All language subtitles for Assisted Living s05e14 Baby Steps.eng

[upbeat music]

Girl, what are you doing?
You gonna hurt yourself.

[Leah] Uh-uh. I saw some women
on social media doing this.

It helps with
the baby making, babycakes.

-[Jeremy] Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

Ooh, look at you!
Stop now.

[Leah and Jeremy laughing]

Oh, wait, hold on, Jeremy,
I'm getting dizzy.

-Help me down.
-[Jeremy] Ah...

W... Je... Jeremy?

-Baby?
-[Jeremy] Come on, baby.

-[Leah] Ooh!
-Careful.

-[Leah] Okay.
-Mom, Dad.

-Oh!
-What you yelling about?

What's going on?

The government's trying to put
a ban on Knick Knock

that would block
content creators like myself

from making money.

You making money?

And they just charged us
for verification badges.

I mean, how am I gonna pay
my bills?

-We pay your bills.
-Mm-hmm.

Dad, you're not listening.

They're trying to silence us.

I mean, what happened
to our First Amendment rights?

Philip, all you do is
post videos of you dancing

and photos of you
and your girlfriend.

Mom, you're not listening
either.

We are listening.

What do you want us
to do about it?

Look, my videos go viral.

I mean, regardless, we should
be able to express ourselves.

How are we supposed
to make money nowadays?

Well, y'all sound like y'all
pretty serious about this,

so you can contact your local
politicians.

Or you remember
Miss Cora's friend Miss Keisha?

Remember what she told you
to do?

-To make good trouble?
-Yes.

You're right, Dad.
I got a good idea.

-Let me go grab my bag.
-Wait, I have a good idea too.

Can you drop me off somewhere

after you drop Philip off
at school?

It better not be a boy house.

What? No.

To meet up with other fellow
content creators

to come up with a plan
to stop this ban.

Okay, well, if y'all got
everything, let's go.

[Leah] My babies.

-All right, baby.
-See ya.

Yes, get our freedom fighters.

Ooh, take these before you go.

Babe, they about to be out there

in that sweltering Georgia heat,
all right?

Come on now. I can take those
when I get back.

Jeremy Washington.

Well, you trying to get
me hemmed up with DFCS.

[upbeat music]

? No matter what you do,
I love you ?

? No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ?

? Always remember
blood ain't never water ?

? We'll make it
if we stay together ?

Sea moss time.

Yes.

Perfect.

One for you.

One for me.

Oh yes. Baby loading.

As I care for my body, my body
is ready to welcome a baby.

As I care for my body, my body
is ready to welcome a baby.

-Ooh, hey, babycakes.
-Hey.

Say it with me.

-As I care for my body...
-My body is not ready

for a baby.

My body is ready for coffee.

And what... what are you doing?

So, my new favorite
Black doula guru says

that we should be drinking tea
with sea moss instead of coffee.

What the hell is a doula guru?

And does sea moss
have caffeine in it?

So a doula
is a pregnancy companion,

and you said we were gonna be
on this journey together, baby,

so no caffeine.

What's this?
You trying to drug me?

It's sea moss.
Drink up, come on.

Drink it, Jeremy.

Mmm.

-You didn't drink it.
-I did.

It's kinda...

You know this plasticware
has chemicals in it.

-What about this, babe?
-If it's plastic, toss it.

[Vinny] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you gonna throw out
my chitlin casserole?

Yes.

It's about to be a civil war up
in here.

And you ain't even pregnant yet
and you making demands.

Still fresh.

-Grandpa.
-[Vinny] Huh?

-Put it in the trash.
-Put that back in the fridge.

Nope. I'll put it in my room
up under the bed.

Best served cold.

Ah.

What else you got?

[Efe] Hey, hey, hey,
wait, wait. Uh-uh.

This is mine, Miss Leah.

Mmm! It is my jollof rice
my sweetheart made for me.

-Oh, my sweetheart.
-[Efe] Yes, yes, yes.

My sweet... my lady friend made
some sweet jollof rice.

-You want to try?
-Mm-mm.

You want to try?

Okay.

Suit yourself.
More jollof rice for me.

Oya , put it inside.

Don't touch it all.

-Smell like a foot.
-Ooh.

What else we got, baby?

[Efe] In fact,
I don't trust you. Bring it.

Let me write my name on it.

You people, I can see your face.

