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[ Cheering ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Pop music playing ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Alhambra!
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We are Boypocalypse Wow!
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We are back!
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And better
than ever!
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And here's the one
that started it all.
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"Young, Fast, and Firm."
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[ Harmonizing ] ♪ I'm ♪
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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
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♪ Ooh, girl,
you make my mind go crazy ♪
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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm sexy for you,
baby ♪
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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
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♪ Can't you see
all three? ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm ♪♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
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♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, oooh, oooh ♪
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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪
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♪ Baby, baby,
won't you open your eyes? ♪
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♪ Tell me
what you really inside ♪
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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♪♪
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Where's Tribeca?
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She had to take
a personal day.
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We get personal days?
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I came in
when I had meningitis.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Damn.
Boypocalypse Wow.
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[ Chuckles ]
I always looked up to Denarius.
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I figured if a black kid
from the suburbs
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can be pressured by a creepy
manager into joining a boy band,
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so can I.
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Uh, listen, don't leave me alone
with Scholls.
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She's still a little bitter
about the breakup
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and the whole lying
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about the baby
we were raising together thing.
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I'm sorry,
what?
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Never mind.
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Scholls,
what we looking at?
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P.T. Cruiser,
Boypocalypse Wow's bad boy.
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His t-shirt cannon
malfunctioned,
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leaving a fatal amount of space
between his head and his body.
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So,
where's the head?
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On eBay. There was no
"Buy It Now" option,
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so we're bidding on it.
Fingers crossed.
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Was this an accident?
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Man:
Absolutely not.
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Hi.
Jack Pfoopa.
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Manager of Boypocalypse Wow,
Boysters on the Half-Shell,
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and Sir Ian McKellen.
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So, you're saying you don't
think this was an accident?
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We've done this routine
800 times.
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The boys do their moves,
the girls scream bloody murder,
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I get my 80%,
I go home to my parrots.
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No,
if something went wrong,
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somebody wantedthis
to go wrong.He's right.
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The firing mechanism
on the t-shirt cannon
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was tampered with,
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so even if P.T. didn't look
straight down the barrel,
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his tips were frosted
the moment he stepped onstage.
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[ Sighs ] All right,
I'll talk to the band.
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Tanner, canvass the audience
and production crew,
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and Scholls,
return my copy of "Total Recall"
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and stop texting me
after midnight.
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Let me get this straight. So
you're Skylar, the pretty one;
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Chad,
the fat one --
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Funny.
Funny one.
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Funny one.
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Denarius,
the ethnic one.
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Man...
life's so precious.
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You think you're gonna have
your head on your body
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your entire life,
and then -- snap! --
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everything changes.
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How are things internally
within the band? Any friction?
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Oh, we get along great.
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I mean, we've been together so
long, we finish each other's...
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[ Coughs, sniffles ]
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Did P.T. have
any personal problems?
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He was the bad boy.
Bad boys have problems.
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That's why he wrote the song
"Bad Boys Have..."
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♪ Pro-o-o-o-blems ♪
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After him and Lori Loughlin
broke up,
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he made a few
bad Beanie Baby investments
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and then
hit hard times.
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I hear that.
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I got a garage full of pogs
I can't unload.
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But all we can do
is keep going.
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I mean, what we gonna do?
Have a funeral?
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Mind if
I look at this stuff?Knock yourself out.
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Wow.
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Are all these
from your fans?
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Boypocalypse Wow
has the best fans in the world.
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Who's Fran Tabuto?She's our
number-one fan.
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She's been to every concert,
all the mall openings,
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a few dentist appointments,
one shower.
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She's harmless.
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Seems like P.T.
was her favorite.
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"If I can't have you,
no one will.
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Marry me or die.
XO, Fran."
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Do you guys mind
if I have this?
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Sure.
Thanks.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Name, prisoner's name.
reason for visit.
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♪♪
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[ Buzzer in distance ]
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Detective Tribeca,
Diane Duran.
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"Seeking answers about the
location of a former boyfriend
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I believed to be dead
but is actually alive
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and part of
an elaborate conspiracy
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of which I've only
scratched the scarface."
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Surface.
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[ Buzzer in distance ]
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Stall 4.
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♪♪
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You dirty rat.
I want my money.
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You're gonna
give it to me.It's mymoney.
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No, no.
I'm a detective with the LAPD.
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Man: I'll take a look
at it.
