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HMM...
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HORSIE TO POINTY GUY SIX.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Fry Chuckling ]
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CHECK.
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HMM...
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GET 'IM, BOYS!
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[ Vicious Yelling And Punching ]
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GOOD MOVE.
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[ Farnsworth ]
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
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WE HAVE A MISSION
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TO FURTHER THE NOBLE CAUSE
OF INTERGALACTIC PEACE.
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NOPE. WATCHING CARTOONS.
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SORRY.
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[ Crashing ]
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WHAT'S THE MISSION?
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IT'S A DELIVERY
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FOR THE DEMOCRATIC
ORDER OF PLANETS.
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DOOP? WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S SIMILAR TO
THE UNITED NATIONS
FROM YOUR TIME, FRY.
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UH...
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OR LIKE THE FEDERATION
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FROM YOUR STAR TREKPROGRAM.
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OH!
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TONIGHT IS THE RIBBON CUTTING
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FOR THE DOOP's NEW HEADQUARTERS.
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WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING?
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SOMETHING WITHOUT WHICH
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NO RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY
COULD PROCEED:
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THE CEREMONIAL
OVERSIZED SCISSORS.
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WE'LL GET THEM THERE
AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T
RUN WITH THEM.
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WOW.
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THERE'S A
MILLION ALIENS.
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I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYTHING
SO MIND-BLOWING.
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OOH! A RECEPTION TABLE
WITH MUFFINS!
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[ Female ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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WELCOME
TO THE RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY
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OF THE DOOP's MAGNIFICENT
NEW HEADQUARTERS
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A FITTING HOME
FOR AN ORGANIZATION
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THAT HAS FOSTERED PEACE
THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE--
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EVEN BETWEEN THE INSECTOIDS
AND THE SPACE LIZARDS.
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[ Chewing ]
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HMM?
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[ Applause ]
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SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE
ON PLANET AMAZONIA?
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BIG RATS THERE.
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ME CRUSH WITH CLUB.
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THAT'S SO INTERESTING.
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MAYBE WE COULD GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER OVER A COFFEE.
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I CAN THINK
OF NO BETTER PLACE
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FOR THIS CENTER OF DIPLOMACY
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THAN HERE IN ORBIT
AROUND THE NEUTRAL PLANET.
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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS
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ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION,
YOUR NEUTRALNESS?
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I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
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[ Applause ]
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I HATE THESE
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FILTHY NEUTRALS, KIFF.
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WITH ENEMIES, YOU KNOW
WHERE THEY STAND
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BUT WITH NEUTRALS,
WHO KNOWS?
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IT SICKENS ME.
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[ Groans ]
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HALT!
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WHY, LEELA
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I DO BELIEVE
WE'VE... MET.
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HE MEANS
YOU GUYS DID IT.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND,
WE'RE HERE TO DELIVER
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THE SCISSORS
FOR THE RIBBON CUTTING.
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- THEN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
- WHAT FOR?
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HOW DO I KNOW
THESE SCISSORS
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AREN'T PART OF
SOME NEUTRAL PLOT?
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BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN SHARP.
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WHO COULD I POSSIBLY
HURT WITH THEM?
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THE YARN PEOPLE
OF NYLAR FOUR.
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[ Speaking Alien Language ]
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SO, A PLAN
TO ASSASSINATE
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A WEIRD-LOOKING
ALIEN WITH SCISSORS--
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HOW VERY NEUTRAL OF YOU.
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WHAT?
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THAT WAS ALMOST
THE PERFECT CRIME
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BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING:
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ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS...
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BUT PAPER COVERS ROCK
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AND SCISSORS CUTS PAPER.
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KIFF, WE HAVE A CONUNDRUM.
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[ Groans ]
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SEARCH THEM FOR PAPER...
AND BRING ME A ROCK.
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WHY?
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[ Zapp ]
SO BEAUTIFUL
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YET SO NEUTRAL.
