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- Look, this is not a
story that I'm making up.
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We were out there,
we saw these...
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They were all over the place.
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And we ran, and we ran,
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and we finally found
this place to hide.
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It was horrible.
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I killed my best friend.
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I killed him.
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I thought...
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I thought he was one of them.
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But it was him.
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It was the aliens.
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The aliens made me kill him.
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It's an invasion,
I'm telling you,
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I've told you once, no
one will listen to me.
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It's an invasion.
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And they're all over the place.
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They're here now.
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There's gonna be more of them,
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and we've gotta find them.
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We've got to, it's the
only thing we can do.
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Please, won't you listen to me?
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My friend is dead,
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I've seen a lot
of people killed.
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These things, these
things are horrible.
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They're aliens from
another planet.
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They are here to
overtake our planet,
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they're here to colonize,
to feed off of us,
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to eat us, they are
here on our planet,
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and we've gotta do
something about them!
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I don't know what
else to tell you,
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I don't know what else to say.
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They're here from another world.
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They're here from another world,
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they're here to kil us,
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they're here to
take over our world.
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We saw them.
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Me and my friends saw them.
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We tried our best to get away,
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and it did not work.
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Nothing we did worked.
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- Thank you.
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- You two sure are
good little helpers.
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- We're Santa's helpers!
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- Mommy, when is Santa coming?
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- Oh, in about one more day.
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- Is he bringing
lots of toys for us?
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- Only if Daddy
gets paid tomorrow.
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- What, Daddy?
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- Oh, nothing honey.
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You know what?
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- What, what?
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- I think this is gonna
be the best Christmas yet.
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What the hell?
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Is that an airplane?
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That was weird.
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Time to get up for work anyway.
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Damn.
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That fuse box must be
on the brink again.
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- Oh, Lady.
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You must be sore, doggy.
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You shouldn't have
run out into the road.
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No.
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Alan, are you
leaving work early?
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- I'll try, but don't
hold your breath.
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- But today is Christmas Eve.
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- Tell that to my
boss, he doesn't care.
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It's just another day to him.
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What's on your agenda?
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- Wrapping gifts, and wrapping
gifts, and wrapping gifts.
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- Sounds like fun,
I'll call you later.
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- Hey, what's Santa
bringing me for Christmas?
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- Well, what do you get a
woman who has everything?
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- More.
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- Bye, Daddy!
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- Bye Daddy!
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- See you later.
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Bye bye.
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Santa's coming tonight.
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- Good!
- Good!
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- See you later.
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- See ya.
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- You guys be good.
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- Okay.
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- I'll see you when
I get home from work.
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See you later.
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- Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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- Maybe Santa will bring me
some sanity for Christmas.
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- I just love the holidays.
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- Bernice!
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Hi, you're home!
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I've been calling
people all day long,
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and I just can't
seem to get anybody.
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Has everybody gone on vacation?
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No, oh that sounds wonderful.
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- Oh, really, oh,
wait a minute, wait.
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Fluffy?
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Oh, my cat's doing something.
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Let me go find out
what's wrong with Fluffy
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and then I'll call
you back, okay?
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Okay, bye.
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy.
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Fluffy, where are you?
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Where's my Fluffernutter,
my bad boy.
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy.
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Are you in the basement?
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You're not supposed to be
in the basement, Fluffy.
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Fluffy, where's my Fluffycat?
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy!
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Come on.
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Fluffy?
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Fluffy.
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Fluffy!
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Oh, Fluffy, ah!
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- Hm, she must be shopping.
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- I don't see Santa.
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- You gotta look in the sky!
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- I don't see Santa!
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What's that?
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- I think it's an elf.
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- I don't want
elf, I want Santa.
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- What is this?
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- Hey kids, how bout a cartoon?
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- Hundreds of thousands
of people every year
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claim to see UFOs or see
beams from another planet.
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U.S. government flatly denies
the existence of aliens,
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friendly, or otherwise.
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- Parker!
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What do aliens have to do
with insurance claims anyway?
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- Uh, nothing sir.
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- That's right, you
stupid son of a bitch!
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Get back to work, or
spend the new year
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on the unemployment line!
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- Yes, Mr. Hatton.
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Merry Christmas.
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- I hate Christmas!
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And you're not
leaving early either!
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- No problem.
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I better get back to work.
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- You asshole, you better!
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- Scrooge.
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- Quick, quick,
we're just in a hurry.
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Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
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Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.
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Hi-ho!
