Original subtitles

Praying for my wishes

With so much difficulty

Look, I am here, to my leader

I won't go empty handed

No, I won't go

I am sitting here begging for my wish

What took you so long, brother?

There was some trouble in the parking lot, that made me late.

You stay with Arham here, I'll go inside and pray for my wishes.

Sure, go ahead.

If you want to pray for a wish, why don't you come inside too?

I am a lover myself, why would I need to go inside?

I mean, I'll take care of Arham here, you go inside and pray for your wish.

You, naughty, you.

I have come to your doorstep oh, my leader

I have brought my sorrows With me oh, my leader

Oh, my leader

Only you know my pain

Oh, my leader

Only you know my pain

I have come to your doorstep oh, my leader

I have brought my sorrows With me oh, my leader

Oh, my leader

Only you know my pain

Oh, my leader

Only you know my pain

Everything all right? Even after praying for your wish you seem sad.

My dear, if you wish for something than have faith too.

You know how cruel the world is, brother.

After Arham's dad passed away, if you hadn't supported us

what could have we done?

Just don't get worried, dear,

with God's will, I'm going to get Arham treated from a foreign country.

I'll get him rid of this fatal disease.

One day, you'll see him walking on his legs.

Just listen to me once, dear,

take your leave from the soil of Bulleh Shah, and come with me.

No, brother, Arham's father is no more,

but it's my duty to take care of his elderly parents.

And I can't leave that home where his memories are scattered all around.

I wish every brother gets a sister like you.

But at least give me permission to take Arham to my home sometimes.

He brightens my home. He is a blessing for my home.

Arham is just like your son.

You can take him with you whenever you feel like.

Bless you, my child, come get in the car.

My dear, my life!

This is a story from Lahore.

Of the lovers of Lahore.

There are three kinds of Lahoris,

first, who is looking for a girl to get married,

second, who has found a girl but he is still trying to convince her,

and third, who has gotten married and now regrets it.

Super Punjabi is a story of three such Punjabis

whose lives come to a point

where all their planning gets upside down.

-Pray for me, man. -Pray for what?

That I find a pretty girl here today

and my quest ends.

If my prayers had any effect, wouldn't have I found someone yet?

Why do you need to get married?

Am I Karan Johar?

No, what I meant was

that there are many girls for you.

You are a good looking, handsome man,

and among all us friends you are the most educated one.

And with that, you don't have anyone else in your family,

-what else do girls want? -No.

It's important to see what girls want,

but what I want is most important.

-Yeah. -Okay.

So, what kind of a girl do you want?

Oh!

A girl must be someone like when she comes,

it seems that after a load-shedding of 6 hours the power is restored.

She might be pretty,

but she shall have confidence over her competence.

She might not be fashionable, but she should have a fashion sense.

She shouldn't think of this world too much

and care the least what people think of her.

Not a girl, you fool, she should be a walking gale.

-Excuse me? -Yes?

Can you please tell me in which farmhouse

is Honey and Mehru's engagement taking place?

You may go to any farmhouse I will bring both of them there.

What?

What, what?

-Leave it. -Don't leave.

I'll manage, thank you.

Did you see that girl's tantrums?

Don't call her a girl,

call her your sister in law.

Come.

Don't keep your hopes to high For no reason

I have dealt with many before

Those bit by the glory of my eyes Aren't even able to ask for water

Be it a Sheikh or a Jatt

Don't keep your hopes to high For no reason

I have dealt with many before

Those bit by the glory of my eyes Aren't even able to ask for water

Be it a Sheikh or a Jatt

I won't tell you again and again that The heart is more precious than gold

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

Who left the gates open To the heavens

You have come straight To the world to dance

You don't know me I'm Punjab's young man

The girls seek to get their hearts together with mine

Who left the gates open To the heavens

You have come straight To the world to dance

You don't know me I'm Punjab's young man

The girls seek to get their hearts together with mine

If you are getting proposals from England My range is foreign too

You won't get a better deal in exchanging hearts Make a deal with me, dear

You won't get a better deal in exchanging hearts Take it quickly, dear

You might be a duke among your friends

You might be driving around Lahore In expensive cars

You might be a duke among your friends

You might be driving around Lahore In expensive cars

I earn and spend myself The heart is more precious than gold

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

I confess my love for you

Just think over it carefully

Oh you pretty one, you won't find someone like me again

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

You won't get a better deal in exchanging hearts Make a deal with me, dear

You can't get it in your budget The heart is more precious than gold

You won't get a better deal in exchanging hearts Take it quickly, dear

The heart is more precious than gold

Hello.

What's up. Remember, we both just danced together inside?

Yes? What can I do for you?

I want your number.

Yes, sure, please write down.

-I'll write it on my heart, please go ahead. -9.

Sorry? Not your shoe-size, I was asking for your phone number.

But why?

Look, if you won't share your number with me,

how am I going to send you good morning messages, right?

Yeah right, you got me.

I asked you, why?

Why shall I share my number with you?

Okay, I've got two options for you.

What kind of options?

Look, if you will give me your number,

I will send you messages for good morning, good evening and good night.

After that we'll start talking.

Then we'll go for the movies, dinner, lunch,

and when we both know each other well I am going to propose you.

And what about the other option?

The other option is simple, don't give me your number,

give me your address instead.

I'll take my proposal to your home and will be my own advocate.

And I'm sure that I will win this case.

So after we get married, we can do all that then too,

like after marriage, when we will get together?

That movies and all, you know.

Yes? No? May be? Anything?

-Please, excuse me. -Sorry?

At lease answer me what I asked, listen!

Man!

I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm an interior designer.

And if you or any of your acquaintances

want to get their house or office decorated than you can...

-call me? -Of course! Of course, I will call you. Yes!

Thank you. Thanks.

Yes!

Way to go, man!

Come on!

Please go and freshen up, I am going to make breakfast.

I got fresh as soon as I saw you.

I know very well what you mean.

But in your lovey dovey our breakfast will be skipped.

You'll be late.

And your boss don't like the employs who arrive late.

Whoa, whoa, excuse me, let me correct you, madam.

I'm not just an employ.

I am the financial consultant.

But all this that we have is because of him only.

Wrong. I invest his money in international companies.

He earns billions from there. And if he gives us

a few hundred thousands from them to us, he is not doing us a favor.

All right, now please go and freshen up.

I have to get ready and I am getting late for work too, please let's go.

How much more ready do you have to get?

-Take me, let's go. -Let's go.

-Come on. -Let's go.

-Come. -You go on.

-No you come. -You come, please.

This Jutt won't come, you will have to come yourself.

Come on, come!

Look, I can't accept defeat and I can't see you losing either,

so, I'm ready to lift you up. Come on.

-Okay, you won, Mr. Jutt. -I know.

-Come on, trust me, come on! -No, not like this.

-No! -I can lift you, I swear, let's try once.

-No! Are you sure? -Come on.

-Good morning! -Good morning.

Let me just take a bite.

-You're the best. -Is it good?

-But you...? -I love you, okay, bye.

I love you too. Hello?

Come on, at least have your breakfast properly.

Okay.

Now where are my keys?

What would have I done if you weren't there.

That's why I tell you

that if you have got a pretty wife

just value her.

Don't I do it, young girl?

Do you want me to call you mama now?

How many times have I told you not to call me that.

That sounds so cheap.

I can't to all that coquetry, like,

hello, baby, how are you?

Do one thing, just go to work.

If you'll get late, you put the blame on me for that too,

okay, you should go.

I mean you think I'm Khan and you are the former government,

that whatever goes wrong I will put the blame on you?

Don't you dare!

Don't say anything against Khan, he is my favorite.

