Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,403 --> 00:00:08,863
Previously on Holidazed.
2
00:00:08,863 --> 00:00:10,823
Mom has already gone off
with the wedding plans.
3
00:00:10,823 --> 00:00:12,450
The only issue is...
4
00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:15,036
my grandmother doesn't know
that I'm gay.
5
00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:16,871
You are...
6
00:00:16,871 --> 00:00:18,456
This is my good friend.
7
00:00:18,456 --> 00:00:21,125
I love the smell of family
dysfunction at the holidays.
8
00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:24,086
To the marriage of Marcus
and Ella.
9
00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:26,297
Cheers.
10
00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:35,181
[light clicks on]
11
00:00:36,182 --> 00:00:37,641
Something you'd like to say
to me?
12
00:00:37,641 --> 00:00:39,018
Uh...
13
00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:42,772
Congratulations
on your engagement?
14
00:00:42,772 --> 00:00:44,732
I know and I am so sorry.
15
00:00:44,732 --> 00:00:47,026
It's just that grandma's
really traditional.
16
00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:48,527
- [thudding]
- Seriously.
17
00:00:50,988 --> 00:00:52,490
Oh, wonderful.
It's my bride to be.
18
00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,325
Hey. I don't wanna spend
Christmas in an Asian reboot
19
00:00:54,325 --> 00:00:55,993
of The Birdcage anymore
than you do.
20
00:00:55,993 --> 00:00:57,953
So you can redirect that shade
towards my lying brother.
21
00:00:57,953 --> 00:01:00,081
Okay, I didn't lie.
22
00:01:00,081 --> 00:01:02,333
I just didn't correct Grandma
when she got confused
23
00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,668
about who's actually
getting married.
24
00:01:04,668 --> 00:01:05,377
[door opens]
25
00:01:05,377 --> 00:01:06,504
- [thudding]
- Ah!
26
00:01:09,465 --> 00:01:10,883
Is this where you guys have
all your family meetings?
27
00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:12,343
We're so sorry about that.
28
00:01:12,343 --> 00:01:13,928
Trust me, this is not
how any of us wanted
29
00:01:13,928 --> 00:01:15,262
to spend the holidays.
30
00:01:15,262 --> 00:01:16,472
Where is Grandma,
by the way?
31
00:01:16,472 --> 00:01:18,557
I told her Judge Judy is on.
Her idol.
32
00:01:18,557 --> 00:01:20,267
That should keep her busy
for a while.
33
00:01:20,267 --> 00:01:21,769
I hope.
34
00:01:21,769 --> 00:01:23,813
Okay, guys. I think I see
what's happening here.
35
00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:26,774
It's called anxious
resistance attachment.
36
00:01:26,774 --> 00:01:28,192
Grandma Lin has
been inconsistent
37
00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:29,485
in meeting your needs
38
00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:31,529
which has triggered
a fear of abandonment
39
00:01:31,529 --> 00:01:33,948
which has resulted in four
fully-grown adults
40
00:01:33,948 --> 00:01:35,366
living in fear of
a tiny old woman.
41
00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:36,659
Does that sound about right?
42
00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:41,497
Tiny but powerful.
43
00:01:41,497 --> 00:01:43,541
And terrifying.
44
00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:44,959
We just have to avoid
all stress
45
00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,753
until she gets a clean bill
of health next year.
46
00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:49,129
Doctor's orders.
47
00:01:49,129 --> 00:01:50,422
And what exactly is stressful
about her grandson
48
00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:52,967
being engaged to the man
he loves?
49
00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:54,426
Babe, she's over 80.
50
00:01:54,426 --> 00:01:56,136
Yeah, and she doesn't like
any kind of change.
51
00:01:56,136 --> 00:01:58,639
Ever. Steve, tell him.
52
00:01:58,639 --> 00:02:00,432
Oh. Once, some of her employees
wanted to implement
53
00:02:00,432 --> 00:02:02,977
casual Fridays, and when
she found out,
54
00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:05,604
she instituted a new policy...
formal Fridays.
55
00:02:05,604 --> 00:02:07,731
[gasps]
Not formal Fridays.
56
00:02:07,731 --> 00:02:09,400
And she actually bought
our local paper
57
00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,609
because they were going to stop
printing her favorite section.
58
00:02:10,609 --> 00:02:12,236
The obituaries.
59
00:02:12,236 --> 00:02:13,821
She likes to keep score
of who she's outlived.
60
00:02:13,821 --> 00:02:15,322
Okay, let's just zoom
out a bit.
61
00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:18,701
Where are we having
this conversation?
62
00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:20,286
Look around.
63
00:02:21,954 --> 00:02:23,038
In a closet.
64
00:02:23,038 --> 00:02:24,582
Literally.
65
00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:26,584
Excuse me, Mr. Lin.
66
00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:28,794
[all grunting]
67
00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:31,046
Come on.
68
00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:35,259
It's a metaphor, hon.
69
00:02:35,259 --> 00:02:37,344
Right. The closet.
70
00:02:37,344 --> 00:02:38,304
Got it.
71
00:02:39,847 --> 00:02:44,059
♪ My heart is beating
just like a drum... ♪
72
00:02:44,059 --> 00:02:48,647
♪ Oh, what a feeling,
it's second to none... ♪
73
00:02:48,647 --> 00:02:51,567
♪ Ooh... ♪
74
00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,652
♪ I'm a lucky one ♪
75
00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:54,278
Morning.
76
00:02:54,278 --> 00:02:55,446
[knocking on door]
77
00:02:56,363 --> 00:02:57,781
How'd you sleep?
78
00:02:57,781 --> 00:02:58,574
Just fine.
79
00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:02,411
It's great, actually.
It's a super comfortable bed.
80
00:03:02,411 --> 00:03:05,414
See? And you get a little break
from my snoring.
81
00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:07,082
Yeah, but I like your snoring.
82
00:03:07,082 --> 00:03:09,835
It's like my own personal
white noise machine.
83
00:03:09,835 --> 00:03:10,794
I'm sorry, babe.
84
00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:14,298
I feel terrible that we put you
in this position.
85
00:03:14,298 --> 00:03:15,716
Yeah, as you should.
86
00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:17,343
You know, it's one thing for me
to pretend to be
87
00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:19,470
the family friend
for a few hours.
88
00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,096
It's a whole other
to fake a wedding.
89
00:03:22,598 --> 00:03:24,350
We're out, we're proud.
90
00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:25,768
We should be planning
our actual...
91
00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:28,479
Wait... wait a minute.
Where's your engagement ring?
92
00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:29,480
I just moved it.
93
00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:32,274
I know, I know.
94
00:03:34,151 --> 00:03:37,279
But here's what you have to
understand about Grandma Lin.
95
00:03:37,279 --> 00:03:40,532
My dad wasn't interested
in the family business
96
00:03:40,532 --> 00:03:44,244
and Ella's this outspoken
free spirit.
97
00:03:44,244 --> 00:03:48,916
Then I come along and I'm ready
to carry on her legacy.
98
00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:51,502
Okay, well maybe the healthier
choice would be to consider
99
00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:54,838
a job that doesn't require you
to hide from your employer.
100
00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:57,508
Okay, but it's not
about my job.
101
00:03:57,508 --> 00:04:00,719
This is about my special
relationship with her.
102
00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:04,556
It's like we have this mutual
admiration society
103
00:04:04,556 --> 00:04:08,102
where I'm, like, the chosen one.
