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The preacher!
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Alexander MacBeath.
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Heretics!
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Pluckless scunners!
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Ah!
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Ya fud!
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No, George!
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George!
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Staw, I'll spaive ya!
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What time is it?
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Yes!
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Aye, I thought so.
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That auld spinster is
nae gonna miss this.
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Ha'ing a picnic, pet?
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Did you go to the last one?
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No, terrible.
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They died straight away.
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Didn't even see
'em shite themsel'.
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You're no' a covenanter, are ye?
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You think he's a holy man?
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He'll be "holey" when
they're done wi' him.
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Aw, ya bam, ye reek of fish.
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Of course I do, ya
ninny. I'm a fishwife.
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Silence!
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This be the heretic...
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Alexander Macbeath.
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Some fanatics... may
think him a man o' God.
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A prophet.
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A witch!
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He is but a man!
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My God.
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You're my only fanatic.
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Aye.
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Will we see each other again?
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Aye.
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In your dreams.
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No! You cannae die.
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- On behalf of the King...
- We've only just met!
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I sentence ye to be
broken on the wheel.
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Yes!
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Your limbs will be snapped.
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Your hands, feet, and baws
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parted frae your body
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and then ye will be
hanged at the neck.
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Wheesht, stop ya baaing!
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Then burned!
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Flayed!
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Then your head parted
from your neck.
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And placed on a spike...
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at Edinburgh's gates.
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Is that everything?
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Yes!
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Come on!
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Tie him to the wheel!
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Heretic!
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Let me speak!
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I had plans...
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for something much
bigger scale than this.
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No matter.
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In your dreams, I'll
have my immortality.
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So remember when I say...
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- No!
- He who lives...
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No, George!
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Hm.
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I will...
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find you.
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Kill him!
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What an eejit.
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I feel...
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dead inside.
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Shall I fetch you
a tonic, Mistress?
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No. No.
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Oh, go on then.
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What ails thee, Mistress?
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It is hard to
explain to a servant.
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But I shall try...
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though it be fruitless.
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Don't bother yourself, Mistress,
I must clean the grate.
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I have everything
I have ever wanted.
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Fine teeth.
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My books.
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A handsome house.
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A hale and hearty husband,
who is oft absent,
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and any trinket my
heart desires, but...
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I cannot help but
seem to grieve.
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For something I have lost.
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Is it your dil doul, Mistress,
for I found it under the bed?
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No! It is not my dil doul!
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Please do not use such a word.
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If alone, Mistress, there's much
to be said for enjoying yourself.
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It is not mine!
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Please dust it off and put
it back where you found it.
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I speak not of the body,
Meg, but of the soul.
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I am missing something.
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And even I know not what it is.
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I wish I could find
it for you, Mistress.
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I do not know that it is
possible to fill this hole, Meg.
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Do not say it.
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Even with a dil doul.
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It is like a memory...
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a yearning.
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To return somewhere
I have not yet been.
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Do you see what I mean?
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No.
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Of course you do not. You
have the mind of a lamb.
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Mine is not that
much bigger, but...
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yet still I trouble myself.
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We are all prisoners of
our destiny, Mistress.
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- Can I have that tonic?
- Oh.
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Another.
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George...
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Mm.
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George! No!
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George...
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Your head.
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- My head?
- Get it measured!
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A new wig for the ball, my dove!
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One that is not so
terrible... small.
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Come, Scipio.
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Get the door, man!
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- Stop!
- Whoa!
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Lester!
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Get me out of here.
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I was told the wig
shop, Mistress.
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I wish to take the Epping path.
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It's crawling with footpads.
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We'll take our chance.
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Hey, stop!
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I said stop!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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I know him.
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I know him!
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Ooh!
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Ugh...
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Why didn't you
stop when I asked?
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That Toby would snabble
your privy purse.
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Chance would be a fine thing.
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I am in love.
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Is that for me?
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Lester! Look how cute!
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So beautiful!
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Meg. Meg. Meg.
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I saw my beloved.
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He knew me...
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as I know him. I...
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do not know how it
is possible, but...
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it is no dream.
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Shh, Mistress!
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But I fear your death.
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I know not why.
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Meg, I was dead.
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But now I am reborn.
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What have I to fear?
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Your husband.
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Yes, there is that.
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He's asked me to
warm the marital bed.
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Oh, my Lord...
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Yes, yes, he is.
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No...
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Oh, what am I to do?
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Your duty.
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Meg, why would you
say such a thing!
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- I'm a servant.
- He's a dog!
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Meg! I cannot explain it.
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He's a dog...
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Save yourself.
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Are you loyal to me?
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Good.
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Good girl.
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Every dog has his day.
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It saddens me to see
a pretty bird caged.
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How else would one
enjoy the bird?
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I'm not talking about the bird.
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Well, what are
you talking about?
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I'm talking about you, madam.
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Why don't you just say
"you" instead of a bird?
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It was a metaphor.
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I don't understand what that is.
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It doesn't matter.
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God made me a shadow, Mistress.
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Sometimes it serves me,
more often it does not.
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Well, you're not a slave.
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We're all slaves, Mistress.
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I am not.
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En garde.
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Scipio, um...
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you know I'm your mistress?
You should not beat me.
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Man's fortune turns on a wheel.
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Those at the bottom will
one day be on the top.
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And vice versa.
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Yes, but a woman
will never be on top.
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Not in my experience.
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Don't you want to try freedom?
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I like my dresses.
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I like my gardens, and my books.
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I like owning things!
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You could overthrow him.
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No, he's very fat.
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He will not own me!
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You know what happens
to revolutionaries.
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What?
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- They lose their...
- Death is just change.
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What are you afraid of?
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Fly, my spirit...
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fly!
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Fly, you cunt.
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Come to bed.
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I am not a dog,
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and I will not be commanded.
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What?
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She dies at the end.
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They always do.
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You do not want me
to be Enlightened!
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I do not, madam!
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What good is an
Enlightened woman?
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Brain rot!
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I'd sooner a rotted brain
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than a rotted cock!
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I think this is what they
call "burning passion".
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Hm?
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My heart burns wilder
than any bonfire.
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'Tis an animal!
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- I beg you not to do this.
- Beast!
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Mistress, your beautiful
home, your dresses,
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all your lovely little trinkets!
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Pass me the choker.
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No.
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Do you love me?
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Yes.
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Then let me go.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Again! Once more, Lester!
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Again.
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Once more, Lester!
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Again! Once more, Lester.
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- Tally-ho!
- Ah...
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Stop!
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I said stop!
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You hairy buffoon!
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It's me he wants.
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Stand down!
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What a coincidence.
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W... What do y...
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Ahem!
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What do you mean?
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You wish to rob me?
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Well, um...
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aye.
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Thank you.
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We have met before.
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I think you fancy
some other fork.
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Well, he looked like you.
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Smelled like you.
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Well, your nozzle
looks familiar,
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now you come to mention it.
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We need a secret
codeword, say...
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"mushrooms".
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I... I don't have
a mind for words.
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You're right.
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Fuck words.
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Oh, what's she doing now?
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That woman is deranged.
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In my dreams...
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women sigh at my name.
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Men fill their britches.
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I fly like an owl.