Not just yours, he is the favorite of all idle girls.

-Jealous? -Why jealous?

Because he is smarter and more fit than you.

It isn't enough to just be smart and fit, got it?

One should know how to mop, clean, do the dishes and laundry.

Yeah okay, just go now.

You should go now.

-Okay, listen. -What?

My sister is coming from Karachi with her husband.

I will have to do their dishes too today.

Yeah right.

Look at me, just look... Come, come.

-How are you doing? -Greetings, dear, Sakhi.

Oh, what the hell!

Anyway, tell me, how's it going?

With my master's kindness and God's blessings, everything is going great.

Is sir's mood okay?

Madam Zara is here these days.

When she is here, sir's mood always stays good.

I just had to get some bills signed from the factory that I got done.

You may write it up somewhere,

this madam Zara of yours,

one day she will let your sir's horses loose.

What's the use of this much education when one can't even talk properly?

But you got what I mean, don't you? You horse.

Taunting me.

Hello, yeah.

How are you doing, Mr. Chauhdry?

Forget about that, where is Mr. Gill?

He is in an important meeting, don't know when he will get free.

You have your juice, please.

Oh, these eyes. These eyes have destroyed me.

Now that you have opened your eyes, I got fortunate.

You got fortunate the day you had met me.

Oh!

I can't forget that moment all my life.

You were wearing such a beautiful, red color top.

It was a shirt, not a top.

Yeah the same, bush shirt.

Why do you need to make this sound?

Do you think I am playing Punjabi songs on the speaker

and dancing on them?

Sir, Mr. Waraich is here and asking for you again and again.

And Mr.Sakhi is here too.

Go and tell them that I'll get ready in 10 minutes and come.

Sure, sir.

Now what?

When are you getting rid of this Sakhi?

My dear, I am giving him a notice at the end of this month.

-Just don't worry. -I am not worried,

but the day he cons you for billions of Rupees and runs away,

don't you come crying to me then.

For God's sake,

you have given all the responsibility of your business and property to him.

How much earning there has been, how much has he invested?

He isn't answerable to any one.

My dear, I am going to direct him,

he will share all the accounts with you from now on.

Relax.

I'm going to freshen up, you shall come too in 10 minutes.

Please.

Thank you.

You, naughty, you.

Greetings, sir.

Oh, please carry on with your work. No need to stand up when I'm here.

Don't paint me as a cruel land lord,

-I'm a soft person. -No, sir, you're right.

I was just making entries of the last week.

I just noticed, sir, that

there is a difference of around 8 million.

Yeah, sit.

I remember, I have bought a necklace worth 8 million for Zara.

She has got the receipt, I'll get it from her and give you.

Sir, if you don't mind, can I say something?

Say 10 things, I will mind if I don't like any of them.

Do I owe you anything? Don't I pay you your salary on time every month?

The thing is, that for the last 10 months or so

you have given 120 million altogether, to Ms. Zara.

She hasn't given account for a single penny yet.

You fool, Zara is my love.

Would I look good taking accounts from my lover?

Don't try to become my elder.

As you wish, sir.

-I was just... -There you go, Zara is here.

Take this receipt and show it to your accountant.

What are you looking at?

The receipt is fake, sir.

What? What nonsense?

The thing is, madam, that the receipt you have given me

you have given this to me earlier as well.

I called the gold smith, sir.

You said, you bought bangles worth 4 million,

but he said you haven't.

He said we don't have any bangles, nor is it our receipt.

And the necklace you are wearing, claiming it to be worth 8 million,

isn't it fake?

It must be around 20,000-25,000/- Rupees. Right, madam?

And how much did you give, sir? 8 million.

Hey, hello, talk to me .

He gave me the 8 million.

You mean to say that I embezzled it?

I have told you so many times, sir,

If you have kept her then at least ask her about things too.

How much has she paid to whom and when?

Moreover, you have kept hundreds of thousands of cash at home.

You never know when someone's intentions change.

I don't get one thing,

are you Zaid's accountant or is Zaid your accountant?

You keep staring at me like a lost monkey,

he is calling me a liar and a fraud.

-Say something. -Something.

Look, Sakhi,

how many times have I told you to mind

your own business when it comes to Zara.

When I give her money and for what, it's none of your business.

You should just make entries.

I am your faithful, sir, it's my duty to tell you.

Seems like you have eaten all the salt in this house.

You shall work as I direct you to work,

that is if you want to work here.

Come on, say sorry to Zara.

What?

Are you deaf? I am asking you to say sorry.

Sir, I have told you the truth,

I am not going to say sorry.

Zaid Gill, this is what you are worth.

Your employs insult your lover in front of you

and then don't even say sorry.

And you call yourself a land lord.

Stay here.

Are you saying sorry or not?

Sir, I still stand to what I said.

The receipts are fake.

Okay then, get lost from here.

I don't want to see you again ever.

Sir, you are being unfair to me.

Come on, you...

Get going.

Otherwise, I will call people to lift you up and throw you out,

then you will know.

Yes, sir.

Okay.

My dear, anything else?

Are you happy now?

Sahiba.

Sahiba.

Sahiba.

Stop it, please.

You know very well how much I love you.

You liar.

Oh, my God!

My friend has become my culprit

Oh, hermit

Love makes you dance In front of your lover's house

When the Heer agreed The KheDas took her away

Oh, hermit

Love makes you dance In front of the lover's house

When the Heer agree The KheDas took her away

My friend has become my culprit

My friend has become my culprit

My love has weighed me and sold me

Oh, love has ruined me

Oh, love has ruined me

He has given me so much agony

And torn my life into pieces

Oh, love has ruined me.

Ranjha lives in my soul

I've never told anyone What's in my heart

Oh, hermit

Ranjha lives in my soul

I've never told anyone What's in my heart

I can't live nor can I die

I can't live nor can I die

He has added poison in the air That I breathe

Oh, I've been ruined by love

Oh, hermit

-Oh, give it to me, sweet heart. -Leave it.

Oh, no!

Sorry, my dear, I forgot you.

Uncle, that's nothing new,

whenever you are with Aunty Zara, you forget everything else.

You, naughty, you.

You brighten up my house.

I go to my sister and bring you here after every 7-10 days

because of you my house get's blessed.

My darling.

My dear darling.

Maujoo!

Oh!

Sorry, madam.

What was going on?

I was doing Yoga.

Oh, God!

If your performance is over, then quickly make me a coffee.

I have got a headache.

Coffee, the one in the cup or the one by Bhullay Shah(a verse)?

Shut up and bring it right away.

Yeah, okay.

-What would my son like to eat? -Anything, uncle.

-Maujoo. -Yes?

Go and make some potato chips.

Sir, chips are made of potatoes only, not cabbage or anything.

Go.

Okay, if I stay here then I'll get sad.

Here you go, watch cartoons on TV and ruin your eyes.

I'll go and change.

-Sure. -Okay?

Don't you dare move.

Don't move the car either. Hand me whatever you have.

You fool, you chose a wrong day to rob a very wrong guy.

Hey, wait a minute, what's wrong with you? Did you have a fight at home?

Are you mad, listen to me, hello?

Look, I am begging you, please slow down.

You might crush someone under your car.

Man, I have attempted to rob the first time, where did I get stuck?

-Stop, wait a minute, wait. -Do you want my wallet?

You wanted my wallet? Here, take it

-You wanted my phone? Here take it. -My stop is here, please let me go.

-Go, jump, take it. -What kind of blind driver did I sit?

I beg of you...

That's why I don't eat here, they take so long.

I thought you were looking at me because...

Here you go brother, lentils and vegetables, hot bread with it.

Excellent.

