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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
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I'VE TAUGHT THE TOASTER
TO FEEL LOVE.
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[ Dog-Like Panting ]
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[ Whimpering, Whines ]
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AND HERMES RETURNS
FROM HIS VACATION TODAY.
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[Monotone ]
GOOD MORNING, PEOPLE.
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HEY, HERMES.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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YO.
MY MAN.
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SO, HOW WAS THE
SPLEEF NEBULA?
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THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER
ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET.
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HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH
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HE DECIDED TO STAY
OF HIS OWN FREE WILL.
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HERMES HAS ALL THE FUN.
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WAIT A SECOND!
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HE'S GOT A BRAIN SLUG
ON HIS HEAD.
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SHH. YOU'RE GOING
TO GET US ALL ASSIMILATED.
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JUST ACT NORMAL
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AND SWITCH TO A
GARLIC SHAMPOO.
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ON TO NEW BUSINESS.
TODAY'S MISSION
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IS FOR YOU ALL TO GO
TO THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO THERE?
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JUST WALK AROUND,
NOT WEARING A HELMET.
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SOUNDS GREAT, HERMES!
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OH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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WHA-- HEY, LET'S DITCH HIM
AND GO TO THE MOVIES.
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[ All ]
HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I'M SEEING A MOVIE WITH FRIENDS.
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UHHHHH.
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COOL! LET'S SEE THIS ONE.
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[ Leela ]
NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
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FOR A HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARY.
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I'VE HEARD GOOD THINGS
ABOUT QUIZBLORG, QUIZBLORG.
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[ Amy ]
GUCK!
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I HATE SUBTITLES.
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ALIEN FILMS
ARE SO PRETENTIOUS.
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FELLOWS, FELLOWS,
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HOW ABOUT A FILM
WE CAN ALL ENJOY?
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PLANET OF THE CLAMS.
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IT'S ABOUT AN UPSIDE-DOWN WORLD
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WHERE LOBSTER IS SLAVE TO CLAM.
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WHO INVITED YOU?
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LET'S JUST SEE
ALL MY CIRCUITS: THE MOVIE.
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[ All Agreeing ]
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GOOD POINT, BENDER.
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I'LL TAKE A SMALL SLURM.
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FOR ONLY 25 CENTS LESS,
YOU CAN GET A SUPER-SMALL.
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UH, OKAY.
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OH, MAN!
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HEY, GIVE ME A LARGE
DIET MALT LIQUOR
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AND A POPCORN
WITH EXTRA MOTOR OIL.
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DOWN IN FRONT!
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[ Music Playing ]
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[ Fry ]
OOH, THIS IS
REAL FUTURISTIC.
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SHH. DON'T TALK
DURING THE MOVIE.
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[ Announcer ]
NEW NEW YORK MAYOR
C. RANDALL POOPENMEYER
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OPENS A NEW TUBE LINE
TO ALLEVIATE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC.
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[ Groaning, Grunting ]
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DATELINE:
PARAMECIUM HOMEWORLD.
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NEWLY CROWNED MISS UNIVERSE,
GLADYS LENNOX
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ENTERTAINS TROOPS FIGHTING
TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE.
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[ Cheering ]
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GO GET 'EM, BOYS!
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AND IN THE WORLD
OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING,
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THE MASKED UNIT WINS
HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
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AGAINST GORGEOUS GONKS
BY TECHNICAL MELTING.
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GO, MASKED UNIT!
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[ Groans ]
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HEY, BUDDY. YO!
[ Whistles ]
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YOU MIND TAKING
YOUR HEAD OFF?
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[ Nerdy ]
I'M SORRY, SIR,
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BUT I NEED IT
TO WATCH THE MOVIE.
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JUST ASK FLABBY OVER HERE
TO DESCRIBE IT TO YOU, LATER.
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SIR, SHE IS
AS THE FACTORY MADE HER.
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WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVE
STOPPED MAKING HER
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ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH.
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[ Grumbling ]
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** [ James Bond Theme Playing ]
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[ Girlish Squeal ]
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Well, that finishes
this paperwork.
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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CALCULON ENTERPRISES.
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Calculon, a fight scene
has broken out
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at the special effects
warehouse.
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Come, quickly
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before a fiery explosion
chases someone down a hallway.
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I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO--
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[ Bell Rings ]
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[ Announcer ]
IF YOU WANT CALCULON
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TO RACE TO THE LASERGUN BATTLE
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IN HIS HOVER FERRARI,
PRESS ONE.