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- An owl?
- Yes.
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An owl.
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Through the night.
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And I'm never caught.
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Immortal.
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Alive in the songs that
folk sing around the fire.
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I think...
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you have real potential.
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You are the only one.
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But, er, sadly I
lack one thing...
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I will buy it for you.
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00:25:04,226 --> 00:25:06,021
- Fame.
- Oh.
281
00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:09,300
I... I cannot buy fame.
282
00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:10,854
You heard of me?
283
00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,997
Alex o' Nine Ribbons?
284
00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,275
Oh, yeah... Oh!
285
00:25:19,794 --> 00:25:20,864
No.
286
00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,901
But, but... save me
287
00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,938
from my empty existence
288
00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:29,597
and I will give you your dreams.
289
00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:33,601
Tell people of my name.
290
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:56,140
Gemini.
291
00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:57,383
The Man In The Iron Mask.
292
00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:58,591
Rhododendrons.
293
00:25:58,626 --> 00:25:59,799
Red.
294
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:00,766
Being shot.
295
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,905
Hot dogs.
296
00:26:01,939 --> 00:26:03,838
Mushrooms.
297
00:26:04,908 --> 00:26:06,599
Mushrooms...
298
00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,261
Now my family jewels are gone,
299
00:26:13,295 --> 00:26:16,747
what will you wear to
the ball, hm? Rags?
300
00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:18,646
Rosehips from the garden?
301
00:26:19,094 --> 00:26:20,924
This?
302
00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:23,685
I will catch the blaggard myself
303
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,860
and I will hang him from
a noose in the garden!
304
00:26:25,894 --> 00:26:27,620
Now tell me his name.
305
00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,932
Tell me his name!
306
00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:30,312
Alex O' Nine Ribbons.
307
00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,083
- Who the fuck is that?
- Alex O' Nine Ribbons!
308
00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,661
You asked me his
name! That's his name.
309
00:26:33,695 --> 00:26:34,731
I've never heard of him.
310
00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:36,249
You'll never catch him!
311
00:26:36,284 --> 00:26:39,908
He fled on a stallion as swift as
midnight, over the seas to France.
312
00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:41,151
Lies!
313
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,189
I don't fancy he'll
steal old boots,
314
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:49,331
not now your pole hole
has the Scotch pox.
315
00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:54,785
Ooh!
316
00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:58,340
I have given away everything.
317
00:26:59,825 --> 00:27:01,240
My gems...
318
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:02,310
my honour...
319
00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:05,278
and now even my mossy
treasure has gone off.
320
00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:07,902
Bring me Geoffrey.
321
00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:25,747
He hates me as well!
322
00:27:27,853 --> 00:27:30,752
Mummy's just hurt...
323
00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,792
I have nothing left.
324
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,817
I've been here before...
325
00:28:02,508 --> 00:28:04,096
and will be again.
326
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:19,283
Nothing that can't be fixed!
327
00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:20,733
Good as new.
328
00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:52,938
Another.
329
00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:54,974
For the cat to eat.
330
00:28:56,148 --> 00:28:57,839
I'll eat that cat one day.
331
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,044
Yeah...
332
00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:21,612
Is that gundiguts your husband?
333
00:30:21,647 --> 00:30:23,200
He looks like bull beef.
334
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,652
Mushrooms?
335
00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:28,447
I do not speak your language.
336
00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:31,208
You kept my heart.
337
00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:33,107
- My heart!
- Your husband will see me.
338
00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:34,936
Swing. Quickly!
339
00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:41,115
You look like an arse.
340
00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:43,496
It's a heart.
341
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,602
- Do you not like it?
- No.
342
00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:48,501
I did what you asked.
343
00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:50,987
Your name is pon
everyone's lips!
344
00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,058
- I leave for France.
- Take me with you.
345
00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:54,438
You'd be too much weight.
346
00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:59,133
You steal my honour
and my baubles,
347
00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:01,135
but you are yet to steal me.
348
00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,377
I owe you nothing.
349
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:04,552
I be but a good, honest thief!
350
00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:10,109
I have changed your fortunes.
351
00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,181
Now you must change mine.
352
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,980
I'm really sorry, I had no idea!
353
00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:20,913
I will hang him from a noose...
354
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,397
and you...
355
00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:23,571
Poxy whore!
356
00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,091
You come here!
357
00:31:28,438 --> 00:31:30,371
Brute!
358
00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:32,994
Come. Here!
359
00:31:33,305 --> 00:31:35,410
Where's my hopes of
a peerage now, hm?
360
00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:38,172
Disappeared up your brown,
madam, along with my honour!
361
00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:40,277
Mangle riddled with rot
like a frog's broom!
362
00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:47,940
Ah!
363
00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:52,324
You've taken my nose!
364
00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:00,435
I'll save you.
365
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:02,506
Mushrooms.
366
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,095
Scipio.
367
00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:08,271
I'm surrounded by thieves!
368
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:10,376
I'll deal with you later.
369
00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:11,722
Aggie!
370
00:32:12,102 --> 00:32:14,070
I won't let you leave me!
371
00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:15,588
You said there was a way out.
372
00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:17,590
Yes. Death. Your death.
373
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,109
But it's so final.
374
00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,386
Agnes!
375
00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:22,181
- Not necessarily.
- Are you sure?
376
00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:23,527
What have you got to lose?
377
00:32:23,562 --> 00:32:24,563
I hope you're right.
378
00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:31,466
You slut!
379
00:32:36,609 --> 00:32:38,991
I now know what a fool I was,
380
00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:41,442
to trust my fortunes
to such a...
381
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:43,133
such a...
382
00:32:43,823 --> 00:32:45,618
fustiluggs mopsey!
383
00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,246
You can kill me.
384
00:32:56,353 --> 00:32:57,630
But I will return.
385
00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:00,771
I cannot tell you how I know...
386
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,154
but I will come back.
387
00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:09,573
If you do...
388
00:33:10,195 --> 00:33:13,198
I will hunt you down
till the end of time.
389
00:33:17,754 --> 00:33:19,100
Au revoir.
390
00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:28,213
You know I don't speak German.
391
00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:36,255
Romance is dead.
392
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:49,121
Hyah!
393
00:34:57,371 --> 00:34:58,371
Sir...
394
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,135
Sir!
395
00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,344
Hyah!
396
00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:08,622
Sir!
397
00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:10,556
Alex!
398
00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:34,856
♪ Eye to eye stand
winners and losers ♪
399
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,170
♪ Hurt by envy
400
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,277
♪ Cut by greed
401
00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:48,318
♪ Face to face with
their own disillusions ♪
402
00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:54,393
♪ The scars of old romances
still on their cheeks ♪
403
00:35:56,706 --> 00:35:58,501
♪ And when blow by blow
404
00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:01,676
♪ The passion dies
sweet little death ♪
405
00:36:01,711 --> 00:36:03,540
♪ Just have been lies
406
00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:06,681
♪ Some memories
of gone by time ♪
407
00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:10,961
♪ Would still
recall the lies ♪
408
00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:13,861
♪ The first cut
won't hurt at all ♪
409
00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:16,588
I just feel like a new woman.
410
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:20,178
Confess your sins to the Lord!
