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[ Announcer ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
CONAN O'BRIEN'S HEAD.
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[ Applause ]
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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LET'S GET STARTED.
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MAX, PLAY ME OVER.
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AH!
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
FORGOT TO FEED MAX.
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[ Laughs ]
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SO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING
PRETTY WORRIED
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ABOUT THIS Y2K PROBLEM, HUH?
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NO, THEY FIXED THAT
900 YEARS AGO.
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JUST BEAR WITH ME, SIR.
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ANYWAY, I'M WALKING
TO WORK THIS MORNING...
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I DOUBT IT.
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LISTEN, PAL
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I MAY HAVE LOST
MY FREAKISHLY LONG LEGS
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IN THE WAR OF 2012
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BUT I'VE STILL GOT SOMETHING
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE--
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A SOUL.
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EH.
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AND FRECKLES.
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[ Sobbing ]
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WELL, I'M OUT OF MATERIAL.
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YOU CAN CATCH ME NEXT WEEK
AT THE ANDROMEDA CHUCKLE HUT.
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ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Bender ]
AH, LET'S FACE IT.
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COMEDY'S A DEAD ART FORM.
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NOW, TRAGEDY...
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[ Laughs ]
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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COME ON, EVERYONE,
PERHAPS SOME SKIING
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WILL HELP US FORGET
THE MOLDY OLD ANTICS
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OF CONAN O'BRIEN.
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GREAT IDEA.
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WE CAN ONLY HOPE.
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[ Fry ]
THIS SNOW IS BEAUTIFUL.
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I'M GLAD GLOBAL WARMING
NEVER HAPPENED.
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ACTUALLY, IT DID,
BUT THANK GOD
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NUCLEAR WINTER
CANCELED IT OUT.
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HI.
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ENOUGH OF YOUR
MINDLESS CHITCHAT.
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LET'S GET GOING.
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JAH DAMN IT, WE'RE STUCK.
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AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT
COLD-BLOODED.
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[ Shivering ]
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SWEET LION OF ZION.
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LOOK AT THE
PROFESSOR GO.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Fry ]
LOOK OUT!
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WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT
FOR THOSE TREES.
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YEAH, YEAH, RELAX.
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TREES DOWN.
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[ Computer ]
Trees down.
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COOL.
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WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU
WANT THE TREES UP?
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[ Computer ]
Trees up.
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[ Weakly ]
TREES DOWN.
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[ Computer ]
Trees down.
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LOOKING GOOD, BEEFBALL.
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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
YOU'RE OFF THE TRAIL.
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LICK MY FROZEN METAL ASS.
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[ Laughing ]
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UH-OH.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Bender Screaming ]
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YOU, A BOBSLEDDER?
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THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.
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LISTEN, YOU FILTHY CRAB.
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A THOUSAND YEARS AGO
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THERE WAS A LEGENDARY TEAM
OF JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS.
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YEP, I REMEMBER.
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THEY CAME IN LAST
AT THE OLYMPICS
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THEN RETIRED TO PROMOTE
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.
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A TRUE INSPIRATION
FOR THE CHILDREN.
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[ Beeping ]
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UM, A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Laughing ]
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WHOA!
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[ Laughing ]
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OH, WHAT THE HELL.
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[ Screaming ]
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YOU POOR MAN.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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WELL, THERE I WAS ON
THE TRIPLE DIAMOND SLOPE
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WHEN SUDDENLY...
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OH, EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO, THERE.
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[ Snoring ]
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AH, NOTHING LIKE A WARM FIRE
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AND A SUPER SOAKER
OF FINE COGNAC.
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YEAH, IT REALLY PUTS YOU
IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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WHAT-MAS?
CHRISTMAS.
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YOU KNOW, X-M-A-S.
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OH, YOU MEAN XMAS.
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YOU MUST BE USING
AN ARCHAIC PRONUNCIATION.
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LIKE WHEN YOU SAY "ASK"
INSTEAD OF "AXE."
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XMAS, HUH?
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[ Sighing ]
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YOU KNOW, THIS WILL BE
MY FIRST XMAS AWAY FROM HOME.
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HEY, HEY.
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LET ME AXE YOU
SOMETHING.
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WOULD IT CHEER YOU UP
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IF WE WENT AND CUT DOWN
AN XMAS TREE?
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YEAH, AN OLD-FASHIONED
XMAS TREE.
