Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,008
[sultry music playing]
2
00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:09,883
[echoing] Please!
3
00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,093
I'm begging you.
4
00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,344
Don't go.
5
00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,346
I can't live without you.
6
00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,931
[J.D.] Well, darlin'...
7
00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:19,935
That bronco out there,
it, uh... ain't gonna ride itself.
8
00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,563
What about this bronco?
9
00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,355
Take me, cowboy.
10
00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,857
[J.D.] I'll take you right now.
11
00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,651
- [Margo] Ooh!
- [J.D.] Mm! Mm! Mm!
12
00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,738
- [loud clattering downstairs]
- [J.D. gasps]
13
00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:31,488
[Margo] What was that?
14
00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,825
- [steady beeping]
- [echoing] Stay here.
15
00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,452
I got this.
16
00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,371
[beeping growing louder]
17
00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,750
[J.D.] Margo, what are you...
What is goin' on?
18
00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,251
You're baking?
19
00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,961
Thought you were celiac.
20
00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:48,005
No, those aren't for me, silly.
21
00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,967
I'm making homemade biscuits
for Paul and Lydia.
22
00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,219
You know, butter them up.
23
00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,514
- Seal the deal on the house.
- You really think they'll sell it to us?
24
00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,143
The woman practically killed me.
I'd say she owes me.
25
00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,482
[Mikey] Jesus Christ,
it's like a fuckin' sauna in here.
26
00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,650
You gonna keep me
a prisoner forever, asshole?
27
00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:11,111
[Paul] Keep calling me "asshole,"
and you'll find out.
28
00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,864
- [Mikey] Go fuck yourself.
- [Paul] No, you fuck yourself!
29
00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,699
[Mikey] No, no, no!
I said it first! Fuck you!
30
00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,035
- Go fuck yourself.
- Fuck.
31
00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,037
[Paul] Talk to the spiders,
you... fuckin' dick.
32
00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,163
[Mikey] Fuck you!
33
00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,832
[Lydia] Oh my God. I need a shower.
34
00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:27,629
Can I have my dryer, or are you
too busy entombing your brother?
35
00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,839
- All done.
- [Mikey] Lydia, is that you?
36
00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,257
- Uh...
- No, no, no. Sh, sh, sh!
37
00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,717
[Mikey] Lydia, let me out! Come on!
38
00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,135
- No, don't. Look.
- [Mikey] Please.
39
00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,471
- I got him. Huh?
- [Mikey] I'm not a monster. I'm an addict.
40
00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,516
- He's trapped. Shut up!
- [Mikey] People are lookin' for me, Paul.
41
00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,518
{\an8}- Oh, bullshit.
- [Mikey] And they will find me.
42
00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,311
Behind a sealed wall?
43
00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,687
Good luck, shithead!
44
00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,023
[Mikey] You don't know these guys, man.
They're hunters.
45
00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,525
Especially when they're owed money.
46
00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,069
They don't find me,
they're gonna come find you.
47
00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,530
Oh, oh, oh! I'm so scared!
48
00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,365
Actually, that does sound scary.
49
00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,076
[Paul] No. No, he's full of shit.
50
00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,787
- Where'd that hat come from?
- Oh! Margo found it.
51
00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,247
It belonged to Jacob.
52
00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,165
- [Paul] Yeah.
- I think he wanted me to have it.
53
00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,334
Yeah? Is he talkin' through
baseball caps now?
54
00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,044
You can be a real prick, you know?
55
00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,838
What? It's a legitimate question.
56
00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,464
No, the legitimate question is,
57
00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,926
when did you become
such a full-on psychopath?
58
00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,554
How long are you gonna leave him
plastered in the wall, Paul?
59
00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,390
What do you want me to do?
Huh? He has evidence on us.
60
00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,768
Trust me. The only way he'll give it up
is if he thinks he's gonna die in there.
61
00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,770
You're gonna die in there!
62
00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,981
- [Mikey] Fuck you!
- Ha ha!
63
00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,191
Paul, he's a father.
64
00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:32,234
Think of Nate.
65
00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,486
I hid some water in there. He'll be fine.
66
00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,072
Oh, okay, yeah.
67
00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,158
Jesus. What's happened to us?
68
00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,951
We used to be so normal.
69
00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,746
We'd go to Costco. We played Boggle.
70
00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,582
We had friends.
71
00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,666
A few friends we could tolerate.
72
00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,502
How is this our life?
73
00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,379
[sighs] I don't know.
74
00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:53,881
Ask the hat.
