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Bad news.
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Yeah, if it's about being
out of mini donuts,
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I'm aware, and I'm not happy.
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No, you know how I'm supposed
to show those model homes today?
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I've been talking about
it for the last 2 weeks
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so I can finally prove
myself to Mr. Kaufman.
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My boss?
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OK.
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Anyway, I totally forgot.
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We're supposed to meet with
Steve, our financial adviser.
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Do you ever listen
to me when I talk?
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Do you? You're really boring,
I gotta tell you.
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Doug, I really need you
to listen to me right now.
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All right, I'll
give it a whirl. Go.
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I need you to take
our tax refund check
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and sit with Steve and
talk about investments.
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Wouldn't I be more useful
doing something I'm good at,
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like soda shopping
or lying down?
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Come on. I need you to take
an interest in our finances.
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Now, there's a bunch
of investments here.
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I'm sure you can find something
you can get excited about, OK?
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Tell Steve I'm sorry
I couldn't make it.
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Who's Steve?
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Our financial guy.
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I'm kidding.
I'm joking around.
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You weren't joking, were you?
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No, I wasn't.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm supposed to be
showing a model home.
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No, this is it.
Come on in.
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The kids and I are just
watching the 40-year-old virgin.
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It's raunchy, but doggone,
it sure is funny.
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Carrie, good, you're here.
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Uh, Mr. Kaufman.
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Who are these people?
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They're professional actors
pretending to be a family.
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Oh, OK.
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Question answered.
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It's called home staging.
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When potential buyers see a
family living in the house,
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it helps them envision
themselves living here.
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Excuse me, Carrie.
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Hello.
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Oh, damn it.
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All right.
I'll take care of it.
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It's bad news.
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Our mom isn't showing up.
She just booked a C.S.I.
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All right. Well, single
dad. Nothing wrong with that.
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Nothing wrong with the
breakdown of the American family?
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You know, we are really
not here today, are we?
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Carrie...
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You've gotta be the mom.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am much better at selling.
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Besides, I am way too young to be
playing someone with kids that age.
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I think you can
get away with it.
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Wealth building annuities.
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That's stupid.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing?
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He's saving my place.
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Hey, no back cutsies.
Everybody knows that.
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Believe this guy?
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Unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, can I get an eskimo pie
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and an orange push pop?
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I like the push pop.
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You gotta work to get it.
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A lot of people don't want to
put in the time, but not this guy.
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Hurray for you.
That's 2.50.
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You really, uh,
you really selling this truck?
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Sure am.
My name's Cal.
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Would you, uh...
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Would you say this is a, uh...
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Good investment?
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Good enough to buy me
a condo in Florida.
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Huh.
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Come on.
I had a really hard day.
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Just keep your
eyes closed. Come on.
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All right, get ready.
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OK.
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And open 'em.
Ta-da!
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Please tell me there's an ice
cream man using our bathroom.
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Oh, there's an ice cream man,
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but he's not using
our bathroom.
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He's standing right here.
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Where I am.
What I'm saying,
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I'm the ice cream man.
I am.
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What?
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I took our refund check
and I bought this truck.
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Doug, you threw away $3,000.
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You told me to invest in
something I'd be excited about.
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Well, guess what?
I'm excited.
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Yeah, I bet you are excited.
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How much of it
did you eat already?
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None, OK?
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That's rule one
in the ice cream game.
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You don't get high
on your own supply.
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Oh, my god. I think
it's really gonna happen.
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I'm actually gonna
kill you this time.
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Would you stop? I thought
this out, believe me.
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I get done with
my IPS route at 4:00,
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and then I hit the
streets in this bad boy.
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You don't know anything
about the ice cream business.
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I'm on top of it.
I looked at his books.
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I saw his
profit margin. Huh?
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I got a list
of all his suppliers.
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It's gonna work.
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Yes.
Really?
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Carrie, I'm telling you,
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you're gonna be
proud of me. I swear.
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I don't know, maybe... maybe
this could be your thing.
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This is definitely my thing.
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Now, come on.
Let's ride this truck
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to an early retirement, huh?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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And you wanted
to marry a doctor.
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Hey, who wants to play
a board game?
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I do, daddy.
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Sounds great.
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How about you, honey?
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I'm OK. Thanks.
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All right. You guys
pick out a game.
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I'm gonna make us
some popcorn.
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OK.
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Uh, you know, Carrie,
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we were hired to act
like a family here.
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And mom is reading a magazine,
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and then she's gonna go
outside and have a cigarette.
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Oh, let's play Monopoly.
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Nah. I want outburst.
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I don't wanna play outburst.