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HEY, THESE AREN'T
XMAS TREES.
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HO-HO, HUH?
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
SOME KIND OF PINE TREE.
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PINE TREES HAVE BEEN EXTINCT
FOR 800 YEARS, FRY.
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GONE THE WAY OF THE POODLE
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AND YOUR PRIMITIVE NOTIONS
OF MODESTY.
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AH, BRISK.
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THIS ISN'T THE WAY
CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
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THERE, THERE.
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EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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[ Laser Sounds ]
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* OH, XMAS TREE, OH, XMAS TREE
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* BA-BOO-BE-BOO, BAH-BE-BOH...
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OW!
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EVERY CHRISTMAS,
MY MOM WOULD GET
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A FRESH GOOSE
FOR GOOSEBURGERS
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AND MY DAD
WOULD WHIP UP
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HIS SPECIAL EGGNOG
OUT OF BOURBON
AND ICE CUBES.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Crashing ]
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THIS DUMB HOLIDAY JUST MAKES ME
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THINK OF ALL THE THINGS
I LEFT BEHIND.
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LET'S JUST STOP
TALKING ABOUT XMAS.
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HAPPY XMAS, XMAS PEOPLE!
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XMAS CARDS HAVE ARRIVED.
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XMAS!
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AMY, THERE YOU GO.
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FRY, PROFESSOR, ZOIDBERG....
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A MIGHTY HAUL FOR BENDER.
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YES! I GOT THE MOST!
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I WIN XMAS!
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AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST
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THE SWEET FLOWER
OF THE OFFICE...
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ME, HERMES CONRAD.
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AH... A PICTURE OF MY MOMMY.
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HUH? WHAT'S THIS?
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A CARD FROM MY COUSIN ZOIDFARB.
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[ Chuckling ]
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INSTEAD OF CLAUS,
HE WRITES "CLAWS."
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NOW, THAT'S HUMOROUS.
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TODAY'S COMEDIANS
COULD LEARN FROM THIS CARD.
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF XMAS
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WHEN EVERYONE YOU KNOW
DIED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO?
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I'M THE LONELIEST PERSON
ON EARTH.
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HEY, LEELA
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SYMPATHY
HERE, HUH?
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[ Crying ]
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YOIKS. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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FLUH. SHE'S AN ORPHAN.
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YES, AND THE ONLY
ONE OF HER SPECIES
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IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.
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WHAT A LONELY LIFE.
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MY GOD. POOR LEELA.
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HEY, BUDDY.
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HEARD YOU NEEDED
CHEERING UP.
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WELL, OLD BENDER
WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH.
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* LOOK AT ME, LOOK
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* BE-DA-BAH-BOO,
DE-DA-BE-BAH-BOOM... *
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[ Crying ]
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AW, MAN, I GOT
TO WORK ON MY ACT.
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I FEEL LIKE A RAT.
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HERE I AM WHINING LIKE A PIG
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WHILE ALL ALONG,
LEELA WAS AS LONELY AS A FROG.
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I COULD KICK MYSELF.
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I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
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OW!
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THANKS.
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YOU SHOULD BE
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ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, FRY.
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YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND
NOT TO NOTICE
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THAT LEELA'S A CYCLOPS.
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FRY'S OVER THERE, MON.
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OH?
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[ Sighs ]
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XMAS EVE--
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ANOTHER POINTLESS DAY
WHERE I ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.
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[ Slurps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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The holiday season is a time
of celebration for most
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but it is also
a time to remember
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the tragic suffering
of the less fortunate.
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Earthlings do not yet know
the meaning of suffering.
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[ Evil Laughter ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Earlier today,
I visited a shelter
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for down-and-out robots--
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Homeless robots,
too poor to afford
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even the basic alcohol they need
to fuel their circuits.
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Is there anything sadder?
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Only drowning puppies
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and there would have to be
a lot of them.
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WHERE YOU GOING, BENDER?
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TO VOLUNTEER AT A LIQUOR KITCHEN
FOR HOMELESS ROBOTS.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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AS IF YOU EVER DID
ANYTHING CHARITABLE.
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I'M VERY GENEROUS.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
I GAVE BLOOD?
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WHOSE BLOOD?
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SOME GUY'S.
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I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
TO SHOW LEELA HOW SORRY I AM.