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[ Buzzer ]
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♪♪
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Tribeca.
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I never thought
I'd see youagain.
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would you care
for a glass of pinot?
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It's from the vineyard
in my toilet.
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Sergeant Pepper.
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I know
he's still alive.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Yes, you do.
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[ Gasps ]
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Tell me
where to find him. Youdon't find him.
Hefinds you.
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Damn it, Duran!
You give me his exact loc--
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Hold on a second.
I'm getting another call.
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Hello? Okay.
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All right,
give me a minute.
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I have to take this,
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but if you're serious
about finding Pepper,
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he'll meet you here.
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But only go
if you're serious
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about knowing
what the world really is.
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Thank you
for holding.
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Okay,
I'm taking off my top,
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and then I'm gonna go
to the grocery store
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and I'm gonna buy
some Kombucha.
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♪♪
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[ "Young, Fast, and Firm"
playing on stereo ]
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♪ Young, fast, and firm♪
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Someone's home.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Ms. Tabuto?
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LAPD!
Open up!
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Let's rock and roll.
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1, 2, 3.
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Hello?
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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[ Scoffs ] Really?
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I step out one time
in eight hours.
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Eddie.
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I can't believe it.
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Angie...
we have a lot to talk about.
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But could you just
go outside again
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so I could be
in the chair?
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You're under arrest for
probably murdering P.T. Cruiser.
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I didn't kill him. I lovehim.
Why would I kill him?
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Hey, we'll ask the questions
around here.
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Why would you
kill him?
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I didn't.You think
we got the right person?
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This place
looks pretty normal.
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Mind if
we take a look around?
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Sure. As long as you don't
go into thatroom.
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I think
that's where we'll start.
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♪♪
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[ Scoffs ]
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♪♪
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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Anything you say can
and will be used against you
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in the court of law.
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This offer cannot be combined
with any other rights.
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Void where prohibited
by law.
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Some assembly required.
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Driver does not
carry cash.
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[ Romantic music playing ]
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I have
so many questions.
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I thought
you were dead.
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How could you do that
to me?
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♪♪
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Does that
answer your question?
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Yes...but then what about
the phone calls?
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If you were alive,
why not just --
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Oh.
That makes sense.
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But then
how did you --
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I guess
that covers it.
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No more questions.
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♪♪
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You remember
how to do this, right?
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I think
I can figure it out.
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Mm.
Mm...
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Uh...
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No.
No.
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All right,
maybe I-I need a refresher.
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♪♪
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You wanted to see me?
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I have no desire to see you,
but it's my job to report to you
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what I find
about your cases.
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There's no way Fran Tabuto
murdered P.T. Cruiser.
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We were in the apartment. That
woman's guilty of something.
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Nothing we found in
that apartment incriminates
her in this murder.
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You want us to set free
the lunatic that made this?
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Not all those teeth
are his.
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Out of all of Fran's letters,
only the one
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you found in the dressing room
threatens violence,
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and it wasn't
in her handwriting.
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Are you saying
we got the wrong guy?
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I'm saying
if I were you,
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I'd get back together with me
and reopen your investigation.
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♪♪
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Why are you
talking to me?
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Really.
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I mean, didn't you already
arrest a murderer?
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Her handwriting didn't match
the threatening letter,
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so we're thinking
she was framed.
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[ Laughing ] Oh!
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So, who --
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Who are you looking at?
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I'm looking at you,
Mr. Pfoopa.
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You've gotten a lot of press
since Cruiser's death.
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Ticket sales
are through the roof,
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and GQ just named you
Scumbag of the Year.
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[ Laughs ]
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Am I profiting
off P.T. Cruiser's death?
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Yes!
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Is Boypocalypse Wow
playing arenas now
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instead of rec centers?
Yes!
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Did I place an order
this morning
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for 1 million detachable
bobbleheads in P.T.'s likeness?
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No, 'cause I just
thought of that.
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Look.
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If I had known that his death
would be this good for business,
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I would have killed
the son of a bitch years ago,
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but I didn't know.
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I didn't kill him.
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So cool your jets.
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See, the thing is,
once we get a new bad boy,
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no limit
to Boypocalypse Wow.
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You want to investigate me,
go right ahead.
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I got nothing
to hide.
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So you're saying
if the LAPD does some digging,
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we're not gonna find
any skeletons in your closet?
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I bought every one of
those skeletons online legally.