75
00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,092
["Home Sweet Home" by Mötley Crüe playing]
76
00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,012
Oh...
77
00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,806
F... fuck.
78
00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,435
♪ I'm on my way ♪
79
00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,854
♪ I'm on my way ♪
80
00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,482
♪ Home sweet home ♪
81
00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,861
♪ I'm on my way ♪
82
00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,445
{\an8}♪ I'm on my way... ♪
83
00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,155
{\an8}[Sarah] It's gonna be so nice
84
00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,908
{\an8}to take walks on this street
with our little bambino.
85
00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:24,161
- Knock on wood.
- I don't even need to. I feel positive.
86
00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,413
Probably 'cause I deleted
all my social media apps.
87
00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,081
- Including Citizen.
- [Leslie gasps]
88
00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:31,210
- Okay, excuse me, Major Growth.
- Thanks.
89
00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,503
Captain Impressed reporting for duty.
90
00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,504
Right?
91
00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,423
{\an8}Like, I don't need
to know every single time
92
00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,467
{\an8}a French bulldog
gets kidnapped at gunpoint.
93
00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,426
How does that help?
94
00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,428
- It doesn't.
- Yeah.
95
00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,471
[Leslie pops lips]
96
00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:46,350
You're doing that thing with your lip
that you do when you're hiding something.
97
00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,851
- What thing?
- [pops lips] That thing.
98
00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,269
[pops lips] Fine!
99
00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,980
I might have found out
how the boy in the house died.
100
00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,857
- Lydia's son?
- [sighs] I didn't wanna tell you.
101
00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,276
- You'd get upset 'cause he was murdered.
- I don't wanna know...
102
00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:59,029
He was murdered?
Why did you just tell me that?
103
00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,157
- I thought you were asking me to.
- I was asking you not to.
104
00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:05,160
Okay, it... it's an unsolved murder
from three years ago.
105
00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,579
- It was unsolved?
- It's in the past.
106
00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,497
Oh, m...
107
00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,749
All right.
I'm sure a lot of Indigenous people
108
00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,210
were also murdered on the block,
if that helps.
109
00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:16,089
What kind of sick fuck
would I be if that helped?
110
00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,216
The kind I love.
111
00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,175
[sighs]
112
00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,136
[quirky music playing]
113
00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,514
Oh God. That's a bad sign.
114
00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,309
- [Margo] Where's the "for sale" sign?
- [J.D.] That can't be good.
115
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,352
Definitely not good.
116
00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:33,021
Let's not assume the worst.
We would've heard if it sold.
117
00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:36,275
There's no way it's sold.
I told her we wanted it yesterday.
118
00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,318
What other explanation is there?
119
00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,362
Maybe they took it down
after they read our letter.
120
00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,447
Yeah, but wouldn't Greg
have said something?
121
00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,325
I can't believe
that bitch didn't say anything.
122
00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:48,203
It's fine.
Maybe this is the sign we needed.
123
00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,121
For what?
124
00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,082
- That it isn't meant to be.
- What happened to feelin' so positive?
125
00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,918
It got snuffed out
by a child's unsolved murder.
126
00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,796
I mean, Lydia did look pretty haunted
the other day.
127
00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,756
To be honest, I've been thinkin' about,
128
00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:03,427
you know, maybe shakin' up
the old career, tryin' somethin' new.
129
00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,803
What, like streaming?
130
00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,680
Like movin' back to my hometown.
131
00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,515
- Oklahoma?
- Yeah.
132
00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:09,933
You can't be serious.
133
00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,145
You have to admit the brother-in-law
who answered the door was creepy.
134
00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,105
Extremely, but... [huffs]
135
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,607
...this is our dream home, okay?
136
00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:20,027
I mean, we can't let
a little murder get in the way of that.
137
00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,236
[sighs] You're right.
138
00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:24,740
They actually call it the Great Plains.
It's just wide-open spaces.
139
00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,118
- [barking and growling]
- [J.D.] Whoa, Mr. Bojangles.
140
00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,328
- Easy, boy. Ah...
- [growling]
141
00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,788
- Hi, Phyllis.
- Come on, Mr. B, let's go.
142
00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,707
[barking continues]
143
00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:34,916
Hey, Margo?
144
00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,752
Margo, what are you doin'?
145
00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,880
I'll tell you what I'm not doing.
I am not giving up on your dream house.
146
00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,715
Well, what about Possum's Hollow?
147
00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,258
Fuck Possum's Hollow.
148
00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,636
- [J.D.] It's a beautiful place.
- [doorbell rings]
149
00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,013
[Paul] Were you expectin' anyone?