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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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SIMPLY GET DOWN
ON YOUR CLAWS
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AND DO THE APOLOGY DANCE.
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* YA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA...
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SO IT'S LEFT, LEFT,
RIGHT... WAIT!
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I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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I'LL GO OUT AND GET HER
THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT--
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SOMETHING SO GREAT, SHE'LL NEVER
WANT TO BE UNHAPPY AGAIN.
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JUST BE BACK
BY SUNDOWN, MON.
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WE'LL SEE. I
LIKE TO HAGGLE.
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YOU CAN'T STAY OUT ON XMAS EVE.
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YOU'LL BE KILLED.
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SAY WHAT?
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GOOD LORD!
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HE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.
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I KNOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.
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BACK IN 2801,
THE FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY
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BUILT A ROBOTIC SANTA
TO DETERMINE
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WHO'D BEEN NAUGHTY
AND WHO'D BEEN NICE
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AND DISTRIBUTE PRESENTS
ACCORDINGLY
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BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
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WOW, 2801.
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ANYWAY...
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WAIT, YOU FOOL!
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DUE TO A PROGRAMMING ERROR
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SANTA'S STANDARDS
WERE SET TOO HIGH
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AND HE INVARIABLY JUDGES
EVERYONE TO BE NAUGHTY.
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IF HE CATCHES YOU
AFTER DARK
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HE'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD
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AND STUFF YOUR NECK
FULL OF TOYS
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FROM HIS SACK OF HORRORS.
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[ Gulps ]
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NICE MEETING YOU.
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WELCOME, BROTHER.
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MAY THE BLESSINGS OF
THE SEASON BE UPON YOU.
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YEAH, YEAH, AMEN.
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LISTEN, I'M ONE OF THOSE
LAZY, HOMELESS BUMS
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I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.
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COULD YOU POINT ME
TO THE FREE BOOZE?
249
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,702
OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
250
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,039
THERE'S THIS GIRL
WHO I REALLY LIKE
251
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,374
BUT SHE THINKS
I'M A JERK.
252
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,743
CAN YOU HELP ME?
253
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,977
YEAH, THERE'S A SUICIDE BOOTH
IN THE FOOD COURT--
254
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,746
THOUGH THERE'S A LINE
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
255
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:47,980
NO, I NEED TO GET
HER A GIFT
256
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,316
AND I NEED IT BEFORE SUNDOWN.
257
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,182
WELL, YOU CAN'T
258
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,318
GO WRONG
WITH SOMETHING TRADITIONAL--
259
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,486
A SURFACE-TO-SANTA
ROCKET LAUNCHER.
260
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,489
IT COMES WITH THREE
JOLLY-SEEKING MISSILES.
261
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:57,490
[ Laughs ]
262
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,557
THAT'S FUNNY.
263
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,893
[ Beeping, Engine Revving ]
264
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,994
CAREFUL, SIR.
265
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,831
[ Slurps ]
266
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:05,832
[ Gulps ]
267
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,234
OH, YEAH.
268
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,037
YOU FILTHY HOBOS
SURE KNOW HOW TO LIVE.
269
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,403
HEY, CHIEF
270
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,505
SOMEONE'S STEALING YOUR
HANDKERCHIEF FULL OF CRAP.
271
00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:14,541
HMM?
[ Gulping ]
272
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,009
AH.
273
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,677
[ Cockney Accent ]
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
274
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,511
MIGHT I HAVE A SIP OF BOOZE?
275
00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,380
I'M SORRY, TINNY TIM.
276
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,951
SEEMS WE RAN OUT EARLY TONIGHT.
277
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,351
I UNDERSTAND.
278
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,519
[ Coughs ]
279
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,956
MY GOD, THAT POOR KID.
280
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,256
[ Chuckles ]
281
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,091
[ Fry ]
YOU'RE THE LAST STORE OPEN.
282
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,260
I NEED SOMETHING
FOR MY FRIEND LEELA.
283
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,235
JUST GIVE ME
YOUR BEST ANIMAL.
284
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,037
BEST? WELL, THAT'S
A MATTER OF OPINION.
285
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,239
I PERSONALLY LIKE
THE ELECTRIC SNAIL.
286
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,407
[ Sizzles ]
287
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:48,640
THAT'S A STUPID ANIMAL.
288
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,642
YOU'RE STUPID.
