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Los! 2 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,242 Put her with the others. 3 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,923 Please don't kill them 4 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,550 Was?! 5 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,719 Who in FUCK said that?! 6 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,220 Was?! 7 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,018 It was you. 8 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,450 Don't kill them. 9 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,577 Well... 10 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,413 I don't know about you but... 11 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,707 that sounded rather like... 12 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,958 an order. 13 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,126 Come on! 14 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,337 Put them in the chamber! 15 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:32,986 Oh! 16 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,154 Watch this! 17 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,864 It's always my Favourite bit. 18 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:39,826 Nicole! 19 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:42,663 Nein! 20 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,957 Nicole! 21 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,083 Let her go! 22 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,167 Nicole! 23 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,306 Do you still want us not to kill the children? 24 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,810 Do something 25 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:06,562 they are nearly upon us. 26 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,274 What?! 27 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,067 Kill me 28 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:14,987 Kill me 29 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,238 Kill me 30 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,325 Ok. 31 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:21,368 You two 32 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,327 with me! 33 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:23,579 Men! 34 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,248 Kill the children. 35 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,699 You may laugh now 36 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,242 But there is a man 37 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,702 A legend 38 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:07,206 He will tear you apart from your anus to your sack 39 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,793 A man born with balls so big they thought it was twins 40 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:17,883 He's capable of bringing down your precious Reich with one smush of his fist. 41 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:19,843 The man. 42 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:21,720 The legend. 43 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,848 DICK DYNAMITE. 44 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:03,470 Isla flee! 45 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,536 Raus! 46 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,454 Fuck off! 47 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,428 You killed my men! 48 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,053 Now 49 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,138 I fuck you! 50 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,535 Go ahead Americunt! 51 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:09,411 Make 52 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,287 mein tag! 53 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,079 Tag 54 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:11,997 you're it! 55 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,572 It's excelent weather for dying 56 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:46,698 Or not to die 57 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:57,334 You... 58 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,460 you can't do this! 59 00:06:58,794 --> 00:06:59,920 We're Americans! 60 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,381 We Americans take no shit! 61 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,299 and if you think you're gonna get away with this... 62 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:04,883 Guards! 63 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:05,467 You're wrong! 64 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:06,718 Shoot this pig shit swine! 65 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,204 Look at them all lined up like that. 66 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,666 I guess that's why they call it... 67 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,667 death row. 68 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,710 hahahaaa 69 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,338 You Germans aren't known for your sense of humor. 70 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,799 My jokes however 71 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,342 are perfectly executed. 72 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,057 Sorry about what happened to your boyfriend... 73 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,642 He had a na 74 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,815 What's the matter Neilson... 75 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,319 Your wife not washed your pants since Manchuria? 76 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,821 That was a long time ago Dick 77 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,073 and if it wasn't for me 78 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,076 you'd still be pig-deep in ballshit 79 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,702 from the Kwantung. 80 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,788 Still beats being a room mate of baldy here. 81 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,124 His farts could be bottled and sold as a weapon to the Nazi's. 82 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,878 Well it's good to see you've still got a sense of humor Dick. 83 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,340 Even the night before your execution. 84 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,509 Since when did killing Germans become a crime? 85 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,303 That and a fuck tonne of other shit 86 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,596 PROCTOR! 87 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:19,852 The mutilation of Joseph Mengele's genitals. 88 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:25,190 Three counts of unnecessary and ultra-violent torture. In one instance... 89 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:28,944 sewing a certain Colonel Wagners rectum shut... 90 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,071 and feeding him his own guard dogs. 91 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:31,697 Dick 92 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,575 we are offering you the deal of a lifetime. 93 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,452 We're gonna send you on a death-defying mission 94 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,830 that's going to overture your court martial. 95 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:40,831 Needless to say 96 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,375 this conversation never happened... 97 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,086 and if you make it back from said mission 98 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:51,425 Your record will be wiped clean and there will be no more catalog of these heinous crimes. 99 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,802 Isn't that right Dr. Proctor? 100 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:58,599 Well I have no recollections of any such events ever having taken place. 101 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,269 Personally Dick... 102 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,062 I'd like to thank you. 103 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,940 I think your actions are quite commendable. 104 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:08,984 The sheer... 105 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,528 volume of your fatalities 106 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,906 it does wonders for our troops moral. 107 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,490 If it were up to me 108 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,993 I'd give you a fucking medal. 109 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,661 And what if I say no? 110 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,581 It's a death sentence either way. 111 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,043 Oh and uh... 112 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:26,627 Dick 113 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,174 If you get to split Eva Braun in two... 114 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,801 Just promise me a sniff of your fingers. 115 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:38,597 What about me?!? 116 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,265 I landed behind enemy lines 117 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:40,974 without a parachute. 118 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,935 That mother fucker can't even fight sleep. 