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IF YOU WANT CALCULON
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TO DOUBLE-CHECK HIS PAPERWORK,
PRESS TWO.
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ENTER NOW.
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- You have pressed two.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
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I'm almost positive you did.
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Add in the carryover
from form 16-A,
then deduct line 2-B.
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[ Thumping ]
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** [ Humming ]
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PARDON ME, SIR,
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BUT YOU SEEM TO BE
INADVERTENTLY KICKING MY SEAT.
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PARDON ME, SIR--
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[ Mocking Mumble ]
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YES, THAT'S THE GIST
OF WHAT I SAID.
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WOULD YOU MIND?
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SURE THING, PAL.
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** [ Humming ]
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UH, SIR--
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WHO THREW THAT?
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THAT'S IT!
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SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU
TO FISTICUFFS.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughing Fades ]
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OH, I'M BONED.
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[ Screaming ]
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LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY.
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[ Screaming ]
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OH... UH!
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[ Deep Voice ]
I'M GOING TO OPEN A FILE
OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ People Murmuring ]
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[ Gasps ]
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BENDER, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT WAS?
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CRIPES! THE MASKED UNIT!
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YOU KNOCKED HIM
OUT COLD.
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I'M IMPRESSED.
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[ Whirs ]
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SON, I'M THE COMMISSIONER
OF ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING.
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I'M A CONNOISSEUR OF
JERKS WHO PICK FIGHTS
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IN MOVIE THEATERS
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AND YOU'RE THE BIGGEST
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YOU SHOULD SEE ME AT FUNERALS.
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KID, I WANT YOU
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IN THE ULTIMATE ROBOT
FIGHTING LEAGUE.
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ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING?
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SOUNDS PLEASANT. I'LL DO IT.
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[ All Cheer ]
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MY HERO.
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[ Kisses ]
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AH, THEY DON'T MAKE MOVIES
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
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[ Blows Nose ]
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I'M GOING TO BE THE GREATEST
ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER EVER.
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FLOAT LIKE A FLOAT-BOT,
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STING LIKE AN AUTOMATIC
STINGING MACHINE.
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BENDER, YOU CAN'T BE
AN ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTER.
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IT'S THE MOST BRUTAL FORM
OF COMPETITION IN THE GALAXY.
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IT IS?
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THERE ARE NO RULES.
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TWO ROBOTS ENTER.
ONE ROBOT LEAVES.
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THEN, LATER,
THE OTHER ROBOT LEAVES
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AFTER BEING DECLARED THE WINNER.
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THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO BAD.
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OH, DID I MENTION THE CRIPPLING,
AGONIZING PAIN?
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I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.
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OH, AH, YES, DEFINITELY.
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CRIPPLING PAIN?
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THAT'S NOT COVERED
BY MY INSURANCE FRAUD.
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COUNT ME OUT.
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NO, YOU'VE GOT
TO DO IT.
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I DON'T CARE HOW
SUICIDAL IT IS.
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HEY, HOW COME
WHEN I WANT
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TO DO FUN STUFF
THAT WILL KILL ME,
YOU'RE AGAINST IT?
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THIS IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THAT
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MARBLE-EATING
CONTEST, FRY.
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IT'S ABOUT PRIDE.
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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
FROM MY CHILDHOOD.
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AH, AGAIN WITH THE ORPHANARIUM.
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WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
AT THE ORPHANARIUM,
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I GOT PICKED ON A LOT.
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MY ONLY OUTLET WAS
OCTOURAN KUNG FU.
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YI-AH!
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YE-AH!
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YEE!
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EXCELLENT.
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BILL, KEITH, YOU WILL GO
TO JUNIOR CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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BILL, CONGRATULATE KEITH
WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS.
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BUT MASTER FUNOG, I CAN BEAT
THESE DORKS WITH ONE EYE CLOSED.
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PERHAPS, BUT THERE IS MORE
TO WINNING
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THAN BEATING YOUR OPPONENT.
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YOU LACK THE WILL OF A WARRIOR.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WATCH THIS.
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YAH!
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AH-AH-AH-AH-OW!
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NO GIRL HAS THE WILL
OF A WARRIOR.
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YOU HAVE THE WILL
OF A HOUSEWIFE
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OR AT BEST, THE SCHOOLMARM.
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THAT'S IT.
I'LL TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW.
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VERY WELL, BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE
THE WILL OF THE WARRIOR.
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THEREFORE, THE BATTLE IS
ALREADY OVER.
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THE WINNER? ME. HA, HA!
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REMATCH? YOU LOSE AGAIN.
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HAD ENOUGH? I THOUGHT SO.
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[ All Laughing ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I LOST MY CHANCE
TO BE A CHAMPION.
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I WON'T LET YOU
THROW AWAY YOURS.
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LEELA IS RIGHT.
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I DON'T WANT TO END UP
A LOSER LIKE HER.
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COUNT ME BACK IN.
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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TOUCH YOUR TOES.
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[ Metal Creaking ]
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[ Grunting ]
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STILL... CAN'T... REACH.
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HI-YAH!
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HI-YAH!
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[ Choking ]
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[ Grunting ]
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LET'S COMMENCE
PREPARATIONS
FOR RUMBLING!
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[ Bell Rings ]
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[ Cheering ]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
AND SMIZMARS
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WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT.
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IN THIS CORNER, FROM MOM'S
FRIENDLY ROBOT FACTORY
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IN AMERICA'S HEARTLAND,
MEXICO-- BENDER!
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AND, IN THIS CORNER,
FROM AND MADE OF PARTS UNKNOWN,
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THE CLEAR-CUTTER.
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BENDER RULES!
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I GOT YOU AN OFFICIAL
BENDER HAT.
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WOW! THANKS, HERMES.
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I... HEY, CUT THAT OUT!
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[ Bell Rings ]
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YOU CAN'T HIT
WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE.
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OW!
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[ Groans ]
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GET UP, BENDER.
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YOU CAN'T QUIT
EVERY TIME YOU GET
AN AX IN THE BACK.
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[ Whirring Sound ]
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OR A DRILL
THROUGH YOUR FACE.
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NOW, QUIT SCRATCHING
YOUR AX HOLE AND GET OUT THERE.
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Chainsaw Buzzing ]
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OW-OW-OW!
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HUH?
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AND THE WINNER IS...
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BENDER!
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NICE WORK OUT
THERE, KID.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
HE MIGHT BE DEAD.
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I TOOK A LIFE!
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[ Cheers ]
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HI, BOSS. YO, DUDE.
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HEY! HE'S NOT DEAD.
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
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00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,679
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T READ
THE PAMPHLET?
244
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,081
ULTIMATE ROBOT FIGHTING'S
A SCAM, KID. IT'S RIGGED.
245
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,017
[ Gasps ]
246
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,584
IT'S A SECRET,
SO KEEP IT
247
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,852
UNDER YOUR HEAD...
248
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,855
BUT THE MOST POPULAR
ROBOT ALWAYS WINS.
249
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,724
YOU MEAN I'M NOT
A GREAT FIGHTER?
250
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,859
I JUST WON
'CAUSE I'M POPULAR?
251
00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,860
BINGO.
252
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,828
WOO-HOO! I'M POPULAR!
253
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,562
IN FACT, YOU'RE MORE
THAN POPULAR.
254
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,365
YOU'RE PURE LOWEST
COMMON DENOMINATOR.
255
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,567
GO, BENDER. GO, BENDER.
GO, BENDER.
256
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,602
[ Loud Cheering ]
257
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,207
PRESENTING... BENDER
258
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,044
THE OFFENDER.
259
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:22,850
I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GO
STRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK.
260
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,753
[ Woman ]
I LOVE YOU, BENDER.
261
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,789
VERSUS, BILLIONAIRE-BOT!
262
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,192
[ Laughing Smugly ]
263
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,692
[ Booing ]
264
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:39,399
[ Grunting ]
265
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,467
[ Audience ]
YAY!
266
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,773
VERSUS THE FOREIGNER.
267
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,210
I'M NOT FROM HERE.
I HAVE MY OWN CUSTOMS.
268
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,980
LOOK AT MY CRAZY PASSPORT.
269
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,418
[ Cheering ]
270
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:05,625
VERSUS THE CHAIN SMOKER.
271
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,994
[ Audience Booing ]
272
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,496
I LOVE SMOKING,
AND AFTER I WIN THE FIGHT
273
00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,768
I'M HEADED STRAIGHT
TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT.
274
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,269
[ All Coughing ]
275
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,672
[ Grunts ]
276
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,572
OW!
277
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,009
[ Cheering ]
278
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,817
YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO
AN ULTIMATE ROBOT LOVER.
279
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,820
[ Female Robots Giggling ]
280
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,154
BENDER, YOU'RE
THREE HOURS LATE.
281
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,157
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON
YOUR TRAINING NOW
282
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,524
AFTER BOTH OF US
WORKED SO HARD.
283
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,826
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?
284
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,994
I SAID "US."
285
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,462
HEY, BENDER THE OFFENDER
DOESN'T NEED YOU.
286
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,099
BENDER THE OFFENDER
DOESN'T NEED ANYBODY.
287
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,100
WHAT ABOUT US,
MR. THE OFFENDER?
288
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,269
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
I NEED FLOOZIES.
289
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,337
LET'S ROLL.
290
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:00,847
HOWDY, CHIEF.
291
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,350
FOR MY NEXT BOUT,
WHAT DO YOU SAY I FIGHT
292
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,284
THESE TWO BIMBOS
IN SOME MUD?
293
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,653
ACTUALLY, WE'VE DECIDED TO GO
IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.
294
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,155
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
295
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,691
WE WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE?
296
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,360
BENDER, YOUR POPULARITY
IS SLIPPING.
297
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,995
SALES OF YOUR BENDER-BRAND
298
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,496
FRENCH-MILLED BATH SOAPS
ARE DOWN 20%.
299
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,664
[ Sniffing ]
300
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,832
THOSE MORONS.
301
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,402
I SAID TEABERRY,
NOT SANDALWOOD.
302
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,536
DAMN IT, BENDER,
303
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,038
IF YOU CAN'T MOVE SANDALWOOD
304
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,706
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS LEAGUE!
305
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,375
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING
TO LOSE NEXT WEEK'S TITLE MATCH.
306
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,010
BUT THE CROWD LOVES ME.
307
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,346
PERHAPS, BUT LET'S SEE
HOW THEY FEEL
308
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,982
ABOUT YOUR NEW PERSONA--
THE GENDER BENDER.
309
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,650
YOU'LL BE THE MOST
UNPOPULAR ROBOT FIGHTER
310
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,253
SINCE SERGEANT
FECES PROCESSOR.
311
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,254
[ Laughing ]
312
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,688
OH, YEAH?
313
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,857
WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T
LET THE NEW GUY WIN?
314
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,059
THEN, HE'LL JUST HAVE
TO BEAT YOU
315
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,028
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY--
TO DEATH!
316
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,697
MELISSA, SEND IN
THE NEW KID.
317
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,000
[ Cranking ]
318
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,270
I... AM... DESTRUCTOR!
319
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,072
[ Yelling ]
320
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,740
SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT.
321
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:06,113
SO THEN I SAID,
"SEE YOU AT THE FIGHT,"
322
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,447
AND THAT'S THE STORY.
323
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,216
MAN, I THOUGHT ULTIMATE ROBOT
FIGHTING WAS REAL
324
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,120
LIKE PRO WRESTLING,
BUT IT TURNS OUT
IT'S FIXED LIKE BOXING.
325
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,855
IT'S ONE THING TO
WIN A FIXED FIGHT--
326
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,524
THERE'S DIGNITY
IN THAT--
327
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,893
BUT TO LOSE, AND
IN THIS ATROCITY--
328
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,094
[ Crying ]
329
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,461
I CAN'T DO IT.
330
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,730
LEELA, YOU'VE GOT TO
TRAIN ME TO WIN.
331
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,734
NO WAY! IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY
HELP WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED IT,
332
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,437
WHY SHOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW
WHEN YOU DO NEED IT?
333
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,639
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
334
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,307
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M NOT HELPING.
335
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:39,145
[ Man ]
You loved him
as Bender the Offender.
336
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:44,317
Now, get ready to hate him
as he threatens your sexuality
337
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,720
in his new persona--
The Gender Bender.
338
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,822
I'm a real toughie.
339
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:55,327
Squaring off this Sunday,
versus... Destructor.
340
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,898
I will destroy you!
341
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,301
[ Yelling ]
342
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,470
And stop calling me.
343
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,904
I am Destructor's trainer,
Master Funog.
344
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,506
My pupil will be victorious
345
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,609
for he has the will
of a warrior.
346
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,842
[ Laughing Maniacally ]
347
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,511
NOT FUNOG!
348
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,181
BENDER,
LET'S HIT THE GYM.
349
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,984
I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU
TO FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.
350
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,187
I'LL PUT ON MY TUTU.
351
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,963
[ Howard Cosell ]
HELLO AND WELCOME
352
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,000
TO A REMARKABLE
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT--
353
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,168
DESTRUCTOR,
A ROBOTIC ARMORED TANK
354
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:41,008
WHOSE VERY USE IN BATTLE
HAS BEEN RULED A WAR CRIME...
355
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:46,212
VERSUS GENDER BENDER,
WHO WEARS A PINK TUTU.
356
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:50,182
THIS IS RICH LITTLE,
IMITATING HOWARD COSELL
357
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,320
HERE AT RINGSIDE
WITH GEORGE FOREMAN.
358
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,621
GEORGE, A WORD IN EDGEWISE.
359
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,991
THIS COULD BE THE MOST
ONE-SIDED FIGHT SINCE 1973
360
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:02,562
WHEN ALI FACED
AN 80-FOOT-TALL,
MECHANICAL JOE FRAZIER.
361
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,496
M-MY MEMORY'S NOT
WHAT IT USED TO BE,
362
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,732
BUT I THINK THE ENTIRE EARTH
WAS DESTROYED.
363
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,868
INTERESTING, IF TRUE.
364
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:14,673
THE VEGAS ODDS TONIGHT STAND
AT AN UNPRECEDENTED 1,000:0.
365
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:19,979
A BET OF ZERO DOLLARS ON BENDER
PAYS $1,000 IF HE WINS.
366
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,815
STILL, VERY FEW TAKERS.
367
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:24,517
IT'S NOT-NOT
A SMART BET.
368
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,186
[ Yelling ]
369
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,020
ACCORDING TO
THE SCRIPT,
370
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,688
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PRANCE OUT
371
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,557
AND TICKLE HIM WITH
YOUR FAIRY WAND.
372
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,326
INSTEAD, I WANT
YOU TO PRANCE OUT
373
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,326
AND KICK HIS HEAD OFF.
374
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,495
GOT IT. LARGE KICKLE,
HOLD THE TICKLE.
375
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,663
[ Yelling ]
376
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,732
THANK GOD,
I'M FREE OF THAT NIGHTMARE!
377
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,501
SORRY, BUDDY.
HERE YOU GO.
378
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:43,870
[ Monotone ]
THANK YOU.
379
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,172
IT WAS COLD ON THE FLOOR.
380
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,073
HERE, PROFESSOR,
I GOT YOU A PROGRAM.
381
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,075
OH, GOOD.
382
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,009
JUST LET ME PUT ON
MY READING GLASSES.
383
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,514
WHY, ZOIDBERG,
384
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,917
THERE'S A LOVELY
PHOTO OF YOU IN HERE.
385
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,251
[ Bell Clangs ]
386
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:05,758
IN THIS CORNER,
THE CONFUSED YOUNG ROBOT
387
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:10,462
WITH THE GOLDEN CURLS,
WEIGHING 525 POUNDS--
388
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:15,402
THE GENDER BENDER!
389
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,137
[ Booing ]
390
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,306
BOO!
391
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,641
GET THAT HIPPIE OUT OF THE RING!
392
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:27,046
AND IN THESE TWO CORNERS,
WEIGHING 400 TONS,
393
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:32,652
THE GIZMO FROM PISMO... BEACH--
394
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,755
DESTRUCTOR!
395
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,888
[ Cheering And Whistling ]
396
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,593
SO, WE MEET AGAIN.
397
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,760
MOST AMUSING.
398
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,496
GIRL WHO ACTS
LIKE FIGHTER
399
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,765
TRAINING FIGHTER
WHO ACTS LIKE GIRL.
400
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,433
KEEP LAUGHING, FUNOG.
401
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,336
[ Laughing Wildly ]
402
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,404
READY, BENDER?
403
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,006
I WAS BUILT READY.
GIVE ME THE BELL.
404
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,007
[ Bell Clangs ]
405
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,276
DID YOU HEAR A NOISE?
406
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,913
[ Grunting Angrily ]
407
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,082
[ Ripping ]
408
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,851
[ Muttering Nonsensically ]
409
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,852
[ Grunts ]
410
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,321
FINAL BOARDING CALL
FOR FLIGHT 406
411
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,991
NONSTOP SERVICE TO PAIN.
412
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,663
NOW BOARDING
STAND-BY PASSENGERS--
413
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,864
[ Groaning ]
414
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,169
[ Groaning ]
415
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,136
[ Cheering ]
416
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,272
THIS SEEMS AS GOOD
A TIME AS ANY
417
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,508
TO BRING UP MY NEW
GRILL FOR NO REASON.