150
00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,391
N... not for the house.
I told Greg to take the sign down.
151
00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,895
- [Paul] Course you did.
- [Mikey] I gotta go to the bathroom.
152
00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,731
- That's what the bucket's for!
- [Mikey grunts]
153
00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,649
[doorbell ringing repeatedly]
154
00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,694
[Paul] Jesus, who the hell is that?
155
00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,571
Where the hell are they?
They're in there. I hear clanging.
156
00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:05,822
I don't know.
157
00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,533
You don't think it could be
one of Mikey's friends, do you?
158
00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,286
I doubt they ring doorbells.
159
00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,081
It's probably just one of those
solar panel people. They're relentless.
160
00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,876
- [doorbell continues ringing]
- Either way, when they leave, we do.
161
00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,294
Be nice to get some fresh air.
162
00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,505
[grunts in frustration]
163
00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,632
- Okay, now where are you going?
- Just follow my lead.
164
00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:27,345
[J.D.] Do you have a script I can follow?
Improv has never been my strong suit.
165
00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,972
[Lydia] So, what? Our plan is
to let Mikey decompose in the walls
166
00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,432
while we hide in the woods forever?
167
00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,558
We're not hiding.
168
00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:37,230
We're having tacos
and enjoying some peace and quiet.
169
00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:44,445
Jacob would've loved this view.
You can see the stadium so clearly.
170
00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,073
Yeah.
171
00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,410
- [woman giggling]
- [gasps]
172
00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,495
[splutters] What?
173
00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,747
- That guy, he just proposed.
- What... [sighs]
174
00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,873
[Lydia gasps] Oh, look.
175
00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:59,209
- Oh, they're so young and in love.
- [Paul] Okay. All right.
176
00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:03,297
Talk to me in a few years when those hands
are around each other's necks.
177
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,509
- Do you even like me anymore?
- [Paul] What?
178
00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:11,263
- [Lydia] Well, it's a legitimate question.
- Oh, come on. Why would you ask that?
179
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,892
Well, because everything I say or do
seems to really annoy you.
180
00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,269
You've been dismissive.
181
00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:22,023
Oh, could you just take a... a day off
from breaking my balls, please?
182
00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,276
- [scoffs]
- What? I just wanna relax.
183
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,319
- [Margo] Shut the fuck up.
- Why not--
184
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,863
Are you kidding me? Hi.
185
00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,030
- [Paul laughs]
- [J.D.] Whoa!
186
00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,575
- Oh my gosh. Well, hello.
- Wow. How about that?
187
00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,826
[Margo] This is insane.
188
00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,745
- We were literally just talking about you.
- [Paul] Oh boy.
189
00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,415
- [Lydia] Really?
- Isn't that right, J.D.?
190
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,791
Indeed. Indeed, yes.
191
00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,252
What are the odds
we'd run into our neighbors here?
192
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,421
Maybe the universe
is tryin' to tell us something.
193
00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,465
Maybe we should move to a bigger city.
194
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,799
- [chuckles]
- [Margo giggles]
195
00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,135
- Too true. [laughs]
- [Margo] Is that the plan?
196
00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,471
'Cause we noticed
that the "for sale" sign was down.
197
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:57,142
And I was like, "Gosh, hope my girl Lydia
didn't accept an offer and not tell me."
198
00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,769
- Uh, we took it off the market for a beat.
- [Paul] No.
199
00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,146
No, but it's still for sale.
200
00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,148
Just having second thoughts, or...
201
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,609
- Maybe.
- I'm not.
202
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,612
Do, uh... do you guys hike here often?
203
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,655
- Yeah. On special occasions.
- Never. I mean...
204
00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:11,698
- Yeah.
- It's my birthday.
205
00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,408
- [Lydia] Oh!
- It is?
206
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,243
- I thought--
- Oh, stop!
207
00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:17,537
He always pretends not to remember.
208
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,456
- [Paul chuckling]
- He's pretty funny.
209
00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,166
- [Paul] Yeah.
- Guilty!
210
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,085
- No short-term memory whatsoever!
- [chuckling]
211
00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,086
Just shot.
212
00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,047
- Well, happy birthday.
- [Paul] Well, yeah.
213
00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,173
- Thank you.
- It's a big day.
214
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,967
Thank you. It is. It's a big one. 33.
215
00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,178
- [laughs] Wow.
- [Paul] Oh.
216
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,474
- That's a baby.
- Yeah, I mean, that's young. So young.
217
00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,808
- We don't wanna interrupt your picnic.