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DRAG THEM
TO THE SHIP.
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AND NOW, TO CUT THE RIBBON
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THE LEGENDARY DOOP CAPTAIN
WHO JUST RETURNED
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FROM A TRIUMPHANT CARPET BOMBING
OF EDEN SEVEN...
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ZAPP BRANNIGAN!
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[ Applause ]
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WHAT MAKES A MAN TURN NEUTRAL?
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LUST FOR GOLD?
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POWER? OR WERE
YOU JUST BORN
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WITH A HEART FULL
OF NEUTRALITY?
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UM, SIR...
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTTING
THE RIBBON RIGHT NOW.
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NO MATTER--
I'LL SIMPLY CUT IT FROM HERE
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WITH THE SHIP'S LASER.
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SIR, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WISE.
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KIFF, IF THERE'S
ONE THING I DON'T NEED
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IT'S YOUR "I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WISE" ATTITUDE.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Applause ]
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AAH!
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[ Screaming ]
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WHOOPSIE-DAISY.
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ZAPP BRANNIGAN
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YOU STAND ACCUSED
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OF BLOWING UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS.
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HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
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ABSOLUTELY 99% NOT GUILTY.
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THEN THE PROSECUTOR
WILL CALL HIS FIRST WITNESS.
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YOUR HONOR...
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I'M JUST A SIMPLE HYPER-CHICKEN
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FROM A BACKWOODS ASTEROID,
BUT IF IT PLEASE THE COURT
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I RECKON I'LL CALL
THE ENTIRE JURY.
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[ All Gasping ]
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[ All Murmuring ]
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I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.
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MEMBERS OF THE JURY
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DID Y'ALL HAPPEN
TO CATCH A GANDER
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AT WHO BLEW UP
THAT THERE DOOP
HEADQUARTERS?
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THAT'S THE GUY
RIGHT THERE.
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RIGHT OVER
THERE.
YES, INDEED.
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AND ARE Y'ALL
GOING TO VOTE
TO CONVICT HIM?
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[ All Mumbling
In Agreement ]
OH, YEAH.
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THE JURY IS INSTRUCTED
TO DISREGARD ITS OWN TESTIMONY.
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YOUR HONOR, THE
PROSECUTION RESTS.
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[ Clucking ]
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THE EVIDENCE AGAINST
ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS STRONG
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HOWEVER, IN LIGHT
OF HIS YEARS OF SERVICE
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AND THE INCOMPETENCE
OF THIS HILLBILLY PROSECUTOR
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I'M AFRAID I MUST
DISMISS ALL CHARGES.
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[ Crowd Murmuring ]
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DISMISS ALL CHARGES?
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YOUR HONOR,
I KNOW THE CASE IS CLOSED
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AND YOU'VE RENDERED YOUR VERDICT
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BUT I WANT TO TESTIFY.
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I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.
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NOW, MS. LEELA,
ON THE DATE IN QUESTION
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WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT
WEARING A HOOPSKIRT?
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THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.
WHAT MATTERS IS
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ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS THE SORRIEST
CAPTAIN I'VE EVER SEEN
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AND I SAW THE IDIOT
BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS
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WITH MY OWN EYE.
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[ Murmuring ]
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I'D LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE
THE WITNESS.
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I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.
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WE'VE MET BEFORE, HAVE WE NOT?
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YES.
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AND ON THAT OCCASION,
DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE?
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MAY I REMIND YOU,
YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH.
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[ Groans ]
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YES.
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PLEASE POINT OUT
THE PERSON IN THIS COURTROOM
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YOU HAD SEX WITH.
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WHOO!
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AND HIS NAME IS?
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ZAPP BRANNIGAN.
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THE VERY SAME ZAPP BRANNIGAN
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WHO DID NOT BLOW UP
DOOP HEADQUARTERS.
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I REST MY CASE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURY
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YOU MAY BEGIN
YOUR DELIBERATIONS.
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YOUR HONOR,
WE HAVE REACHED A VERDICT.