411
00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:24,941
♪ The third will have you...
412
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:25,976
Hey!
413
00:36:26,011 --> 00:36:27,771
A liberated woman.
414
00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:35,400
♪ You start bleeding,
I start screaming ♪
415
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,506
You're gonna love it here.
416
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,612
♪ The first cut
won't hurt at all ♪
417
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,619
♪ The second only
makes you wonder ♪
418
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:53,418
♪ The third will have
you on your knees ♪
419
00:36:56,662 --> 00:37:02,662
♪ You start bleeding,
I start screaming ♪
420
00:37:04,463 --> 00:37:07,570
♪ The first cut
won't hurt at all ♪
421
00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:12,782
♪ The second only
makes you... ♪
422
00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,922
Who do you think you've been?
423
00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:16,613
Um, it's funny.
424
00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:18,063
I get flashes of...
425
00:37:18,097 --> 00:37:19,271
Cleopatra.
426
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:20,617
How did you know?
427
00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:22,067
A wild guess.
428
00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:23,758
So you have visions?
429
00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,830
Yes, I keep seeing, um...
430
00:37:27,762 --> 00:37:28,936
this man.
431
00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:31,421
It's like we're
meant to be together,
432
00:37:31,456 --> 00:37:33,803
but we keep getting
separated by...
433
00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,908
- By?
- I don't know.
434
00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,047
Bad luck?
435
00:37:37,427 --> 00:37:38,739
If you are reincarnated,
436
00:37:38,773 --> 00:37:41,293
it's because there's
something you're missing.
437
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:42,398
- Missing?
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:44,848
Sometimes it takes several
lifetimes, that's all.
439
00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:46,574
Ha!
440
00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:48,921
Look at that.
441
00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:50,302
The Fool.
442
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:52,718
What does it mean?
443
00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:58,379
Now, look, I would love
to hang around chatting,
444
00:37:58,414 --> 00:38:00,001
but I'm cooking a chicken, so...
445
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,488
Here's the 300 dollars.
446
00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:05,386
- And, I just want to ask...
- Keep going.
447
00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,906
Hang on a minute, erm,
what about my missing part?
448
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:08,976
How do I find it?
449
00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:11,116
It's like cooking a
chicken, you can't rush it.
450
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,394
You've got all of
eternity, love.
451
00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:16,397
- That can't be it.
- Uh!
452
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,054
Keep your knickers on!
453
00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:23,301
I really don't want to...
454
00:38:24,025 --> 00:38:25,786
not for another hundred years.
455
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,721
♪ The first cut
won't hurt at all ♪
456
00:38:33,034 --> 00:38:36,693
♪ The second only
makes you wonder ♪
457
00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:42,320
♪ The third will have
you on your knees ♪
458
00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,565
You fuckin' bitch.
459
00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:27,675
♪ I have some time for you
460
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,576
♪ It's a mystery
461
00:39:32,818 --> 00:39:36,443
♪ Why we're torn in two
462
00:39:37,513 --> 00:39:39,791
- ♪ It's a mystery
- New Romantic.
463
00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:43,035
I remember it the
first time around.
464
00:39:47,523 --> 00:39:48,834
I will find you.
465
00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:53,908
♪ Seems like eternity
466
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:58,844
♪ Just to be with you
467
00:39:59,845 --> 00:40:04,988
♪ To be with you, oh!
468
00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,094
♪ We play the game
469
00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:09,648
♪ We dance the dance
470
00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:13,618
♪ Just one more step
in our romance ♪
471
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,723
♪ We play the game
472
00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,208
♪ We dance the dance
473
00:40:18,243 --> 00:40:20,556
♪ I stole your heart
474
00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:22,558
♪ You took the chance
475
00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:24,525
♪ 'Twas love and death
476
00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:26,424
♪ At our first glance
477
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:30,738
♪ And even though we
both must part... ♪
478
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,602
"Alex's fears and favourites.
479
00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:34,570
"Greatest fear, being shot.
480
00:40:34,604 --> 00:40:36,157
"My favourite food, hot dogs.
481
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,987
"My most hated food...
482
00:40:41,162 --> 00:40:42,785
"mushrooms."
483
00:40:48,618 --> 00:40:49,618
Alex!
484
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:52,690
Alex!
485
00:40:53,174 --> 00:40:54,174
Alex?
486
00:40:55,004 --> 00:40:56,004
Alex!
487
00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:58,006
Alex!
488
00:41:01,148 --> 00:41:02,148
Alex!
489
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,048
Oh!
490
00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,856
Have you got the time?
491
00:41:37,943 --> 00:41:39,117
Love is pain.
492
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,132
Agnes?
493
00:41:55,202 --> 00:41:56,514
Agnes!
494
00:42:00,828 --> 00:42:01,933
Agnes!
495
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,246
I haven't seen you for ages.
496
00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:06,662
Where've you been?
497
00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:08,077
Oh, I've been...
498
00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:11,874
changing my fate.
499
00:42:11,908 --> 00:42:12,909
Really?
500
00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:15,671
Looks like you've just...
501
00:42:15,705 --> 00:42:17,189
I dunno, had a perm?
502
00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:22,712
D'you think it makes me
look like Barry Gibb?
503
00:42:23,368 --> 00:42:24,852
I'm not sure who that is.
504
00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:25,922
Aslan?
505
00:42:26,785 --> 00:42:27,993
No.
506
00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:31,963
The Cowardly Lion.
507
00:42:31,997 --> 00:42:34,275
Yeah. Makes you look
like the Cowardly Lion.
508
00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:42,801
Do you think you'd recognise me?
509
00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:45,873
If you hadn't seen me for
a really, really long time?
510
00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:47,875
Like 200 years?
511
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:49,981
Come on.
512
00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:52,846
The sisterhood can
carry on without me.
513
00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:56,159
What's happened to your legs?
514
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:57,298
Aerobics.
515
00:42:57,851 --> 00:42:58,921
Right...
516
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:02,269
If you do it regularly
enough, you ache all over.
517
00:43:10,242 --> 00:43:11,727
Court order?
518
00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:13,936
Yeah, do you want some whisky?
519
00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,903
Um, no.
520
00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:17,180
Oh, um...
521
00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:20,321
I don't have it this
week either, sorry.
522
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,019
Be down in a minute.
523
00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,159
I'll be down in a minute.
524
00:43:36,786 --> 00:43:38,650
- Who was that?
- That's my landlord.
525
00:43:38,685 --> 00:43:39,893
He's very friendly.
526
00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:42,378
Agnes...
527
00:43:44,311 --> 00:43:45,415
Agnes?
528
00:43:48,246 --> 00:43:51,318
Oh, my... it's like a
serial killer's mood board.
529
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:56,150
I thought you'd come
here to find a man?
530
00:43:56,806 --> 00:43:58,843
I did. This man.
531
00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:02,053
- Alex Phoenix?
- Yeah.
532
00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,434
- The rock star?
- Yeah. I'm in love with him.
533
00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:07,161
It's Alex Phoenix.
534
00:44:07,196 --> 00:44:09,439
Every woman in the world
is in love with him.
535
00:44:09,474 --> 00:44:11,407
Well, it's hard to
explain to a feminist.
