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I was an up-and-comer
On a summer night
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And in the midst
Of the crowd
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I thought she looked right
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I had a moment's reflection
That I tried to hide
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But I was bitten by the bug
And I wasn't shy
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So, I slid up between her
And I saw her face
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And I was so close
That I was blown away
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She had a dangerous side
That I was trying to fade
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As I was locked in
The crystal shine Of her gaze
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I let the night take off
Where it had to go
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I wanted one thing now
And I know it showed
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She had a big look down
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Before she said "Let's go"
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I heard a voice
It was soft and low
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I want you
In my velvet dream
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I wanna feel you kissing me
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I want the depth
Of your desire
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I want that high
That takes you higher
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I want the place
You never knew
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That's buried
Deep inside of you
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I want you
In my velvet dream
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I wanna feel you kissing me
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I want the depth
Of your desire
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I want that high
That takes you higher
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When you let go
Of all that's true
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Then I'm gonna break you
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The twisted turning
Of a really hungry mind
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Makes this kind of hurting
Seem almost divine
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Anything worth anything
Has a price
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And she's all too willing
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It's in her eyes
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So, I lift her up
Into a new sky
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And she tells me
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She feels like
She's gonna die
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"It's okay," I say
"You're gonna leave behind"
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"Everything before
Is your former life"
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When you let go
Of all that's true
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Then I'm gonna break you
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Break you, gonna break you
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Then I'm gonna break you
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? ...stay at home. ?
? It's dangerous out here. ?
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? This should serve as a cautionary tale ?
? to everyone in the area. ?
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? On Tuesday morning, a sixth woman ?
? was found dead in her apartment. ?
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? We need to find this guy and we aren't ?
? leaving this neighborhood until we do. ?
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? All the cases ?
? do seem to be linked. ?
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? The victim, ?
? a 24-year-old graduate student ?
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? at the University of Boulder. ?
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? The killer ?
? struck again last night. ?
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? Please, ?
? just murder me now. ?
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? No, seriously, ?
? put me out of my misery. Ugh. ?
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? Blow it out! Blow it out! ?
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? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. ?
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? - Come on! ?
? - Whoo! ?
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? I love you guys. ?
? You had way better 30ths. ?
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? Oh, what could be better ?
? than this? ?
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? Yeah, we are here to celebrate you ?
? the way you deserve. ?
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? There's literally ?
? nowhere else I'd rather be. ?
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? - Come on, speech! ?
? - Speech! Speech! ?
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? All right, all right, ?
? if you'll stop chanting, please. ?
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? Well, I thought that turning ?
? 30 this year, of all years, ?
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? was, um... ?
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? was gonna feel pretty shitty. ?
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? It's the year that Jake ?
? unceremoniously dumped me ?
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? after eight ?
? very mediocre years together. ?
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? The year I made ?
? absolutely no progress ?
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? toward an actual career... ?
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? Mmm! Working for me is a career. ?
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? ...or in my personal life. ?
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? But... now, here I am, ?
? surrounded by all of you, ?
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? my best friends ?
? in the entire world, ?
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? and I can see that... ?
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? ...I was absolutely right. ?
? This completely fucking sucks. ?
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? - Let's get drunk! ?
? - Whoo! ?
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? I don't know ?
? if I've told you lately, ?
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? but I love you so much. ?
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? - I love you. ?
? - I just really love you. ?
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? And you know what? ?
? I have a feeling ?
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? that you're gonna meet ?
? your husband this year. ?
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? I just know that you are. ?
? I know it! ?
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? And then, we're gonna ?
? have babies at the same time. ?
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? And we're gonna... Look at me. ?
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? And we're gonna name them ?
? after each other, ?
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? and we're gonna ?
? breastfeed together, ?
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? and our nipples are gonna ?
? get chafed together. ?
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? - Whoa! ?
? - What? ?
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? - They're gonna get chafe-y. ?
? - Okay, wow. ?
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? I can't believe ?
? I'm about to say this, ?
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? but I think Bride of Ja๏ฟฝgerbombs ?
? has a point. ?
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? Wait a second. You are the most ?
? anti-marriage person I know. ?
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? But you know, maybe it's time ?
? that you get back out there. ?
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? - Like, how long has it been? Eight months? ?
? - Mmm, I don't know. ?
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? Yeah, like, in three days. Yeah. Right. ?
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? Get on the apps, ?
? get Jake out of your head, ?
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? and get on ?
? some new dick, baby. No! No, no! ?
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? I would not be going anywhere ?
? near any apps right now. ?
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? Not with all this ?
? serial killer shit happening. ?
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? Oh, my God, have you been ?
? listening to Mark My Murder? ?
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? - Oh, my God, yes. It is so good. ?
? - Yeah, I know. ?
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? I cannot wait ?
? for the next episode. ?
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? That probably means ?
? somebody dies. ?
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? - Is that too dark? ?
? - Yeah. ?
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? - Completely, but I'm right there with you. ?
? - No, but seriously, Robin, ?
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? all the victims so far have been ?
? single women that lived alone, ?
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? and all went on dates ?
? from apps, so... ?
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? I'm not going to sit at home ?
? for the rest of my life on the off chance ?
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? that some dude ?
? from the Internet ?
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? - is going to murder me. ?
? - Okay. ?
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? You know what? ?
? I'm just not ready yet. ?
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? And it's not because ?
? I'm afraid of a serial killer. ?
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? It's more because I'm afraid ?
? of having my heart stomped on ?
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? by an insecure narcissist ?
? with a mustache. ?
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? Again. ?
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? - Oh! Uh-oh. ?
? - Not on me. ?
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? Swallow it. Swallow. ?
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? - Turn away! ?
? - Someone take me potty! ?
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? Go, go! ?
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? Okay. ?
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? Oh, yeah. ?
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? - Attagirl. ?
? - Oh, God. ?
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? - Kel. ?
? - Yeah? ?
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? Are you okay? ?
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? I mean, this is really ?
? out of character for you. ?
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? It's fine. ?
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? - I'm going to be fine. ?
? - Okay. ?
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? Oh! ?
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? All right. ?
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? I really liked these shoes. ?
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? All right, come on. ?
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? Hey, Mark My Murder listeners. ?
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? We started this podcast two months ago, ?
? when this whole murder spree started, ?
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? and there's still one thing ?
? all the crime scenes have in common: ?
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? no sign of forced entry. ?
? He didn't break in. ?
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? They let him in. ?
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? I mean, ?
? clearly, as we've said, ?
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? it's the date that's doing it. ?
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? It's gotta be. ?
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? Ladies, ?
? keep your friends close ?
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? and your Tinder dates in public ?
? where there are witnesses. ?
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? So, every good serial killer ?
? needs a name. ?
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? - Oh, yeah. ?
? - We did a bunch of brainstorming, ?
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? and we've landed on a name. And I must ?
? say, it's a pretty good name. ?
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? Drumroll. ?
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? The Swipe Right Killer. ?
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? It's dark... ?
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? Stupid mustache. ?
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? Valerie? ?
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? Surprise! ?
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? Happy birthday! ?
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? What are you doing? ?
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? I could have killed you! ?
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? How did you know it was me? ?
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? You are the only person I know ?
? who smells like baby vomit ?
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? and essential oils. ?
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? It is intoxicating, ?
? isn't it? ?
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? Well, I came ?
? to give you your card, ?
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? but then I saw an opportunity ?
? to teach you a lesson. ?
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? Of course. ?
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? A hide-a-key rock? ?
? Jesus, Eva! ?
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? What? I lose my keys a lot. ?
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? Do you always carry ?
? a full face mask with you ?
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? or just when you're coming ?
? to break into my house? ?
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? Well, no. I wear it ?
? on the bus to deter muggers. ?
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? - Weird. ?
? - Effective. ?
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? Speaking ?
? of crime deterrence... ?
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? "I hope your birthday ?
? is Tricera-Tops." ?
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? It was the only one I had lying around. ?
? Just look inside. ?
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? An appointment confirmation ?
? for an "Armored Guardian Security" system? ?
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? Oh, absolute top-of-the-line. ?
? You are welcome. ?
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? No. I do not need a security system. ?
? That is ridiculous. ?
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? Look, it was different when ?
? you were living with Jake, ?
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? but with this whole ?
? Swipe Right Killer thing? ?
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? Wait, you listen to ?
? Mark my Murder? ?
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? Yeah, of course I do. ?
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? I was basically a profiler ?
? before I had kids. ?
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? Background screening analysis ?
? for an insurance company ?
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? isn't exactly the same ?
? as criminal profiling. ?
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? - But whatever. ?
? - Or is it? ?
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? Look, I am not judging you ?
? for living alone. ?
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? You have to be realistic ?
? about the risks out there right now, Eva. ?
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? I mean, the world... Can... ?
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? ...is dangerous. ?
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? Okay, can you... ?
? Stop, stop, stop. ?
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? Please stop cleaning up, ?
? all right? ?
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? All of this is temporary, okay? ?
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? I just truly think that Jake needs to go ?
? and pretend he likes yoga, ?
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? go down on a few baristas, ?
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? and then he is going to ?
? realize what he threw away. ?
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? Oh, no. Okay. ?
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? - Stop right there. ?
? - What? What? ?
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? I had a feeling ?
? this is what was going on. ?
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? What do you mean ?
? what's going on? ?
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? Who is this hot person? ?
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? Scroll. ?
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? Okay, why is Jake with her? ?
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? What is happening? ?
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? They're engaged? How? How? ?
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? It's been eight months. ?
? How does this even happen? ?
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? This is... Who is she? ?
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? Another cop on his team. ?
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? Wait. "Team" isn't right. ?
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? Squad? What are ?
? groups of cops called? ?
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? Bastards. ?
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? Well, let's not get political. ?
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? I am such an idiot. ?
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? I spent nearly a decade ?
? with a total fucking loser, ?
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? and you are telling me ?
? it only took him eight months ?
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? to commit his entire life ?
? to somebody else? ?
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? Yeah, pretty much. ?
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? I mean, ?
? for the last eight years, ?
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? I haven't done ?
? anything I wanted to do. ?
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? Nothing. ?
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? You know I haven't traveled ?
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? because he was too afraid ?
? to be on an airplane? ?
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? You know, I didn't buy a car ?
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? because he told me ?
? it was too easy to die in one. ?
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? Did you know ?
? I didn't go to nursing school ?
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? because he convinced me ?
? that I'm afraid of blood? ?
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? Yeah, I know, it's insane. ?
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? Did you know I've never even ?
? had a one-night stand? ?
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? I have never had ?
? a one-night stand. ?
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? Well, probably because ?
? the one one-night stand ?
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? I thought I was having turned ?
? into three kids, a minivan ?
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? and a husband who has been ?
? finishing the basement ?
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? for five years. ?
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? I am just glad that you made ?
? better life decisions. ?
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? No, Valerie, I haven't ?
? made any decisions. ?
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? For my entire 20s, ?
? I have just let shit happen to me. ?
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? Well... ?
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? I'm not ?
? in my 20s anymore. ?
230
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? Eva, no. ?
231
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? Valerie, thank you. ?
232
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? - You have given me a gift. ?
? - What? ?
233
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,370
? Thank you so much ?
? for my security system. ?
234
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:00,762
? Really thoughtful of you. ?
235
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,503
? But I am pushing you out now. ?
236
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? - I will talk to you soon. ?
? - Don't do anything crazy... ?
237
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:05,420
? And I love you! ?
238
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:11,252
We're gonna make a profile
We're gonna make a profile
239
00:12:11,253 --> 00:12:12,993
? I know. Hurry, come in, ?
? before I change my mind. ?
240
00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:14,733
? - Okay. ?
? - I got you, boo. ?
241
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,388
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
242
00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:18,649
? All right. ?
243
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,696
? Now, we just need to ?
? take some pics. ?
244
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,958
? Oh, yes, okay. ?
245
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,961
? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ?
? whoa, whoa! Of your face. ?
246
00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:26,788
? Of your face. Yeah, like... ?
247
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,573
? Okay, well, I don't know what ?
? people are doing these days. ?
248
00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,140
? - Well, they're smiling. ?
? - Okay. ?
249
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,967
? - Since, like, 1930. ?
? - Okay. ?
250
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,014
? Yeah, yeah, yeah. ?
251
00:12:34,015 --> 00:12:35,537
? Just go a little higher, maybe. ?
252
00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:36,494
? - Yeah. ?
? - Yeah? ?
253
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,865
? - Good. ?
? - Can I see? Can I see? ?
254
00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:40,487
? - Yeah. ?
? - Are you... No. ?
255
00:12:40,488 --> 00:12:42,109
? I look maniacal. ?
? Please delete that. ?
256
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,631
? - Maniacal is hot. ?
? - Oh. ?
257
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,154
? - Yeah. ?
? - Okay, well, keep it then. ?
258
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,767
? And now, we just need ?
? to write you a bio. ?
259
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,116
? Oh, God. Okay. ?
260
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,033
? It's chill. It's just like some cute, little, ?
? low-key details about yourself. ?
261
00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:55,557
? Like, what is your darkest, ?
? most intimate sexual fantasy? ?
262
00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:59,082
? Mmm. No, I can't ?
? disclose that so early on. ?
263
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,561
? - Eva! ?
? - What? ?
264
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,498
? This is a magical ?
? sex rectangle. ?
265
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:04,435
? You can get anything you want. ?
266
00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:06,001
? - Hmm. ?
? - In here. ?
267
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:10,005
? Like, uh, do you want to go ?
? to a BDSM club ?
268
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,834
? with a dom who dresses like ?
? a party clown on weekends? ?
269
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:17,144
? - Not really. ?
? - Or get foot pics from a CPA who wears adult diapers? ?
270
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:18,972
? No, that doesn't really ?
? sound like me. ?
271
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,494
? Or... Oh. ?
272
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,496
? - Do you want to get double penetrated... ?
? - Ow. ?
273
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:25,717
? ...by two roommates who tell everybody ?
? that they're stepbrothers? ?
274
00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:28,155
? Well, that all seems ?
? extremely specific. ?
275
00:13:28,156 --> 00:13:30,766
? All right. Uh, done. ?
276
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,767
? Mmm... ?
277
00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:33,942
? - Ready? ?
? - I don't know. ?
278
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,250
? - I don't know. I don't know. ?
? - Hey. We don't have to do this tonight. ?
279
00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:38,491
? No, I know. I know. ?
280
00:13:38,492 --> 00:13:40,330
? Uh... No. Yes, we do. ?
281
00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:42,168
? - Yeah? ?
? - Yes, we do. ?
282
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,953
? I do not want to waste ?
? another ten years. Okay? ?
283
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,957
? I want to feel like ?
? I am calling the shots of my own life. ?
284
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:50,525
? So, yes! Press it! Upload it! ?
? I'm ready for this! ?
285
00:13:50,526 --> 00:13:52,569
? Yes! ?
286
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,007
? Let's get you that feeling. ?
287
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,661
? Wait, wait-wait-wait, ?
? wait-wait, wait-wait. ?
288
00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:58,141
? Aren't I supposed to be ?
? doing this? ?
289
00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,642
? No, this is just ?
? like a secret trick, ?
290
00:13:59,643 --> 00:14:01,143
? where you swipe right ?
? on everybody, ?
291
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,776
? and then you sort through ?
? the piles of messages. ?
292
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,963
? Oh, that is a good trick. ?
? But can you slow down? ?
293
00:14:05,964 --> 00:14:08,150
? - That looks like a lot of swiping. ?
? - Shut up... ?
294
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,110
? ...and enjoy ?
? the sex rectangle. ?
295
00:14:10,111 --> 00:14:11,807
? Sex tangle? ?
296
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,243
? Oh, why didn't I think of that? ?
297
00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,330
? - Good. ?
? - Very good! ?
298
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,116
? Oh... ?
299
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:21,121
? This is a lot of dudes. ?
? Here we go. ?
300
00:14:21,122 --> 00:14:23,340
? Oh, my God, you're beautiful. ?
301
00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:25,689
? Huh. "Thank you." ?
302
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,649
? I have a huge boner ?
? just looking at you. ?
303
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,258
? Uh-uh. ?
304
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:32,175
? Eva, great to meet you. ?
? What's your credit score? ?
305
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:34,874
? Hmm. ?
306
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,748
? Did you know there are ?
? 13 million kangaroos in Australia? ?
307
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:40,836
? "No." ?
308
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,057
? Wait. Did we go ?
? to middle school together? ?
309
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,102
? Kyle C.? ?
310
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,930
? Eva V.? ?
311
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,280
? Looking for a daddy? ?
312
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,630
? Oh! Wait. ?
313
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,895
? Kyle? Kyle? Where did you go? ?
314
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,071
? What? No! ?
315
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,465
? Profile deleted? ?
? You were just there. ?
316
00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,075
? On your knees? ?
317
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,685
? It's not an MLM. ?
318
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,557
? I'd love to show you ?
? my penis. ?
319
00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:07,645
? Ah! ?
320
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,935
? "Your place... or mine?" ?
321
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,244
? All right, a few more clues ?
? about the Swipe Right Killer. ?
322
00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:43,158
? So, cops ?
? are saying he might have, ?
323
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,987
? like, a background or a specialty ?
? in forensic science ?
324
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,816
? because dude is leaving behind ?
? zero evidence. ?
325
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,405
? But what does that even mean? ?
326
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,331
? I mean there's no hair, ?
327
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:54,256
? no fingerprints, ?
? no blood, no semen. ?
328
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,867
? Okay, all right. Wow. ?
329
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,477
? Here's the other weird thing. ?
330
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,174
? He also appears to enjoy ?
? a nice ros๏ฟฝ. ?
331
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,002
? - Oh... ?
? - Yeah. ?
332
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,483
? Empty bottles have been found ?
? inside each victim's home. ?
333
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,182
? Oh, man, do you think ?
? he's bringing the wine or is it theirs? ?
334
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,663
? Oh, he's got it ?
? from my mom's car, for sure. ?
335
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:10,317
? Lady loves wine. ?
336
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,589
? They haven't found ?
? any glasses at the scene, ?
337
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,984
? so it's not like they're pouring wine ?
? and then sipping it. So, I don't know. ?
338
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,767
? Does he drink it ?
? right out of the bottle ?
339
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,074
? and then wipe it down ?
? while he looks at the body? ?
340
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,686
? Ugh, ?
? that is some twisted shit. ?
341
00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,035
? The whole thing is nasty. ?
342
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,169
? Could you imagine being on a date, ?
? just trying to have fun with some dude, ?
343
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:37,561
? having wine together, ?
? and then... ?
344
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,184
? Okay. Where is this place? ?
345
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,027
? Okay. You got this. ?
346
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:16,861
? Mitch. ?
347
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,432
? Oh. ?
348
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,936
? What? I don't look ?
? like my photos? ?
349
00:17:26,937 --> 00:17:30,439
? No. Yeah. ?
? Yes, you definitely do. ?
350
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,835
? I just thought that we were ?
? meeting at your place. ?
351
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,055
? Well, it just so happens ?
? that we are. ?
352
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,058
? I just bought it. ?
353
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,278
? That's a very good line. ?
354
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,632
? So, based on my expertise, ?
355
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,265
? it seems that you have ?
? a long love line. ?
356
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:54,899
? - Mmm. Wait. ?
? - If you look over here... ?
357
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,902
? Do you not have fingerprints? ?
358
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,904
? Oh, yeah. ?
? Um, kitchen accidents. ?
359
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,928
? You know, ?
? you get burnt all the time. ?
360
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:04,953
? Oh. ?
? Cost of doing business. ?
361
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:06,258
? That makes sense. ?
362
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,695
? So, if you take a look ?
? at your love line, ?
363
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,133
? which seems to run nicely ?
? into your sex line. ?
364
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:13,830
? Okay, my sex line? ?
365
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,941
? All right, ?
? I'm starting to think that ?
366
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:18,053
? this might all be ?
? a little bullshitty. ?
367
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,034
? No, I... I believe this. ?
368
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,677
? Oh. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. ?
369
00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:24,369
? I'm just fucking with you. ?
370
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,060
? Oh. ?