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WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... GUILTY.
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WHOO!
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ZAPP BRANNIGAN
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YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED
OF YOUR RANK AS CAPTAIN
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AND DISMISSED
FROM THE DOOP.
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[ Gavel Bangs ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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I'D LIKE TO MAKE
ONE FINAL STATEMENT.
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KIFF, COME HERE
AND HOLD UP THE FLAG.
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AND WAVE IT A LITTLE,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
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MY FRIENDS, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY
A MAN'S TITLE AND HIS UNIFORM
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BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY
HIS INTEGRITY OR HIS HONOR.
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PLUS,
IT WAS MOSTLY KIFF'S FAULT.
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WHAT?
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KIFF KROKER, YOU ARE ALSO
STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK
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AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED.
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[ Stammering ]
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[ Groaning ]
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ONE DAY A MAN HAS EVERYTHING
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AND THE NEXT DAY HE BLOWS UP
A $400 BILLION SPACE STATION
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AND THE NEXT DAY
HE HAS NOTHING.
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IT MAKES YOU THINK.
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NO, IT DOESN'T.
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COME, KIFF.
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IT'S TIME TO BEGIN
OUR LIFE AS CIVILIANS.
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THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER.
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[ Introduction To "Everybody's Talkin'" Playing ]
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♪ EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' AT ME ♪
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♪ I DON'T HEAR
A WORD THEY'RE SAYING ♪
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♪ ONLY THE ECHOES OF MY MIND ♪
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♪ PEOPLE STOP AND STARE ♪
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♪ I CAN'T SEE THEIR FACES ♪
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♪ ONLY THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ OF THEIR EYES ♪
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♪ I'M GOING WHERE THE SUN
KEEPS SHINING... ♪
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♪ THROUGH THE POURING RAIN ♪
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HEY, BENDER?
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YEAH?
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[ Laughing ]
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WHOA!
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ALL RIGHT...
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THIS IS THE THIRD HOSE FIGHT
I'VE BROKEN UP TODAY
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AND THE SECOND ONE
USING ACTUAL HOSES.
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NOW, MOVE YOUR
LAZY ASSES
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AND START SCRUBBING THE SHIP
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LIKE I ORDERED YOU TO.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET
SO MAD, LEELA.
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YEAH, FRY ALREADY WIPED OFF
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SOME OF THE DIRT
WITH HIS FINGER.
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[ Chuckling ]
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[ Doorbell Ringing ]
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ZAPP?
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LEELA, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN
WHO EVER LOVED ME.
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I NEVER LOVED YOU.
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I MEAN PHYSICALLY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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JUST LET ME WORK
FOR A LITTLE FOOD.
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PERHAPS I COULD PAINT A FENCE
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OR SERVICE YOU SEXUALLY
OR MOP THE FLOORS.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
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KIFF MIGHT.
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LEELA, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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JUST A BROKEN-DOWN HOBO
WHO'S HIT ROCK BOTTOM
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AND HIS COMMANDING OFFICER.
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WHY, YOU'RE THAT
DISGRACED STARSHIP CAPTAIN.
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HAVING HIM ON STAFF
WOULD DISTRACT PEOPLE
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FROM OUR HORRENDOUS
SAFETY RECORD.
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COME IN!
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I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET
OUR NEW EMPLOYEES.
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UH... WHICH ONES ARE NEW?
245
00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:36,413
THE GREEN DUDE
246
00:10:36,481 --> 00:10:37,517
AND THE FAT MAN.
247
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:39,654
HMM, I COULD SWEAR
I'VE NEVER SEEN
248
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:41,413
THAT ROBOT
BEFORE, EITHER.
249
00:10:41,481 --> 00:10:42,826
I'M BENDER.
250
00:10:42,895 --> 00:10:44,793
YOU KNOW, THE LOVABLE RASCAL.