289
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,110
I SAID I WANT
THE BEST ONE.
290
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,147
NOW WHICH COSTS MORE--
THE PARROT OR THE STINK LIZARD?
291
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,783
THE LIZARDS ARE A BUCK EACH.
292
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,084
THE PARROT IS $500.
293
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,118
[ Whistles ]
294
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,787
THAT'S A HELL OF A GOOD PARROT.
295
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,889
ALTHOUGH, I COULD GET 500
LIZARDS FOR THE SAME PRICE.
296
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,924
GIRLS LIKE SWARMS OF LIZARDS,
RIGHT?
297
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,827
SIR, THE STORE IS CLOSING
IN TWO MINUTES.
298
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,962
OKAY, OKAY. I'LL TAKE
THE 500 LIZARDS.
299
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,063
NO, WAIT.
300
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:11,965
YES.
301
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,166
NO. YES.
302
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,667
YES. YES.
303
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:15,769
THE PARROT.
304
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,635
[ Squawks ]
305
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,506
WELL, I SPENT EVERY PENNY I HAD
306
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,909
BUT I BET
LEELA'S GOING TO LOVE YOU.
307
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,076
[ Squawks ]
308
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,145
HEY, YOU'RE QUITE THE TALKER,
AREN'T YOU?
309
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,147
[ Squawks ]
310
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,681
SHUT THE HELL UP!
311
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,250
OW!
312
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,586
STUPID BIRD,
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
313
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,129
HEY, IT'S LEELA.
314
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,798
SORRY I STORMED
OUT BEFORE.
315
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,000
I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN
EVERYONE'S XMAS.
316
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,836
HUH? YOU WERE GONE?
317
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,769
IT'S JUST THAT
I GET TIRED OF FRY
318
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,438
ALWAYS ONLY
THINKING OF HIMSELF.
319
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,472
I HEAR THAT.
320
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,274
I AXE HIM TO SET THE TABLE.
321
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,977
INSTEAD HE GOES OUT
TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.
322
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:58,979
SELFISH DOG.
323
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,947
WAIT. YOU MEAN
HE'S STILL OUT?
324
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,282
HIS LIFE'S IN DANGER.
325
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,283
WHY?
326
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,484
I'M TELLING YOU WHY.
327
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,888
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
328
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,722
[ Squawking ]
329
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,463
ALL RIGHT, BIRD.
330
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,033
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
BEAT ME IN A GAME OF WITS
331
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,070
BUT YOU JUST MET YOUR EQUAL.
332
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,979
[ Gulps ]
333
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,980
[ Squawks ]
334
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,322
[ Squawking ]
335
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,359
AHA!
336
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,860
CORNERED.
337
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,328
[ Squawks ]
338
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,764
[ Whimpering ]
339
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,835
[ Screams ]
340
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,238
WHEW!
341
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,572
[ Screams ]
342
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,875
WHEW!
343
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,344
[ Screams ]
344
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,245
HI THERE.
345
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,279
LEELA!
346
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,548
OH, MY GOD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
347
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,384
I AM GOING TO GET YOU
SO MANY LIZARDS.
348
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,123
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BUY ME
A PRESENT, FRY.
349
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,926
I JUST WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
350
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,894
I MEAN, I
MISS MY FAMILY
351
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,861
BUT YOU NEVER EVEN
HAD A FAMILY.
352
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,030
IT'S OKAY.
353
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,532
YOU'RE LONELY
AND I'M LONELY
354
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,801
BUT TOGETHER,
WE'RE LONELY TOGETHER.
355
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,602
MERRY XMAS, LEELA.
356
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,072
MERRY XMAS.
357
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,639
[ Rumbling Footsteps ]
358
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,640
[ Gasps ]
359
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,110
OH, BOY!
360
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,278
IT'S SANTA.
361
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,749
HO... HO... HO!
362
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,818
[ Gasps ]
363
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,456
YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,
FRY AND LEELA.
364
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,756
I CHECKED MY LIST.
365
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:51,924
WELL, CHECK IT TWICE.
366
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,461
I PERFORM OVER 50 MEGACHECKS
PER SECOND.
367
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,628
YOU'RE BOTH NAUGHTY
368
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,130
FOR DISREGARDING
EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.
369
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,466
BUT WE SET THINGS RIGHT.
370
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,969
FRY EVEN RISKED HIS LIFE
TO GET ME A PRESENT.
