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I didn't hear a word you said.

Knull.

- Knull. - No!

Shush, shush, shush, shush.

This is serious, Eddie.

Let's just not talk.

Quiet.

What does this Xyla-Xyn-Xyn-thingy,

this symbiote hunter, want with you anyway?

It doesn't. It wants us. We have something it needs.

We only have this shitty shirt, we got one boot and sunburn.

And the codex.

The what, now?

I'll show you.

Damn it, what are you doing?

Let's say you died. I could bring you back to life.

Well, I like that.

But if I did, our separate life forces

would become one single force called a codex.

What the hell is a codex?

It's a key. A key that unlocks a cage.

The prison on Klyntar.

It would free our creator.

Well, thank God we haven't died.

Yeah, except that one time.

Oh, no. No.

So you're telling me we're carrying this thing.

That's why the Xenophage is hunting us.

What do we do?

She can only see the codex

when a symbiote is in its full true form.

Right.

You mean you can't come out?

I can do this. I can do this.

But if I fully transform,

the codex sends her a tracking signal.

She'll find us, rip it out of our spine

and free Knull from Klyntar.

So how do we get rid of this codex?

As long as you and I both live, the codex exists.

- If one of us should die... - No.

...the codex would die.

- That's not gonna work for me. - Nor me!

That Xenophage was fast.

It won't take long for the feds to tie us

to those four headless bodies we left in Mexico.

- We gotta get out of here. - Yeah, we better go.

Ah!

Four legs are better than one.

Be honest with me, buddy.

How fast do you think you can get that thing to go?

Without killing it.

Only one way to find out.

Don't scare him. Don't scare horsey-horsey-horse.

Nice horsey.

Hey.

Nice horsey.

Surprise, horsey!

I love horsey!

Oh!

Let's go. Whoa!

Yeehaw!

Ride me, cowboy!

You are an asshole!

I swear to God, when I get off this horse,

I'm gonna kick your ass, you mother--

Now that's horsepower!

Safe haven?

No. They're not here for a safe haven.

How about a new home? Evict the current tenants.

I think you've watched too many alien invasion movies, Rex.

Have I?

They were running. That's what he said.

Don't kid yourself.

They were always migrating.

A meteor carrying symbiote life

crashes on Earth, and they all survive.

Coincidence?

Give me a break.

All right.

Let's go get 'em.

You're so desperate to believe

that they're here for altruistic reasons.

Makes you dangerous.

We just intercepted an emergency call

from an Airbus out of Mexico

saying a man jumped off the plane over Sequoia.

We'll take the Osprey.

Eyes wide, Paine.

I can't feel my balls.

That...

That was horrible.

Visual on suspect.

Take him out.

- Collect the symbiote. - Team Six engaged.

Disengage harness. Let's go.

Oh!

Oh.

No! The codex!

Can't let you die.

Where did that come from?

- Morph! - Copy.

- Time to go! - Hell yeah!

What happened?

There's something else out here.

- Something else? - He said this would happen.

I just lost three people.

Can you collect any samples?

Samples?

Those were not feds.

Those were some special forces shit.

They were trying to kill us.

Yeah.

Yeah, great. Great. So now we have the cops,

the United States Army

and some creature from hell hunting us.

Oh, God, I just saw blood mist spray

out of the back of an alien's face.

I killed someone.

They didn't give you a choice.

You didn't give me a choice.

I couldn't get to you.

Not in the rapids. A year ago when you stole my life.

We've been together for a whole year?

A year too long. Just stay hidden

while we get to New York without getting killed.

We need you to come out.

The thing you talked about, the creature...

It's here.

It killed some people.

Wow.

He's so beautiful.

I sense...

I sense my own.

And yet,

the one Knull seeks is not here.

Hmm.

What does he seek?

The black one.

Brock's symbiote?

He's the only one who carries a codex.

The end is Knull.

You need your suit.