119 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,728 Smell my fingers mother fucker. 120 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,480 I already fucked Eva Braun. 121 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,148 EAT SHIT!!! 122 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,494 Dick Dynamite 123 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,370 I'm agent Steele. 124 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,163 Sheesh that's a hell of a handshake. 125 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:03,664 This here 126 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,040 is officer Wakoffski. 127 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,542 It's Wakowski. 128 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,378 If you don't mind gentlemen time is of the fucking essence. 129 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,295 Pardon my French. 130 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,007 Our intelligence team recently intercepted this film canister. 131 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,510 Many people died to bring us this. 132 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,890 What you're seeing here is the Nazis top secret blueprints 133 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,809 for what we are calling - the Uber Bomber. 134 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,102 Also known as... 135 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,985 We believe the Nazis are constructing the biggest jet propelled plane 136 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,361 the world has ever seen. 137 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,613 Capable of flying long range distances 138 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,283 the Uber Bomber can easily make it to the East Coast 139 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,034 and is carrying a payload capable 140 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,703 of flattening Manhattan. 141 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,794 Due to an increase in enemy activity just a few miles from here 142 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,005 British intelligence indicates that the enemy bomber 143 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,215 is being constructed along the Austrian/German border 144 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:56,633 where we will drop you and your team. 145 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,845 Unfortunately we can make our move until we have solid proof. 146 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,056 That's why we are sending in you and your team comprising of... 147 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:06,059 First up, the Alabama arsonist - Napalm Jeff. 148 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:15,110 Next up The loud arse mouth-piece that is Franky Jenetti, also know as 'Brooklyn. 149 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,864 son of the notorious prohibition gangster Vinnie Jenetti 150 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,825 he picked up his skills with a Tommy Gun at the age of six 151 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:26,038 Ruthlessly mowing down in cold blood the con artist known as Garry Crease. 152 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,041 Then we've got Tam 'The Bam' Tamson, the mad Scots Brigadier. 153 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794 A vile rat of a man who specializes in torture tactics. 154 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,631 Although one whiff of his breath is usually enough to do the job. 155 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,216 Next up 156 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,800 Doctor Raymond Kirby 157 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,010 also known as 'Doc'. 158 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,263 Doc won a Victoria cross for stapling Prince Edwards foreskin 159 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,599 back on during the battle of Somme. 160 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:46,767 Next up... 161 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,143 Lucas from Tucas. 162 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,773 Mad as an otter but put a knife in his hands and he thinks he's Leonardo Da-fuckin' Vinci. 163 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,191 and lastly... 164 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,859 Mother-Fucker. 165 00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:01,323 Despite having a high IQ of over 165 he possesses two words in his vocabulary. 166 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,032 'Mother'... 167 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,075 and 'fucker'. 168 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,411 Dick Dynamite... you and your dirty-half-a-dozen are gonna escort Wakoffski to the site 169 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,622 to get concrete evidence of the bomber and back again 170 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,457 before you can say Adolf's your auntie. 171 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,835 At oh-eight hundred hours, we're going to drop you sausage-side 172 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,336 where you are to liase with British agent 173 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,754 and defer all command to him. 174 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,716 The project is being overseen by a one 'Maximillion Stacker' 175 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,636 When it comes to unusurped violence - he is Hitlers right hand man 176 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,639 almost acting like his own personal Rottweiler. 177 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,015 That was the good news... 178 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:27,432 NOW 179 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,059 Listen up for the bad news 180 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:29,852 Get this 181 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,186 we believe that tomorrow... 182 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,855 is gonna be dick-day 183 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,607 If you don't already know there is a rogue group of German snipers 184 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,568 already operating in that area 185 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,777 referring to themselves 186 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,070 as 'The Black Wolf'. 187 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,656 These sick bastards collect body parts as trophies 188 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,075 and swap cigarettes as part of the sick competition. 189 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,994 Every day of the week... 190 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,871 they target a different limb 191 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:49,538 Last time 192 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,915 we had over 16 casualties in the area 193 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,127 All of them died as a result of their pain inflicted penises. 194 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:56,628 What a way to go. 195 00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:00,424 The group are lead by the most dangerous sniper in Europe - known as 'Mutti'. 196 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,593 During a stand off with one of our top commandos 197 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,178 he managed a one in a million shot 198 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,554 straight through the snipers barrel 199 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,640 exploding the snipers round burning off his flesh. 200 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,976 ladies & gentlemen, that concludes our mission briefing. 201 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,395 Now let's start a war! 202 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,116 In English please? 203 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,709 Aufweidersen pet. 204 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,880 Step right up, step right up ladies and genitals 205 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,840 and place your fucking bets right here! 206 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,884 You fuckin' ugly mooleys. 207 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,886 Can I owe you 30 bucks?' Brooklyn? 208 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,431 Make it sixty with a signed naked picture of Rita Hayworth 209 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,892 and you got yourself a fuckin deal, Fucko. 210 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,900 Every fucking time! 211 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:03,987 Up next, what we got, is this fine specimen of a man. 212 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,697 This is Jimmy Johnson. 213 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,533 Come on! 214 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,450 Get in close with the right! 215 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,370 Ok in his spare time Jimmy here 216 00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,288 He likes to milk cows. 217 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,665 And the horses 218 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,000 Sick fuckin' bastard. 