536
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:13,374
Agnes...
537
00:44:14,306 --> 00:44:17,033
life isn't a dress rehearsal!
538
00:44:17,068 --> 00:44:18,138
Isn't it?
539
00:44:18,517 --> 00:44:19,898
We've got history.
540
00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:22,280
You sound like a lunatic.
541
00:44:22,314 --> 00:44:23,833
I'm an incurable romantic.
542
00:44:23,868 --> 00:44:26,111
You're an incurable stalker!
543
00:44:26,146 --> 00:44:27,285
We're meant to be together.
544
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:31,047
It's just that something
always gets in the way, like...
545
00:44:31,323 --> 00:44:32,911
the French Revolution.
546
00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:38,158
Have you ever felt like...
547
00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:40,470
you knew somebody?
548
00:44:41,748 --> 00:44:43,853
Down to every hair
on their skin?
549
00:44:46,822 --> 00:44:48,478
Like you just knew them?
550
00:44:49,065 --> 00:44:50,377
And they knew you.
551
00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:55,108
And you were the only two people in the
world who could understand each other?
552
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,316
It's love, Meg.
553
00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:00,698
In its purest form.
554
00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:02,872
It's eternal.
555
00:45:07,152 --> 00:45:09,120
Do you believe in reincarnation?
556
00:45:10,397 --> 00:45:14,263
Er, I had regression
therapy once.
557
00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,852
There's a strong
chance that I was...
558
00:45:16,886 --> 00:45:17,991
Cleopatra.
559
00:45:18,025 --> 00:45:19,302
Yeah, me too.
560
00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:21,235
We can't both have
been Cleopatra.
561
00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:23,548
I don't know, there might
have been some kind of
562
00:45:23,582 --> 00:45:25,032
timeshare arrangement.
563
00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:26,413
Look, you should see someone.
564
00:45:26,447 --> 00:45:28,277
Everyone in New
York sees a shrink.
565
00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:30,072
It's practically the law.
566
00:45:30,348 --> 00:45:32,453
He sends me messages, Meg.
567
00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:35,387
This is making you unhappy.
568
00:45:35,422 --> 00:45:37,182
What, so I should
just give him up?
569
00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:39,253
Have you been harassing him?
570
00:45:39,288 --> 00:45:41,152
You just don't
understand love, Meg!
571
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,949
Agnes, it is never
going to happen!
572
00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,093
Agnes...
573
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:54,096
I've been learning.
574
00:45:54,579 --> 00:45:59,757
It's the 20th century.
There is another way.
575
00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:06,349
Oh...
576
00:46:07,109 --> 00:46:09,111
I'd rather be a
slave than a lesbian.
577
00:46:16,981 --> 00:46:19,811
Well, don't expect
any help from me.
578
00:46:20,225 --> 00:46:22,124
- Karma's a bitch.
- So are you.
579
00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:36,414
I'm gonna make it real.
580
00:47:35,369 --> 00:47:37,578
- Dumb bitch, it's raining!
- Sorry!
581
00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,304
Sorry!
582
00:47:53,146 --> 00:47:54,285
Alex!
583
00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:56,494
Alex!
584
00:47:57,253 --> 00:47:59,186
Alex!
585
00:48:08,989 --> 00:48:11,233
Alex!
586
00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:12,924
Love you! Love you!
587
00:48:19,137 --> 00:48:20,137
No!
588
00:48:24,591 --> 00:48:26,213
Let it go.
589
00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:28,526
Let it go. Let it go.
590
00:48:49,236 --> 00:48:51,135
Yes, I understand.
591
00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:53,309
OK.
592
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,139
Very soon.
593
00:49:14,813 --> 00:49:16,056
Hey.
594
00:49:17,644 --> 00:49:19,232
Scipio Barnes.
595
00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:20,612
Alex's manager.
596
00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:24,202
Oh, I'm Agnes. From
Poppers magazine.
597
00:49:25,686 --> 00:49:27,309
Thanks for agreeing to meet.
598
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,763
I'm gonna put you
out of your misery.
599
00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:36,249
- Oh dear.
- I called Poppers
600
00:49:36,456 --> 00:49:38,354
and they've never
even heard of you.
601
00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:41,150
But ten out of ten for effort.
602
00:49:41,185 --> 00:49:42,634
Let's see how you
are at execution.
603
00:49:43,842 --> 00:49:44,809
What?
604
00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:47,087
"Blood alone moves the
wheels of history."
605
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:52,196
Pop music was reeling tonight,
following the senseless killing
606
00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:53,680
of one of its brightest stars.
607
00:49:55,164 --> 00:49:56,693
The British rock star who is
currently residing in New York
608
00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:58,788
was shot dead by
a single bullet.
609
00:50:02,378 --> 00:50:04,311
The victim was taken
to Roosevelt hospital
610
00:50:04,346 --> 00:50:05,726
where he was pronounced dead.
611
00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:08,074
Just to think that only
a stone's throw away
612
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:10,628
is Central Park Zoo
where, as we speak,
613
00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:14,528
the baby gorillas and
llamas are sleeping soundly
614
00:50:14,563 --> 00:50:18,291
unaware of the manmade
mayhem just metres away.
615
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,018
Not now...
616
00:50:21,777 --> 00:50:23,503
And if you've just joined us,
617
00:50:23,537 --> 00:50:26,402
the pop star John Lennon
has been murdered.
618
00:50:26,437 --> 00:50:27,576
Oh!
619
00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:28,749
It's just John Lennon!
620
00:50:29,233 --> 00:50:31,304
It's OK, it's just John Lennon.
621
00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:33,616
False alarm. Nothing
to worry about.
622
00:50:33,651 --> 00:50:36,102
But hey, now his
record's gonna sell.
623
00:50:36,654 --> 00:50:37,724
Is it?
624
00:50:38,311 --> 00:50:39,795
Lennon was famous,
625
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:42,453
but now? He's immortal.
626
00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:44,558
You know this guy?
627
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:50,530
No.
628
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,153
I don't know him from Adam.
629
00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:56,674
Excuse me? Would you give this gentleman
my pastrami sandwich? Thank you.
630
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,263
Now, observe.
631
00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,819
This mongrel was once
king of the world.
632
00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:08,686
Now he's just some
sad, stinking loser.
633
00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:13,311
Something or someone
destroyed him.
634
00:51:14,899 --> 00:51:16,487
What do you mean by that?
635
00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:19,179
Every dog has his day.
636
00:51:20,698 --> 00:51:22,562
Maybe one day, I won't be
637
00:51:22,596 --> 00:51:26,600
some stupid, limey
motherfucker's personal ass rag.
638
00:51:27,153 --> 00:51:29,776
Finessing their day,
taking no credit,
639
00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:31,605
writing the goddamn songs,
640
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,161
fantasising about, can you
choke a man on his own sick?
641
00:51:35,644 --> 00:51:36,852
You think it's possible?
642
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:38,716
Are you talking about Alex?
643
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:41,546
Yes, I'm talking
about... Alex!
644
00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:44,687
That man is arrogant, vain,
645
00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,655
he's a fraud and a thief.
646
00:51:46,965 --> 00:51:49,278
He'll probably try and sleep
with you after five minutes.