104
00:04:10,396 --> 00:04:12,106
And our love changes that?
105
00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,944
I hate to think
it would, but...
106
00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:19,655
'Cause you're gonna have
to tell her eventually.
107
00:04:19,655 --> 00:04:21,115
Yeah.
108
00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:22,533
We are getting married
next year.
109
00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,493
Of course.
110
00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:28,497
But as backward and regressive
as it may be,
111
00:04:28,497 --> 00:04:30,374
this one little white lie
would make Christmas
112
00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:32,251
a whole lot easier.
113
00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:35,462
Easier for her
or easier for you?
114
00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:38,299
Okay, for the both of us.
115
00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:43,429
I'm still gathering the courage
to tell her.
116
00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:45,973
Because?
117
00:04:45,973 --> 00:04:51,520
Because... I'm afraid she's
gonna look at me differently.
118
00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:55,691
And everything's gonna
fall apart.
119
00:04:57,318 --> 00:04:59,570
So the whole family's worried
about her heart
120
00:05:00,529 --> 00:05:02,406
and meanwhile you're worried
about breaking it.
121
00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:10,205
Wow. Have you ever considered
being a therapist?
122
00:05:10,205 --> 00:05:11,999
Hmm. Yeah, it's funny you
should mention that.
123
00:05:11,999 --> 00:05:13,417
I am one, actually.
124
00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:16,336
No. I was so sure you were
a model.
125
00:05:16,336 --> 00:05:18,672
Okay, okay.
Don't push it.
126
00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:24,345
♪ La, la, la, la, la,
127
00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:28,974
♪
128
00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,184
Thank you.
129
00:05:30,184 --> 00:05:31,143
♪ Love the season,
130
00:05:31,143 --> 00:05:32,436
♪ walking through the snow...
131
00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:34,146
♪ Everybody's turning off
our phones... ♪
132
00:05:34,146 --> 00:05:36,440
♪ Open hearts,
shut the world out... ♪
133
00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,983
♪ Staying up,
slow the time down ♪
134
00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:40,569
Oh, finally!
Okay, so we need some Velveeta.
135
00:05:40,569 --> 00:05:43,155
Uh... Can you write this down?
It's in the drawer.
136
00:05:43,155 --> 00:05:44,114
Yeah. Open it up.
137
00:05:44,114 --> 00:05:45,741
Okay, we're gonna need
138
00:05:45,741 --> 00:05:49,244
a case of beer and
Worcestershire sauce.
139
00:05:49,244 --> 00:05:51,121
What are you making,
toxic drain cleaner?
140
00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:53,582
Beer cheese with samosas,
141
00:05:53,582 --> 00:05:55,417
which I'll serve with
the Frito pie masala.
142
00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:56,835
Wait, for Christmas Eve?
143
00:05:56,835 --> 00:05:58,337
But you always make
roast pork and dumplings.
144
00:05:58,337 --> 00:06:00,047
Oh, not this year.
145
00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:01,757
I'm surprising Marcus
with a whole spread
146
00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,717
of his favorite
childhood dishes.
147
00:06:03,717 --> 00:06:07,846
I chatted with his mom, Amal,
in Ohio and got all the recipes.
148
00:06:07,846 --> 00:06:10,599
Very interesting stuff.
149
00:06:10,599 --> 00:06:11,975
Anyway, it's the least
we could do
150
00:06:11,975 --> 00:06:14,770
considering everything
we're putting him through.
151
00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:18,190
Oh... we'll also need,
uh, some mini hot dogs,
152
00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:20,567
peppers and onions
for the kebabs.
153
00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,277
Can Nai Nai even eat
that stuff with her heart?
154
00:06:22,277 --> 00:06:24,029
That's a very good point.
155
00:06:24,029 --> 00:06:27,241
Her doctors are more concerned
about her stress than her diet.
156
00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:29,743
Come on.
Her cholesterol is impeccable.
157
00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:31,120
Mom, look at yourself.
158
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,329
You're buzzing around
the kitchen in a frenzy
159
00:06:32,329 --> 00:06:35,040
over a meal all for your
future son in law.
160
00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,084
This is why Carly Tarp says
she'll never get married.
161
00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:38,585
Is that a fish?
162
00:06:38,585 --> 00:06:40,254
Dad, she's like the Oprah
of Tik Tok.
163
00:06:40,254 --> 00:06:41,422
[gasps]
164
00:06:41,422 --> 00:06:42,214
That's a good tweet, hold on.
165
00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,424
You now, maybe Ella's right.
166
00:06:44,424 --> 00:06:46,385
Maybe it's better to stick
with tradition.
167
00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:47,302
That's definitely not
what I said.
168
00:06:47,302 --> 00:06:49,263
Do you even care what we eat?
169
00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,639
Or are you just afraid
to tell your mother
170
00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:52,266
there's been a change of plans.
171
00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:53,851
I think we all know the answer
to that.
172
00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:55,894
Wow. Nai Nai really does
control everything,
173
00:06:55,894 --> 00:06:57,563
including your relationship.
174
00:06:57,563 --> 00:07:01,150
Now that's not true.
I control our relationship.
175
00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,402
I don't know, seems to me
that all marriages are prisons
176
00:07:03,402 --> 00:07:05,112
and in-laws are the wardens.
177
00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:07,448
Another perfect tweet.
I'm on fire today.
178
00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:09,950
Sweetie, just remember.
179
00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:13,120
When the warden's around
we are very pro marriage.
180
00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,038
Especially yours.
181
00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:16,331
I can't believe
you're expecting me
182
00:07:16,331 --> 00:07:18,083
to go along with this.
183
00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,294
It's bad enough that Ted has
sold his soul to Big Wedding
184
00:07:20,294 --> 00:07:22,337
and now I have to pretend
to do the same?
185
00:07:22,337 --> 00:07:25,299
Come on, Ella.
We're gonna need your help here.
186
00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:26,258
What's in it for me?
187
00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:29,094
A peaceful holiday
with your family.
188
00:07:29,094 --> 00:07:31,847
Hmm. Whatever.
189
00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,642
When is the wedding date?
190
00:07:35,642 --> 00:07:37,686
Um... oh, uh...
191
00:07:37,686 --> 00:07:39,730
we don't actually have
a date per se.
192
00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:42,149
Not in the traditional
years or months, no.
193
00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:45,068
I think you guys were talking
about having a long engagement.
194
00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:46,278
Right?
195
00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:48,489
Yeah, like summer after next?
196
00:07:48,489 --> 00:07:50,032
After next.
197
00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:52,117
[tsking]
198
00:07:52,117 --> 00:07:53,952
You are getting married
199
00:07:53,952 --> 00:07:57,122
during the Chinese New Year
in February.
200
00:07:57,122 --> 00:07:59,666
Very close to Valentine's Day.
201
00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:02,461
My favorite holiday.
202
00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:04,379
Oh, Mom.
203
00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:06,924
Why don't we talk about
Christmas Eve this year.
204
00:08:06,924 --> 00:08:07,674
Dinner.
205
00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:09,009
Why?
206
00:08:09,009 --> 00:08:12,513
We always have pork
and dumplings every year.
207
00:08:12,513 --> 00:08:16,183
And I want to know what you're
going to serve for the wedding.
208
00:08:16,183 --> 00:08:18,185
I need details.
209
00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:20,687
They don't really have any
of the details worked out yet.