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Fran Tabuto
was set up --
258
00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:31,739
something three dating sites
weren't able to do.
259
00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,263
The murderer thought Fran
would be a perfect patsy.
260
00:10:34,263 --> 00:10:36,308
It hadto be someone
with backstage access.
261
00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:37,919
The whole crew
had alibis.
262
00:10:37,919 --> 00:10:40,748
Hmm.
I'm thinking
somebody in the band killed him.
263
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,227
Since Pfoopa's cooperating,
264
00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,926
I say we place somebody
undercover with the band.
265
00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:46,841
I mean, they got to be
believable, though.
266
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:49,582
They got to know the dance moves
and the songs cold.
267
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,410
Now, who do we have
that can pass for a pop star?
268
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,674
Geils: If for one second
they think that he's a cop
269
00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:55,240
and not a handsome
versatile musician,
270
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,720
the whole operation's blown.
271
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,027
Not to mention we'll have
a dead cop on our hands.
272
00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:00,985
Detective Green!
Yes?
273
00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:03,684
Is that soy milk
in my coffee?
Sorry.
274
00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:05,903
I can do it.
You sure,
Tanner?
275
00:11:05,903 --> 00:11:08,645
I mean, I did "The Wiz" for six
months down at the Pantages.
276
00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:12,127
Which you all would have
known about if you'd have
came to one of my shows.
277
00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:15,260
Oh, that was
a crazy time for me.Your e-mail
must be going to my spam.
278
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,784
It'll never work!
279
00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:20,439
You can't just say
that you're in a boy band!
280
00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:22,528
I mean, most kids go to
eight years of boy-band school
281
00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:25,793
before they even thinkabout
putting on a hat the wrong way.
282
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,229
You got
to earn it.
283
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,709
Geils: We don't have
another choice.
284
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,406
This is the only way
to draw him out.
285
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:31,755
Nobody will believe it!
286
00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:33,409
Look, can he sing?
Can he even dance?
287
00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:35,672
Sir, you'll be able to see
that I can do both.
288
00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,065
Okay.
Let's see.
289
00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,806
Go ahead.
290
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:48,119
♪♪
291
00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:04,048
Huh! [ Panting ]
292
00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:05,484
Congratulations!
293
00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:08,096
This is the moment
when a man becomes a boy.
294
00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:12,927
[ Romantic music playing ]
295
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:18,541
[ Both coughing ]
296
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:21,152
[ Sighs ] I wish we could just
stay here forever,
297
00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,938
but eventually, we have to
go back to our real lives.
298
00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,244
I'm a cop,
and you're the people we catch.
299
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:28,638
Well, we have this Airbnb
until noon tomorrow,
300
00:12:28,638 --> 00:12:31,554
so we have plenty of time to
talk about our future together.
301
00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:35,253
♪♪
302
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,821
I'm gonna go pee
so I don't get a UTI.
303
00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:43,392
♪♪
304
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,051
[ Grunts ]
305
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:53,968
♪♪
306
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:03,499
Whoa.
307
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,154
Aww.
308
00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:07,938
♪♪
309
00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:09,331
Whoa.
310
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,811
♪♪
311
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,900
Aww.
312
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,640
♪♪
313
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,252
Whoa.
314
00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:20,342
Aww.
315
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:25,521
♪♪
316
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:28,393
Whoa.
317
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:32,267
Aww!
318
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,572
[ Toilet flushes ]
319
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,055
Pieced it all together?
320
00:13:38,055 --> 00:13:39,317
Almost.
321
00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:43,408
Now I'm done.
322
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,933
Nice.
323
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,460
When I was
on the force,
324
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:52,896
I found out
that the biggest criminal
325
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,419
is not
out on the streets.
326
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:57,118
He's in
the mayor's office.
327
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:58,597
Mayor Perry?
328
00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:02,471
Off-duty, I tracked
crime after crime to him.
329
00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:06,431
Voter fraud, racketeering,
money laundering,
330
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,217
racketeering fraud,
voter laundering.
331
00:14:09,217 --> 00:14:10,653
Th-The list
goes on and on.
332
00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,133
[ Woman screaming ]I don't understand.
333
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,482
Why didn't you just bring it
to the Lieutenant?
334
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,266
You can't change things
from the inside.
335
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:16,877
Trust me.
I tried.
336
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,140
[ Leprechaun cackles ]What about Mayhem Global?
337
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,619
I amMayhem Global.