-Get two 7 up. -No, sir we don't have that.

-Then get two Pepsi or coke. -We don't have that too.

Don't you have any cold drink?

Sir, actually we are out of stock and will get it in the morning.

-But we have Shezan, if you want I can get that. -Get it.

We aren't fools that after drinking

Shezan we will complain why can't we burp.

-Listen, do you guys have turpentine oil here? -Yes we do.

Spray it on the hotel and set it on fire.

-Go. -You go, man.

How long has it been for you?

It's been 35 years.

I am not asking about your birth, how long have you been committing crimes?

-Do I look like a criminal to you? -Well, should you be looking like a DCO?

I haven't seen a more silly person than you.

What did I do?

Who goes out to rob someone with a water gun?

When I got out of my home, I saw a child playing with a water gun.

He sprayed water on me, I got angry and took his gun.

You fool, having a pistol in your hand

and robbing people are two different things.

But you won't understand.

-Come on now, get going. -What?

-You will have to drop me. -Are you my passenger?

You came to drop me, remember?

Getting on my nerves now. Go away now.

-Talking to me. -Robbers have some rights too.

Yes, sir, just robbers have rights in this country.

Poor people(Miskeen) don't have any rights.

-Who told you my name? -Robber?

-No my name is Miskeen. -Just like your face.

-Crying all the time. -Here, sir, pay 180/- Rupees.

Here is the sir.

Look at the sir, duh, as if he can pay.

It was right here, wait.

Wait a minute, take it then leave. My wallet must be here somewhere.

I must have left it in the car.

No, I think you must have left it in your other trouser.

Get the change quickly, we have to go to Lahore.

Man, you are a great guy, by the way.

Man, I thought you were an idiot,

but you actually are. You'll drop me, right?

Come let's go now.

Wait a minute, my change.

Come on, it's just twenty rupees, leave it as a tip.

Okay, so you had a fight with your wife?

And you took out all your anger on Miskeen.

Why did you guys fight?

Leave it.

You got any money?

I had just those 200/- rupees.

I paid 180/- for the bill,

and you became King Akbar and asked me

to give the remaining twenty as tip.

The fuel is about to finish in my car.

We are 80 kilometer away from Lahore. How are we going to go back?

Get back...

Your brother has got the solution to everything.

We'll do it, just start the car.

The man isn't wearing a pant, he is wearing a shalwar.

Giving me silly ideas.

You will get both of us doomed.

You followed principles all your life, what did it give you?

-You were ready to commit suicide. -I wasn't committing suicide.

What about the way you drove your car at 180 km/hour?

Look, you just have to go and park your car there.

I will go inside, do my think and we will run off to Lahore.

But why do we need to rob somebody?

You don't need it but I do.

My wife and mother in law gave me a beating in the morning.

If I don't take any money home tonight, they won't open the door.

What?

You would have known if you had spent time with labourers. It's money.

-Oh, okay. -My friend, my brother, please come.

-Think again. -I have decided.

-Oh, man. -Just take your car out side the store.

Just forgive me God.

What am I doing because of him.

-Nothing will happen. -It's not my fault.

You'll see, we'll get caught.

Man, I'm with you, just leave it.

You go ahead.

Greetings, brother.

-Greetings, brother. All well? -Greetings, all is well.

-All good. -Take whatever you want, brother.

Oh, give me shopping bag.

Wait a second, brother.

Here you go.

Enough, enough.

-Here you go, brother. -How much?

3500/- Rupees.

-Brother, giving me two of those shaving foam. -Okay.

-Come let's go from here. -Shut up.

Here you go, two shaving foam.

How much is it now?

-Your total is 5000/- -Here is your 5000/-

Brother, I will shoot. I am going to shoot.

-Don't you move. -Don't do it, police is here.

-Let's go. Forgive me, forgive me. -Don't move.

-Oh, may you die, let's go. -Get down, down.

-Shut up! -Brother I am a poor man.

Come on man, don't do it Miskeen!

-Leave him. -Turn now.

What are you doing?

Get up.

Get up. Looks like a bitter gourd has got under a truck.

Get up, get up.

Oh!

Hey!

Put the pistol down, put it down.

Put all the money back at the counter.

If the bullets from my gun hit your ugly faces once

I swear upon Guru they will get even more ugly.

-You are with him too? -No, no.

I had a doubt as soon as I saw you.

You guys look like thieves.

-He is calling it to both of us. -I am calling the police.

Wait a minute, all those robberies that happen on the highway,

-are you both behind them too? -No, no.

Are you both Jaggu and Jaazy?

Who is Jaggu and Jaazy?

Don't try to play with me or fool me.

I wish that you both go to jail for 10 years at least.

And your wives...

Hey, you!

-Hey you idiot! -Hey!

-Stand there, stand there. -What did you just say?

-Stand there or I will shoot. -What if I tie your hands.

-I will shoot. -As if you are a goon.

Move it.

-Get down Sardaar. -Stand there, back off.

-Back off, back off. -Get down.

-Back off. -Get down.

Sit down.

Come on.

Hold his hand.

-Come on. -Sorry, forgive us, sorry.

-Here's your gun. -You kept the gun down, damn you.

-You held the guy like it was his recess. Come on now.

Start the car.

-Start it now. -So many chips.

-Start it! -I can't drive the car now.

The car is yours and you...

-Turn off the wipers. -Come, hurry, let's go.

Drive it now, you drove it so fast when it was my turn, now drive it.

Sorry!

Did you just see what I saw?

No, man, I was looking the other way.

Obviously, I was looking there too.

-But the question is... -Who are those two

who did a robbery in our area?

You are calling it our area as if GT road belongs to our dad.

-Oh, man. -Oh, kiddo, dear!

There is a huge rise in inflation and joblessness.

You should be thankful

that people aren't standing with a gun after every 100 kilometers.

Well, you shall vote for change again.

When did I vote for change?

I was in the jail.

It's not like I was at Thailand. I was in the barrack next to you too.

Oh, man, what do we do now?

What to do now? We will find another store.

No man, I think, we should follow them both.

Just be careful, what if we get in trouble?

-They have got guns too. -Dear!

It's not the gun which is supposed to be quick

but the hands of the shooter.

That's true.

What are you waiting for? Let's go.

-We have to take care of our youth too. -Zaibi doll! Zaibi doll.

Hurry up, man!

I'm going.

-Hurry up, I won't spare them. -Have patience.

I'll straighten them up.

Calm down.

-Just let me get my hands on them once. -We're going.

Yes?

Did you die somewhere?

May your... enemies die.

I just went to the kitchen to check if there was something to munch,

or I will have to starve.

Forget all these things.

Okay, forgotten.

-Is my work done or not? -When it's your order how can it be not done?

This is Lahore. It's something in the morning

and something else in the evening.

What do you mean it's done? So soon?

I went to meet Sir Baala myself.

He called two goons in front of me.

That too young and rude.

They can occupy someone's land in minutes.

They can steal money in minutes.

And can finish a man in minutes too.

Just shut up.

When will they both come?

I'm not a fool, I have taken both their numbers.

If you say, we can call them early in the evening.

Not so early,

after 11:00 pm.

Zaid has to go meet a minister.

Bring both of them after he leaves.

But I asked them to come in the evening,

or else we will have to feed them dinner.

Get lost.

Listen.

What are the names of them both?

Yeah, one is Jaggu,

the other is Jazzy.

Hurry up, have to reach Lahore.

Son, even mighty wrestlers can't hold it.

Besides I have a problem in my stomach,

-I can't hold it for long. -You have got so many problems.

-Who are they? -I don't know.

What's wrong, brother?

You are trying to take away our right?

-You guys have so much attitude? -Come on, go straight.