Put it there.

I'm watching the two of you.

Mmm.

We did good, baby.

[Doula Guru] Special days are
when your temperature

rises above normal.

Who is this medulla oblongata?

Sounds like a fluke.

Oh, found it.

Okay, let's see here.

[Doula Guru] The best time
to check your temperature

is in the morning
before you get out of bed.

Ooh.

Ooh, it's time to do it
with Jeremy!

Ooh.

Jeremy! Come on, buddy.

It's go time. Jeremy!

Jeremy.

[easygoing music]

Hi, this is Sandra Washington.

I wanted to speak to you about
the negative impact

the Knick Knock ban could have
on small business owners

in your district.

And another voicemail.

Well, I got over 200 signatures
at school today.

And since they're not answering,
let's just go down there.

Wait, that's a great idea.
We should.

I'll text Lindor and see
if he wants to meet us there.

[Brown] Ain't nobody
even bothering you.

Just shut up. Shut your mouth!

What the hell are you doing here
anyway, Brown?

-Because I own the place.
-Don't we own it together?

[Brown] No!

And I wanna see
what these kids gonna do

when they ban
that Knick Knock app.

Really, Mr. Brown?

That Knick Knock account
helped you

find residents for this place.

[Reporter] The state capital
is buzzing with people.

Representatives will be casting
their votes tomorrow.

Huh. I hope they ban it.

-Who needs that app anyway?
-Shh. Listen, I need this job.

Ooh, she's so pretty.

She's so pretty.

The problem is, you kids need
to go out and get real jobs.

-[Brown] Yes.
-You know like construction.

-[Brown] Yes.
-Driving a truck.

Maybe one of them jobs
where you work in a little box

in an office or something.

We don't wanna work
in no cubicle.

You are doing great. Keep it up.

You're using the resources
at your fingertips.

Wait a minute.
Ain't you a judge?

Can't you help these kids?

Yeah, do something,
Judge Do Nothing.

It don't quite work like that.
You two are idiots.

Ali and Frazier,

why y'all in here arguing?

I mean, I can hear you
in the other room.

We were trying to work in here.
Mom, why are they like this?

Whoa?

Who the hell is they?

Yes, you know we can hear you.
We standing right here.

-We all ain't deaf.
-[Vinny] I am.

I mean, I ain't hear out
one ear real good.

The representatives
are voting tomorrow,

so we're gonna go down there

and turn in the letters
and signatures we have.

Go for it.

You know we raised you
to do what's right,

so we're here to support you,
baby.

Okay, well, we need to go now

if we're gonna make it there
on time.

What's wrong? What Lindor say?

Oh, what's happening, baby girl?

He said they locked
the building early

due to the media attention.

Mm-mm-mm.

This is crazy.

[somber music]

[doorbell ringing]

[Brown] God, what?

Wait a minute.

Who...

What in the world?

Who turned...
Who got the heat on?

It is hotter
than the devil's drawers.

And it's hot,
I'm about to pass out.

I'm about to have a hot flask.

Are you okay, Mr. Brown?

You know I'm not okay.

It's hotter
than the devil's drawers

in here. It's hot.

I was just trying to enjoy
some Bikram hot yoga.

Well, hot bikka yoga
ain't working for me.

It's hot. I'm melting away

like a chocolate bar
on a summer day.

I feel like I'm melting

like one of the molten
chocolate cake things.

You know the thing.

Yes.

Okay, well, first, it is
Bikram hot yoga, not Becky.

And you're talking about
chocolate molten cake?

Don't try to tell me what kind
of chocolate I'm gonna be.

Let me be chocolate me, okay?

-Yes.
-[Brown] It's hot.

Okay, I'm glad
you're doing okay, Mr. Brown.

I was just trying
to break a sweat.

Well, you won't break my soul.

I'm gonna tell everybody.
Hey, it's too hot in here.

Turn it on 60 or something.

Yo, is the thermostat broke?
What's going on?

No, I was just trying to do
some hot yoga.

Yeah, I know. A, a, a...

a drop of sweat just fell down
my ass, babe.

You know what?

Let's get the AC on, for sure.

-Babe, you okay?
-I'm fine!

I'm fine.

All right, well, everybody
in the house is sweating.

Okay, look, they old.
Normally, they cold.

I don't know.
What are they complaining about?