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We keep our direction,
we'll have to fly low.
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- Bad doggy, you're gonna
get in trouble, come here.
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Let's go.
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- God, I thought that
day would never end.
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Bills...
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Bills, bills.
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Merry Christmas.
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What are you guys doing?
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- I'm making my
toy list for Santa.
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- Are you excited?
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- Yes, Daddy.
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Are you?
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- Well, Christmas is for kids.
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- When's Santa gonna get here?
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- Tonight.
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So you'll have to
go to bed early.
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Where's Mommy?
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- Upstairs wrapping
our presents.
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- Santa brings your presents.
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- Right.
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- Hi hun,
I'm finally finished.
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- Is that everything?
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- Yeah, there's some more
gifts in the basement,
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but I'll get them later.
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Why are you so tired?
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- Something woke
me up last night.
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Something strange.
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- Well, what was it?
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- Bright lights.
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In the sky.
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- Maybe you were dreaming.
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- No, no.
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It was too surreal
to be a dream,
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but too unreal to be believable.
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- I think you've been
drinking too much egg nog.
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- What the hell?
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Who's gonna miss a
couple hundred bucks?
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- Dad, I'm ready for Santa.
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- Well, he won't go
hungry, that's for sure.
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- Does Santa get milk and
cookies wherever he goes?
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- Yup.
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That's why he's so fat.
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But it's time for bed, let's go.
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Come on, come on.
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Need some help?
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- Yeah, you could help
me with that package.
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- What's this?
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- That is one ugly doll.
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- It must belong
to one of the kids.
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- Lady, get back here.
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- Let her go.
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She can spend the
night in the basement.
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- Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
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Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- Merry Christmas, dear.
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- Ho, ho, ho, I hope the
kids like their presents.
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- They should.
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It was practically
the whole toy store.
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- Do you believe in Santa?
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- I don't know.
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I used to when I was a kid,
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but I stopped believing
a long time ago.
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You know, that looks
like a good idea.
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- Good, I can give you
your Christmas present now.
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- Feets, don't fail me now!
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- The only way to fight them,
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the only way to fight them
is for us to band together,
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for us to band together...
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I'm sorry, we gotta
stop this interview.
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I am not lying.
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I am not out of my mind.
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This is not a fantasy.
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This is not a fantasy,
this is reality.
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They are here, more are coming,
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they are going to
take over our world
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and kill us all!
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And unless we do
something about it,
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unless we band together,
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unless we fight them,
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there is not going to be
any future for mankind.
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I must've told this 20 times,
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I guess I'll have
to tell it 20 more.
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All we were going to do
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is go to the ocean.
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It was a long drive,
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we weren't expecting anything.
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Just trying to get away
from it all, you know?
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Just trying to see
some new stuff,
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new places, new people.
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But, of course things
didn't work out that way.
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Everything was fine until
we hit Pennsylvania.
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It's a beautiful state.
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We had no idea what
we were about to face,
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we had no idea what
we were about to find.
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Out of nowhere, this guy
appeared on the road,
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and we hit him.
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He just staggered out,
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he just staggered out
in front of the car.
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Before we knew it, he
was under the wheel.
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We dragged him out,
we tried to help him,
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we tried to see if we
could do something,
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but he was, I don't
know, he was...
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Unconscious and later
babbling about little men,
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we had no idea what
he was talking about.
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We brought him to a doctor.
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We thought everything
was gonna be okay.
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We had no idea that he was dead.
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We left him there.
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We had no idea what to expect.
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The doctor was gonna
take care of everything.
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Once we left the office,
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we just sort of
thought that was that.
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We headed out to the park,
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decided to spend
the night there,
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do some camping.
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Wait and see what
was gonna happen.
268
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,742
We were supposed to meet
some girls there too,
269
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,447
girls that never showed up.
270
00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:17,981
Well...
271
00:45:20,317 --> 00:45:21,752
At least not alive, anyway.
272
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:24,121
While we were settling down,
273
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:25,222
getting ready to eat,
274
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:31,662
that's when we first saw
them, the space ships.
275
00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:35,499
The first one, anyway.
276
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,903
They flew over our campsite,
277
00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:44,975
hovering like a
evil bird of prey.
278
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,644
Then we saw one of them.
279
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,014
It was the first time
we ever saw them.
280
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:58,088
They were little.
281
00:45:58,489 --> 00:45:59,590
But they were ferocious.
282
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:03,594
They attacked us.
