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[upbeat music]

Girl, what are you doing? You gonna hurt yourself.

[Leah] Uh-uh. I saw some women on social media doing this.

It helps with the baby making, babycakes.

-[Jeremy] Oh yeah? -Yeah.

Ooh, look at you! Stop now.

[Leah and Jeremy laughing]

Oh, wait, hold on, Jeremy, I'm getting dizzy.

-Help me down. -[Jeremy] Ah...

W... Je... Jeremy?

-Baby? -[Jeremy] Come on, baby.

-[Leah] Ooh! -Careful.

-[Leah] Okay. -Mom, Dad.

-Oh! -What you yelling about?

What's going on?

The government's trying to put a ban on Knick Knock

that would block content creators like myself

from making money.

You making money?

And they just charged us for verification badges.

I mean, how am I gonna pay my bills?

-We pay your bills. -Mm-hmm.

Dad, you're not listening.

They're trying to silence us.

I mean, what happened to our First Amendment rights?

Philip, all you do is post videos of you dancing

and photos of you and your girlfriend.

Mom, you're not listening either.

We are listening.

What do you want us to do about it?

Look, my videos go viral.

I mean, regardless, we should be able to express ourselves.

How are we supposed to make money nowadays?

Well, y'all sound like y'all pretty serious about this,

so you can contact your local politicians.

Or you remember Miss Cora's friend Miss Keisha?

Remember what she told you to do?

-To make good trouble? -Yes.

You're right, Dad. I got a good idea.

-Let me go grab my bag. -Wait, I have a good idea too.

Can you drop me off somewhere

after you drop Philip off at school?

It better not be a boy house.

What? No.

To meet up with other fellow content creators

to come up with a plan to stop this ban.

Okay, well, if y'all got everything, let's go.

[Leah] My babies.

-All right, baby. -See ya.

Yes, get our freedom fighters.

Ooh, take these before you go.

Babe, they about to be out there

in that sweltering Georgia heat, all right?

Come on now. I can take those when I get back.

Jeremy Washington.

Well, you trying to get me hemmed up with DFCS.

[upbeat music]

? No matter what you do, I love you ?

? No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ?

? Always remember blood ain't never water ?

? We'll make it if we stay together ?

Sea moss time.

Yes.

Perfect.

One for you.

One for me.

Oh yes. Baby loading.

As I care for my body, my body is ready to welcome a baby.

As I care for my body, my body is ready to welcome a baby.

-Ooh, hey, babycakes. -Hey.

Say it with me.

-As I care for my body... -My body is not ready

for a baby.

My body is ready for coffee.

And what... what are you doing?

So, my new favorite Black doula guru says

that we should be drinking tea with sea moss instead of coffee.

What the hell is a doula guru?

And does sea moss have caffeine in it?

So a doula is a pregnancy companion,

and you said we were gonna be on this journey together, baby,

so no caffeine.

What's this? You trying to drug me?

It's sea moss. Drink up, come on.

Drink it, Jeremy.

Mmm.

-You didn't drink it. -I did.

It's kinda...

You know this plasticware has chemicals in it.

-What about this, babe? -If it's plastic, toss it.

[Vinny] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you gonna throw out my chitlin casserole?

Yes.

It's about to be a civil war up in here.

And you ain't even pregnant yet and you making demands.

Still fresh.

-Grandpa. -[Vinny] Huh?

-Put it in the trash. -Put that back in the fridge.

Nope. I'll put it in my room up under the bed.

Best served cold.

Ah.

What else you got?

[Efe] Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait. Uh-uh.

This is mine, Miss Leah.

Mmm! It is my jollof rice my sweetheart made for me.

-Oh, my sweetheart. -[Efe] Yes, yes, yes.

My sweet... my lady friend made some sweet jollof rice.

-You want to try? -Mm-mm.

You want to try?

Okay.

Suit yourself. More jollof rice for me.

Oya , put it inside.

Don't touch it all.

-Smell like a foot. -Ooh.

What else we got, baby?

[Efe] In fact, I don't trust you. Bring it.

Let me write my name on it.

You people, I can see your face.

Put it there.

I'm watching the two of you.

Mmm.