371
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,672
? - But does it really matter? ?
? - No. No. ?
372
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,241
? No! ?
373
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,137
? I am so sorry. Excuse me. ?
374
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:39,074
? Yeah, just one second. ?
375
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,772
? Hey, Valerie. ?
376
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,123
? That is my hat ?
? that I've been looking for. ?
377
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,993
? And what are you doing here? ?
378
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,257
? I have totally been ?
? wanting to try this place. ?
379
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,997
? Valerie. ?
380
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:53,262
? Okay, I might have put ?
? a tracking app on your phone. ?
381
00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:55,394
? Again? ?
? You promised me last time... Whatever. ?
382
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,875
? You were acting so weird last night ?
? that I just had this gut... ?
383
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,485
? No. You need to stop ?
? right now. ?
384
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,291
? This is the line and ?
? you have catapulted over it. ?
385
00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,098
? Well, don't you think ?
? that having no fingerprints ?
386
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:04,773
? is a huge freaking red flag? ?
387
00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:06,448
? Do you have ?
? supersonic hearing? ?
388
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,409
? Statistically speaking, ?
? the chances are infinitely low ?
389
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:11,846
? that any guy I ever meet ?
? on this planet ?
390
00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:13,281
? will be a serial killer. ?
391
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,153
? Really? And where ?
? did you read that statistic? ?
392
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,025
? I read that on the Internet. ?
? Wikipedia, actually. ?
393
00:19:17,026 --> 00:19:18,330
? - Hey, guys. ?
? - Hey. ?
394
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,636
? - Is everything okay over here? ?
? - Uh, yeah. ?
395
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:20,942
? Eva, do you know this woman? ?
396
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,204
? This woman? ?
397
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,382
? I'm her sister, ?
? and I am a young woman. ?
398
00:19:26,383 --> 00:19:28,427
? Oh, nice to meet you. ?
399
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,343
? Uh-uh. I'm leaving. Stop. ?
400
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:34,216
? - Oh. ?
? - Yeah, and I want you to come home with me. ?
401
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,738
? - No! ?
? - Oh, yeah, yeah. ?
402
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,872
? Strange man who I just met ?
? on a random dating app, ?
403
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:39,482
? who I've only known ?
? for one hour, ?
404
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:41,723
? would you like to ?
? come home with me? ?
405
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,964
? - You are not... ?
? - Yes. Yes, I am. ?
406
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,249
? - Mitch, come on, bud, let's go. ?
? - I have to close the bar. ?
407
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,535
? You really killed my momentum. ?
? Can't somebody else do that? ?
408
00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:49,753
? - Absolutely, yes. ?
? - Great. ?
409
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:51,406
? And, Valerie, ?
410
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:55,063
? do not ever, ever, ever ?
? pull this shit again. ?
411
00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:56,803
? I am serious. ?
412
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,328
? - Stop it. ?
? - You stop it! ?
413
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:00,916
? Go home! ?
414
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,504
? You go home! ?
415
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,986
? - Not with him! ?
? - Take care! Your drink's on the house. ?
416
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,863
? Oh! Oh! Sorry! ?
417
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,693
? You okay? It's okay. ?
? I don't care. ?
418
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,136
? That was amazing! ?
419
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,401
? - You lasted so long! ?
? - Ten minutes? ?
420
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,492
? Yeah, and I felt like ?
? a lot of the focus was on me, ?
421
00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:33,971
? which was new. It was nice. ?
422
00:20:33,972 --> 00:20:35,450
? Good. ?
423
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,584
? And that thing ?
? you were doing at the end? ?
424
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,455
? I've never had ?
? that happen before. ?
425
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,421
? Am I allowed to ask you ?
? to leave? ?
426
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,556
? I just don't feel like ?
? I'm ready for a sleepover yet. ?
427
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:55,905
? I snore a little. ?
? I sweat a lot. ?
428
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,996
? Have you ever heard of night terrors? ?
? Because it's pretty scary if you're... ?
429
00:20:58,997 --> 00:21:01,564
? You know what? Um, I get it. ?
? It's all good. ?
430
00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:02,696
? Okay. ?
431
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:08,745
? You should call me sometime. ?
432
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,399
? Seriously. ?
433
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,880
? I'd love to see you again. ?
434
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,361
? Maybe I will. ?
435
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,101
? Okay. ?
436
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,755
? I'll take it. ?
437
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,541
? Hey, do you want me ?
? to call you a car or... ?
438
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,327
? - Nope, I'm good. ?
? - Is that what people say? ?
439
00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:26,676
? Okay, bye. ?
440
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:34,031
? Well, you were wrong. ?
? I'm still alive. Ha! ?
441
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,904
? Huh. ?
442
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,689
? Kyle C. is back. ?
443
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,808
? You've got to be realistic ?
444
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,625
? about the risks out there ?
? right now, Eva. ?
445
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,443
? I mean, ?
? the world is dangerous. ?
446
00:21:54,444 --> 00:21:55,749
? Ah! ?
447
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,318
? Shit. Coming! ?
448
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,640
? Hi. Come in. ?
449
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,688
? Hi. I'm Norman from ?
? Armored Guardian Security, ?
450
00:22:21,689 --> 00:22:23,167
? here for your evaluation. ?
451
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,671
? Please, come all the way in. ?
452
00:22:27,672 --> 00:22:29,259
? As you can see, I've... ?
453
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:32,350
? I've recently upgraded ?
? my security system. ?
454
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,091
? Yeah, we're gonna do ?
? a little better than that. ?
455
00:22:34,092 --> 00:22:35,570
? Yeah. ?
456
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:39,009
? My place doesn't normally ?
? look like this. ?
457
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,619
? - Sure. ?
? - Yeah. ?
458
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:44,101
? I'm going through a... ?
? transformational phase. ?
459
00:22:44,102 --> 00:22:46,255
? No judgment. You do you. ?
460
00:22:46,256 --> 00:22:48,333
? Oh, that's a cool ant farm. ?
461
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,412
? Oh, they're actually all dead. ?
462
00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:51,891
? Oh, that's sad. ?
463
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,567
? But I'm planning on ?
? getting more. ?
464
00:22:53,568 --> 00:22:55,242
? I found a ant breeder ?
? on Craigslist. ?
465
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,506
? I just emailed her, ?
? so I should hear back from her soon. ?
466
00:22:57,507 --> 00:22:59,465
? Oh. That's not weird at all. ?
467
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:01,379
? So, you must be ?
468
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,121
? getting a lot of calls ?
? these days for installations. ?
469
00:23:04,122 --> 00:23:06,254
? You know, with all ?
? the murders in the news. ?
470
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:07,863
? Oh, yeah, totally. ?
471
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:10,431
? It's bad for the world, ?
? but awesome for business. ?
472
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,608
? I wish I could get a look ?
? at those crime scenes, though. ?
473
00:23:12,609 --> 00:23:13,739
? Oh. ?
474
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,393
? Oh, no, no, no. ?
475
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,721
? I'm... I'm doing ?
? night classes in forensics. ?
476
00:23:17,722 --> 00:23:20,050
? - Oh. ?
? - I'm looking to eventually solve crimes, ?
477
00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,443
? not just gently ?
? discourage them. ?
478
00:23:21,444 --> 00:23:22,748
? Like a detective? ?
479
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,620
? - A medical examiner, actually. ?
? - Nice. ?
480
00:23:24,621 --> 00:23:26,579
? Good for you. ?
481
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,149
? So, do you want to do this? ?
482
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,414
? What are we doing? ?
483
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,198
? The security walk-through? ?
484
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,983
? Yes. Of course. ?
485
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:01,830
? Hi! ?
486
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,092
? Here, got you a soda. ?
487
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,354
? - Oh, thank you. ?
? - Yeah. ?
488
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:07,314
? - Oh. It's good. ?
? - What are you doing? ?
489
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,207
? Oh, just measuring the windows ?
? and, you know, ?
490
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,101
? getting everything ?
? just the way we want it. ?
491
00:24:11,102 --> 00:24:12,421
? - Great. I'll be in here. ?
? - Okay. ?
492
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,522
? They just found ?
? a species of all-female ants ?
493
00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:21,840
? that actually reproduce ?
? by cloning themselves. ?
494
00:24:21,841 --> 00:24:24,158
? - I mean, that's just amazing to me. ?
? - Wow. ?
495
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:25,550
? Who needs men? ?
496
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,030
? - I do. ?
? - Oh, thank God. ?
497
00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:29,097
? I mean for all men. ?
498
00:24:29,098 --> 00:24:30,849
? I mean... Yeah. ?
499
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,600
? Anyway, um... ?
500
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,341
? I'll send the estimate ?
? to your sister, ?
501
00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:37,911
? and assuming all looks good, ?
? how's Thursday? ?
502
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:39,652
? - Perfect. ?
? - Amazing. ?
503
00:24:39,653 --> 00:24:41,131
? Love Thursdays. ?
504
00:24:41,132 --> 00:24:42,611
? All right. Okay. ?
505
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,788
? Um, yeah. ?
506
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:50,009
? At the risk of losing my job ?
? for blatant unprofessionalism, ?
507
00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:53,230
? um, maybe we could do ?
? something after the installation? ?
508
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:55,275
? Like a date? ?
509
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,408
? Yeah. Like a date. ?
510
00:24:57,409 --> 00:24:59,540
? Yeah, I will. I do. ?
511
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,890
? I mean, I'm sorry, ?
? I don't even know what I... ?
512
00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,544
? - It's a yes? ?
? - Yes, it's a yes. ?
513
00:25:02,545 --> 00:25:03,501
? Yeah, amazing. ?
514
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,893
? All right, so, uh... ?
515
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,070
? So, I'll, uh... ?
? I'll see you Thursday. ?
516
00:25:07,071 --> 00:25:07,983
? - Yes. ?
? - Okay. ?
517
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,595
? - All right. ?
? - Yeah. ?
518
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,685
? - Lock the door behind you. ?
? - Okay. ?
519
00:25:12,686 --> 00:25:14,034
? - Bye. ?
? - See ya. ?
520
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,079
? Yes! ?
521
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,125
? Still got it. ?
522
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,522
? There's one ?
? thing I keep coming back to. ?
523
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,740
? It's been bugging me ?
? from the beginning. ?
524
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,699
? - The first victim, Kayla Gardner, strangled! ?
? - Right! ?
525
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,658
? Right. But they don't ?
? really talk about it. ?
526
00:25:29,659 --> 00:25:31,398
? Like, everybody ?
? since then has been stabbed. ?
527
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,835
? Yeah, is it ?
? just like any other fetish ?
528
00:25:32,836 --> 00:25:34,402
? and you gotta keep ?
? escalating things? ?
529
00:25:34,403 --> 00:25:36,316
? You start with strangling, ?
530
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,796
? next up is stabbing, ?
? and then what comes after that? ?
531
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,254
? Let me pitch you something. ?
532
00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:40,712
? All right, hit me. ?
533
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,322
? What if she wasn't ?
534
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,976
? actually one of the victims? Ooh! ?
535
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,500
? Yes! ?
? What if the ros๏ฟฝ in the house ?
536
00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:46,848
? was a coincidence ?
? and it's a fluke? ?
537
00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,154
? Oh, coincidental ros๏ฟฝ. ?
538
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:50,723
? Have we been looking at this ?
? all wrong? ?
539
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,552
? What? ?
540
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:57,772
? Okay, I mean, ?
? are these people engaged? ?
541
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,840
? Are they mother and son? ?
? I'm so confused. ?
542
00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:01,908
? So, how was ?
? your date with Mitch? ?
543
00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:04,431
? - Is he... ?
? - Hot? Oh, my God. ?
544
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,520
? Yeah, it's, like, ?
? mind-numbing. You have... ?
545
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,610
? No. ?
? No, is he marriage material? ?
546
00:26:08,611 --> 00:26:11,526
? I don't know. ?
? I just met the guy. ?
547
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,528
? Whoa. ?
548
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:17,836
? Oh, my God. Okay. Wow. ?
549
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:21,818
? So, this is the special portrait ?
? that you want for Brad. ?
550
00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:25,801
? All right, I was half expecting ?
? tasteful nudes, but okay. ?
551
00:26:25,802 --> 00:26:27,628
? No, sometimes ?
? I like to put it on ?
552
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,805
? just to remember ?
? how amazing that day was. ?
553
00:26:29,806 --> 00:26:31,806
? And this way, ?
? he'll remember it too. ?
554
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,288
? Yeah. I mean, you do have, ?
? like, 20 wedding albums. ?
555
00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:35,854
? - Just take the picture. ?
? - Okay. ?
556
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,921
? You've actually never ?
? let me touch this before, ?
557
00:26:37,922 --> 00:26:39,989
? but it's kind of exciting. ?
? So, let's do it. ?
558
00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:41,882
? What could go wrong? ?
559
00:26:41,883 --> 00:26:43,775
? So, how about Mitch? ?
560
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,995
? Oh, my God. ?
? He's crazy good in bed. ?
561
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,345
? - No, Eva, you didn't. ?
? - What? Kelly. ?
562
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,434
? Men don't marry ?
? one-night stands. ?
563
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:54,524
? That is so outdated, ?
? and it's also not true ?
564
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:56,788
? because Valerie, she married ?
? her one-night stand. ?
565
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,051
? Well, okay, don't even ?
? get me started on that. ?
566
00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,619
? There's a reason there's no maternity ?
? section in bridal stores. ?
567
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,623
? Well, speaking of Valerie, she gave me ?
? a security system, which, I know, ?
568
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,145
? it's the most ?
? Valerie thing ever. ?
569
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,888
? But the guy who came over ?
? to do the walk-through, ?
570
00:27:08,889 --> 00:27:11,063
? - I mean, he's really cute. ?
? - Oh... ?
571
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,870
? - What? ?
? - No, the BTK Killer installed alarms. ?
572
00:27:13,871 --> 00:27:16,678
? Oh, this is so random, ?
? but do you remember ?
573
00:27:16,679 --> 00:27:18,505
? Kyle Callaghan ?
? from middle school? ?
574
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,943
? Yeah, the guy, he was... ?
? He would always pick his nose. ?
575
00:27:20,944 --> 00:27:24,554
? Okay, well, we matched online ?
? on my birthday. ?
576
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:27,950
? And get this, he just moved ?
? his vet practice here to Boulder ?
577
00:27:27,951 --> 00:27:30,126
? after six years in France. ?
578
00:27:30,127 --> 00:27:31,692
? And he's a widower. ?
579
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,651
? Sad, but at least ?
? we know he's single. ?
580
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,653
? Exactly. ?
? And we have a date tonight. ?
581
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,655
? Oh, my God, Eva. ?
? This is your guy. ?
582
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,874
? I have a good feeling ?
? about this. Kelly. ?
583
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:43,705
? This is the "you and Kyle and me and ?
? Brad sharing a retirement lake house" guy. ?
584
00:27:43,706 --> 00:27:45,664
? - Take a breath. ?
? - Okay. But just promise me ?
585
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,361
? you'll give him ?
? a fair shot, please? ?
586
00:27:47,362 --> 00:27:49,057
? I am going into this ?
? totally open-minded. ?
587
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:51,539
? Okay, but your mind is ?
? all that should be open. ?
588
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,583
? Nothing... Nothing else. ?
589
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,587
? - Okay. ?
? - Three dates. No sex. Okay? ?
590
00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:58,066
? - Promise me. ?
? - Fine. ?
591
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,852
? Three dates. No sex. ?
? That's easy. ?
592
00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:02,245
? No hand jobs. No blow jobs. ?
593
00:28:02,246 --> 00:28:04,638
? No... No jobbing of any kind. ?
594
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:06,902
? - Okay? ?
? - Yeah, Kelly, I hear you. ?
595
00:28:06,903 --> 00:28:08,469
? Let's see the pictures. ?
596
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:09,905
? Yes! I killed this. ?
597
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,996
? - Oh. ?
? - Oh... ?
598
00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,914
? Maybe Brad will like that one. ?
599
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:21,395
? - Yeah. ?
? - Yeah. ?
600
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,594
? Hi. ?
601
00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,032
? Are you Sheryl? ?
602
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,687
? You look nothing like your... ?
603
00:28:52,688 --> 00:28:54,253
? No. I'm Sheryl. ?
604
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:57,170
? Oh, wow. You look even better ?
? than your pictures. ?
605
00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,649
? Why, thank you. Shall we? ?
606
00:28:58,650 --> 00:28:59,738
? Yeah. ?
607
00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,437
? So happy I could help ?
? you two find each other. ?
608
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:05,699
? Eva? ?
609
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,203
? - Kyle! ?
? - Eva Beava! Oh, my goodness! ?
610
00:29:09,204 --> 00:29:11,705
? Hi! I... Oh. I... Come on, get in here. ?
611
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:14,361
? I don't really think anyone ?
? ever called me that, but... ?
612
00:29:14,362 --> 00:29:16,188
? - I did. ?
? - Why? ?
613
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,757
? I mean, wow, ?
? you look so much different ?
614
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,280
? than how I remember you. ?
615
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,696
? Well, hopefully ?
? that's a good thing. ?
616
00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,982
? - Oh, yes. ?
? - You too. You look so good. ?
617
00:29:26,983 --> 00:29:28,896
? Thank you. Yeah. ?
618
00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:32,291
? I mean, what's it been, ?
? like, 525,600 minutes? Huh? ?
619
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:35,685
? - Uh, yeah. Something like that, I think. ?
? - Right? ?
620
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,341
? We were in Rent together, ?
? in high school, you silly goose. ?
621
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:39,864
? - Right. ?
? - Come on. ?
622
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,214
? Ow. Uh, yeah. ?
? No, I remember. I remember. ?
623
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:44,739
? - Yeah. I had the braces and stuff. ?
? - Yeah. Yeah, you did. ?
624
00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,566
? Yeah, no, it sucked. ?
625
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:49,135
? But now, I've got ?
? some hair on my chest. ?
626
00:29:49,136 --> 00:29:50,854
? - Congratulations. ?
? - Yeah. ?
627
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,540
? Hopefully that's a good thing. ?
628
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,776
? Honestly, ?
? I could go either way. ?
629
00:29:54,777 --> 00:29:57,012
? All right, ?
? I'll take my chances. ?
630
00:29:57,013 --> 00:29:59,840
? Oh... That is, uh... ?
631
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,234
? You could probably, like, ?
? braid that ?
632
00:30:01,235 --> 00:30:02,888
? if you wanted to. Just... ?
633
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,194
? Sorry. ?
634
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,893
? Probably could, ?
? but it's a little weird. ?
635
00:30:07,894 --> 00:30:09,764
? Um, do you wanna ?
? go to the table? ?
636
00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:10,809
? - Yeah, I would. ?
? - Yeah. ?
637
00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,294
? You're a veterinarian now. ?
638
00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:19,991
? - Yeah. ?
? - That's cool. ?
639
00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,256
? - Uh, do you love it? ?
? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. ?
640
00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:26,780
? Animals are just ?
? so compliant, you know? ?
641
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:29,001
? - Really? ?
? - You just give them a little anesthesia, ?
642
00:30:29,002 --> 00:30:31,438
? - and they'll do whatever you want. ?
? - Oh. ?
643
00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:33,875
? Oh, my God. I'm sorry. ?
? That's vet humor. ?
644
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,484
? Ah. ?
645
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:38,357
? But yes, ?
? I love being a veterinarian. ?
646
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:40,099
? I believe every pet ?
? deserves the best care. ?
647
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:41,882
? - Aw. ?
? - Buongiorno. ?
648
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,058
? Can I start you off ?
? with some drinks tonight? ?
649
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,235
? First off, I believe ?
? it's pronounced "bonjour." ?
650
00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:48,694
? But, um, what do you think? ?
651
00:30:48,695 --> 00:30:51,153
? We'll just split ?
? a bottle of ros๏ฟฝ? ?
652
00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:55,679
? - Yeah? ?
? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. ?
653
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,746
? Yes. That... ?
? That sounds great. ?
654
00:30:57,747 --> 00:30:59,814
? One bottle of ros๏ฟฝ. ?