210
00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:23,899
So... what is this?
211
00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:28,487
Oh! I think that's more of
a vision board, you know.
212
00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:29,905
Nothing's set in stone.
213
00:08:29,905 --> 00:08:32,199
Ice towers? Tulum?
214
00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:33,283
Chrysanthemums?
215
00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:34,952
They're all for funerals.
216
00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:36,578
Terrible!
217
00:08:39,706 --> 00:08:40,666
Marcus...
218
00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:46,421
Our Chinese wedding tradition's
very important
219
00:08:46,421 --> 00:08:49,216
and it's good I'm here to help.
220
00:08:51,426 --> 00:08:55,138
And I have made an appointment
to have a photoshoot session
221
00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:58,016
for your engagement today.
222
00:08:58,016 --> 00:08:58,850
Wait, what?
223
00:08:58,850 --> 00:08:59,643
What?
224
00:08:59,643 --> 00:09:00,936
[all chatting]
225
00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:02,354
Mom, there's still so much
prep we need
226
00:09:02,354 --> 00:09:03,939
to do for Christmas dinner.
227
00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:06,650
Lois is right. It's all
hands on deck this year.
228
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:11,321
Oh. You stay,
help your wife, huh?
229
00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:13,198
I handle the wedding.
230
00:09:14,116 --> 00:09:16,201
Let's get going!
231
00:09:17,244 --> 00:09:18,829
You will love the photoshoot.
232
00:09:19,454 --> 00:09:20,706
Very elaborate.
233
00:09:22,124 --> 00:09:23,208
Elaborate.
234
00:09:26,253 --> 00:09:27,671
[camera shutter snaps]
235
00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:30,048
There are no words.
236
00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:32,843
I got a few for Ted.
237
00:09:32,843 --> 00:09:36,013
Okay. Ella, Marcus,
big smiles!
238
00:09:36,013 --> 00:09:37,889
Just imagine today
is your wedding day.
239
00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:39,599
You guys are officially
husband and wife.
240
00:09:41,226 --> 00:09:42,853
[camera shutter snaps]
241
00:09:44,062 --> 00:09:46,064
They look like two broken mops.
242
00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:49,318
He should pick her up.
243
00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:51,111
Not with his back.
244
00:09:51,737 --> 00:09:53,530
I handle camera shy couples
all the time, Mrs. Lin.
245
00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,824
Trust me, they'll warm up.
246
00:09:57,117 --> 00:10:00,662
Okay, um... let's just try
looking at each other.
247
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,082
[camera shutter snaps]
248
00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:09,421
Okay.
249
00:10:10,797 --> 00:10:12,883
This is a disaster.
250
00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,469
They just need to loosen up
a little!
251
00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:18,847
Maybe think of something funny.
Like a good joke.
252
00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:21,099
[Fake laughter]
253
00:10:21,099 --> 00:10:25,896
Forget fiancés.
They two look like strangers.
254
00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:28,065
Worse.
255
00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:30,817
Err... do you mind if I go give
them a little pep talk?
256
00:10:30,817 --> 00:10:31,485
It might help.
257
00:10:31,485 --> 00:10:33,111
Oh, be my guest. Go.
258
00:10:33,111 --> 00:10:34,196
Okay.
259
00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,615
I'm going to go have a chat
with them, thank you.
260
00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:40,535
Hey guys. Hey.
So, here's the thing.
261
00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:41,703
You're not selling it.
262
00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:42,704
We're trying.
263
00:10:42,704 --> 00:10:44,039
I mean, surely you
can understand
264
00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,290
the awkward circumstances.
265
00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,209
What did you expect?
266
00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:49,461
Okay. Remember when you did
Les Mis your junior year?
267
00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:50,629
You told me I was terrible.
268
00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:51,963
Yes, you were.
269
00:10:51,963 --> 00:10:53,715
But you threw yourself
into that role.
270
00:10:53,715 --> 00:10:57,469
I need you to summon that same
scenery chewing energy
271
00:10:57,469 --> 00:10:59,763
and channel that into this.
272
00:10:59,763 --> 00:11:02,599
Babe, you're not listening.
It's just...
273
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:04,142
Oh, you gotta do that thing
you do when you have
274
00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:06,019
a really boring patient.
275
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:07,145
What is it that I do?
276
00:11:08,146 --> 00:11:10,315
You fake it.
You fake it!
277
00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:13,360
Alright, big smiles.
You got this.
278
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,236
Big smiles.
279
00:11:15,153 --> 00:11:15,946
[sighs]
280
00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:22,661
You know, if it's our wedding,
let's make it... our wedding.
281
00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:23,787
Boo.
282
00:11:23,787 --> 00:11:25,872
Back at you, boo.
283
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:28,333
Okay, yeah.
284
00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:31,086
[camera shutter snaps]
285
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,423
Oh, look at that.
Nai Nai, what do you think?
286
00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:36,842
[camera shutter snaps]
287
00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,553
Much better.
288
00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,721
[laughs]
289
00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,933
Oh. It's time in which we see
Chung Shifu.
290
00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:46,351
Chung Shifu?
291
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:49,980
Oh, you didn't know?
She's my fortune teller.
292
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:53,358
She will determine
their compatibility
293
00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:55,110
and she's never wrong.
294
00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:58,196
- Oh. Okay.
- Come and meet her.
295
00:11:58,196 --> 00:11:59,072
Uh... yeah.
296
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:03,827
We're gonna...
we're gonna wrap this up
297
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,203
and see the fortune teller.
298
00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,582
[in unison]
- Fortune teller?
299
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,591
♪ Wow, look at how
she get down... ♪
300
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:19,551
♪ Wow, she wearing
that crown ♪
301
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,927
♪ Wow
302
00:12:20,927 --> 00:12:22,596
♪ I know her
mama proud... ♪
303
00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:24,639
♪ Wow, wow, wow,
girl, wow... ♪
304
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:27,100
♪ Here comes the brand
new flavor in your ear... ♪
305
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,186
♪ It's family all around,
ain't no strangers in here... ♪
306
00:12:29,186 --> 00:12:33,440
♪ I be paid up...
too much flavor... ♪
307
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,066
♪ Rock with me...
308
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,860
♪ Wowzers... the way she
fit in 'em trousers... ♪
309
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:41,198
♪ Mama got it too, they both
thick like clam chowder... ♪
310
00:12:41,198 --> 00:12:43,033
♪ Different city every night,
and she got a good job... ♪
311
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,201
♪ Throw them hands
in the sky... ♪
312
00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:46,495
♪ Wow, look at how
she get down... ♪
313
00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,955
♪ Wow, she wearing
that crown... ♪
314
00:12:48,955 --> 00:12:51,249
♪ Wow, I know her
mama proud... ♪
315
00:12:51,249 --> 00:12:53,960
♪ Wow, wow, wow, girl, wow
316
00:12:57,589 --> 00:12:59,591
♪
317
00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:04,888
This is highly unusual.
318
00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:06,973
Unusual how?
319
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:16,149
Based on your dates and time
of birth, the two of you are...
320
00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:20,695
A perfect match.
321
00:13:22,489 --> 00:13:24,282
Err... they're perfect?
322
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,494
Really? Come on.
323
00:13:27,494 --> 00:13:28,453
Ted shut up!
324
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:30,705
Go on.
325
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:39,214
It's rare. But for you two
there is a divine connection.
326
00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:44,177
One that transcends
all barriers to your love.