283
00:46:07,731 --> 00:46:08,999
We fought back as best we could,
284
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:12,302
and everything seemed to
be okay for the moment.
285
00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:14,705
We ran, we ran, and get
the hell of out of there.
286
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:18,308
We just got out and
looked for help,
287
00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:19,810
tried to find someone to tell,
288
00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:23,914
someone to talk
to, to believe us.
289
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,017
We didn't find anybody.
290
00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:31,655
We ran, and we ran, and we ran.
291
00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,995
We finally found a house
292
00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:39,163
in the middle of nowhere.
293
00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:42,833
We thought everything was fine,
294
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,302
we thought everything
was gonna be okay.
295
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,205
But when we
approached the house,
296
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:52,209
we had a feeling that
something was wrong.
297
00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:57,114
There was a car outside,
298
00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:00,851
there was a body in the car.
299
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,855
It looked like whoever it was,
300
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,456
it tried to get away.
301
00:47:08,525 --> 00:47:09,827
They didn't get very far.
302
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:18,268
We decided to go in the
house anyway, look around,
303
00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:23,674
at least try to find
something, a weapon,
304
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,808
a phone to use.
305
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,282
All the electricity
inside had been cut.
306
00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:33,483
We explored the house,
307
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,452
checked out the downstairs,
308
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,355
decided to check
out the upstairs.
309
00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:48,699
I went up, not expecting
really to find anything,
310
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,068
scared to find anything.
311
00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:55,906
We were alone, we
were totally alone.
312
00:47:57,808 --> 00:48:01,578
Everyone in the house
had been killed,
313
00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:06,650
butchered, and partially eaten.
314
00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:08,185
We had no weapons.
315
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,191
The car outside was useless.
316
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:17,461
We tried to make plans,
decide what to do,
317
00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:22,466
then another of
their ships appeared,
318
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:23,433
right over the house.
319
00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:27,204
It started to land outside,
320
00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,506
the light was blinding.
321
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:35,145
We watched it, quietly,
322
00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:36,747
wondering what was gonna happen.
323
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:39,683
Something, a light, a beam,
324
00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,552
some sort of power source
erupted from the ship.
325
00:48:47,024 --> 00:48:47,891
Hit the house.
326
00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:53,297
We fell, or were knocked
unconscious, I don't know.
327
00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:58,402
I finally came to,
my friend was gone.
328
00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:01,405
I didn't know what had happened.
329
00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:07,110
I remember getting up, I
heard something at the door.
330
00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:09,713
It was him.
331
00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:15,652
He came back, he said
that they'd gotten him,
332
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:17,321
they had taken him
aboard their ship,
333
00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:21,358
they had performed scientific
experiments on him,
334
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,962
he was pretty bad shape.
335
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:27,898
Then I saw another of
him at the front door.
336
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:32,936
I was amazed, I was astounded,
337
00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:34,938
I had no idea what I was seeing.
338
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:40,644
It turned out, they must've
made a duplicate of him,
339
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:44,047
they must've made
a clone of him.
340
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,819
I thought I had
killed the alien,
341
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,222
I thought I had
killed the duplicate,
342
00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,827
it didn't turn out that way.
343
00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:58,628
I ended up killing my friend.
344
00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:01,198
They were here to
conquer the earth,
345
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,767
they were here to
use us as food.
346
00:53:16,993 --> 00:53:20,397
- I'll get you, you
Christmas saboteurs!
347
00:53:45,855 --> 00:53:47,657
- I'm looking for Santa.
348
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:50,594
- Is he here yet?
349
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:52,028
- Not yet.
350
00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,199
There's Santa!
351
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:32,535
- What's wrong with him?
352
00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:05,068
- Let's tell Daddy.
353
00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:17,981
- What is it, kids?
354
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:21,251
- Santa
fell down outside.
355
00:55:21,251 --> 00:55:22,919
- Look, you guys
gotta get to sleep,
356
00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,355
or Santa's not
gonna come at all.
357
00:55:31,294 --> 00:55:33,263
What the hell was that?
358
00:55:34,431 --> 00:55:35,799
Kids, get up here on the bed.
359
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,167
I'm gonna check it out.
360
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:22,011
- What are they?
361
00:56:22,011 --> 00:56:23,413
- Elves!
362
00:56:23,413 --> 00:56:25,482
- They're not elves,
they're monsters,
363
00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:27,317
or creatures or something.
364
00:56:27,317 --> 00:56:28,618
- Are you okay?
365
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:32,255
- I think I'm okay, yeah.