We did good, baby.

[Doula Guru] Special days are when your temperature

rises above normal.

Who is this medulla oblongata?

Sounds like a fluke.

Oh, found it.

Okay, let's see here.

[Doula Guru] The best time to check your temperature

is in the morning before you get out of bed.

Ooh.

Ooh, it's time to do it with Jeremy!

Ooh.

Jeremy! Come on, buddy.

It's go time. Jeremy!

Jeremy.

[easygoing music]

Hi, this is Sandra Washington.

I wanted to speak to you about the negative impact

the Knick Knock ban could have on small business owners

in your district.

And another voicemail.

Well, I got over 200 signatures at school today.

And since they're not answering, let's just go down there.

Wait, that's a great idea. We should.

I'll text Lindor and see if he wants to meet us there.

[Brown] Ain't nobody even bothering you.

Just shut up. Shut your mouth!

What the hell are you doing here anyway, Brown?

-Because I own the place. -Don't we own it together?

[Brown] No!

And I wanna see what these kids gonna do

when they ban that Knick Knock app.

Really, Mr. Brown?

That Knick Knock account helped you

find residents for this place.

[Reporter] The state capital is buzzing with people.

Representatives will be casting their votes tomorrow.

Huh. I hope they ban it.

-Who needs that app anyway? -Shh. Listen, I need this job.

Ooh, she's so pretty.

She's so pretty.

The problem is, you kids need to go out and get real jobs.

-[Brown] Yes. -You know like construction.

-[Brown] Yes. -Driving a truck.

Maybe one of them jobs where you work in a little box

in an office or something.

We don't wanna work in no cubicle.

You are doing great. Keep it up.

You're using the resources at your fingertips.

Wait a minute. Ain't you a judge?

Can't you help these kids?

Yeah, do something, Judge Do Nothing.

It don't quite work like that. You two are idiots.

Ali and Frazier,

why y'all in here arguing?

I mean, I can hear you in the other room.

We were trying to work in here. Mom, why are they like this?

Whoa?

Who the hell is they?

Yes, you know we can hear you. We standing right here.

-We all ain't deaf. -[Vinny] I am.

I mean, I ain't hear out one ear real good.

The representatives are voting tomorrow,

so we're gonna go down there

and turn in the letters and signatures we have.

Go for it.

You know we raised you to do what's right,

so we're here to support you, baby.

Okay, well, we need to go now

if we're gonna make it there on time.

What's wrong? What Lindor say?

Oh, what's happening, baby girl?

He said they locked the building early

due to the media attention.

Mm-mm-mm.

This is crazy.

[somber music]

[doorbell ringing]

[Brown] God, what?

Wait a minute.

Who...

What in the world?

Who turned... Who got the heat on?

It is hotter than the devil's drawers.

And it's hot, I'm about to pass out.

I'm about to have a hot flask.

Are you okay, Mr. Brown?

You know I'm not okay.

It's hotter than the devil's drawers

in here. It's hot.

I was just trying to enjoy some Bikram hot yoga.

Well, hot bikka yoga ain't working for me.

It's hot. I'm melting away

like a chocolate bar on a summer day.

I feel like I'm melting

like one of the molten chocolate cake things.

You know the thing.

Yes.

Okay, well, first, it is Bikram hot yoga, not Becky.

And you're talking about chocolate molten cake?

Don't try to tell me what kind of chocolate I'm gonna be.

Let me be chocolate me, okay?

-Yes. -[Brown] It's hot.

Okay, I'm glad you're doing okay, Mr. Brown.

I was just trying to break a sweat.

Well, you won't break my soul.

I'm gonna tell everybody. Hey, it's too hot in here.

Turn it on 60 or something.

Yo, is the thermostat broke? What's going on?

No, I was just trying to do some hot yoga.

Yeah, I know. A, a, a...

a drop of sweat just fell down my ass, babe.

You know what?

Let's get the AC on, for sure.

-Babe, you okay? -I'm fine!

I'm fine.

All right, well, everybody in the house is sweating.

Okay, look, they old. Normally, they cold.

I don't know. What are they complaining about?

Listen, man, I don't mind jumping through hoops for you,

but the residents shouldn't have to do that.

So now you're jumping through hoops?

Yeah, oh, yeah. I thought this was a we thing.

It is a we thing.

We need to be considerate to the other people

in this house.

How?

Okay, then, well, maybe we should just stop trying then.

I can't even get a workout... [mutters angrily]

I hope she mean that.

[upbeat music]

[easygoing music]

Well, I like this video.

I can't believe we can't even turn in these letters

and signatures to our own representative.

Boy, sound like y'all a little tizzy or something.

-Really, Mr. Brown? -Yeah, really, really.

We brought the online signatures,

but we really wanted to make a difference.

You know what the problem is?

Y'all need to get off them cell phones

and start talking to people.

People don't wanna people no more.

That's the problem.

Sandra, you all did make an impact.

Look at it. They heard you.

Look at all the scrutiny that this has gotten.

Dr. King once said,

"We must accept finite disappointment,

but never lose infinite hope."

You're just so deeper. What are you saying?

-[Reginald] Oh. -What, what--

I'm talking about hope, Brown.

Oh, yeah.

And I should still have access to that building.

So we may get those letters to the right hands after all.

If we could get these to the representatives,

that would be amazing.

Yeah, I'll drive. Thanks, Mr. Reginald.

This must be, uh, what privilege feels like.

Okay, let's go before the privilege gets here.

So he wound up not buying it.

I thought for sure he was gonna get that

so we can go back to back to back to back.

[easygoing music]

[doorbell ringing]

Oh, we got to get some batteries.

This thing is messed up.

What, y'all take a jet down

to the court building? That was fast.

Uh, we actually couldn't find it.

Well, I told you we could try again.

I can visualize it clearly.

What's the name of that adjacent street?

Main Street? It's Main Street.

It's the Main Street there.

And all you got to do is just keep going.

-You're running the... -Okay, Mr. Brown,

You know, we tried.

Thanks again.

Thanks for trying, Mr. Reginald.

Oh, wah, wah.

Come on, Mr. Brown.

You know he has a hard time remembering sometimes.

I don't know. Catch what he got.

Well, so what happened, baby?

Uh, Reggie couldn't find the building.

Now they stuck with these 200 signatures

and all them letters they've been carrying, right?

They look like little letter carriers.

It's okay, Mom. We tried our best.

-Yeah. -Wait, you know what?

Let's take a video of all the signatures you got

and tag our representatives.

Yes! Yes!

Then we can make a Knick Knock video.

It'll go viral for sure.

But they banned.

[Brown laughing]

-They banned! -Mr. Brown!

Stop. Now come on. Don't, really.

I'm making a Knick Knock video.

You need to put some lotion on your legs.

You need to cut it.

[easygoing music]

[door opens] [doorbell ringing]

Oh my gosh.

-Mm-hmm. I caught you. -Huh?

You can have coffee, but I can't?

[Leah] Hmm?

I thought we were on a break, like you said.

Keep wearing them tight-ass jeans, boy.

You ain't gonna never make a baby.

[Efe] You should drink the coffee already.

But!

If you want to get pregnant, add more yam to your diet.

Yam, twins.

No, I didn't say sweet potato. I said yam.

Yams, yeah.

I have a tip for you, Leah.

Oh, I got a tip, too.

How about you and me, Anastasia, have a baby?

Come on, now. Old-fashioned way.

-Eat! -Let me get my fun meds.

I'll be in the room in a minute!

Fun meds?

Sorry for going overboard with the trends, baby.

I'm sorry.

Look, I'll take the shakes.

Can you please stop being so manic?

-Manic? -Yes.

What about the vitamins?

-Deal. -Okay.

You're the best husband ever.

-Mm, I know. -Mm.

You ready to go... try it now?

Oh, let me get my coffee. Gotta wake the little man up.

[blowing a raspberry]

Little man?

Ooh, come on, Big J.

You're pr... Oh, yeah!

[upbeat music]

What y'all nervous about?

You think you're gonna have to go out and get real jobs

like real people?

Now they about to make this Knick Knock announcement.

Hey, y'all better start practicing,

"Can I take your order, please?

Would you like fries and a shake with that?"

"You want wax on your car?"

[Vinny and Brown laughing]

We can't build another Black Wall Street

working for other people.

Y'all gonna make me black out

if y'all don't stop all that pacing.

Stop all that walking! You, both of y'all!

[Reporter] This has been quite amazing to watch.

The younger generation has stood up

to a possible Knick Knock ban,

which has made quite a few of them millionaires.

[Vinny and Brown] Millionaires?

Which one of them apps made millionaires?

Yeah, I've been giving money through them app,

but ain't nobody ever gave me no million dollars.

Mr. Brown, you're not supposed to be sending

anybody money through apps.

That's a scam.

Well, I don't care. Nobody said nothing about no spam.

[Reporter] I hear there was a group of students

that turned in over 200 signatures.

We have breaking news.

Well, we have to thank those students

because the bill did not pass.

That's right. No Knick Knock ban.

-Yes! -Yes! You did it, Philip.

No, we did it.

Thanks again, Mr. Reginald and Mr. Bro...

Maybe not so to much you.

You two did all the work.

I'm just proud to see the next generation

of young leaders and heroes.

I don't know what I would have done

without being able to make videos to share with my fans.

Bravo, Sandra and Philip.

Bravo!

[Vinny clearing throat]

Lookie here. Lookie here. Lookie here. Lookie here.

Which one of y'all gonna show me the ropes on that app?

You know, I got money to make,

I got weed to buy, and women to spend it on.

For a small fee.

Okay, uh, Vinny ain't got no woman.

You ever seen him with a woman?

I got a woman to spend money on.

Now, what is that small fee gonna be?

We will help you monetize your account

for 30% of your profit.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

We?

I'm the one with a monetized account.

I'm proud of y'all and all, but 30%?

That's highway robbery. I'm out.

Damn.

-Hey! -Wait a minute.

You ain't grown, little girl.

Watch your mouth. Y'all rich for little kids.

No wonder y'all about to burn a hole in this floor right here.

Okay, so tell me what my percentage is gonna be.

My small percentage, is it gonna be, like, 15%?

30%.

30%?

-30%? -I'm out.

30%?

Uh-uh. Y'all drive a hard bargain.

Okay, I'm gonna give it... I'm calculating.

That's the way I calculate.

How about 17%?

-30%. -No.

I want a discount for 17%.

17.50 is all I take on the discount.

Y'all talking about giving me 30%.

-Yes. -Okay.

-40%. -No, no, no, no, no.

Let's hear him out. You only want 17%.

No. I'll tell you what.

18 1/2%, and that's the best thing I'm gonna do.

Y'all trying to give me a 40% discount.

I want 18%. Or I don't want nothing.

I want my money, and I want it now!

Okay, we'll only give you 18%, okay?

-Thank you! -Woo, he's stupid!

-This is delicious, baby. -Uh-huh.

-Mm-hmm. -Better than mine.

You put something special in it?

I just put a little love in it, you know.

Oh my goodness.

-Morning, Grandpa. -Don't good morning me, y'all.

Hold on, Grandpa.

Why you coming here with all this bad energy?

-Hey, you want a smoothie? -I don't want no damn smoothie.

Smoothies give you the poo-poos!

-What's wrong with him? -Cranky.

Ooh, Miss Anastasia, you want a smoothie?

Oh, no, dear.

Now, if you find an age-defying recipe,

let me know.

-[indistinct] -Jeremy!

[laughs]

So, I see you're enjoying the baby cocktail as well, eh?

[laughs]

I wonder what's so funny.

Don't worry about them, baby.

Mm?

[Leah sighing]

Um, you might wanna check on Mr. Reginald.

I think they think that the smoothies

have pregnancy hormones in them.

What?

That's why everybody acting crazy around here?

Why didn't you tell me that?

Oh, I'm the voice of the nation.

No, we ain't going nowhere, y'all.

-All right, see y'all later. -Ooh, smoothie, Son?

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

-What? -Yeah.

It's just fruits and veggies, baby!

Yeah, I ain't about to be no grandfather yet.

You better give me a baby. Hehe.

Bottoms up. Hehe.

[bright music]

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