- Yeah.
218
00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,936
- [Paul] Yeah.
- [Lydia] Yeah.
219
00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,813
But, um... I mean,
unless you guys want company?
220
00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:47,025
- Well, we were actually just heading back.
- [Paul] Oh... Yeah.
221
00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,026
[Lydia] Happy birthday.
222
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,403
- [Paul] All done.
- Aw, thank you.
223
00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,196
Oh, you know what?
224
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:55,158
I should just... head back
to the ladies' real quick.
225
00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,826
You know me and my baby bladder. Hmm!
226
00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,119
- [laughs] Bye.
- [Paul] Okay.
227
00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,205
- [Margo] Ciao.
- [J.D.] Indeed.
228
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,123
- Indeed.
- [Lydia chuckles]
229
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:04,084
- [J.D.] A small world, huh?
- [Paul] Yeah, right?
230
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,253
- [Lydia] Yeah.
- [J.D.] Until they lose your luggage.
231
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,256
- [chuckles] Right?
- [Lydia] And then... Yeah. No, it's...
232
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,550
- [Paul] Yeah.
- [J.D.] Man.
233
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,678
[Leslie] Mmm, here we go.
Curbside delivery.
234
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,098
- Don't forget to tip your driver.
- Okay.
235
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,642
You okay? Vibe check?
236
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:21,810
Good. I'm good. Yeah.
237
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,396
- Because vibes matter.
- Uh-huh.
238
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,023
- All vibes matter?
- Nope.
239
00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,821
- I love you.
- I love you.
240
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,708
[suspenseful music playing]
241
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,012
[sent notification beeps]
242
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,565
[Paul] The fuck is this?
243
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,401
Somebody slashed our tires.
244
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,654
Well, we're at a city park. You probably
drove over glass or something.
245
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,198
[Paul] On both tires?
246
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,492
And my phone has no reception. Great.
247
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,120
- [Lydia] Oh.
- [Paul] Oh, fuck.
248
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,997
Do you have a second phone?
249
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:24,957
It's Mikey's.
250
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:28,043
Oh my God. Mikey's guys.
251
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,253
Maybe they slashed our tires.
252
00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,881
Okay, okay. Let's not jump to conclusions.
253
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,382
In fact, you know what?
254
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,344
Now that I look at it,
yeah, it's glass. You're right.
255
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,012
Uh, stop placating me.
256
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,557
No. What? No. It's a very glassy area.
257
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,435
Looks like people come here
just to break bottles.
258
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,519
- [Lydia] Ah...
- Come on.
259
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,564
Let's find some better reception
and call a tow truck.
260
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,607
[Lydia] Okay.
261
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,693
[suspenseful music playing]
262
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,457
- [phone chimes]
- [music stops]
263
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,835
Hey, Siri. Read text.
264
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,213
[Siri] Greg the Realtor said,
"Hey, doll, sorry for delay."
265
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,507
"Was in sensory deprivation chamber."
266
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,509
"Bad news, house is off market."
267
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,471
"Good news, only because
Mr. Morgan's brother died very suddenly."
268
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,392
"So 'dot.'
Should be back in biz soon. Ta."
269
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,560
Would you like to reply?
270
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,604
Hey, Siri. Call Greg Realtor.
271
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,273
Calling Greg the Realtor.
272
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,149
[ringing tone]
273
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,151
[ice rattling]
274
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,487
Ah!
275
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,822
Everyone okay with tequila?
276
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,408
- Good for me.
- Sure.
277
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,077
[upbeat jazz starts playing]
278
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:44,995
[Lydia murmurs]
279
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,457
I can't believe you agreed
to come to their house.
280
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,460
What was I gonna say? They gave us a ride.
281
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,254
- It is her birthday, hmm?
- Uh, yeah.
282
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,463
- Thirty-three.
- Yeah.
283
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,091
Would you rather be there?
284
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:58,925
[Lydia] Oh jeez.
285
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,510
- [Mikey yelling]
- [Paul chuckles]
286
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,972
- At least he's using the bucket.
- [Mikey groans]
287
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,807
[alert chimes]
288
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,602
Oh... Wow. You still have our sex alarm?
289
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,104
Eh, you know me. Never delete anything.
290
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,274
Hmm. I guess we've missed a few.
291
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,735
It's been three years.
292
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,573
All righty. Who wants a, uh... Margo-rita?
293
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,867
This gal does.
294
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,868
Whoa.
295
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,327
- [Paul] Yeah.
- [laughs] Okay!
296
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,164
- [Paul] Thanks.