? Thank you. ?
655
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:04,427
? So, you... ?
? Do you like ros๏ฟฝ or... ?
656
00:31:04,428 --> 00:31:06,038
? Yeah. ?
657
00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,735
? Ah. ?
658
00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:13,175
? This whole online dating ?
? scene, it's just... ?
659
00:31:13,176 --> 00:31:14,263
? it's a hell pit. ?
660
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:17,526
? Ah. Yeah, it's... ?
661
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,268
? Hence why ?
? I deleted my profile. ?
662
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:20,442
? - Mmm. ?
? - Yeah. ?
663
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,357
? I actually ?
? only reactivated it ?
664
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,273
? so that I could, uh, ?
? message you. ?
665
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:25,752
? Really? ?
666
00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,885
? - Yeah, really. ?
? - Oh. ?
667
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,713
? But I'm back off the apps now, ?
? and I just... ?
668
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,413
? I don't know, thought I'd see ?
? how this works out. ?
669
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:37,459
? And? ?
670
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:40,159
? Oh, well, so far, I think ?
? it's going pretty great. ?
671
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,161
? Bonjour. ?
672
00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:44,380
? Merci. ?
673
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,253
? She got it right. ?
674
00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:49,864
? I love helping people. ?
675
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:58,612
? Mmm. Oh, yeah. ?
? Oh, you got a little... ?
676
00:31:58,613 --> 00:32:00,265
? - Oh. ?
? - Just... ?
677
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,920
? Oh, that's... There we go. ?
678
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,445
? - Grazie. ?
? - Yeah. ?
679
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,839
? - Thank you. ?
? - Oh, wow, she is all over the place... ?
680
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,579
? Yeah... with the languages ?
? tonight. ?
681
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,713
? Do you want to... ?
? We can split... Yeah, no, no. ?
682
00:32:12,714 --> 00:32:14,171
? Don't you worry. ?
? I'm a veterinarian, ?
683
00:32:14,172 --> 00:32:15,629
? for God's sakes. ?
? We make tons of money. ?
684
00:32:15,630 --> 00:32:18,066
? And, uh, actually... ?
685
00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,721
? - Whoa. Wow, impressive. ?
? - Right? ?
686
00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,507
? Yeah, I'm actually an amateur ?
? illusionist in my spare time. ?
687
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:26,988
? - Wait, really? ?
? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. ?
688
00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:29,207
? Well on my way ?
? to becoming pro. ?
689
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,427
? Anyways, look, ?
? enough about me. ?
690
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,473
? I've had a really ?
? good time tonight, ?
691
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:37,868
? and, um, I'd love to ?
? do this again sometime, if you'd like. ?
692
00:32:37,869 --> 00:32:39,304
? Yeah. ?
693
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:40,609
? - Yeah? ?
? - Yeah. Me too. ?
694
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,829
? Unless, of course, ?
? you wanted to ?
695
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:45,049
? continue the night ?
? back at my place. ?
696
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,966
? Three dates, ?
? no sex. Promise me. ?
697
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:51,099
? - Uh, no, no. I'm sorry, not tonight. ?
? - Oh. ?
698
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,839
? I just... ?
? I just really feel like ?
699
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,276
? we should probably ?
? take things slowly. ?
700
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,714
? Yeah, for sure, slow. ?
? I love it slow. ?
701
00:32:57,715 --> 00:32:59,063
? Cool. Um... ?
702
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,935
? Well, thank you ?
? so much again for dinner. ?
703
00:33:00,936 --> 00:33:02,240
? Yeah, do you wanna... ?
704
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,676
? I can take care of this, ?
? if you wanna... ?
705
00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:05,026
? - This was so fun. ?
? - Oh, you're gonna go now. ?
706
00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:07,006
? - High chairs. ?
? - I know, right? ?
707
00:33:07,007 --> 00:33:08,888
? - Oh. Thank you. ?
? - Uh, well... ?
708
00:33:08,889 --> 00:33:10,770
? Just gonna check ?
? one more time, ?
709
00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,034
? are you sure you don't wanna ?
? come back to my place? ?
710
00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:14,166
? It's pretty nice. ?
711
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:18,300
? One hundred percent. ?
712
00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:21,825
? Oh, my God. ?
713
00:33:24,894 --> 00:33:26,439
? Nope, don't worry about it. ?
714
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,224
? I'm kind of surprised ?
? you called. ?
715
00:33:29,225 --> 00:33:30,660
? Why? ?
716
00:33:30,661 --> 00:33:32,139
? I don't know. ?
717
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,381
? I thought it was gonna be ?
? a one-and-done thing. ?
718
00:33:34,382 --> 00:33:36,622
? How dare you, Mitch? ?
719
00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:39,147
? Okay, I'm sorry, just, um... ?
720
00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:40,539
? - Just one second. ?
? - Yeah. ?
721
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,198
? Eva? Hi. ?
722
00:33:46,199 --> 00:33:47,589
? Finally! ?
723
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,069
? This better be ?
? an actual emergency ?
724
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:50,745
? because I am right in ?
? the middle of something. ?
725
00:33:50,746 --> 00:33:52,420
? It's the Swipe Right Killer. ?
726
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,771
? They just found a fingerprint ?
? at one of the crime scenes, ?
727
00:33:54,772 --> 00:33:58,123
? and it's unidentifiable, ?
? likely scarred over. ?
728
00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:04,433
? Sound familiar? Yeah, because ?
? I fucking knew that guy was shady. ?
729
00:34:04,434 --> 00:34:07,175
? Okay. Yeah. Weird coincidence. ?
730
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,482
? But Swipe Right ?
? also drinks ros๏ฟฝ ?
731
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,615
? and has an interest ?
? in crime scene forensics, ?
732
00:34:12,616 --> 00:34:14,182
? and none of those things ?
? apply to Mitch. ?
733
00:34:14,183 --> 00:34:15,617
? No, I'm just joking. ?
734
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,272
? I'm doing night classes ?
? in forensics. ?
735
00:34:17,273 --> 00:34:18,839
? Do you not have fingerprints? ?
736
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,884
? Eva, are you there? ?
737
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:23,865
? Mom, I want a Popsicle! ?
738
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:25,845
? I told you, Mommy is busy! ?
739
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:28,892
? I can't keep doing ?
? this whole thing with you, Valerie. ?
740
00:34:28,893 --> 00:34:31,678
? Okay, look, I know that you ?
? think that I'm being paranoid ?
741
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,896
? or overreacting, ?
? but I just feel like ?
742
00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:36,639
? I don't know what's going on ?
? with you anymore, which sucks. ?
743
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,336
? Can we just make a deal? ?
744
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,121
? I will loop you in on ?
? what's going on with me, ?
745
00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:41,426
? and you promise me, ?
746
00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:43,123
? like, on your favorite child ?
? promise me, ?
747
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:46,258
? that there will be no ?
? invasive spy shit of any kind. ?
748
00:34:46,259 --> 00:34:48,520
? I promise on Jonah. ?
749
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,479
? That includes ?
? sneaking tracking apps ?
750
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,655
? onto my phone, okay? ?
751
00:34:52,656 --> 00:34:54,831
? Okay. Fine. I promise. ?
752
00:34:54,832 --> 00:34:56,485
? Okay. ?
753
00:34:56,486 --> 00:34:57,660
? Great. ?
754
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:01,577
? Why don't you come out to ?
? the bar with us tomorrow night? ?
755
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:03,579
? With your friends? ?
756
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,103
? Yeah. ?
757
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,802
? Craig! You better cancel ?
? your pickleball plans ?
758
00:35:08,803 --> 00:35:10,891
? because it's Mommy's night out! ?
759
00:35:10,892 --> 00:35:12,457
? Hey, quick question. ?
760
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:16,418
? Um, growing up, did anybody ?
? ever call me Eva Beava? ?
761
00:35:16,419 --> 00:35:18,506
? Beava with a "B"? ?
762
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,813
? Yes, with a "B." What-- No. ?
763
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,208
? Okay, that's what I thought. ?
? Bye. ?
764
00:35:23,209 --> 00:35:24,796
? - Hey. ?
? - Hey. ?
765
00:35:24,797 --> 00:35:26,504
? You coming back? ?
766
00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:28,212
? Yeah. ?
767
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:37,830
? Oh, ho-ho! Yes! Fajitas! ?
768
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,007
? Oh, my God! ?
769
00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:42,443
? You guys, we go hard. ?
770
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:45,099
? Kelly, I need your phone. ?
? I need to take some selfies. ?
771
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,144
? You just... Okay. ?
772
00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:47,796
? Whoo! MILF alert! ?
773
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,756
? - Can you get her to calm down, please? ?
? - Uh-uh. ?
774
00:35:49,757 --> 00:35:51,540
? There's no stopping this now, ?
? trust me. ?
775
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:53,324
? I'm gonna have to send these ?
? to myself. ?
776
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:55,501
? So, Eva, you have a particular ?
? glow about you this evening. ?
777
00:35:55,502 --> 00:35:57,807
? Yeah, I know. It's from the sex. ?
778
00:35:57,808 --> 00:35:59,025
? Yes, girl. ?
779
00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:00,680
? But is it from the sex ?
? with Mitch? ?
780
00:36:00,681 --> 00:36:01,985
? Or from the sex with Norman? ?
781
00:36:01,986 --> 00:36:03,682
? Uh, who is Norman? ?
782
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,164
? Oh, Eva's crush ?
? from the security company. ?
783
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:07,252
? What? ?
784
00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:11,342
? Okay, I'm... I am cool. ?
? I'm very cool. ?
785
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,432
? And it's actually ?
? kind of your fault, but no, ?
786
00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:15,215
? I am seeing Norman ?
? on Thursday. ?
787
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,217
? - This glow, this is all Mitch. ?
? - Oh, yeah. ?
788
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,372
? I thought you were ?
? with Kyle last night. ?
789
00:36:19,373 --> 00:36:21,526
? Yeah, I was, ?
? but Mitch came over after. ?
790
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,702
? I just feel like you're kinda ?
? not really giving Kyle ?
791
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,879
? a fair shot, if you're still ?
? sleeping with Mitch. ?
792
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,619
? No, no, no. ?
? I'm not ruling Kyle out. ?
793
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,164
? I'm just saying ?
? he doesn't really strike me ?
794
00:36:29,165 --> 00:36:30,710
? as the ?
? throw-me-up-against-the-wall type, ?
795
00:36:30,711 --> 00:36:32,928
? and let me tell you, ?
796
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,671
? that is exactly what is ?
? getting me going these days. ?
797
00:36:35,672 --> 00:36:37,281
? Hear, hear, sister. ?
798
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,305
? Okay, but sometimes, ?
? people can surprise you. ?
799
00:36:39,306 --> 00:36:41,329
? When I first met Brad, ?
? he was super vanilla. ?
800
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,287
? And then, on our honeymoon, ?
801
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:45,072
? we realized that baby ?
? likes to be spanked. ?
802
00:36:45,073 --> 00:36:48,074
? - Baby? ?
? - Okay. Ew. ?
803
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,945
? - What? ?
? - Wait, who is spanking who? ?
804
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:53,254
? Oh, you guys talk about having ?
? sex with randos all day long ?
805
00:36:53,255 --> 00:36:55,386
? and I mention making love ?
? to my husband... ?
806
00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:57,519
? - "Making love"? Kelly, stop! ?
? - Making love! ?
807
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,128
? We're married. It's making love. ?
808
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:01,175
? - Who does that anymore? ?
? - I was eating here. ?
809
00:37:01,176 --> 00:37:02,697
? Okay, all I'm saying is that ?
810
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:05,005
? Kyle is the one you should ?
? be giving a real shot. ?
811
00:37:05,006 --> 00:37:06,615
? You know, like, ?
? he is marriage material. ?
812
00:37:06,616 --> 00:37:08,269
? And Mitch is fuck material. ?
813
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,139
? Wait. ?
814
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,837
? Does that make Norman ?
? kill material? ?
815
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:13,882
? Oh, my God, ?
? you're in a Fuck, Marry, Kill! ?
816
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,755
? Hey, hey, hey, everybody! ?
? She's in a Fuck, Marry, Kill right now. ?
817
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:19,628
? It's true, I am. Wow. ?
? This is actually the most exciting thing ?
818
00:37:19,629 --> 00:37:21,368
? that's ever happened to me. ?
? Okay, let me think. ?
819
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,023
? Um, okay, if that's the case, ?
? I'm gonna kill Kyle... ?
820
00:37:23,024 --> 00:37:24,980
? - Uh-uh! ?
? - I'm gonna fuck Norman. ?
821
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,939
? - And I'm gonna marry Mitch. ?
? - No, no. ?
822
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,246
? You have to kill Norman ?
? before he kills you. ?
823
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,031
? His goal in life is ?
? to play with dead bodies. ?
824
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,816
? He's not gonna play ?
? with dead bodies, you perv. ?
825
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,449
? - You don't know that. ?
? - Am I missing something here? ?
826
00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:40,082
? Oh, has she not told you ?
? about his passion for forensics? ?
827
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:43,348
? - It's a great job. ?
? - Okay, okay, wait. Wild pitch. ?
828
00:37:43,349 --> 00:37:45,306
? Okay. You fuck the vet. ?
829
00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:46,741
? You kill Mitch. ?
830
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,961
? Who doesn't have fingerprints, ?
? by the way. ?
831
00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:51,181
? Exactly. And you ?
? definitely marry Mr. Security. ?
832
00:37:51,182 --> 00:37:53,052
? Smart. I like that. Yeah. ?
833
00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:54,923
? - Cheers. ?
? - Oh, my God. ?
834
00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,448
? - What? ?
? - There's been another murder. ?
835
00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:57,927
? - What? Oh, my God. ?
? - No. ?
836
00:37:57,928 --> 00:37:59,928
? Are you serious? Where? ?
837
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,561
? Oh, I am on it. I am so on it. ?
838
00:38:02,562 --> 00:38:05,194
? Okay, female, 31, brunette, ?
839
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:06,674
? body found at ?
? her east side apartment. ?
840
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:09,373
? Wait, that's right near ?
? where you live, Eva. ?
841
00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:12,071
? Okay, a partial shoe print ?
? was left in blood. ?
842
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:15,858
? Police have determined that ?
? it was a Ferro Calde sneaker, ?
843
00:38:15,859 --> 00:38:17,381
? size 10. ?
844
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,340
? What shoe size ?
? does Mitch wear? ?
845
00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,211
? I don't know, ?
? but it's probably huge. ?
846
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:25,258
? What size does Norman wear? ?
? That's the real question. ?
847
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:28,262
? I do not know because I'm not ?
? just asking people their shoe sizes ?
848
00:38:28,263 --> 00:38:29,829
? when they walk ?
? through my front door. ?
849
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:31,699
? Yeah, okay. ?
850
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,398
? I know that, like, you guys ?
? are all kind of joking about this, ?
851
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:37,292
? and I'm cool. I can be very cool. ?
? I'm so cool about this. ?
852
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:40,187
? But actually, I'm very serious ?
? because any of these guys ?
853
00:38:40,188 --> 00:38:42,145
? could legit be Swipe Right ?
? and kill you. ?
854
00:38:42,146 --> 00:38:43,711
? Okay, I get it. ?
855
00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,845
? It sucks that my whole ?
? taking charge of my life thing ?
856
00:38:45,846 --> 00:38:47,803
? has overlapped ?
? with a crime spree. ?
857
00:38:47,804 --> 00:38:50,022
? So, here is the compromise. ?
858
00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,895
? I'm good where I'm at, ?
? so I will delete the apps. ?
859
00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:54,593
? - Yes. ?
? - And I will see Kyle again. ?
860
00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:58,248
? And I will possibly ?
? fuck Mitch again. ?
861
00:38:58,249 --> 00:38:59,467
? - Thank you. ?
? - Probably tonight. ?
862
00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:00,555
? - Yes! ?
? - A few times. ?
863
00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:02,100
? Oh, put it there. ?
864
00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:03,644
? Too many times. ?
865
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:05,647
? - And I'm gonna keep the date with Norman. ?
? - That's my girl. ?
866
00:39:05,648 --> 00:39:07,126
? But to ease all of your minds, ?
867
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:10,217
? I'm going to prove ?
? to all of you, ?
868
00:39:10,218 --> 00:39:11,522
? especially you, ?
869
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:14,308
? that none of them ?
? are the serial killer. ?
870
00:39:14,309 --> 00:39:15,569
? How? ?
871
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:19,008
? We are going to Cinderella ?
? this bitch. ?
872
00:39:19,009 --> 00:39:20,313
? It's shoe time. ?
873
00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,708
? Oh, if the Ferro Caldes ?
? don't fit, ?
874
00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:24,187
? you must acquit. ?
875
00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:25,667
? That is correct. ?
876
00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:31,151
? Hey. Hi. ?
877
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:37,200
? Okay, should we go back ?
? to my place or... ?
878
00:39:37,201 --> 00:39:39,158
? I was actually thinking ?
879
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:43,293
? maybe we could do something ?
? a little more intimate tonight. ?
880
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,339
? Why do guys always do that? ?
881
00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:48,386
? Just call it what it is. ?
882
00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:50,083
? What? ?
883
00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:52,738
? Oh, were you not talking ?
? about anal? ?
884
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,609
? - No. ?
? - Oh, yeah. Me neither. ?
885
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:59,658
? So, I was thinking ?
? maybe I could cook for you, ?
886
00:39:59,659 --> 00:40:01,049
? if you're hungry. ?
887
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:03,313
? And, you know, ?
? we could just talk, ?
888
00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,577
? get to know each other ?
? a little. ?
889
00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,969
? Okay, yeah. ?
890
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,754
? All right, come on. ?
891
00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:12,497
? - Maybe after we could try anal. ?
? - Yes. ?
892
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,654
? So, you seem to know ?
? all about my work, ?
893
00:40:18,655 --> 00:40:21,157
? but I don't know anything ?
? about yours. ?
894
00:40:21,158 --> 00:40:22,245
? Mmm. ?
895
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:26,641
? Yeah, that's ?
? kind of on purpose. ?
896
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:29,513
? It's a little embarrassing. ?
897
00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,255
? I work at my friend's ?
? photo studio. ?
898
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,344
? Sounds fancy. ?
899
00:40:34,345 --> 00:40:35,867
? Uh... ?
900
00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:39,262
? Uh, you're probably ?
? thinking Annie Leibovitz, ?
901
00:40:39,263 --> 00:40:40,741
? but this is not that. ?
902
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:44,136
? This is the everyone ?
? wears matching sweaters ?
903
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,532
? and touches each other oddly ?
? kind of place. ?
904
00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:50,121
? - Those still exist? ?
? - Yes, they do. ?
905
00:40:50,122 --> 00:40:53,069
? So, you went to school ?
? for photography? ?
906
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:56,017
? Oh, no, no. ?
? I am just the assistant. ?
907
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:59,543
? I just retouch things, ?
? hand her props here and there. ?
908
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:03,069
? It's real life-plan, ?
? dreams-coming-true kind of stuff, ?
909
00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,505
? so you should be ?
? pretty impressed. ?
910
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:13,601
? Actually, the truth is ?
? my mom got pretty sick ?
911
00:41:13,602 --> 00:41:15,385
? and she ended up ?
? dying last year. ?
912
00:41:15,386 --> 00:41:16,690
? I'm so sorry. ?
913
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:19,040
? And working for Kelly just ?
914
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,304
? made it easier ?
? to look after her. ?
915
00:41:21,305 --> 00:41:23,436
? She's all about family. ?
916
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:25,221
? She sounds ?
? like a great friend. ?
917
00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:26,396
? Yeah. ?
918
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,050
? You know, ?
919
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,140
? all the guys I've been dating, ?
? you are the only person ?
920
00:41:31,141 --> 00:41:33,578
? that I have told ?
? all of that to, which... ?
921
00:41:33,579 --> 00:41:35,317
? is pretty interesting. ?
922
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:37,015
? Like, in a good way, though. ?
923
00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:39,540
? What do you mean by "guys"? ?
? Like... Like, plural? ?
