Original subtitles

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels ♪

♪ Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪

[Bibi reading]

[Batcomputer] Batman, there's an unidentified

flying object headed for the cliffs.

It's sending out a distress signal.

Hmm.

I think I know the pilot.

Whoa, BC. Who is that?

That's Green Lantern.

He's a member of the Justice League with Batman,

and he uses his power ring to fight crime on earth.

And in space.

Whoa! A space superhero.

That's so cool.

Ooh, thanks for the save, Batman.

Anytime. What's with the spaceship?

I was taking this lost Spiffledipp

back to its home planet,

and needed some extra space to carry supplies for them.

[Spiffledipp cooing]

[gasps]

That is one adorable alien.

He sure is.

[in baby voice] Aren't you, Dipp? Yeah.

[Spiffledipp cooing]

Anyway, I started having engine trouble

and could use a hand with some repairs.

I know just the bot for the job.

[MOE] I can't believe it.

A Green Lantern ship in my repair shop.

Excuse me.

I'm such a big fan.

Have you ever worked on a spaceship before?

Have I?

[laughs]

Well, no. Now that you mention it.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

Can I play with it?

Dipp may be cute,

but his cage keeps him calm and reminds him of home.

So it's important that you don't let him out

unless I'm here, understood?

Yes, sir. Mr. Lantern, sir.

[Batcomputer] Batman, the Joker has turned off the power

in downtown Gotham,

and all the traffic lights have gone out.

I gotta get to work.

[laughs maniacally]

Need a hand?

-With a ring. -Light the way.

[all] Aww.

[gasps] He's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

-[Ace softly growls] -Oh, I meant alien.

He's the cutest alien I've ever seen.

[Ace grumbles]

Okay, team, time to go recharge.

Do you think we could take him out and play with him?

Just for a few minutes.

Ho, ho, ho, no. You heard what Green Lantern said,

unless he's here to supervise, no letting Dipp out.

But he looks so cute and harmless.

I know. He is cute,

but I'm sure Green Lantern has a really good reason

for making that rule, and we should follow it.

So why don't we turn in and recharge?

[purrs]

[gasps]

[Green Lantern] Whoa, it's complete chaos.

[Batman] And all the traffic signals are out.

We could use some green light.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

My power ring is one of the most

powerful devices in the entire universe.

Are you saying you want to use it for traffic control?

That's what I'm saying.

[sighs in exasperation] Fine.

I'll go after the Joker.

Use your power ring to keep traffic moving.

Okay. Looks like tonight,

I'm the Green Crossing Guard.

[whimpers]

Aww.

[purrs and whimpers]

Oh, I can't take it.

He's so cute.

I just got to play with him.

Madame FluffyMcFeathers and Sir Tristan Teddy Bear.

Welcome to my tea party.

I'm delighted to introduce

Sir Spiffle of Dipp.

[in British accent] Would you like to try some tea?

[in normal voice] Let me just open this for a minute.

[Spiffledipp cooing]

Whoa! What's going on?

That was unexpected.

But now, let's toast.

Say tea!

Tea!

Hold on, Dipp.

Snuggle time is after the tea party.

[chuckles] You're faster than I thought.

Maybe this was a bad idea.

Wait. Ah, Dipp! Come back.

[high-pitched scream]

Dipp, wait up!

Huh?

Quick, Dipp. You gotta hide.

Okay.

[whispers] I said, hide, not disappear.

Where'd you go?

[in normal voice] Where'd you go?

Uh, what's all the commotion about?

Dipp is loose?

You heard what Green Lantern said.

Well, he looked so cute and harmless.

I'm sorry, everyone.

Better put him back in his--

Oh, great.

We have to catch him.

[Dipp laughs]

[Bibi] He flies?

[Batwing] I'm on him. Launching Bat-net.

What? Nobody told me he can move things with his mind.

Ah! Whoa, ah.

Oh, thanks, Buff.

Now, Red!

Did he just teleport?

Whoa! Ah!

Come back!

Holy hubcaps. For being so cute,

Dipp sure is a lot of trouble.

And he has powers.

I feel like that's something

Green Lantern should have mentioned.

We need to focus on getting him back in his cage.

BC, is there anything you can find out about Dipp

that might help us?

Apparently, Green Lantern was bringing the Spiffledipp

back to his home planet when the ship malfunctioned.

[Dipp mumbles]

Aw, poor Dipp.

Now we really need to get him back into his cage,

so Green Lantern can take him home.

But, how?

Hmm.

Oh! His globe on his cage looks just like his home planet.

Didn't Green lantern say Dipp's cage keeps him calm,

and reminds him of home?

Yeah! It must be because of the orb.

Maybe we can use it to draw him into his cage?

-Great idea. -Worth a try.

Here, Dipp. Follow the orb.

It's just like home.

♪ Right when you think you've Got it all figured out ♪

♪ A little chaos puts the Question in doubt ♪

♪ A little fun can go from Bad to worse ♪

♪ When there's a little Furry wrench in the works ♪

♪ Be smart Be firm ♪

♪ It's time You learn ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

♪ You never disconnect All your brakes ♪

♪ You never tug on Batman's cape ♪

♪ You'd never eat an apple After it rots ♪

♪ You'd never wear a sweater when it gets hot ♪

♪ Be smart! Be smart ♪

♪ Be firm! Be firm ♪

♪ It's time! It's time ♪

♪ You learn ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

♪ Rules, rule! ♪

[Dipp cooing]

[citizen 1] Thank you, Green Lantern.

[citizen 2] You're the best.

Just doing my job, folks.

Have to admit,

it is, kind of, fun using my ring for something

other than dispensing cosmic justice, for a change.

[citizen 3] The lights are finally back.

Nice. Looks like we're done here.

-Gah! -Let's head back.

Already? Aw, man.

How's my spaceship?

It's in ship shape!

Or star-ship shape.

[chuckles]

That means it's totally fixed.

Excellent.

Thank you, MOE.

[gasps] Green lantern knows my name.

I appreciate your help out there.

Happy to pitch in.

You know, if Gotham needs any more help

to keep the traffic flowing,

-I'm always-- -[grumbles]

Or not.

Okay, Dipp. You ready to go home?

-[in baby voice] Oh, yes you-- -[chuckles softly]

What? He's adorable.

[purrs]

He sure is.

As much trouble as he was,

think I'm gonna miss that little guy.

Yeah, me too.

But he's going off to be with his friends and family.

[laughs] Dipp, what are you doing?

You have to go home.

-Goodbye. Dipp. -Bye-bye!

Wait, you mean he could've gotten out of his cage

anytime he wanted?

[Buff chuckles] I guess so.

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