371
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,471
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER COWORKERS?
372
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,474
DID EITHER OF YOU
EVER STOP TO THINK
373
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,142
ABOUT DR. ZOIDBERG'S FEELINGS?
374
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,243
NO, I SWEAR.
375
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,145
SANTA HAS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
376
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,148
IN HIS SACK FOR YOU TWO.
377
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,851
HO... HO... HO!
378
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,421
[ Screaming ]
379
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,192
* SO LOCK THE DOOR
AND HIT THE FLOOR *
380
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,628
* 'CAUSE SANTA CLAUS
COMES TONIGHT. *
381
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,697
GO AWAY.
382
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,864
WHOA, HOLD ON.
383
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,332
HOW ABOUT INVITING US IN
384
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,501
FOR A TRADITIONAL GLASS
OF HARD CIDER?
385
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,639
OH, ALL RIGHT,
BUT JUST ONE GLASS.
386
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,943
[ Robots Gulping ]
387
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,980
MMM.
388
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,681
[ Woman ]
OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
389
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,816
[ Gulping ]
390
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,317
I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.
391
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,851
[ Scuffling ]
392
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,153
[ Bender ]
GET HER PURSE!
393
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,456
[ Panting ]
394
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,234
PLEASE, LET US LIVE.
395
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,967
WE'LL PUT OUT MILK
AND COOKIES FOR YOU.
396
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,038
YOU DARE BRIBE SANTA?
397
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,573
I'M GOING TO SHOVE COAL
SO FAR UP YOUR STOCKING
398
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,009
YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP DIAMONDS.
399
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,912
[ Screams ]
400
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,323
[ Grunting ]
401
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,359
WE'RE TRAPPED.
402
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,193
I NEVER THOUGHT IT
WOULD END THIS WAY--
403
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,263
GUNNED DOWN
BY SANTA CLAUS.
404
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,929
HONESTLY,
I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.
405
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:42,000
GOOD-BYE, FRY.
406
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,903
GOOD-BYE, LEELA.
407
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,572
HEY, LOOK.
408
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,938
WE'RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE.
409
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,849
YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH
FOR MY TOW MISSILE.
410
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,186
[ Screams ]
411
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,788
[ Squawks ]
412
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,628
UH, YOUR PRESENT
MAY NEED SOME ASSEMBLY.
413
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,400
* ON THE FOURTH DAY OF XMAS,
I STOLE FROM THAT LADY *
414
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,034
* FOUR FAMILY PHOTOS
415
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,635
* THREE JARS OF PENNIES
416
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,305
* TWO FORMER HUSBANDS
417
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,407
* AND A SLIPPER ON A SHOE TREE
418
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,474
YEP!
419
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,311
OH, THANK YOU.
420
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,445
[ Fry ]
HELP!
421
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,980
[ Leela ]
SOMEBODY HELP US!
422
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,215
IT'S HUMANS.
423
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,084
SHALL WE MUG THEM,
ROBOT SIR?
424
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,984
NO, WAIT.
I KNOW THESE GUYS.
425
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,253
THEY GOT NOTHING.
426
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,325
HO... HO... HO!
427
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,291
[ Sputtering ]
428
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,492
YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,
429
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,427
BENDER.
430
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,961
WHAT, ME? I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.
431
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,463
YOU'RE THINKING
OF THE KID.
432
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,666
MY GOD, BENDER,
FRAMING AN ORPHAN.
433
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,135
THAT'S SO NAUGHTY
434
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,771
I'LL HAVE TO ADD IT
TO MY LIST RIGHT NOW.
435
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:56,008
[ To Himself ]
MM, FRAMING...
436
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:01,314
I...N...G...
437
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,481
AN...
438
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,951
AMY, THIS IS FOR YOU--
439
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,654
A SET OF COMBS
FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
440
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,123
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET
441
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,325
BUT I SOLD MY HAIR
TO A WIG MAKER
442
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,027
SO I COULD BUY A SET
OF COMBS FOR HERMES.
443
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,095
OH, THE IRONY.
444
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,029
I SOLD MY HAIR
SO I COULD BUY
445
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,632
THIS THIRD SET OF COMBS
446
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,799
FOR ZOIDBERG.
447
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,800
THANK YOU.
448
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,304
THESE WILL COME IN HANDY
FOR MY NEW HAIR.