Listen, man, I don't mind
jumping through hoops for you,

but the residents
shouldn't have to do that.

So now you're jumping
through hoops?

Yeah, oh, yeah.
I thought this was a we thing.

It is a we thing.

We need to be considerate
to the other people

in this house.

How?

Okay, then, well, maybe we
should just stop trying then.

I can't even get a workout...
[mutters angrily]

I hope she mean that.

[upbeat music]

[easygoing music]

Well, I like this video.

I can't believe we can't
even turn in these letters

and signatures
to our own representative.

Boy, sound like y'all a little
tizzy or something.

-Really, Mr. Brown?
-Yeah, really, really.

We brought the online
signatures,

but we really wanted
to make a difference.

You know what the problem is?

Y'all need to get off
them cell phones

and start talking to people.

People don't wanna people
no more.

That's the problem.

Sandra, you all did make
an impact.

Look at it. They heard you.

Look at all the scrutiny
that this has gotten.

Dr. King once said,

"We must accept
finite disappointment,

but never lose infinite hope."

You're just so deeper.
What are you saying?

-[Reginald] Oh.
-What, what--

I'm talking about hope, Brown.

Oh, yeah.

And I should still have access
to that building.

So we may get those letters
to the right hands after all.

If we could get
these to the representatives,

that would be amazing.

Yeah, I'll drive.
Thanks, Mr. Reginald.

This must be, uh,
what privilege feels like.

Okay, let's go before
the privilege gets here.

So he wound up not buying it.

I thought for sure he was
gonna get that

so we can go back to back
to back to back.

[easygoing music]

[doorbell ringing]

Oh, we got to get
some batteries.

This thing is messed up.

What, y'all take a jet down

to the court building?
That was fast.

Uh, we actually couldn't find
it.

Well, I told you
we could try again.

I can visualize it clearly.

What's the name
of that adjacent street?

Main Street?
It's Main Street.

It's the Main Street there.

And all you got to do
is just keep going.

-You're running the...
-Okay, Mr. Brown,

You know, we tried.

Thanks again.

Thanks for trying,
Mr. Reginald.

Oh, wah, wah.

Come on, Mr. Brown.

You know he has a hard time
remembering sometimes.

I don't know. Catch what he got.

Well, so what happened, baby?

Uh, Reggie couldn't find
the building.

Now they stuck
with these 200 signatures

and all them letters they've
been carrying, right?

They look like little letter
carriers.

It's okay, Mom.
We tried our best.

-Yeah.
-Wait, you know what?

Let's take a video
of all the signatures you got

and tag our representatives.

Yes! Yes!

Then we can make
a Knick Knock video.

It'll go viral for sure.

But they banned.

[Brown laughing]

-They banned!
-Mr. Brown!

Stop. Now come on.
Don't, really.

I'm making a Knick Knock video.

You need to put
some lotion on your legs.

You need to cut it.

[easygoing music]

[door opens]
[doorbell ringing]

Oh my gosh.

-Mm-hmm. I caught you.
-Huh?

You can have coffee,
but I can't?

[Leah] Hmm?

I thought we were on a break,
like you said.

Keep wearing
them tight-ass jeans, boy.

You ain't gonna never
make a baby.

[Efe] You should drink
the coffee already.

But!

If you want to get pregnant,
add more yam to your diet.

Yam, twins.

No, I didn't say sweet potato.
I said yam.

Yams, yeah.

I have a tip for you, Leah.

Oh, I got a tip, too.

How about you and me,
Anastasia, have a baby?

Come on, now. Old-fashioned way.

-Eat!
-Let me get my fun meds.

I'll be in the room in a minute!

Fun meds?

Sorry for going overboard
with the trends, baby.

I'm sorry.

Look, I'll take the shakes.

Can you please stop
being so manic?

-Manic?
-Yes.

What about the vitamins?

-Deal.
-Okay.

You're the best husband ever.

-Mm, I know.
-Mm.

You ready to go... try it now?

Oh, let me get my coffee.
Gotta wake the little man up.

[blowing a raspberry]

Little man?

Ooh, come on, Big J.

You're pr... Oh, yeah!

[upbeat music]

What y'all nervous about?

You think you're gonna
have to go out and get real jobs

like real people?

Now they about to make this
Knick Knock announcement.

Hey, y'all better start
practicing,

"Can I take your order, please?

Would you like fries
and a shake with that?"

"You want wax on your car?"

[Vinny and Brown laughing]

We can't build another
Black Wall Street

working for other people.

Y'all gonna make me black out

if y'all don't stop all
that pacing.

Stop all that walking!
You, both of y'all!

[Reporter] This has been
quite amazing to watch.

The younger generation
has stood up

to a possible Knick Knock ban,

which has made quite a few
of them millionaires.

[Vinny and Brown] Millionaires?

Which one of them apps
made millionaires?

Yeah, I've been giving money
through them app,

but ain't nobody ever gave
me no million dollars.

Mr. Brown, you're not supposed
to be sending

anybody money through apps.

That's a scam.

Well, I don't care. Nobody said
nothing about no spam.

[Reporter] I hear there was
a group of students

that turned in
over 200 signatures.

We have breaking news.

Well, we have to thank
those students

because the bill did not pass.

That's right.
No Knick Knock ban.

-Yes!
-Yes! You did it, Philip.

No, we did it.

Thanks again, Mr. Reginald
and Mr. Bro...

Maybe not so to much you.

You two did all the work.

I'm just proud
to see the next generation

of young leaders and heroes.

I don't know what I would
have done

without being able to make
videos to share with my fans.

Bravo, Sandra and Philip.

Bravo!

[Vinny clearing throat]

Lookie here. Lookie here.
Lookie here. Lookie here.

Which one of y'all gonna show
me the ropes on that app?

You know, I got money to make,

I got weed to buy, and women
to spend it on.

For a small fee.

Okay, uh, Vinny ain't got
no woman.

You ever seen him with a woman?

I got a woman to spend money on.

Now, what is that small fee
gonna be?

We will help you monetize
your account

for 30% of your profit.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

We?

I'm the one
with a monetized account.

I'm proud of y'all and all,
but 30%?

That's highway robbery. I'm out.

Damn.

-Hey!
-Wait a minute.

You ain't grown, little girl.

Watch your mouth.
Y'all rich for little kids.

No wonder y'all about to burn
a hole in this floor right here.

Okay, so tell me what
my percentage is gonna be.

My small percentage,
is it gonna be, like, 15%?

30%.

30%?

-30%?
-I'm out.

30%?

Uh-uh.
Y'all drive a hard bargain.

Okay, I'm gonna give it...
I'm calculating.

That's the way I calculate.

How about 17%?

-30%.
-No.

I want a discount for 17%.

17.50 is all I take
on the discount.

Y'all talking about giving
me 30%.

-Yes.
-Okay.

-40%.
-No, no, no, no, no.

Let's hear him out.
You only want 17%.

No. I'll tell you what.

18 1/2%, and that's
the best thing I'm gonna do.

Y'all trying to give
me a 40% discount.

I want 18%.
Or I don't want nothing.

I want my money,
and I want it now!

Okay, we'll only give you 18%,
okay?

-Thank you!
-Woo, he's stupid!

-This is delicious, baby.
-Uh-huh.

-Mm-hmm.
-Better than mine.

You put something special in it?

I just put
a little love in it, you know.

Oh my goodness.

-Morning, Grandpa.
-Don't good morning me, y'all.

Hold on, Grandpa.

Why you coming here
with all this bad energy?

-Hey, you want a smoothie?
-I don't want no damn smoothie.

Smoothies give you the poo-poos!

-What's wrong with him?
-Cranky.

Ooh, Miss Anastasia,
you want a smoothie?

Oh, no, dear.

Now, if you find
an age-defying recipe,

let me know.

-[indistinct]
-Jeremy!

[laughs]

So, I see you're enjoying
the baby cocktail as well, eh?

[laughs]

I wonder what's so funny.

Don't worry about them, baby.

Mm?

[Leah sighing]

Um, you might wanna check
on Mr. Reginald.

I think they think
that the smoothies

have pregnancy hormones in them.

What?

That's why everybody acting
crazy around here?

Why didn't you tell me that?

Oh, I'm the voice of the nation.

No, we ain't going nowhere,
y'all.

-All right, see y'all later.
-Ooh, smoothie, Son?

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

-What?
-Yeah.

It's just
fruits and veggies, baby!

Yeah, I ain't about to be
no grandfather yet.

You better give me a baby. Hehe.

Bottoms up. Hehe.

[bright music]

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