-Look forward, come on! -Brother, we are simple people.

-Who are you guys? -We will introduce ourselves too,

first give us the looted stuff.

Which stuff, brother?

The stuff that you have robbed from the shrine of Sir Petrol pump.

Mr. Shah is talking about that.

But we didn't rob any store.

But we didn't mention any store, you are telling it yourselves.

He is too criminal minded.

Where is the money?

-What money? We don't have any. -Just shut up!

Tell me right away where is the money or else...

Look I am telling you right away, we don't have any.

-They won't give it like this. -Give me the money!

Wait a minute, brother, take it away, it often goes off by cold too.

Here, take the money.

-Give me the money, give it. -I don't have any money, I swear.

Wait, hey you roaming around with cold curry on your head.

Drop the gun here, or else I am going to blow his head off.

Wow, you have got a pistol. That's great. Come on, move.

Talking nonsense.

Now introduce yourself. Tell me what's your name?

Lower the gun then I'll let you know who I am.

I think, these are the two guys that sardaar was talking about.

-Jaggu, Jezzy? -Jazzy.

Oh, okay, Jazzy with an 'a'.

Man, we are big fans of yours.

You guys have looted so many petrol pumps.

-You guys have given so much trouble to the police. -Yes, yes.

Okay, listen, it's between them and the police, let's go home now.

-If I get late my mother won't open the door. -True.

Hey, you, Donald Trump from Patoki, God has saved you, let me tell you.

-Hey you, wait, where are you going. -Wait!

Catch them.

Blast their head open.

Ouch!

Don't you worry, Jazzy,

if I see them again I'm going to shoot them at sight.

Before you, my bullets are going to enter their heads.

Let's go to the hospital and get your wound bandaged properly.

Are you insane?

Didn't you hear what they...

What those idiots were saying?

The police has told all the store owners,

and the petrol pump owners our names.

I think we should go to any hospital for my bandage.

You are right.

Let's go to Lahore then.

I know a doctor's assistant in Mughal Pura, we'll go to him then.

-Come, dear. -Come, let's go.

Wait a minute, I'm getting a call.

Yes, Maujoo?

Tell me, what happened?

All right, what time tomorrow?

Okay, where do we have to come?

Okay, just send us the location.

We both will come.

Right, good bye.

It was Maujoo, we have a meeting with madam at 2:00 pm.

That's cool, man.

It's been so long since we saw a pretty girl.

You?

I'm not alone. Come, Sakhi, it's like your own home.

Who have you brought here?

Talk slowly, if your mother wakes up there is going to be a chaos.

-Who is he? -Greetings, sister.

Stay quiet and stand still, tell me who he is?

He is my friend.

I know all your loser friends. I have seen him for the first time today.

He is a new addition. He is a non-loser friend.

-He has got me a job. Look at this. -Really?

Whatever plastic bags we used to get came in flowing with the air only.

Did such a plastic bag like this ever come here? It'd because of him only.

Just look at how she is looking you.

I'm telling her, why are you getting emotional?

Look, I've got an advance payment too.

-He is very nice. -Sister.

Come in, brother, please come.

Sister is so nice.

This old woman plays night matches I think.

Old ladies like her sleep at this hour after seeing a 150 dreams.

But this John Cena is still awake.

Is this the time for a good man to return home?

But the good man didn't come in, he just dropped us on his bike and left.

Mother!

And you have brought this sample with you too.

Greetings, mother, I am...

Did anyone ask you? I was talking to my son.

Sure, go ahead please.

-Mother, he is just like your son too. -All right then...

No, mother!

He has specially come to meet you.

No, I'm fine.

-He said I want to meet your mother. -Your mother...

...and my mother's slap are very different.

-He has never gotten a mother's love. -I don't want it, enough, man.

-Give him your love today. -No, mother, I don't want it.

-He shouldn't forget the mother's love. -I have had enough love, thanks.

-Go to hell, man. -Anything else I can do for you?

Greetings, mother, greetings, sister.

Where are you? Where are you gone, Sakhi.

Has he ever done it before?

No, he is such a simple man.

Goes straight to work from home and gets back home from work.

Even for outing, I insist and take him.

Shall I ask you something, if you don't mind?

Sure, go ahead.

What if he is having an affair with someone else?

Damn you, girl.

You know what? You don't have any right to speak like this about him.

You can not! You're getting me?

Please, have some sense.

She is already so tensed and you have started making weird assumptions.

Don't worry, I'm going out to look for him right away.

Let me check out the hospitals in Lahore.

You never know when bad time arrives.

Hospital?

-Everything is going to be fine, don't worry. -Is he okay?

-Where has he gone. -Come here.

Don't worry, everything will be all right.

I don't know what to do!

-The food is amazing, sister. -Thank you, brother.

Here, take the dishes and get us two cups of tea.

Oh, hello, no need to show off in front of him.

Can you please take these dishes and grant us two cups of tea?

Oh, I dote you.

One has to do it.

Man, after listening to your story, I have stopped believing in love.

A man who works for you, cares for you,

loves you and you are cheating on him?

It's your fault too, by the way.

What's my fault in it?

Had I been at your place, I would have shot her.

Listen, don't be so aggressive. Whatever he did is right.

Had he done something foolish while being emotional,

then he would have been in jail for life or would have been hanged.

Here, sister. Thank you.

It's no use leaving the country like this.

It would be fun when you make them jealous and then leave.

-What do you mean? -Dear, I swear, I am not against love,

but a follower of my principles.

The way your boss and her lover treated you, you must take revenge.

But how?

You said that to avoid taxes, your boss keeps...

Talk slowly.

-Keeps cash in his farm house. -Yeah.

We will do a robbery and steal 50,00,000/- Rupees.

-It will be divided into 3 parts then. -Why 3?

-One yours, one mine... -And one sister's?

-Not hers, it will be Sheeda Phaaneer's. -Now who is that?

You are such an innocent man. You saw my pistol.

With that I can scare just a kid.

We will need security,

and that can only be given to us by Sheeda Phaaneer.

-You just say yes. -No, man.

-Man, 50,00,000/- Rupees. -Are you mad?

Our lives will change.

I get insulted so much at home.

-Sister will listen. -Please, look, I'm begging you.

Okay, fine.

That's what nice about you, you get convinced.

-Sister. -Coming dear!

-Come here, sister. -No, it's nothing.

-Man, Jazzy. -Yeah?

I have seen for the first time in life, such clean water to bathe.

You are right, man.

We have bathed all our lives in rivers and ponds.

Do you think the owner bathes in it alone?

No, he calls her everyday to swim with him.

No, dear, mermaids bathe in the swimming pool.

-Seriously? -Yeah.

Have you ever heard of a pool side party?

Pool side party?

I have never heard of it,

-but I just saw a mermaid. -Where is it? Show me too.

Look behind you.

Who is Jaggu and who is Jazzy among you?

He is Jazzy and I'm Ghazi.

Shut your mouth and correct our names.

I'll tell you, this is Jazzy

and this is Jaggu.

Maujoo must have told you what you guys have to do.

Maujoo has explained us, but we have a request.

Request? What?

Show me the room where the safe is.

Maujoo just told us briefly,

with that I can't make a map in my mind.

All right.

-Maujoo. -Yes?

-Quickly, show them your sir's room. -Okay.

And remember one thing,

when you go for the robbery in the middle of the night

then cover your faces.

And if Zaid wakes up, in front of him

you guys don't know me.

Don't you worry our pearl princess.

We will slap you a few times too with him.

Don't you dare! No violence.

Nothing is going to be wrong.

Don't you worry.

We won't give you any chance of getting worried.

Exactly.