647
00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:53,593
Oh, I'm sorry.
648
00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:55,905
You're a fan.
649
00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,321
No.
650
00:51:57,355 --> 00:51:58,563
No!
651
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,117
No.
652
00:52:00,634 --> 00:52:02,774
No, no, no...
653
00:52:02,809 --> 00:52:03,810
No.
654
00:52:04,259 --> 00:52:05,259
No.
655
00:52:06,261 --> 00:52:07,261
No.
656
00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:10,472
No. No.
657
00:52:11,576 --> 00:52:12,576
No.
658
00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,683
I think, um...
659
00:52:14,717 --> 00:52:16,133
I think he's a...
660
00:52:16,892 --> 00:52:17,927
a wanker.
661
00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,828
Well, feel free to
assassinate him.
662
00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:22,932
What?
663
00:52:22,967 --> 00:52:24,210
In the piece.
664
00:52:25,452 --> 00:52:27,652
He could probably do with
being taken down a peg or two.
665
00:52:27,765 --> 00:52:28,766
Here.
666
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,632
Backstage passes?
667
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,461
Best place to make 'em.
668
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,463
Don't fuck it up.
669
00:52:38,707 --> 00:52:40,226
What if I can't help it?
670
00:52:41,434 --> 00:52:43,194
There's a first
time for everyone.
671
00:52:45,783 --> 00:52:46,956
And a second.
672
00:52:47,578 --> 00:52:48,648
And a third.
673
00:52:50,926 --> 00:52:52,169
Crazy lady.
674
00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:57,450
I'm really... just
quite boringly normal.
675
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,910
You crazy lady.
676
00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:34,866
Oh, my God!
677
00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:38,525
Ah!
678
00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:39,837
For the last time,
679
00:53:39,871 --> 00:53:41,839
I don't have your
fucking poodle!
680
00:53:41,873 --> 00:53:43,599
- I'm doomed!
- Oh.
681
00:53:44,497 --> 00:53:45,463
It's you.
682
00:53:45,498 --> 00:53:46,533
Doomed!
683
00:53:46,568 --> 00:53:47,569
Yeah.
684
00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:49,778
I never get him! I die!
685
00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:51,711
Every time!
686
00:53:52,677 --> 00:53:54,300
I meet my soulmate...
687
00:53:55,059 --> 00:53:56,543
I save his life.
688
00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:58,718
Then my head comes off.
689
00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:00,892
It's very painful!
690
00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:02,756
And the blood!
691
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:05,311
I know, it's a mess. Ugh!
692
00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,691
Why didn't you tell me?
693
00:54:06,726 --> 00:54:09,591
Well, I thought you'd find out,
you know, in your own time.
694
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,868
You're supposed to help me!
695
00:54:10,902 --> 00:54:12,801
I'm not Glinda the
fucking Good, honey.
696
00:54:12,835 --> 00:54:15,769
Why can't I love
him without dying?
697
00:54:16,736 --> 00:54:18,772
You don't have to
save him, honey.
698
00:54:18,807 --> 00:54:20,878
I would rather die
than live without him!
699
00:54:20,912 --> 00:54:23,432
Fine, carry on then.
700
00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:24,571
W-wait!
701
00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:27,264
What do I have to do?
702
00:54:30,439 --> 00:54:31,682
To live.
703
00:54:31,889 --> 00:54:33,339
To live?
704
00:54:33,787 --> 00:54:35,479
Make him kiss me, or...
705
00:54:36,859 --> 00:54:37,964
Anything else?
706
00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:40,449
Look, love. You die...
707
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,796
so he doesn't have to.
708
00:54:43,521 --> 00:54:45,627
Maybe it's time to
turn the tables.
709
00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:50,010
Fuck!
710
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,572
Maybe you are crazy.
711
00:55:04,818 --> 00:55:06,130
Gemini. Rhododendrons.
712
00:55:06,164 --> 00:55:08,857
Hot dogs. Being
shot. Mushrooms.
713
00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:23,112
I'm coming.
714
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:34,572
♪ Sovay, Sovay all on a day
715
00:55:34,607 --> 00:55:37,610
♪ She dressed herself
in man's array ♪
716
00:55:37,644 --> 00:55:40,785
♪ As she puts her
pistols all by her side ♪
717
00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:42,408
♪ To meet her true love
718
00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:45,825
♪ To meet her true
love away she rides ♪
719
00:55:51,002 --> 00:55:52,487
Streaker.
720
00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:57,630
Just a few beans, as are my dues
721
00:55:57,664 --> 00:55:59,873
from a flashman
goatish jackanapes.
722
00:56:23,449 --> 00:56:26,935
♪ I have such time for you
723
00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,904
♪ It's a mystery
724
00:56:32,043 --> 00:56:35,668
♪ Why we're torn in two
725
00:56:36,669 --> 00:56:39,465
♪ It's a history
726
00:56:40,811 --> 00:56:44,642
♪ I can see it now
727
00:56:45,022 --> 00:56:48,750
♪ A heart split in two
728
00:56:49,267 --> 00:56:52,995
♪ Seems like eternity
729
00:56:54,065 --> 00:56:58,449
♪ Just to be with you
730
00:56:59,036 --> 00:57:04,490
♪ To be with you, oh!
731
00:57:04,524 --> 00:57:06,561
♪ We play the game
732
00:57:06,768 --> 00:57:08,873
♪ We dance the dance
733
00:57:08,908 --> 00:57:12,843
♪ Just one more step
in our romance ♪
734
00:57:13,153 --> 00:57:15,224
♪ We play the game
735
00:57:15,259 --> 00:57:17,503
♪ We dance the dance
736
00:57:17,537 --> 00:57:19,781
♪ I stole your heart
737
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,921
♪ You took the chance
738
00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:24,026
♪ 'Twas love and death
739
00:57:24,061 --> 00:57:25,856
♪ At our first glance
740
00:57:26,304 --> 00:57:30,136
♪ And even though
we both must part ♪
741
00:57:30,688 --> 00:57:36,688
♪ I'll live on in
your eternal heart ♪
742
00:57:38,593 --> 00:57:40,595
♪ Why do you run?
743
00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:42,700
♪ Why do you hide?
744
00:57:42,735 --> 00:57:46,117
♪ Our eternal flame
can't be denied ♪
745
00:57:46,152 --> 00:57:50,639
♪ Come with me
746
00:58:34,338 --> 00:58:36,513
Oh...
747
00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,805
Yeah, come in.
748
00:58:57,257 --> 00:58:58,569
I had bad korma.
749
00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:01,572
Karma?
750
00:59:01,607 --> 00:59:03,194
No. Korma.
751
00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:05,714
Prawn korma. Been
shittin' all day.
752
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:11,962
I've been waiting a long time.
753
00:59:11,996 --> 00:59:13,619
Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that
754
00:59:13,653 --> 00:59:15,897
but I've been jamming
with Iggy Poop,
755
00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,105
know what I mean?
756
00:59:18,037 --> 00:59:19,590
Look, do you want a drink?
757
00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:20,798
Hot dog!
758
00:59:21,247 --> 00:59:22,697
Your favourite food.
759
00:59:22,731 --> 00:59:25,009
According to Poppers
July issue 1980.