924
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,063
? Uh, well... Uh, yeah. ?
925
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:43,762
? I mean, it's online dating. ?
926
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:45,980
? It's kind of how it works. ?
927
00:41:45,981 --> 00:41:47,678
? What... Are you okay? ?
? What's... ?
928
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:50,029
? Sorry, I'm just ?
? a little confused right now. ?
929
00:41:50,030 --> 00:41:52,945
? Did I say something ?
? to upset you? ?
930
00:41:52,946 --> 00:41:54,555
? No, um... No. You know what? ?
931
00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,035
? I'm good. ?
932
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,515
? - Okay. ?
? - I'm cool. ?
933
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,996
? I'm not gonna make ?
? a big deal out of this. ?
934
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,912
? - Everything's good. ?
? - Okay. ?
935
00:42:03,913 --> 00:42:05,000
? Oh. ?
936
00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:08,917
? You know what? ?
? I think cooking can wait. ?
937
00:42:08,918 --> 00:42:10,092
? Ooh. ?
938
00:42:10,093 --> 00:42:11,267
? Wow. ?
939
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,967
? All right, ?
? it can definitely wait. ?
940
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:37,467
? Hey, that was incredibly hot. ?
941
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,078
? - Oh, yeah? ?
? - Yeah. ?
942
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,037
? Well, just wait ?
? until you try my cooking. ?
943
00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,022
? - Hey. ?
? - Hey. ?
944
00:42:49,023 --> 00:42:51,100
? Is everything okay? ?
945
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,178
? Oh. Yeah. ?
946
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:54,875
? Food's almost done. ?
947
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:58,967
? Oh, I just realized, I've got ?
? an early start tomorrow, ?
948
00:42:58,968 --> 00:43:00,489
? so I'm going to get going. ?
949
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,841
? I'm just not that hungry ?
? anymore. ?
950
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:08,672
? I... I wanted to ask you ?
? this earlier, ?
951
00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:11,545
? - but, you know, I didn't want to be dramatic. ?
? - Oh. ?
952
00:43:11,546 --> 00:43:14,548
? You're not, like, ?
? using me for sex, are you? ?
953
00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:16,723
? No. ?
954
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:19,204
? Okay, because, well, ?
955
00:43:19,205 --> 00:43:24,340
? that would make me ?
? very, very upset. ?
956
00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:26,690
? No. No. ?
957
00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,997
? Come on. ?
? No, I'm definitely not... ?
958
00:43:28,998 --> 00:43:30,694
? using you at all. ?
959
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,392
? I'll see you later. ?
960
00:43:50,584 --> 00:43:52,020
? And... ?
961
00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,155
? Oh, my God, Kyle. ?
962
00:43:56,156 --> 00:43:57,764
? Ta-da! ?
963
00:43:57,765 --> 00:43:59,679
? This is too much. ?
964
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,768
? Crap. Really? I'm sorry. ?
965
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,465
? - I always do this. ?
? - No. Hey, hey, hey. ?
966
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:06,077
? Kyle, it's... it's beautiful. ?
? It's perfect. ?
967
00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:08,775
? Got the baguettes, champagne. ?
? We got charcuterie. Come on! ?
968
00:44:08,776 --> 00:44:11,866
? "Charcuterie!" That's what that's called. ?
? I always just call it "cheese and meat." ?
969
00:44:11,867 --> 00:44:13,280
? Yeah, well... Yeah. ?
970
00:44:13,281 --> 00:44:14,694
? It's a little sweaty. ?
971
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,176
? I put it out this morning, ?
? so it's been here for a while. ?
972
00:44:17,177 --> 00:44:19,657
? I just wanted today ?
? to be so perfect, you know? ?
973
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,332
? Oh, who is this little guy? ?
974
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:23,008
? Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. ?
975
00:44:23,009 --> 00:44:24,530
? Come here. ?
976
00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:25,618
? Okay. Oh... ?
977
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,337
? And this little guy is Stewart. ?
978
00:44:27,338 --> 00:44:29,198
? - Hi, buddy. ?
? - Hey, buddy. ?
979
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,059
? That's how you hold the dog? ?
980
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:32,451
? Oh, gee. Sorry. ?
981
00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:34,235
? Clinical reflex, really, ?
982
00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:35,760
? 'cause most dogs in my office, ?
? they think I'm about ?
983
00:44:35,761 --> 00:44:37,544
? to take their ?
? rectal temperature, you know? ?
984
00:44:37,545 --> 00:44:39,327
? Just... right up there. ?
985
00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:41,853
? Anyways, we'll get him ?
? out of here. And... ?
986
00:44:41,854 --> 00:44:43,592
? champagne? ?
987
00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:44,724
? Shall we? ?
988
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:46,835
? - Yeah, we shall. Thank you. ?
? - Okay. ?
989
00:44:46,836 --> 00:44:48,947
? Uh... Oh. ?
990
00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,735
? - Are you okay? ?
? - Sorry, I had to... ?
991
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,389
? Yeah. ?
992
00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,393
There is a house
In New Orleans
993
00:45:00,394 --> 00:45:01,959
? What? ?
994
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,352
? Dear God! ?
995
00:45:03,353 --> 00:45:04,744
? Hey, buddy! ?
996
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:05,964
They call the Rising Sun
997
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,358
? - Knock it off, Stewart. ?
? - It... It's fine. All right? ?
998
00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:10,882
? We can go. There's ?
? a nice place over there. ?
999
00:45:10,883 --> 00:45:12,360
? Can you just hold that ?
? for a second? ?
1000
00:45:12,361 --> 00:45:13,971
? Geez. I'm gonna have to ?
? put this guy down. ?
1001
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,582
? - I'll be right back. ?
? - Put him down? Oh. ?
1002
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:18,018
? Buddy! Look, I just noticed ?
1003
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,934
? you're a little bit out of ?
? tune there on the E string. ?
1004
00:45:19,935 --> 00:45:21,196
? Do you mind if I... ?
1005
00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:25,025
? Ten. I'll just, uh... ?
1006
00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:26,767
? Shit. If you don't mind... ?
1007
00:45:26,768 --> 00:45:27,985
? Give me the guitar! ?
1008
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,726
? - Oh, Kyle! ?
? - Whoa, whoa, whoa! ?
1009
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,641
? - No, what are you... ?
? - Linda! ?
1010
00:45:31,642 --> 00:45:33,121
? Linda! ?
1011
00:45:33,122 --> 00:45:34,601
? Wow. ?
1012
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,821
? Well, that's taken care of. ?
1013
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,780
? That guy was way stronger ?
? than he looked. ?
1014
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:41,781
? Where were we? ?
1015
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:43,565
? You know, uh, ?
? I think maybe ?
1016
00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:45,046
? we should try this ?
? another time. ?
1017
00:45:45,047 --> 00:45:46,743
? - Are you sure? ?
? - Yeah. ?
1018
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,527
? It's not about that, ?
? 'cause... Not at all. ?
1019
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:50,311
? But this was just ?
? really memorable and... Yeah. ?
1020
00:45:50,312 --> 00:45:52,445
? - ...I'll talk to you soon. ?
? - Do you want to do it again sometime? ?
1021
00:45:52,446 --> 00:45:54,098
? - Bye, Kyle. ?
? - I'll, uh... ?
1022
00:45:54,099 --> 00:45:55,796
? If you wanna talk later ?
? or hang out... ?
1023
00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:57,797
? Yeah... sometime. ?
1024
00:45:57,798 --> 00:46:00,198
? I'll bring Stewart. Yeah, I'll email you ?
? or something. ?
1025
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,377
? So what happens if Swipe Right ?
? doesn't match with anyone? ?
1026
00:46:11,378 --> 00:46:13,334
? Does he just start ?
? murdering randos? ?
1027
00:46:13,335 --> 00:46:16,817
? Ooh. I mean, ?
? are the streets even... ?
1028
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,012
? What is happening? ?
1029
00:46:38,013 --> 00:46:39,448
? Oh, my God. ?
1030
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,059
? Oh, my God. ?
1031
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:50,503
? Aah! Why are you screaming? ?
? Oh, my God! ?
1032
00:46:50,504 --> 00:46:52,765
? Okay. Hi. ?
1033
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:56,378
? Stop screaming, weirdos. ?
? You dropped this. ?
1034
00:46:57,336 --> 00:46:58,423
? Oh. ?
1035
00:46:58,424 --> 00:47:00,752
? Thank you. ?
? Those are expensive. ?
1036
00:47:00,753 --> 00:47:03,461
? Not all men, ladies. ?
? Not all men. ?
1037
00:47:03,462 --> 00:47:06,171
? Yeah, but some men, ?
? sometimes, dude. ?
1038
00:47:07,215 --> 00:47:08,737
? Holy shit! ?
1039
00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:10,828
? - That was a close call. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1040
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,090
? What are you doing here? ?
1041
00:47:12,091 --> 00:47:14,134
? I, uh... ?
1042
00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:16,180
? Look, I... I admit, ?
1043
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,792
? I was feeling a little bit anxious about ?
? how your date with Kyle went, ?
1044
00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:21,229
? so I just wanted to pop by ?
? and make sure ?
1045
00:47:21,230 --> 00:47:23,665
? that you weren't ?
? crossing any... any lines. ?
1046
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,974
? Okay, this whole sex police thing, ?
? it's getting pretty old. ?
1047
00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:30,238
? It's a little weird. I don't ?
? need a chaperone, okay? ?
1048
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,675
? And honestly, ?
? maybe our idea of happiness ?
1049
00:47:32,676 --> 00:47:34,329
? is a little different ?
? these days. ?
1050
00:47:36,418 --> 00:47:38,594
? I just... I feel like, ?
? when you were with Jake, ?
1051
00:47:38,595 --> 00:47:40,379
? we were on the same page. ?
1052
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,988
? Kelly, Jake sucked. ?
1053
00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:44,077
? Okay. Yeah, I can see that. ?
1054
00:47:44,078 --> 00:47:46,166
? I'm not that Eva anymore. ?
1055
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:48,603
? Can this new Eva not have sex ?
? with everybody that she meets? ?
1056
00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:50,519
? Okay. You know what? ?
? I'm really tired, and I'm gonna go inside. ?
1057
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,043
? Well, uh... ?
1058
00:47:52,044 --> 00:47:53,434
? 'Kay. ?
1059
00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:56,350
? You know I love you, right? ?
1060
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,700
? So, all ?
? the victims' phone records ?
1061
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:01,094
? show they were dating multiple people, ?
? but there's no crossover. ?
1062
00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:04,141
? I mean, at this point, ?
? it could literally be anybody. ?
1063
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:06,927
? - It could be your dad. ?
? - You've met my dad. ?
1064
00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,972
? He can't climb stairs, ?
? let alone kill someone. ?
1065
00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:11,670
? But I do think we should be ?
? looking at all men in our lives ?
1066
00:48:11,671 --> 00:48:14,368
? a little differently because ?
? it's gotta be one of them. ?
1067
00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:17,763
? I want everyone keeping an eye ?
? on the unassuming ones, right? ?
1068
00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:21,159
? Historically, serial killers are always, like, ?
? the guy-next-door types. ?
1069
00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,294
? I mean, except for Ted Bundy. ?
? He's a fox. He could catch it. ?
1070
00:48:26,295 --> 00:48:29,080
? Right. Okay, yes. ?
? Ted Bundy could catch it... ?
1071
00:48:29,081 --> 00:48:31,168
? Do you not ?
? have fingerprints? ?
1072
00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:34,497
? ...I mean, he definitely ?
? was the exception, for sure. ?
1073
00:48:34,498 --> 00:48:37,826
? Now, BTK, on the other hand, ?
? he could not get it. ?
1074
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:41,092
? No, no. But BTK had ?
? the advantage of access. ?
1075
00:48:41,093 --> 00:48:42,440
? - Hi. ?
? - Hey. ?
1076
00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:44,833
? He installed alarms. ?
1077
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,706
? That's right. Point is, ?
? he's out there, listeners, ?
1078
00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:48,904
? and you may never see him ?
? coming until it's too late. ?
1079
00:48:48,905 --> 00:48:51,101
? Yeah, I don't know about you, ?
1080
00:48:51,102 --> 00:48:52,930
? but I won't be letting any strangers ?
? into my house anytime soon. ?
1081
00:48:58,152 --> 00:48:59,979
? Oh, hi. ?
1082
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,590
? Hey. Hi. Uh... ?
1083
00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:03,941
? I come bearing gifts. ?
1084
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:05,289
? There they are. ?
1085
00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:09,467
? - You look so nice. ?
? - Thank you. ?
1086
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:11,252
? Hey, do you wanna ?
? take your shoes off? ?
1087
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,822
? You know, you can just ?
? make yourself at home. ?
1088
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:17,389
? No? ?
1089
00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:21,175
? I have booties I can put on, ?
? if you'd like. ?
1090
00:49:21,176 --> 00:49:22,741
? No, no, it's okay. ?
1091
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:24,700
? Just wanted you ?
? to feel comfortable. ?
1092
00:49:24,701 --> 00:49:26,484
? Yeah, no, I feel comfortable. ?
1093
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:28,226
? I'm just gonna go finish ?
? getting ready. ?
1094
00:49:28,227 --> 00:49:30,053
? Yeah, yeah. ?
? I'll get to it, then. ?
1095
00:49:30,054 --> 00:49:32,012
? I'll see you soon. Okay. Okay, bye. ?
1096
00:49:32,013 --> 00:49:33,883
? Not bye. I'll see you soon. ?
1097
00:49:46,723 --> 00:49:48,810
? You are now secure. ?
1098
00:49:48,811 --> 00:49:51,944
? All right. ?
? Well, I feel safer already. ?
1099
00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:55,079
? Then should we go ?
? do something crazy? ?
1100
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,601
? Is comedy crazy? ?
1101
00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:59,474
? - Eh. Sometimes. ?
? - Yeah, that's true. ?
1102
00:49:59,475 --> 00:50:00,822
? Oh. ?
1103
00:50:00,823 --> 00:50:02,520
? What is that? ?
? What's that beeping? ?
1104
00:50:02,521 --> 00:50:04,697
? - That means we have 30 seconds to leave. ?
? - Thirty seconds? ?
1105
00:50:04,698 --> 00:50:06,220
? - Yep. So, hustle. ?
? - Oh, that's pretty... ?
1106
00:50:06,221 --> 00:50:07,961
? ...quick. ?
1107
00:50:10,485 --> 00:50:12,138
? Thank you all so much ?
? for coming. ?
1108
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:15,186
? We are the You Should Smile ?
? Comedy Troupe. ?
1109
00:50:17,231 --> 00:50:19,799
? We need a volunteer ?
? from the audience. ?
1110
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:21,975
? So... ?
1111
00:50:23,411 --> 00:50:25,543
? Uh, you, sir. Come on up here. ?
1112
00:50:27,677 --> 00:50:28,763
? Yes! ?
1113
00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,529
? Whoo! ?
1114
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,030
? Oww! ?
1115
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,294
? And for a scenario... ?
1116
00:50:36,295 --> 00:50:37,511
? All right... ?
1117
00:50:37,512 --> 00:50:40,210
? "You're on a first date." ?
1118
00:50:40,211 --> 00:50:41,908
? Ooh. ?
1119
00:50:41,909 --> 00:50:43,561
? And go. ?
1120
00:50:43,562 --> 00:50:46,325
? Uh, okay. ?
? Um, hi. I'm Norman. ?
1121
00:50:46,326 --> 00:50:49,088
? - Hi. ?
? - It's so nice to kill you! ?
1122
00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:51,004
? - Oh, my God! ?
? - Oh, hey. Oh! Oh! ?
1123
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,093
? Oh, oh, oh! ?
? No, no, no! No, no! ?
1124
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,227
? I was supposed to be the ?
? Swipe Right Killer. Get it? ?
1125
00:50:57,967 --> 00:51:00,840
? - Uh, yeah, that got dark. ?
? - Too soon. Okay. Too soon, too soon. ?
1126
00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:03,756
? That was so good! Yay! ?
1127
00:51:03,757 --> 00:51:05,017
? Whoo! ?
1128
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,629
? - Are you okay? ?
? - Yeah. No. ?
1129
00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:09,326
? Wow! ?
1130
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:11,633
? The girl next to me ?
? was freaking out. ?
1131
00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:14,679
? I am so sorry. Again. ?
1132
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,682
? - Comedy, it's crazy. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1133
00:51:16,683 --> 00:51:18,422
? Lacking social awareness, ?
1134
00:51:18,423 --> 00:51:20,033
? but I appreciate ?
? that you went for it. ?
1135
00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:21,382
? Thank you. ?
1136
00:51:23,297 --> 00:51:24,863
? I have been wondering, ?
? though, ?
1137
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:28,019
? what's with this whole ?
? medical examiner thing? ?
1138
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:31,175
? You know, did you just wake up ?
? one day and think... ?
1139
00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:34,525
? "Yay, dead bodies"? ?
1140
00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,440
? It's my chance to play hero. ?
1141
00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,356
? Find answers. ?
1142
00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:43,535
? And I guess I have ?
? a morbid sense of curiosity. ?
1143
00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:45,188
? Weird, I know. ?
1144
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:48,148
? I love that you're so passionate ?
? about something. ?
1145
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:52,283
? Tell me something ?
? you're passionate about. ?
1146
00:51:54,546 --> 00:51:55,764
? Oh. ?
1147
00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:57,287
? Well... ?
1148
00:51:57,288 --> 00:51:59,311
? - Oh, damn it. ?
? - What's wrong? ?
1149
00:51:59,312 --> 00:52:01,335
? Uh, it's... it's my sister. ?
1150
00:52:01,336 --> 00:52:02,641
? Oh, you have a sister. ?
1151
00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:04,990
? Oh... ?
1152
00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:06,861
? Oh, is she okay? What's... Yeah, yeah. ?
1153
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:10,039
? Look, I'm really sorry ?
? to split like this, but I gotta go. ?
1154
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,562
? I can come... ?
1155
00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:13,304
? - No, I'm sorry. ?
? - Do you want me to... ?
1156
00:52:13,305 --> 00:52:15,219
? I can come with you. ?
1157
00:52:15,784 --> 00:52:16,785
? Bye. ?
1158
00:52:17,351 --> 00:52:18,657
? Weird. ?
1159
00:52:21,094 --> 00:52:22,226
? Brad? ?
1160
00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,577
? - Two High Lifes. ?
? - Brad! ?
1161
00:52:26,317 --> 00:52:27,360
? Eva! ?
1162
00:52:27,361 --> 00:52:28,927
? - Hey! ?
? - Hey! ?
1163
00:52:28,928 --> 00:52:30,907
? - It's been a minute. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1164
00:52:30,908 --> 00:52:32,888
? Hey, how's... ?
? how's Kelly doing? ?
1165
00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:35,390
? Your wife? Uh... ?
1166
00:52:35,391 --> 00:52:36,978
? What are you... ?
1167
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:38,938
? Shit. She didn't tell you? ?
1168
00:52:38,939 --> 00:52:41,418
? No, she did not. ?
1169
00:52:41,419 --> 00:52:43,637
? Look, um, ?
? don't tell her I told you ?
1170
00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:45,858
? because she must not ?
? want people to know, but... ?
1171
00:52:45,859 --> 00:52:47,641
? Okay, you're ?
? freaking me out. What? ?
1172
00:52:47,642 --> 00:52:49,557
? We're on a little bit ?
? of a break right now. ?
1173
00:52:49,558 --> 00:52:52,255
? A break? Sorry, ?
? that was loud. What... ?
1174
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:55,607
? We were having trouble, ?
? and I definitely, um... ?
1175
00:52:55,608 --> 00:52:57,477
? You what? ?
1176
00:52:57,478 --> 00:53:00,872
? Let's just say I handled it poorly ?
? and she was super upset. ?
1177
00:53:00,873 --> 00:53:04,659
? But then, she did like a 180 and suggested ?
? we take a couple months to ourselves ?
1178
00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:07,227
? and then see where we are. ?
1179
00:53:07,228 --> 00:53:09,533
? - Whoa. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1180
00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:13,320
? I mean, she has been acting ?
