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Okay, Mr. Fibonacci,
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let's see how we did
with your hair transplant.
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Oh.
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I think you're gonna be
very happy.
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Wow.
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This is fantastic.
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Thank you, doctor.
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Oh, you're very welcome.
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Good luck
fighting the girls off.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh, hey, doc, just a sec.
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I have a little pain
in -- in my side.
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That's odd.
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Have you had a kidney removed
lately?
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I don't think so.
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My wife usually handles
that stuff.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
I wouldn't worry about it.
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I mean, I might call the cops
and report an organ theft,
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but just to be
totally safe.
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Will do.
All right, thanks, doc.
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You bet.
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♪♪
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[ Alarm beeps ]
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Stay with me, Tribeca.
Is she gonna be okay?
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Oh, no,
she's definitely going to die.
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Will you marry me?
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I said I'm going in!
I'm going in!
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I'm going in!
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Angie.
Come to the other side, Angie.
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Sergeant Pepper?
Where are you?
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I'm here.
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Where?
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Hi, Angie.
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I --
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Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!
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Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!
Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!
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[ Monitor flatlines ]Nurse!
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[ Screams ]
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Sweetheart,
what's the matter?
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What are you doing here?
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What am I doing here?
I'm your husband.
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We moved in together
after they fit all the
brains back in your head.
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[ Baby crying ]
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Oh, looks like
someone needs his mommy.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Metal clangs ]
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[ Screams halfheartedly ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Cellphone vibrating ]
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Tribeca.
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I'll be right there.
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You wanted to see us,
sir?
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I need you two
to get over to the hospital.
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Somebody's stealing organs.
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Do we know who?
It would save a lot of time.
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I'm afraid not.
But we better find out
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before the mayor opens his
new cancer research wing.
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After his campaign manager
turned out to be a murderer,
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he's desperate for anything
to boost his approval ratings.
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So he opens a cancer wing to
appease the anti-cancer voters.
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I know, Tribeca.
It's a cynical time.
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Now, because of the very
specific nature of the case,
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the department has assigned a
romance novelist to advise you.
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Her thoughts may seem whimsical
and pointless at first,
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but in the end, you'll realize
she was right all along.
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Geils, Tribeca,
Miss Jackie Wilder.
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[ Romantic music plays ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I'll never forget you,
my succulent, rippling man lion.
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And I'll never forget you,
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chick I met on the elevator
30 seconds ago.
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Hello, detectives.
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I'm very much looking forward
to working with --
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Wait a second.
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You two are in love.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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Don't tell a tale
to a tale teller.
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It's the oldest story
in the world.
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Girl cop gets boy partner,
boy falls in love with girl,
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girl explodes
and falls in a year-long coma.
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You couldn't be more wrong.
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You should stick to
writing novels, Ms. Wilder.
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You. Your story's written
all over your face.
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Poor family.
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Ran away with a circus
for a better life.
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11 long, hard years of riding
the rails as a strongman.
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I bet you're still sending money
home to Romania, huh, kid?
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And you.
You are a lover.
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A man of passion
and romance.
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I see you dead in a boating
accident in 16 months.
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Damn it.
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[ Indistinct announcement
over P.A. ]
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Scholls.
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Tribeca.
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Ooh, cozy.
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What are we looking at,
Scholls?
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Wait a minute.
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You two --Eh.
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Patient went in for
a routine hair transplant,
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came out missing a kidney.
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Anything point
to who did this?
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We won't know
until we cut him open.
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I'm sorry,
until you what?
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Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to keep quiet.
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This is a crime scene.
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Here, put a little bit of this
under your nose for the smell.
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Thank you.
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Sir, I'm not gonna
ask you again.
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Oh, yeah. Whoever did this
had medical training.
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You can see here and here where
they clamped the blood supply,
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and look at the suture knot.
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This was no butcher.
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This was
a crime of passion.
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Someone did this for love.
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Actually, Jackie, we find that,
generally,
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organ theft is a crime
for money and profit.
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Oh, really,
Detective Tribeca?
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Is that what you find?
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Well, let me tell you
what Ifind.
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I find that it's very tough
for you to be back in a hospital
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after what happened
to you.
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The sounds, the smells.
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They bring back
a flood of memories.
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Year of life...gone.
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A year
that could have been.
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Aching in your loins.
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Hey.
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I've had bad loins
since I was a kid.
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We should have a word with
the chief of the hospital.
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Let's start with "hello"
and then go from there.
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Nothing happens in this hospital
that I don't know about.
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So, who do you think
is stealing organs?
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Someone is stealing organs?
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We have to put a stop to that
immediately.