327
00:13:44,177 --> 00:13:47,180
No offense, but how long
have you been doing this?
328
00:13:49,641 --> 00:13:52,978
[in Chinese]
329
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:10,787
Oh, it's not all rainbows
and moonbeams.
330
00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:16,835
You, my dear, will need to...
how do you young ones say it?
331
00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:18,670
Loosen the bone.
332
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,338
Loosen the bone?
333
00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:22,340
Your need to control
334
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:26,052
could put unwanted stress
on your marriage.
335
00:14:26,052 --> 00:14:27,095
Interesting.
336
00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:32,058
Um, but do you see
any happiness
337
00:14:32,058 --> 00:14:34,019
in the future for them?
338
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:35,729
Without question.
339
00:14:36,354 --> 00:14:38,273
[sighs]
340
00:14:38,273 --> 00:14:40,275
Loosen the bone.
341
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:44,571
So, let's settle up.
342
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,032
Of course, Mrs. Lin.
343
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,207
Well, that was clearly a sham.
344
00:14:56,207 --> 00:14:58,543
Really? ‘Cause I think
she was bang on.
345
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:00,962
I gave her your birthdate
instead of mine.
346
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,048
Wait, really?
347
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:05,467
So that fortune was for Marcus
and me?
348
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,384
Mmhmm.
349
00:15:06,384 --> 00:15:07,552
Our future.
350
00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:08,386
How romantic.
351
00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:10,263
Yeah.
352
00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:12,140
She said we were perfect
except for your control issues.
353
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,351
♪ I fa-la-la-la love it
354
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,187
You must serve
sweet and sticky,
355
00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,522
to show the sweetness
of your love,
356
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:23,360
and how in hard times
you stick together.
357
00:15:24,069 --> 00:15:25,820
We know a thing or two
about that.
358
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:32,077
Carrot cake for a wedding?
That seems a bit pedestrian.
359
00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:34,120
And that's why we love it.
360
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:35,914
Thank you.
361
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:37,415
Thank you, Boo.
362
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,792
You're welcome, Boo.
363
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,215
[in unison] Mmm.
364
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:49,636
Oh, and if you could make it
more carroty.
365
00:15:52,555 --> 00:15:55,225
Let's go and choose
your bouquet.
366
00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,856
I buy all my friends
flowers here.
367
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:04,275
Oh, Mrs. Lin, that's so sweet.
368
00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:06,152
For their funerals.
369
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:13,702
Oh... wow.
370
00:16:13,702 --> 00:16:16,996
Orchids symbolizes love
and fertility.
371
00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,500
[sneezes]
372
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,002
Sorry. I thought we said
no flowers.
373
00:16:23,002 --> 00:16:23,878
You said no flowers.
374
00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,005
[sneezes]
375
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:29,134
Wait outside,
you're making a scene.
376
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:32,804
Hey. Don't worry, I have
a surprise for you.
377
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,266
I look like a gay elf.
378
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:37,434
[laughs]
379
00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:38,476
Would you rather look like
a straight elf?
380
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:41,896
Hey, hey, don't worry.
381
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,064
Nobody's gonna be looking
at you,
382
00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:44,482
you're just the brother
of the bride.
383
00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,358
It's my day.
384
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,986
You're really enjoying this,
aren't you?
385
00:16:47,986 --> 00:16:49,029
Hey. No, no, no.
386
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,823
I'm faking it just like
you asked.
387
00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:52,824
Let me straighten
that tie, though.
388
00:16:57,829 --> 00:16:59,247
This is almost as bad
389
00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:01,458
as the suit you were wearing
when we met.
390
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,460
Hey. That was my travel suit.
391
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,920
Got me through an eight-hour
layover at O'Hare.
392
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,089
You didn't seem to mind
when you started chatting me up.
393
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:11,259
I had low blood sugar.
You had Skittles.
394
00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,595
You were using me
for a sugar fix.
395
00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:14,637
I knew it.
396
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:16,264
I was.
397
00:17:16,264 --> 00:17:19,517
But then I started fixating
on something else.
398
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:21,895
Why do you think I changed
my seat before boarding?
399
00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:24,272
Yeah, that was a bit
of a dead giveaway.
400
00:17:24,272 --> 00:17:27,108
Who leaves business class to sit
in coach with a stranger?
401
00:17:27,108 --> 00:17:29,069
Someone who was thinking,
402
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:30,487
“I just met the man
I'm gonna marry”.
403
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:35,241
[tender music]
404
00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:38,495
[Nai Nai] Come out, Ella.
405
00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:40,288
♪
406
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,085
Let's see the beautiful bride.
407
00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:48,379
That bad, huh?
408
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:49,756
It's flawless.
409
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,636
This is the one.
410
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:59,182
I wore a very traditional
red and gold Cheongsam.
411
00:17:59,182 --> 00:18:01,476
So did your mother.
412
00:18:02,977 --> 00:18:09,734
But you are a modern young lady.
You set your own tradition.
413
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:12,821
And this is the perfect
compromise.
414
00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,323
Elegant and simple.
415
00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:18,368
Lets your natural beauty
shine through.
416
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:27,919
Ella Lin?
It's Peyton... Matthews.
417
00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,087
Peyton.
418
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:30,004
- From high school.
- Hi.
419
00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:31,297
It's been so long.
420
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,924
Like, a hundred years, I know.
421
00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:34,008
But I feel like
I see you everyday
422
00:18:34,008 --> 00:18:35,468
‘cause I follow you on Twitter.
423
00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:36,970
Oh...
424
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,930
Just like every other person
on the planet.
425
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,682
That's sweet of you.
426
00:18:40,682 --> 00:18:42,350
And don't feel bad about not
following me back, by the way.
427
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,726
It's totally fine.
428
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:46,563
I'm just obsessed with all
of your hot takes
429
00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:49,858
on the patriarchal structure
of romantic love.
430
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:53,778
Which is why it is
blowing my mind
431
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:56,155
to see you here of all places.
432
00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:59,826
You are literally the last
person I would ever expect
433
00:18:59,826 --> 00:19:02,328
to see in a wedding dress.
434
00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:03,997
Who are you marrying?
435
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:05,999
Um... well... I, uh...
436
00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:09,168
Wait, hold that thought.
We have to get a selfie.
437
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:10,378
Oh, I don't think...
438
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:11,671
No, no, it's fine.
I'll tag you.
439
00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:12,547
Obvi.
440
00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:13,756
Um...
441
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,884
Say traditional gender roles.
442
00:19:15,884 --> 00:19:17,176
[camera clicks]
443
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:31,232
A selfie tag of me
in a wedding dress.
444
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:33,818
I know, but...
Okay, what'd you do?
445
00:19:33,818 --> 00:19:36,946
Well, I DM'd her with this
bizarre explanation, like,
446
00:19:36,946 --> 00:19:40,241
“hey girl, this is for a super
top-secret social media project
447
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:43,494
"where I'm going to ironic
marry myself online”.
448
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,079
That does sound like something
you would do.
449
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:46,664
Did she post the picture?
450
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:48,249
Not that I can find.
451
00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:49,834
Did you follow her back?
452
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:50,835
What? God, no.
453
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,630
This could be really bad for me.
454
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,465
I know. I'm sorry, Ella.
455
00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:57,175
I sent her a couple messages
asking her to delete it
456
00:19:57,175 --> 00:19:59,844
so let's just hope she responds.