219 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,086 He's an animal lover what can I say!? 220 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,838 Jimmy Johnson everybody! 221 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,518 I'll kick his fucking ass if you can't do it. 222 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,733 Get that Nazi scum bastard. 223 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,368 Come on! Get his ass! Come on! 224 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,369 Yes! 225 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,584 Get this mother fucker! 226 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,766 I hate fucking Nazis! 227 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,022 Whats up Doc? 228 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,106 Me Dick... 229 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:25,360 been up for four days straight on some Nazi crank we pulled off some dead soldiers 230 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,029 shits getting a little weird. 231 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:27,988 Whats the sit rep down here? 232 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,699 Well Brookylns got dollar eyes for signs 233 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,535 he's found some Aryan-Ape that ain't gonna do down easy. 234 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,078 We'll see about that. 235 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,289 Nobody fucks with Dick Dynamite. 236 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,916 Quit your fuckin' hollering. 237 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,418 Up next, the next fighter to enter the.... 238 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,544 oh shit. 239 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,184 Fuck him up let's go let's go let's go! 240 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,704 Pound his fuckin' ass! 241 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,123 Yeah! 242 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,337 Stick your dick in his fuckin' ass! 243 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,172 Rip his face off! 244 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,178 Smash that fuckin' Nazi cunt! 245 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,431 You mother fucker! 246 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:37,307 You cock sucker! 247 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,816 My mother hits harder than that! 248 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,329 C'mon bitch. 249 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,163 Please. 250 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:22,769 Ok 251 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:23,353 Ok 252 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,730 for fuck sake. 253 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:27,900 Fuck you! 254 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:28,901 Alright 255 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,652 just one fucking minute. 256 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,821 I knew you were gonna fucking win 257 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:33,572 I fucking knew it! 258 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,532 Gear up, we move out at oh six hundred. 259 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:36,909 Fuck! 260 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:39,077 Fuck you! 261 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,454 That will be five bucks 262 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,664 for a picture of my Mumma. 263 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,209 Go fuck yourself! 264 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,585 Go fuck yourself! 265 00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,616 That's right Doc! 266 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,119 you find me one of those aryan dames... 267 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,621 I'm gonna spray ya with so many bullet holes 268 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:05,664 and FUCK EM! 269 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,126 and my man juice comes flying out them bullet holes. 270 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,419 Never mind bullet holes 271 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,380 your dick ain't big enough to fuck her ear holes. 272 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,092 Oh you laugh now 273 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,343 wait till later 274 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,470 all you mother fuckers be sayin 275 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,805 "Oh Lucus from Tucus 276 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,557 let me get some of that action 277 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,933 we want them bullet holes too!". 278 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,187 Don't you worry Wakoffski 279 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,314 we'll be finished with her real quick. 280 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,398 and then 281 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,441 you'll be able to 282 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:33,984 pop that cherry of yours 283 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,111 while she's still nice and fuckin warm. 284 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:41,742 That's 285 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,369 mighty fine of you fellas to offer, but... 286 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:46,163 no thank you 287 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,291 I will... not be partaking in any such activities. 288 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,210 THE FUCK YOU SAY FOUR EYES? 289 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,462 sayin' our sloppy seconds ain't good enough for you? 290 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,796 That's right book worm 291 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,299 you'll fuck a guard dog if we tell you. 292 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,260 Even if it means pushing your pimply little white ass. 293 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,094 Ladies! 294 00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,679 knock off this macho bullshit! 295 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:03,722 and prepare for jump! 296 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:06,141 For your information 297 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,560 I popped my cherry back in sophomore. 298 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:23,659 MAYDAY! 299 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:24,076 MAYDAY! 300 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,410 Shitbird Express going down 301 00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:25,994 repeat 302 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,120 going down. 303 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,541 Brace for impact, we're going to crash land! 304 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:42,636 Doc! 305 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:43,846 Give me a head count... 306 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:44,805 NOW! 307 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,015 I think he's a goner. 308 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:12,935 TAM! 309 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:13,894 TAM! 310 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,084 He's done for Dick 311 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:38,585 we need to lickity split the sack 312 00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:39,294 NOW! 313 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:40,754 We'll have to make a run for it. 314 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,464 Fucker. 315 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:43,048 Come on 316 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:43,841 let's go! 317 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,057 Hault! 318 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:04,778 So... 319 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:07,239 the Schotlander has been shot. 320 00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:08,532 Tell me! 321 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,952 Is it true what they say about you people? 322 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,082 You know! 323 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,042 That you don't wear any... 324 00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,420 unterhosen. 325 00:24:22,421 --> 00:24:26,925 This is something which has fascinated me for years. 326 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,981 SCHEISS GRANATE! 327 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,786 I thought the other guy was Dick Dynamite haha. 328 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,999 Tell me the good news Herr Sturmitz. 329 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,836 There will not be one brain left in Europe to work for us. 330 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:51,880 In order to have the island fully operational within the week 331 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:55,425 We have had to draught in the help of a certain Mikhail Leznik. 332 00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:59,471 What have I told you about working with Russian defectors? 