All language subtitles for Assisted Living s05e11 Cancel Culture.eng

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Man, it sure was nice having
Sandra around this weekend, huh?

Aw! I miss her already.

Oh, Grandpa Vinny,
before she left,

did Sandra say when
she might be back again?

Oh, I get the feeling you'll be
seeing Sandra sooner than later.

Ah, baby girl!
You didn't leave yet!

You're going to be late
for your Sunday study group.

Yeah, man, I ain't paying
all this tuition

for you to be playing hooky.

I'm not playing hooky, Dad, OK?

You know, half the study group
got a stomach bug,

-so it got canceled.
-Oh.

I thought I'd just stay
another day, if that's OK.

Of course it is!

You know we cherish the time we
get to have our baby back.

Aw, thanks, Mom. Me too.

Well, kids are like
athlete's foot.

Just when they think
you get rid of them,

they find a way to come back.

Did you just compare
me to foot fungus?

You know,
I think this conversation

just took a turn
for the disgusting.

You know, we'll see you later.

Your dad and I
have some errands to run.

Yep. Got to go down to the bank,

make sure there's still
some money in there

for all this tuition I'm paying.

Would you hush, Jeremy?
We'll see y'all later.

[Jeremy] See ya.

So, uh, Sandra, why you lie
to your mom and dad?

-Me?
-Yeah, you.

You know your study group
didn't get canceled.

Why would you say that?

Because I played enough poker
in the Navy

to know a tell when I see one,

not to mention that little
unconscious thing you do

every time you lie.

What do I do? I mean,
what do you think that I do?

-Ooh, I can't tell you that.
-Why not?

Because then you won't
do it again.

And then Grandpa Vinny
will be stripped

of some valuable intel insight

of his favorite
great-granddaughter.

OK, well, I'm not lying.

My study group
really did get canceled.

Telling a tale.

OK, you know what?
Agree to disagree.

Thank you for breakfast.
I'm going up to my room.

You can run, but you can't hide!

Grandpa Vinny always
gets to the truth!

She think I'm stupid. I'm just
old, but I ain't stupid.

? No matter what you do
I love you ?

? No matter where you go
I'm behind you for sure ?

? Always remember
Blood ain't never water ?

? We'll make it
if we stay together ?

Phillip dear,

have you seen my commercial
for La'Todd's Fine Dining?

You mean La'Todd's Fast Food?
Yeah, I've seen it.

Like 50 times.
Remember you keep pausing it

and then waiting
for somebody to walk in,

then you press play
like it just came on?

No, that doesn't ring a bell.

Anywhoo, a big TV producer named
Nora George saw my commercial

and offered me a role
on the hit soap opera,

As the Bold and Restless Turn .

That's wonderful, Anastasia.

I love that character
on the show

who plays her own twin.

Oh no darling,
you're thinking of a character

on Days of Our Children .

Oh, of course.

Must be my dementia kicking in.

Ever since I got diagnosed,

I seem to be getting
more and more forgetful.

Aw, don't say that, Judge Juney.

I mean, I get those soap operas
mixed up all the time, too.

Yes, well, the role is mine,
but on one condition,

that I beef up
my social media presence

and get up to
30,000 followers by Friday.

OK, well how many followers
do you have now?

What are followers?

-Followers?
-I'm kidding, darling.

I've had followers all my life,

just not
the imaginary phone kind.

Well, I don't
even have social media.

I wouldn't even know
where to begin.

Well, you're in luck, my dear.

My doctor recommended that I
make a social media account

in order to stay engaged
with the world,

and I recently did it,
and I can do the same for you.

First order of business
to create an account

is you find the icon.

Well, first you want to
download the app,

and then you can create
an account.

Of course.

My mind isn't what
it used to be.

Here Phillip, you take over.

I'll step aside
and let Gen Z take the lead.

I just grew up with a phone
in my hand, Judge Juney.

All right, so we download
the app, and then OK,

put in your email and password.

OK, now we want
to upload a photo.

No, no, no, no, no.

You want to put the center on
your face, not on your you know.

I thought I was trying
to get lots of followers.

OK, fine. My face it is.

Now what?

OK, now you can just follow
a bunch of people,

and they'll follow you back.