760
00:59:26,701 --> 00:59:28,012
I don't write that shit.
761
00:59:28,668 --> 00:59:30,290
Scipio does. My manager.
762
00:59:30,877 --> 00:59:32,258
Can we make this brief?
763
00:59:32,292 --> 00:59:34,916
I've got the rest of
my life to get on with.
764
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,091
Do you recognise me?
765
00:59:43,303 --> 00:59:44,753
Are you, um...
766
00:59:46,168 --> 00:59:47,238
Did you...
767
00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:49,862
Were you...
768
00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:53,761
No.
769
00:59:54,936 --> 00:59:56,731
I-I've got a terrible memory.
770
00:59:56,765 --> 00:59:59,803
You know, for faces
and names and events.
771
00:59:59,837 --> 01:00:01,908
I don't even remember
what I did last night.
772
01:00:05,118 --> 01:00:06,603
We've met before.
773
01:00:07,086 --> 01:00:08,397
In past lives.
774
01:00:09,675 --> 01:00:10,745
Is this a joke?
775
01:00:13,092 --> 01:00:15,646
We met in Scotland in the 1600s.
776
01:00:16,336 --> 01:00:18,097
You were an illegal preacher.
777
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,272
I saved you from
death, but then I died.
778
01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:23,447
Then we met again in 1793,
779
01:00:23,481 --> 01:00:25,656
but we were thwarted
by my husband.
780
01:00:25,691 --> 01:00:27,865
And I got syphilis,
which was off-putting.
781
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,143
Then I saw you again
in Victorian times.
782
01:00:30,178 --> 01:00:33,215
I chased after you, but my head
got squashed off by a carriage.
783
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,148
Then there's some
stuff about Cleopatra.
784
01:00:35,183 --> 01:00:38,220
But fate keeps on
throwing us together.
785
01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:40,153
Is this ringing any bells?
786
01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:43,260
No.
787
01:00:44,157 --> 01:00:45,296
Alex...
788
01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:48,679
you're the love of my lives.
789
01:00:49,956 --> 01:00:51,924
You're the one that's
been sending me letters.
790
01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:54,316
It's been five minutes, you can
have sex with me now if you want?
791
01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,066
The police told
you to stay away.
792
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,964
We're meant to be together.
793
01:00:57,999 --> 01:00:59,897
I don't know what
more I can say.
794
01:01:03,176 --> 01:01:04,177
Mushrooms.
795
01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:21,298
You're suffering from a
condition called erotomania.
796
01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:26,337
You think I'm sending
you messages in my songs
797
01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:27,994
but I'm not.
798
01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:31,101
You're my stalker.
799
01:01:32,896 --> 01:01:34,242
It's all in your head.
800
01:01:34,898 --> 01:01:37,003
- It's all in your head.
- It's all in your head.
801
01:01:37,038 --> 01:01:39,005
- It's all in your head.
- It's all in your head.
802
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,043
- It's all in your head.
- It's all in your head...
803
01:01:46,323 --> 01:01:47,773
You always say that.
804
01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:52,260
This...
805
01:01:53,951 --> 01:01:55,125
This is proof.
806
01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,161
These are just fantasies, Agnes.
807
01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:59,163
I'm not who you think I am.
808
01:01:59,543 --> 01:02:01,062
I wish I was.
809
01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:02,822
But my records are down.
810
01:02:02,857 --> 01:02:04,790
I'm a failure, a piece of shit.
811
01:02:05,204 --> 01:02:06,205
Forgettable.
812
01:02:07,585 --> 01:02:09,242
I wish I could forget you.
813
01:02:11,244 --> 01:02:13,005
You never give up, do you?
814
01:02:14,144 --> 01:02:15,283
Amazing.
815
01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:25,500
Maybe you're the headline
816
01:02:25,983 --> 01:02:27,433
and I'm just the footnote.
817
01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:29,159
You're a god.
818
01:02:29,849 --> 01:02:31,782
Why do you let me
live in your head?
819
01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:34,095
Is this my only
shot at immortality?
820
01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:41,136
In the obsessive mind of
one sad, aging groupie?
821
01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:43,449
Oh, shit.
822
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,832
My career's over.
823
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,455
You're just in denial.
824
01:02:49,489 --> 01:02:50,836
Oh, shit. Scipio!
825
01:02:51,388 --> 01:02:53,562
Blood alone moves the
wheels of history.
826
01:02:53,597 --> 01:02:54,805
Scipio!
827
01:02:55,081 --> 01:02:56,220
Fuck... please.
828
01:02:56,255 --> 01:02:57,981
God, I don't want to die!
829
01:02:58,015 --> 01:03:00,362
Neither do I, but it
is kind of your turn.
830
01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,986
Plus it doesn't hurt that much.
831
01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:06,023
That's a lie. It does
really, really hurt.
832
01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:07,818
But you'll get over it.
833
01:03:07,853 --> 01:03:09,406
Scipio! Get the fuck in here!
834
01:03:12,064 --> 01:03:14,031
Letting this mad bitch
into my dressing room!
835
01:03:14,066 --> 01:03:15,412
Are you trying to get me killed?
836
01:03:19,174 --> 01:03:20,589
Are you trying to get me killed?
837
01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:23,869
Nah, your career's
on the downturn.
838
01:03:24,145 --> 01:03:27,182
Another two years, you'll
be forming Phantom Postcard.
839
01:03:28,252 --> 01:03:30,323
- Who the fuck are they?
- Exactly.
840
01:03:30,496 --> 01:03:31,496
What?
841
01:03:32,015 --> 01:03:33,533
Fuck you, you cunt!
842
01:03:33,568 --> 01:03:34,914
I'm on the up!
843
01:03:36,019 --> 01:03:37,158
Agnes.
844
01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:39,608
If you really love him,
845
01:03:40,057 --> 01:03:41,887
make him immortal.
846
01:03:44,475 --> 01:03:46,512
You're a revolutionary.
847
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:03,080
No.
848
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:05,255
I'm just a fan.
849
01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:11,261
Would you mind, um...
850
01:04:11,986 --> 01:04:13,401
signing this?
851
01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:14,574
Um...
852
01:04:15,472 --> 01:04:17,854
and, yeah, I've
got a pen as well.
853
01:04:18,095 --> 01:04:21,409
If you could write, "To Agnes,
854
01:04:21,719 --> 01:04:23,238
"my greatest fan,"
855
01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:27,656
um, "Love forever, Alex."
856
01:04:28,726 --> 01:04:30,280
And just put a kiss there.
857
01:04:33,317 --> 01:04:35,526
Thank you. You
can keep the pen.
858
01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,004
I'm the one chasing him.
859
01:05:06,419 --> 01:05:08,111
I'm always chasing him.
860
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,699
Through time...
861
01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:17,016
I... do... not...
want... thee.
862
01:05:59,024 --> 01:06:00,473
He's Beauty...
863
01:06:01,785 --> 01:06:03,338
and I'm the Beast.
864
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:06,721
- Limerence.
- Bless you.
865
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,688
Beautiful word, isn't it?
866
01:06:08,723 --> 01:06:10,311
A state of infatuation
867
01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:13,521
where intrusive fantasies
cannibalise the mind.