333 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,557 The smell is unbearable. 334 00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:06,728 I can smell the rotten potato from here. 335 00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:08,522 BUT SIR! 336 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,444 Who is this Fotze. 337 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:18,282 Colonel Shtacker this is Professor Mikhail Leznik. 338 00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,617 I am the genius behind 339 00:28:21,118 --> 00:28:23,871 the vile and cruel experiments 340 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:28,208 that will cause even your fecal matter to curdle. 341 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,919 I'm shitzen in my hosen... 342 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,588 Mikhail. 343 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:39,219 Even though the Russian technology is superior to the German war machine. 344 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:47,477 Together we can make positive, for bringing death to the U.S of America, a reality. 345 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:52,733 For someone who proclaims to have such superiority in the field of technology 346 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:57,571 I wonder why you people simply over look personal hygiene. 347 00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,323 And your breath... 348 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,158 As if you were 349 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:02,826 sucking the cock of Stalin 350 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,661 and forgot to brush your teeth. 351 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,123 This I find amusing 352 00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:09,625 Not so much. 353 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:10,876 REJOICE! 354 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:12,336 and crack out the vodka 355 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,003 and say 356 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:14,379 dosvidaniya! 357 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:16,089 You're mistaken 358 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,842 dosvidaniya means goodbye. 359 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,469 In Deutschland we say 360 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,179 auf wiedersehen. 361 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:25,849 Now... 362 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,184 Now this... 363 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:29,645 I find very amusing. 364 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:40,531 Find me a reliable scientist 365 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,450 it is not exactly rocket surgery. 366 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,058 YOU KEEP THAT SHIT UP GOOSIN US 367 00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:51,727 I'LL THROW IN THE FRONT LINE SCREAMIN 368 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:52,186 JUDEN! 369 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:52,728 JUDEN! 370 00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:53,270 JUDEN! 371 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,479 FUCKIN ASS WIPE! 372 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:55,606 Uh jeez 373 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:56,064 I... 374 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:56,940 I'm so sorry.. 375 00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:57,191 it's... 376 00:30:57,274 --> 00:30:57,941 it's my allergies 377 00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:58,525 I... 378 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,986 I really gotta watch my hygiene. 379 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,780 What you know about hygiene? 380 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:04,990 Tell me this 381 00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:06,450 How come 382 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:07,910 the more you wash the tip of your dick 383 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:09,119 The worst it smells 384 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,246 You tell me that Mr Smarty Pants. 385 00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:14,374 The more you wash the tip of your dick the worse it smells?... 386 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:15,334 what? 387 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,837 See you don't know shit for brains. 388 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:23,133 Most important mission yet, they said. 389 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:25,302 Take some pictures, they said. 390 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:26,720 Yeah... 391 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,056 escorted by a walking bicep 392 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:29,681 bunch of 393 00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:30,307 backwards 394 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,141 red neck 395 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,017 Retards! 396 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:48,575 What's going on? 397 00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:55,457 Mother 398 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:56,625 fucker! 399 00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:24,444 YOU ASSHOLES! 400 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,405 YOU JUST SHOT A LITTLE GIRL! 401 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,121 Murdering bastards... 402 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,456 She was a defenceless child. 403 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:39,960 I don't know if you noticed from back fucking there 404 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:41,003 but up here! 405 00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:42,588 she was like a wild fucking dog 406 00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:44,047 and she needed put down. 407 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:46,967 What would Cairnie think now huh? 408 00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:49,011 You want me to take a picture 409 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:49,845 of this? 410 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,473 Barbarians... 411 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,058 The whole lot of you. 412 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,352 You're just a bunch of friggin... 413 00:32:59,479 --> 00:32:59,938 Kill it... 414 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:01,940 Kill it with what ever you got! 415 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:50,113 We must've put enough lead in her to take down a fuckin' elephant. 416 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,325 And yet a single shot to the head was all it took to take her down. 417 00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:56,411 LUCAS! 418 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,412 WAKOFFSKI 419 00:33:57,496 --> 00:33:58,914 FULL PARTY SWEEP OF THE AREA. 420 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,207 see if there's any more of them. 421 00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,375 Buckle up sweetheart. 422 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,420 What the hell are they? 423 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:21,144 Come, come, hurry up and get on with it. 424 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,231 Colonel Shtacker has insisted 425 00:34:24,314 --> 00:34:28,026 that I witness some sort of vulgar display of power 426 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:28,569 hmm 427 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,238 Meine Damen 428 00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:32,281 bitte. 429 00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:33,907 What? 430 00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:36,076 What is this? 431 00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:38,495 Colonel Shtacker will have your garners for guts. 432 00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:40,539 It was Shtacker himself 433 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:41,748 who sent you to us. 434 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:42,499 NOW! 435 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,334 HOLD STILL! 436 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,586 But should you flinch 437 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:46,545 then 438 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:50,716 you are in for a shit fuck world of pain. 439 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:51,800 NOW! 440 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:54,261 THE SERUM! 441 00:35:03,353 --> 00:35:05,230 Steady yourself child. 442 00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:07,649 brace yourself. 443 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,073 Now Stefan... 444 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:17,743 We just fucking wait. 445 00:35:18,202 --> 00:35:21,872 But what if the experiment does not go as planned? 446 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:24,708 Then we ditch the bitches body 447 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,502 and the old spunk bugger Schtacker 448 00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,295 never needs to fucking know. 449 00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:29,129 Need... 450 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,088 To know... 451 00:35:30,422 --> 00:35:31,340 What? 452 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:32,799 Wilhelm. 