? really strange lately, ?
1181
00:53:13,321 --> 00:53:15,366
? - so this makes sense. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1182
00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:17,498
? And honestly... ?
1183
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:19,631
? I miss her. ?
1184
00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:22,067
? I'll see you around. ?
1185
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,134
? Hang in there, Brad. ?
1186
00:53:23,135 --> 00:53:24,201
? - Thanks. ?
? - Bye. ?
1187
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:26,811
? Hmm... ?
1188
00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:28,900
? So, where is Mr. Security? ?
1189
00:53:28,901 --> 00:53:31,382
? I am, like, ?
? devastatingly curious. ?
1190
00:53:31,383 --> 00:53:32,947
? Okay, listen to this. ?
1191
00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:35,842
? He got an emergency text ?
? from his supposed sister. ?
1192
00:53:35,843 --> 00:53:38,736
? - Not the sister story. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1193
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:41,392
? And then he got really weird, ?
? and he just rushed out of here. ?
1194
00:53:41,393 --> 00:53:44,221
? - Okay, that is... that is sketch. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1195
00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:47,963
? And I am feeling ?
? mildly sleuthy. ?
1196
00:53:47,964 --> 00:53:49,835
? So... ?
1197
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:51,967
? why don't we follow him? ?
1198
00:53:51,968 --> 00:53:53,491
? Yes! ?
1199
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:57,059
? Okay, we look a little sus ?
? going this slow. ?
1200
00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:58,756
? Well, he's not ?
? looking for us. ?
1201
00:53:58,757 --> 00:54:00,453
? No, I mean to everybody else. ?
1202
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:02,717
? You're going 20 in a 35. ?
? You should be going at least 50. ?
1203
00:54:02,718 --> 00:54:04,719
? I'm sorry. It is my first time ?
? tailing somebody. ?
1204
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,590
? Not mine. ?
1205
00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:10,029
? I dated a cop for eight years. ?
? We did weird stuff for fun. ?
1206
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,822
? Get down! ?
1207
00:54:24,173 --> 00:54:26,501
? Wait, does... does he live there? ?
1208
00:54:26,502 --> 00:54:28,710
? Uh-uh. ?
? Said he lives near the hill. ?
1209
00:54:28,711 --> 00:54:30,919
? What is he doing? He's going in? ?
1210
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,398
? I don't know. ?
1211
00:54:32,399 --> 00:54:34,140
? Did he just go inside? ?
1212
00:54:34,141 --> 00:54:35,446
? Okay. ?
1213
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,709
? What is he doing? ?
1214
00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:39,798
? The lights are off. ?
1215
00:54:39,799 --> 00:54:41,102
? Oh... ?
1216
00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:42,844
? They're on. ?
? Look, look! ?
1217
00:54:42,845 --> 00:54:44,106
? Wait. Okay, that's weird. ?
1218
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,978
? Oh, my God! ?
? He's positioning a body. ?
1219
00:54:46,979 --> 00:54:48,806
? That's a body. ?
? He's positioning it. ?
1220
00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:50,635
? Okay, well, that is... ?
? that is very Swipe Right. ?
1221
00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,901
? Okay, I know that sound. ?
? He is dismembering her. ?
1222
00:54:55,902 --> 00:54:57,510
? This is next-level ?
1223
00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,034
? and actually, ?
? we need to call the police. ?
1224
00:54:59,035 --> 00:55:00,557
? Yeah, but what are we gonna say? ?
1225
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:02,320
? Okay, we haven't ?
? actually seen anything. ?
1226
00:55:02,321 --> 00:55:04,083
? - You know, I have seen enough. ?
? - Aah! ?
1227
00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,258
? He's coming out. ?
1228
00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:08,478
? What is he doing? ?
1229
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:10,502
? No! ?
1230
00:55:10,503 --> 00:55:12,526
? Shh! Be quiet. Be quiet. ?
1231
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,812
? - Are you good? ?
? - Mm-hmm. ?
1232
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,619
? Okay, okay, okay, okay. ?
1233
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:21,796
? - He's dragging it. ?
? - Get down. ?
1234
00:55:21,797 --> 00:55:22,841
? He's dragging it. ?
1235
00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:26,845
? I see one bag for the torso. ?
1236
00:55:26,846 --> 00:55:28,716
? And two for the limbs. ?
1237
00:55:28,717 --> 00:55:30,588
? No. A body is very heavy. ?
1238
00:55:30,589 --> 00:55:33,199
? He's really strong. ?
1239
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,460
? Okay. Oh, no. ?
1240
00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:36,114
? That is a torso, ?
? if I ever saw one. ?
1241
00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,769
? No, that could definitely... ?
1242
00:55:37,770 --> 00:55:39,423
? Down. ?
1243
00:55:40,946 --> 00:55:43,122
? - Let's just breathe through this. ?
? - Okay. ?
1244
00:55:43,123 --> 00:55:44,296
? And not get carried away. ?
1245
00:55:44,297 --> 00:55:45,994
? - Right. ?
? - Hold on. ?
1246
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:49,432
? - Okay, we gotta go in there. ?
? - Hell no! ?
1247
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,739
? Yes! What if somebody's in ?
? there and they're hurt, okay? ?
1248
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:54,328
? We can't call the cops until ?
? we know for sure, all right? ?
1249
00:55:54,329 --> 00:55:56,918
? So put your big girl britches on. ?
? We're going inside. ?
1250
00:55:56,919 --> 00:55:58,789
? - Come on. ?
? - No, no, no, no. ?
1251
00:55:58,790 --> 00:56:02,924
? I certainly didn't come... to, ?
? like, evaluate a murder scene! ?
1252
00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:04,622
? Quit talking to yourself. ?
1253
00:56:04,623 --> 00:56:05,971
? Shh. ?
1254
00:56:06,928 --> 00:56:09,496
? Oh, my God. Okay. ?
1255
00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:11,105
? Try the door. ?
1256
00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:12,933
? - Mm-mmm. ?
? - Just try. ?
1257
00:56:12,934 --> 00:56:15,328
? Okay, okay. ?
1258
00:56:15,329 --> 00:56:16,416
? Damn it, it's locked. ?
1259
00:56:17,635 --> 00:56:18,679
? No. ?
1260
00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:25,382
? Victory. ?
1261
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:27,340
? Okay. Okay. ?
1262
00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:32,650
? Oh, my God. ?
1263
00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:39,939
? Go. ?
1264
00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:41,310
? Go! Go! ?
1265
00:56:42,747 --> 00:56:43,835
? Excuse me? ?
1266
00:56:45,010 --> 00:56:46,664
? What are you doing in here? ?
1267
00:56:46,665 --> 00:56:48,969
? Um... ?
1268
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:51,146
? Wow, we are so sorry. ?
1269
00:56:51,147 --> 00:56:52,451
? What? ?
1270
00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,931
? Oh, no, no, no. Not... ?
1271
00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:55,715
? We meant... Because we just... ?
1272
00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,588
? - No, you're here. ?
? - Mm-hmm. You are here. ?
1273
00:56:57,589 --> 00:57:00,221
? And we're so happy ?
? for that. Yay! ?
1274
00:57:00,222 --> 00:57:02,854
? I'm sorry, ?
? did I leave the door open? ?
1275
00:57:02,855 --> 00:57:04,594
? Um... ?
1276
00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,857
? We are ?
? your new neighbors. ?
1277
00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:11,384
? We thought we'd just come on by ?
? and offer you our services. ?
1278
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,342
? You guys are very sweet, ?
1279
00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:17,390
? but you don't need ?
? to be woke all the time. ?
1280
00:57:17,391 --> 00:57:19,044
? I mean, I kind of think ?
? we're the... ?
1281
00:57:19,045 --> 00:57:20,328
? the right amount of woke. ?
1282
00:57:20,329 --> 00:57:21,611
? I'm a normal person, ?
1283
00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,962
? and I have people ?
? who help me when I need it. ?
1284
00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:25,963
? My brother just left. ?
1285
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:27,356
? - Like, just now? ?
? - Your brother. ?
1286
00:57:27,357 --> 00:57:29,009
? I blew a fuse, ?
1287
00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:31,403
? and I had him go into the ?
? crawl space to flip a switch. ?
1288
00:57:31,404 --> 00:57:34,189
? And then he fixed my garbage disposal, ?
? and he took out the trash. ?
1289
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:36,190
? - He's the best. ?
? - Yeah. Yeah. ?
1290
00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:37,976
? You know what? He actually... ?
? He sounds it. ?
1291
00:57:37,977 --> 00:57:39,716
? Okay, you know what? ?
1292
00:57:39,717 --> 00:57:42,502
? If you need anything, you know ?
? where to find us, so... ?
1293
00:57:42,503 --> 00:57:44,417
? Actually, I don't. ?
? What unit are you in? ?
1294
00:57:44,418 --> 00:57:46,245
? - Bye! Bye. ?
? - In the pent suite. ?
1295
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,381
? I am a terrible person. ?
1296
00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:56,515
? I just assumed ?
? he was a murderer, ?
1297
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:59,671
? based off of ten minutes ?
? of spying on him from a car? ?
1298
00:57:59,672 --> 00:58:02,827
? I mean, I could have ?
? at least given it a solid 30, ?
1299
00:58:02,828 --> 00:58:04,481
? like a proper stalker. ?
1300
00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:08,919
? Oh, oh, God. ?
1301
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,225
? Well, it's him. ?
1302
00:58:10,226 --> 00:58:11,574
? Well? ?
1303
00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:12,727
? - What do I do? ?
? - Answer it! ?
1304
00:58:12,728 --> 00:58:13,880
? - Answer it? ?
? - Yeah, answer it! ?
1305
00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:15,382
? - And say what? ?
? - We're hanging out ?
1306
00:58:15,383 --> 00:58:16,883
? in front of your sister's house, ?
1307
00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,625
? we thought you were ?
? the Swipe Right Killer. ?
1308
00:58:20,627 --> 00:58:21,758
? Howdy! ?
1309
00:58:21,759 --> 00:58:23,411
? Hey, Eva. ?
1310
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,152
? What are you doing? What am I doing? ?
1311
00:58:25,153 --> 00:58:27,851
? - Chillin'. ?
? - Chillin' in a car with my friend. ?
1312
00:58:27,852 --> 00:58:30,550
? We're just, uh, ?
? doing some night meditating. ?
1313
00:58:30,551 --> 00:58:31,985
? Cool. Um... ?
1314
00:58:31,986 --> 00:58:34,423
? I'm sorry about ?
? running off earlier. ?
1315
00:58:34,424 --> 00:58:35,859
? No, it's okay. ?
1316
00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,208
? Any chance ?
? we can finish our date? ?
1317
00:58:37,209 --> 00:58:38,949
? Yeah, I'll be there ?
? as soon as possible. ?
1318
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:40,691
? Okay, thank you. Thank you. ?
1319
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,300
? Wow. ?
1320
00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:44,042
? Way to play hard to get, babe. ?
1321
00:58:46,348 --> 00:58:47,566
? - Hey! ?
? - Hey. ?
1322
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:50,569
? - Oh. ?
? - Look, um... ?
1323
00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:52,702
? I think you're really great, ?
? but... ?
1324
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,465
? Oh, my God, did you ?
? just invite me over here ?
1325
00:58:54,466 --> 00:58:56,228
? to tell me that you're not ?
? interested in me? ?
1326
00:58:56,229 --> 00:58:57,707
? No, no, no. My God, no. ?
1327
00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,622
? Before I bolted earlier, ?
? I should have told you... ?
1328
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:02,843
? - Whoa, whoa, wait. You have a girlfriend? ?
? - No, no. No. ?
1329
00:59:02,844 --> 00:59:06,586
? Um, I have some anxiety ?
? stuff with my sister. ?
1330
00:59:06,587 --> 00:59:08,806
? Okay. What do you mean? ?
1331
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:13,419
? We went through some traumatic shit ?
? together as kids. ?
1332
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,637
? She's super independent, ?
1333
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,029
? and she never asks ?
? for anything. ?
1334
00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:18,467
? So, when she said ?
? she needed me, I, uh... ?
1335
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,426
? I panicked. ?
1336
00:59:21,122 --> 00:59:22,993
? - Sorry. ?
? - No. ?
1337
00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:26,170
? You do not have to be sorry. ?
? I get it. I... ?
1338
00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:30,741
? I also have a sister who ?
? causes all sorts of anxiety. ?
1339
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:38,357
? Well, are you gonna ?
? give me the tour or... ?
1340
00:59:38,358 --> 00:59:40,337
? Yeah, for sure. ?
? Okay, well... ?
1341
00:59:40,338 --> 00:59:42,589
? Forty-three. ?
1342
00:59:42,590 --> 00:59:44,842
? This is the dining room. ?
1343
00:59:44,843 --> 00:59:47,453
? Oh, look at this. Hmm... ?
1344
00:59:47,454 --> 00:59:50,064
? Do you have an air fryer? ?
1345
00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:51,718
? I do. ?
1346
00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,068
? I've also got a fancy blender. ?
1347
00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:56,896
? Mm-hmm. ?
1348
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:04,601
? Maybe we skip ?
? the rest of the tour. ?
1349
01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:06,254
? - Yeah, for sure. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1350
01:00:09,388 --> 01:00:10,737
? Wow. ?
1351
01:00:12,434 --> 01:00:14,523
? - Transformational phase. ?
? - Yeah, I get it. ?
1352
01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:18,744
? Hmm? Huh? ?
1353
01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,268
? Yeah. Oh. ?
1354
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,923
? Okay. ?
1355
01:00:23,881 --> 01:00:25,533
? Whose is this? ?
1356
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:26,926
? It's probably my sister's. ?
1357
01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:28,580
? She's always leaving stuff ?
? over here. ?
1358
01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:31,366
? Right, the sister in ?
? a wheelchair wears heels, okay. ?
1359
01:00:31,367 --> 01:00:33,978
? Uh, that's a really ?
? ignorant thing to say. ?
1360
01:00:33,979 --> 01:00:35,631
? She can wear ?
? whatever shoe she wants. ?
1361
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,111
? No, you're right. ?
? I'm sorry. That was... ?
1362
01:00:37,112 --> 01:00:38,416
? I don't know why I said that. ?
1363
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:39,679
? How do you know ?
? she uses a wheelchair? ?
1364
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,377
? Huh? Uh... You told me. ?
1365
01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:44,640
? I don't think I did. ?
1366
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,861
? No, I definitely think you did. ?
1367
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:51,473
? You know what? Um... ?
1368
01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:54,476
? Maybe we should do this ?
? another time. ?
1369
01:00:54,477 --> 01:00:56,609
? Um... Hold on. ?
? You're ending this ?
1370
01:00:56,610 --> 01:00:58,328
? because I... ?
? I asked about a shoe? ?
1371
01:00:58,329 --> 01:01:00,047
? I mean, ?
? it is our first date, Eva. ?
1372
01:01:00,048 --> 01:01:01,526
? I don't think it's a crime ?
1373
01:01:01,527 --> 01:01:02,702
? to have another woman's shoe ?
? in the house. ?
1374
01:01:02,703 --> 01:01:04,224
? So, it is another woman's shoe. ?
1375
01:01:04,225 --> 01:01:05,792
? It's not your sister's, ?
? so that was a lie. ?
1376
01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,664
? Okay. It's late, so... ?
1377
01:01:09,927 --> 01:01:10,970
? Yeah. ?
1378
01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:13,190
? It is pretty late. Um... ?
1379
01:01:13,191 --> 01:01:15,062
? I'll talk to you soon, ?
? Norman. ?
1380
01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:27,684
? Oh, men's... size 43. ?
1381
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,728
? Oh, shit. ?
1382
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,340
? Oh, my... ?
1383
01:01:32,863 --> 01:01:33,994
? Shit. ?
1384
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,345
? - Here, let me help you. ?
? - Oh, hi. ?
1385
01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:39,521
? - Thank you. ?
? - No worries. ?
1386
01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:44,656
? - Are you okay? ?
? - Yeah, I'm okay. ?
1387
01:01:44,657 --> 01:01:47,181
? Just a good date ?
? that turned into a... ?
1388
01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:49,226
? shitty date. ?
1389
01:01:49,227 --> 01:01:51,229
? Oh. ?
? They can turn on a dime. ?
1390
01:01:51,230 --> 01:01:52,578
? Be careful. ?
1391
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:54,449
? Yeah, you too. ?
1392
01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,422
? Oh! ?
1393
01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:15,906
? Ooh... ?
1394
01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:20,737
? Fuck it. Self-care. ?
1395
01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:27,918
? Okay, Mark My Murder fans, ?
1396
01:02:27,919 --> 01:02:29,483
? urgent information coming in. ?
1397
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:32,574
? The Swipe Right Killer ?
? has struck again last night. ?
1398
01:02:32,575 --> 01:02:34,184
? The victim, Tara Leon, ?
? was found ?
1399
01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:36,230
? wearing one ?
? strappy gold stiletto shoe. ?
1400
01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:39,537
? No. ?
? And she wasn't ?
1401
01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:42,018
? coming home from a date, ?
? as far as we know right now. ?
1402
01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:44,999
? They're saying she was at ?
? some costume gala all night. ?
1403
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,980
? So, is this a new escalation ?
? from Swipe Right? ?
1404
01:02:47,981 --> 01:02:49,590
? Everyone ?
? else has been on dates ?
1405
01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,592
? or maybe this was just like ?
? a crime of convenience. ?
1406
01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:53,595
? Okay, okay. ?
? So, then, what you're saying ?
1407
01:02:53,596 --> 01:02:55,597
? is that Swipe Right ?
? is getting lazier. ?
1408
01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:59,122
? Or crazier. ?
1409
01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:01,081
? Lazier ?
? and crazier? Okay, now... ?
1410
01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:04,302
? Valerie, you were right. ?
1411
01:03:05,172 --> 01:03:06,652
? I think I'm dating the killer. ?
1412
01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:13,375
? Wow. ?
1413
01:03:13,376 --> 01:03:14,746
? This is the... ?
1414
01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:19,446
? Whoa. This is very extensive. ?
1415
01:03:19,447 --> 01:03:21,318
? I totally killed ?
? this presentation, ?
1416
01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:23,800
? so get your grubby hands off ?
? my laptop and listen to this. ?
1417
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:25,670
? - Yes, ma'am. ?
? - Okay, so, ?
1418
01:03:25,671 --> 01:03:27,629
? after your embargo ?
? on googling people was lifted, ?
1419
01:03:27,630 --> 01:03:30,110
? I found this ?
? in about 45 seconds. ?
1420
01:03:30,111 --> 01:03:32,482
? Apparently, ?
? his sister survived ?
1421
01:03:32,483 --> 01:03:34,495
? a botched home invasion ?
? in 2004, ?
1422
01:03:34,496 --> 01:03:36,508
? where their parents ?
? were murdered. ?
1423
01:03:36,509 --> 01:03:37,856
? - Holy shit. ?
? - Yeah. ?
1424
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,467
? She was shot ?
? and left partially paralyzed. ?
1425
01:03:39,468 --> 01:03:40,511
? What? ?
1426
01:03:40,512 --> 01:03:41,795
? Norman came home in the middle ?
1427
01:03:41,796 --> 01:03:43,079
? - and the robbers fled. ?
? - Whoa. ?
1428
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,560
? - What do you think? ?
? - I think that that explains ?
1429
01:03:45,561 --> 01:03:47,735
? why he freaks whenever ?
? she needs something. ?
1430
01:03:47,736 --> 01:03:50,870
? It's also the perfect ?
? serial killer origin story. ?
1431
01:03:50,871 --> 01:03:54,568
? Okay, but why would he ?
? just kill women? Huh? ?
1432
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:57,311
? Maybe one of the home invaders ?
? was a woman? I don't know. ?
1433
01:03:57,312 --> 01:03:59,923
? The big picture is ?
? Norman's interest ?
1434
01:03:59,924 --> 01:04:01,532
? in being a medical examiner ?
1435
01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:03,926
? makes him well-versed ?
? in crime scenes and forensics, ?