868
01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:16,075
And that's what I've had?
869
01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:18,077
I'd say so.
870
01:06:19,216 --> 01:06:21,770
Since you first clapped
eyes on your... rock star.
871
01:06:22,323 --> 01:06:23,427
Chartbreakers.
872
01:06:24,394 --> 01:06:26,085
I remember it vividly.
873
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:30,055
You started to believe he was
singing to you. Only to you.
874
01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:34,714
And then you began to expand
the fantasy beyond that frame
875
01:06:34,749 --> 01:06:36,337
and into other scenarios.
876
01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:40,617
It was historical fantasies.
877
01:06:40,858 --> 01:06:42,205
Ideas I got...
878
01:06:42,239 --> 01:06:45,139
From films, books, music videos?
879
01:06:45,173 --> 01:06:48,418
I'm sure many of them
were far-fetched? Silly?
880
01:06:48,452 --> 01:06:49,798
They were beautiful.
881
01:06:52,767 --> 01:06:54,010
Well...
882
01:06:55,183 --> 01:06:56,460
They were mine.
883
01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:59,049
You formed dreams
to protect yourself
884
01:06:59,084 --> 01:07:01,569
then chose someone who
would never love you
885
01:07:01,603 --> 01:07:03,571
so you could stay in them.
886
01:07:06,712 --> 01:07:07,747
Fuck.
887
01:07:10,509 --> 01:07:12,718
It felt so real.
888
01:07:12,752 --> 01:07:14,409
It was all you, Agnes!
889
01:07:17,102 --> 01:07:18,689
- What a twat.
- Yes!
890
01:07:18,724 --> 01:07:19,759
But...
891
01:07:19,794 --> 01:07:22,659
you didn't die this
time, did you? You lived!
892
01:07:24,799 --> 01:07:25,903
Some life.
893
01:07:25,938 --> 01:07:29,838
Yes, life is drab and
difficult and disappointing.
894
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:31,737
But it's real.
895
01:07:37,536 --> 01:07:38,640
Can I wake up now?
896
01:07:38,675 --> 01:07:41,091
Yes. You can wake up, Agnes.
897
01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:43,542
The dream is over.
898
01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:45,785
Help yourself to cookies!
899
01:07:56,244 --> 01:07:57,452
Projection!
900
01:07:57,728 --> 01:08:00,490
We often pursue
people who hate us
901
01:08:00,524 --> 01:08:02,319
because we hate ourselves.
902
01:08:02,354 --> 01:08:05,322
When the best you can hope for
is someone with his own teeth
903
01:08:05,357 --> 01:08:06,910
and a driving licence.
904
01:08:06,944 --> 01:08:08,429
That's the end for today.
905
01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:10,569
Please, please...
906
01:08:10,603 --> 01:08:14,780
stack the chairs like
considerate, normal human beings.
907
01:08:16,230 --> 01:08:18,301
I can smell fish,
can you smell fish?
908
01:08:42,635 --> 01:08:44,637
Find your fortune.
909
01:09:11,699 --> 01:09:15,220
- I'm so embarrassed, Meg.
- Agnes, it's OK to have dreams!
910
01:09:15,254 --> 01:09:16,704
That's who you are.
911
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,741
Take away the fantasies,
you've just got a madwoman
912
01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:21,881
who's unemployed and
in a mountain of debt.
913
01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:23,435
What about reincarnation?
914
01:09:23,469 --> 01:09:26,162
I was never Cleopatra.
I wish I was.
915
01:09:27,024 --> 01:09:28,509
That's sad.
916
01:09:28,543 --> 01:09:29,786
Is it?
917
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:30,925
It's living.
918
01:09:32,306 --> 01:09:34,446
I'd love it if there was some...
919
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,311
divine benevolent
force of eternal love
920
01:09:37,345 --> 01:09:38,553
in the universe,
921
01:09:38,898 --> 01:09:41,832
ready to engulf me in
its protective glow.
922
01:09:42,039 --> 01:09:44,214
But I suspect there's
just shitting and dying
923
01:09:44,249 --> 01:09:45,698
and not much else.
924
01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:47,183
Make the best of it.
925
01:09:48,874 --> 01:09:50,600
- How's Alex...
- Shh!
926
01:09:50,634 --> 01:09:53,948
I'm not supposed to mention
his name, I'm on a detox.
927
01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:54,983
Oh, OK.
928
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,022
I mean, it never
would've worked out.
929
01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:00,748
There was no spark.
930
01:10:01,369 --> 01:10:02,577
He got a restraining order?
931
01:10:02,612 --> 01:10:04,890
Yeah, technically,
there is that as well.
932
01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:07,203
But I will always love him, Meg.
933
01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:10,689
There's nothing I
can do about it.
934
01:10:10,723 --> 01:10:12,484
He lives immortal in my head.
935
01:10:13,519 --> 01:10:15,418
It's the least I can do for him.
936
01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:18,593
I set the canary free though.
937
01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:20,630
- You did?
- Yeah.
938
01:10:20,664 --> 01:10:23,771
Oh, no, no. Canaries
can't survive in the wild.
939
01:10:23,805 --> 01:10:25,704
They starve, or get eaten.
940
01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:30,295
Oh, God.
941
01:10:31,365 --> 01:10:32,538
Oh, no.
942
01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:34,264
Uh, Agnes?
943
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,888
Listen, there's something I've
been meaning to tell you...
944
01:10:37,923 --> 01:10:38,958
Meg.
945
01:10:40,753 --> 01:10:43,963
You're the only person
who ever cares, and...
946
01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:46,380
I always push you away.
947
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,383
But I've broken the cycle.
948
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:51,833
I know, but you can
get another one.
949
01:10:51,868 --> 01:10:53,525
I'm getting married.
950
01:10:55,975 --> 01:10:57,045
What?
951
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,323
Who to?
952
01:10:59,358 --> 01:11:00,980
He saved my life, Meg.
953
01:11:03,707 --> 01:11:04,743
Do you love him?
954
01:11:05,985 --> 01:11:08,505
He's got his own teeth
and a driving licence.
955
01:11:08,988 --> 01:11:11,094
And he never leaves me alone!
956
01:11:11,128 --> 01:11:12,923
That's not love, Agnes.
957
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:17,963
You only live once, Meg.
958
01:11:23,106 --> 01:11:24,694
Hey! Hi!
959
01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:26,903
There he is! Come
and meet him.
960
01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,494
This is my fiancé.
961
01:11:31,528 --> 01:11:33,012
- Aww.
- This is Meg!
962
01:11:33,047 --> 01:11:34,566
Hey, Meg. Aww!
963
01:11:34,945 --> 01:11:37,534
She's mine now.
964
01:11:37,569 --> 01:11:39,295
Aww. Ooh, watch out.
965
01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:40,605
Oh.
966
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,436
I'm sorry...
967
01:11:42,815 --> 01:11:44,990
I'll get more on you!
968
01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,130
Hey! Don't you dare!
969
01:11:47,164 --> 01:11:48,787
Don't you fucking dare.
970
01:12:13,846 --> 01:12:16,435
Ladies and gentlemen, we
are gathered here today
971
01:12:16,470 --> 01:12:19,127
to witness the union of this man
972
01:12:19,818 --> 01:12:22,786
and this woman.