457
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:01,012
I'm gonna fix it.
458
00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:02,096
Promise.
459
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:09,187
Marcus. I question your
engagement, young man.
460
00:20:09,187 --> 00:20:12,440
Oh. Let me try and explain.
461
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,068
Why Ella doesn't have a ring?
462
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,028
The ring.
463
00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:20,448
Right.
464
00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:21,991
Uh... well, you see, I'm just
waiting for the right moment.
465
00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:25,244
Ah.
466
00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:37,298
It's stunning.
467
00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:39,759
It was my mother's.
468
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:44,430
I offered it to Steve for Lois
but he wanted to buy a new one.
469
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:46,015
And I understand that.
470
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:47,934
I can be modern you know.
471
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,019
[chuckles]
472
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,816
My dream is to have this ring
in the family.
473
00:20:54,816 --> 00:20:58,319
And now I can.
474
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:01,406
And my mother would be so happy.
475
00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:05,535
It's an honor. Thank you.
476
00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:08,705
A little undeserved, but...
477
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:12,834
I want to see this ring
on Ella's finger today.
478
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,378
Understood? Hmm?
479
00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:17,255
Understood.
480
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:24,721
She's onto us. Alright?
481
00:21:24,721 --> 00:21:27,098
She's calling our bluff.
This... this is a test.
482
00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:29,851
Trust me. I just saw a whole
new side of her.
483
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:31,352
She was sincere.
484
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:32,979
This isn't a test.
485
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,190
It's a gift.
486
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:41,029
Not just any gift.
This is her prized possession.
487
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:45,533
She's basically giving
her heart... to a lie.
488
00:21:45,533 --> 00:21:46,617
Oh, God.
489
00:21:46,617 --> 00:21:48,119
Okay, that's it.
490
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,704
I have to tell her the truth.
491
00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:51,748
Yes. No.
492
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,002
Look, I've already made
Ella compromise her beliefs.
493
00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:59,130
I've made you compromise
your professional ethics.
494
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,174
I can't even put my arms
around you.
495
00:22:01,174 --> 00:22:03,176
And now this.
496
00:22:07,972 --> 00:22:09,515
I have to tell her the truth.
497
00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:13,811
And I have to believe she loves
me enough to understand.
498
00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:21,152
[contemplative music]
499
00:22:25,448 --> 00:22:28,367
Too empty and too crowded.
500
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:35,333
Nai Nai?
501
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:37,460
Hi.
502
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,253
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
503
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:47,428
I know what this is about, Ted.
504
00:22:50,014 --> 00:22:51,432
You do?
505
00:22:51,432 --> 00:22:52,350
Yes.
506
00:22:53,393 --> 00:22:58,397
But I was going to talk to you
about it after Christmas.
507
00:22:58,397 --> 00:23:01,567
And it may come as a surprise.
508
00:23:04,278 --> 00:23:06,280
I'm getting older.
509
00:23:06,781 --> 00:23:07,824
Huh?
510
00:23:07,824 --> 00:23:08,825
What?
511
00:23:08,825 --> 00:23:09,492
You're a spring chicken.
512
00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:10,493
You look amazing.
513
00:23:10,493 --> 00:23:12,745
You're like Benjamin Button.
514
00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:14,163
[Ella] No, you're only
getting younger.
515
00:23:16,457 --> 00:23:19,836
This company needs
a new leader.
516
00:23:19,836 --> 00:23:22,130
Too much stress on me.
517
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:26,008
So I'm stepping down
right after the holiday.
518
00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:28,136
[all] What?
519
00:23:28,136 --> 00:23:32,432
I just hope no one is going to
give me another heart attack
520
00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,392
in the next two weeks.
521
00:23:34,392 --> 00:23:36,310
[nervous laughter]
522
00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:38,062
We will try our best.
523
00:23:40,064 --> 00:23:41,691
Ah, so...
524
00:23:41,691 --> 00:23:45,987
in the beginning of the year,
525
00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:50,700
Ted is going to be
the new CEO.
526
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,036
- Ted!
- That's great.
527
00:23:55,788 --> 00:23:58,374
I... don't... uh...
528
00:23:58,374 --> 00:24:00,126
I thought you wanted this.
529
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:04,130
I... I do.
More than anything.
530
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:06,257
Or almost anything.
531
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,927
So what is it then?
532
00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:12,638
There's something else.
533
00:24:14,515 --> 00:24:17,351
The thing is...
Marcus and I...
534
00:24:19,228 --> 00:24:20,104
We...
535
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:21,522
We were talking and...
536
00:24:23,482 --> 00:24:25,484
I've asked Ted to be
my best man.
537
00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:27,737
Oh, good!
538
00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:29,739
I don't need a formal
announcement
539
00:24:29,739 --> 00:24:32,450
but I know how you
young people are.
540
00:24:32,450 --> 00:24:34,744
Always want attention.
541
00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:35,870
[laughs]
542
00:24:36,746 --> 00:24:43,794
And this is what I call
husband material.
543
00:24:43,794 --> 00:24:46,380
[laughing]
544
00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:57,391
Your best man?
What was that?
545
00:24:57,391 --> 00:24:58,559
We were so close.
546
00:24:58,559 --> 00:24:59,644
Why didn't you let him drop
the lie?
547
00:24:59,644 --> 00:25:00,895
I thought that's what
you wanted.
548
00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:01,646
Babe...
549
00:25:01,646 --> 00:25:02,980
[in unison] What?
550
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:03,731
Not boo.
551
00:25:03,731 --> 00:25:04,523
Oh.
552
00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:06,400
Babe, listen to me.
553
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,194
I'm so proud of you for telling
the truth.
554
00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:09,403
Trying to tell the truth.
555
00:25:09,403 --> 00:25:10,863
Yes. But as a therapist,
556
00:25:10,863 --> 00:25:12,823
I can't ask you to disrupt
your family
557
00:25:12,823 --> 00:25:14,992
and come out to someone
before you're ready.
558
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:18,371
And as your fiancé I can't be
the one who puts
559
00:25:18,371 --> 00:25:20,373
your grandmother in the hospital
on Christmas Eve.
560
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:24,961
I can handle another night
in the guest room.
561
00:25:24,961 --> 00:25:26,295
Away from your snoring.
562
00:25:28,172 --> 00:25:28,923
Thank you.
563
00:25:30,758 --> 00:25:33,344
That is... as long as you're
okay to play your part
564
00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:34,762
for a bit longer?
565
00:25:34,762 --> 00:25:36,931
You're asking for an encore?
566
00:25:36,931 --> 00:25:38,975
Okay, before you answer that.
567
00:25:42,687 --> 00:25:43,729
[gasps]
568
00:25:46,357 --> 00:25:49,652
Will you be my fake wife
slash sister-in-law?
569
00:25:49,652 --> 00:25:52,154
I will do anything for my fans.
570
00:25:56,325 --> 00:26:00,579
Wow. I can't believe
she gave us the ring.
571
00:26:00,579 --> 00:26:05,001
I've always loved this thing.
It's so beautiful.
572
00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:07,378
Well, I might as well enjoy it
while it lasts.
573
00:26:07,378 --> 00:26:08,879
I'll have to give it back
when she finds out
574
00:26:08,879 --> 00:26:10,715
I'm not actually
getting married.
575
00:26:12,216 --> 00:26:13,551
[sighs]
576
00:26:14,802 --> 00:26:16,470
I'm really starting to hate
this closet.