I know, I'll follow
my old lovers

and blow past 30,000 in no time.

OK, or you can also
like people's posts,

and then they'll
follow you back.

Just hit that heart button. Yep.

Ooh, look at that outfit. Like

Those high heels are to die for.
Like.

I see why this
could be addictive.

This is gonna take forever.

Wait, I got a way you can
get followers quicker.

-What's that?
-Live stream.

Whatever that is, sign me up.

Cool, I'll get
my sister's halo light.

You do that, dear,
and I'll be here liking outfits.

Ooh, look at that fabulous top.
Like.

Ooh.
Like, like, like, like, like.

Damn, these eggs is slamming!

The Chef, y'all need to come
and get these eggs, baby.

Whoo! Just the young lady
I wanted to see.

Hi, Grandpa Vinny.
Bye, Grandpa Vinny.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, stop right there.

Now, you were supposed to be
back in school this morning,

but you didn't go.
You want to tell me why?

I already told you, OK?
My study group got canceled.

Now, we raised you better
than that.

Especially not to lie
to your elders.

Last chance,
time to tell the truth.

And, uh,
don't scratch your neck.

Is that my tell?

Since you was a rug rat.

So that's how you always
knew it was me

sneaking chocolates
off your dresser?

And you thought I had
superpowers. Now, fess up.

OK, fine. I didn't
go to my study group because,

I want to change my major.

Change your major?
That ain't that bad.

Well, yeah, in theory,
but keep in mind

I've already done a bunch
of classes towards my major.

And I'd have to start
all over again,

which means I basically just

wasted a ton
of my parents' money.

Oh, my God,
you spent their money?

Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Alert the media! Call somebody!

As my great-grandfather,
your jobs make me feel better.

No, it's my job to keep it 100,

which, now your dad, your pop?
He gonna be a little salty.

But, uh, how about your mom?

Oh, bad. Really, really bad.

Yeah, she gonna
clown sure enough.

She like a gremlin.

Yeah, she'll probably MJ
leg-kick me in the back side

and everything.

See, before I declared
English as my major,

she thought I might be better
suited towards communications.

But I was so sure
that English was my passion.

Well, what do you want
to change your major to?

-I...
-And don't say communication.

Well?

Well, what?
You told me not to say it.

Sandra, you're a mess.
I'll tell you what.

Do you remember that time

when you broke
your mom's vase

when you were double-dutching
in the house?

I hid underneath my bed
for hours.

I thought
my parents were gonna kill me.

But they didn't. You know why?

Because Grandpa Vinny
had your back,

and ain't a damn thing changed.

-You still have my back?
-I still got your back.

Don't worry about it.
Now, here's what we gonna do.

Gonna get on our horse.
Get on your horse.

Giddyup. Come on around here.
Come on around here.

Come on here.

We'll go find your mom and dad
and tell them the truth.

Is your horse gonna ride?
Come on, ride along with me.

Hiya! Hiya!

OK, Miss Anastasia,
you are now live.

Hello to all my fans
out there in Internet land.

The Anastasia Devereaux is here
to answer all of your questions.

Great. OK, uh, first question.

"What's your favorite memory
from your acting career?"

Asking me to name
my favorite memory

is like asking an astronomer
to name her favorite star.

There are far too many
to choose just one.

But I never like to
look back, darlings.

While I'm thankful
for all the memories I've made,

to be truly alive, you have
to keep making new ones.

Not me. Not anymore.

All right, quick.
You're at 15,000 followers.

OK, uh, next question.

"What advice do you have for
people who haven't made it yet?"

Nobel Prize author Toni Morrison

wrote her first novel
at the age of 40.

No matter your age, there's
so much life yet to be lived.

The best is yet to come,
darlings, for all of us.

Almost all of us.

You did it, Miss Anastasia!
30,000 followers!

OK, uh, Katiebug12 wants to know

what you're gonna be
acting in next.

Well, now that I've hit
30,000 followers,

I can safely say
I will be appearing

on your favorite soap opera,
As the Bold and Restless Turn .

-Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That ain't good.
-What ain't good?

Um, somebody commented a middle
finger emoji and two poop,

sorry, three poop emojis.
Trying to be accurate.

But I thought people loved
that soap opera?