- [Lydia] Yeah. Oh wow.
297
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,957
- [J.D. grunts] Okay.
- [Paul] Okay. All right.
298
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,876
Careful. They're a bit spicy.
299
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,545
Much like the, uh... senorita
they're named after.
300
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:38,006
- You would know. Come here.
- I--
301
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,758
- Uh... Ow.
- [Margo] Mmm!
302
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,342
- [J.D.] Thank you.
- [Paul] Okay.
303
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,344
Thank you. All right. Thank you.
304
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,721
Appreciate it. Thank you.
305
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,098
Anyone interested in some hot tub action?
306
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,392
I believe I'll stay on dry land.
307
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:52,979
Aw. Lydia? Paul?
A little soak with the birthday girl?
308
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:54,647
Uh, sorry. I'm gonna pass.
309
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,109
Mm. Boo. Paul?
310
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,945
Oh, come on.
You know you want to. Come on.
311
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,615
Oh, come on. Please?
312
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,033
Uh, all right.
313
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,036
- Eh, what the hell? Yeah.
- [Margo] All right!
314
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,246
Okay. Careful. No lifeguard on duty.
315
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,706
- [laughs]
- [J.D.] Right?
316
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,458
- Yeah. Be careful. Yeah.
- [J.D.] Yeah.
317
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419
[suspenseful music playing]
318
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,470
- Yay! Cookies?
- Yep.
319
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,931
And I spoke to Greg,
and we're still in the running.
320
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,890
- Okay?
- Okay!
321
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,892
They took the house off the market
for a second
322
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,520
to, uh, deal with
some family mishegoss thing.
323
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,647
Mishegoss?
324
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,192
Huh. Did he mention
what kind of mishegoss?
325
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,028
Uh, he... Uh, what did he say?
326
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,446
[pops lips] Um...
327
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,741
- Oh, you know exactly what he said.
- [sighs]
328
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,285
There might have been
a death in the family
329
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:53,082
of a creepy someone we met yesterday.
330
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,085
The brother-in-law is dead?
331
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,421
And I might have looked him up
and found out that he's a convicted felon
332
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,799
that might have been thrown in prison
three years ago.
333
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,801
- Which lines up with--
- I think Lydia killed him!
334
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,386
What? Jacob?
335
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,098
- No. The brother-in-law.
- What are you talking about?
336
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,268
[sighs] Okay.
I may have reloaded the Citizen app.
337
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,185
Of course you did.
338
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:18,189
And there may be a neighbor
who sent me a video of Lydia
339
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,568
maybe attacking the brother-in-law.
340
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,238
[Leslie] Did the neighbor
make it a boomerang?
341
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,616
And she may have also told me
that she has proof
342
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,452
that Jacob's murder was an inside job.
343
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,912
Because Paul, the husband, has a gun.
344
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,998
- What?
- Okay. I may have been snooping.
345
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,959
I saw him hide a gun in the piano
that mysteriously disappeared.
346
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,295
Oh my God!
347
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,213
Wait.
348
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,714
You don't think...
349
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,758
- Lydia killed the son! What?
- Paul killed the son! What?
350
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,385
[suspenseful music playing]
351
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,388
- [water bubbling]
- [Paul] Ah!
352
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,307
Ah, this feels good.
353
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,309
I could use one of these babies.
354
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,311
You and Lydia should get one.
355
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,771
Oh, that'll never happen.
356
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,400
No, she hates anything to do with water.
357
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,694
Yeah. Hot tubs, pools, beaches.
358
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,280
Beaches? How does anyone hate a beach?
359
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,199
I love the beach.
360
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,618
She prefers mountains.
361
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,454
Well... So, yeah, that's where we go.
362
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,373
Well, that's no fair.
363
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,002
You should get to do stuff
you like to do too.
364
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,380
I agree.
365
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,091
[clicks tongue]
366
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,427
Another Margo-rita?
367
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,097
Or is it too spicy for you?
368
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,724
[clicks tongue]
369
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,936
It is not too spicy for me.
370
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,562
Bring it on.
371
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,567
[J.D. winces]
372
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,694
[sighs]
373
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,489
- [Margo laughing]
- [J.D. chuckles softly]
374
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,282
[Paul] Oh God.
375
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,952
- [both laughing]
- [Paul] Yeah.
376
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,204
I still can't believe
we ended up at the park together.
377
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,330
- [Lydia] Huh.
- [chuckles]
378
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,374
I hope you don't think
we were stalkin' you.
379
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,669
Oh, well,
I didn't until you just said that.
380
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,505
No, I'm kidding.
