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That's me, Fritz.

And this is Rudi, my best friend.

My name is Ayla.

For a girl, she is really nice.

This is my dad, Daniel.

He is totally cool.

And this is my mom, Semra.

The two of them fell in love.

Melinda does not like Rudi.

She's such a bimbo.

Hey, she is my sister.

We all live in the house of Grandma Betty and Grandpa Oskar.

Grandma is having a tough time getting things done,

but she makes the most delicious potato pancakes.

And Grandpa, he is always on our side and never complains.

Here in Engelsbach there is always something going on.

And we're always fully involved.

Oh yes, and Rudi?

Rudi is the fastest pig in the world.

Moment, Rudi Livestars.

Can't you behave yourself for once, at least today?

Hello, is anyone coming?

Rudi sets up the decorations.

Fritz, Ayla.

Somehow everyone is freaking out today.

I stay totally cool at my wedding.

And you get the stage.

All for you alone.

Good morning, Mr. Fröhlich.

Good morning, Helga.

Thank you.

Ah, thank God, there you are finally.

Just put it there.

Oh man, the whole decoration is getting ruined.

Please come in.

Here you go.

Grandma Betty, where is the phone?

There, in my jacket.

Hello, Ayla Kudai.

Melinda, where are you?

Why aren't you here yet?

Okay, wait, I have to write this down.

Hm, looks great, doesn't it?

Mhm.

I copied it from a video by Madonna.

Great.

You need to put on the dress now so we can see if everything fits.

Melinda is stuck in London.

She missed the connecting flight.

But she arrives in Cologne at 12:25 p.m.

Mom, she can still make it to your wedding.

We have to pick them up.

Allah, Schüke, we have to leave in ten minutes.

Semra, you don't.

Melinda managed on her own in California.

Then she will also make it from Cologne to here.

Your mom is the bride today, organize the pickup without her.

That's not going in... Eww!

Out!

Out with the terrible little ornament!

Out!

Come, Rudi.

They're crazy here.

We are looking for Fritz.

Jitat, jitata, tatata... That's a victory, right?

This is a victory!

All right.

And then at that point I take Semra like this,

and then it starts.

From now on, everyone is allowed to dance.

Why?

Dancing has been happening from the very beginning.

Like from the beginning?

Yes, okay, whatever.

But waltz as an opening dance, that is a good idea from me.

Or?

Can Semra even dance the waltz?

Yes, sure.

Why are you so stiff in the hips?

One moment, why stiff in the hips?

Be careful, I've got something loose to calm nerves.

Yes, that is indeed the worst thing you have to do while running in Europe.

What is this all about?

I have not helped your car yet, okay?

I am near a shitty place.

Yeah, come, come, come.

Yes, come on!

What's that then?

Nothing, like in a sleep.

Then I'll know more.

Yes, of course.

Please, please, please!

Look, this is just fun.

Oh, okay.

I hope that's it.

We retrieve the documents that we

because of Daniel's marriage. Submitted.

Listen to this.

Just take a look first.

Goodness gracious.

From our baker?

Yes, of course.

They only put in that much effort with us in Engelsbach.

Well, great.

But...

They are not that exact with marriage certificates.

At least not with ours back then.

We hereby inform you that your marriage certificate from the.

Was not signed by the registrar and is therefore not legally binding.

So what?

What does that mean now?

That we are not married.

Never married were.

What?

That's a thing, isn't it?

Betty.

We have been living for over 45 years.

In a domestic partnership.

I don't find that funny at all, Oskar.

I find that very funny.

Because we didn't even notice it and were still happy.

Exactly.

That is indeed the scandal.

We are a scandal couple.

It has no meaning for you whatsoever whether we are married or not.

Betty, no.

You have meaning for me.

But...

I...

am now

a free man.

Seems to me, you're really glad that we're not married.

Betty, no.

That's just simply funny.

Semra?

We have to go to the airport.

Melinda is on approach.