453 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,552 You will need to know... 454 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:37,221 how quickly we can turn around this 455 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:39,056 Fresh batch of serum. 456 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,850 According to my calculations... 457 00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:44,019 oh... 458 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,395 in about 459 00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:46,438 5 460 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,190 4 461 00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:49,691 3 462 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:51,318 2 463 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:52,694 1 464 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:53,904 0 465 00:35:58,992 --> 00:35:59,701 You were saying? 466 00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:02,329 Scientifically 467 00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:03,664 we are on the verge 468 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,624 of a real break through here 469 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,334 if you would just allow more time 470 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,168 for equipment 471 00:36:08,252 --> 00:36:08,502 checks... 472 00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:18,136 Few... 473 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:22,766 Dr Arbietz 474 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,768 You are now in command 475 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:26,895 see that it is ready for human consumption by... 476 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:28,647 This time tomorrow. 477 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:30,941 Do not... 478 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,192 Fail me. 479 00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:33,068 As you wish 480 00:36:33,151 --> 00:36:34,361 Colonel Shtacker. 481 00:36:43,996 --> 00:36:45,539 Report to my office 482 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:48,834 Both of you. 483 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,615 You go round the building here 484 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:21,033 Just watch out for... 485 00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:22,492 Pardon me boys 486 00:37:22,576 --> 00:37:24,119 so rude of me to interrupt. 487 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,583 So you must be the British prick that Eagle told us about. 488 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,251 The name's Dalton 489 00:37:31,502 --> 00:37:32,711 Dash Dalton. 490 00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:34,254 I heard of you 491 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:38,133 You're responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocents civilians in India 492 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:39,426 Yes. It's true. 493 00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:40,928 Carry on like that out the Kyber, 494 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:44,640 might finally put some hairs on your tiny bollocks ho ho ho ho ho. 495 00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:47,100 Let's say we take a knee 496 00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:50,229 and discuss le plan of action. 497 00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:53,690 Right... 498 00:37:53,774 --> 00:37:55,442 well at nineteen hundred hours 499 00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:57,319 that's 7 o'clock yankee time 500 00:37:57,402 --> 00:37:58,862 I'm going to need some help 501 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,822 to infiltrate and go undercover 502 00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:02,616 to some swanky time bar. 503 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,034 Is he for real? 504 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:08,580 Rumour has it that it will be full of floosies and big bollock Nazi SS officers. 505 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:12,543 Once inside, we'll hopefully get in touch with our secret contact. 506 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,629 Then... we will receive the where abouts of the manufacturing plant 507 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,006 that's housing the America bomber. 508 00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:19,007 Sure... 509 00:38:19,091 --> 00:38:20,008 Sounds simple 510 00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:22,636 Waltz into a circle jerk of top brass krauts 511 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:25,389 receive our tip off, and go totally unnoticed 512 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:27,266 That's the spirit, Dick. 513 00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,141 That's the spirit, Dick. 514 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,686 A sense of humour as well as a sense of adventure. 515 00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,438 You know what old Dash Dalton says at a time like this? 516 00:38:34,106 --> 00:38:35,190 LET'S KILL SOME JERRYS 517 00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:36,358 AND SHAG SOME BIRDS 518 00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:37,609 HIYAAAA!!!! 519 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:50,497 Dash... 520 00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:51,248 Hat. 521 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:52,499 Bastard. 522 00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:06,889 Ahh... 523 00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:09,141 I do beg you pardon. 524 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:13,228 hmm. 525 00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:13,645 no 526 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:14,938 Christ. 527 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,149 A Nazi party 528 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:18,400 My Favourite. 529 00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:23,155 I think I see our contact 530 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,866 I'd recognise her anywhere. 531 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:30,871 I'd recognise that derriere anywhere. 532 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,165 I think I found the floosie 533 00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:35,375 I'll just say that password. 534 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,761 That's some password. 535 00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:47,304 Go rest your thumbs at the bar 536 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,473 I'll scout for little Miss butter arse. 537 00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:51,683 Tonic wine 538 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:52,643 On the rocks. 539 00:39:56,188 --> 00:39:57,773 Bonsoir mon amour. 540 00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:00,234 Excuse moi. 541 00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,949 Jennings, meet Dick. 542 00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,743 If this insufferable tit doesn't get us all killed 543 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:11,370 I'll kill him myself. 544 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:12,496 Look lady 545 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:13,705 We just need one thing. 546 00:40:13,872 --> 00:40:15,207 The location of that bomber. 547 00:40:15,457 --> 00:40:16,500 Good luck with that... 548 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,503 the only one who knows where that is, is that twat stain over there 549 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,046 Maximillion Schtacker. 550 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:22,923 Schtacker? 551 00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,634 The most dangerous man in the Reich. 552 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,719 Put your practice to good use 553 00:40:27,803 --> 00:40:29,805 and you can suck it out of his cock. 554 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,557 I should shoot you right now. 555 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,642 What I want you to do 556 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,060 is slip him this drink. 557 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:36,562 That will get him talking. 558 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,523 What the blazes is that? 559 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:40,816 Nazi crank 560 00:40:40,941 --> 00:40:42,651 You'll have to shoot him to shut him up. 561 00:40:43,318 --> 00:40:43,819 Wow. 562 00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:48,991 Bottoms up. 563 00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:50,742 Bastard. 564 00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,293 Don't mind if I do. 565 00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:00,711 Bollocks! 566 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:02,671 big black bollocks. 567 00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:05,340 The ghoulish git's Rogered things up. 568 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:08,969 Why don't you come upstairs and tell me all about it. 569 00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,104 hmmmm 570 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:22,649 Excuse me 571 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:24,693 I have to go expel urine from my bladder. 