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Because you suck
at it, dumb-ass.
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Hey, the casting director said
you weren't allowed to curse.
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Well, if you weren't a
dumb-ass, I wouldn't have to.
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You quit it. Brace-face.
OK, quit it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I just read the same
sentence 5 times,
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and I still don't know how
Heidi Klum lost the baby weight.
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Now quit the yapping.
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But he cursed at me.
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OK, listen...
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Charlotte, yes.
Charlotte.
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He's only doing that
to push your buttons,
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so stop letting it bother you,
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and... boy...
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Kenny.
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Kenny will stop
doing it, all right?
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Now here's how
it's gonna go down.
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- You're gonna play Monopoly...
- But--
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You're gonna play Monopoly.
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Yeah, that's right. That's
for the dumb-ass comment.
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Hey! And if you
want to roll your eyes,
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you can roll 'em
right up those stairs,
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'cause I ain't having that
down here, buddy.
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OK, you come with the house?
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I'm sorry. What?
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If you can handle my kids
the way you handled those two,
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I'd come in at over
asking price.
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Ah, thank you.
You're welcome.
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Oh, all right.
I'll play.
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All right. You got a fudgesicle,
some gummy rolls, and a bomb pop.
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Now, you're not
driving, are you?
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Ice cream and comedy.
Tell your friends.
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All right, man, step up.
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I'll have a vanilla
drumstick, please.
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Excuse me.
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Drumstick?
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Oh, yeah. That's the guy
that usually has this spot.
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Oh?
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Yeah, well, you know, you
snooze, you lose, right?
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Hey, it's me. You're
probably not home yet.
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Just wanted to let you know
I reeled in about $500 today
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and a hello kitty notebook.
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Susie was
a little low on cash.
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All right.
See you later.
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Oh, you wanna go?
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Let's go.
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Dammit!
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What's happening?
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Fresh baked cookies.
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Wow.
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Those smell great.
185
00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,658
Hey, how'd you do
on that science test?
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85.
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70.
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All right.
Go hit the books, buddy.
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When you get those grades up,
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we'll talk about
getting you that dirt bike.
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Hey, char-char.
You want some cookies, babe?
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OK. Sure.
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Hey, you.
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Is everything OK?
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I don't know.
196
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There's this really
cute boy in school.
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Michael?
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Yeah.
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But he likes Donna Pisani.
200
00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:44,224
Well, just make him
like you instead.
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How?
202
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,162
Well, you just start a nasty
rumor about the other girl.
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You know, she's a skank
or she's poor.
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Could be anything really.
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And before you know it, you'll
be wearing his varsity jacket.
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Really?
207
00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,860
Yeah. How do you think
I landed your dad?
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00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:10,651
Bob, I think it's time to
take somebody bra shopping.
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Oh, my god.
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00:11:11,853 --> 00:11:13,654
Aw, come on.
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Yahtzee!
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Here you go.
Candy necklace, huh?
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Who's that for,
your girlfriend?
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No, it's for me.
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Hey, that's OK, too.
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All right, I gotta take
a little bathroom break,
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so who wants to watch
the truck?
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Yeah, ain't gonna happen.
219
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Bones, you.
Get up there.
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Sheesh!
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Oh, good.
You're home.
222
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Hey, what do we have
weapon-wise?
223
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I don't know. Listen,
I want to talk to you.
224
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
225
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You know how I've been working
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at this model home
the last couple days?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
228
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Well... oh, my god.
229
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I'm kind of embarrassed
to even say it out loud.
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Wiffleball bat. What the
hell am I gonna do with that?
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But, look, I know it's not
real and I'm just pretending,
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but I'm actually
starting to enjoy it.
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I like being a mom.
234
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I like having a husband who
tucks his shirt in, you know?
235
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I like having a skylight
over the sink.
236
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Doing dishes...
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It's a Joy.
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I know I'm not crazy.
I'm not.
239
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But it's just that it's
getting harder and harder
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not to fall into
this fantasy and-
241
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:01,505
what are you doing?
242
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:04,174
I'm kicking ass
and taking names.
243
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:08,011
Doug, I am trying
to talk to you here.
244
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I'm happy in the model home,
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happier than I am here.
246
00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:13,850
I'm falling in love
with my fake family.
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Quick, get down!
248
00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:23,043
What is going on?
249
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,880
I'm being stalked
by Mr. Soft Serve.
250
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:27,680
What?
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Don't worry.
252
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He's got the upper hand now,
253
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:31,869
but I'm thinking on it,
254
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:34,371
and soon the hunter's
gonna become the hunted.
255
00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:36,006
Yeah.
256
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,526
Doug?