251
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:48,724
OH, YES, YES,
MY GOOD FRIEND, OF COURSE.
252
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,206
ANYWAY...
253
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,826
WHOEVER YOU ALL ARE,
I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
254
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:57,240
YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY
TO STUMBOS FOUR
255
00:10:57,309 --> 00:11:00,895
A PLANET WITH SUCH HIGH GRAVITY,
YOU'LL MOST LIKELY BE CRUSHED
256
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,000
UNDER THE WEIGHT
OF YOUR OWN HAIR.
257
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,379
ENJOY!
258
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,309
SO, THIS LEELA
259
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,793
I KNOW SHE'S
A VERY SENSUOUS WOMAN
260
00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:15,274
BUT WHAT MANNER OF CAPTAIN
IS SHE?
261
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:16,447
SHE'S REALLY STRICT.
262
00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:17,447
AND MEAN.
263
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,895
I SEE.
264
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:21,517
DOES SHE, BY ANY CHANCE,
GIVE THE CREW MEMBERS SPANKINGS?
265
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,654
NO, SHE JUST MAKES US
DO WORK AND STUFF.
266
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,931
GOOD, GOOD.
267
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,861
BUT SHOULD SHE EVER INSTITUTE
268
00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,240
SOME SORT OF BARE-BOTTOM
SPANKING POLICY
269
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:30,724
LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE.
270
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,309
I WON'T HAVE MY COMRADES HARMED.
271
00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:35,274
HEY, THIS GUY'S
ALL RIGHT.
272
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:40,206
HERE'S TO US
POOR SCHMOES...
273
00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:41,447
WORKING FOR THE MAN.
274
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:44,586
EVEN IF HE IS
A HOT, SEXY, FEMALE MAN.
275
00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,000
MM.
276
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,724
I'VE COMPUTED OUR LANDING
COORDINATES, CAPTAIN.
277
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:53,793
THANKS, KIFF.
278
00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:54,793
VERY NICE WORK.
279
00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:55,654
[ Sighs ]
280
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:56,586
WAIT. WHAT?
281
00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:59,136
I SAID, "VERY NICE WORK."
282
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:03,206
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
283
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,309
MMM!
284
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,965
OKAY, CREW, LISTEN UP.
285
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,724
YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER
THESE 40 PILLOWS TO THAT HOTEL.
286
00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:15,274
THEY'RE NOT VERY HEAVY
287
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,136
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME
NOT COMPLAINING.
288
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,481
THEY'RE NOT HEAVY IN HERE
289
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,206
BECAUSE WE HAVE
AN ANTI-GRAV PUMP
290
00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,033
BUT ONCE YOU GET OUT
ON THE SURFACE
291
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,826
THE GRAVITY WILL BE
VERY INTENSE.
292
00:12:23,895 --> 00:12:25,172
HEY, NO PROB.
293
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,758
THIS LEAD APRON
WILL PROTECT ME.
294
00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:29,724
I DON'T WANT ANY SCREWUPS.
295
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,895
USE THE HOVER DOLLY
296
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,931
AND JUST DELIVER
ONE PILLOW AT A TIME.
297
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,413
HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA--
298
00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,447
LET'S DELIVER ALL
THE PILLOWS AT ONCE.
299
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,206
- YEAH.
- THAT'S USING THE OLD NOODLE.
300
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,620
[ All Grunting ]
301
00:12:50,481 --> 00:12:52,481
COME ON, GIRDLE.
302
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:53,586
HOLD.
303
00:12:53,654 --> 00:12:54,895
[ Groaning ]
304
00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:58,379
UH-OH.
305
00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,067
[ Grunting ]
306
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:03,447
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
307
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,136
SOME BREAKING OCCURRED.
308
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,481
THE DOLLY WAS INVOLVED.
THAT'S ABOUT ALL WE KNOW.
309
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:10,861
I TOLD YOU DUMB APES
NOT TO OVERLOAD IT.