572 00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:27,529 Remember dear Richard 573 00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:29,448 two shakes is more than a wank. 574 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:31,867 You dirty bastard. 575 00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:35,996 Gentlemen. 576 00:42:02,648 --> 00:42:03,023 Piss... 577 00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:04,816 Piss on a stinking shit. 578 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,295 Can I help you? 579 00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:09,256 I'm just checking you're not Jewish. 580 00:43:10,757 --> 00:43:12,926 Well I hope I passed your penis inspection. 581 00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:17,347 Don't! 582 00:43:17,431 --> 00:43:19,725 Forget to wash your hands. 583 00:43:19,808 --> 00:43:20,475 Fuck 584 00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:27,608 The great plague was a direct result of poor hygiene. 585 00:43:32,321 --> 00:43:34,656 Remind me of your name one more time 586 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:35,824 because... 587 00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,661 I don't recall seeing you 588 00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:41,205 on the guest lists. 589 00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:44,458 The name's Dynamite. 590 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:45,209 huh? 591 00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:46,960 Dick Dynamite. 592 00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:57,846 Come my dear. 593 00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:01,683 We have much to talk about. 594 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:03,101 Is that so? 595 00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:03,602 and... 596 00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,562 what would you like to talk about? 597 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:08,398 Now that I think about it... 598 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,610 I should just like to cock-fuck your mouth. 599 00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:13,278 Oh... 600 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:14,821 My favourite. 601 00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:21,537 You know... 602 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,580 This tastes a little like... 603 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,671 Come here my little Schonheiten. 604 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:51,525 Ahhh that's it, next time I see Jennings I'm going to confess my fucking love to her. 605 00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:54,611 Oh I love you. 606 00:44:57,823 --> 00:44:59,867 I don't recall you liking seafood. 607 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:02,953 Dash, he's upstairs, I think he's ready to talk. 608 00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,080 It will take a real man to finish the job 609 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,874 please extract the information. 610 00:45:07,124 --> 00:45:08,000 For you dear 611 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:09,585 I'd do anything. 612 00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:11,962 For Queen and for Country. 613 00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:45,704 Out of my way 614 00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:46,914 nincompoop! 615 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:52,920 Right you bastard. 616 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:06,850 Don't lose your head. 617 00:46:15,776 --> 00:46:16,777 What seems to be the problem? 618 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,946 This woman is accused of being a spy. 619 00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,823 If this woman is a spy, then I'm Laurel and Hardy. 620 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:23,617 Let me see your papers. 621 00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:25,452 Let me see, my papers are right... 622 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:26,578 Here! 623 00:46:34,628 --> 00:46:36,964 You pair of plonkers have cocked up my cover. 624 00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:39,091 You'll have to take me with you. 625 00:46:39,174 --> 00:46:39,675 Well... 626 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,552 You did promis to kill Dalton. 627 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:55,774 Nazi bastard, I wanted to do that for years. 628 00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:57,693 My heart bleeds. 629 00:47:02,281 --> 00:47:03,282 So does his. 630 00:47:06,451 --> 00:47:07,744 Did you get the information? 631 00:47:08,412 --> 00:47:09,413 Yes, of course I've got it... 632 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,123 I know where the bloody well bomber is! 633 00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:12,124 Come on 634 00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:12,875 let's go. 635 00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:15,544 What happened to Schtacker? 636 00:47:15,878 --> 00:47:16,879 He tapped out. 637 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:18,338 Christ. 638 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:33,604 Sturmnitz? 639 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,819 DYNAMITE! 640 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,422 Well? 641 00:48:03,509 --> 00:48:06,053 Security is tighter than a bulls arse during fly season. 642 00:48:06,261 --> 00:48:07,179 You guys sit tight. 643 00:48:07,763 --> 00:48:09,181 I will find another way to flush them out. 644 00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,308 Roger that. 645 00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:28,909 Mother 646 00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:30,118 Fucker. 647 00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:32,746 Never mind the bloody well pictures 648 00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:34,831 we can not let that thing get airbourne 649 00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:36,375 Now come on everyone, let's go. 650 00:49:23,338 --> 00:49:24,548 Little bastard. 651 00:49:28,594 --> 00:49:29,303 Come on! 652 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:52,576 Come on little man 653 00:49:52,868 --> 00:49:54,661 You done fuck with the big boys now. 654 00:50:21,688 --> 00:50:22,439 Yes... 655 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:24,566 COME ON! 656 00:51:17,703 --> 00:51:18,495 Bastard! 657 00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:47,191 "Deiter come in Deiter" 658 00:51:47,983 --> 00:51:48,775 Deiter 659 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,235 HEY! 660 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:09,004 Shoot him! 661 00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:09,630 Nein. 662 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:11,924 Shoot them all. 663 00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:04,740 Come on 664 00:56:04,823 --> 00:56:05,908 the coast is clear. 665 00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:44,947 Ouch. 666 00:58:33,847 --> 00:58:35,349 Thanks for killing twirly stick man. 667 00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:38,310 The pleasure is all mine. 668 00:58:39,144 --> 00:58:39,937 Fucking do it. 669 00:58:51,156 --> 00:58:52,741 If it's breakfast and a blowy you're looking for, 670 00:58:52,824 --> 00:58:55,327 you can see one of your rim sniffing colleagues for that. 671 00:58:55,494 --> 00:58:56,745 I could do with a full English. 672 00:58:56,828 --> 00:58:59,039 Yeah, well you can see your pal Dalton for that. 673 00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:37,536 Jeff! 674 00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:38,495 take point 675 00:59:38,579 --> 00:59:39,663 an explosion that size... 676 00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:41,498 the payload may not have detonated 677 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,628 I believe I found us a quick way outta here. 678 01:00:36,929 --> 01:00:37,804 That's a U.S truck 679 01:00:37,888 --> 01:00:38,847 how did they get that? 680 01:00:39,097 --> 01:00:40,098 They just whacked the driver. 681 01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,726 Give me that before you get someone killed. 682 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,770 What am I suppose to do? 683 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,064 Blind them to death with my camera flash? 684 01:00:48,857 --> 01:00:49,733 Take this 685 01:00:50,567 --> 01:00:51,693 it's a purse. 686 01:00:52,945 --> 01:00:54,488 Ok here's what we do. 687 01:00:54,571 --> 01:00:55,781 Split the team in two 688 01:00:56,532 --> 01:00:57,324 and we'll flank them. 689 01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,034 But first we need a diversion. 690 01:01:00,285 --> 01:01:03,497 I think I might of just found one my little cock-a-leekie. 691 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,750 That fellow must have glands of pure steel. 692 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:07,417 What the fuck? 693 01:02:14,318 --> 01:02:15,027 ahh 694 01:02:15,777 --> 01:02:16,778 My favourite. 695 01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:17,613 Give it here! 696 01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:20,949 We lost a lot of good fucking men on this bastarding mission. 