[Philip] Well, they're saying
they do love the soap opera,

they just don't like you
for some reason.

Oh, 5,000 followers
and you're dropping fast.

I don't understand.
What did I do?

You're so strong, baby.

Yeah, thanks for your help
with the bags.

Oh, you're welcome.

No, I got you. I'll put them up.

Whew.

Why did you buy
all these cream-style corn?

Do you even like
creamed corn, Jeremy?

I mean, it ain't my favorite,

but it was buy nine, get one
free.

I'm not missing that deal.

-Buy nine, get one free?
-Yeah.

OK.

Now, you want me to take these
to the local food bank now,

or you want me to wait?

Hell, no. I'm eating every
kernel of that corn.

I work hard for my money,

ain't nothing worse
than wasting it.

I'm gonna have some corn Jell-O,
corn burgers, corn dog.

-I'm gonna eat all that corn.
-Leon, there you are.

Now, Sandra has something
to tell you.

Tell us what?

Uh, that I love creamed corn.

And I thought it's time
that I told you.

It's not about creamed corn.
It's about college.

Go ahead, tell them.

Ooh, ooh! Did my baby
make the dean's list?

Not exactly, no.
I need to tell you guys...

I want to change my major.

Change your major?
Are you serious?

Come on, Sandra.

Sandra, you have already
taken what, three, four classes

towards your English degree?

Five. To the tune of $10,543,

and that's not counting
room and board.

Why do you know
that exact number?

Because my mind's on my money,
and my money's on my mind.

Sandra, look.
I mean, I knew English

wasn't the major for you
in the first place.

I know, Mom, but it took
me being in college

to realize what I want
to do with my career.

I want to switch
to a communications major.

You know communicating
is my passion.

And them high-ass phone bills
are the proof of that.

I literally told you
to major in communications.

Like, literally, girl!

I'm sorry, OK? I thought
English was better. I messed up.

Yeah, well, you're gonna be
messing up again

if you don't stick this through,
all right?

Now, this is an opportunity
to build character.

And you finish this English
major that you started.

Ooh, finish, finish.
Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Let me see now.

If memory serves me right,

didn't you change
your major not one time,

not two times, but three times
when you were in college?

-He did.
-Three times, Dad?

Don't you got some ribs you
could be making or something?

OK, hold up now.

You got about the best character
of a man that I know,

and you make me proud every day.

Thanks, Grandpa.

But it did take you three times
to get your major right.

Now he wanna have a good memory,
huh? Yeah. All right.

I guess we can look into it

and see about
this communications idea.

Why aren't you smiling?

Sandra, you should definitely be
smiling right about now.

Well, I'm smiling on the inside,
but there is something else.

-Oh, boy.
-Something else? What now?

Well, the communications
department at Crawford

isn't as good as the one
at the local Winding University.

OK.

-She wanna go to Winding?
-Let me get this right.

You wanna transfer from Crawford

to hoity-toity
Winding University

that costs several
arms and legs more?

Yeah, that ain't happening.

You gonna stay
right where you're at.

That's gonna be a hard sell,
baby girl.

But I don't understand.

Why did all my adoring fans
unfollow me?

Um, well, they're saying
they don't like you

because you don't like animals.

Since when do you
not like animals?

Since never, I love animals.

Then why did you like this post?

Do you not see this woman's
chiffon blouse?

Who wouldn't like it?

Well, her page is called
The Fashion Marauder.

She's standing next to a giraffe
that she just shot.

Oh, my God. How horrible.
I didn't even notice that.

But still,
I didn't kill a giraffe.

I just liked the blouse
on the woman who did.

Yeah well,
that's how social media works.

When you like a post,

everybody assumes you like
everything about it.

It was one post. One like.

No, because you also liked
this one with the dead panda,

koala bear,
and the dead bald eagle.

Great. Now they're saying
you hate America.

But just look at these leggings!

I know. I'm in trouble,
aren't I, Philip?

Yeah, but OK.
But we can fix it, OK?

Uh, we just need you to
write an apology letter,

and make a donation to an animal
shelter, fast. ASAP.

Anastasia, is it a good time
for that talk now?

I'm sorry, Reg. I need to
concentrate. Please forgive me.

No, no, no. It's OK.
I understand.