577
00:26:22,018 --> 00:26:23,269
♪
578
00:26:23,269 --> 00:26:24,812
♪ I heard you were
looking for me ♪
579
00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:28,065
♪ I heard you were
looking for me. ♪
580
00:26:28,065 --> 00:26:29,400
♪ Got eyes on me ♪
581
00:26:29,817 --> 00:26:30,776
♪ Got eyes on me ♪
582
00:26:30,776 --> 00:26:31,819
Steve?
583
00:26:32,945 --> 00:26:34,196
♪ I heard you were
looking for me ♪
584
00:26:34,196 --> 00:26:35,489
It's now or never.
585
00:26:35,489 --> 00:26:37,325
Never sounds pretty good.
586
00:26:37,325 --> 00:26:39,869
Steve... it's bad enough
that we're not honest
587
00:26:39,869 --> 00:26:41,412
with your mother about Ted
588
00:26:41,412 --> 00:26:43,623
but you can't even be honest
with her about dinner.
589
00:26:43,623 --> 00:26:47,001
Fine. Fine. I'm going in.
590
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:49,295
If I'm not back in five minutes,
I love you.
591
00:26:50,296 --> 00:26:51,213
[knife chops]
592
00:26:53,883 --> 00:26:56,636
- Um... Ma?
- Huh?
593
00:26:56,636 --> 00:26:57,803
Can I talk to you?
594
00:26:58,387 --> 00:27:00,306
[In Chinese]
595
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:08,022
Um... Ted is going to make
a wonderful CEO.
596
00:27:08,022 --> 00:27:09,774
Thank you for believing in him.
597
00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:14,987
[In Chinese]
598
00:27:18,866 --> 00:27:22,370
Well... no.
Um... actually...
599
00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:23,871
it's about dinner.
600
00:27:25,122 --> 00:27:26,332
Oh.
601
00:27:26,332 --> 00:27:29,126
Uh... Lois wanted...
602
00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:32,046
We wanted to surprise Marcus
603
00:27:32,046 --> 00:27:34,882
with a meal of his favorite
childhood dishes.
604
00:27:34,882 --> 00:27:36,592
Oh?
605
00:27:36,592 --> 00:27:41,722
So, instead of the traditional
roast pork and dumplings...
606
00:27:41,722 --> 00:27:45,684
we're having Frito Pie Masala
and Jell-O pie
607
00:27:45,684 --> 00:27:47,853
with cumin and cardamom.
608
00:27:47,853 --> 00:27:51,107
[in Chinese]
609
00:27:51,107 --> 00:27:54,151
But we could make something
for you if you prefer.
610
00:27:55,152 --> 00:27:58,364
[in Chinese]
611
00:28:12,002 --> 00:28:14,797
So, this building
was recently refurbished.
612
00:28:14,797 --> 00:28:16,674
And many of our wedding
receptions start with
613
00:28:16,674 --> 00:28:19,301
champagne outside
by the fountain.
614
00:28:19,301 --> 00:28:22,221
Such a wonderful way
to welcome your guests.
615
00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:23,722
How many guests
are you anticipating?
616
00:28:23,722 --> 00:28:25,349
Our capacity is 300.
617
00:28:25,349 --> 00:28:26,142
About 50.
618
00:28:26,142 --> 00:28:26,934
About 300.
619
00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:28,102
232.
620
00:28:29,019 --> 00:28:30,020
Excellent.
621
00:28:30,771 --> 00:28:33,566
So, for the reception,
our DJ's in that corner
622
00:28:33,566 --> 00:28:36,193
which leaves this whole area
for dancing.
623
00:28:36,193 --> 00:28:38,779
Hmm. Come on, kids.
624
00:28:38,779 --> 00:28:40,114
Show us your moves.
625
00:28:41,824 --> 00:28:44,034
- Moves?
- Moves?
626
00:28:44,034 --> 00:28:47,037
Imagine your ceremony is over
627
00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:50,207
and tomorrow you're going
to Italy.
628
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,626
Italy?
629
00:28:52,626 --> 00:28:54,462
My treat.
630
00:28:54,462 --> 00:28:56,922
And then babies!
631
00:28:58,007 --> 00:28:59,550
I think we get it.
632
00:29:00,134 --> 00:29:02,344
Brianna, play their song.
633
00:29:03,721 --> 00:29:05,931
[tango style music playing]
634
00:29:05,931 --> 00:29:13,856
♪
635
00:29:13,856 --> 00:29:15,774
Is Ella leading?
636
00:29:16,942 --> 00:29:17,735
Uh...
637
00:29:21,864 --> 00:29:22,865
Technically.
638
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:29,288
Wow. Those are moves I've never
really seen before.
639
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:33,417
Why don't you go and teach
that poor boy how to dance?
640
00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:37,713
Uh... yeah, okay.
641
00:29:37,713 --> 00:29:39,965
Hey, do you mind if I cut in?
642
00:29:39,965 --> 00:29:41,967
Oh, thank God. Okay.
643
00:29:43,636 --> 00:29:46,806
Okay. I'm gonna lead first
just to show him how it's done.
644
00:29:46,806 --> 00:29:48,057
Good, good.
645
00:29:48,849 --> 00:29:51,268
Okay. Let's just, uh,
shake it out.
646
00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:55,147
[tango style music playing]
647
00:29:55,147 --> 00:30:05,199
♪
648
00:30:08,494 --> 00:30:10,037
He's a quick study.
649
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:21,423
♪
650
00:30:26,303 --> 00:30:36,313
♪
651
00:30:41,235 --> 00:30:53,372
♪
652
00:30:53,372 --> 00:30:55,916
Seems like they know what
they're doing.
653
00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,209
It does.
654
00:30:58,085 --> 00:31:08,095
♪
655
00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:20,065
♪
656
00:31:24,069 --> 00:31:25,821
He's got a lot better already.
657
00:31:25,821 --> 00:31:27,448
Ted's a really good teacher.
658
00:31:29,116 --> 00:31:30,951
What was that place?
659
00:31:30,951 --> 00:31:32,870
Right? I was, like, wow.
660
00:31:32,870 --> 00:31:35,581
Mrs. Lin?
Sorry I'm late.
661
00:31:35,581 --> 00:31:36,540
Do you have it?
662
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,125
I sure do.
663
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,878
It's right here on page 4,
above the obits.
664
00:31:40,878 --> 00:31:42,713
Look at that!
665
00:31:42,713 --> 00:31:44,632
Look at what?
666
00:31:44,632 --> 00:31:45,924
The announcement.
667
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:48,135
Is this, like, a mock up?
668
00:31:48,135 --> 00:31:50,137
Oh, no.
It's hot off the press.
669
00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:52,514
The special Christmas Eve issue
hits stands tonight.
670
00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:53,974
Just in time for the Stroll.
671
00:31:54,391 --> 00:31:55,934
Surprise!
672
00:32:03,359 --> 00:32:05,027
Here's the plan.
673
00:32:05,027 --> 00:32:06,945
We take every single copy
of The Gazette we can find.
674
00:32:06,945 --> 00:32:08,572
Swipe it, buy it, whatever
you have to do.
675
00:32:08,572 --> 00:32:10,783
Sounds easy enough.
676
00:32:11,784 --> 00:32:14,244
♪ O, Christmas tree,
O Christmas tree, ♪
677
00:32:14,244 --> 00:32:17,790
♪ How lovely are thy branches
678
00:32:17,790 --> 00:32:19,333
Let's unpaper the town.