697 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:23,202 Here's to Doc 698 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:24,661 and Tam the Bam... 699 01:02:25,579 --> 01:02:26,705 and now Tucas 700 01:03:12,209 --> 01:03:13,460 Who are you waving at? 701 01:03:13,752 --> 01:03:15,838 Those nice gentlemen on the motorbikes, look. 702 01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:20,300 They're not on our side are they? 703 01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:28,267 Right you... 704 01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:28,851 Ohhh 705 01:03:30,644 --> 01:03:33,105 Hello my lovely, ho haw haw. 706 01:03:33,188 --> 01:03:34,565 Piss off puss face. 707 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,955 Aim for the bike, not the rider. 708 01:04:07,097 --> 01:04:07,598 Wooo! 709 01:04:07,723 --> 01:04:08,098 Yeah! 710 01:04:08,182 --> 01:04:08,724 Yeah! 711 01:04:08,974 --> 01:04:10,017 Fuck you asshole. 712 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:12,186 Don't pat your flaps just yet boys 713 01:04:12,269 --> 01:04:13,645 there's more of the bastards. 714 01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:14,146 Where? 715 01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:14,897 There! 716 01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:15,355 Argh! 717 01:04:20,152 --> 01:04:20,777 Stop the truck! 718 01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:26,700 Come on! 719 01:04:26,992 --> 01:04:27,701 What are you doing? 720 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,077 Come on Wakowski! 721 01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:48,222 GO! 722 01:04:48,305 --> 01:04:48,597 GO! 723 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:56,855 Are you ok? 724 01:04:57,189 --> 01:04:58,065 Hey Sarge uh 725 01:04:58,774 --> 01:04:59,691 you still got that uh 726 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:00,776 that big gun? 727 01:05:01,109 --> 01:05:01,735 You mean this one? 728 01:05:01,818 --> 01:05:02,194 oh 729 01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:06,615 It's not as big as his. 730 01:05:07,032 --> 01:05:07,574 As who's? 731 01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:09,576 That guy. 732 01:05:09,785 --> 01:05:10,452 OH FUCK! 733 01:05:40,148 --> 01:05:40,691 Right you 734 01:05:40,816 --> 01:05:41,275 OH! 735 01:05:54,955 --> 01:05:55,914 Bastard. 736 01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:01,378 This is as far as we go tit shits. 737 01:06:43,795 --> 01:06:44,296 Mother 738 01:06:44,379 --> 01:06:45,005 fucker! 739 01:06:48,217 --> 01:06:48,383 No 740 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:48,717 no 741 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,009 no 742 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:49,301 no 743 01:06:49,384 --> 01:06:49,801 no 744 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,223 The chemical infection has no effect on the body at all... 745 01:06:54,765 --> 01:06:56,141 The brain however 746 01:06:57,726 --> 01:07:00,479 They go down quicker than a Tayside trollop. 747 01:07:01,522 --> 01:07:03,440 Oh Christ, that's a doozy. 748 01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:06,401 I'm afraid the bite's too close to the main artery 749 01:07:06,610 --> 01:07:08,654 it's going to increase the spread of the infection. 750 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:09,613 The fuck are they? 751 01:07:09,696 --> 01:07:10,614 Vampires? 752 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:14,284 This is just a mere side effect of the weapon onboard that bomber. 753 01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:17,037 Seem to know a hell of a lot more than you are telling us asshole. 754 01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,665 That's why the British government's so interested in this. 755 01:07:19,748 --> 01:07:22,417 We can steal this technology and use it against them. 756 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:24,628 If we knew what kind of twisted bullshit you were up to 757 01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:26,672 I would of told you where to shove your mission. 758 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,715 Bloody Yankees have never won a war on your own... 759 01:07:30,801 --> 01:07:32,261 ohhhhh 760 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,763 ohhh oh ohhhhh 761 01:07:36,181 --> 01:07:37,391 ohhh ohhhhh 762 01:08:08,964 --> 01:08:09,840 You're one 763 01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:11,550 Ugly... 764 01:08:11,633 --> 01:08:12,467 Mother 765 01:08:12,551 --> 01:08:14,178 Fucker! 766 01:08:22,060 --> 01:08:22,603 Come! 767 01:08:22,895 --> 01:08:24,062 Herr Dynamite 768 01:08:25,314 --> 01:08:26,315 surrender 769 01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:28,984 You are not only out numbered 770 01:08:30,527 --> 01:08:31,695 but out gunned 771 01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:34,656 Throw down your weapons 772 01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:37,326 and we will treat your with the respect 773 01:08:37,951 --> 01:08:40,954 such a worthy adversary deserves. 774 01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:50,422 What the fuck? 775 01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,132 He can't be fucking serious 776 01:08:52,216 --> 01:08:53,509 Dick don't do it. 777 01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:54,843 Surrender? 778 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:57,262 Sounds like a great idea. 779 01:08:59,097 --> 01:08:59,765 Fuck! 780 01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:19,701 SO WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS SHOT DOWN MY BOMBER? 781 01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:21,870 Well... 782 01:09:21,954 --> 01:09:25,999 It was a rhetorical question you complete Kartofel Fotze. 783 01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:29,753 You complete arschlechs 784 01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:32,756 Foiled the biggest attack ever to hit the shores of America 785 01:09:33,257 --> 01:09:36,093 Thanks to you bunch of complete fuck-shits 786 01:09:36,552 --> 01:09:37,594 we were able to... 787 01:09:38,053 --> 01:09:39,847 retrieve this little baby... 788 01:09:40,264 --> 01:09:41,139 from the wreckage. 789 01:09:42,683 --> 01:09:43,225 It is... 790 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:44,226 Die Heilung 791 01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:48,647 the bargaining chip I need to turn the course of this war 792 01:09:49,064 --> 01:09:50,107 in my favour. 793 01:09:51,859 --> 01:09:53,402 Unless you plan to stick that up my ass... 794 01:09:53,485 --> 01:09:54,278 do your worst. 795 01:09:54,486 --> 01:09:55,445 perhaps later. 796 01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,772 What do you think they're doing to Dick and the chick? 797 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,860 Knowing Dick, he's probably putting his dick in a chick. 798 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,195 If one were to hazard a guess, I'd say... 799 01:12:00,445 --> 01:12:02,573 in a similar predicament to ourselves... 800 01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:03,782 in other words... 801 01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:05,659 up a paddle without a creek. 802 01:12:11,874 --> 01:12:12,457 DICK! 803 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:13,709 DICK! 804 01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:18,714 DICK! 805 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,424 DICK! 806 01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:21,508 DICK! 807 01:12:24,011 --> 01:12:25,053 Where are we? 808 01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:29,016 Those Nazi tosspots seem to have brought us to some old church. 809 01:12:45,616 --> 01:12:46,241 Well... 810 01:12:46,617 --> 01:12:48,118 if it isn't Nosferatu 811 01:12:48,452 --> 01:12:50,662 Funny you should say that Dick Dynamite 812 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:52,539 for there will be some blood 813 01:12:52,623 --> 01:12:53,874 about to be spilt. 814 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,834 What have you done with my men? 815 01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,294 At this precise moment 816 01:12:57,419 --> 01:13:00,380 your pitiful band of rebels are about to be executed. 817 01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:12,976 How about me and you go right now? 818 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,186 Toe to fuckin' Toe 819 01:13:14,269 --> 01:13:16,480 Man to man right here right fucking now. 820 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:18,482 How about you put the fuckin' gun down. 821 01:13:18,857 --> 01:13:18,982 Ow! 822 01:13:19,066 --> 01:13:19,441 You... 823 01:13:19,691 --> 01:13:20,817 motherfucker! 824 01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:22,694 Nazi fucking prick! 825 01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,157 Any last words? 826 01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,910 These are my last words. 827 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:33,789 I take comfort that this bullet will not harm an innocent man woman or child. 828 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:37,960 God bless my family. 829 01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:40,712 God bless my enemy. 830 01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:43,715 God bless America. 831 01:13:44,341 --> 01:13:45,634 Full stop. 832 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,699 Another one bites down on the dust. 833 01:14:09,157 --> 01:14:09,700 You see... 834 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,034 aside from you... 835 01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,622 And so... 836 01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:17,207 I shall leave you 837 01:14:17,374 --> 01:14:18,876 in the very capable hands 838 01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:19,334 of 839 01:14:19,418 --> 01:14:20,544 Fahig. 