310
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:13,724
EACH OF THOSE PILLOWS
WEIGHS 150 POUNDS HERE.
311
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,931
ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET YOUR
PANTIES IN A KNOT.
312
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,654
WE'LL JUST USE
THE BACKUP DOLLY.
313
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:18,965
I'LL START LOADING
UP THE PILLOWS.
314
00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,413
[ Leela ]
NO WAY, JACK.
315
00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:21,931
YOU DISOBEYED AN ORDER
316
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,826
SO NOW YOU HAVE TO DELIVER
ALL 40 PILLOWS BY HAND.
317
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:28,344
LET ME ASK YOU A SERIOUS
QUESTION, LEELA.
318
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,067
DOES THE COMPANY
THAT MADE YOUR BRA
319
00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,206
MAKE A GIRDLE AS WELL?
320
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,758
I ASK BECAUSE
A FRIEND OF MINE...
321
00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:33,965
JUST GET TO WORK.
322
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:37,413
[ Grunting ]
323
00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:40,000
[ Imitating Leela ]
"I'M LEELA. GET TO WORK.
NA, NA, NA."
324
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,000
I AGREE.
325
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,206
[ Kiff ]
THE POINT IS
326
00:13:42,274 --> 00:13:43,895
IT'S JUST SO HUMILIATING
327
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,309
WORKING FOR THAT MAN.
328
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:50,413
ONCE, HE ACTUALLY ORDERED ME
TO SHAVE HIS ARMPITS
329
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,447
WHILE HE WAS IN THE BATHTUB.
330
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,895
SO I SAID TO HIM...
331
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,344
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE TALK
332
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:58,206
ABOUT SOMETHING
BESIDES ZAPP FOR A WHILE?
333
00:13:58,274 --> 00:13:59,517
OH, ALL RIGHT.
334
00:13:59,586 --> 00:14:00,931
UM...
335
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,309
WELL, HOW ABOUT
THEM, UM... OKAY.
336
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,413
WELL, THERE HE WAS
IN THE TUB, ALL RIGHT?
337
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:08,379
[ Sighs ]
338
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,206
[ Grunting ]
339
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,861
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
340
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:17,447
AH... SOME GOOD,
OLD HIGH-GRAVITY RAIN.
341
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,413
THAT'LL COOL US OFF.
342
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:19,447
[ Grunts ]
343
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,931
OW.
344
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,965
OW, OW!
345
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,172
[ All Grunting And Groaning ]
346
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,000
THIS IS ALL LEELA'S FAULT.
347
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,274
YEAH.
348
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,067
IF SHE HAD LET US USE
THE BACKUP DOLLY
349
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,240
WE COULD HAVE BROKEN IT
350
00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:32,758
GIVEN UP,
AND GONE HOME BY NOW.
351
00:14:32,826 --> 00:14:33,826
YOU KNOW, BOYS
352
00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:36,102
A GOOD CAPTAIN NEEDS
MANY SKILLS
353
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,447
SUCH AS BOLDNESS, DARING
AND A VELOUR UNIFORM
354
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:43,067
AND I'M NOT CONVINCED LEELA
HAS ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
355
00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:45,206
AH, LEELA'S NOT THAT BAD.
356
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:47,379
I JUST WISH SHE DIDN'T
MAKE US WORK SO MUCH.
357
00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:49,172
BACK WHEN I WAS CAPTAIN
358
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,965
ALL I ASKED FROM MY MEN WAS
THEIR COMPLETE LOYALTY.
359
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,826
IF I HAD THAT,
THEN FOR ALL I CARED
360
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,136
THEY COULD SIT AROUND
THE WHOLE DAY DRINKING BEER
361
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:57,413
IN THEIR UNDERPANTS.
362
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,447
BEER?
363
00:14:58,517 --> 00:14:59,895
UNDERPANTS?
364
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,654
AH.
AH.
365
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:04,620
BUT NOW, ZAPP'S NOT
CAPTAIN ANYMORE.
