Original subtitles

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

♪ What do you get when you fall in love? ♪

♪ A guy with a pin to burst your bubble ♪

♪ That's what you get for all your trouble ♪

♪ I'll... ♪

♪ never fall in love again ♪

Take a deep breath

and start at the beginning. ♪ never fall in love again ♪

♪ Dont' tell me ♪

Tell them how we first met. ♪ what's it ♪

- Hi.- Hi. ♪ all about ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out ♪

Alex Stewart? ♪ Out of those chains ♪

♪ those chains ♪

Tell them that ♪ that bind you that is ♪

ever since we shared our dreams... ♪ why I'm here to remind you ♪

♪ What do you get when you fall in love? ♪

I had a dream last night.

Rosie? Rosie, it's time. ♪ I'll never fall in love again ♪

♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! ♪

- ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! - Piss off! ♪

- Excellent! - Fantastic!

♪ In a little while from now ♪

♪ If I'm not feeling any less sour ♪

♪ I promise myself to treat myself ♪

♪ And visit a nearby tower ♪

♪ And climbing to the top ♪

♪ Will throw myself off ♪

♪ In an effort to ♪

♪ Make it clear to whoever ♪

♪ Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered ♪

♪ Left standing in the lurch at a church ♪

♪ Were people saying, My God, that's tough she stood him up ♪

♪ No point in us remaining ♪

♪ We may as well go home ♪

♪ As I did on my own ♪

♪ Alone again, naturally ♪

♪ It seems to me that there are more hearts ♪

♪ Broken in the world that can't be mended ♪

♪ Left unattended ♪

♪ What do we do ♪

♪ Alone again, naturally ♪

Oh, no!

Pleased to see me?

I'm gonna Google them right now.

♪ I feel worried that my brain ♪

- Hi-five! - Boo! ♪ is just a fool in your sick game ♪

♪ So I will never open my heart ♪

♪ I try to express ♪

♪ how I feel ♪

♪ But it changes every day ♪

♪ and so I'm finding it hard ♪

♪ Let's take life nice and easy ♪

♪ We could go somewhere breezy ♪

♪ But it gets so complicated ♪

♪ Everyone I fucking hated is in this room! ♪

♪ To a higher plane! ♪

Wait a minute. You did what?

Come on. Let's get you hitched.

♪ Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and reminiscing ♪

♪ Especially when I have to watch other people kissin' ♪

♪ And I remember when you started callin' me your missus ♪

♪ All the play fightin', all the flirtatious disses ♪

♪ I'd tell you sad stories about my childhood ♪

♪ I don't know why I trusted you but I knew that I could ♪

♪ We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt ♪

♪ I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt ♪

♪ Dreams, dreams ♪

♪ Of when we had just started things ♪

♪ Dreams of you and me ♪

♪ And it seems, it seems ♪

♪ That I can't shake those memories ♪

♪ I wonder if you have the same dreams too ♪

♪ The littlest things that take me there ♪

♪ I know it sounds lame but it's so true ♪

♪ I know it's not right, but it seems unfair ♪

♪ The things are reminding me of you ♪

♪ Sometimes I wish we could just pretend ♪

♪ Even if only for one weekend ♪

♪ So come on, Tell me is this... ♪

♪ ...the end? ♪

♪ Dreams, dreams ♪

♪ Of when we had just started things ♪

Do you like this?

Katie, would you please?

♪ ...it seems, it seems ♪

♪ That I can't shake those memories ♪

♪ I wonder if you feel the same way too ♪

- SALLY ON PHONE: Hello? - Sally…

Let's go, come on.

♪ I'm confessin' ♪

Rosie, ♪ that I love you ♪

you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart, ♪ Tell me, do you ♪

someone who'll Always be there for you, ♪ love me, too? ♪

and who'll love every part of you... ♪ Yes, I'm confessin' ♪

♪ that I need you ♪

♪ Honest I do ♪

♪ need you every hour ♪

♪ In your eyes I read such strange things ♪

♪ But your lips deny they're true ♪

♪ Will your answer ♪

♪ really change things ♪

Mum! I'm not going without my grey skinny jeans! ♪ Making... ♪

All right! I'll get them for you! ♪ me so blue? ♪

"Rosie, you deserve someone who..."

♪ Look inside ♪

♪ Look inside your tiny mind ♪

♪ Now look a bit harder ♪

♪ 'Cause we're so uninspired ♪

♪ so sick and tired ♪

♪ of all the hatred ♪

Rosie! Rosie? What are you going to say? ♪ you harbor ♪

♪ Do you ♪

♪ Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful? ♪

♪ 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be you're losing ♪

♪ control of it ♪ Fuck!

♪ and it's really distasteful ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

♪ Fuck you very, very much ♪

♪ 'Cause we hate what you do ♪

♪ And we hate your whole crew ♪

♪ So please don't stay in touch ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

♪ Fuck you very, very much ♪

♪ 'Cause your words don't translate and it's getting quite late ♪

♪ So please don't stay in touch ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

"Rosie,"

I think your cushion just burst.

♪ Suddenly I see (suddenly I see) ♪

♪ This is what I wanna be ♪

♪ Suddenly I see (suddenly I see) ♪

♪ Why the hell ♪

Slow down! I'm not wearing a sports bra! ♪ it means so much to me ♪

OK, you guys, get your stuff! ♪ (suddenly I see) This is what I wanna be ♪

Katie move it! ♪ Suddenly I see ♪

I'm coming, I'm coming! ♪ (suddenly I see) ♪

Ruby, come on!

♪ Why the hell ♪

♪ it means so much to me ♪

And you thought the flight was rough.

Well, bye.

OK.

♪ Getting brushed up for the cage ♪

♪ Much too pretty for case fighting ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ that you know ♪

♪ Live your life with grace ♪

♪ I know that you know ♪

Cheers!