Still worried about giving this thing a cold?

Venom carries the key to Knull's freedom.

He must never obtain it.

Or your race will be killed.

You.

And you.

And...

you.

Everyone, everything.

How do we stop whatever's up there from coming down here?

You can't.

He's older than the universe.

He needs the key.

Then everything will end.

How do we stop him from getting it?

If the symbiote and the host are alive,

then the codex is alive.

And if one of them dies?

The codex dies.

The codex dies.

- Rex, you can't be serious. - Oh, I'm game.

Destroying the codex is the only way

it remains unobtainable. Right?

Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you.

Destroying it?

We have barely even scratched the surface.

My people are dead.

Something is coming that cannot be beaten.

I'm stopping all this shit right now.

Science is sacrifice.

Teddy.

This is serious.

Listen to her.

Have you spoken to your family recently?

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

I smell wet dog. And sausamages!

Hey, friend-o.

You okay, there?

No, I'm not okay.

Uh...

It's pretty wild out there.

- I know. - Yeah.

You hungry?

Yes.

Come over.

Thank you.

- So this is my wife, Nova Moon. - Hi.

And these are my kids. Echo and Leaf.

- A lifetime in therapy. - Don't.

Huh?

Don't you dare! Wow. How beautiful are your children.

And that's Blue.

- Who is a... - Dog.

And I'm Martin.

- Hey, Martin. - Hey.

I'm Eddie.

- Nice to meet you, Eddie. - You too. Pleasure.

- Come, sit, please. Come on. - Okay. Thank you.

Jesus Christ.

So, right.

Oh.

So nothing died on that plate. Namaste, man.

- Thank you. - Hard pass!

Oh, dear.

- Eddie, where you headed? - New York.

Oh, wow.

- Yeah. - All right.

Long way to New York with naked shrimps, man.

Yeah.

We could ride you out to Vegas.

Yeah.

These people are weird, I'm telling you.

That would be so kind. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Of course. Life's one big adventure.

Who doesn't love making new friends?

- Right? - Right?

This guy is so one of those serial killer hitchhikers

from my favorite murder podcast.

- Ha-ha! - Baby. Not now.

How has social services not taken us away yet?

She... She... She's joking.

- I'm not. - Please, honey.

So we're riding the Extraterrestrial Highway.

- Yeah. - The whatchamawhosit?

It's the road that leads to Area 51.

See if we can spot us an alien

before they shut the place down forever, you know?

It's, uh, it's my lifelong dream.

We could show him right now!

Not a believer?

Actually, Martin...

How do I put this?

- I am. - Oh.

Actually, I am a big, big believer.

- You're not that big. - Oh, you a comedian now?

No, actually, I was in IT.

- Were you? - Yeah.

- That's so cool. - Oh, thanks.

I hope you don't get disappointed, you know?

And I hope that if you do find one, I hope you meet...

a really good alien, not a...

not a bad...

one.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Well...

I know a dark force when I see one, Eddie.

It's kinda hot in here.

Oh, you'll get used to it.

AC's really bad for your health, you know.

All right. Family ready?

- Yup. - Guest ready?

Let's rock this camper.

♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪

Oh, I love a singalong!

♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪

Shoot me in the face.

♪ Take your protein pills and put your helmet on ♪

Oh, yeah!

- This is my jam! - Ten...

...nine...

...eight, seven, six...

♪ Commencing countdown, engines on ♪

...five, four...

...three, two, one

♪ Check ignition and may God's love be with you ♪

- Liftoff -

- Come on, Eddie, sing along! - I'm good, thanks.

You know the words!

Just think of this as the tour bus.

We're the band, and you can be the groupie.

Come on! Don't be square.

Don't get me started.

♪ This is Major Tom to ground control ♪

♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪

♪ And I'm floating in a most peculiar way ♪

Cheer up!

♪ And the stars look very different today ♪

Why?

- ♪ For here am I ♪ - Why is this happening?