366
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,620
I'M FREE!
367
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,793
OH, YOU HEAR THAT?
368
00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,309
I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING.
369
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,586
THIS IS A MUTINY!
370
00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:11,654
[ Groaning ]
371
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,586
YOU'RE OUT
OF HERE, LADY.
372
00:15:13,654 --> 00:15:15,172
ZAPP'S THE
NEW CAPTAIN.
373
00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:19,586
ALL HAIL THE NEW CAPTAIN.
374
00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,240
[ Zip ]
375
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,895
LEELA, YOU MAY BE
A FORMIDABLE
376
00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,481
DOER OF THE NASTY
377
00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,688
BUT I AM FORCED
TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR POST.
378
00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:35,240
ON WHAT GROUNDS,
YOU SLOBBERING OAF?
379
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,033
FAILURE TO PREVENT A MUTINY.
380
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,688
THROW HER IN THE BRIG.
381
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,793
WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG.
382
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:41,586
THEN THROW HER
IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM
383
00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:44,309
WHICH WILL HEREAFTER
BE REFERRED TO AS THE BRIG.
384
00:15:46,274 --> 00:15:49,309
YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME
TO BE CAPTAIN ANYMORE?
385
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,481
YOU GOT IT, GENIUS.
386
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,758
BUT DIDN'T I DO A GOOD JOB?
387
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,758
YOU WERE MEAN,
AND YOU YELLED
388
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,517
AND YOU MADE US DO
ALL THAT WORK.
389
00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:58,965
SOMETIMES, A CAPTAIN NEEDS
TO DO THOSE THINGS.
390
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,413
BESIDES, I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS.
391
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:02,586
YEAH, WELL
392
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:06,102
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SUCH A MEAN CAPTAIN, THEN.
393
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,724
DON'T WORRY, LEELA.
394
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,931
SOON, WE'LL BE
ABLE TO LOOK BACK
ON THIS AND LAUGH.
395
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,033
[ Cruel Laughing ]
396
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:18,931
BACK IN MY OLD UNIFORM.
397
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,309
AND IT NEARLY STILL FITS
398
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,758
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT
FATTENING HOBO CUISINE.
399
00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:25,895
WHAT SHALL I DO WITH
YOUR CIVILIAN CLOTHES, SIR?
400
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,688
TAKE THEM TO
THE LAUNDRY BRIG.
401
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,517
SO, DO I HAVE
YOUR LOYALTY, MEN?
402
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:31,965
TO THE ENDS
OF THE UNIVERSE.
403
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,413
TEN HUNDRED PERCENT.
404
00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:35,551
THAT'S NOT NEARLY LOYAL ENOUGH.
405
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,793
I ORDER YOU TO SIT AROUND
AND DRINK BEER
406
00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:39,654
UNTIL YOU'RE AS LOYAL
AS KIFF HERE.
407
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,620
YES, SIR, SIR.
408
00:16:41,688 --> 00:16:43,826
UM, MAY I HAVE
A BEER, SIR?
409
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:46,586
NO, YOU'RE LOYAL
ENOUGH ALREADY.
410
00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:47,931
MEANWHILE, I HAVE A PLAN.
411
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,067
WE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY ATTACK
412
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:52,240
OUR ARCHENEMY,
THE NEUTRAL PLANET.
413
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,413
OH, GEEZ.
414
00:16:53,481 --> 00:16:56,000
ONCE THE NEUTRAL
WAR MACHINE LIES IN RUINS
415
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,379
I'LL BE A HERO AGAIN
416
00:16:57,447 --> 00:17:00,102
AND THE DOOP WILL
REINSTATE ME AS CAPTAIN.
417
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:03,620
BUT, SIR, THAT PLAN
MAKES NO SENSE.
418
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:04,862
MAYBE NOT TO YOU, KIFF.
419
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,275
BUT IF I RECALL CORRECTLY
420
00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:09,000
YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALED
IN DISGRACE.