366
00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:34,090
- I'll call for help.
367
00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:39,696
- You should come see this,
368
00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:41,931
there's a funny
looking plane outside.
369
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:43,333
- What was that?
370
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,235
- We got disconnected!
371
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:53,376
- They're UFOs.
372
00:56:54,644 --> 00:56:56,679
Those are aliens.
373
00:56:56,679 --> 00:56:59,115
- Well, they have
really poor timing.
374
00:56:59,115 --> 00:57:01,684
- Did you really
see someone outside?
375
00:57:01,684 --> 00:57:04,354
- I did Daddy,, I really did.
376
00:57:25,575 --> 00:57:28,211
- I've gotta go
see who's outside.
377
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:31,414
- You can't do that,
you're gonna be killed!
378
00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,583
- We can't let them
out there to die.
379
00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:36,219
It's Christmas Eve.
380
00:57:36,219 --> 00:57:38,354
- Help Santa, Daddy.
381
00:57:39,022 --> 00:57:40,089
- Daddy will try.
382
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,059
Close the door behind me,
383
00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,694
I'll be back in a few minutes.
384
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,230
- Be careful.
385
00:58:19,562 --> 00:58:21,531
Get on the bed,
let's wait for Daddy.
386
00:58:22,365 --> 00:58:23,266
Come on.
387
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,610
- There is someone out there.
388
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:08,871
Come on, we gotta
get you inside.
389
01:00:08,871 --> 01:00:10,873
- Someone shot me down!
390
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,885
- Is Daddy gonna be okay?
391
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:58,187
- Yes, Daddy will be fine.
392
01:00:58,187 --> 01:00:59,989
- Let's go help Daddy.
393
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:02,992
- We can help Daddy best
by staying right here.
394
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,460
- Here, let me help
you off with that.
395
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,963
- Ow, that's real, Alan!
396
01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:09,599
- I'm sorry.
397
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,868
How did you know my name?
398
01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,104
- I know everything.
399
01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:16,673
I am Santa Clause.
400
01:01:18,408 --> 01:01:20,076
- No, no way.
401
01:01:20,276 --> 01:01:22,211
There's no such thing
as Santa Clause,
402
01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:23,780
you're just someone
in a Santa suit.
403
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:27,383
- That's why you never get
anything for Christmas.
404
01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:29,085
Your kids believe in me.
405
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,822
- They're kids,
they're supposed to.
406
01:01:32,822 --> 01:01:34,424
- And adults aren't?
407
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,493
- Well look, we got
a bigger problem
408
01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:38,327
on our hands right now,
409
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:40,096
if you haven't noticed by now.
410
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:44,133
- Those aliens,
those pesky aliens!
411
01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:48,004
- We gotta get
upstairs and hide.
412
01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:50,073
- Cower in fear?
413
01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:50,707
Never!
414
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:55,778
I've fought blizzards,
freezing rain, and hailstorms!
415
01:01:56,679 --> 01:02:00,850
Even bratty kids, those
aliens don't scare me.
416
01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:03,052
- Well, what are we gonna do?
417
01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:07,223
- Stand back, I have a
little magic up my sleeve.
418
01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,432
- Wait, wait, wait,
don't leave me!
419
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,937
He really is Santa.
420
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:45,695
This is the worst
Christmas I've ever had!
421
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:49,265
Merry Christmas, bald head!
422
01:02:59,909 --> 01:03:02,178
- Something the elves
have been working on
423
01:03:02,178 --> 01:03:03,713
for next Christmas.
424
01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:07,884
Now let's go kick butt!
425
01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,000
- What's that?
426
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,334
- I don't know.
427
01:03:57,934 --> 01:04:03,005
- What about those aliens?
428
01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:07,877
What kind of a present is this?
429
01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:10,646
- This is a special present.
430
01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:13,549
Only the naughtiest
people get it.
431
01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:54,590
Well, I better be off.
432
01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:56,592
- Is it too late
to save Christmas?
433
01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:59,128
- Of course not, you moron!
434
01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:02,131
I'm Santa Clause.
435
01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:05,434
All you have to do is believe.
436
01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:37,133
- Mary, Mary wake up.
437
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:39,769
- Not now, I'm trying to sleep.
438
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,189
- Was it all just a dream?
439
01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:04,480
- Here, the
last present's yours.
440
01:08:07,116 --> 01:08:08,284
- I wonder what it is.
441
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:09,485
- Open it up, silly.
442
01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:22,631
Open it up, Alan.
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