-We will make you happy. -Okay, enough.

After your work is done,

handover the bigger bag filled with notes to Maujoo,

and take the smaller one with you.

-Maujoo. -Yes?

Listen,

are they actually goons?

I don't know, they came like lions

but as soon as they saw you they started wagging their tails like dogs.

Shut up.

Once we get the bigger bag,

then you'll see where the smaller bag goes,

and who gets the bigger bag.

We have to take care of our youth too.

-Doll, Zaibi doll, Zaibi doll. -Okay, enough. Enough!

-Zaibi doll. -Okay fine. All right.

-Stop it! -Zaibi doll.

Okay fine.

Where did he go?

He, I asked him to sleep in the other room.

Should I have asked him to sleep here?

He is fast asleep.

-Move away, you always bad things. -Tell me honestly,

how did you know that I am thinking of bad things?

-Don't you dare touch me. -Why not, did you get yourself freshly painted?

Listen to me.

-Mother will come. -Is you mother guarding you?

The whole neighborhood says to me

that Mr. Butt you haven't had a kid yet.

What shall I tell them?

That I have a Genghis Khan roaming around in my house?

If you cooperate with me I am going to shut up the neighbors.

I won't cooperate.

You won't?

Return the things I got for you then.

Mr. Butt, you are really a show off.

-You are no less. -Hey, don't you dare!

If I start screaming you friend will wake up.

He won't wake up, he is dreaming about his wife.

And here my wife... get lost.

To hell with it, even after getting married a person...

She isn't even coming back to appease me.

Mr. Butt, damn you.

Okay, okay.

This is such a difficult thing to do.

How do women do it?

You can do it, you can do it. You're good.

Okay, okay.

I know, right? At least I'm trying.

-Chopping onions? -Yeah.

Tears?

-Let me do it. -Yes, please.

-By the way, Mr. Butt, -Yes, ma'am?

had cooking been so easy,

all you men would have sent us women to work and stood in the kitchen.

-Yeah, right. -Yeah, so this isn't easy.

But don't you forget it, madam,

that in all the five star hotels and good restaurants

you will find male chefs.

Please, sit.

When did I deny that?

If you guys get paid a lot for anything you do it somehow.

Okay, okay.

Anyway, tell me, do you want toast with your omelet or paratha?

I will have a paratha, madam, because the history has witnessed

that in the battles of toast and paratha, the paratha always wins.

But I have forbidden you to eat paratha.

You remember?

But it's Sunday, I'm allowed to have it today.

No, no, have you seen you tummy, where is it going?

Why, what's wrong with my tummy?

It's Sunday and I am allowed to have a paratha today.

I am going to stop your day-off paratha too from next Sunday.

Be a wife, man,

why are you being Yazid?

Did I ask you to stop drinking water?

Okay,

Here, drink as much as you want.

-Very funny. -No, this isn't funny.

-You're funny. -No, I'm not.

You're funny, you're trying to be funny. You're funny.

You're trying to be funny, aren't you?

You're trying to be funny.

Somebody has knocked the window To my heart

I peeked in your start like eyes

When you smile the flowers bloom

The brightness of my eyes Doesn't diminish then

My heart keeps your smile safe in it

How much I calm down my silly heart

Only my God knows

I don't like anything without you

Only my God knows

I keep asking my heart to stop I keep stopping my breath

But my heart doesn't listen to me

I see your face Be my fate

Don't you worry about the world

I secretly keep looking at you

I write your name and keep kissing it

-Each breath of mine belongs to you -Oh!

How much I calm down my silly heart

When you go on a path And throw your hair back

You are no less than anyone

You talk with your eyes And add sweetness to my ears

You say everything Without saying anything

You cheater, you know everything

I will be angry No matter how much you appease me

Then sit and look at the moon In the evening alone

How much I calm down my silly heart

Only my God knows

I don't like anything without you

Only my God knows

Yes.

Okay.

All right.

Yes.

But he hasn't said anything like that.

I'll call you later, okay?

Seems like you haven't seen the beauty of Egypt before.

Beauty? If you didn't have white teeth

I wouldn't have been able to see you even.

If you weren't wearing make up

you would have looked like my uncle's son.

Don't talk too much, where is Zaid Gill?

Boss is in his room, what do you want?

I have come to treat him. Can't you see who I am?

Inspector Fawwad Khan.

New uniform, old police station, 42 police encounters.

None of them successful.

Tell Zaid Gill that

Inspector Fawwad Khan, new uniform, old police station,

42 police encounters, none of them successful, is here.

Please have a seat, I'll just check with him.

I won't keep sitting and wait for a bus here. Go and tell him quickly.

She is so pretty but she is wearing camphor.

Wearing her younger brother's pants and showing attitude to Fawwad Khan.

Oh!

-What happened to him? -I think there is a power failure.

Thank God, your mother isn't home,

otherwise, she had blamed this on my too.

What's your problem with my mother?

What problem does your mother have with me?

Miskeen, I'm telling you behave like a human.

I'm telling you to behave like a wife.

Stop taking your mother's side all the time.

I'm going to give you a slap.

Since you have gone to that women's march, you keep hitting me.

Okay, fine, go get ready.

I'll make breakfast for you and your friend.

Let me check if he is up yet.

We have to go for an important mission today.

-Mission? -No, I mean we have to go to work.

Get the breakfast ready, I'll go wake him up.

All right, my dear. I will get the diamond ring and bracelet

that you chose, on my way back.

Anything else?

Love you too.

Why do you have a long face?

Do you want anything too?

Uncle, you know, Auntie Zara is robbing you.

How do you know?

She keeps asking you for things all the time.

So, dear, who has stopped you to do this too?

Just order me, what do you want?

-I want to have football shoes. -Football shoes?

I will get my son football shoes right away.

But my dear, you have got polio, how are you going to play?

If my legs hadn't been damaged because of polio,

I would have become a great footballer.

Even greater that Ronaldo.

My dear, this fatal disease like polio

has crippled so many mothers' Ronaldos.

I wish I could do something.

I would have gotten rid of the root of polio from the world.

I wish.

-Excuse me? -Hello, Mr. Gill.

Inspector Fawwad Khan, new uniform, old police station,

42 police encounters, none of them successful.

What should I do?

I'm nobody, Mr. Gill.

Help me out, Mr. Gill.

-For God's sake I am really helpless. -Okay.

Please stop my transfer, please get it stopped.

They are transferring me to Sindh.

For God's sake, Mr. Gill.

I will wash your socks for you.

I will drop you kids to school, Mr. Gill.

-I am telling you, I'll die, I will commit suicide. -No, stop.

-I won't stay alive. -Please, please.

-It's my office. -That's why I have come to you, sir.

I haven't come here to see how you're doing.

For God's sake, Mr. Gill, I beg of you, please get my transfer stopped.

My mother is sick, my muscle is pulled too.

One uncle fell from the roof and the other had an accident with a truck.

My elder brother became a robber

and the younger one turned out to be a transgender.

Okay.

I am ill fortunate, you are my messiah.

Mr. Gill, please save me.

-I'll talk to the DIG. -Please do, I will be obliged.

You never know when you pass away, just get my transfer stopped.

I will be thankful, for God's sake.

Hold on.

This one isn't working, call with the other one please.

I've been here before too.

This one's wire is disconnected use the third one.

But please, Mr. Gill, stop my transfer.

Do you want me to get it stopped or not?

I do.

I promise you, until I'm alive you won't get transferred.

Please get it stopped now, don't know how long are you going to live.

If you die today, I'll get transferred to Sindh.

-Hold on, please. -Mr. Gill the other phone...

Dial 0300 with it.

-Let me talk to the DIG. -Let me talk to him too.