338
00:14:20,619 --> 00:14:23,100
As soon as we get
Mayor Perry out of there
339
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,493
and elect Dick Dreyfuss,
340
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:26,538
we can start to make
real change,
341
00:14:26,538 --> 00:14:27,888
crack down on crime --
342
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,672
Well, actually,
Mayor Perry launched
343
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:31,848
a really effective
crime initiative last year.
344
00:14:31,848 --> 00:14:34,590
All right, environmentally,
we can get the city off coal,
345
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:37,027
get a train that goes
from downtown to the beach.
346
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:39,290
Actually, Perry pledged
to get us off coal by 2020
347
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,727
and he just expanded the
Expedition line to Santa Monica.
348
00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:43,033
Mayor Perry sucks!
349
00:14:44,295 --> 00:14:47,124
There's one number
programmed into this phone.
350
00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:50,388
When you're ready to be
part of the revolution, call it.
351
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:51,868
[ Sighs ]
352
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:56,220
Do you have, like,
a charger or something?
353
00:14:58,135 --> 00:15:00,050
♪♪
354
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,834
Gentlemen,
meet Daniel Tanner.
355
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,142
Boypocalypse Wow
has a new bad boy.
356
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,622
It's a pleasure
meeting you all.
357
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:07,884
I am such a fan.
358
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:09,320
Hey, what's up,
man?
359
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,454
I'm the diversity
in this group. Step off.
360
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,196
Denarius, he's the bad boy,
you're the ethnic one.
361
00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:17,154
There can be overlap.Yeah, man.
362
00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:19,287
It's 2016.Yeah, I know
what year it is.
363
00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:21,202
You're gonna get hazed
for a little while,
364
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,247
but eventually,
you'll just be one of the guys.
365
00:15:23,247 --> 00:15:25,032
Thanks, man.
366
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:26,772
Don't thank me,
dickweed.
367
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:28,992
[ Laughter ]Whoo!
368
00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,515
Chad: All right, guys.
Here we go.
369
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,343
Here we go.
Let's get it right this time.
370
00:15:32,343 --> 00:15:35,259
5, 6, 7, 8.
371
00:15:35,259 --> 00:15:36,782
[ Groans ]
372
00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,349
Come on, rook! You got to be
better than this, dude!
373
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:39,611
Keep up!
374
00:15:39,611 --> 00:15:43,528
Here we go.
5, 6, 7 --
375
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,835
[ Groans ] Okay.
376
00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:47,228
You all went on 7
that time.
377
00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:49,317
You got to be ready to go
on anything, rookie.
378
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:51,536
5 --
379
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:54,670
♪♪
380
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,715
[ Laughs ]
381
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,108
[ Groans ]
382
00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,763
Yeah, welcome
to Boypocalypse Wow, son!
383
00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:03,287
Ooh!Welcome
to Boypocalypse!
384
00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:05,333
♪♪
385
00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:08,989
And it took us
a little bit longer
386
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,947
to cross the I's
and dot the T's,
387
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:14,820
so please accept this
LAPD gift basket as an apology.
388
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,909
[ Police radio chatter ]
389
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,215
So, who did it?
Well,
it's still an open case,
390
00:16:18,215 --> 00:16:19,782
so we're not allowed
to discuss it.
391
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,740
No idea?We have a man undercover
right now.
392
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,481
He's posing
as the new bad boy,
393
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,266
so we should have the murderer
in a matter of minutes.
394
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,528
Good.
395
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,138
I just feel so bad
for Skylar.
396
00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,184
All he's ever wanted
is to be the bad boy,
397
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:32,142
and Pfoopa
won't even give him a shot.
398
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,883
Skylar,
the pretty boy?
Yeah.
399
00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:36,059
He originally auditioned
to bethe bad boy,
400
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,582
but since he can't really
grow a mustache...
401
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:39,323
Do you have a sample
of Skylar's handwriting?
402
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:42,022
Uh, a note
or an autograph?
403
00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,806
Scholls:
That's a perfect match.
404
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,721
Over 16 points
of similarity.
405
00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,375
The statistical probability
406
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,725
of this being someone else's
handwriting is negligible.
407
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,379
Thanks so much,
ma'am.
408
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,772
You can remove the pixelation
and put your shirt back on.
409
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:55,470
Thanks, Monica.
410
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,950
I know we ended on a sour note,
but we work well together.
411
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,344
I just hope one day that
things can be good between us.
412
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,607
It means so much
to hear you say that.
413
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,740
Angie!
414
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,785
[ Both grunt ]
415
00:17:06,785 --> 00:17:08,265
You want
to go catch a murderer?
416
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,006
Rescue our buddy
at a big Hollywood party?
417
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,443
Yeah, sure.
418
00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:17,796
♪♪
419
00:17:17,796 --> 00:17:19,668
If you
start to cry...
420
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,713
this is gonna
get awkward.
421
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:27,154
♪♪
422
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,894
Tanner's still not
picking up.
423
00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:31,027
Floor it.
424
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:34,074
[ Siren wails ]
425
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,513
It's gonna be parties like this
for the rest of your life, man.
426
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,949
Come on.
427
00:17:39,949 --> 00:17:41,733
Let me
show you the house.
428
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,999
♪♪
429
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:50,742
"Tingly Feelings"
started it all.
430
00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:52,048
Wow.
431
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,137
I remember that.[ Chuckles ]
432
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:56,313
That was
P.T.'s biggest song.
433
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,010
Yeah.
It's yours now.
434
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,362
You know, all I ever
wanted to be was the bad boy,
435
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,233
but the moment
I walked into the audition,
436
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:06,280
Jack Pfoopa said,
"We found our pretty boy!"
437
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,716
Wow.
438
00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:10,762
Is this Jack's trophy
and antique weapons room?
439
00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:13,200
I'm more
than just a pretty boy.
440
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,246
Sure, I'm angular,
great smile, blue eyes,
441
00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:18,161
butt cheeks
like two vanilla cupcakes,
442
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,815
but I can be bad.
443
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,209
You know what I had
for breakfast? Cookies.
444
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,689
I don't floss.
I don't make my bed.
445
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:27,562
[ Scoffs ] It's been over 48
hours since I talked to my mom,
446
00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:29,259
but Pfoopa's
got me pigeonholed.
447
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,305
[ Chuckling ]
I don't know, man.
448
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:33,263
I mean,
you're the pretty boy.
449
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,178
Seems like
a sweet gig to me.
450
00:18:35,178 --> 00:18:36,832
[ Chuckles ]
Exactly.
451
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,922
That's all anyone ever
wants me to be -- sweet.
452
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:41,576
If I'm hearing you right,
453
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:45,145
you'd do anything
to be the bad boy, wouldn't you?
454
00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:48,887
You got that right.Maybe even kill
P.T. Cruiser.
455
00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,367
Maybe.
456
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,195
Skylar,
do me a favor.
457
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,415
Put your hands
on your head.
458
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:56,156
I'll do that,
Danny...
459
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,679
right after I do this.
460
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:01,378
♪♪
461
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:06,688
Tanner! Turns out
Skylar is the murderer!
462
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,690
Oh, you found out already.
Good.
463
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,735
Skylar,
drop the crossbow.
464
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,302
Come on. You don't -- You
don't have to do this.
You're not the bad boy.
465
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,695
[ Sighs ]
466
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:17,525
[ Voice breaking ]
He's right.
467
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,830
I'm not.
468
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,094
Skylar, don't!
469
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,053
But if
he's feeling it...
470
00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:26,664
[ Screams ]
471
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,884
Oh, damn.
That's a shame.
472
00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,973
Tanner,
the honor's all yours.
473
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:35,107
Congratulations.
474
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,633
You're going
to jail...
475
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,897
bad boy.
476
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:44,595
[ Siren wails ]
477
00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:46,380
Reporter:
The Boypocalypse Wow singer
478
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,512
has been found not guilty
by reason of insanity.
479
00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:49,861
I can't believe it.
480
00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:51,863
I can't believe
he got off.
481
00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:53,561
Pleads insanity.
482
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,520
Now all he has to do
is six months in a psych ward,
483
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,523
a charity concert,
and he's back out on tour.
484
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,308
Tanner...
can you get us tickets?
485
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,135
Maybe the San Diego show.
486
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,355
What's the point of any of this?
We have evidence, a confession,
487
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:07,879
and the bad guy doesn't spend
one night in jail?
488
00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:09,229
That's the system,
Tribeca.
489
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:10,534
The system sucks.
490
00:20:10,534 --> 00:20:13,581
♪♪
491
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:14,886
[ Sighs ]
492
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,192
♪♪
493
00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:21,023
Maybe we don't take her
to San Diego.
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