Daniel, I'm coming.

Eila was already here to get me.

Kraus, you may not see the bride.

That brings bad luck.

Man, we are in the middle of preparations.

We'll never get done this way.

The bride is not driving to the airport.

What are you actually thinking?

Daniel, I'm coming.

So, everything is clear.

No, Rudi has to stay here.

Pigs are not allowed at an airport.

Rudi, you wait here for us.

We will be back soon.

Don't be mad, but it really won't work.

Wait, I'll just take Rudi upstairs.

Hey, you two.

Is Semra not here yet?

No.

Rudi, you can't run through the house today.

There's trouble with the cousins.

It won't take long, we'll be back soon too.

I swear.

Hi, have you seen Semra?

Nope.

Strange, I don't know where she is.

Drive ahead, we'll come with the other car later.

Daniel, here I am in the bathroom.

If I say now, then you'll come.

Now!

Room?

Here.

No, don't pull it up!

You must not see me, I'm wearing the dress.

Daniel, you have to pull me out of here.

I have to go to Melinda.

Yes, okay, but how did you imagine that without me looking at you?

Come here, my darling.

Caution, artwork, do not touch, the paint will come off otherwise.

Yes, I think we'll forget the company.

I am transporting a work of art to the airport.

Without being allowed to touch or look at it.

We are too late here.

But I want to pick up my daughter.

Yes, then come out.

Okay.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can also hold Melinda in your arms here.

Take, so no matter what your cousins say.

This is our day today, isn't it?

You find me silly.

You should have seen me doing the Macarena.

That was silly.

You know, I don't really care much For traditions.

Sure thing.

But I want to do it the way it should be done.

I'm okay with that too.

I'm going to Grandma Betty.

She is really excited.

Okay.

Oh, no!

I am with the Kitznuss!

That.

She already is.

Yes.

Well, Melinda of course.

What, kids?

That is a hippie girl.

Grandpa, did you stop yourself?

It's better here.

Daniel could see it from the balcony.

Hm?

It can dry well here.

Melinda, you are already here!

I told the Landenschein.

It's an hour earlier.

I hitched a ride from there once.

Oh, I miss you, sweetie.

Hey, Fritze.

Wow, cool vehicle.

Look.

Oh, cute.

Thank you.

Hey!

Melinda, you look completely new.

Completely changed.

Is mom's wedding already over?

You haven't missed anything.

Eila, are you staying with your phone?

Hello, Kracht?

Hello?

Yes, hello, this is Fröhlich.

I would like to speak to my wife.

Did I dial the wrong number?

It's me, Oskar.

Betty, what's that supposed to mean?

We are not married.

So now I'm back to having the same name as before.

Read bed power.

That is silly.

Your name is the same as mine.

It is funny, Oskar.

Why are you calling?

Watch out, we met Melinda.

We are now coming home with her.

Look who just arrived.

Oh God.

What happened?

Hello?

Here comes a masterpiece of Turkish baking art.

Betty, what do you think?

Aha, there's extra cake for the children.

That is nice.

This is the wedding cake.

Oh.

Beautiful.

Why didn't you coordinate with me?

I think that was supposed to be a surprise, Mom.

I think I can't handle any more surprises today.

Eihahn, didn't you talk to Semra?

Why me?

That is clear.

Bride's parents are getting the cake.

And what do we do now?

Now we have to, I believe, eat quite a lot.

The bus is already there.

I thought we were still at the airport.

Hello?

Oskar, Denise!

Melinda, are you there yet?

That was quick.

Has the plane landed in Engelsbach, or what?

We hitchhiked halfway.

Oh, my darling!

Eight weeks America.

You look completely different.

Where is Mama?

Melinda!

Mom!

He still has to let Rudi out.

He still needs to greet Melinda, too.

Mama!

My big one!

Nice to have you back.

You look so gorgeous.

But now somehow... Well, pig!

I hadn't noticed that before.

Rudi!

Shit!