973
01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:26,480
George and Agnes
974
01:12:26,514 --> 01:12:29,137
will be joined in
holy matrimony.
975
01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:44,049
She is reborn!
976
01:12:46,085 --> 01:12:49,123
As good as new.
977
01:12:49,779 --> 01:12:50,918
Magic!
978
01:12:59,685 --> 01:13:00,790
Oh!
979
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,759
Delicious!
980
01:13:07,969 --> 01:13:10,662
And now, for my next trick...
981
01:13:19,222 --> 01:13:21,189
The Wheel of Doom!
982
01:13:45,110 --> 01:13:47,526
You fustiluggs mopsey...
983
01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,463
'Ere!
984
01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:54,568
Agnes!
985
01:13:58,848 --> 01:14:00,194
She survived.
986
01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,509
Agnes.
987
01:14:06,269 --> 01:14:07,269
Hey.
988
01:14:07,995 --> 01:14:09,203
I'm sorry, George.
989
01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:17,142
Agnes.
990
01:14:17,176 --> 01:14:18,177
Agnes!
991
01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:19,662
Agnes!
992
01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,595
My God...
993
01:14:21,629 --> 01:14:22,872
I've gotta get out of here.
994
01:14:23,528 --> 01:14:24,563
Where's the door?
995
01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:32,191
George...
996
01:14:34,297 --> 01:14:35,885
you don't have to do this.
997
01:14:37,714 --> 01:14:39,198
I kinda do.
998
01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:40,752
I don't know why.
999
01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,099
Till death do us part!
1000
01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:56,733
No one ever asks me what I want.
1001
01:14:56,768 --> 01:14:58,873
Maybe I want to be a
better, more caring person
1002
01:14:58,908 --> 01:15:01,186
but no one ever takes the time!
1003
01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:04,810
Stop it!
1004
01:15:08,158 --> 01:15:10,022
What?
1005
01:15:12,093 --> 01:15:13,992
I just want freedom, George.
1006
01:15:14,268 --> 01:15:15,718
To be who I want to be.
1007
01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:18,237
And I want you to be
who you want to be.
1008
01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:21,620
Please, let me go.
1009
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:27,730
OK.
1010
01:15:30,077 --> 01:15:31,112
OK.
1011
01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:37,912
Can I have this one?
1012
01:15:37,947 --> 01:15:39,051
- OK.
- OK.
1013
01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,847
I love you.
1014
01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:48,647
Agnes?
1015
01:15:51,788 --> 01:15:52,858
Agnes?
1016
01:15:53,307 --> 01:15:54,826
Say you believe.
1017
01:15:56,034 --> 01:15:57,311
In what?
1018
01:15:57,345 --> 01:15:58,933
In reincarnation.
1019
01:16:01,626 --> 01:16:02,834
I believe.
1020
01:16:03,766 --> 01:16:05,112
Then I'll see you again.
1021
01:17:35,202 --> 01:17:36,755
Oh!
1022
01:17:37,825 --> 01:17:38,826
Oh...
1023
01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:41,070
Fucking hell, don't do that.
1024
01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:43,003
Sorry.
1025
01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,254
Look at this.
1026
01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:55,878
Look at that.
1027
01:17:56,326 --> 01:17:58,052
- Aww!
- That's you.
1028
01:17:58,432 --> 01:18:00,779
Oh, you did that? Aww.
1029
01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:01,884
Good, aren't I?
1030
01:18:01,918 --> 01:18:04,058
Yeah, you're an
amazing... artist.
1031
01:18:04,093 --> 01:18:05,197
Thank you.
1032
01:18:13,447 --> 01:18:14,793
Am I dying?
1033
01:18:16,346 --> 01:18:17,382
Well...
1034
01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:20,481
either your cells are
switching off, one by one...
1035
01:18:21,317 --> 01:18:24,182
and this is one final,
thrilling hallucination
1036
01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:25,216
or...
1037
01:18:25,942 --> 01:18:28,427
reincarnation is real.
1038
01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:31,879
Your fantasies are real.
1039
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,881
Either way...
1040
01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,434
that was your last life.
1041
01:18:36,228 --> 01:18:37,402
That's it.
1042
01:18:41,578 --> 01:18:42,959
Come on.
1043
01:18:46,204 --> 01:18:47,412
Where are we going?
1044
01:18:47,446 --> 01:18:50,518
You are going to merge
into the consciousness.
1045
01:18:50,553 --> 01:18:53,452
Love. Acceptance.
You're gonna love it.
1046
01:18:53,487 --> 01:18:55,213
- It's what you wanted.
- Uh, no.
1047
01:18:55,247 --> 01:18:56,559
I... hang on.
1048
01:18:56,593 --> 01:19:00,011
I was chasing Alex
because he had something
1049
01:19:00,045 --> 01:19:01,460
that I wanted.
1050
01:19:01,495 --> 01:19:02,979
That I needed.
1051
01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:05,395
I have ambitions, you know.
1052
01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,226
Me. Dreams. Like
everyone else.
1053
01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:11,263
Yeah, but he...
1054
01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:14,542
was my god.
1055
01:19:17,511 --> 01:19:18,754
This...
1056
01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:20,825
I... I can't.
1057
01:19:20,859 --> 01:19:24,311
I'm just here,
doing this menial...
1058
01:19:25,105 --> 01:19:26,865
stuff, it's humiliating.
1059
01:19:27,348 --> 01:19:29,247
So rebel against it.
1060
01:19:30,282 --> 01:19:31,525
What?
1061
01:19:33,113 --> 01:19:34,873
I'm my own god.
1062
01:19:35,598 --> 01:19:36,598
Agnes.
1063
01:19:38,843 --> 01:19:40,499
- I'm a revolutionary.
- Agnes.
1064
01:19:41,535 --> 01:19:42,812
Agnes!
1065
01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:46,505
Agnes!
1066
01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:56,895
I know what I have to do.
1067
01:20:14,154 --> 01:20:16,328
You're breaking my
heart, you fuckers.
1068
01:20:24,164 --> 01:20:25,406
Loser!
1069
01:20:27,374 --> 01:20:28,478
Alex.
1070
01:20:38,454 --> 01:20:40,387
I'm gonna set us free.
1071
01:21:20,047 --> 01:21:21,152
It's time.
1072
01:21:54,599 --> 01:21:58,361
♪ I've searched time for you
1073
01:21:59,155 --> 01:22:02,227
♪ It's a mystery
1074
01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:07,715
♪ Why we're torn in two
1075
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,649
♪ It's our history
1076
01:22:11,754 --> 01:22:16,172
♪ I can see it now
1077
01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:19,658
♪ A heart split in two
1078
01:22:20,418 --> 01:22:24,422
♪ Seems like eternity
1079
01:22:25,009 --> 01:22:28,495
♪ Just to be with you
1080
01:22:31,015 --> 01:22:33,051
♪ And even though
1081
01:22:33,086 --> 01:22:35,260
♪ We both must part
1082
01:22:35,295 --> 01:22:39,437
♪ I'll live on in
your eternal heart ♪
1083
01:23:14,196 --> 01:23:15,991
I love you.
68544
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