You got a lot going
on in your life. Maybe later.

OK, yes, darling. I'll find you
as soon as I get this sorted.

Now Philip,
I'm in a bit of a panic here.

What do I need to do again?

Oh, no.
My friend just commented,

"Breaking news
from an entertainment site."

"Anastasia Devereaux
is officially canceled."

Definitely taking this.

Mm-mm.

OK, cereal.

I might need it.
Might need syrup.

OK.

Oh, chocolates. Ooh.

I will take fruit.

What are you doing, girl?

Are you playing
with my emotions?

Because I swear you told
me you were staying.

Funny. No, I'm packing snacks
for the road

because I'm returning to school.

I'm doing the responsible thing

and committing to
finish my English degree.

Hooray. So lit. Clap emoji.

So, why do you want to go
to this local college so bad?

What's so special about it?

Well, for one,

Winding has the top rated
communications department

in the nation, and their faculty
is made up of marketing experts,

and they even allow social media
stars to guest lecture

about the business behind the
brand.

-That's pretty cool.
-It is.

You know, social media,
digital marketing,

digital branding, all these
things that I do for fun.

I could get a degree
and get a job doing what I love.

OK. Now, you said for one.
What's for two?

Well, I spent so much time
wanting to get away

that I realized I miss home.

Ha! You miss Lindor.

What? Dad, no.

You guys really think I would
switch colleges just for a boy?

Yeah.

OK, fine. I would do that.
But that's not the case, OK?

I decided this back
when I was still dating

my Crawford boyfriend.
It's what I want.

But if you guys don't think I
should transfer then...

-It's totally fine.
-It is?

Yes.
Because I formulated a plan.

Oh, yeah.
What's this plan you formulated?

Well, I'm going to
honor my commitment

and get my English degree,

and then after I graduate,
I'll grab a teaching job

and earn enough money
to go back to college

and get my
communications degree.

Oh, wow. Now, you are really
committed to this plan.

I am, Mom.

I finally figured out what I
want to do for my career.

Uh, well, your father and I

did some thinking,
and we formulated our own plan.

And we want to send you
to Winding University

to get your
communication degree.

What? Wait, you do?

Yes.

I mean, we want to give you
the future that you want, baby.

And, um, selfishly,
we miss having you home.

Aw. I miss you guys, too.

Even Philip.
Don't tell him I said that.

-[Leah] OK.
-Hold up. So, wait.

So now that we got Sandra back,

we can stop trying to
make a baby, right?

-Ew. TMI.
-No.

I am still pursuing
that dream, baby.

But, um, we want you
to pursue your dream, Sandra.

Wait, OK. Dad, the guy who just
committed to eating

ten cans of creamed corn
because it was on sale

-is really OK with this?
-Baby.

Look, your mom pulled out
the calculator

and she showed me that it would
actually be cheaper

in the long run
to have you stay at home

than living in the dorm
for years.

Your father is joking.
I just showed him that for fun.

I mean, he had already decided
that he was going to do

what it took to make sure
his baby girl was happy.

And your daddy may be stingy
with that coin,

but he's not stingy
with his love for his children.

Aw. You guys are the best.

I know.

-Send.
-What was that?

Oh, I just submitted
the transfer papers.

You sent those forms
over already?

Well, hey, when you have parents
as supportive as you guys,

it's a lot easier to
step out on faith.

That girl putting her
communication degree

to work already.

Yeah, you should probably call
the soap opera producer

and do some damage control.

Nora?

Have you heard the old adage,
no press is bad press?

Yes, I've heard the old adage,

you'll never work
in this town again,

but you don't understand, Nora.

She hung up on me.

What did she say?

She officially rescinded
the soap opera job offer.

I'm afraid my Hollywood comeback
dream is dead.

Has anyone seen Reginald?

He was here a little while ago,
but I don't know where he went.

-Is everything OK, Mom?
-I don't know, baby.

Uh, he broke into the
facility medicine cabinet

and he removed
a bottle of sleeping pills.

You sure it was him?

I mean, who else would
leave an envelope full of cash

-to replace a broken lock?
-Only our dear Reginald.

Miss Anastasia, you don't think
he would do anything

to harm himself, do you?

Oh, we have to find him.
I don't know.

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