Where?

There!

I can't wear it anywhere like this!

Mom is freaking out!

Rudi, you are really a pig!

We need to think of something before someone notices.

Wash?

First, you can't wash a dress like that.

And secondly, you can wash as long as you want.

You can still smell it.

But we have to do something.

The only thing that helps is cutting.

Are you crazy?

Eila?

Eila!

Eila, we need the wedding dress!

So open up!

We need to get out of here quickly!

You can't get out of there!

Thank you for wanting to help me.

There are far too few seats at the table.

For the whole family!

I put it somewhere in between.

There!

Stop!

What are you doing there?

You're messing up my entire seating arrangement.

But more guests are coming.

Oh, that's out of the question.

Now the chairs are immediately moved away.

I worked on this wonderful seating arrangement for three weeks.

You can't just put the chairs there now.

Yes, but more colleagues from Eichhorn are coming.

They couldn't be turned away.

Also my brother, his wife, the children.

They are randomly in Germany.

And we can't uninvite them.

And that is really not good.

That is really the closest family circle.

And why don't I know anything about this?

I don't understand that either, dear Betty.

It probably got lost somehow in the confusion.

I think I'm slowly going under too.

Daniel!

We'll never manage that this way.

Ayla?

Hey Ayla, since when do you lock up?

Komm schon, Liebling, ich bin es.

I reject those down there.

And you?

Got it.

Come with me.

You haven't greeted Grandma and Grandpa Nippes yet.

They have to look at you for a full five minutes.

Tell them something about America.

Oh no.

Please, I need you now.

Aber was zum Teufel?

What's the point of it all?

It's about Mom, please.

I'll explain it to you later.

Look who I'm bringing with me here.

Hello Grandpa.

Hello.

Go, quickly.

Do they realize anything?

No.

Get your paws off.

Don't worry, besides me, nobody noticed anything.

Come in.

Are you completely crazy or what?

I saw it sailing out of the window.

Wow, a total cheesy number.

But super beautiful.

Heilige Scheiße.

We need Grandma Betty's sewing machine.

I can't manage that by hand.

Melinda, you get Grandma Betty's sewing machine.

Okay.

And I'll get the electricity.

And I'll find the appropriate piece that we can use.

And you stay here.

But otherwise, you'll just complain again.

My.

Dress is gone.

Swallowed up by the ground.

Did you see it?

No.

Stay cool Mom, you look so stunning.

It's not here either.

Is this now such a stupid German wedding woman?

Wow.

Betty, what is going on?

I, uh...

So we...

Oskar and I are not married at all.

Wow.

The civil registrar... forgot to sign back then.

And Oskar finds that funny.

Okay, that's cheeky.

That is loveless.

Maybe he did not get used to it enough.

You should make him jealous again.

Come on, Betty.

Did you not have an admirer all along?

That was quite some time ago.

But...

Heinrich, he was very chic.

He was in the choir with us, baritone.

That was naturally out of the question for me.

Finally, I am

well...

Just not.

Exactly not?

And if Oskar would find out about this fancy Heinrich?

Of course, only by accident.

What are you doing with the sewing machine?

I still have to prepare a surprise for Mom.

But...

Where have I left that card from Heinrich?

Is my dress back again?

No.

That must be terrible for you, that it's gone.

But the main thing is that both of us

have not disappeared so shortly before the wedding.

I can't get married like this.

Do you actually know how many dresses I

tried on until I found the right one?

So much time and nerves it has cost me.

I imagined you... I wanted you to see me in the dress.

Do you know how...

Like a photo.

Do you know that one never forgets.

Cannot have vanished into thin air.

Additionally, we also still have... 60 minutes.

Have the children at least already moved.

Take a look right away.

I can manage that.

I can manage that.

Tell me, Dad, have you seen the children?

They are not inside.

No, I didn't see them then.

Semra is so nervous that the dress is gone.

On a day like this, something always goes wrong.

There's only one thing that helps.