- ♪ Sitting in a tin can ♪ - Can made of tin!

♪ Far above the world ♪

Like a bathtub, Eddie.

♪ Planet Earth is blue ♪

♪ And there's nothing I can do ♪

♪ This is ground control to Major Tom ♪

Sometimes I think we would

have been happier with a life like this.

♪ And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear ♪

You know?

Yep.

♪ Now it's time to leave the capsule... ♪

- I know. - ♪ ...if you dare ♪

♪ This is Major Tom to ground control ♪

♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪

♪ And I'm floating in a most peculiar way ♪

♪ And the stars look very different today ♪

♪ For here am I sitting in a tin can ♪

♪ Far above the world ♪

You like chocolate?

Shh.

They don't let us eat sugar.

They don't?

I have a friend who loves chocolate. Thank you.

It's very kind of you.

I don't wanna see an alien.

You don't?

It's scary.

Okay.

Well, you know, it's okay to be scared.

I'm scared, like...

like, all the time.

Promise I won't see one?

Buddy.

Aliens are not real.

Okay?

I promise.

Okay?

You said the right thing.

You would make a good dad.

We've come a long way, you and me.

We have many more roads to travel, buddy.

Wouldn't that be nice?

You say something?

Mm? No. Just dreaming, I guess.

Hm.

That's the Nierika.

"Nierika"?

Yeah.

There's a doorway in our minds

that usually remains hidden and secret

until the time of death.

Crazy things in this world, Eddie.

You can see 'em if you're open.

Oh, I seen them.

Hm.

I'm glad we didn't eat this fine family.

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Now that I've lost everything to you ♪

♪ You say you want to start something new ♪

♪ And it's breaking my heart you're leaving ♪

♪ Baby, I'm grieving ♪

♪ But if you want to leave, take good care... ♪

Welcome to the city of second chances.

Woah!

♪ Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world ♪

♪ It's hard to get by just upon a smile... ♪

Thank you, thank you.

Take care, buddy. Thank you.

Stay, Blue. Stay.

Thank you. Take care, Blue.

Vegas.

Listen, I just want you to have this.

- Please. And... - Oh, Martin, that's a lot of--

- Thank you. - Quality support cushioning.

Plus, they come with an antimicrobial footbed.

No! Reject them. Worse than Crocs.

Thank you.

♪ Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world ♪

♪ But I'll always remember you ♪

Goodbye, Martin.

It's goodbye for now.

That's what I like to think, Eddie.

Okay, bye.

Hey, Martin.

You know that doorway...

The Nierika?

Yeah. It's open.

All right? Just...

Be safe.

Okay.

Thanks.

Oh, Jesus.

Well, this is an all-time low.

You have chocolate!

Mm!

Yum!

I would like to see her when we get to New York, Eddie.

You know, she was built

to welcome visitors to America, buddy.

And that's you.

You think so, Eddie?

Oh, yeah. I know so.

When we get out of this mess, we'll go see her.

We'll say, "Hi, Lady Liberty."

And see a Broadway show!

Yeah, sure.

Wow!

I know how much you hate musicals.

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

What's next, Thelma?

Well, Louise,

I'm not sure 20 bucks is gonna get us much

in the way of a motor transport.

And I'm not ever riding an alien horse again.

So I guess it looks like we're stealing cars.

No, I've watched Rain Man,

and in my infinite wisdom as a celestial being,

- working the system is easy. - Uh...

We hit the slots, then blackjack, then roulette!

Bingo-bango!

Luxury ride, Bluetooth sound system, AC

and the top down.

Because that's how we roll.

Paris Casino has a strict dress code.

No, you know what? It's a hotel. These are my vacation clothes.

Get better ones.

He's not wrong. Look at you.

Don't push it, all right, buddy?

- Want a hand? - Yes.

I didn't mean knock him out. What are you doing?

- He was being a dick. - Yeah, but...