1436
01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:06,843
? so he would know to cover his fingerprints ?
? or avoid leaving any. ?
1437
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,669
? He is a size-ten shoe, ?
1438
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:11,411
? and the most damning ?
? piece of evidence: ?
1439
01:04:11,412 --> 01:04:14,851
? he was most likely the last ?
? person to see Tara Leon alive. ?
1440
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,874
? - Okay. ?
? - You know what you have to do. ?
1441
01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,898
? - Yeah. Call the tip line. ?
? - Call Jake. ?
1442
01:04:18,899 --> 01:04:21,769
? No. No. ?
1443
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:23,294
? Okay, you can try ?
? your thing first, ?
1444
01:04:23,295 --> 01:04:24,729
? but when that doesn't work... ?
1445
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:27,385
? Uh-uh, I'm definitely ?
? not calling Jake. ?
1446
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,968
? Drugs? ?
1447
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:48,535
? No. Serial killer. ?
1448
01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:53,759
? Oh, dear God, no. ?
1449
01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:01,026
? Hi, Eva. Um, Kyle here. ?
1450
01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:02,462
? Um, you knew that. Sorry. ?
1451
01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:04,595
? Uh, look, ?
? I just wanted to say that ?
1452
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:07,773
? I bought this guy ?
? a brand-new guitar. ?
1453
01:05:07,774 --> 01:05:09,339
? Very sweet. ?
1454
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:11,820
? Actually, a way nicer one ?
? than he had before, so... ?
1455
01:05:11,821 --> 01:05:13,605
? Whatever, that's not the point. ?
1456
01:05:13,606 --> 01:05:15,345
? The point is, ?
1457
01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:17,956
? I just wanted ?
? to apologize to you. ?
1458
01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:22,222
? I think I overreacted a little ?
? bit the other day at the park. ?
1459
01:05:22,223 --> 01:05:24,397
? I think it was just because ?
? I was trying so hard ?
1460
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:27,140
? to impress you that I forgot ?
? how to be myself. ?
1461
01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,316
? Anyways, uh... ?
1462
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:32,231
? Mmm... Oh, no. ?
1463
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,886
? No, don't... ?
1464
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,413
I'm sorry, Eva
1465
01:05:39,414 --> 01:05:41,066
? Oh, wow. ?
1466
01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:47,247
For the way
I acted the other day
1467
01:05:49,206 --> 01:05:52,383
? I really should've came up ?
? with some more lyrics for this. Um... ?
1468
01:05:52,384 --> 01:05:53,775
? Strangely charming. ?
1469
01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:56,126
? Okay, someone arrest this woman! ?
1470
01:05:57,605 --> 01:05:58,824
? For stealing my heart. ?
1471
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,348
? Aren't you engaged? ?
1472
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:03,872
? Oh, yeah. Winnie, come say hi. ?
1473
01:06:03,873 --> 01:06:04,960
? Uh-uh. ?
1474
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,353
? Ah, she gets me. ?
1475
01:06:06,354 --> 01:06:07,745
? You are such a dick. ?
1476
01:06:07,746 --> 01:06:10,008
? Oh, relax, hormones, ?
? you called me. ?
1477
01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:12,271
? Hormones? You were ?
? my last resort, okay? ?
1478
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:15,667
? I tried that tip line, like, 44 times, ?
? and I couldn't get anyone to pick up. ?
1479
01:06:15,668 --> 01:06:17,669
? Yeah, it's because this podcast ?
? has got all these chicks ?
1480
01:06:17,670 --> 01:06:19,801
? thinking their online dates ?
? are murderers. ?
1481
01:06:19,802 --> 01:06:21,716
? Women, so crazy. ?
1482
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:24,632
? Anyway, what can I do for you? ?
1483
01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:30,073
? I think one of my online dates ?
? might be a murderer. ?
1484
01:06:31,357 --> 01:06:32,639
? Shut up. ?
1485
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,120
? Oh, I'm fucking with you. ?
? Let's just... ?
1486
01:06:34,121 --> 01:06:35,708
? - Okay. ?
? - All right. ?
1487
01:06:35,709 --> 01:06:37,220
? Just... Feminism. ?
1488
01:06:37,221 --> 01:06:38,732
? Feminism? ?
1489
01:06:40,867 --> 01:06:42,388
? So that's it. ?
1490
01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:45,000
? I know everybody wants ?
? to be an Internet detective, ?
1491
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,612
? but I'm telling you, ?
? something feels very off here. ?
1492
01:06:47,613 --> 01:06:50,528
? That evidence, it's very, ?
? very circumstantial. ?
1493
01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:55,010
? I know. I know. But I have ?
? this feeling, all right? ?
1494
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,361
? And I can't do nothing. ?
? I mean, what if this guy kills again ?
1495
01:06:57,362 --> 01:06:59,362
? and we could have stopped it? ?
1496
01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:02,061
? Okay, well, ?
? aside from your "feelings," ?
1497
01:07:02,062 --> 01:07:03,844
? what else do we have? ?
1498
01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:06,892
? What else? Um, I mean, I've ?
? never seen him drink ros๏ฟฝ. ?
1499
01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:09,155
? He does have ?
? all his fingertips. ?
1500
01:07:09,156 --> 01:07:10,677
? But like I said, ?
1501
01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:13,116
? he's really, really ?
? interested in forensics. ?
1502
01:07:13,117 --> 01:07:15,074
? Stop! Stop listening ?
? to that podcast. ?
1503
01:07:15,075 --> 01:07:17,032
? - Why? ?
? - Dear Lord. It's bullshit. ?
1504
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:18,991
? Okay, well, the podcast ?
? never cheated on me, ?
1505
01:07:18,992 --> 01:07:20,558
? multiple times, so... ?
1506
01:07:22,864 --> 01:07:24,343
? Uh, yeah, like, ?
1507
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:26,389
? um, there were a few ?
? wine bottles in the beginning, ?
1508
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:28,435
? but that's because people ?
? getting ready for dates, ?
1509
01:07:28,436 --> 01:07:30,350
? - sometimes, they drink wine. ?
? - Not everybody. ?
1510
01:07:30,351 --> 01:07:32,221
? And the print, it was smudged ?
? and inconclusive, ?
1511
01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:34,093
? not the result of some, ?
? like, mangled finger. ?
1512
01:07:34,094 --> 01:07:35,486
? Okay, all right. ?
? Well, tell me, ?
1513
01:07:35,487 --> 01:07:37,878
? what are the actual clues? ?
1514
01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,969
? All right, shoes, the men's size ten, ?
? that's a real clue. ?
1515
01:07:40,970 --> 01:07:42,840
? And Tara wasn't ?
? the only one missing a shoe. ?
1516
01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,711
? All the victims were found ?
? wearing only one. ?
1517
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:47,106
? A high heel in every case, ?
? a stiletto in a couple cases. ?
1518
01:07:47,107 --> 01:07:49,412
? We think the killer ?
? is keeping them as, like, ?
1519
01:07:49,413 --> 01:07:51,893
? a trophy or something, but ?
? we didn't make that public. ?
1520
01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:54,244
? Mainly because ?
? of that stupid podcast. ?
1521
01:07:54,245 --> 01:07:56,114
? Okay, stop. Jake, stop talking. ?
1522
01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,943
? All right, you gotta go there right now ?
? and search his house. ?
1523
01:07:57,944 --> 01:08:00,032
? - I saw a shoe, a woman's shoe. ?
? - A woman's shoe? ?
1524
01:08:00,033 --> 01:08:02,120
? - A woman's shoe, a black stiletto. ?
? - Black stiletto? ?
1525
01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:04,101
? And I don't know, he's probably ?
? got more hidden somewhere, ?
1526
01:08:04,102 --> 01:08:06,082
? like in his closet or, like, ?
? in the basement or something. ?
1527
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,126
? - Sit, sit. ?
? - Okay. ?
1528
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,390
? I just sat down because I wanted to, ?
? not because you told me to. ?
1529
01:08:10,391 --> 01:08:12,174
? They don't give away ?
? search warrants ?
1530
01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:14,393
? just because my ex-girlfriend ?
? saw a shoe at a guy's house. ?
1531
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:17,505
? I have to prove that it was ?
? actually linked to one of the victims. ?
1532
01:08:17,506 --> 01:08:20,618
? You know, we did find a small amount of DNA ?
? at one of the scenes, ?
1533
01:08:20,619 --> 01:08:23,360
? but we put it in the database, ?
? it came back negative. ?
1534
01:08:23,361 --> 01:08:26,102
? You don't happen to have ?
? any of his DNA, do you? ?
1535
01:08:26,103 --> 01:08:27,407
? No, I haven't ?
? slept with him yet. ?
1536
01:08:27,408 --> 01:08:28,778
? Hey, I don't want ?
? to hear you ?
1537
01:08:28,779 --> 01:08:30,573
? talk about other guys ?
? like that. ?
1538
01:08:30,574 --> 01:08:32,369
? Again, Jake, you're engaged. ?
1539
01:08:34,501 --> 01:08:37,025
? It still stings, okay? ?
1540
01:08:39,289 --> 01:08:40,289
? No. ?
1541
01:08:40,290 --> 01:08:41,769
? - No, I got it. ?
? - No, no, no. ?
1542
01:08:41,770 --> 01:08:43,248
? No, I got... I got it, really. ?
1543
01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:45,773
? No, you should not be going ?
? and finding any DNA right now. ?
1544
01:08:45,774 --> 01:08:47,470
? It would be ?
? ridiculously risky. ?
1545
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,211
? Well, you know, the great thing ?
? about being broken up ?
1546
01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:51,214
? is that I don't have to listen ?
? to what you think I should ?
1547
01:08:51,215 --> 01:08:52,824
? and shouldn't do anymore. ?
1548
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:55,652
? Goodbye, Winnie. ?
1549
01:08:55,653 --> 01:08:57,437
? I was saying that as a cop, ?
? not as your ex-boyfriend. ?
1550
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,137
? Crazy. ?
1551
01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,316
? - Surprise! ?
? - Jesus Christ! ?
1552
01:09:06,317 --> 01:09:07,968
? Oh, my God, Mitch. ?
1553
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:09,448
? You scared the shit out of me! ?
1554
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:12,712
? Hi. ?
? What are you doing here? ?
1555
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:14,628
? Well, you haven't ?
? returned my calls or texts. ?
1556
01:09:14,629 --> 01:09:15,933
? Uh... You completely ghosted me ?
1557
01:09:15,934 --> 01:09:17,456
? after you stormed out ?
? the other night. ?
1558
01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:18,980
? I know, I've just been ?
? really busy, but I do... ?
1559
01:09:20,373 --> 01:09:22,984
? Okay. Oh, no. ?
? Are you crying? ?
1560
01:09:22,985 --> 01:09:25,595
? This keeps happening to me. ?
1561
01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:28,250
? - I try to be the cool guy. ?
? - Uh-huh. ?
1562
01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:31,210
? But deep down, I... I really ?
? have feelings for you. ?
1563
01:09:31,211 --> 01:09:33,820
? Oh, no, you don't know me ?
? that well yet. ?
1564
01:09:33,821 --> 01:09:36,127
? I'm just gonna be ?
? brutally honest with you, all right? ?
1565
01:09:36,128 --> 01:09:38,260
? I left the other night ?
? because I thought you might be ?
1566
01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:40,393
? the Swipe Right Killer, ?
? which now I know you are not, ?
1567
01:09:40,394 --> 01:09:42,699
? because another guy ?
? I'm dating actually is. ?
1568
01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:45,006
? But I did like having sex ?
? with you, like, a lot. ?
1569
01:09:45,007 --> 01:09:46,790
? Whoa. And you are ?
? very, very hot. ?
1570
01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:49,054
? And it's... it's been really ?
? good for my self-esteem. ?
1571
01:09:49,055 --> 01:09:50,489
? So, thank you for that, ?
1572
01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,318
? but I'm not ready ?
? to be serious with you. ?
1573
01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:55,146
? Okay, well... ?
1574
01:09:55,147 --> 01:09:57,802
? maybe once I heal from this, ?
? we can have sex again? ?
1575
01:09:57,803 --> 01:09:59,630
? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Later. ?
1576
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,328
? Uh... ?
1577
01:10:20,694 --> 01:10:22,218
? You can do this. ?
1578
01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:24,176
? Okay. ?
1579
01:10:31,401 --> 01:10:33,097
? - Eva! Hey. ?
? - Hey! ?
1580
01:10:33,098 --> 01:10:34,794
? Uh, what are you doing here? ?
1581
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:37,754
? Yeah, I'm sorry ?
? to just show up unannounced, ?
1582
01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:41,324
? but I think I left one of my ?
? favorite pearl earrings here, so I just... ?
1583
01:10:41,325 --> 01:10:43,957
? No, look, actually, ?
? I'm really glad to see you. ?
1584
01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:46,187
? I really wanted to apologize ?
? for last night. ?
1585
01:10:46,188 --> 01:10:48,151
? Oh, please, no. ?
? Don't even worry about... ?
1586
01:10:48,152 --> 01:10:50,114
? No, no. Please. ?
? I really wanna talk about it. ?
1587
01:10:50,115 --> 01:10:52,203
? I know. I do too, but I... ?
? I can't focus on anything ?
1588
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:54,118
? until I just... You know, ?
? I really love this earring. ?
1589
01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:56,034
? It was my great-great-grandmother's. ?
? So, just... ?
1590
01:10:56,035 --> 01:10:57,731
? It's gonna take... ?
? super quick. ?
1591
01:10:57,732 --> 01:10:59,429
? - Uh, okay, sure. ?
? - Two minutes. ?
1592
01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:06,218
? Yes. ?
1593
01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,657
? Okay. All right. ?
1594
01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:14,748
? If I were DNA, where would I be? ?
1595
01:11:21,059 --> 01:11:22,103
? Fuck. ?
1596
01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:30,960
? Eva. ?
1597
01:11:30,961 --> 01:11:32,287
? - Yeah. ?
? - Hey. ?
1598
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,637
? Hey. God, you know, ?
? it's so weird. ?
1599
01:11:34,638 --> 01:11:36,987
? I could have sworn ?
? that I had it here. ?
1600
01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:39,642
? It's a family heirloom. ?
? It's really important ?
1601
01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:42,385
? - that I find it. ?
? - Could we maybe, uh, take a beat here? ?
1602
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,301
? Please. ?
1603
01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:47,433
? Yeah. ?
1604
01:11:48,695 --> 01:11:49,914
? Sure, we can. ?
1605
01:11:49,915 --> 01:11:51,002
? Okay. ?
1606
01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:52,917
? You mean, like... ?
1607
01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,135
? like this kind of beat? ?
1608
01:11:55,136 --> 01:11:57,008
? Wow. Well, that wasn't ?
? exactly what I... ?
1609
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,577
? Oh! Are the fingernails ?
? negotiable? ?
1610
01:12:00,578 --> 01:12:01,490
? Sorry. ?
1611
01:12:01,491 --> 01:12:02,578
? But not really, ?
1612
01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:04,188
? you know, I just, um... ?
1613
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,109
? God, I've really been ?
? thinking about you lately. ?
1614
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:09,367
? Careful. ?
1615
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:11,630
? Oh, my God! There it is. ?
1616
01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:14,938
? Are you kidding me? ?
1617
01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:17,767
? This is really a relief. ?
? This is good. ?
1618
01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,597
? You know, I would love ?
? to continue this later, ?
1619
01:12:20,598 --> 01:12:22,098
? but I just gotta ?
? call my sister ?
1620
01:12:22,099 --> 01:12:23,600
? and let her know ?
? that I found it. ?
1621
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:26,385
? Eva! ?
1622
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:30,520
? Are you kidding me? Come on! ?
1623
01:12:32,130 --> 01:12:33,304
? Okay. ?
1624
01:12:33,305 --> 01:12:34,480
? I did it. ?
1625
01:12:35,394 --> 01:12:36,613
? Holy shit, I did it. ?
1626
01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:39,137
? Okay... ?
1627
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,576
? Hair... check. ?
1628
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:45,448
? Okay. ?
1629
01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:47,058
? Okay. ?
1630
01:12:48,973 --> 01:12:50,322
? Oh, God, that's gross. ?
1631
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:53,281
? Skin... motherfucking check. ?
1632
01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:55,022
? All right. ?
1633
01:12:56,328 --> 01:12:58,199
? Okay. ?
1634
01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:01,855
? Boom! ?
1635
01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:03,813
? Evidence! ?
1636
01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:06,119
? Oh, you are not... ?
1637
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:09,296
? Jake, your ex-girlfriend ?
? is here. ?
1638
01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:11,996
? Yeah, well, you know I have ?
? a name, right? It's Eva. ?
1639
01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:15,738
? Boom! ?
1640
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,522
? - Evidence! ?
? - Wow! ?
1641
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:19,569
? I bet you had no problem ?
? getting DNA in that outfit. ?
1642
01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:21,221
? Oh, you are foul. ?
1643
01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:23,355
? Just take the samples and do ?
? whatever you do with them. ?
1644
01:13:23,356 --> 01:13:25,443
? Yeah, okay, ?
? I'll get them to the lab. ?
1645
01:13:25,444 --> 01:13:27,403
? You said this guy installed ?
? your security system, yeah? ?
1646
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:29,273
? - Yeah. ?
? - Well, you shouldn't go home. ?
1647
01:13:29,274 --> 01:13:32,016
? I mean, if you wanted to be safe, ?
? you shoulda just came to me. ?
1648
01:13:32,017 --> 01:13:34,214
? I would've told you ?
? to go with ADT. ?
1649
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:36,444
? How about just saying, ?
? "Nice work, Eva. ?
1650
01:13:36,445 --> 01:13:38,712
? Thanks for cleaning up ?
? the streets, Eva. ?
1651
01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:40,980
? Thanks for catching ?
? a predator, Eva." ?
1652
01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:43,506
? Okay, how about, uh, ?
? do you have anywhere else to stay, Eva? ?
1653
01:13:43,507 --> 01:13:44,810
? - Yes. ?
? - Do you? ?
1654
01:13:44,811 --> 01:13:47,596
? I do, in fact. ?
? I got many options. ?
1655
01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:49,642
? So, don't worry about it. ?
? Many options! ?
1656
01:13:50,338 --> 01:13:51,600
? Moron. ?
1657
01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:52,906
? Many options. ?
1658
01:13:53,516 --> 01:13:55,431
? Well, that sucks. ?
1659
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:57,563
? Okay. ?
1660
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:05,788
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
1661
01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:09,052
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
1662
01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:11,272
? Hey, it's Val. I'm so tired. ?
1663
01:14:11,273 --> 01:14:12,578
? You know what to do. ?
1664
01:14:12,579 --> 01:14:13,884
? Goddamn it, Valerie! ?
1665
01:14:14,972 --> 01:14:17,060
? Okay. ?
1666
01:14:17,061 --> 01:14:18,844
? Hi. This is Kelly from... ?
1667
01:14:18,845 --> 01:14:21,152
? You kidding me? Where is everybody? ?
1668
01:14:21,153 --> 01:14:23,066
? Hey, it's Robin. ?
1669
01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:25,373
? I'm not answering because ?
? I'm out here, living life. ?
1670
01:14:25,374 --> 01:14:26,504
? Okay. ?
1671
01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,596
? Hey, it's Anthony. ?
? I'm not here right now. ?
1672
01:14:30,597 --> 01:14:33,643
? Leave a message. Bye! ?
1673
01:14:38,299 --> 01:14:39,691
? - Aah! ?
? - Whoa. ?
1674
01:14:39,692 --> 01:14:42,041
? Oh, people have got ?
? to stop sneaking up on me. ?
1675
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:44,523
? - Do not come any closer. ?
? - No, I just want to talk. ?
1676
01:14:44,524 --> 01:14:47,156
? Get away from me. ?
? No, get away from me. ?
1677
01:14:47,157 --> 01:14:49,789
? No, get away from me. ?
? I will call the cops. ?
1678
01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:51,464
? - Are you serious right now? ?
? - Sheryl! ?
1679
01:14:51,465 --> 01:14:53,129
? This man is really ?