840 01:14:22,504 --> 01:14:24,840 Before we say our final farewells 841 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:26,300 I should like to leave you 842 01:14:26,508 --> 01:14:27,176 a special 843 01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:28,260 goodbye. 844 01:14:33,515 --> 01:14:34,183 Promise 845 01:14:34,641 --> 01:14:35,559 I'll kill you! 846 01:14:43,901 --> 01:14:44,776 Come on then 847 01:14:45,110 --> 01:14:46,195 do your worst. 848 01:14:50,782 --> 01:14:52,367 Don't you fucking touch her. 849 01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:53,577 No 850 01:15:21,313 --> 01:15:21,813 NO! 851 01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:22,606 NO! 852 01:15:23,565 --> 01:15:24,066 NO! 853 01:15:29,613 --> 01:15:30,072 NO! 854 01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:31,198 NO! 855 01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:32,407 JENNINGS! 856 01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:33,325 JENNINGS! 857 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:34,701 NO! 858 01:15:35,285 --> 01:15:36,328 NO! 859 01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:24,394 He is merely a child! 860 01:17:26,438 --> 01:17:27,231 MASTER! 861 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:40,619 Ahhh 862 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,538 Herr Dynamite 863 01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:44,873 so glad you could join us 864 01:17:45,123 --> 01:17:47,042 you're just in time to witness 865 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,002 the awesome power 866 01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:50,712 of die Heilung. 867 01:17:52,047 --> 01:17:53,549 Who would've thought that the 868 01:17:53,715 --> 01:17:55,217 introduction of a chemical 869 01:17:55,342 --> 01:17:56,718 so volatile 870 01:17:56,927 --> 01:17:58,971 would have rendered one under it's control 871 01:17:59,263 --> 01:18:00,681 so much more... 872 01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:03,725 controllable. 873 01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:06,353 After all 874 01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:08,981 what use is a soldier 875 01:18:09,439 --> 01:18:12,317 who does not recognise his superiors. 876 01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:14,194 Now... 877 01:18:14,653 --> 01:18:15,654 my child 878 01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:19,867 Kill Dick Dynamite! 879 01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:35,799 Bravo! 880 01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:37,801 Herr Dynamite... 881 01:18:38,343 --> 01:18:39,219 Bravo! 882 01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:42,264 You have just killed 883 01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:45,142 an innocent child 884 01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:46,977 in the eyes 885 01:18:48,687 --> 01:18:50,105 of God. 886 01:19:05,746 --> 01:19:07,122 Told you I'd kill you. 887 01:19:09,082 --> 01:19:10,584 With a touch of flair. 888 01:19:13,712 --> 01:19:14,338 Halt 889 01:19:14,838 --> 01:19:16,757 you will not touch Herr Dynamite 890 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:19,176 until I give the command. 891 01:19:30,604 --> 01:19:31,146 Shtacker 892 01:19:31,605 --> 01:19:32,147 tonight... 893 01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:33,398 one of us dies. 894 01:19:33,482 --> 01:19:34,525 Arschgeige! 895 01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:37,819 What do you think this is? 896 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:38,904 some kind of movie! 897 01:19:39,738 --> 01:19:40,531 In real life 898 01:19:40,614 --> 01:19:41,532 the bad guy 899 01:19:41,698 --> 01:19:43,408 always wins! 900 01:20:09,518 --> 01:20:12,354 You bible bashing Nazi son of a BITCH! 901 01:20:17,609 --> 01:20:19,403 What's the difference 902 01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:21,613 between Dick Dynamite 903 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,031 and a Russian whore? 904 01:20:23,156 --> 01:20:24,783 About twenty bucks. 905 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:30,122 You can get one extra finger 906 01:20:30,205 --> 01:20:31,415 in Dick. 907 01:21:03,113 --> 01:21:04,489 Prost! 908 01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:07,492 Let's kill this Fotze once and for alles. 909 01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:09,536 Folgen Mir! 910 01:21:15,918 --> 01:21:16,835 Time... 911 01:21:17,294 --> 01:21:18,170 to die. 912 01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:31,642 You doing alright there Sarge? 913 01:21:35,979 --> 01:21:37,064 Thanks Brooklyn. 914 01:21:37,231 --> 01:21:37,981 Uh uh baby 915 01:21:38,065 --> 01:21:39,525 you ain't got me to thank 916 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,151 Wakowski here... 917 01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:43,987 well his balls just fucking dropped. 918 01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:44,947 You should of seen him 919 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:45,572 he went bat shit crazy 920 01:21:45,656 --> 01:21:46,031 he went bat shit crazy No 921 01:21:46,114 --> 01:21:46,573 he went bat shit crazy 922 01:21:46,657 --> 01:21:46,990 Grrrr 923 01:21:47,074 --> 01:21:48,242 he went ball shit fuckin crazy. 924 01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:49,493 he went ball shit fuckin crazy. GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK! 925 01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:51,703 GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK! 926 01:21:55,332 --> 01:21:55,707 FUCK YOU! 927 01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:56,708 YOU NAZI FUCK! 928 01:21:56,792 --> 01:21:57,668 YOU WANT SOME TOO? 929 01:21:58,168 --> 01:21:59,294 YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED WITH ME 930 01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:01,421 YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED WITH MEE! 931 01:22:07,177 --> 01:22:08,053 What do we do now? 932 01:22:08,178 --> 01:22:09,888 There's too many of those fuckin' zombie creeps 933 01:22:09,972 --> 01:22:10,597 we gotta go 934 01:22:10,681 --> 01:22:11,348 NOW! 935 01:22:13,559 --> 01:22:16,478 They pushed this fuckin' peckerwood too fuckin' far 936 01:22:16,562 --> 01:22:19,231 and what they got was a wild fuckin' animal. 937 01:22:19,314 --> 01:22:21,275 I love this fucking new fucking guy. 938 01:22:21,608 --> 01:22:22,484 Listen Dick! 939 01:22:22,568 --> 01:22:24,152 we gotta get the fuck outta here. 940 01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:29,283 Come on Dick 941 01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:30,117 it's time to go 942 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:30,492 go 943 01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:31,159 GO! 944 01:22:35,038 --> 01:22:36,707 Save your voice Master. 945 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:41,044 Those huns have been stockpiling munitions... 946 01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:43,088 Weapons 947 01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:45,132 in our basement 948 01:22:46,049 --> 01:22:47,426 they have enough ordnance 949 01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:50,179 to stop a small army... 950 01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:53,223 Dick Dynamite. 951 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:55,559 Make sure you... 952 01:23:08,363 --> 01:23:09,281 Come on Dick... 953 01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:12,159 it's time to go. 954 01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:26,381 Our father 955 01:23:27,049 --> 01:23:28,467 who art in Heaven 956 01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:30,886 Hallowed be thy name 957 01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:35,557 Please see that your hand guides Dick Dynamite 958 01:23:35,849 --> 01:23:38,852 on his path of righteous retribution 959 01:23:39,645 --> 01:23:41,855 upon his crusade against these 960 01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:43,315 Unholy 961 01:23:43,649 --> 01:23:45,234 abominations 962 01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,819 and the masters who created them. 963 01:23:49,196 --> 01:23:51,823 May he never be overcome by evil 964 01:23:51,907 --> 01:23:53,867 but be a force for good. 965 01:23:54,618 --> 01:23:55,702 And Lord... 966 01:23:56,703 --> 01:23:57,788 Punish those 967 01:23:57,871 --> 01:23:59,122 BASTARDS 968 01:24:00,123 --> 01:24:01,416 for their judgment 969 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,377 is nigh. 970 01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:12,261 Dig in boys. 971 01:24:25,816 --> 01:24:29,278 What the fuck is it with these European broads and their hairy fuckin' pits? 972 01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:43,166 Hey Hey Heeey 973 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:46,753 check out the fucking size of this mother fucker. 974 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:49,464 You know I... 975 01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:50,966 I think Dicks is bigger. 976 01:25:07,524 --> 01:25:08,150 Really Dick? 977 01:25:09,151 --> 01:25:10,277 Burning books... 978 01:25:10,944 --> 01:25:11,945 You know if you do that 979 01:25:12,029 --> 01:25:13,363 you're no better than them. 980 01:25:16,617 --> 01:25:18,035 No... I'm worse. 981 01:25:21,288 --> 01:25:22,122 You guys go ahead. 982 01:25:22,206 --> 01:25:23,081 I'll catch up. 983 01:25:24,374 --> 01:25:25,709 Come on, let's get 'em. 63093

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