No, you go ahead.

Hold on, please!

Believe me I have such bad fate.

Greetings.

So sorry, I have been traveling a lot lately

that's why didn't get a chance to talk to you since long.

But could you get a transfer stopped by asking MR. Shareef Sindhu?

-Actually... what's your name? -My name is Inspector Fawwad Khan.

-Fawwad... Fawwad Khan? -Yes, yes.

But here A. Waheed is written.

Yeah I wore my father's uniform mine was in the laundry.

Mr. Butt, I'm sending Fawwad Khan,

please ask Mr. Shareef Sindhu to stop his transfer.

He is very worried,

-he has got a lot of problems in his house. -Oh, please, for God's sake.

-Okay, okay, I'm talking to him. -He is the one who will stop my transfer.

Thank you, sir, thank you.

-Are you friends with the DIG? -Yes, I am.

Please get him suspended and get me appointed as the DIG.

Just kidding.

Sir, Colonel Amanat is on line 3.

Please take him downstairs and give him something to eat.

Come with me.

No...

Yes?

I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

Just get my transfer stopped please.

-I will be obliged. -Do you want to take me with you too?

No, you shouldn't go until my transfer is stopped.

Go to him and take my name, your transfer will be stopped.

Okay, I'll take your name.

I will spread 2 kilos of millet at your shrine as a thank you.

Please get my transfer stopped.

My dear, I will buy you a silver flute.

-Just get my transfer stopped. -Excuse me.

-Did you see that? -Yes, uncle.

Mr. Butt, are you leaving?

Idiot, it's not like I'm going for a year.

I'll be back at night.

May be I get a job too.

Okay then, go safely and get back safely too, but...

don't know why do I'm getting such a bad feeling.

-Why didn't you tell me before? -No, it's not that.

When will that happen?

I find your friend very suspicious.

My dear, get your eyes treated, he isn't suspicious.

I am Miskeen by name only, but he is actually a simpleton(miskeen).

-Really? -Okay, I'll leave now.

If you say I won't go.

Hurry up, you are getting late, go now.

I would be a dog if I leave like this.

Okay.

You took so long.

Your wife may be not with you anymore, but mine is with me.

-Damn you. -Thank you.

Where are we going now?

We are going to Sheeda Phaneer.

-What, to whom? -%, Sheeda Phaneer.

What kind of a name is this, Sheeda Phaneer?

You can go and ask him, what kind of a name is this, Sheeda Phaneer?

The thing which we are going for, just pray that it happens.

With a pistol.

-Hey, Tufail bullet? -Yes, master?

-What are you doing? -I am applying sandpaper, sir.

Leave it and apply some to your face too.

Get up, master, I didn't see anything.

It's not like you were giving me a proposal after looking at me.

I won't propose, sir, look, your proposal has come here itself.

Who is Billy Bambeeri among you two?

Make a guess by looking at our personalities.

To me, he seems like Mr. Billu.

Shut up. To hell with your choice.

Can't you see who is the senior gangster and who is junior?

I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to offend you.

Sir, since this world is made,

it's the first time that a girl has said sorry to you.

When you were born,

your mother said sorry to your father for the first time.

Tell me why you are here?

A guy named Saif lives with you.

He is my university fellow.

And I am slightly acquainted with him.

And he must have asked you to take it forward

and you mustn't have listened to him, right?

Yes.

Means I guessed it right.

-Tell me further. -What else, he keeps threatening me,

that if I don't agree to what he says,

he is going to leak my videos over the internet.

What? Can I watch a scene from that video?

Excuse me?

I mean that if you video gets viral, you will have a lot of followers.

-What the hell are you saying? -Don't you worry,

before he tries to leak your video,

master is going to make him leak.

Just send Tufail Bullet that guy's photo and his phone number,

and 25,000/- Rupees as advance.

If you are a 100 or 50 short, you can give it after your work is done.

Thank you, but I don't want to see that guy at the university again.

-We can't guarantee that. -What?

He means that you will see that guy for sure,

but he will call you as your sister.

But from now on the whole neighborhood

will call him Saif, the one with sisters.

Come with me... come with me.

Mr, Bhambeeri, when will this task be done?

Just don't worry and sleep with your mobile under your pillow.

And if he still bothers you, take my number or give me yours.

-Don’t you worry. -We will worry'.

Okay.

Hey, are you blind?

What kind of junk is getting out of the car?

It's okay. No problem.

-Greetings. -Greetings.

-Mr. Sheehda Phaneer? -Yes!

Good, we are at the right place.

You told a different name to the previous party.

You aren't supposed to tell the same name to every party.

What do you want?

-Just two pistols. -Just two?

No, four bullets too.

A pistol has 6 bullets, where am I going to sell the remaining 2?

You want to spoil my set?

No, Mr. Sheeda, we won't shoot, we just want to scare.

Then collect some rocks from the street and smash their windows.

They'll get scared themselves.

-Mr. Sheeda! -Mr. Sheeda? Is he your husband?

Take his full name, Sheeda Phaneer.

Sure, Mr. Sheeda Phaneer.

You guys, are you going to do a robbery or going to play a tournament

that you don't have authority where to shoot areal shots

and where to shoot straight ahead.

Anyway, leave it.

Tell me, the place where you are going for a robbery,

how much money are we talking about?

There are millions of rupees, but we just want 5 million.

Oh wow, such planners you guys are.

Why 5 million only? Is the rest of it fake money?

We aren't greedy, we just want to teach our boss a lesson.

Well, brother, just write the alphabets on a sheet

and place it on his door,

he will learn his lesson himself. Trying to teach him a lesson.

I don't get what you're saying.

It's no use explaining you guys the meaning,

I'll have to show you practically.

How?

We both will come with you

and get the robbery done under our supervision.

-There will be two bags. -What?

You will put your 5 million in one bag...

And you will put your dirty clothes in the other.

Hey, am I a launderer?

-Yes. -Hey.

We will put our share in the second one.

-Do you agree? -Where did their share come from?

If you are taking them, then Im not coming with you.

Okay.

Wait a minute, you both seem amateur to me.

It's very important to have a professional with you.

Where are we going to get him?

-He is the one. -Oh, okay.

I'm the one.

-All right. -It's important to have a professional,

so that when there is some danger he can shoot.

-Done. -Wait a minute,

-is this your car? -Yes, brother.

Do you want to wash it?

-This guy is being too cheesy. -No, sorry.

-We apologize, come, let's go. -Wait a minute.

Let us change our attire, first.

These are new tires, why do you want to change them?

Attire means their uniform.

Look at the car,

looks like it is used to collect organic eggs from villages.

You are right, brother.

Your face looks like a sick hen.

-Why have you made them a partner? -Just leave it.

Let's go there, first.

-Such weird goons. -Come on, man.

You have switched off the lights of the whole house

and standing here alone like a ghost.

Everything okay?

Every breath in my body says

For my love's sake

Take my life today

Take my life today

I am compelled to come after you

Don't be away from me For a single moment

Take my life today

Take my life today

Today

Today

Today

Take my life

Today

Today

That take my life

When I saw you the first time Listen, I had a cough that day

And when you hugged me tightly I felt like I have been strangled

I didn't know that When I meet you again

My ears will hurt, don't make noise

Just call me darling and let me go Let's talk about something else

Just look at me Please don't do that

So, you see?

My smiling lips are so thirsty today

Let me drink sip by sip

Let me drink sip by sip

This passing moment Won't come tomorrow

Let me live your each moment

Let me live your each moment

Stay close to me, my dear

I want to get stuck with you

Take my life today

Take my life today

I am compelled to come after you

Don't be away from me For a single moment

Take my life today

Take my life today

Today

Today

Today

Take my life

Today

Today

Take my life

If you guys are done with your addiction shall we go inside?