679
00:32:20,376 --> 00:32:23,003
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly, ♪
680
00:32:23,003 --> 00:32:26,924
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
681
00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:28,258
You're sure you want
every copy?
682
00:32:28,258 --> 00:32:30,177
Every last one.
683
00:32:30,177 --> 00:32:32,513
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
684
00:32:32,513 --> 00:32:33,847
Thank you.
685
00:32:33,847 --> 00:32:36,475
♪ Don we now
our gay apparel ♪
686
00:32:36,475 --> 00:32:40,062
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
687
00:32:40,062 --> 00:32:43,190
♪ Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol ♪
688
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:45,275
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
689
00:32:45,275 --> 00:32:46,402
Oh, that's nice.
690
00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:49,822
♪ Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ♪
691
00:32:49,822 --> 00:32:53,325
♪
692
00:32:53,325 --> 00:32:59,665
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
693
00:32:59,665 --> 00:33:02,292
♪ Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells ♪
694
00:33:02,292 --> 00:33:06,714
♪
695
00:33:06,714 --> 00:33:12,011
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
696
00:33:12,011 --> 00:33:14,221
♪
697
00:33:14,221 --> 00:33:16,223
♪ See the blazing
yule before us ♪
698
00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:17,516
Stealing is bad.
699
00:33:17,516 --> 00:33:20,227
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
700
00:33:20,227 --> 00:33:22,896
♪ Strike the harp
and join the chorus ♪
701
00:33:22,896 --> 00:33:24,940
Oh, no, did Al Bennet
pass away.
702
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:25,774
- Yeah.
- Passed in his sleep.
703
00:33:25,774 --> 00:33:27,526
Easy breezy.
704
00:33:27,526 --> 00:33:28,694
Lucky son of a...
705
00:33:28,694 --> 00:33:30,654
Do you mind if I just take
a closer look?
706
00:33:30,654 --> 00:33:31,655
Is that you?
707
00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:33,615
Uh... nope!
708
00:33:33,615 --> 00:33:37,077
♪ While I tell of
Yuletide treasure ♪
709
00:33:37,077 --> 00:33:40,039
♪ Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
710
00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:43,083
♪ Sing we joyous
all together ♪
711
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:45,294
♪ Fa, la, la...
712
00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:50,716
Great job, everyone.
713
00:33:50,716 --> 00:33:53,051
I don't think I've had that
much cardio since high school.
714
00:33:53,051 --> 00:33:55,637
Those papers made some s'more
worthy flames in that fire pit.
715
00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:57,139
Oh. Hey...
716
00:33:57,139 --> 00:33:58,557
just promise we're never
gonna do that
717
00:33:58,557 --> 00:34:00,684
if we put our real announcement
in the Sunday Styles.
718
00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:02,227
That's the last thing I'd do.
719
00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:08,400
I can't wait to tell the whole
world we're getting married.
720
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,319
Oh, we should get inside.
Storm's coming!
721
00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:12,946
- [laughing]
- [thunder rumbling]
722
00:34:12,946 --> 00:34:22,581
♪
723
00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:25,793
♪ ... show me treasures
beyond my measures. ♪
724
00:34:25,793 --> 00:34:28,086
Oh, come on!
725
00:34:28,086 --> 00:34:29,338
Twitter emergency?
726
00:34:29,338 --> 00:34:30,756
Kind of.
727
00:34:30,756 --> 00:34:32,382
I've been messaging
that girl Peyton to delete
728
00:34:32,382 --> 00:34:34,551
that wedding dress photo
and she still hasn't responded.
729
00:34:34,551 --> 00:34:36,970
Well, maybe she wants you
to follow her back.
730
00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:38,263
Why does everyone keep
saying that?
731
00:34:38,263 --> 00:34:39,890
Because it's an honor.
732
00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:41,683
You're an important voice
on there.
733
00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:43,352
What?
734
00:34:43,352 --> 00:34:46,271
I'm proud of my little social
justice warrior.
735
00:34:48,106 --> 00:34:50,359
Honey, just follow her back.
736
00:34:53,695 --> 00:34:54,655
How's the cooking going?
737
00:34:54,655 --> 00:34:57,366
Oh, good. Busy.
738
00:34:57,366 --> 00:35:00,285
Beer cheese is more complicated
than it sounds.
739
00:35:00,285 --> 00:35:01,662
Can I help?
740
00:35:02,538 --> 00:35:03,914
Yeah.
741
00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:07,543
Here, crack open these beers.
742
00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:08,418
Uh...
743
00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:09,503
They're for the beer cheese!
744
00:35:09,503 --> 00:35:10,295
Okay.
745
00:35:11,588 --> 00:35:13,340
[thunder rumbling]
746
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:18,387
So... how are you holding up
747
00:35:18,387 --> 00:35:20,764
with the whole playing
bridezilla thing?
748
00:35:20,764 --> 00:35:23,475
Well, I won't be asking Dad
to give me away any time soon
749
00:35:23,475 --> 00:35:25,811
but it's been kind of...
750
00:35:25,811 --> 00:35:27,479
I don't know.
751
00:35:27,479 --> 00:35:29,273
Surprising?
752
00:35:29,273 --> 00:35:31,733
I guess what I thought would be
torturous turned out kinda fun.
753
00:35:33,318 --> 00:35:34,987
A bit more than that.
754
00:35:34,987 --> 00:35:39,158
I mean, when Ted told Marcus
that he wasn't out to Nai Nai,
755
00:35:39,158 --> 00:35:41,535
I thought Marcus
was gonna leave.
756
00:35:41,535 --> 00:35:45,414
But they talked it out,
listened to each other,
757
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:48,625
and they're getting
through it... together.
758
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:50,586
It's kinda cool
how strong love is.
759
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,423
And, I guess...
760
00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:56,383
it's something I might want
in my life too.
761
00:35:57,759 --> 00:35:58,760
Oh...
762
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,012
Someday!
763
00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:02,014
[laughing]
764
00:36:02,014 --> 00:36:03,557
Calm down, Mom.
765
00:36:04,975 --> 00:36:08,061
Nai Nai said you looked
really beautiful in that dress.
766
00:36:08,061 --> 00:36:09,813
Yeah, I kinda rocked it.
767
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:12,649
[phone alert chimes]
768
00:36:12,649 --> 00:36:13,525
Oh!
769
00:36:14,735 --> 00:36:15,527
[gasps]
770
00:36:16,653 --> 00:36:18,447
Is that a good gasp?
771
00:36:18,447 --> 00:36:20,574
It's Peyton.
She deleted the photo.
772
00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:22,159
Oh...
773
00:36:23,785 --> 00:36:25,203
I followed her back.
774
00:36:25,746 --> 00:36:27,998
Oh... Cheers.
775
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:30,167
[oven dings]
776
00:36:31,084 --> 00:36:32,544
Oh God.
777
00:36:32,544 --> 00:36:35,464
Here, put these Twinkies
into the deep fryer.
778
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:36,673
That... actually
sounds delicious.
779
00:36:38,425 --> 00:36:40,886
Okay, what am I doing here?
780
00:36:40,886 --> 00:36:41,428
Okay, so...
781
00:36:41,428 --> 00:36:42,679
Ah! It's hot!
782
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:45,807
Don't touch it.
Here, use the... use this.