381
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,464
- [chuckles] Can I--
- [laughs] Right!
382
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,591
- Can I help you with anything?
- No, no, no, I'm good.
383
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,843
I just popped
some arancini in the old air fryer.
384
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,387
- So we're covered.
- Oh, wow. Wow.
385
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,013
- I love that you cook.
- Huh.
386
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,556
Paul can't even crack an egg.
387
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:16,891
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
388
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,643
Yeah. No, I, uh... I got really into it.
389
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,730
I portrayed a, uh... a blind chef
in this Hallmark movie.
390
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,440
Love at First Bite. I, uh...
391
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,192
- Maybe you saw it?
- No.
392
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:30,406
Well, anyhow, I, uh... I actually got
to where I could decorate a cake
393
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,949
just looking off to one side.
394
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,076
Just kinda...
395
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,454
- Yeah. Oh, uh-huh.
- Yeah.
396
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,748
- Yeah, 'cause I believe that you're blind.
- Yeah.
397
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,710
- And yet I know that you're not.
- Yeah. See, now I'm cutting it.
398
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,837
- Oh, yeah, look at that. Good.
- Yeah.
399
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,672
- What's that, mime?
- [smacks lips]
400
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,175
See, it's vanilla. See, taste is
very important when you're sight-impaired.
401
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,593
- Wow.
- Yeah.
402
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,886
- Yeah.
- That's impressive.
403
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,347
- Right? Yeah, thank you. Ha!
- [laughs] Yeah. Huh.
404
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,018
Anyhow. No, I... Actually, I...
I used to cook a lot more.
405
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,395
I... I just kinda stopped.
406
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:02,979
How come?
407
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:08,943
I... I don't know. Uh, Harper got older,
and, uh, Margo's vegan after 2:00 p.m.
408
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,153
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
409
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,031
Yeah, I mean, we...
we barely eat together anymore.
410
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,991
- Yeah.
- I don't know what happened.
411
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,994
Um... yeah, it seemed like
such a simple thing, uh...
412
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:18,996
Yeah.
413
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,081
Wish I could get it back.
414
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,126
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- Yeah.
415
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,626
[beeping]
416
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,046
Okay. Shall we dig into those balls?
417
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,882
- Excuse me, the rice balls. The arancini.
- I know what you meant.
418
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,426
- Okay, sorry.
- Yeah, I'm not gonna cancel you.
419
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,927
- [both laugh]
- I know! Ev...
420
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,264
Everyone's so worried about that. Okay.
421
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:42,393
Okay, but to be fair,
she hates everybody on the block.
422
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,895
[Paul] Yeah. Oh yeah.
423
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,898
If Phyllis had her druthers,
we'd all be dead,
424
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,985
and she would rule the street
with that stupid dog, Mr. Jumanji.
425
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,072
- Whatever the fuck his name is.
- [laughs] Bojangles! Mr. Bojangles.
426
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,156
- Bojangles?
- Yes!
427
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,325
- Yeah, that makes more sense.
- [laughs]
428
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,369
'Cause he's such a great dancer. I see it.
429
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,330
- He's...
- [laughing]
430
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,583
I'm having such a great time.
431
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,125
Are you?
432
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,376
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I...
433
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,422
[as Groucho Marx] I've had a perfectly
wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
434
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,758
Who's that?
435
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,010
That's Groucho. That's the...
436
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,262
- The Marx brothers. What?
- Oh, okay.
437
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,808
- I think my grandpa liked them.
- Oh, your grandpa.
438
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,392
I get it. I'm old.
439
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,270
- Thank you.
- That's okay. I like old things.
440
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,730
Well, go fuck yourself.
441
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,440
Okay. Wanna watch?
442
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,609
Uh...
443
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,528
[sighs]
444
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,738
[giggles]
445
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,574
[sniffs]
446
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,493
[tense music playing]
447
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,079
Actually, you know what?
448
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,372
I think I'm gonna get out.
449
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,832
- What? No. Come on.
- Yeah.
450
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,000
- It was just... It was a bad joke.
- No, I know.
451
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,753
- I was kidding.
- I know. It's not that. I... I'm just...
452
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,839
- It's hot. I've been in here--
- No. Shit, I'm sorry.
453
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,716
- [Paul sighs] Uh...
- Shit!
454
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:58,553
Uh... I just... We were having so much fun.
455
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,929
- And then I just ruined it.
- No.
456
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,055
- You didn't ruin it.
- I did.
457
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,056
- You didn't.
- I do this.
458
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,933
- I did.