? dangerous. Go! Go! ?
1680
01:14:53,130 --> 01:14:54,794
? - Okay! I'm going, I'm going. ?
? - Go! ?
1681
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:59,495
? Thank you, Sheryl. ?
? I'll see you at book club. ?
1682
01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:01,845
? Holy shit. ?
1683
01:15:02,846 --> 01:15:05,500
I love all the colors
1684
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,024
Don't you love them, too?
1685
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:12,028
They make the world
So pretty
1686
01:15:12,029 --> 01:15:14,118
? Hey, it's Val. I'm so tired. ?
1687
01:15:14,119 --> 01:15:15,510
? You know what to do. ?
1688
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,468
? Valerie, are you kidding me? ?
1689
01:15:17,469 --> 01:15:19,340
? How is this the one time ?
? that you don't pick up my phone call? ?
1690
01:15:19,341 --> 01:15:20,994
? Okay, I just got home, ?
? and Norman showed up, ?
1691
01:15:20,995 --> 01:15:22,648
? and I'm really fucking ?
? freaked out right now ?
1692
01:15:22,649 --> 01:15:24,302
? because he knows ?
? all of my security info, ?
1693
01:15:24,303 --> 01:15:25,694
? and I need somewhere safe ?
? to stay. ?
1694
01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:28,393
? So please, please ?
? call me back, okay? Okay. ?
1695
01:15:31,744 --> 01:15:33,223
? Oh, my God. ?
1696
01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:35,574
? Okay. Well, last resort time. ?
1697
01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:37,967
? Eva, hi. Hey. ?
1698
01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:39,534
? Kyle. I... ?
? Did the phone even ring? ?
1699
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,494
? Hi. Um, listen, I have ?
? a really huge favor to ask. ?
1700
01:15:42,495 --> 01:15:43,973
? Can I come over? ?
1701
01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,888
? Yeah, of course. All right, thank you. ?
1702
01:15:45,889 --> 01:15:48,195
? I will see you soon. Can you just... ?
? Can you text me your address? ?
1703
01:15:48,196 --> 01:15:49,762
? Of course, yeah. Amazing. ?
1704
01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:54,853
? Thank you so much again ?
? for letting me come over. ?
1705
01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:57,683
? It's really nice of you. ?
? I don't know where anyone is. ?
1706
01:15:57,684 --> 01:16:00,120
? Kelly or my sister should ?
1707
01:16:00,121 --> 01:16:01,774
? be calling back any second. ?
1708
01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:03,428
? Of course, yeah. No worries. ?
1709
01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:06,431
? Hey, where's Stewart? ?
1710
01:16:06,432 --> 01:16:07,563
? Who? ?
1711
01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:10,652
? - Your dog? ?
? - Oh, yeah! ?
1712
01:16:10,653 --> 01:16:13,306
? He's, uh, locked in ?
? the guest room. ?
1713
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:16,049
? - Oh. ?
? - Well, it's like crate training for him, ?
1714
01:16:16,050 --> 01:16:18,574
? except, uh, just, like, ?
? a nice big crate ?
1715
01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:19,835
? with a bed in it and stuff. ?
1716
01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:21,445
? - He loves it in there. ?
? - Really? ?
1717
01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:24,014
? Yeah. But anyways, you were ?
? saying that Norman guy, ?
1718
01:16:24,015 --> 01:16:25,755
? you think he's ?
? the Swipe Right Killer? ?
1719
01:16:25,756 --> 01:16:27,320
? - Yeah, I think so. ?
? - Geez. ?
1720
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:30,324
? And, uh, you guys ?
? were dating or... ?
1721
01:16:31,195 --> 01:16:32,979
? I mean, sort of. ?
? Not really. ?
1722
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,328
? I mean... Ugh. ?
1723
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:36,940
? It is just ?
? a little crazy to me ?
1724
01:16:36,941 --> 01:16:38,244
? that you cut our date short ?
1725
01:16:38,245 --> 01:16:39,985
? because I lost my temper ?
? a little bit, ?
1726
01:16:39,986 --> 01:16:41,814
? but you... you didn't notice ?
? any red flags ?
1727
01:16:41,815 --> 01:16:42,989
? with a guy who is a murderer? ?
1728
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,341
? Um, look, I'm... ?
? Hey, I am so sorry. ?
1729
01:16:47,342 --> 01:16:49,605
? No, that was rude of me. ?
1730
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,998
? You've had a really hard day ?
? and, uh... ?
1731
01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:56,176
? If you wanna, I don't know, ?
? take a bath or something? ?
1732
01:16:56,177 --> 01:16:57,612
? I mean, I could ?
? order us some food. ?
1733
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,049
? I have actually ?
? been wanting to take a bath ?
1734
01:16:59,050 --> 01:17:00,137
? for a really long time. ?
1735
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,510
? I don't have a tub ?
? at my place. ?
1736
01:17:04,511 --> 01:17:06,359
? Oh. Oh, okay. ?
? Yeah, makes sense. ?
1737
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,624
? - It's just upstairs? ?
? - Yeah, the bathroom's just upstairs, ?
1738
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,277
? and there's a nice, ?
? cozy bathrobe for you... ?
1739
01:17:10,278 --> 01:17:12,061
? Oh, great... you can put on. ?
1740
01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,085
? Just make yourself at home. ?
1741
01:17:14,086 --> 01:17:16,109
? Mi casa es su casa. ?
1742
01:17:16,110 --> 01:17:17,219
? Right? ?
1743
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:18,329
? Yeah. ?
1744
01:17:24,422 --> 01:17:25,466
? Mmm. ?
1745
01:18:05,507 --> 01:18:07,987
? Oh, yes. ?
1746
01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:12,296
? Oh. ?
1747
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:20,608
? Antipsychotics? ?
1748
01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:24,220
? Nope, antihistamines. ?
1749
01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:26,353
? Mmm, that tracks. ?
? He does seem like a guy ?
1750
01:18:26,354 --> 01:18:27,790
? with a lot of allergies. ?
1751
01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:38,496
? I've got to get one of these. ?
1752
01:18:46,983 --> 01:18:48,810
? - Valerie? ?
? - Oh, thank God you picked up! ?
1753
01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:51,509
? I left you and Eva like ?
? a thousand voicemails. ?
1754
01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:52,814
? Oh, sorry, I was just, uh... ?
1755
01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:54,642
? - I think Eva is in trouble. ?
? - What? ?
1756
01:18:54,643 --> 01:18:56,469
? Kyle isn't who he says he is, ?
1757
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:58,645
? and she is with him right now. ?
1758
01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:01,039
? She's not picking up, ?
? so I left her a voicemail. ?
1759
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,043
? But I haven't looked up Kyle before ?
? because we knew him, right? ?
1760
01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:08,656
? Well, Kyle is actually married ?
? to a woman who is alive. ?
1761
01:19:08,657 --> 01:19:11,485
? The veterinarian ?
? is his wife's brother, ?
1762
01:19:11,486 --> 01:19:13,312
? who is traveling all summer. ?
1763
01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:17,317
? Kyle is a freaking pet-sitter, ?
? and he has a record. ?
1764
01:19:17,318 --> 01:19:18,796
? Multiple assault charges. ?
1765
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,059
? And, Eva, he arrived in town ?
1766
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:23,845
? two days before ?
? the first Swipe Right kill. ?
1767
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:27,110
? We were wrong about Norman. ?
? Kyle is the killer! ?
1768
01:19:27,111 --> 01:19:28,850
? You've got to get out! ?
1769
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,591
? - I see you've borrowed my favorite shirt. ?
? - Oh, shit! ?
1770
01:19:30,592 --> 01:19:33,637
? Aah! ?
1771
01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:36,597
? Making yourself ?
? right at home, hmm? ?
1772
01:19:36,598 --> 01:19:38,207
? Yeah. Can I have my phone? ?
1773
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:39,817
? No. I don't think so. ?
1774
01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:42,386
? I think it's only fair that, ?
? if you have something of mine, ?
1775
01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:43,690
? I get something of yours, right? ?
1776
01:19:43,691 --> 01:19:45,258
? Unless you want to ?
? take that shirt off. ?
1777
01:19:45,259 --> 01:19:46,389
? Oh, gross. ?
1778
01:19:46,390 --> 01:19:48,261
? Whoa, whoa, whoa. ?
? Whoa, whoa. ?
1779
01:19:48,262 --> 01:19:50,132
? You know what? ?
1780
01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:52,265
? I really don't ?
? understand you, Eva. ?
1781
01:19:52,266 --> 01:19:53,875
? I thought ?
? you were different, ?
1782
01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:55,921
? but you're just like ?
? the rest of the girls, okay? ?
1783
01:19:55,922 --> 01:19:58,445
? You never go ?
? for the nice guys. Me. ?
1784
01:19:58,446 --> 01:19:59,837
? I'm the nice guy. ?
1785
01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,666
? I'm literally ?
? the nicest guy, in fact. ?
1786
01:20:02,754 --> 01:20:05,277
? I mean, fuck me, ?
? I waxed my chest for you! ?
1787
01:20:05,278 --> 01:20:07,171
? I mean, not really. That's ?
? just part of your chest. ?
1788
01:20:07,172 --> 01:20:09,065
? Oh, my God! You have ?
? any idea how much this hurt? ?
1789
01:20:09,066 --> 01:20:10,849
? - Yeah. I do, actually. ?
? - Yeah! ?
1790
01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:12,023
? Girls do it all the time. ?
1791
01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,286
? - Let me leave the room! ?
? - Yeah, well, ?
1792
01:20:13,287 --> 01:20:14,852
? it's not about you ?
? right now. ?
1793
01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:17,725
? It's about Kyle right now! ?
? It's Kyle time! ?
1794
01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:19,901
? I did all of this for you, ?
1795
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:22,948
? and you just insist on ?
? pushing me away! ?
1796
01:20:22,949 --> 01:20:24,471
? Why is that, huh? ?
1797
01:20:24,472 --> 01:20:25,820
? Kyle, I... ?
1798
01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,343
? You know, ?
? the nice thing to do ?
1799
01:20:27,344 --> 01:20:29,694
? would actually be to let me ?
? leave the room, so... ?
1800
01:20:29,695 --> 01:20:32,001
? Oh, my God. ?
? Now you want a nice guy? ?
1801
01:20:32,002 --> 01:20:33,219
? That's hilarious. ?
1802
01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:37,744
? Sadly, I'm done being ?
? a nice guy. You know why? ?
1803
01:20:37,745 --> 01:20:40,400
? Because I realize nice guys ?
? don't get what they want, ?
1804
01:20:40,401 --> 01:20:42,533
? and what I want right now ?
? is simple. ?
1805
01:20:42,534 --> 01:20:43,904
? I want... Oh! ?
1806
01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:45,275
? Idiot! ?
1807
01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:56,938
? No! ?
1808
01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,984
? Oh! ?
1809
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,553
? You already did that! ?
1810
01:21:02,554 --> 01:21:03,683
? It's redundant! ?
1811
01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:05,033
? - Get off of me! ?
? - No! ?
1812
01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:06,382
? You're all the same. ?
1813
01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:08,211
? Every single one ?
? of you girls. ?
1814
01:21:08,212 --> 01:21:10,169
? You just toy and you toy! ?
1815
01:21:10,170 --> 01:21:12,127
? I didn't toy with you! ?
1816
01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:14,804
? I just didn't sleep with you, ?
? you fucking psychopath! ?
1817
01:21:14,805 --> 01:21:17,481
? I don't deserve to die for that! ?
? None of those girls did! ?
1818
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:19,962
? What girls are you... ?
1819
01:21:21,225 --> 01:21:22,267
? Ow! ?
1820
01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:28,534
? Ow... ?
1821
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:33,975
? Kelly! ?
1822
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:35,934
? You're okay! You're okay! ?
1823
01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:39,416
? You saved my life. ?
1824
01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:41,592
? Yeah! ?
1825
01:21:42,767 --> 01:21:44,987
? Shit. Get the knife! ?
? Pull it out! ?
1826
01:21:44,988 --> 01:21:46,423
? What do you mean? ?
? Pull what out? ?
1827
01:21:46,424 --> 01:21:47,859
? Get it out before he does! ?
1828
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:49,295
? No, Kelly. I don't want to! ?
1829
01:21:49,296 --> 01:21:50,774
? You have to! Be brave! ?
1830
01:21:50,775 --> 01:21:52,037
? You have to! ?
? He's gonna stab us! ?
1831
01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,669
? - Okay, okay! ?
? - Pull it out! ?
1832
01:21:53,670 --> 01:21:55,812
? - With what? ?
? - Now! Pull it out! ?
1833
01:21:58,212 --> 01:22:00,610
? Oh, God! ?
? This is really gross! ?
1834
01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,531
? Didn't you want to be ?
? a nurse? ?
1835
01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:04,353
? I do hate blood. ?
1836
01:22:04,354 --> 01:22:06,333
? Oh, goddamn it! ?
? Jake was right! ?
1837
01:22:06,334 --> 01:22:08,313
? Jake! We gotta ?
? call the police. ?
1838
01:22:08,314 --> 01:22:10,511
? Okay, let's get you ?
? out of here. You're safe. ?
1839
01:22:10,512 --> 01:22:12,710
? You're safe! Let's go! ?
? You're okay. You're okay. ?
1840
01:22:24,330 --> 01:22:27,420
? - I can't look at it anymore. ?
? - Okay, here. ?
1841
01:22:27,421 --> 01:22:29,117
? Ugh. ?
1842
01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:30,770
? Okay, look. ?
1843
01:22:30,771 --> 01:22:32,556
? - I'm going to take care of all of this. ?
? - Okay. ?
1844
01:22:32,557 --> 01:22:34,645
? But your fingerprints ?
? are everywhere inside. ?
1845
01:22:34,646 --> 01:22:36,733
? So I'm going to clean up, ?
? call the police, ?
1846
01:22:36,734 --> 01:22:39,041
? and just make sure that they ?
? know this was self-defense. ?
1847
01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:40,346
? You killed ?
? the Swipe Right Killer. ?
1848
01:22:40,347 --> 01:22:41,652
? Of course ?
? it was self-defense, Kelly. ?
1849
01:22:41,653 --> 01:22:42,958
? Exactly. ?
1850
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,351
? Okay, stay here. ?
1851
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,049
? Thank you. ?
1852
01:23:21,474 --> 01:23:22,953
? What? ?
1853
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:31,310
? Who are all these women? ?
1854
01:23:35,923 --> 01:23:39,275
? Oh, my God. Why are there so ?
? many fucking phones in here? ?
1855
01:24:00,644 --> 01:24:02,014
? Hey. ?
1856
01:24:02,015 --> 01:24:03,385
? Hey! ?
1857
01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:05,214
? What are you doing? ?
1858
01:24:05,953 --> 01:24:07,390
? You forgot your phone. ?
1859
01:24:07,391 --> 01:24:10,087
? Oh! Thanks! ?
1860
01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:13,048
? I was just cleaning up before ?
? I was gonna call the police. ?
1861
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:15,920
? Why do you have that? ?
1862
01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:19,140
? You got a message ?
1863
01:24:19,141 --> 01:24:22,405
? from somebody named Amber ?
? about a date? ?
1864
01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:23,667
? Who is that? ?
1865
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,408
? Yeah. ?
1866
01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,497
? Yeah, I think Brad ?
? is cheating on me. ?
1867
01:24:28,498 --> 01:24:31,457
? I've been meaning to tell you ?
? this is his burner phone. ?
1868
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:33,459
? Kelly, I know you and Brad ?
? are on a break. ?
1869
01:24:33,460 --> 01:24:35,156
? Yeah, but it's okay. ?
1870
01:24:35,157 --> 01:24:38,116
? It's just like a temporary ?
? thing, so it's okay. ?
1871
01:24:38,117 --> 01:24:39,944
? Look. Look what I found, Eva. ?
1872
01:24:40,553 --> 01:24:42,119
? Ferro Caldes. ?
1873
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,992
? In his closet, size ten. ?
1874
01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,168
? Well, that's really weird ?
1875
01:24:47,169 --> 01:24:49,606
? because I didn't see those ?
? upstairs earlier. ?
1876
01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:53,088
? And look, shoes. ?
1877
01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:56,481
? I found these ?
? in his closet too, ?
1878
01:24:56,482 --> 01:24:58,441
? and I bet there's more ?
? where they came from! ?
1879
01:24:58,442 --> 01:25:00,355
? Eva, we did it. ?
1880
01:25:00,356 --> 01:25:03,185
? We killed ?
? the Swipe Right Killer. ?
1881
01:25:03,186 --> 01:25:04,620
? Look, technically, ?
1882
01:25:04,621 --> 01:25:07,058
? you killed him ?
? when you pulled the knife out, ?
1883
01:25:07,059 --> 01:25:08,363
? but we did it. ?
1884
01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:10,582
? Kelly, how do you know ?
? about the heels? ?
1885
01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:13,108
? The police haven't ?
? told anyone about the heels. ?
1886
01:25:14,283 --> 01:25:15,936
? You don't believe me? ?
1887
01:25:16,676 --> 01:25:18,156
? Are you calling me a liar? ?
1888
01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:23,553
? Kelly, what are you doing? ?
1889
01:25:25,685 --> 01:25:27,513
? Oh, my God, ?
? what have you done? ?
1890
01:25:27,514 --> 01:25:28,645
? What have I done? ?
1891
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:32,474
? - What have I done? ?
? - Oh! Okay. ?
1892
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,954
? I have saved ?
? a bunch of marriages. ?
1893
01:25:34,955 --> 01:25:37,741
? - What? ?
? - I had a feeling something was off with Brad, ?
1894
01:25:37,742 --> 01:25:39,960
? so I went through his phone, ?
? and I found out ?
1895
01:25:39,961 --> 01:25:41,505
? that he was meeting someone. ?
1896
01:25:41,506 --> 01:25:43,050
? I found out where she lived. ?
1897
01:25:43,051 --> 01:25:44,355
? I followed her home, ?
1898
01:25:44,356 --> 01:25:47,794
? and then ?
? I watched them together. ?
1899
01:25:47,795 --> 01:25:49,795
? That lecherous trash ?
1900
01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:52,669
? was trying to steal my husband! ?
1901
01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,193
? But I had a pair ?
? of Brad's shoes with me, ?
1902
01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:58,500
? just in case ?
? that something happened. ?
1903
01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,807
? That sounds premeditated. ?
1904
01:26:00,808 --> 01:26:02,026
? - No. ?
? - Okay. ?
1905
01:26:02,027 --> 01:26:03,244
? No, it wasn't. ?
1906
01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,377
? I did not want ?
? to leave any footprints, ?
1907
01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:07,378
? in case something happened. ?
1908
01:26:07,379 --> 01:26:10,034
? In case? What? And then, ?
? something did happen? ?
1909
01:26:10,035 --> 01:26:12,558
? Yes! Yes, and she deserved it! ?
1910
01:26:12,559 --> 01:26:14,255
? Oh, my God. ?
1911
01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:18,129
? And then Brad, he would pay ?
? for what he did to me. ?
1912
01:26:18,130 --> 01:26:19,434
? I know that serial killers ?
1913
01:26:19,435 --> 01:26:21,131
? sometimes like ?
? to take trophies, ?
1914
01:26:21,132 --> 01:26:24,004
? so I took one of her shoes, ?
? and I was going to plant it ?
1915
01:26:24,005 --> 01:26:26,876
? in his stupid ?
? fucking bachelor pad. ?
1916
01:26:26,877 --> 01:26:29,748
? And then I had ?
? this incredible idea ?
1917
01:26:29,749 --> 01:26:34,841
? that I could save ?
? so many people from this pain! ?
1918
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:37,713
? I would find these women ?
1919
01:26:37,714 --> 01:26:40,151
? on these cheating ?
? messaging boards, ?
1920
01:26:40,152 --> 01:26:41,760
? and then I would catfish them, ?
1921
01:26:41,761 --> 01:26:43,415
? pretending to be ?
? different married men. ?
1922
01:26:43,416 --> 01:26:45,286
? And then, I got so good ?