783
00:36:45,807 --> 00:36:47,059
Mom, I didn't take Home Ec,
784
00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:49,478
♪ The holidays are here again ♪
785
00:36:51,605 --> 00:36:52,814
I'm exhausted.
786
00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:55,525
This wedding planning
is serious business.
787
00:36:55,525 --> 00:36:58,445
Tell me about it.
Been doing it for months.
788
00:37:02,991 --> 00:37:04,910
And speaking about
our wedding...
789
00:37:06,286 --> 00:37:07,496
Did you actually
like that venue?
790
00:37:09,456 --> 00:37:10,832
I did.
791
00:37:10,832 --> 00:37:12,042
But we're doing
a beach wedding,
792
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:13,418
that's so much more us.
793
00:37:13,418 --> 00:37:16,880
Correction, that's much
more you.
794
00:37:17,297 --> 00:37:19,800
Wait, really?
795
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,635
And that's part of the reason
why these last couple of days
796
00:37:21,635 --> 00:37:24,179
have been so much more fun.
797
00:37:24,179 --> 00:37:26,014
It's... it's nice to have
a part in all this.
798
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:28,934
Babe, I had no idea.
799
00:37:28,934 --> 00:37:30,352
No, you know what?
It's not your fault.
800
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:33,939
And I guess I let you take it
and run with it.
801
00:37:33,939 --> 00:37:39,278
You know, you're so good at
organizing and planning and...
802
00:37:39,278 --> 00:37:40,320
Controlling.
803
00:37:41,989 --> 00:37:43,532
Maybe just a tiny bit.
804
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:46,868
Listen...
805
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:51,748
I'm gonna make a very early
wedding vow right here and now.
806
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:57,629
From this day forward, I promise
not to railroad your input.
807
00:37:59,298 --> 00:38:01,466
Every decision we make is gonna
be about compromise.
808
00:38:04,553 --> 00:38:06,513
I'm sorry for being
such a groomzilla.
809
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:11,351
Hey. At least you're
a cute groomzilla.
810
00:38:14,896 --> 00:38:15,856
[door opens]
811
00:38:17,190 --> 00:38:18,358
Everything okay?
812
00:38:18,358 --> 00:38:19,192
Yeah. All good.
813
00:38:19,192 --> 00:38:20,569
Is it time for dinner?
814
00:38:20,569 --> 00:38:22,946
Marcus, come explain
the food to me.
815
00:38:22,946 --> 00:38:24,448
Oh... okay.
816
00:38:24,990 --> 00:38:25,907
Come!
817
00:38:29,453 --> 00:38:34,374
The deep fried Twinkie and
we've got beer cheese with naan,
818
00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:37,294
samosas and a Frito Pie Masala.
819
00:38:38,587 --> 00:38:39,921
Is that lab-e-shireen?
820
00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,798
Mmhmm. Your favorite.
821
00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:44,634
Lois, this is amazing.
822
00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:46,219
This is really bringing me
back to my childhood.
823
00:38:46,219 --> 00:38:47,220
Thank you.
824
00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:48,930
You are very, very welcome.
825
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:50,182
Aw...
826
00:38:53,018 --> 00:38:54,352
Okay, let's eat!
827
00:38:56,605 --> 00:38:57,397
[thunder rumbling]
828
00:39:00,150 --> 00:39:02,361
So, Ma... what do you think?
829
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:03,945
Very good.
830
00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:06,573
Really? I was worried that
you might be disappointed.
831
00:39:06,573 --> 00:39:08,241
Why?
832
00:39:08,241 --> 00:39:10,744
Well, because it's Christmas
Eve dinner and, you know,
833
00:39:10,744 --> 00:39:13,663
it's always been
traditional food or bust.
834
00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:16,249
That was your father
but I like the change.
835
00:39:16,249 --> 00:39:17,667
And I start to think,
836
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,921
was this the only thing
that Lois can cook?
837
00:39:20,921 --> 00:39:22,964
[laughing]
838
00:39:26,676 --> 00:39:29,846
Marcus, your food
is very inventive.
839
00:39:29,846 --> 00:39:30,806
Thank you.
840
00:39:30,806 --> 00:39:32,599
My mom loved midwestern dishes
841
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:34,267
and then she would just throw in
whatever spices
842
00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:36,394
she had in the kitchen.
843
00:39:36,394 --> 00:39:37,896
Well, it's delicious.
844
00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:40,482
And we'll have plenty
of leftovers.
845
00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:44,111
Too bad I won't be here
to enjoy them.
846
00:39:44,111 --> 00:39:49,074
And I can't believe I'm going
to Palm Springs tomorrow.
847
00:39:49,074 --> 00:39:50,867
We're sorry to see you go,
Nai Nai.
848
00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:56,498
At least I got to plan
my grandchild's wedding.
849
00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:04,631
But... one thing bothers me.
850
00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:10,470
None of my friends
got to see the paper.
851
00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:14,641
It's all sold out... everywhere.
852
00:40:17,310 --> 00:40:21,064
Well the Christmas edition
is usually,
853
00:40:21,064 --> 00:40:22,524
a really hot issue.
854
00:40:22,524 --> 00:40:25,235
Yeah. I mean, so many
breaking stories.
855
00:40:25,235 --> 00:40:28,488
The pre-school pageant,
the weather report...
856
00:40:28,488 --> 00:40:30,490
It's basically a collector's
item.
857
00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:32,033
- [thunder rumbles]
- [electricity buzzes]
858
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,285
Oh! What?
859
00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:34,536
Oh my God.
860
00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:38,039
Steve! Did you pay
the power bill?
861
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:39,291
Of course I did, Ma.
862
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,376
It's gotta be the storm.
863
00:40:41,376 --> 00:40:42,711
I mean, it might be
the whole block.
864
00:40:42,711 --> 00:40:44,546
I think the neighbors
are out too.
865
00:40:44,546 --> 00:40:46,131
I think I have some lanterns
in the shed.
866
00:40:46,131 --> 00:40:47,674
I'll go grab them.
867
00:40:48,466 --> 00:40:49,468
Ella, do you need a lighter?
868
00:40:49,468 --> 00:40:51,011
I'll help.
869
00:40:51,011 --> 00:40:51,928
[Lois] Okay. I've got...
I've got one here for you.
870
00:40:51,928 --> 00:40:52,804
[Ella] Okay.
871
00:40:54,514 --> 00:40:55,307
[Lois] You know how
it works, right?
872
00:40:55,307 --> 00:40:56,099
[Ella] Yeah.
873
00:40:57,726 --> 00:40:59,019
[thunder rumbling]
874
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,771
Hi.
875
00:41:01,771 --> 00:41:02,647
You found them?
876
00:41:02,647 --> 00:41:04,649
Yeah. All set.
877
00:41:05,692 --> 00:41:07,027
Should we go inside?
878
00:41:07,027 --> 00:41:08,570
Absolutely not.
879
00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:11,364
You're soaking wet.
880
00:41:11,364 --> 00:41:12,657
Definitely beats being
in the closet.
881
00:41:14,242 --> 00:41:23,168
♪
882
00:41:23,168 --> 00:41:25,253
♪ We are so much...
883
00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:31,801
♪ in the fire of time
884
00:41:31,801 --> 00:41:33,720
♪
885
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,764
[thunder rumbles]
886
00:41:37,057 --> 00:41:47,067
♪
887
00:41:51,905 --> 00:42:01,915
♪
57273
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof