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FOURSCORE AND 1,145 YEARS AGO
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OUR FOREFATHERS' FOREHEADS
CONCEIVED A NEW NATION.
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AND THIS PRESIDENTS' DAY,
WE HONORETH THOSE VALUES
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THAT MY BODY
FOUGHT AND DIED FOR.
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VALUES LIKE THIS BRAND-NEW
PLYMOUTH V'GER.
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HI, I'M MALFUNCTIONING EDDIE,
AND I'M MALFUNCTIONING SO BADLY
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I'M PRACTICALLY
GIVING THESE CARS AWAY.
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HEY, LET'S GO CAR SHOPPING.
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MY PARENTS PROMISED IF I GOT
ALL Bs, THEY'D BUY ME A BAR
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AND I GOT ALL Cs.
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MIND IF I TAG ALONG?
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I'VE GOT TO BRING MY
ASS IN FOR SERVICING.
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THE RECALL NOTICE
SAYS IT COULD BURST
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INTO FLAME IN A
LOW-SPEED COLLISION.
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NO WONDER YOU'VE BEEN STAYING
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AT THE BACK
OF CONGA LINES LATELY.
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I'LL GET
MY COAT.
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LET'S GO,
BENDER.
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HELLO.
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I AM VICTOR.
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AND I KNOW
MANY THINGS
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ABOUT THE ART
OF UNLOADING
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FINE CARS
ON BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
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UH-HUH. NOW TELL HER SHE'S WITTY
AND SOPHISTICATED.
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UH-UH-UH.
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A GENTLEMEN ALWAYS SELLS
A LADY A CAR FIRST.
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THIS IS THE BETA ROMEO.
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YES, THE BETA ROMEO.
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NOTE THE CROSS-
YOUR-HEART SEAT BELT
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WHICH PROTECTS,
LIFTS AND SEPARATES.
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[ Slurps ]
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SPOTTED HER
THE MINUTE
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YOU WALKED IN,
DIDN'T YOU, SIR?
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SHE'S A REAL BEAUTY.
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YEP, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
COFFEE ALL RIGHT.
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NO, THE FORD THUNDER-
COUGARFALCONBIRD.
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NOTHING MAKES YOU
FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN
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THAN A THUNDER-
COUGARFALCONBIRD.
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SO HOW MUCH WERE YOU
THINKING OF SPENDING
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ON THIS THUNDER-
COUGARFALCONBIRD?
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SORRY. I'M NOT
HERE TO BUY.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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IT'S WONDERFUL
YOU DON'T CARE
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IF ANYONE QUESTIONS
YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
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I CARE PLENTY.
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE THEM STOP.
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ONE WORD--
THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD.
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THE LUXURIOUS SEATS
ARE STUFFED WITH EAGLE DOWN.
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AND THE DASHBOARD INLAID WITH
THE BEAKS OF A THOUSAND EAGLES.
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ALSO, THERE ARE SOME EAGLES
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS.
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THAT'S AN AWFUL
LOT OF EAGLE.
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YES, AND YET--
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[ Sighs ]
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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IT IS JUST
THAT THE LUXURY EDITION
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HAS SO MUCH MORE EAGLE.
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IT SADDENS ME TO THINK OF YOU
MISSING OUT.
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OH, DON'T BE SAD.
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MY PARENTS
ARE PAYING
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AND THEY'RE
INCREDIBLY RICH.
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[ Moaning And Grunting ]
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I INSTALLED
SHOCK-ABSORBING BUMPERS
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TO REDUCE THE RISK
OF CATASTROPHIC BUTT FAILURE.
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[ Gasps ]
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YOU, SIR, HAVE DEFACED
A NATIONAL TREASURE.
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I DEMAND YOU
RESTORE MY BUTTOCKS
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TO THEIR
FORMER GLORY!
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[ Whistles ]
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ALL RIGHT, BUT SOONER OR LATER
THAT ASS IS GOING TO BLOW
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AND WHEN IT DOES, I JUST PRAY
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YOU'RE NOT MOONING
SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT.
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SMEESH, LEELA.
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THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING
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A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
LIKE ME NEEDS.
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VICTOR SAID SO.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Softly ]
NO DOG FOOD FOR VICTOR TONIGHT.
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OKAY.
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THE STICKER
SAYS $55,000.
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BUT WE'LL ONLY
GO AS HIGH AS
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SAY--
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$60,000.
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OH, I WILL HAVE TO ASK
MY MANAGER.
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AMY, YOU DON'T GO UP
FROM THE STICKER PRICE.
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I THOUGHT IT
WAS AN AUCTION.
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HE IS NOT TOO HAPPY.
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I'M SORRY.
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$80,000?
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UH-OH.
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I'M TERRIBLE AT
PARALLEL PARKING.
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[ Bang ]
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[ Hermes ]
AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING
FOR A DAY OFF?
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GET OUT OF MY AND MY SIGHT.
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YOU'RE BOGARTING MY PATIENCE.
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HERMES, WHO WERE
YOU YELLING AT?
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MESELF.
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I ASKED MESELF
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OFF
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BUT I WAS IN NO MOOD
FOR ANY OF MY SHENANIGANS.
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VALENTINE'S DAY
IS COMING.
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OH, CRAP.
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I FORGOT TO GET
A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN.
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WELL, SINCE NEITHER
OF US HAS A DATE
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WHY DON'T WE--
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YOU JUST ASSUME I CAN'T GET
A VALENTINE'S DATE?
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SHALL WE SAY 8:00?
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HEY, I'M TAKING
MY NEW CAR OUT
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FOR A SPIN
TO MERCURY.
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ANYBODY WANT
TO COME?
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YEAH, OKAY.
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?
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THE USUAL.
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BOILING LEAD, OCEANS OF LAVA.
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SO WHAT? SHORTS?
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[ Pop Music Playing ]
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BOY, THIS A/C IS INCREDIBLE.
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OOH-OOH.
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I'D BETTER TURN ON THE HEATER,
TOO.
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BOY, THIS HEATER IS INCREDIBLE.
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I'D BETTER TURN UP THE A/C
SOME MORE.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME
ICY MARGARITAS?
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YEAH.
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WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL HIT THE
FUEL GUZZLER.
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WHO WANTS POP-TARTS?
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[ Engine Stops ]
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AH.
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[ Fry ]
UH-OH.
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IT'S OKAY.
I HAVE AN
EMERGENCY PHONE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SPLUH, IT'S A VIDEO-PHONE.
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LUCKY I'M A MEMBER
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OF THE AUSTRO-AFRO-ANTARCTICO-
AMERASIAN AUTO ASSOCIATION.
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HELLO. SEPTUPLE-A?
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WHEW.
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OH, IT'LL BE
A COUPLE HOURS.
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OH, I'M GOING TO GET
SWEAT ON MY SWEAT SUIT.
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HEY, TELL
ME SOMETHING.
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YOU'VE GOT
ALL THIS MONEY.
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HOW COME YOU ALWAYS
DRESS LIKE YOU'RE
DOING YOUR LAUNDRY?
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I GUESS 'CAUSE
MY PARENTS KEEP
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TELLING ME TO BE
MORE LADYLIKE.
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AS THOUGH.
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I'VE BEEN THERE.
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MY FOLKS WERE ALWAYS
ON ME TO GROOM MYSELF
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AND WEAR UNDERPANTS.
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WHAT AM I, THE POPE?
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[ Laughing ]
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YEAH, AND IF YOU
WERE THE POPE
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THEY'D BE ALL,
"STRAIGHTEN
YOUR POPE HAT."
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AND "PUT ON YOUR
GOOD VESTMENTS."
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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YOU KNOW, FRY,
IT'S NICE TO FIND
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SOMEONE I CAN TALK
TO ABOUT STUFF AND JUNK.
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IT'S LIKE WE FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT JUNK AND STUFF
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OR WHATEVER.
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OH-HO!
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OH.
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SO WHILE THEY'RE
TOWING US
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YOU WANT TO DO IT?
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YEAH.
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[ Tow Truck Driver ]
YO-HO-HO-HO!
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WHICH CONCLUDES THE SUMMARY
OF THE MOVIE I SAW LAST NIGHT.
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NOW, ANY OLD BUSINESS?
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[ All ]
NO.
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ANY NEW BUSINESS?
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[ All ]
NO.
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ANYONE SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER?
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NO.
NO.
NO.
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YEP.KIND OF.
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[ All Gasp ]
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WHAT?
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OH, MY GOD.
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WE RAN OUT OF FUEL ON MERCURY
AND ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER.
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AND IT LED THERE AGAIN
WHEN WE GOT HOME.
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[ Both Giggling ]
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[ Sighing ]
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CONGRATULATIONS, FRY.
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YOU SNAGGED
THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND.
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AMY'S RICH.
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SHE'S PROBABLY GOT
OTHER CHARACTERISTICS.
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BENDER!
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ROMANCE ISN'T ABOUT MONEY.
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OH, SO IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE
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THAT ZOIDBERG HERE
IS DESPERATELY POOR
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ANDMISERABLY LONELY?
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PUH-LEASE.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS.
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MMM.
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WELL, I THINK FRY AND AMY
GO TOGETHER
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LIKE A LIME AND A COCONUT.
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DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?
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WHAT?
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NO!
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REALLY. OH, DEAR.
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OH, YOU'RE BOTH
VERY LUCKY.
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I'D PAY ANYTHING TO END
MY MISERABLE LONELINESS.
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IF ONLY I WEREN'T
SO DESPERATELY POOR.
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WAIT. YOU MEAN PEOPLE
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WILL PAY GOOD MONEY
FOR ROMANCE?
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I THINK I HAVE A SCHEME
SO DEVIOUSLY CLEVER THAT I--
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$500 AND TIME SERVED.
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STUPID ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.
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WELL, PAY THE MAN.
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BENDER, HONEY,
WE LOVE YOU.
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SURE, BABY, I KNOW IT.
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AH, COMPUTER DATING--
IT'S LIKE PIMPING
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BUT YOU RARELY HAVE TO USE
THE PHRASE "UPSIDE YOUR HEAD."
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BENDER, THIS IS STUPID.
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WHY WOULD ANYONE COME TO YOU
FOR ROMANTIC HELP?
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HEY! DON'T MAKE ME
GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.
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FRY! AMY!
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PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON.
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I NEED A STAPLER!
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STOP. STOP.
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IF YOU INTERRUPT
THE MATING DANCE
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THE MALE WILL
BECOME ENRAGED
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AND MAUL US WITH
HIS FEARSOME GONAD.
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IT'S WORKING.
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THEY THINK
WE'RE MAKING OUT.
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[ Both Giggling ]
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WAIT.
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WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OKAY, MR.--
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SMITH. ZAPP SMITH.
BRANNIGAN.
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JUST CHECK OFF
THE THINGS
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YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IN A LOVE PARTNER.
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LET'S SEE.
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OH, YES.
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YES, DEFINITELY.
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MMM, I'D LIKE SOME OF THAT.
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MMM.
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I'LL JUST HAVE
EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.
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NOW, TO RUN IT
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THROUGH OUR HIGH-SPEED
ROMANCE-ALOGICAL DATAFIER.
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BEEP-BEE-DE-BEEP-BEEP.
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BEEP. BEE-DE-BEE-BEEP-BEEP.
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BEEP.
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SAY HELLO TO MISS RIGHT.
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00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,620
HELLO.
242
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,688
MMM.
243
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,136
WOW.
244
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,551
WE'RE GREAT KISSERS.
245
00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,793
YEAH.
246
00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:15,826
HEY, LATER, YOU WANT
TO DRIVE OUT TO EUROPA?
247
00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:17,033
WE COULD HAVE A PICNIC
248
00:10:17,102 --> 00:10:18,965
AND SPIT WATERMELON
SEEDS AT JUPITER.
249
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,274
HEY, YEAH.
250
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:22,344
I USED TO SPIT AT STUFF
BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY.
251
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,688
AH, IT'S COOL HOW WE
SORT OF THINK EXACTLY ALIKE
252
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,688
AND JUNK.
253
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,000
YEAH.
254
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:29,309
YOU KNOW, FRY, I REALLY
LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
255
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,206
[ Fry ]
EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT.
256
00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:37,000
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT HANGING OUT.
257
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,000
HANGING OUT?
258
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,688
SHE'S GETTING WAY TOO SERIOUS.
259
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,344
I'M NOT A ONE-WOMAN MAN, LEELA.
260
00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,517
YOU'LL BE BACK TO ZERO
SOON ENOUGH.
261
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,379
DON'T YOU GET IT?
SHE'S SMOTHERING ME.
262
00:10:45,447 --> 00:10:46,413
HI.
263
00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:47,586
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
264
00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:49,206
NOW SHE'S BOTHERING ME
WHEN I'M AT WORK.
265
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,274
FRY--
266
00:10:50,344 --> 00:10:51,826
I'M DOING MY JOB--
THERE'S AMY.
267
00:10:51,895 --> 00:10:53,931
I SPEND A FEW HOURS SELECTING
A CANDY FROM THE MACHINE--
268
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,206
THERE'S AMY.
269
00:10:55,274 --> 00:10:56,861
I WAKE UP THE MORNING
AFTER SLEEPING WITH AMY--
270
00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:57,793
THERE'S AMY.
271
00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,481
I THINK YOU'RE
OVERREACTING.
272
00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,586
AM I?
273
00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:01,758
[ Echoing ]
AM I?!
274
00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:03,379
FACE IT.
I'M A PRIZE CATCH.
275
00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:04,654
[ Burps ]
276
00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:06,654
I MEAN, I'M PULLING DOWN
DELIVERY-BOY MONEY.
277
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:09,793
FRY, SHE'S PULLING
DOWN BILLIONAIRE
TRUST-FUND MONEY.
278
00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:11,688
THEN SHE WANTS ME
AS A TROPHY HUSBAND.
279
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,172
LEELA, YOU GOTTA COME
TO EUROPA WITH US.
280
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,758
I CAN'T BE ALONE WITH HER.
281
00:11:15,826 --> 00:11:17,344
SO, READY FOR A
SECLUDED PICNIC
282
00:11:17,413 --> 00:11:18,379
WITH JUST YOU AND ME?
283
00:11:18,447 --> 00:11:19,688
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHO LOVES
284
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,517
SECLUDED PICNICS
WITH JUST YOU AND ME?
285
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,654
UH...
286
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,826
DR. ZOIDBERG.
287
00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:29,172
DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT A FREE HOT MEAL?
288
00:11:36,102 --> 00:11:39,274
[ Munching And Gobbling ]
289
00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,758
MMM. I HAVEN'T EATEN
SINCE TUESDAY.
290
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,240
BIRD EGGS...
ANIMAL SLICES...
291
00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:48,620
DRY WOVEN REEDS.
292
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:49,620
ALL GONE.
293
00:11:49,688 --> 00:11:50,551
CAN I DRIVE?
294
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:51,620
NO.
295
00:11:51,688 --> 00:11:53,067
SO, FRY, YOU BUSY TOMORROW?
296
00:11:53,136 --> 00:11:55,240
I GOT TWO TICKETS
TO THE BIG APE FIGHT.
297
00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:58,240
GEEZ, WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING TO
SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.
298
00:11:58,309 --> 00:11:59,172
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
299
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,895
OKAY. SURE.
300
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:03,102
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
301
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,379
OH, SO ALL OF A SUDDEN
302
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,793
WE'RE SPENDING
VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER?
303
00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:06,551
YOU JUST SAID--
304
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,688
THAT'S IT, AMY.
305
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,688
WE HAVE TO TALK.
306
00:12:08,758 --> 00:12:09,758
ZOIDBERG, YOU DRIVE.
307
00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:10,620
WA-HOO.
308
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,758
[ Grunting ]
309
00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:13,172
[ Fry]
PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME.
310
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:17,102
AH, I'LL JUST
TURN THE WHEEL TO
MAXIMUM FASTNESS.
311
00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,517
AMY, YOU KNOW HOW, AT
FIRST, YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE
312
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,206
BUT THEN YOU START
TO GET TIRED OF IT
313
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,102
'CAUSE IT ALWAYS WANTS
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU?
314
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,793
HUH? YOU DON'T
LIKE CHOCOLATE?
315
00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:28,206
LOOK, COULD CHOCOLATE
JUST LET ME FINISH?
316
00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:29,688
VROOM, VROOM.
317
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:34,551
AND THE WINNER OF THE BIG CAR
RACE IS HOT ROD ZOIDBERG!
318
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,654
AHH.
319
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:37,931
AMY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
320
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,724
I THINK MAYBE
YOU AND I SHOULD STOP--
321
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,586
[ Loud Snapping Sound ]
322
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:41,586
[ Zoidberg ]
OH-OH.
323
00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:43,206
HERE, YOU DRIVE.
324
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,826
[ Screaming ]
325
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,206
FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
326
00:12:57,274 --> 00:13:00,654
OH, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME.
327
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:01,724
WHAT HAPPENED?
328
00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:02,965
WAS ANYBODY HURT?
329
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,793
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.
330
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,136
NOBODY BUT YOU.
331
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,102
I'M AFRAID YOUR BODY
WAS BADLY DAMAGED IN THE CRASH.
332
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:11,067
HOW BADLY?
333
00:13:11,136 --> 00:13:12,481
THAT'S IT OVER THERE.
334
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,724
[ Screams ]
335
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,309
DON'T WORRY.
336
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,136
I MANAGED TO KEEP YOUR HEAD
ALIVE WITH SOME QUICK SURGERY.
337
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,206
WHERE IS IT?
338
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:21,274
THERE.
339
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,102
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL
BE SPENDING
340
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,895
A LOT MORE TIME
TOGETHER, FRY.
341
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:27,000
[ Fry Screaming ]
342
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,000
[ Clicking Tongue ]
343
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,931
THIS SORT OF THING
ALWAYS HAPPENS
344
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,481
WITH OFFICE ROMANCES.
345
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,826
DON'T WORRY, FRY.
346
00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:38,758
WE'LL HAVE YOUR
BODY ALL FIXED UP
347
00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:39,931
IN A FEW DAYS.
348
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,102
OOPS-A-DAISY.
349
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:44,172
[ Bumping And Grunting ]
350
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,965
WELL, AMY, I'LL TRY
NOT TO INTERFERE
351
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,206
WITH YOUR
LIFE TOO MUCH.
352
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:48,206
FRY!
353
00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,654
OH, SORRY.
354
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,206
I GUESS I
CONTROL THAT ARM.
355
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,033
WHOO, WHOO-HOO, WHOO!
356
00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,102
SO, WHAT WAS IT
YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT
357
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:56,447
BEFORE WE CRASHED,
ANYWAY?
358
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,654
OH, THAT.
359
00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,413
MAYBE WE'D BETTER
TALK IN PRIVATE.
360
00:13:59,481 --> 00:14:01,758
[ Whispering ]
I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE CLOSET.
361
00:14:01,826 --> 00:14:03,413
AMY, I REALLY
LIKE YOU
362
00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:04,793
AS A FRIEND
363
00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:06,136
BUT I THINK
WE'RE SPENDING
364
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,379
TOO MUCH
TIME TOGETHER.
365
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,724
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME?
366
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:09,895
I JUST THINK
367
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,793
WE SHOULD START
SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
368
00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:13,274
BUT I WAS REALLY
HAVING FUN.
369
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,620
[ Sighs ]
370
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,826
IF THAT'S
HOW YOU FEEL--
371
00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:16,861
I'M SORRY,
BUT IT IS.
372
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,274
WELL, WHATEVER.
373
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:20,861
HEY, LISTEN, AS LONG AS
WE'RE NOT SEEING EACH OTHER
374
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:23,758
YOU MIND IF I ASK SOMEONE ELSE
OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
375
00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:24,931
HUH?!
376
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,861
I MEAN, UNLESS IT'D
MAKE YOU FEEL BAD
377
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:27,931
BEING A THIRD WHEEL.
378
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,344
HEY, I CAN GET
A DATE, TOO.
379
00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:30,344
NOW THAT I'M SINGLE
380
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,033
I'LL ATTRACT ALL
SORTS OF WOMEN.
381
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,413
WITH MY BODY
382
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,931
I THINK YOU MIGHT
ONLY ATTRACT
383
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,240
ONE SORT OF WOMAN.
384
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,240
OH!
385
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,688
OH.
386
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,413
SO... HOW'S BUSINESS?
387
00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:46,688
[ Clicking ]
388
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,758
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MY FRIEND
389
00:14:48,826 --> 00:14:50,413
AL GORE?
390
00:14:50,481 --> 00:14:51,793
I'M TELLING YOU
391
00:14:51,861 --> 00:14:54,379
LOSERS GET REALLY DESPERATE
AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY.
392
00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:57,206
YEAH. IT'S PATHETIC,
ALL RIGHT.
393
00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:59,206
[ Whistling ]
394
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,517
♪ DUM, DA-DA-DOOT,
DE-DE, DEET ♪
395
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:02,688
HOW MUCH?
396
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:03,931
500 BUCKS.
DONE.
397
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,136
ZAPP BRANNIGAN OKAY?
398
00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,586
NO.
600.
399
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,688
[ Grunting ]
400
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:16,102
OH, HEY, LEELA
401
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,344
UM, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE
402
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:19,551
IN PRIVATE?
403
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,447
OH, NO PROBLEM.
404
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:24,033
[ Singing Softly ]
405
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:26,793
THIS IS AN
EMERGENCY.
406
00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:28,895
AMY MADE VALENTINE'S PLANS
WITH SOME GOON
407
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,517
AND I'M GOING
TO BE STUCK THERE
408
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,826
LONELY AND MISERABLE.
409
00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:33,172
WILL YOU BE MY DATE?
410
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,688
PLEASE?
411
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:36,309
YOU'RE TOO LATE, FRY.
412
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:38,931
I'M SHARING VALENTINE'S DAY
WITH A VERY SPECIAL MAN.
413
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,895
HE'S NOT ZAPP BRANNIGAN
OR ANYTHING.
414
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,586
THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO DO SOMETHING
415
00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:43,793
SO PITIFUL AND EMBARRASSING
416
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,481
THAT I'M ASHAMED
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
417
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,172
BENDER'S IN
HIS OFFICE.THANKS.
418
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,861
[ Singing Louder ]
419
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:51,895
I GOT
YOUR HOOKUP, FRY.
420
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:55,551
NOW, MY USUAL FEE'S 500 BUCKS,
BUT SEEING AS HOW IT'S YOU
421
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,793
I'LL NEED IT IN ADVANCE.
422
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:01,793
OKAY, FRY.
423
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,274
WE'RE DONE
PUTTING ON THE BRA.
424
00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:05,481
WHY EXACTLY DID YOU
SHAVE YOUR LEGS, ANYWAY?
425
00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,379
ARE YOU EXPECTING
SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
426
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,033
WITH YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE?
427
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,517
WHAT BUSINESS
IS IT OF YOURS?
428
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,654
YOU'RE USING AN AWFUL LOT
OF MAKEUP THERE.
429
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:13,826
THIS IS DEODORANT.
430
00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:14,826
WHAT DOES IT DO?
431
00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,000
[ Doorbell Rings ]
432
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,344
COME ON IN, GARY.
433
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:19,274
I'LL JUST BE
ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
434
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,379
[ Door Creaks ]
435
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,206
[ Gary ]
I'LL BE WAITING.
436
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,309
20 MINUTES?
437
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,586
YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
READY NOW.
438
00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,586
YEAH, BUT IT'S GOOD
TO MAKE THEM WAIT A LITTLE.
439
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,102
OH, GOD, IT'S TRUE!
440
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:35,724
[ Slurping ]
441
00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:38,067
THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT
ON YOU.
442
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,274
THANKS.THANKS.
443
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,654
WHERE ISSHE?
444
00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:44,033
I MUST SAY, AMY,
YOU'RE ALL MADE UP.
445
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,344
JUST LIKE FRY'S DATE.
446
00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,517
GET IT?
447
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:47,620
UH-UH.
448
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:48,965
I'VE GOT A DATE.
449
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,895
SHE'LL BE ALONG
ANY MINUTE.
450
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,309
FRY! LOOK WHO I FOUND.
451
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,309
IT'S PETUNIA,
YOUR DREAM GIRL.
452
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,620
HOW'S THEM EATS?
453
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,000
UH--
454
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,620
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
455
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,309
KIDS'LL BE HUNGRY.
456
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,067
SHE SEEMS
A LITTLE OLD FOR ME.
457
00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:03,240
SHE ISWELL-TRAVELED
458
00:17:03,309 --> 00:17:05,240
AND I DON'T MEAN
SHE TRAVELS A LOT.
459
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,136
WHEELS FELL OFF
MY HOUSE.
460
00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,862
NOW, HOW ABOUT A ROSE
FOR THE LADY?
461
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:09,862
FIVE BUCKS A POP.
462
00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:10,862
I'LL TAKE ONE.
463
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,517
OH, YEAH?
WELL, I WANT ONE, TOO.
464
00:17:12,586 --> 00:17:13,517
EIGHT BUCKS.
465
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,309
YOU JUST SAID--
466
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,964
DEMAND SUDDENLY
SKYROCKETED.
467
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,205
YOU ALL SAW IT!
468
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,344
[ Sighs ]
469
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:24,448
LEELA, MEET
YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND, SAL.
470
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,275
EEH! NICE EYEBALL,
EYEBALL.
471
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,964
NICE ASS, ASS.
472
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:30,136
OOH, SPARKS.
473
00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:31,309
BUY HER A ROSE.
474
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:32,792
I GUARANTEE
SHE'LL PUT OUT.
475
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:36,000
AH, I'LL TAKE
MY CHANCES.
476
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,344
[ Zapp ]
CHEERS.
477
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,862
[ In Deep Voice ]
CHEERS.
478
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,619
SO, TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR PROSPECTS.
479
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,792
YOU A GOOD GAMBLER?
480
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:46,723
WELL, MA'AM, I--
481
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:47,723
WHAT'S YOUR GAME?
482
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:48,723
BINGO? KENO?
483
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:49,931
WAIT A MINUTE.
484
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,481
YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR OWN BODY.
485
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,172
NO, BUT I CONTROL THIS ARM.
486
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,448
SLOTS PLAYER, HUH?
487
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,309
SORRY, BUT I THINK
I CAN DO BETTER.
488
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,895
WAIT! COME BACK,
UH, DARLING.
489
00:17:58,964 --> 00:18:00,034
CAN'T, HON.
490
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,931
I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS
BACK TO NUTLEY.
491
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,103
I'D KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT
492
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,103
BUT I LOST MY TEETH
PULLING OUT A STUMP.
493
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,309
SO ANYWAYS, LEELA
494
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,136
I'D LOVE TO TAKE
A WHACK AT YOU
495
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:10,758
BUT THAT 10:15 TO NUTLEY
AIN'T GOING NOWHERES
496
00:18:10,826 --> 00:18:12,931
WITHOUT YOURS TRULY
BEHIND THE WHEEL.
497
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,103
EXCUSE ME.
498
00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:16,931
DID YOU SAY,
"10:15 TO NUTLEY"?
499
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,448
WHY, YES, I DID.
500
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,758
[ Dramatic Music Playing ]
501
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,792
[ Both Moaning ]
502
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,275
BENDER, DID YOU JUST
ROUND UP OUR DATES
503
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:31,586
AT THE BUS STATION?
504
00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:32,895
OF COURSE NOT.
505
00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:34,895
ANYBODY'S ELSE FOR NUTLEY?
506
00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,895
[ All Agreeing ]
507
00:18:36,964 --> 00:18:38,240
BABY, WAIT.
508
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:40,826
YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME
YOUR SURPRISE.
509
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,654
[ Mumbling ]
510
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,034
OH, GEEZ,
GET A ROOM.
511
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:48,136
MAYBE LATER.
512
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:49,792
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
513
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,654
UH, H-HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA.
514
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:53,792
LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM.
515
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,654
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT
AMY MIGHT LIKE
516
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:57,654
TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE
FOR COFFEE.
517
00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:59,034
I DON'T REALLY
LIKE COFFEE.
518
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,205
NEITHER DO I.
519
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,758
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
520
00:19:01,826 --> 00:19:03,378
OOH. I FEEL
A LITTLE TIPSY.
521
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,413
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
522
00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:06,895
LET ME PICK UP THE CHECK.
523
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:10,205
[ Dramatic Chord Playing ]
524
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,586
[ Roaring ]
NO!
525
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:19,619
[ Loud Crashing Sounds ]
526
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,931
THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
527
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,550
[ Grunting And Groaning ]
528
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,931
[ Groans ]
529
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,067
WHY, IF IT ISN'T
MY FAVORITE HEAD
530
00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:33,378
ON AMY'S BODY: FRY.
531
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,067
AH! LEELA!
532
00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:36,586
WE WERE JUST
ON OUR WAY OUT.
533
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:37,758
NONSENSE.
534
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,275
THE EVENING'S YOUNG.
535
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,275
SO, GARY, WHAT DO
YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
536
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,000
I'M A BANKING INDUSTRY
REGULATOR.
537
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,136
[ Groans ]
538
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:46,448
REALLY?
539
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,586
YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT
BANKING INDUSTRY REGULATIONS
540
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,000
ARE REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
541
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,378
OH, NO.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
542
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:54,448
YOU SEE, MODERN
BANKING REGULATIONS
543
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,654
ARE A PRODUCT OF FIVE DIFFERENT
REGULATORY TRADITIONS.
544
00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,586
SIX IF YOU WANT
TO GET TECHNICAL.
545
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,448
OH, I DO.
546
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:05,689
IT ALL BEGAN IN 1410,
WHEN A NUMBER OF NOBLEMEN
547
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:07,689
CONVENED--
548
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,481
[ Whispering ]
THANK YOU.
549
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,758
THERE YOU ARE.
550
00:20:12,826 --> 00:20:15,067
GOOD AS NEW,
EXCEPT FOR YOUR DORSAL FIN.
551
00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,758
I'M AFRAID
I COULDN'T FIND IT
552
00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,103
AFTER THE CRASH.
553
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,448
CAN I LIVE
WITHOUT IT?
554
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:20,862
IF YOU CALL THAT LIVING.
555
00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:22,240
I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND
556
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:23,586
WHY YOU
WOULDN'T LET ME
557
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,758
GRAFT A LASER CANNON
ONTO YOUR CHEST
558
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:28,413
TO CRUSH THOSE
WHO DISOBEY YOU.
559
00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:30,758
OH, BUT I GUESS
560
00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:33,172
WE'RE JUST
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
561
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,826
SO, UH, THANKS
FOR THE RIDE, AMY
562
00:20:34,895 --> 00:20:36,758
AND I HOPE THERE ARE
NO HARD FEELINGS
563
00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:38,240
ABOUT YOUR DATE...
OR STUFF.
564
00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:39,586
IT'S OKAY.
565
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,448
I HAD FUN,
AND IF I EVER FEEL LONELY
566
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,895
I CAN JUST LOOK OVER
AT THIS DISFIGURING SCAR
567
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,931
AND THINK OF YOU.
568
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:48,619
[ Sighs ]
569
00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:51,931
WELL, ANYWAY, IT'S NICE
TO HAVE MY OWN BODY BACK.
570
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,619
AHH!
571
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,964
OH.
572
00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,619
[ Leela ]
SO, HOW'S
THE OLD CORPSE?
573
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,136
EVERYTHING HOOKED UP OKAY?
574
00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:01,378
SEEMS TO BE.
575
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:02,931
MY NECK'S JUST
A LITTLE TENDER.
576
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,240
OW! COOL.
577
00:21:05,309 --> 00:21:06,586
OW!
578
00:21:06,654 --> 00:21:07,826
LISTEN, LEELA
579
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,792
THANKS FOR RESCUING
ME LAST NIGHT.
580
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,619
ANYTIME. I ACTUALLY ENJOYED
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
581
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,275
YEP. EVERYTHING
WORKED OUT GREAT
582
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:15,758
THANKS
TO GOOD OLD BENDER.
583
00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,792
COME ON.
584
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,619
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY
SET US UP WITH BAD DATES
585
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:22,586
SO WE'D SPEND
VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.
586
00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:24,205
DIDN'T I, LEELA?
587
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,275
DIDN'T I?
588
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,136
[ Leela ]
NO! YOU DIDN'T!
589
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:31,136
YOU JUST CORRALLED A BUNCH
OF STIFFS AT THE BUS STATION
590
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,344
AND POCKETED OUR MONEY.
591
00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:34,034
TRUE, BUT IN THE END
592
00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:37,931
ISN'T THAT WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY
IS REALLY ALL ABOUT?
593
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,931
YEAH.
594
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,103
I GUESS SO.
595
00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:42,550
[ Guffawing ]
596
00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:44,034
WATCH THE NECK.
WATCH THE NECK!
597
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,205
MY ASS!
598
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:46,448
MY BEAUTIFUL--
599
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,689
[ Explosion ]
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