Just wait, what's with the attitude? Do you want to go in and serve dinner?

Look at the time, it's 10:00 pm.

We'll go inside at 11:00 pm.

So that all the guards in the farmhouse are asleep.

Oh you ear bud, there is no guard inside.

-Zaid Gill never keeps armed guards. -Wait! My cigarette isn't finished yet.

-Tufail Bullet. -Yes, boss?

Where are the masks?

I hanged the masks on a stick and sold them.

You guys didn't bring masks?

Oh, man, how are we going to hide our faces?

It's okay man, the shop nearby is open,

give him some money he'll get them.

Who will open his shop for robbers at this hour?

Don't worry, I have a solution to that.

Are you going to have some snuff?

Sorry, you are pretty dark yourself.

Come with me.

Man, at least you guys should have worn masks.

It's not like we have to perform an operation in there.

No, someone might recognize you.

Dear, neither he is Shahrukh Khan nor I'm Tom Cruise.

Who will recognize us? Who is going to see us?

Hey, this is Lahore.

It's something in the morning and something else in the evening.

-Anyway, follow me. -What?

-Oh man come with me. Amazing. -Amazing, just look at him.

-Are you blind? -Did I beg you for money?

Actually, I forgot my glasses at my place, my eyes are weak.

When I came to meet you, first, you didn't wear your glasses then.

A girl came before you, she said those glasses didn't suit me at all.

We brought him for our protection and look at him.

The way your eyesight is, after 4 minutes we all will be doomed.

-we will be surrounded by all four sides. -Well he is your choice.

-Boss, how many times have I told you not to forget your weapon home.

You idiot, we are talking about my glasses.

By the way, boss, there is one thing,

had we given so much thought before voting for Imran Khan

then we wouldn't have been doing robberies,

we would have been doing some work somewhere.

Man, he says such nice things.

Yeah that's why he has such a bright face.

He is like that because he falls a lot in the clay oven.

Come with me.

-Let's go. -Who got them here?

We did.

-Listen, Sakhi. -What?

-Do you live in this house? -Yeah.

-In this huge house? -Yeah.

-But this is a huge house. -Yeah, man.

Do they roam around all day in this house?

Who have you brought with you?

-By the way, shall I tell you something? -What?

Even if we get caught stealing, they won't be able to blacken our face,

as it's already blackened.

No,no, they will adjust it completely.

Follow me.

-What's wrong. -Someone's coming.

Seems like we aren't robbers by here for a delivery.

-Let's move. -Come on.

-Hey you, mini James Bond, move. -Move forward.

-I have seen such robbers first time. -What have we brought.

I think we will be caught in the next two minutes.

-I think so too. -Come, come.

Oh you blind man, will you walk faster?

Come on, run inside.

-Come on you... -Okay.

-Will you move? -Nobody is inside, now move.

Come on, com on.

Come.

Get in, get in.

Listen, Jaggu and Jazzy.

-Jazzy. -Jaggu.

Yeah, okay.

Go straight, then turn right,

then go left, then there will be a wall.

-And what if the wall isn't there? -It is there, it's our home.

It's Lahore.

It's something in the morning and something else in the evening.

There will be a cupboard, next to it is a safe.

Below the safe is a compartment where lies the money.

Tell me where the money is again, my attention got diverted.

Will you please focus?

Why are you being stupid?

Go right, and then left, and then

-You take rest. -Take rest.

These notes smell so great.

I have seen so much wealth first time in my life.

-As if I was born in a bank. -Come on.

I have seen so much money first time in my life too.

-I think all this is black money. -No, it's not.

If it isn't black money why doesn't your boss deposit it in the bank?

Oh, man, he has some issue with keeping it in the bank.

Otherwise, he has three factories and a lot of land in his village too.

He gets a lot of money from there too.

The bankers insult you a lot too.

I went to deposit my money for the first time,

I stood in the queue, when it was my turn

they said bank time is over, come tomorrow.

-How much money did you have? -1750/- Rupees.

Okay then, we'll take at least 50 from it.

There is a 500/- in that corner, take that too.

Leave the 500/-, he has to run his household too.

May God bless this man.

This bag has 10 million, we will split it in four parts.

Brother, lets split it right now.

-We won't run away. -Stop talking.

By the way, what are we going to do with the money?

Me first, me first.

I think I am going to go out of country.

-Please go out, we need to talk. -I am not going right now.

I will give this to my mother in law and make her happy.

Yeah.

-What are you going to do with it? -I will start a fast food joint.

That's what's in these days. I have a home delivery guy too.

What am I going to do then, boss?

You may sell eggs or chicken soup.

Okay let's lock the soup option.

No, dear, don't sell soup, who is going to buy from you?

You have your last lifeline, tell me what do you want to do?

I want to talk to my auntie in Narowal.

You should have told me earlier I would have talked to her.

Stand still. Miskeen,

I was thinking, shouldn't I call Sahiba once?

I owe her a goodbye call.

You are such an idiot.

You know that your wife has a relationship with someone else

-and you are still missing her. -Quite, keep quite.

Hey, is your wife having an affair with someone else?

Why? Did you want her to have it with you?

You guys just keep talking. I just want to call her

because she should no that I know everything about her disloyalty,

and that's why I'm going abroad.

We grant you permission to go abroad.

Oh you who feeds sugarcane to the Mughal's elephants,

you yourself have to ask permission from

your wife before entering your house.

Keeps talking. Listen, don't get beaten up standing here.

-Hey, do you have a phone? -I do but it's expensive.

Crying over your phone,

Hold the light. Come quick, don't get caught.

Why isn't he talking in front of us,

does he want to talk dirty to his wife?

Hello.

Who's there?

Sahiba.

Sakhi!

Is that you?

Oh, thank you God.

Where are you?

-I'm going to the airport. -Which airport?

And why?

I have been looking for you everywhere in the past two days.

Please come back home. Where are you?

Don't be so dramatic with me.

-I know everything. -Drama? What drama.

What do you know?

Now listen,

day before yesterday, I reached home at 2:00 pm instead of 6:00 pm,

-and I heard everything. -Heard everything?

What did you hear, what nonsense are you talking? What is this behaviour?

Don't try to act too innocent, Sahiba.

I heard what you were doing with that other guy.

You were laughing and having fun.

I even saw his shoes outside your bedroom.

What?

Are you out of your mind, Sakhi?

Is this the right behaviour?

Is it the right thing that you are saying right now?

I was at the shopping mall at 2:00 pm to get groceries for dinner.

Really?

Then the one in the bedroom must be your ghost then, right?

Just shut up, Sakhi.

You duffer!

What are you saying? Are you going to say anything?

Didn't I tell you

that my sister is coming with her husband

and we are going to have dinner together?

And they will stay-over for the night.

Wait a minute.

Did you open the door and see?

You must have seen them.

Means, you can assume anything yourself and it is done, right?

Is this the right behaviour?

It's been two days since I ate anything.

Hello?

Hello, Sakhi. Hello?

Oh, Sakhi you...

Are you insane? How could you fu**** do this man?

Sahiba, I'm so sorry.

Oh you...

Hey! Wait.

Wait, where are you running off to?

All okay? Did you talk to your wife?

Did you go through the dirty messages that I sent to Zeenat?

No, man.

The one whom I thought was my wife wasn't her.

Who was she?

It was her sister who came from Karachi with her husband.

She was talking to her husband in the room and I thought it was her.

Man, you are more blind than me.

Can't you differentiate between your and someone else's wife?

Okay, now listen to me.