421
00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,550
OOH, BURN!
422
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,344
NAILED YOU, BUDDY.
423
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,619
PREPARE TO CONTINUE
424
00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:20,275
THE EPIC STRUGGLE
BETWEEN GOOD AND NEUTRAL.
425
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:21,723
THIS IS AWESOME.
426
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,550
WE'RE GOING TO BE, LIKE,
"POW, POW, POW!"
427
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,964
AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE,
[ Screams ]
428
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,136
[ Imitating Explosions ]
429
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:29,000
AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE PANCAKES
TO CELEBRATE
430
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,172
AND I'LL BE, LIKE...
431
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,309
[ Making Eating Sounds ]
432
00:17:31,378 --> 00:17:32,619
PRECISELY.
433
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:36,103
NOW, IN THE NAME OF ALL
THAT IS GOOD AND HONORABLE
434
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:37,826
WE'LL CALL THE NEUTRAL PRESIDENT
435
00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:39,895
WITH A MESSAGE OF PEACE,
THEN BLAST HIM.
436
00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:42,689
YES, SIR, SIRDY,
SIR, SIR, SIR!
437
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:45,240
FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR.
438
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,723
This is Zapp Brannigan
439
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,344
of the good ship...
Planet Expressship.
440
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:58,205
I come swinging
the olive branch of peace.
441
00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,000
SHOULD WE TRUST HIM,
YOUR NEUTRALNESS?
442
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:04,550
ALL I KNOW IS,
MY GUT SAYS, "MAYBE."
443
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,067
WHAT NOW, CHIEF?
444
00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,378
NOW, WE CRASH THE SHIP
INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERS
445
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,517
KILLING THEM
IN A HELLISH FIRESTORM
446
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,689
FROM WHICH NO LIVING THING
CAN ESCAPE.
447
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,517
GOOD, GOOD.
THEN WHAT?
448
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,689
THEN YOUR MISSION
IS COMPLETE.
449
00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,654
I, MEANWHILE,
WILL HAVE EJECTED TO SAFETY
450
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,517
WEARING THE ONLY SPACE SUIT
ON BOARD.
451
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:25,862
[ Whooping And Hollering ]
452
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,205
WAIT A SECOND.
IS THIS PLAN
GOING TO KILL US?
453
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,378
OF COURSE.
454
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,378
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I MEANT BY LOYALTY?
455
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,550
NOW, HELP ME INTO
THE ONLY SPACE SUIT.
456
00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:35,172
IT LOOKS A BIT SWEATY
IN THERE
457
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,275
SO YOU MAY NEED
TO APPLY BABY POWDER.
458
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,654
LEELA, WE WANT YOU
TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN.
459
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,034
LET ME GUESS:
460
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,205
HE CANCELED NAP TIME?
461
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,034
HE RAN OUT OF BEER?
462
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,517
SO HE'S ABOUT TO KILL US.
463
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,895
WE WANT LEELA
TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN.
464
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,448
SO, IT'S MUTINY, IS IT?
465
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,586
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.
466
00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:58,378
COME, KIFF, LET'S EJECT.
467
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,205
I FOUND A CHILDREN'S SPACE SUIT
YOU CAN WEAR.
468
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,964
WELL, TO BE HONEST, SIR
469
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:03,758
I'D RATHER STAY HERE
WITH CAPTAIN LEELA.
470
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,586
SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS
TO WHAT I HAVE TO...
471
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,448
[ Muffled Speech ]
472
00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,000
OH, NO!
473
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,378
HE'S DISABLED THE STEERING!
474
00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:23,689
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
475
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,689
LEELA, SAVE ME!
476
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,000
AND YOURSELF, I GUESS.
477
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:30,067
AND MY BANJO!
478
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,034
AND FRY!
479
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,654
OKAY, OKAY.
480
00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:34,964
WE HAVE ONE CHANCE.
481
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,067
ARE YOU WILLING TO DO
WHAT I SAY AS CAPTAIN?
