Original subtitles

? Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ?

? Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ?

? If turbocharged action's What you really crave ?

? They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ?

? They're the Batwheels ?

? Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ?

? Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ?

? Batwheels They look great in black ?

? Batwheels Hop in the back ?

[Batmobile and Batwing reading]

[laughter]

Okay, I'm ready for my patrol.

Ooh, no can do, Bamarino.

We've got to do a tire rotation,

full system upgrade and reboot.

So you won't be able to patrol tonight.

Wait, what? Well, then who's gonna protect Gotham?

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, Wing.

Could you do me a super-huge favor

and take my patrol for tonight?

Sure. No prob. I'll head out ASAP.

[sighs in relief] Thanks.

I know Gotham will be in safe wings with you.

Uh-huh. Yeah, you bet.

Those moves are fire.

[gasps] BC!

I just got the most bat-tastic idea.

I'm gonna make my own dance video

just like how Bibi did.

Are you sure that's a good idea, Batwing?

You promised Bam you'd patrol for him,

and it's important to keep the promises you make.

[Batwing] It's not like I'm breaking my promise.

I'm just gonna make this video first.

Gotham will be totally chill without me for a sec.

[dance music playing]

Whoo!

[music continues on stereo]

[foreboding music playing]

Yeah, sorry, mister. We're closed.

Mister? Can't you tell I'm a king?

[yelps]

You better cut it out.

I'm warning you.

Batmobile patrols this area every night.

[Condiment King] Where? I don't see anything.

-[grand music playing] -[chuckles]

[dance music continues]

[Batcomputer] Batwing?

Batwing?

Batwing? Batwing!

We've received a report

from the Big Belly Burger truck.

It appears they've been doused in...

-ketchup. -[chuckles]

Ketchup? It's a burger truck.

I'm sure they spill all the time.

Batwing.

I think it's bigger than a small spill.

You better go check it out.

After all, you promised Bam you'd cover--

Okay, okay. I'm going.

I'll just have to finish my awesome video later.

? Fly ?

? Fly ?

? Lighten up the Gotham sky So high ?

Whoa! This is bad, BC.

This isn't your average messy eater.

Who would do this?

One hot dog for His Royal Highness.

[shoes squeaking]

Blech! You call this a hot dog?

How dare you serve me

this flavorless excuse for a meal?

[quivering]

The people of Gotham deserve better

than this bland stuff you call food.

So I'm spicing up this tasteless town.

I'm going to paint this city with flavor.

Then all of Gotham will bow down to me,

-the Condiment King. -[bird squawks]

[burps]

[Batcomputer] His name is Condiment King.

His weapons include various condiments

such as ketchup and mustard.

Hmm, that's a new one.

This is gonna take a lot more than a napkin to clean up.

Time for an air blast.

[Batcomputer] I'm getting calls

from more food trucks in Gotham.

They're getting hit with all kinds of sauces.

Oh, no!

Sounds like this Condiment King's

on a saucing spree.

Don't worry, BC. I'm on it.

A-ha, Batman!

I should have known you'd ketchup to me,

but you're too late.

[whirring]

Whoa!

I'd love to stay and relish this moment, Batguy,

but I've got an entire theme park to spice up.

Ta-ta sauce.

Not on my lunch.

[stammers] Not on my watch.

Bah!

Ugh!

[honks]

[chuckles]

[laughs]

[tires screech]

Bah! Time to give you the slip.

[laughs]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. [exclaims]

Ah! Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[toys squeaking]

Ugh, what a mess.

Hey, every good king loves a tea party. [slurps]

-Long live me! -[crockery breaking]

Batwing, are you all right?

I really messed up, BC.

I could've stopped the whole saucing spree before it started

if I just went on Bam's patrol like I promised.

It's my fault this condiment creep

is destroying Gotham.

I'm glad you've learned the importance

of keeping a promise, Batwing,

but you can still save the city.

You just need a helping wheel.

You're right.

The only way to clean up Gotham

is to come clean myself.

Hey, Batwing.

-How's the patrol going? -Not good.

I'm really sorry, but I broke my promise

and I made a dance video instead of patrolling Gotham

and now Condiment King's driving around

squirting the city with sauces.

Condiment who now?

Condiment King.

I tried to use my turbo air to clean the mess,

but there's too much of it.

What am I gonna do?

[Batmobile] Well, I'm glad you told me, Wing.

Don't worry. We'll figure something out.

If only I had some kind of a giant sauce picker-upper.

You mean like this?

One industrial grade Bat-vacuum.

Whoa, that's perfect. [laughs]

Wing, I'm on my way.

[Condiment King] Make way for the King.

Royalty coming through.

Ooh, are we having a fiesta?

You must try my famous salsa!

Feel free to double dip.

-[laughs raucously] -[Batwing gasps]

-Whoa! -Bam!

[tires screeching]

You're lucky this is only mild.

But if you're a spice lover,

you won't want to miss the final course of my menu.

My wiener choppers

are going to drench the City Hall

in hot sauce!

-[both gasp] -He wouldn't.

I know what you're thinking, Batman,

and I totally would.

[Batmobile] I'll catch Condiment King.

You take out those wiener choppers.

[Batwing] On it.

Whoa!

[trumpet-like noises]

[gasps]

Whoo!

[chuckles]

-[squirts] -Lights out, Batman!

Bam, are you okay?

I'm fine, but we have to stop Condiment King.

How? Every time we try,

he blasts us with sticky gross sauce.

Wait.

If you distract him,

I can get close enough to get a wheel lock on him.

Can I count on you?

Bat-solutely.

And that's a promise I'm going to keep.

See you at City Hall!

[gasps]

[trumpet-like noises]

[laughs]

-[gasps] -[trumpet-like noises]

[laughs]

[grunts]

I say, what are you doing?

As the self-appointed ruler of this city,

I demand you stop.

Who's ready for some flavor?

How about a little mayo with--

-[yelps] -[squirts]

[effort grunts]

[Condiment King] Uh-oh. My famous hot sauce.

[gasps, gulps]

Oh, it's hot! Hot! It's so hot!

It's hot, it's hot, hot, hot!

[groans]

[yells]

[splashes]

[laughs]

Much better. [chuckles]

Truce?

If you let me go,

I can offer you a lifetime supply of ketchup.

Mustard?

Or if you have a sweet tooth, maple syrup.

Sorry again for not keeping my promise.

I promise never to do that again.

I'm just glad you called me when you did.

Thanks to you, Gotham's safe tonight.

And messy.

Really, really messy.

[both laughing]

? Batwheels ?

? Batwheels ?

? Batwheels ?

? Batwheels Hop in the back ?

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