Miskeen, we need to put this money back.

I am not going to deceive my boss, neither am I going to leave my wife.

-Come one. -Wait!

Don't ruin our happiness because of yourself.

I have even messaged Zeenat

that I will get a bigger geyser for you in the coming winters.

Shut up, Zeenat's bathroom.

Here take your jacket, I don't wear used clothes.

-Sakhi. -Yeah?

What?

-You? -Yes we.

Hey, what are you doing here?

We came here to inspect the meter.

We have bought this farmhouse, so we came to visit with friends.

Yes.

Hey, you with the face of a cheap cat,

Throw the bag to me that you're holding.

Why would I throw it to you? What if you can't catch it?

It has expensive glass crockery, they will break.

Dude, I know all about the dowry you are taking from here for your aunt.

Give me the bag or else I am going to shoot you.

Wait, are you going to shoot from your mouth?

You don't even have a pistol.

That's right!

Aren't you the one who treats migraine at Liyari?

I will treat your whole head now.

Stop roasting each other!

I am telling you for the last time, give me the bag.

No, no.

I think they are Zara's men too.

Wait a minute.

-Wait a minute, did Zara call you guys? -Why?

Did Zara call you too?

Man, why is Zara calling so many men?

-Zara has never called us. -Oh, man!

You tell me.

-Yeah, Zara called us, so? -No. You're lying.

As if you are so truthful. Go ahead, call Zara.

Yeah, I'm calling her.

Come one take out your phone, we'll get to know right away.

-Come on, son. -Hey,

where did you get Zara's number from?

I took it from Maujoo.

But I didn't know I will have to talk to her so soon.

Zaibi doll?

Zaibi doll.

-Hey, wait a minute. -Hey!

-Leave it. -Leave.

Damn you.

To hell with you.

Leave it!

The ones you are fighting with aren't teenageers either.

Hey, wait a minute.

-Why did you need to say this? -What's going on here?

Sakhi, you here, in the middle of the night?

And who are these people?

Greetings, I'm Rasheed Dogar.

and I'm an inspector at the Garhee Shahoo police station.

What?

If you are an inspector, where is your uniform?

The uniform was a bit loose, he would slip out of it.

He's lying, I have given it to the laundry.

I am working underworld right now

-Under cover. -Yeah, I'm working under cover.

-And who are you? -My name is Miskeen, I am with him.

And what's that?

This is the thing we use to hit people at the police station.

-What? -We have kept him at the station to hit people.

Yeah.

And they both are big robbers.

-Greetings. -Greetings.

It's nothing to be proud of.

Sakhi came to the police station and informed us

that there is going to be a huge robbery at your place.

First I didn't believed what he said.

But when we came here, we realized that if we hadn't reached in time

you would have had a huge loss.

Sakhi's information is correct.

Sakhi, how did you know that there is going to be a robbery at my place?

Sir, you sacked me from my job,

but I had my eyes on Zara and Maujoo.

They both are Zara's men.

And Maujoo is a part of this whole conspiracy.

What nonsense?

What proof do you have?

We'll get the proof too, madam.

The proof isn't far away, either. Take his phone.

Give me your phone, stay here.

Sir, look at madam's number in the last dialed list.

And if we hit Maujoo few times he will tell the whole truth.

Right?

Why you cheap person?

Please, forgive me, I'll tell you everything.

Please, nobody shall slap me.

I already said, this is Lahore,

it's something in the morning and something else in the evening.

Actually, madam Zara asked me

to bring Jaggu and Jazzy.

He is lying. All four of them came for a robbery themselves.

I couldn't even imagine that you will prove to be such a cheap woman.

Did I deprive you of anything?

You are a thankless woman.

You are fortunate,

I don't hit women.

But you have an ill fortune.

I have a bad habit of hitting men.

If you don't believe me, as your Mr. Gill.

Who is Mr. Gill here?

God listens so soon?

But I didn't ask for that?

Oh, I'm dead.

Oh, you...

Oh, I'm dead!

I already said, it's Lahore,

it's something in the morning and something else in the evening.

What? I don't stutter anymore?

Hey, I don't stutter, I don't stutter anymore.

I don't stutter anymore.

Hey you, let me go for your dad's sake.

I am too mad at my dad.

Then let me go for your uncle's sake.

My uncle didn't get me things.

Then leave me for your maternal uncle's sake.

He never came to our house.

Aren't you in good terms with your family?

-What happened, brother? -I don't know either, I just came in.

Carry on with your fight, are you here to do dirty things?

Run.

Let me go for your mother's sake.

Okay.

Oh!

Mummy!

If you have picked me, please drop me home.

Come on, son.

-Let's go. -Hurry up.

-Nobody should get the bag. -The bag.

Move you blind people.

-Wait. -Jazzy take the bag.

Come on, quick, quick.

Hello, how are you? What's up?

Come on. Go there.

Where did he go?

Do you want to stay here and go to the police station or...

-Will you work for me? -Why not?

-Let's go. -Come on, we've hit the jack pot!

She ran off with those fools.

Our police is always late.

Forgive me, Sakhi.

I didn't know you are so loyal to me.

Had I not doubted your loyalty

I wouldn't have to see this day.

Please don't embarrass me by saying sorry.

I have always considered you as my elder brother.

If that's true then don't you ever leave me again.

Join your job again, man.

I swear upon God, I'm nothing without you.

Yes, sir.

What did you say which police station are you from?

Sir, have you seen the Garhee Shahoo police station?

I have an instrument shop right in front of it's gate.

I can play the hooter from my mouth, I can do one man show too.

I'm his assistant and organizer.

Okay, I shall take your leave now, Mr. Zaid Kill.

Zaid Gill. He is my friend.

He is jobless these days.

No.

You can't go without eating anything.

-Really? -You should get us some.

There we go again, our problems will never end.

-I will stay like this all my life. -No, you...

From now on, all your problems are my problems.

-Really? -Yes.

Are you serious?

That's why Punjabis have made their mark in the whole world.

Whenever a Punjabi is in trouble, another Punjabi has helped him.

That's why they say, all the Punjabis are Super Punjabi!

Punjabi!

The games of life That the fate plays with us

Quickly get free from work

Become a follower of your master

Buck up! Punjabi, buck up!

Punjabi!

The games of life That the fate plays with us

Quickly get free from work

Become a follower of your master

Our life is broke We wear shirts made of Khaddar

Yeah we stay dressed up And our style is like a duke too

People turn around and look at us Whenever we go out

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Buck up! Punjabi, buck up!

Oh young men, buck up!

Buck up, Punjabi!

Hurray!

How much have you studied Shah What did you learn from life

Close your eyes and hit the target Whatever you have dreamed of

With a huge car Shah goes alone these days

Whom nobody paid attention to He is famous in the village now

Wherever he goes He gets so much fame

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Hurray!

We have seen the rising sun to set We

have seen diminishing lamps lighting up

Don't lose hope, dear We have seen losers becoming useful

Don't make assumptions in life When you are the follower of Khwaja

Who knows who becomes what

A commoner today may be tomorrow's king

Don't make assumptions in life When you are the follower of Khwaja

Who knows who becomes what

A commoner today may be tomorrow's king

Punjabi!

That's why these things happen And Punjabis are the one's with a big heart

Punjabi!

Buck up, Punjabi!

Oh young men, buck up!

Buck up, Punjabi!

Hurray!

The smiles look good on the faces

Look at their lips and enjoy what's happening

This time will never come There is happiness all around

What's the fuss about Whatever that's in your fate will happen

Just get rid of your ego The rest will be taken care by God

The world is in their feet Who are high in character

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!

Punjabi, super Punjabi! Punjabi, super Punjabi!