449
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,471
[ Gasps ]
450
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,641
FINALLY, I LOOK
AS PRETTY AS I FEEL.
451
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,309
[ Fry And Leela ]
HELP!
452
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,144
OH, LET US IN! HELP US!
453
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,980
OH, HELP! OH, NO!
454
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,215
OH, DEAR.
455
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,151
THEY'LL BE KILLED
ON OUR DOORSTEP
456
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,488
AND THERE'S NO TRASH PICKUP
TILL JANUARY 3.
457
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,788
[ Panting ]
458
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,457
[ Clattering ]
HUH?!
459
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,227
SWEET MANATEE OF GALILEE.
460
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,494
HE'S ON THE ROOF!
461
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,496
[ Rustling ]
462
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,697
QUICK!
463
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,999
THE ARMOR-PLATED
CHIMNEY COVER.
464
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,669
[ Grunting ]
PUSH, PUSH!
465
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,970
USE TEAMWORK!
466
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,241
[ Gasps ]
467
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,746
OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.
468
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,886
YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,
VERY NAUGHTY, INDEED--
469
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,056
EXCEPT YOU,
DR. ZOIDBERG.
470
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,525
THIS IS FOR YOU.
471
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,559
A POGO STICK.
472
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,695
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU
473
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,400
I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN
LIKE WRAPPING PAPER
474
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,836
AND DECK THE HALLS
WITH YOUR GUTS.
475
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:33,072
YEAH? WELL, I DON'T
BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.
476
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,507
COME ON, EVERYBODY.
477
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,009
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM,
HE CAN'T HURT YOU.
478
00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,677
OH, GOD, THE PAIN!
479
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,113
HO HO HO!
480
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,351
TIME TO GET JOLLY
ON YOUR NAUGHTY ASSES.
481
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:48,221
HO... HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
482
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,689
WATCH OUT!
483
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,090
HIS BELLY IS SHAKING LIKE A BOWL
FULL OF NITROGLYCERIN.
484
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,859
[ Beeping ]
485
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,060
RUDOLPH'S NOSE!
486
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,462
HE'S GOING TO BLOW!
487
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,963
[ Beeping ]
488
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,632
[ Screaming ]
489
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,135
AHA.
490
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,638
[ Electricity Crackling ]
491
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,773
YAH!
492
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,317
[ Beeping ]
493
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,984
[ Explodes ]
494
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:26,659
[ Screaming ]
495
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,127
[ All Chattering ]
496
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,564
XMAS DINNER, EVERYONE.
497
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,232
UH, BENDER...
498
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,269
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT BIRD?
499
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,769
I FOUND IT LYING
IN THE STREET
500
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,439
LIKE ALL THE FOOD I COOK.
501
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,340
DIG IN, EVERYONE.
502
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,942
[ Others Groaning ]
503
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:44,977
THANK YOU, SIR.
504
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,313
YOU GOT THE TOENAIL.
505
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,146
[ Sniffing ]
506
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,153
[ Burps ]
507
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:55,521
OH.
508
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,589
LOOK, THE FOOD ISN'T
WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
509
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,825
I'M SO HUNGRY.
510
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,259
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
511
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,961
WE'RE ALL TOGETHER FOR XMAS
512
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,195
AND EVEN THOUGH
I'M SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS
513
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,832
AND MONSTERS AND OLD PEOPLE
514
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,134
I'VE NEVER FELT MORE AT HOME.
515
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,301
HEAR, HEAR.
516
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,538
NOW LET'S ALL OF US
SHUT UP AND SING.
517
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,974
* HE KNOWS WHEN YOU
ARE SLEEPING *
518
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,444
* HE KNOWS
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE CAN *
519
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,480
* HE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN
AND BLAST YOUR ASS *
520
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,115
* FROM HERE TO PAKISTAN
521
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:25,984
* OH
* YOU BETTER NOT BREATHE,
YOU BETTER NOT MOVE *
522
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,555
* YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD,
I'M TELLING YOU, DUDE *
523
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:33,025
* SANTA CLAUS
IS GUNNING YOU DOWN. *
524
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,028
[ Cheering ]
525
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:39,365
MERRY XMAS, EVERYONE.
526
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:05,324
I'LL BE BACK--
BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
527
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:08,760
NEXT XMAS!
528
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,499
HO... HO... HO!
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