418
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,942
WITH ITS PATENTED DESIGN,
419
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,044
THE FAT DRAINS
DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH.
420
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,180
MMM...
421
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,480
MMM...
422
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,616
[ Groaning And Cheering
Continues ]
423
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,185
[ Groans ]
424
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,689
FRY, THROW IN
THE TOWEL.
425
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:47,359
FOR GOD SAKES, FRY!
426
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,163
[ Grunts Stupidly ]
427
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,032
[ Monotone ]
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
428
00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:02,008
[ Grunting In Slow Motion ]
NOOOOO!
429
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,075
MOMMY.
430
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,377
OKAY, FUNOG, THAT'S ENOUGH.
431
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,813
CALL HIM OFF.
432
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,880
FUNOG?
433
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,083
[ Telemetry Beeping ]
434
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,184
HMM.
435
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,853
[ Banging ]
436
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,357
WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?
437
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,063
[ Laughing ]
438
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,667
SO... ONCE MORE, WE MEET AGAIN.
439
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,568
HUH?
440
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,069
YOU DIDN'T TRAIN
DESTRUCTOR.
441
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,739
YOU'RE JUST CONTROLLING
HIM LIKE A PUPPET.
442
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,106
I MEAN,
CHEATING IN A FAKE FIGHT--
443
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,174
THAT'S LOW.
444
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,377
BETTER THAN BEING A GIRL...
LIKE YOU.
445
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,046
YOU'RE A GIRL.
[ Laughing ]
446
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,548
OH, RIGHT.
447
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,849
GIRLS LACK THE WILL
OF THE WARRIOR.
448
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,018
[ Yelling ]
449
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:50,789
HUH?
450
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,058
IT'S BENDERIN' TIME.
451
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,426
TAKE THIS...
452
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,627
AND THIS.
453
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,130
[ Cheering And Whistling ]
454
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,366
YOU WERE
AN EXCELLENT STUDENT.
455
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,101
TOO BAD I WAS
A LOUSY TEACHER.
456
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,238
[ Grunting ]
457
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,705
[ Grunts ]
458
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,039
OW!
459
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,912
I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
THE CONCEPT OF BENDERING TIME.
460
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,714
SEE YOU IN GIRL HELL.
461
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,116
I'LL BE IN BOY HELL--
MUCH NICER.
462
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,656
[ Yells ]
463
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,558
[ Yelling ]
464
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,627
YES!
465
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,930
YES!
466
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:31,931
OW.
467
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,566
[ Bell Clangs ]
468
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,502
AND THE WINNER IS...
469
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,837
DESTRUCTOR!
470
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,440
[ Cheering ]
471
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,809
I'VE NOT SEEN A SPECTACLE
OF THIS NATURE
472
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,145
IN ALL MY YEARS
IMPERSONATING A SPORTSCASTER.
473
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,580
IT SURE WAS SOME FIGHT.
474
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,450
INTERESTING SIDE NOTE:
475
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,919
AS A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY,
I ENVY THE DEAD.
476
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,953
NO ARGUMENT HERE.
477
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,159
BENDER, HOW DID
THE FIGHT GO?
478
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,594
I HEARD SOMEBODY
GOT FLATTENED.
479
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,829
FRY, WHERE'S
YOUR BRAIN SLUG?
480
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:08,500
POOR LITTLE GUY STARVED
TO DEATH.
481
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,303
I'M PROUD OF YOU,
BENDER.
482
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,203
SURE, YOU LOST--
YOU LOST BAD--
483
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,972
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS
484
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,976
I BEAT UP SOMEONE WHO HURT
MY FEELINGS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
485
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:17,977
[ Laughs ]
486
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:21,279
I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HERE.
487
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,981
GREAT JOB, KID.
488
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,852
YOU LOST, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK
ALMOST HALF-REAL.
489
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,686
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS CARD
490
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,189
GOOD FOR TEN PERCENT OFF
AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND.
491
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,559
YES...
492
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,528
I'M THE GREATEST...
493
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,462
THE GREATEST!
494
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,630
[ Moans ]
495
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,732
[ Little As Cosell ]
AND SO ENDS THE CHRONICLE
496
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,471
OF ONE OF THE GREATEST
EVER TO PLAY THE SPORT.
497
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,972
AN-AND HE DIDN'T LOOK
HALF-BAD IN A TUTU.
498
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,842
THAT HE DID SURELY NOT.
499
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,977
WHAT?
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