257
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:42,428
I need you to give me
a reason to stay.
258
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,719
I gotta pee again.
259
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,686
Keep low.
260
00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:19,866
OK.
261
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,168
Next time, check
for the big open door.
262
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,225
There they are.
263
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:11,260
Oh.
264
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:12,462
Hey, Carrie.
265
00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:13,797
Hey, fun idea.
266
00:17:13,864 --> 00:17:16,916
Today at lunch, let's all
get matching shirts.
267
00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:22,422
Actually, I already
have lunch plans.
268
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,090
Oh. Well, change 'em, baby.
Come on.
269
00:17:24,158 --> 00:17:26,560
We have to spend time
as a family.
270
00:17:26,627 --> 00:17:29,463
Before you know it, you guys are
gonna be out of the house and...
271
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:32,232
Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
272
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:34,951
Hey, save some room,
273
00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:38,421
'cause I'm making
blueberry muffins.
274
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:42,091
Bob...
275
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,628
Who's that woman?
276
00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:48,098
Uh, this is Cheryl.
277
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:52,202
Casting sent her over,
so you're off the hook.
278
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,520
What?
279
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:55,154
Hey, Carrie.
280
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:57,457
Oh, Mr. Kaufman.
281
00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:58,885
I guess they sent over
another mom,
282
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,144
but you know what?
Actually, I'm fine doing it.
283
00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:02,212
That's all right, Carrie.
284
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:05,348
I came to take you
back to the office.
285
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:08,201
Mr. Kaufman,
I'm not a quitter.
286
00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,002
Hon, why don't you
give me back the apron.
287
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,488
Oh, that's OK.
288
00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:14,090
No. Give it back to me
or I'm gonna take you down.
289
00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:17,810
Yes? Carrie, I really think...
290
00:18:17,878 --> 00:18:20,680
No. Mr. Kaufman,
this is not fair to Bob,
291
00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:22,515
especially
Charlotte and Kenny,
292
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,050
to change moms like this.
293
00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:27,820
I mean, you don't have to be Oprah
to know that's gonna mess 'em up.
294
00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:31,040
The truth is...
295
00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:33,443
You're being replaced because
296
00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:36,063
they complained about you.
297
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,015
What?
298
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:40,083
I'll wait for you in the car.
299
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:44,955
So you did this?
300
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,490
It's just...
301
00:18:46,557 --> 00:18:49,826
You made us feel
a little uncomfortable,
302
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:54,998
you know, with the kisses
and the family naps.
303
00:18:57,368 --> 00:18:58,968
And you guys are OK with this?
304
00:18:59,036 --> 00:19:01,538
I mean, you want her to
be the mom and not me?
305
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,206
Uh-huh.
306
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:07,276
You were cool until you
kind of went all nutbar.
307
00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,061
Did I go nutbar,
Kenny? Really?
308
00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:10,609
Because you didn't think
I went nutbar
309
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:12,131
when I got that
splinter out for you.
310
00:19:12,199 --> 00:19:13,817
And you had no problem
with the nutbar
311
00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:15,819
when I was doing
your math homework.
312
00:19:15,886 --> 00:19:19,072
I got a check minus minus.
313
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,491
That is not the point, OK?
314
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:24,093
The point is everything
I did I did with love.
315
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,362
And this is the thanks I get?
Well, that's fine, OK?
316
00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:28,189
If this is what you want,
then forget it, OK?
317
00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:30,934
No more cookies, no more
advice, and no more of this.
318
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:34,071
Yeah, Bob, you didn't think I
caught you enjoying that view?
319
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:36,206
Because I did.
320
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:37,823
Carrie...
321
00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,992
I'm gay.
322
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,301
How much more
am I supposed to take?
323
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:53,423
I can only give you $1,200.
324
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:55,725
But I paid you 3,000.
325
00:19:57,244 --> 00:19:58,278
Fine.
326
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:03,383
Hey, kid.
327
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,151
Yeah?
328
00:20:05,219 --> 00:20:06,770
Catch.
329
00:20:08,606 --> 00:20:10,173
Thanks.
330
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:17,997
Hey, this truck
really for sale?
331
00:20:18,065 --> 00:20:19,248
Sure is.
332
00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:22,285
My name is Cal.
Pleased to meet you.
333
00:20:22,352 --> 00:20:24,387
You know, it's a great
little investment.
334
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,923
It got me a condo in Florida.
335
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,524
A condo? Nice.
336
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,385
Fresh baked cookies.
337
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,736
So sweet. Mmm.
338
00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,608
You still wanna play Monopoly?
339
00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,743
I'm gonna go have a cigarette.
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