482
00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:37,931
ABSOLUTELY.
483
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,619
EVEN IF I MAKE YOU WORK HARD?
484
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,931
AS YOUR GOD IS MY WITNESS.
485
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,448
THEN GO GET THE
HOVER DOLLY YOU
DIDN'TBREAK
486
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,240
AND LOAD ALL THE DARK MATTER
INTO THE LEFT ENGINE.
487
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:49,413
OH, MAN,
THAT CRAP'S HEAVY!
488
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,448
- AND WARM.
- JUST DO IT!
489
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,413
[ Siren Sounding ]YOUR NEUTRALNESS,
IT'S A BEIGE ALERT.
490
00:19:57,481 --> 00:19:58,964
IF I DON'T SURVIVE
491
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:01,067
TELL MY WIFE, "HELLO."
492
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,205
HURRY!
493
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:05,413
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
AT THE AGE OF 25!
494
00:20:05,481 --> 00:20:07,758
Honey, unless we
hit a time warp
495
00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:09,758
I wouldn't
worry about it.
496
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,517
[ Grunting ]
497
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,067
IT'S TOO LOW!
498
00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,136
QUICK!
499
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,240
[ Both Grunting ]
500
00:20:25,378 --> 00:20:26,758
[ Leela ]
YOU DID IT!
501
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,481
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!
502
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,309
[ Cheering ]
503
00:20:30,378 --> 00:20:32,619
AND NO ONE WILL HAVE TO PUNISH
ANYONE FOR THE MUTINY!
504
00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,826
AND SO,
WHEN CAPTAIN LEELA PANICKED--
505
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,792
PERHAPS DISTRACTED
BY FEMALE TROUBLES--
506
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:44,413
MY QUICK THINKING ALLOWED ME
TO DO WHATEVER I DID
507
00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:45,448
TO SAVE THE DAY.
508
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:46,758
CAPTAIN LEELA
509
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:49,723
IS THIS RAMBLING STORY
OF MAGIC AND HEROISM TRUE?
510
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:50,758
WELL, ACTUALLY...
511
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,136
THAT-A-GIRL!
512
00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:55,205
IF THEY DON'T TAKE HIM BACK,
WE CAN KEEP HIM AS CAPTAIN.
513
00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,344
[ Clicks Tongue ]
514
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,862
YOUR HONOR, IT'S ALL TRUE--
515
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,413
MY FEMALE INCOMPETENCE,
ZAPP'S CATLIKE REFLEXES
516
00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:03,826
THE STUFF THAT MADE NO SENSE,
ALL OF IT.
517
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,689
[ All Gasp ] [ Chicken Squawk ]
518
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,619
IN THAT CASE,
ZAPP BRANNIGAN
519
00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:11,309
I HEREBY RESTORE YOUR RANK
AND PARKING PRIVILEGES.
520
00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:12,723
[ Satisfied Chuckle ]
521
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,378
[ Cheering ]
522
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,517
OH, FOO!
523
00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:17,689
COME, KIFF
524
00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:20,034
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
525
00:21:20,103 --> 00:21:21,172
[ Clicks Tongue ]
526
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,448
[ Groaning ]
527
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,964
I'LL CALL AND TELL
YOU ABOUT IT.
528
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,378
[ Sighs ]
529
00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,205
LEELA
530
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,619
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT EVEN
THOUGH YOU'RE MEAN
531
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,964
YOU'RE THE BEST
CAPTAIN EVER.
532
00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:37,448
YEAH, YOU'RE ONE
DYNAMITE LADY.
533
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:38,448
CAN WE HAVE THE WEEK OFF?
534
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:39,448
NO!
535
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,034
PLEASE?
536
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:42,792
COME ON, CAPTAIN.
537
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:44,550
OH, ALL RIGHT.
538
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,654
NO TIME OFF!
539
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,172
OH, MAN.
540
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,689
LET'S MUTINY.
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