All language subtitles for Angie Tribeca S02E04 Youve Got Blackmail [1080p][WEB-DL][HEVC 10bit x265][AAC5.1]_track3_[und]

[ Brakes hiss ]

♪♪

[ Cat meows ]

[ Laptop beeps,
keyboard clacking ]

[ Beeping ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
we are just moments away

from hitting
our one millionth cheat.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I want to thank
each and every one of you

for believing
in my childhood dream --

a service designed
to give a voice to a group...

who for too long
have been silenced.

I'm talking about people
who want to be married

but still bone other people.

Woman: That's right.Man: Hear, hear!

Woman #2: That's right!And now that dream is a reality.

[ Sighs ]

Cheat. Cheat.

[ All chanting ] Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

[ Evil laughter ]

What the hell is going on?

[ Laughter continues ]

Mr. Tweedner,
the servers aren't responding.

I think
we've been hacked.

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Distorted ] Huh?

Sorry. I think you still
have the bathroom key.

Oh. Sorry.

Thanks.

[ Laughing evilly ]

♪♪

Geils, Tribeca,

I'm afraid cybercrime has
once again reared its ugly head.

Lieutenant, I told you,
it's just a printer jam.

Has anyone here heard of
the website "MeetNCheat.org"?

[ All coughing ]

Their server's been hacked.

The perpetrator is threatening

to release the names
and identities

of all the cheaters on the site
unless it's shut down.

[ Whines ]

Why do we have to help a website
that encourages people to cheat?

I say
let the data be published.

Ow!

I know it's distasteful,
Tribeca, but the law is the law.

Now, because it's a cybercrime,

the FBI
has sent us a tech expert

to help out with the case.

I'd like to introduce you
to Special Agent Diane Duran.

♪♪

Good morning.

Agent Duran,
Detectives Treils and Gibeca.

Sorry, I'm flustered
because you're so impressive.

He's Treils.
I'm Gibeca.

Nice to meet you.Hi.

Atkins: Your reputation
precedes you, Duran.

Smart, professional, but with
a fun, mischievous side.

You flatter me,
Lieutenant.

Geils, I think
you lost something.

Uh...
[ Chuckles ]

We got a real tough one here,
Agent Duran.

Call me Diane.

Let's see if we can give this
hacker a run for his money.

At 9:03 A.M., a self-replicating
code was Trojan-Horsed

through the backdoor of
Meet'N'Cheat's servers.

Those computer-sounding words
convince me you're an expert.

Why don't I
set my equipment up,

and you can go talk to
the C.E.O. of Meet'N'Cheat,

find out
if he has any enemies?

Other than every housewife
in America.

[ Laughs ] Great.
We'll get right on it.

I want to date her.

I want to beher.

Garth Tweedner: Okay.
What'd you guys come up with?

Every minute I'm not online,

a dad is throwing a football
with his son,

a mom's helping her daughter
with homework.

Couples are finding ways
to make it work,

and that's money
out of my pocket.

How do you
live with yourself?

I'll tell you how I live.

I sleep on a bed
made out of human buttocks.

Every item of clothing
that I'm wearing

was handmade
by a gifted Asian child.

You want to know what I drink
instead of water?

Supermodel breast milk.

You want to know
what kind of car I drive?

A pre-owned Toyota Avalon.

Sir, on behalf of the 99%,
thank you.

You're a job creator.

What I do might be distasteful
to you, Detective,

but the world needs guys like me
to take us to the next level.

I mean, imagine a world
without honesty,

fidelity,
common decency.

You know what I think?

I think we should let this
hacker release all your data

and bring this company
tumbling down.

Sounds like someone doesn't
want their parking validated.

Do you have any enemies?
People who want you to fail?

Mm...It would be a heck of a lot
easier to count my friends.

Let's do that, then.
Anyone left over will be
considered your enemy.

Okay. Alex Rodriguez,
Dustin Diamond...and that's it.

Wait a second.

There were these twins
that I went to school with,

Ned and Ted Doppelganger.

Hate my guts.

They think that I stole the idea
for Meet'N'Cheat from them.

But that's not true?No, it's totally true.

I literally took their computer
from their home.

Ski mask, flashlight,
the whole nine yards.

Suckers.

There's no way this guy's
friends with Dustin Diamond.

And where would we find
these Doppelgangers?

Well, they teach
at our old school.

You know it as Harvard,
but most people know it

as the Miami University of Ohio
of Massachusetts.

♪♪

Thank you for meeting with us,
Professor Doppelganger.

And Professor Doppelganger.Of course.

Not that we're anxious to
help out our old "friend"

Garth Tweedner.

That prospect
is less than appetizing.

I take it you're not the biggest
fan of the rock star C.E.O.

who stole your idea
and made millions from it.

Since the gag order,
we're not allowed to say

what we really think
about Mr. Tweedner.

But off the record?

I think he's
the scum of the Earth.

Lowest of the low.

Geils: Sounds like
a pretty big grudge.

Big enough to want to take down
his whole operation.

Hacking's not our game,
Detective.

When we take people on,
they know about it.

Besides, we're about to start
a new business venture.

It's called FastFruit.

It's gonna revolutionize
fruit delivery.

You suddenly got a hankering
for a plum?

Within five minutes,
a drone arrives

and drops it
right in your hand.

Allow us to demonstrate.
Name any fruit.

Tomato.
Ugh.
You're that guy?

Ted, it's fine.
Hand me the drone controls.

As we speak,
I'm piloting a drone

to our fruit-distribution
warehouse in New Hampshire.

Is there anything about
the nature of the hack

that would point to
who might have done it?

Now, I've selected your tomato
from a huge pile of tomatoes,

and I'm piloting it
back to this room.

Hackers all have
their own signatures.

They're show-offs.

They don't want
to get caught,

but they certainly
want the recognition.

Holy shit! Look out!

[ Window shatters ]

[ Drone thuds ]

Your tomato.

We're still taking investors
at the $10,000 price point.

So, we've come up empty so far.

Any new leads
you can give us?

I have an algorithm running
that should ping the location

of the servers
connected to the hack.

And I'm making
linguini alle vongole,

but help yourself
to charcuterie

if you need something
right away.

[ Computer beeps ]

That should be the location
of the server.

[ Evil laughter ]

We've been hacked.

My mom had blowy hair.

We don't know much,
Mr. Mayor.

The hacker is threatening

to release the names
of every user on the site

unless we shut it down
permanently.

And now he's inside
the LAPD's network.

And if he can get in here,

there's no telling
what he's capable of.

There's only one way of
dealing with this, Pritikin.

Succumb
to his every demand.

Pardon me?
Shut down the site.
Pay him off.

Make this thing go away.I'm not sure
that'll be the end of it.

There are 25
government employees

in nine different county
departments on Meet'N'Cheat,

including one
in the mayor's office.

Sir, we cannot just
give into this guy.

Damn it, Atkins,
inside the mayor's office.

Not the outer office.
The inneroffice.
Where the mayor sits.

Sir, I understand
there is sensitive info
that we are dealing with --

The guy on this list
sits in the mayor's chair.

Wears the mayor's suits.

Has a plaque on his desk
that says "Mayor Perry."

Look, people are gonna
get swept up in this --

My name is on the list.
Mayor Joe Perry.

Username --
MayorJoePerry1.

Password --
"YesThatMayorJoePerry."

Sir, the only way we are
gonna figure out whose
names are on that list

is to figure out
who the hacker is.

Now, I am asking for
your permission to
divert resources --

Me, the man
standing in front of you,

the mayor of Los Angeles,
cheats on his wife

and does so
by making use of a website

exclusively designed
for cheaters.

MeetNCheat.org.

Mr. Mayor,
if I didn't know better,

I'd think you're trying
to cover up the fact

that your name may have
somehow ended up on that list.

So, who's this guy again?

Just a homie I used to roll with
back in my math club days.

But I got to warn you,
he ain't too good with people.

[ Dog barking ferociously ]

I don't know about this.

What the [bleep]
do you want?!

Ced, it's me, Tanner,
from the old neighborhood.

Who this vanilla yogurt?

Detective Jay Geils,
meet Cedric the Programmer.

So, you talk to anybody
from the old crew?

You hear about
Bernie Macbook?

Nah.
Yeah, man.

Yahoo got him.
[ Gasps ]

Now he creating digital
platforms for branded content.

Damn.

[ Chuckles ]

So,
what we're interested in --Whoa!

Man, who brought
this side of steamed rice?!

Detective Geils,
meet Cedric the Programmer.

A grandfather clock fell
on his head back in the day.

He doesn't remember things
too well.

But he's so sharp
in many other ways.

So, you must be in
a hell of a lot of trouble

for you to call on Cedric.

Well, the fact is,
we're --
Whoa!

Man, who brought this slice
of Monterey Jack?!

Detective Geils,
meet Cedric the Programmer.

Why don't you
let me do the talking?

So, I don't know if you're aware
of this, but --

The Meet'N'Cheat hack.
Ahh.

Yeah, man, that was some
straight-up backdoor

port 3127 forward slash TCP shit
right there, man!

So you know the hacker?Whoa, man!

Man, who brought this roll of
Brawny paper towel up in here?!

Detective Geils,
meet Cedric the Programmer.

Can you not talk
for like 30 seconds?

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Yeah.

Yeah, you got a hacker
named the Mailer Demon

interested in y'all.

And this one bad mofo.

I'm talking arms trading,
government-server breaches,

global destabilization,
mean Facebook comments.

We want to meet him.

The Demon
don't meet nobody

unless a couple of milli
on the table.

Can you get in touch
with him?

What you want me to do?
Send him an AOL instant message?

Could you?
Sure.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

[ Indistinct talking ]

[ Harmonica plays ]

[ Cymbals crashing ]

Geils in position.

Tanner and Hoffman
in position.

Tribeca in position.

No sign of the Demon.
He's 10 minutes late.

I don't like this.

Hang on.
Someone's coming.

I got him.

[ Harmonica plays ]

No, wait a second.
I got him right here.

He's here.
I see him very clearly.

Freeze! LAPD!
Hands up!

Wait a second.
That can't be.

[ Cymbal crashing ]

He made us.
There's a bunch of them.

[ Suspenseful music playing ]

Hey!

♪♪

Freeze!

[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

Noooo!

Atkins: All right.
What have we got?

We know that Diane Duran
is in on whatever this is,

and she's FBI...

Which means anybody
could be in on it,

even one of us.

I think it's time to initiate
Bravo Two Protocol.

From now on, only the four of us
in this room

are pursuing this case.

We don't talk to
any outside agencies,

any government offices,
baristas, or hairdressers,

and that includes
social media.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Find out who Diane Duran
really is

and who she's working for
by any means available.

But keep in mind, this is all
being funded by our tax dollars.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Engine revving ]

♪♪

Digital implant activated.

Scholls: Copy that, Tribeca.
I am seeing what you're seeing.

[ Sighs ]

And I can tell when
you're rolling your eyes.

It's just a little frustrating

when we're doing
Bravo Two Protocol

and Geils
tells his girlfriend.

You gonna cry about it?

No, I'm not gonna cry
about it.

You just have to tell me, 'cause
it could wash out the lens.

Geils, check in.

I'm trying
to get in position,

but these suction cups
might be too powerful.

[ Grunts ]

[ Door creaks ]

Tanner?
Sorry I'm moving
kind of slowly.

There was a mix-up in the
undercover-costume department.

Man:
Next stop, Miracle Mile...

[ Indistinct talking ]

I've got eyes on Duran.

Okay, she's headed
into a building.

4253 Wilshire Boulevard.

Checking.

Building's owned
by a corporation

called Mayhem Global.

Mayhem Global?
What do we know about them?

They got their hands
in a little bit of everything --

construction, import/export,
fracking, real estate,

party supplies, t-shirts,

culturally-insensitive
Halloween costumes,

and all the healthcare
in Louisiana.

So, Mayhem Global hires Duran
to hack Meet'N'Cheat.

She draws us in.

Then she hacks us
from the inside.

But why?
Who the hell are these people?

What are they up to?

[ Muffled ] Package
for Mayhem Global.

Why are you dressed
as an astronaut?

Sign here, please.

Ow!

Why'd you do that?

Does it have to do with why
you're dressed as an astronaut?

[ Telephone rings ]

Hey, Bill.

Scholls, talk to me.

Okay. The server room
is on the east side, 15th floor.

[ Panel beeps ]

Looks like the guard doesn't
have clearance to go upstairs.

Give me a minute.

Hey, guys.
It's Doug.

Welcome to episode two

of "How to Get Someone
to the 15th Floor

When You Only Have
a Key Card

That Gets Them
to the First Floor."

Okay.
Hit 7-7-7-7 pound.

[ Panel beeps ]

[ Strained ] Tribeca, don't do
anything till I get up there.

[ Breathing heavily ]

I'm on 15.
Where am I going?

The server room
is two doors down on your right.

I deactivated
the temperature sensors,

the sound sensors,
and the bathroom,

so you're gonna
have to hold it.

Take a look at the keypad.

I want to see
what we're dealing with here.

Looks like a fingerprint scan.

Any ideas?Reach into your bag.

There should be
a universal finger.

Hmm.

[ Panel beeping ]

I'm in.

Okay.
Boot up the system.

Stick the flash drive
into the USB port.

We'll upload our spyware
into their system

so it can monitor it
from the precinct.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Alarm chirping ]

Hang on, Tribeca.

Tribeca, get out of there!
There's a red dot coming!

I'm almost done.You're almost done
all right.

You looking for this?

Did you really think you could
take down Mayhem Global?

Agent Duran, why?

You're the perfect woman.
You're the perfect FBI agent.

It doesn't
make any sense.

When you see the bigger picture,
Tribeca, it will all make sense.

And you're gonna be
a big part of it.

Really?
I'm gonna be a big part of it?

Wait.
I don't want any part of it!

But like how big of a part?
I'm so confused.

[ Muffled ] Tribeca!

[ Grunts ]
Tribecaaaaaaa!

[ Grunts ]

You can't compete with me,
Tribeca.

I have skills beyond
what you can even imagine --

the ability to balance
workplace excellence,

domestic prowess,
and effortless style.

Women can have it all,
and I'm the living proof.

Not for long.

I call this "Brunch with Global
Conspiracy Girlfriends."

It goes great with a homemade
goji-berry mojito.

[ Grunts ]

"Assassinating the Prime
Minister at a State Dinner."

Don't forget
your mini clutch

for your wallet, lip gloss,
and .38 revolver.

[ Both grunting ]

"Motorcycle Chase Couture."

I need backup.
She's too much woman for me.

Do you think Geils is
in love with you because
you're a tough cop?

No. He's in love with you
because you're a strong woman.

You don't understand.

She's wearing a cape
and rocking it.

You are more woman, more cop,

than any woman or cop
I've ever met.

Now stop hiding
behind that dark suit
and those blocky shoes

and just show her
the woman cop you really are!

Hngh!

Wow.
That look is perfect.

It's called
the Kick-Ass Ensemble

from the Taking Names
collection.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Man: Upload complete.

I'm just activating the spyware,

and then we should have a look
at what Mayhem Global is up to.

Good job, Dr. Scholls.

It was really Tribeca
who did all the heavy lifting.

Well, if Tanner hadn't
driven by with that
truck full of mattresses

at just the right time, you'd be
scraping me off the sidewalk.

I just had a feeling,
you know?

Okay, has everyone
in the scene talked?

Oh, I haven't, sir.
But...now I have.

And we are up and running.

[ Evil laughter ]

Uh-oh.
What's happening?

Uh-oh.

They're uploading something
from our I.P. address.

[ Sighs ]

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Computer beeping ]

What the hell?

Uh-oh. This is all the stolen
data from the Meet'N'Cheat hack.

Names and addresses
of all the members on the site.

They're making it look like
the LAPD is publishing it.

You said Agent Duran
was in jail, right?

I took her there myself.

[ Computer beeping ]

[ Warbling ]