- I'm telling you the truth. It's fine.
459
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,645
No, it's not fine. It's not fine, okay?
460
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,647
- [Paul sighs]
- I'm a mess.
461
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,693
I don't know what's going on
with me lately. I just...
462
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,363
I barely recognize myself anymore.
Or J. D.
463
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,826
It's like I... I'm not even married
to the same person.
464
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,037
And because he's depressed,
465
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,165
I'm depressed.
466
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,376
And then I have to act like
I'm not depressed
467
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,046
because then
he'll just get more depressed.
468
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,508
[whispers] And I honestly don't know
what he would do.
469
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,179
Yeah. Sorry. That's, uh...
470
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,806
That sounds rough.
471
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:48,020
I know I'm only 33, but I am so tired.
472
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,733
[sniffles] And I want my marriage to work.
473
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,193
I want it to last, but...
474
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,279
["Your Song" playing on piano]
475
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,699
I don't know.
Sometimes, I just want a break.
476
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,411
Hmm.
477
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,456
[J.D.] ♪ It's a little bit funny ♪
478
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,001
♪ That feelin' inside ♪
479
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,712
♪ Now I'm not one of those ♪
480
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,298
♪ Who can easily hide ♪
481
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,301
♪ I don't have much money ♪
482
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,386
- ♪ Margo spends like a fool... ♪
- [Lydia chuckles]
483
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:26,266
♪ And we got Harper in private school ♪
484
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,354
♪ But, boy, if I did ♪
485
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,899
♪ I'd buy a big house where we both... ♪
486
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,234
- [playing off-key]
- ♪ Could... ♪
487
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,944
Shoot, I got lost.
488
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,737
Yeah. Oh, no. I think it's actually...
489
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,615
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Show me.
- Yeah.
490
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,828
♪ And you can tell everybody ♪
491
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:51,625
♪ That this is your song ♪
492
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,253
No, keep goin'! It sounded great.
493
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,921
I for... I forgot it.
494
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,631
- It was wonderful.
- [laughs] Yeah.
495
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,424
- [chuckles]
- Where... So where did you learn?
496
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,302
Oh, I, uh, I taught myself
as a gift for my first wife.
497
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,763
- Oh.
- She really loved Elton.
498
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,850
- Ah.
- And Miguel, her tango teacher.
499
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,060
- Oh. That's a tough pill.
- Yeah.
500
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,603
- Yeah.
- [both chuckle]
501
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,815
Wow. I didn't know...
I didn't realize you were married before.
502
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,942
- Yeah. Yeah, twice.
- Oh!
503
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,986
Well, the first one
only lasted six months.
504
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,487
- You know, we were pretty young.
- Oh.
505
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,614
- And not that smart, but, uh...
- Yeah.
506
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,158
Well, I was married to Harp's mom for 13.
507
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,576
- Years?
- Months.
508
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,078
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Yeah.
509
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,455
Yeah. Harp's actually
with her mother this week.
510
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,457
Yeah.
511
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,252
[J.D.] You know...
512
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,546
Well, I don't mean
to put you on the spot, but...
513
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,631
[inhales]
514
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009
Margo and I have
515
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,345
uh, kind of been
working through some stuff,
516
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,432
and I don't know what I'm gonna do.
517
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:49,974
Oh!
518
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,058
- [J.D.] Yeah.
- Oh.
519
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:54,854
Well... yeah, I mean,
you know, whatever it is,
520
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,816
I'm sure you guys are gonna find your way.
521
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,652
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Yeah.
522
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,571
Right.
523
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,364
Okay, Miss Philharmonic.
Your turn. Come on.
524
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:06,991
- Oh, no.
- Dazzle me.
525
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,200
- I can't.
- Please.
526
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,994
- I can't, really.
- Sure, you can.
527
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,412
I really can't.
528
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,875
I... I haven't been able to,
um, since my son died.
529
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,502
So...
530
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,463
[sniffles]
531
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,132
[J.D.] I'm sorry, Lydia.
532
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,344
What? Oh gosh. What's happening?
533
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:26,970
- No.
- [J.D. sobs]
534
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,056
It's okay.
535
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,557
- No, it's not.
- It's not, but...
536
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,516
[inhales]
537
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,726
[emotional music playing]
538
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,771
Margo and I were here that night.
539
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,065
And uh...
540
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,570
Well, we heard the robber
in the house. [sighs]
541
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,571
[loud clattering]
542
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,531
[Margo] What was that?
543
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,658
[J.D., echoing] I got this.
544
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,786
[tense music playing]
545
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,246
[J.D.] And what I did was...