Much love.

And keep calm.

Here as well.

That's not acceptable.

Sorry for the delay.

Here is the part.

Look at this.

Not a single fabric fits.

This one is with blue.

When the power comes... Here, you can start right away.

Come!

We must hurry.

They're already looking for us.

What's going on?

The whole plan is complete crap.

Not a single fabric fits.

I did see something that we might be able to take.

Dear Betty?

Where can we quickly change?

It's urgent.

I'm sorry.

Just go there.

Directly to the bathroom.

Betty dear!

Where are my socks?

Have you hidden again?

My dearest Betty...

And I still think about our beautiful hours.

In old connectedness, your Hein...

Who is Heinrich?

An old friend.

I don't know any Heinrich.

He was only interested in me.

Why are you reading my mail?

Better get dressed.

Perfect.

The part down there, that's exactly the same fabric as Mom's wedding dress.

These are the dresses of the bridesmaids.

The only question is, how do we get there without anyone seeing us?

Now I do feel a bit guilty.

Why though?

Rudi did send the dress after all.

I mean, how clear and straightforward is this whose dress?

She gets it again.

But we have to break it to fix something.

Has the dress reappeared?

No.

Ultimately, all the fuss just means it's only a dress.

A dress?

This is my wedding dress.

No, I just wanted to say that I always find that nice.

Today is not always.

No, I just wanted to say, I would marry you just like that.

Bathrobe, blue rollers in the hair or also completely naked.

Naked?

Is that supposed to calm me down now?

I can manage that.

I can manage that.

I can manage that.

Wow, this whole clothes fuss.

Then a piece of the skirt is just missing.

Na und?

Give your legs their freedom.

Ayla, come here.

You have to catch it.

Now get changed already.

Semra, the bridesmaids are not allowed to be dressed more beautifully than the bride.

Never.

But that will be really difficult today.

Oh...

Could you please close the necklace for me?

Hm, I gave them to you for the wedding.

Which wedding?

To our wedding, of course.

Which wasn't one.

I've thought of something.

Could you please fasten the necklace for me?

It would be practical.

Everything is prepared for the wedding between Daniel and Semra.

And there we might be able to do a little something.

Then we'll just do it again...

Practical, isn't it?

Please give me the chain.

No.

Then I won't tell you where your socks are either.

That's just silly.

Do you think.

Perfect.

Running.

Hold this for a moment.

Huh?

Faster.

With you both.

Attention!

Fritz!

Have you seen Fritz or Ayla?

Nope.

Why do you need electricity on the bus?

I wanted to leisurely get my hair done.

Aha.

Is anyone home?

Hello Papa.

Done.

Hi.

Dearest Betty.

Would you marry me again?

I'm not so sure, Oskar.

You are my most beautiful.

You are my only one.

And without you, I am only half.

Will you marry me again?

If you ask me like that.

All right.

So.

And...

Would you also tell me now where I can find my black socks?

Yes.

Mama, your brown dress.

Must I hurry now.

Where was it?

Where did you find it?

Long story.

Tell later.

You have to change quickly now.

Bis später.

Ah!

What is that?

My dress!

But you're not going to betray Rudi now, are you?

Only if you do not betray that I.

Wedding dress I've already seen briefly, yes?

Never.

No.

Wow, looks so great.

Wow.

The dress!

One moment please, dear friends!

Dear guests, dear family!

When we presented our family register to the authority a few weeks ago

had to, we were informed that we,

Betty and I are not validly married.

Oh!

Yes.

So all of these many years we were nothing more than a...

Loving couple.

But, we have thought about it and decided to.

Today, to say "yes" for the second time.

And now it's your turn.

Wow, a double wedding.

And this time we will make sure that

the registrar actually signs.

I hereby declare you husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

Now we are brother and sister.

Cool, right?

With that, you are something like Rudi's aunt.

What is Rudi anyway?

I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

Applause.

Music Yesssss!

Music Music.