1923
01:26:45,287 --> 01:26:48,202
? that I could just identify them ?
? based on the shoes. ?
1924
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:51,117
? Do you know who wears ?
? stilettos, Eva? Home-wreckers! ?
1925
01:26:51,118 --> 01:26:54,296
? Have you thought that maybe ?
? you are killing the wrong people? ?
1926
01:26:54,297 --> 01:26:57,168
? - Men cheat too, Kelly. What the fuck? ?
? - Exactly! ?
1927
01:26:57,169 --> 01:27:00,040
? And I was gonna frame Brad ?
? for all of the murders, ?
1928
01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:01,432
? but then, Eva, he called me, ?
1929
01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:02,999
? and he told me ?
? that he missed me, ?
1930
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,697
? - and he regretted all of it. ?
? - Oh, my God. ?
1931
01:27:04,698 --> 01:27:06,264
? And then I didn't know ?
? what to do. ?
1932
01:27:06,265 --> 01:27:07,917
? And then, look. ?
1933
01:27:07,918 --> 01:27:10,137
? Look who fell into my lap, ?
? Eva. Kyle! ?
1934
01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:12,923
? Eva... Eva, I saved you! ?
1935
01:27:12,924 --> 01:27:14,532
? No, no. Kelly, no! ?
1936
01:27:14,533 --> 01:27:18,623
? No! It's all perfect now. ?
? Don't you see? ?
1937
01:27:18,624 --> 01:27:21,584
? Everybody is gonna think ?
? that Kyle is Swipe Right. ?
1938
01:27:21,585 --> 01:27:23,367
? I'm gonna burn ?
? the rest of the shoes. ?
1939
01:27:23,368 --> 01:27:26,371
? Brad is gonna come back home ?
? to me, and then it's all... ?
1940
01:27:26,372 --> 01:27:29,178
? it's all gonna go back ?
? to the way that it was. ?
1941
01:27:29,179 --> 01:27:31,985
? The way that it was? ?
? You're fucking insane! ?
1942
01:27:33,465 --> 01:27:35,685
? - Eva, it didn't have to be this way! ?
? - No! ?
1943
01:27:37,861 --> 01:27:41,559
? We could have been ?
? best friends forever! ?
1944
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:45,042
? I wanted to be the maid ?
? of honor at your wedding! ?
1945
01:27:45,043 --> 01:27:46,912
? - Your wedding sucked! ?
? - Oh! ?
1946
01:27:46,913 --> 01:27:49,481
? And you looked like shit ?
? in that hideous dress! ?
1947
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,137
? And your spray tan ?
? was streaky! ?
1948
01:27:53,138 --> 01:27:54,485
? Aah! ?
1949
01:27:59,970 --> 01:28:02,842
? Aah! A fucking kitten heel? ?
1950
01:28:02,843 --> 01:28:05,715
? Aah! ?
1951
01:28:05,716 --> 01:28:06,977
? Oh, my God. ?
1952
01:28:26,257 --> 01:28:28,215
? You stabbed the shit ?
? out of her. ?
1953
01:28:28,216 --> 01:28:29,304
? Yeah. ?
1954
01:28:31,044 --> 01:28:32,654
? You really owe it ?
? to your sister. ?
1955
01:28:32,655 --> 01:28:34,874
? If she hadn't have called us ?
? when she did, who knows? ?
1956
01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:37,094
? How did she even know ?
? where I was? ?
1957
01:28:37,095 --> 01:28:39,313
? I only texted that address ?
? to Kelly. ?
1958
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,010
? I'm assuming ?
? she didn't share that info. ?
1959
01:28:41,011 --> 01:28:42,707
? Well, apparently, ?
? last time you all went out, ?
1960
01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:45,320
? your sister put a tracking app ?
? on Kelly's phone. ?
1961
01:28:46,451 --> 01:28:47,930
? Also, on all ?
? your friends' phones. ?
1962
01:28:47,931 --> 01:28:49,410
? And she eventually ?
? tracked down ?
1963
01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:50,824
? his brother-in-law's name ?
? and his address, ?
1964
01:28:50,825 --> 01:28:52,239
? and then sent it to us, ?
? like, seven times. ?
1965
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:53,675
? Geez. ?
1966
01:28:53,676 --> 01:28:54,938
? I think your sister ?
? should've been a cop. ?
1967
01:28:54,939 --> 01:28:56,374
? Yeah. ?
1968
01:28:58,420 --> 01:28:59,856
? I'm glad you're okay. ?
1969
01:29:00,987 --> 01:29:02,815
? You're lucky to be alive. ?
1970
01:29:03,729 --> 01:29:05,687
? She did ?
? a murder monologue. ?
1971
01:29:05,688 --> 01:29:09,735
? Like, ?
? a explain-how-she-did-it-all monologue. ?
1972
01:29:09,736 --> 01:29:11,563
? It was crazy. ?
1973
01:29:12,825 --> 01:29:15,174
? Hey, so, uh, ?
? for some reason... ?
1974
01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:17,285
? I'm still trying to ?
? figure it out... ?
1975
01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:19,397
? Uh, Winnie called off ?
? the engagement. ?
1976
01:29:19,398 --> 01:29:21,180
? - Hmm, shocking. ?
? - I know. ?
1977
01:29:21,181 --> 01:29:22,791
? I think it was ?
? from you coming down ?
1978
01:29:22,792 --> 01:29:24,402
? and flirting ?
? with me in the office. ?
1979
01:29:24,403 --> 01:29:25,577
? Oh, give me a break. ?
1980
01:29:25,578 --> 01:29:26,709
? Hey, Winnie. ?
1981
01:29:30,452 --> 01:29:31,756
? Anyway, uh, ?
1982
01:29:31,757 --> 01:29:33,758
? I was thinking maybe ?
? you and me could, uh, ?
1983
01:29:33,759 --> 01:29:36,066
? - you know, get back together. ?
? - No fucking way, Jake. ?
1984
01:29:36,067 --> 01:29:37,720
? Not even like a ?
? hit-it-and-quit-it situation? ?
1985
01:29:37,721 --> 01:29:39,461
? Nope. No chance. ?
1986
01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:43,247
? Well, in that case... ?
1987
01:29:48,905 --> 01:29:50,254
? I ran the DNA on this. ?
1988
01:29:50,255 --> 01:29:52,429
? Came back clean. ?
1989
01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:53,953
? So, I talked ?
? to that Norman guy. ?
1990
01:29:53,954 --> 01:29:55,519
? You didn't. ?
1991
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,392
? - No, no, I did. ?
? - Oh, my God. ?
1992
01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:00,264
? And he seems like ?
? a pretty good dude. ?
1993
01:30:00,873 --> 01:30:02,222
? So... ?
1994
01:30:03,093 --> 01:30:04,573
? I guess you have ?
? my blessing. ?
1995
01:30:06,705 --> 01:30:08,577
? Well, I don't need it, but... ?
1996
01:30:10,535 --> 01:30:11,579
? thank you. ?
1997
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:13,233
? I appreciate that. ?
1998
01:30:17,281 --> 01:30:18,869
? Eva? ?
1999
01:30:18,870 --> 01:30:20,457
? Oh, I'm okay. ?
2000
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,634
? There's my cue. Hey, Gordy! ?
2001
01:30:22,635 --> 01:30:23,765
? I... Hi. ?
2002
01:30:23,766 --> 01:30:25,288
? ...was totally right! ?
2003
01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,030
? You were ?
? in terrible danger! ?
2004
01:30:27,031 --> 01:30:28,987
? Yes! Oh, my God. ?
2005
01:30:28,988 --> 01:30:31,250
? Who's paranoid now? ?
? Who is paranoid now? ?
2006
01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:34,429
? Okay, has she been... Yep. She's been acting ?
? like this the whole way over. ?
2007
01:30:34,430 --> 01:30:36,779
? Hopefully after ?
? she found out I was alive. ?
2008
01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:37,866
? Valerie... ?
2009
01:30:37,867 --> 01:30:40,043
? I love you. Thank you. ?
2010
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,525
? You are welcome. ?
2011
01:30:45,309 --> 01:30:47,050
? I think I really need ?
? to go back to work. ?
2012
01:30:47,051 --> 01:30:48,899
? - Yes. ?
? - Yeah, you really do. ?
2013
01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:50,749
? - Hi. ?
? - Are you okay? ?
2014
01:30:51,402 --> 01:30:52,447
? I mean... ?
2015
01:30:53,535 --> 01:30:55,754
? I stabbed my best friend ?
? with a shoe, ?
2016
01:30:55,755 --> 01:30:58,583
? but I'm alive, so... ?
2017
01:31:00,063 --> 01:31:02,978
? Kelly. Like, ?
? who would have thought? ?
2018
01:31:02,979 --> 01:31:06,939
? Well, I mean, if one of us was ?
? going to be a serial killer, ?
2019
01:31:06,940 --> 01:31:08,071
? I would have picked her. ?
2020
01:31:08,072 --> 01:31:09,767
? - Really? ?
? - Yeah. ?
2021
01:31:09,768 --> 01:31:11,335
? I'd have put my money ?
? on Valerie all the way. ?
2022
01:31:11,336 --> 01:31:13,424
? Yeah, me too. ?
2023
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:34,226
? Hi, Eva. ?
2024
01:31:34,227 --> 01:31:37,142
? Lila, hi. Uh... Oh. ?
2025
01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:40,363
? I just came to give you ?
? your shoe back. ?
2026
01:31:40,364 --> 01:31:45,108
? Um, I also just wanted ?
? to say I'm really sorry. ?
2027
01:31:45,109 --> 01:31:46,543
? Oh... ?
2028
01:31:46,544 --> 01:31:48,285
? Which thing ?
? are you apologizing for? ?
2029
01:31:49,373 --> 01:31:50,982
? When you followed me ?
? to Lila's house ?
2030
01:31:50,983 --> 01:31:52,811
? and barged in there thinking ?
? you'd find a dead body? ?
2031
01:31:52,812 --> 01:31:54,377
? Or when you stole DNA from me ?
2032
01:31:54,378 --> 01:31:55,879
? and turned it over ?
? to the police? ?
2033
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:57,381
? I'm going to give you guys ?
? a minute. ?
2034
01:31:57,382 --> 01:31:59,775
? - Good luck. ?
? - Thanks. ?
2035
01:32:01,472 --> 01:32:04,823
? Both. All of that. ?
? Everything. ?
2036
01:32:05,476 --> 01:32:07,390
? I am so sorry. ?
2037
01:32:07,391 --> 01:32:09,479
? I mean, I know ?
? that I jumped to some ?
2038
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:11,568
? pretty insane conclusions, ?
? even for me, ?
2039
01:32:11,569 --> 01:32:15,573
? and I just think that my ?
? paranoia got the best of me. ?
2040
01:32:16,879 --> 01:32:18,227
? Honestly? ?
2041
01:32:18,228 --> 01:32:20,273
? The alarm installer in me ?
? gets it. ?
2042
01:32:21,579 --> 01:32:23,581
? The forensic student in me ?
? is really disappointed in you. ?
2043
01:32:23,582 --> 01:32:25,451
? Like, none ?
? of that DNA evidence ?
2044
01:32:25,452 --> 01:32:27,019
? would have been admissible ?
? in court. ?
2045
01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:30,544
? Look, I know ?
? that this is crazy, ?
2046
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,547
? but I think I've already ?
? proven I'm kind of crazy, ?
2047
01:32:32,548 --> 01:32:34,592
? but, like, in a fun way. ?
? Anyway... ?
2048
01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:37,007
? Can we just start over? ?
2049
01:32:37,008 --> 01:32:38,553
? Just wipe the slate clean. ?
2050
01:32:40,163 --> 01:32:42,208
? Maybe go out ?
? on a normal date? ?
2051
01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:44,341
? I don't think ?
? anything with you ?
2052
01:32:44,342 --> 01:32:45,472
? is ever going to be normal, ?
2053
01:32:46,691 --> 01:32:48,911
? and I am somehow ?
? very into that. ?
2054
01:32:50,695 --> 01:32:51,914
? So, is that a yes? ?
2055
01:32:52,958 --> 01:32:54,177
? Mm-hmm. ?
2056
01:33:02,098 --> 01:33:04,883
? For the record, ?
? I really like the hair-pulling. ?
2057
01:33:04,884 --> 01:33:06,624
? Oh, good, ?
? because that's my specialty. ?
2058
01:33:06,625 --> 01:33:08,146
? Oh, well... ?
2059
01:33:08,147 --> 01:33:12,455
I'm gonna kill you
2060
01:33:12,456 --> 01:33:15,328
? Welcome to our very special ?
? live kickoff episode ?
2061
01:33:15,329 --> 01:33:17,656
? of our third season of... ?
2062
01:33:17,657 --> 01:33:19,984
? Mark My Murder. ?
2063
01:33:19,985 --> 01:33:22,118
? We are snuffing out ?
? the other podcasts. ?
2064
01:33:22,119 --> 01:33:23,597
? Yeah, we are. ?
? We're killing them. ?
2065
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:26,164
? You two are slaying, ?
? if I do say so myself. ?
2066
01:33:26,165 --> 01:33:29,560
? Oh, look who's here in the ?
? studio, slinging puns with us. ?
2067
01:33:29,561 --> 01:33:31,909
? Yes. Boulder, Colorado's finest, ?
2068
01:33:31,910 --> 01:33:33,955
? New York Times ?
? bestselling author, ?
2069
01:33:33,956 --> 01:33:36,435
? and our show's newest copilot, ?
? Eva Vaughn. ?
2070
01:33:36,436 --> 01:33:39,265
? I have to tell you, this is ?
? actually a dream come true, ?
2071
01:33:39,266 --> 01:33:40,701
? and I'm just so excited to be ?
2072
01:33:40,702 --> 01:33:42,137
? on the case ?
? with the both of you. ?
2073
01:33:42,138 --> 01:33:44,314
? Speaking of case, ?
? don't forget to pick up ?
2074
01:33:44,315 --> 01:33:46,403
? Eva's newest novel, Girl, Go!, ?
2075
01:33:46,404 --> 01:33:48,926
? available everywhere now. ?
2076
01:33:48,927 --> 01:33:50,754
? Well, you've conquered ?
? true crime writing. ?
2077
01:33:50,755 --> 01:33:52,735
? You've conquered fiction ?
? writing. What's next? ?
2078
01:33:52,736 --> 01:33:54,716
? She's about to conquer ?
? co-hosting this show. ?
2079
01:33:54,717 --> 01:33:56,152
? I think I already did that. ?
2080
01:33:56,153 --> 01:33:57,674
? Indeed, you have. ?
2081
01:33:57,675 --> 01:33:59,371
? Speaking of the show, ?
? let's get it cracking. ?
2082
01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:01,026
? I think we have a call from ?
? one of your fans on the line. ?
2083
01:34:01,027 --> 01:34:02,548
? My fans? Okay. Well, then, ?
2084
01:34:02,549 --> 01:34:04,006
? let's not keep them waiting. ?
? Let's do it. ?
2085
01:34:04,007 --> 01:34:05,464
? Murph, put him through. ?
2086
01:34:05,465 --> 01:34:07,075
? You're receiving ?
? a collect call ?
2087
01:34:07,076 --> 01:34:08,686
? from an inmate at ?
? ADX Supermax Prison, ?
2088
01:34:08,687 --> 01:34:09,991
? Florence, Colorado. ?
2089
01:34:09,992 --> 01:34:12,037
? - Do you accept these charges? ?
? - Kelly? ?
2090
01:34:13,604 --> 01:34:15,953
? Oh, this bitch... ?
2091
01:34:15,954 --> 01:34:19,391
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2092
01:34:19,392 --> 01:34:22,851
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2093
01:34:22,852 --> 01:34:26,311
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2094
01:34:26,312 --> 01:34:30,490
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2095
01:34:30,491 --> 01:34:33,515
Never met a girl like this
Like this
2096
01:34:33,516 --> 01:34:36,539
Like this
This-this-this-this
2097
01:34:36,540 --> 01:34:39,912
Never met a girl like this
Like this
2098
01:34:39,913 --> 01:34:43,285
Like this
This-this-this-this
2099
01:34:43,286 --> 01:34:45,069
Down in Panama
Up to Canada
2100
01:34:45,070 --> 01:34:46,723
Round the world
We la-la-la-la
2101
01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:48,464
Sing our song
We is fixing bongs
2102
01:34:48,465 --> 01:34:51,902
These sticks and stones
And ha-ha-ha-ha
2103
01:34:51,903 --> 01:34:55,340
Laugh them all to the bank
Ha-ha-ha
2104
01:34:55,341 --> 01:34:57,168
Laugh them all to the bank
Like this
2105
01:34:57,169 --> 01:34:58,736
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2106
01:34:58,737 --> 01:35:00,606
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up
2107
01:35:00,607 --> 01:35:02,131
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2108
01:35:02,132 --> 01:35:03,958
Fill it up
Ah, keep the change
2109
01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,569
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2110
01:35:05,570 --> 01:35:07,396
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up
2111
01:35:07,397 --> 01:35:08,920
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2112
01:35:08,921 --> 01:35:10,834
Fill it up
Ah, keep the change
2113
01:35:10,835 --> 01:35:14,229
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2114
01:35:14,230 --> 01:35:17,646
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2115
01:35:17,647 --> 01:35:21,062
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2116
01:35:21,063 --> 01:35:25,327
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2117
01:35:25,328 --> 01:35:28,308
Never met a girl like this
Like this
2118
01:35:28,309 --> 01:35:31,289
Like this
This-this-this-this
2119
01:35:31,290 --> 01:35:34,749
Never met a girl like this
Like this
2120
01:35:34,750 --> 01:35:38,209
Like this
This-this-this-this
2121
01:35:38,210 --> 01:35:39,907
Down in Panama
Up to Canada
2122
01:35:39,908 --> 01:35:41,735
Round the world
We la-la-la-la
2123
01:35:41,736 --> 01:35:43,475
Sing our song
We is fixing bongs
2124
01:35:43,476 --> 01:35:46,805
These sticks and stones
And ha-ha-ha-ha
2125
01:35:46,806 --> 01:35:50,134
Laugh them all to the bank
Ha-ha-ha
2126
01:35:50,135 --> 01:35:51,962
Laugh them all to the bank
Like this
2127
01:35:51,963 --> 01:35:53,573
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2128
01:35:53,574 --> 01:35:55,400
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up
2129
01:35:55,401 --> 01:35:56,925
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2130
01:35:56,926 --> 01:35:58,795
Fill it up
Ah, keep the change
2131
01:35:58,796 --> 01:36:00,363
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2132
01:36:00,364 --> 01:36:02,190
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up
2133
01:36:02,191 --> 01:36:03,758
Fill it up, fill it up
Fill it up, fill it up
2134
01:36:03,759 --> 01:36:05,934
Fill it up
Ah, keep the change
2135
01:36:11,069 --> 01:36:12,766
Oh, snap
2136
01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:15,986
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2137
01:36:15,987 --> 01:36:19,250
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2138
01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:22,950
Laugh them off to the bank
Have our cake
2139
01:36:22,951 --> 01:36:24,779
Laugh them off to the bank
Have our cake and eat it
2140
01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:26,518
Laugh them all to the bank
Like this
2141
01:36:26,519 --> 01:36:30,218
Laugh them off to the bank
Have our cake
2142
01:36:30,219 --> 01:36:31,873
Laugh them off to the bank
Have our cake and eat it
2143
01:36:31,874 --> 01:36:33,612
Laugh them all to the bank
Like this
2144
01:36:33,613 --> 01:36:35,485
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2145
01:36:35,486 --> 01:36:37,268
Like this, like this
2146
01:36:37,269 --> 01:36:39,010
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it too
2147
01:36:39,011 --> 01:36:40,750
Like this, like this
2148
01:36:40,751 --> 01:36:42,360
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2149
01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:44,058
Laugh them all like this
Like this
2150
01:36:44,059 --> 01:36:45,712
Oh, we'll have our cake
And eat it
2151
01:36:45,713 --> 01:36:47,366
Ah, like this, like this
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