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Are you aware this is
the only hospital in Los Angeles
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that turns a profit?
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I don't think I like
what you are insinuating.
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Yes, we make money.
We do it honestly.
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We gouge the patients
in their most vulnerable time.
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Can I have another blanket,
please?
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Yes, of course you can.
I will get it myself.
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2 grand.
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We're gonna need a list
of the nurses and doctors
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who were present
during those surgeries.
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I'd be happy to help,
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but there would be
some small processing fees.
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How about this --
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You give us a list,
or you go to jail.
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You'll like it.
It's free.
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Socialist.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, are you okay?
You look a bit tired.
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I haven't
been sleeping much.
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Angie Tribeca?
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Nurse Lowboobs.
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Oh, how you doing
since the coma, baby?
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Oh, we were so worried
about you.
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I feel much better,
thanks.
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And where's that cute guy
that used to come and
visit you every day?
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He's right here.
Detective Geils.
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No, not him.
Another man.
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Scruffier.
More of a movie guy.
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It sounds like you're describing
Eddie Pepper,
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but that's impossible
because he...he --
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Disappeared under
mysterious circumstances?
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It was just a dream.
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Was it?
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I don't know anymore.
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Oh, I think you do.
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He's out, Dr. Brainerd.
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Thank you, Dr. Stein.
Scalpel.
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So, did you notice
anything unusual
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during Mr. Fibonacci's
hair transplant?
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No, no.
It was totally routine.
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Would someone mop my brow?
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Of course, doctor.
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Have you seen
this kidney?
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Oh, gross.
Why would you show me that?
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Because this kidney
went missing
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from your patient
during your surgery.
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[ Instrument clatters ]
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Sorry, Dr. Stein.
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Nurse Barton, try to be
a little more careful.
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Dr. Brainerd: I remember
he said something about that.
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Would someone rub my shoulders,
please?
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Of course, doctor.
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Ahh. Come on,
more pressure.
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Applying more pressure.
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Okay.
All righty.
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I'm ready for the new hair.
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Thank you.
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Stapler.
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You know, I wouldn't
even have the expertise
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to remove a kidney.
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I was booted out
of surgical rotation
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because of my phobia
of internal organs.
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See?
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Organophobic.
His story checks out.
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Nurse, would you finish up,
please?
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Of course.
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So, what you're saying is
you're nowhere.
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Joan Wilder:
Just remember,
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you can't spell "nowhere"
without "now" and "here."
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Lieutenant, can you take
this woman off our case?
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She's incredibly irritating.
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Why don't you let me worry
about who's on the case
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and you worry about shutting
down the organ pipeline
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before the mayor's
ribbon cutting.
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Wait a minute.
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Pipeline.
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Pipeline. That's it.
Pipelines have two ends.
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If we can't figure out
how the organs are coming in,
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maybe we can figure out
where they're coming out.
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The black market.
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In my fifth novel,
"Passion Feast,"
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the heroine bought all her
handbags on the black market
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in hopes of convincing Thomas
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that she was an heiress
instead of a shop girl.
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But what she didn't know is
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that Thomas was only
a cobbler's son.
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Of course.
The black market.
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Tanner, what do you know
about the black market?
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Why are you asking me?
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No reason.
I just thought you might know.
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Why would I know?
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Because you're a detective
with experience on the streets.
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So, why didn't you
ask Tribeca?
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Because I can't tell if
she has experience on
the streets or not.
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I know he doesn't.
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I have some.
On my father's side.
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Boy,
that was uncomfortable.
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Excuse me, Ms. Wilder.
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Would you mind signing my copy
of your third novel,
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"A Confusing Promise"?
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I will, but there's something
I need to do first.
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There.
That's better.
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Now, who should I
make it out to?
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Oh, uh, Monica Scholls.
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Enjoy.
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Scholls: "Dear Monica,
the baby you're raising
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was not born out of
a Canadian love tryst.
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Keep dancing
like no one's watching.
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Jackie Wilder."
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♪♪
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Hit "basement," please.
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[ Humming
elevator music ]
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Ding.
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No, no, this is only 2.
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[ Resumes humming ]
258
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:32,756
Man: Firearms!
Get those untraceable firearms!
259
00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:35,759
Cigarettes!
Non-electric cigarettes!
260
00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:39,067
Man #2: Quaaludes!
Vintage Quaaludes!
261
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,634
Grenade sample?
262
00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:44,942
[ Explosion ]
263
00:11:44,942 --> 00:11:47,292
[ Both laugh ]
264
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:50,121
Can you tell us where we can
find the illegal organs?
265
00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:52,733
Oh, there's a guy
just over there.
266
00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,299
Best organs in town.
267
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:55,823
Mm!
268
00:11:59,478 --> 00:12:03,091
Well, hello,
Nurse Barton.
269
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,791
We should go pick her up.
270
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,314
Oh!
271
00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:12,100
Oh, can we look just for
a second, just for fun?
272
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,884
Now, we discussed this.
273
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:16,669
[ Sighs ]
You're right.
274
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:27,376
Nurse Barton.
275
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:32,120
Does that hurt,
when I use that name, "nurse"?
276
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,905
Your parents had all these
hopes and dreams for you,
277
00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:37,342
and all you could
become is a nurse.
278
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:43,044
The lowest of the low,
contributing nothing to society.
279
00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:44,959
A parasite.
280
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:46,351
Geils:
Take it easy, Tribeca.
281
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:49,920
I think it's amazing
that you became a nurse.
282
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,009
I definitely feel safer
with him.
283
00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:54,229
Just tell me,
sweetheart.
284
00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:55,883
Tell me how you
got the kidney.
285
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,885
I told you.
286
00:12:57,885 --> 00:13:00,235
After the doctor left,
287
00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:03,542
I made an incision,
and I took the kidney out.
288
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:08,199
You're a lying whore!Who is she?
289
00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:10,680
She's a romance novelist
who's working the case with us.
290
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,162
Oh, okay, so you're doing good
cop/bad cop/romance novelist?
291
00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:16,425
Believe me,
not by choice.
292
00:13:16,425 --> 00:13:19,254
There's no way she has
the surgical training
to remove a kidney.
293
00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:22,735
You remember in my fourth novel,
"Open Wide, Say Ah,"
294
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,607
an orderly is charged
295
00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,783
for overdosing patients
with morphine
296
00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:30,787
until they realize he has
no idea how to start an I.V.
297
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:34,051
She's protecting the person who
did this because she loves him.
298
00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:35,748
Or her.
299
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:40,536
You remember my second novel,
"Summer Scissor Sisters."
300
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:41,972
We'll have the judge
go easy on you
301
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:43,365
if you tell us
who you're working with.
302
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,541
It was just me alone.
303
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:48,022
I see.
He's married.
304
00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,547
And you think he's gonna
leave her for you.
305
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:56,726
Take it from me,
sweetheart.
306
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:58,728
They never leave.
307
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,211
I have nothing more
to say.
308
00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:04,473
Here.
309
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,909
[ Kitten meows ]
310
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:07,955
[ Blows nose ]
311
00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:11,262
She's protecting someone in that
hospital -- someone she loves.
312
00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:14,831
But she confessed.
Lock her up, throw away the key.
313
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:17,312
I'll call the mayor,
tell him he's clear to
open up the cancer wing.
314
00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:20,750
We get cancer, we go there, they
treat us, everybody's happy.
315
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,144
I don't know, Lieutenant. I
don't think she did it, either.
316
00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:25,320
So, now everybody we lock up
has to have done it?
317
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,496
[ Sighs ]
Tribeca, what do you think?
318
00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:31,456
I hate to say it, but, uh,
Jackie Wilder's right.
319
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:33,415
I agree.
320
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,417
Whoever did this
is still out there.
321
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,245
There's only one way
to draw them out.
322
00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:39,377
Geils does surgery...
323
00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:41,292
on me.
324
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:44,121
Tribeca, for God's sake, you
know about your fear of comas.
325
00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:46,254
Let me be the patient,
you be the doctor.
326
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,734
If I'm ever gonna put this fear
behind me,
327
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,172
I got to go back under.
328
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:55,393
But everyone heard me volunteer,
right?
329
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,830
[ Monitor beeping ]
330
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,660
Hold on a second,
Dr. Stein.
331
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,575
You're gonna be okay.
332
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,621
I know.
I trust you.
333
00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:08,276
But be on the lookout
for anybody trying to
take my organs.
334
00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:10,147
Copy that.
335
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,846
[ Sighs ] All right,
let's get started.
336
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,895
Sharp cutty thing.
337
00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:21,202
Ow! Ooh.
[ Inhales sharply ]
338
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,291
Right through the glove.
Shit, that hurt.
339
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,814
[ Inhales sharply ]
Okay, here we go.
340
00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:28,122
Concentrating,
concentrating.
341
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:30,385
Geils, can I talk to you
for a second?
342
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:32,126
Yeah, sure, what's up?
343
00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:39,655
Our son, Angela,
who's his mother?
344
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,179
That really important,
who's his mother?
345
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,790
Do people really care
who their mom is?
346
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,488
In my family,
it's a tradition.
347
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,403
It was some Canadian chick
I slept with
348
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,405
who I've never spoken to
again.
349
00:15:50,405 --> 00:15:52,189
What part of that
doesn't make sense?
350
00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:55,801
As far as I'm concerned,
you're Angie's mother.
351
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:57,412
Case closed.
352
00:15:57,412 --> 00:16:01,285
Case reopened
based on new evidence.
353
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,769
Yeah,
that's pretty damning.
354
00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:10,425
Monica, I'm sorry.
355
00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:14,690
Goodbye, Geils.
356
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,562
Oh, come on,
don't do the walk-away.
357
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,477
[ Monitor beeping ]
358
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,392
[ Sighs ]
359
00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:23,525
Where's my scalpel?
360
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,570
Where's Dr. Stein?
361
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:31,750
Oh, my God.
362
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,101
Angie, you're gonna be okay,
you hear me?
363
00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,407
I'm gonna find your kidney,
and I'm gonna put it
back inside you,
364
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,888
and everything's gonna be okay
because I love you.
365
00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:41,499
And that thing with me
and Scholls, it's over.
366
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:45,068
I broke it off
no matter what she says.
367
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,244
It's you and me all the way,
baby.
368
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,769
He's never gonna leave her,
is he?
369
00:16:51,857 --> 00:16:54,338
It's Dr. Stein,
the anesthesiologist.
370
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:57,037
He takes the organs, and I sell
them on the black market.
371
00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,126
It's a profit scheme.
372
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,389
I'm so proud of you.
373
00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:03,869
I'm proud of all of you,
because in the end --
374
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:11,051
[ Elevator bell dings ]
375
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,624
[ Elevator bell dings ]
376
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,670
Dr. Stein,
hold the elevator.
377
00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:26,240
Thanks so much.
378
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,242
Dr. Stein: [ Grunts ]
379
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:36,206
Sergeant Pepper?
Where are you?
380
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,468
I'm here.
381
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,166
Where?
382
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,950
Marco?
383
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,952
Rubio.
384
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:46,738
♪♪
385
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,834
[ Sighs ]
386
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,097
Boop!
387
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,360
Boop! Boop!
388
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,927
Hi there.
389
00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:03,842
Sergeant Pepper.
390
00:18:03,842 --> 00:18:06,236
Angie.
391
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,543
Angie. Angie.
392
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:10,197
Angie.
393
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,721
What happened?
Did they take my kidney?
394
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:15,289
Yes, but I found it,
and I put it back in.
395
00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:16,855
[ Groans ]
396
00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:18,335
Angie, we did it.
397
00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:20,424
You conquered your fear
of comas,
398
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:23,384
and I conquered my fear
of performing surgery.
399
00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:25,081
Thanks, Geils.
400
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,475
So, I told you this when
you were unconscious,
401
00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:29,259
but Scholls and I --
402
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,914
and this was completely
my decision -- we broke up.
403
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,742
I'm sorry.
404
00:18:33,742 --> 00:18:35,613
I think
it really bothered her
405
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,615
that I lied about
who I had the baby with.
406
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,139
Women are complicated.
407
00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:40,705
Anyway,
I'm kind of hoping --
408
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:44,187
Geils, I think I have to
find some things out first.
409
00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,233
Oh, yeah. Sure.
410
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,670
Of -- of course.
411
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,150
What things?
412
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,890
It's kind of personal.
413
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,501
Okay. I get that.
414
00:18:56,765 --> 00:18:58,158
Can I know?
415
00:18:58,158 --> 00:18:59,855
No.
No.
416
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,988
Thanks for putting
my kidney back.
417
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:04,947
I'll think about you
every time I pee.
418
00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:06,818
Yo.
419
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,517
Jackie Wilder's new book just
came out based on this case.
420
00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:12,563
Check it out.
421
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,220
I am so excited
to cut the ribbon
422
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,137
for the Joe Perry Center for
Weird Moles and Worrisome Lumps.
423
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:24,096
It is my dream
to one day cure cancer
424
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,794
so that, once again,
425
00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:29,232
we may all enjoy the pleasures
of smoking and drinking.
426
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,583
[ Applause ]
427
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,106
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
428
00:19:35,586 --> 00:19:36,848
Hey, Nurse Lowboobs?
429
00:19:36,848 --> 00:19:38,328
Hmm? What is it, Sugar?
430
00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:40,374
I was wondering if I could see
the visitors log
431
00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:41,810
from when I was in a coma.
432
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:45,988
Oh, sure, yeah.
Uh, oh, I got it right here.
433
00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:47,772
Thanks.
434
00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:54,170
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