546
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:55,957
I hid
547
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,418
in the closet.
548
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,797
I coulda stopped him,
549
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,592
but I just wasn't man enough.
550
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,177
I was scared, and that's not right.
551
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,095
No.
552
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,679
[emotional music playing]
553
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,390
You didn't do anything wrong.
554
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,142
We own a gun.
555
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,521
And it was right there.
556
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,316
And I hate myself for not using it.
557
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:28,990
Uh... you would hate yourself
more if you had.
558
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:30,909
Trust me.
559
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,204
- Excuse me, uh...
- No!
560
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,832
- No, I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.
561
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,583
I mean, the song was bad enough.
562
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,336
[Lydia] No, no. Well...
563
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,633
- [Sarah] I have a relationship with her.
- [Leslie] Just... just...
564
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,885
- [Sarah] So...
- [Leslie] Okay.
565
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,387
- All right.
- [sighs]
566
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,556
Are we sure
we wanna go down this rabbit hole?
567
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,934
We're already down it, Alice.
There's no going back.
568
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,395
Mrs. Bojangles?
569
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:00,981
Call me Phyllis.
570
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:06,152
Get ready to have your minds blown.
571
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,238
[dramatic music playing]
572
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,824
[Leslie sighs]
573
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,994
[door opens]
574
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,414
[music fades]
575
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,542
[water running]
576
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,254
She's actually kind of fun.
I, uh... I really like Lydia.
577
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,549
Paul was a real bore. Full snooze.
578
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,012
But... I think I might have convinced him
to sell us the house.
579
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,099
- Yeah? How?
- I just told him what he wanted to hear.
580
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:37,808
[J.D.] Huh.
581
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,478
Looks like you, uh... lost a nail.
582
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,564
[suspenseful music playing]
583
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,357
Oh!
584
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,693
Must've come off in the hot tub.
585
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,201
Remind me to get it
out of the filter tomorrow.
586
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,456
So what could you, uh,
have possibly been talkin' about
587
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:02,082
with that guy all night?
588
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:05,628
Ugh, he's an actor.
He talked about himself the whole time.
589
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,173
- [Paul] Yeah. Right?
- What about you and Margo?
590
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,675
Ah, you know, I... I did
my Groucho Marx impression.
591
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,885
- [Lydia] Uh-huh.
- [Paul] Yeah.
592
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,095
And she claimed not to know who he was.
593
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,680
- [Lydia] Come on!
- [Paul] I know, right?
594
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,807
- [Lydia] God.
- Yeah, I can't put my finger on it.
595
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,602
But there's somethin' off about her.
596
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,854
Uh, yeah, like her age?
597
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,690
- Thirty-three, my ass.
- Yeah, right? I know.
598
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,859
- My God!
- I was like, "Come on, sweetheart."
599
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,402
- "You're not foolin' anybody."
- Right!
600
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,904
- Ha!
- Except her husband.
601
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,030
Ah! Indeed.
602
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,825
- [as J.D.] Indeed!
- [laughing] Right! Yes!
603
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,578
- Ah. You wanna hear somethin' nuts?
- Huh?
604
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,665
She offered me 200 over asking
for the house.
605
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,083
- [Lydia] She did?
- Mm-hmm.
606
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,126
What did you say?
607
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:50,256
I told her that you'd rather light
the house on fire than sell it to her.
608
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,300
- You did not.
- I did not.
609
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:57,180
But I did tell her that, uh,
I'm gonna leave the deciding up to you.
610
00:25:57,847 --> 00:25:59,849
["Home Sweet Home" resumes]
611
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,394
Thank you.
612
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,820
♪ I'm on my way ♪
613
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,406
♪ I'm on my way ♪
614
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,993
♪ Home sweet home ♪
615
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,120
- [music stops]
- [doorbell rings]
616
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,955
- Fuck me. What--
- Ignore it.
617
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:26,125
- ♪ I'm on my way... ♪
- [doorbell ringing repeatedly]
618
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,919
♪ I'm on my way ♪
619
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,215
♪ Home sweet home ♪
620
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:34,842
- ♪ Tonight ♪
- [music stops]
621
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,928
- Shit, it's a cop.
- A cop?
622
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,930
Why... why would a cop...
Why would the cops be here?
623
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:40,932
I don't know!
624
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,018
[suspenseful music playing]
625
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,608
Everything okay, officer?
626
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:51,776
Hey, Uncle Paul.
627
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,613
Hey, Nate.
628
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,907
[dramatic music playing]
47360
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof