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God, they put those bathrooms
so far...
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Uh, hon...
what are you doing?
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I'm making out with...you?
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Then who is this?
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, he's dead.
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W-Why are you
still kissing him?
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I don't know!
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♪♪
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Rock and roll.
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Keep going! Move!
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Go, go, go!
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Geils, get down!
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I can't. If I stop bouncing,
he'll start crying.
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[ Sighs ][ Cellphone rings ]
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Tribeca.
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Right away.[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Another body just washed up
on the beach.
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Lieutenant wants us there.
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I can't go.
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I got his music class
after this.
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Why does a baby need
a music class?
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What, is he gonna
start a band?
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Oh, you sleep for a year
and now you want
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to start making decisions
about his future?
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I was in a coma.
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You know what,
I'm just exhausted.
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Just drop it.
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But I think someone needs
a diaper change.
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Sorry.
This is my first raid.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Hello, Angela.
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Hello, Monica.
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What happened
to Mr. Handsome here?
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Sir Nathan Handsome washed up
on the shore 7:30 this morning.
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We have to assume
that it's a drowning
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until the lab
proves different.
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Isn't this the 11th drowning
this month?
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12th, actually.
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This is Brad Wilson,
head lifeguard.
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It's pronounced "Brah."
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Angie Tribeca, LAPD.
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Well, Angie, the ocean is the
biggest killer in this county.
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Maybe you should arrest it
and throw it in jail.
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Any explanation for the uptick
in drownings?
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You got a wicked northwest swell
crashing into a southwest rip.
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You do the math.
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12.
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Anyway, there's basically
nothing that can be done,
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so I say dig a hole,
throw him in,
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and say aloha,
the goodbye one.
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We might need you
to come down
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to the station
and make a statement.
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Sure, whatever you need.
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Meanwhile, we're shutting down
this beach.
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-You want to do what?!
-Close the beach.
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-Excuse me?
-Close the beach!
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I can't hear a thing
with these ear plugs.
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Mr. Mayor!
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We need to close every beach
in Los Angeles County.
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Atkins,
have you lost your mind?
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That beach makes up 95%
of the city's revenue.
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Sir, we have had 12 drownings
in the last month.
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It is too dangerous!
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I was just there with my family
this weekend,
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and we had
a heck of a time.
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Little Jimmy
caught an I.V. bag.
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Damn it, Joe!
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Friday is supposed to be
the hottest day on record.
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Everybody and his brother's
gonna be out there!
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That beach stays open.
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My brother's coming
this weekend,
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and I promised him
we were gonna go.
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Is that clear?
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No, not really!
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Okay, 1 better or 2?
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Can I see them again?
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, I just got him down
for a nap.
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Now I just want to put my feet
up for two seconds.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Hey, Monica.
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Yeah, I'm just, uh --
uh, reading him a book.
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Can I maybe
call you back later?
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Yes, I'll be right there.
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Yes, I'll hurry.
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Turns out our guy
didn't drown.
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All the fruit's
grown locally.
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No preservatives,
no added sugar.
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Oh, excuse me a moment.
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Geils, Tribeca.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Here lies drowning victim
number 12.
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Or so we thought.
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Before we go any further,
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I think it just needs to be said
that this guy is ripped.
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Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.
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I'm not saying I'm gay or
a necrophiliac, but if I was,
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I certainly
wouldn't tell you guys.
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How do we know it isn't
a drowning?
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A drowning victim's lungs
would be full of water.
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His were completely empty,
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which means
he stopped breathing
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before he went in the ocean.
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What was the cause of death?
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-Heart attack.
-Heart attack?
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He looks 26, and he's in
the best shape of his life.
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He has an incredible body.
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The odds of an adult male
under 30
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suffering a heart attack
is about 1 in every 780,000,
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unless there's something already
in the system to cause it.
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Scholls, let's run
the blood sample, shall we?
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Mm.
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O-positive.
Iron content seems normal.
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White blood cell count
within a healthy range.
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There's something else
in here.
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Possibly a combination of
fenfluramine and phentermine?
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More commonly known
as Fen-Phen.
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Jay:
A weight-loss drug?
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Wasn't that outlawed in 1997
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because it made people look
too awesome?
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Yes.
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Fenfluramine was banned
in the U.S.
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because of various side effects
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including dizziness, confusion,
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hypertension, and death.
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Ask your doctor if Fen-Phen
is right for you.
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Announcer: Do not operate heavy
machinery while on Fen-Phen.
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If you're pregnant or nursing,
ask your doctor before taking.
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For an erection lasting
more than four hours,
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seek immediate
medical attention.
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If you have a history
of heart disease,
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do not take Fen-Phen,
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as it may exacerbate
your condition.
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We re-checked the blood
of all the victims,
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and they all proved positive
for Fen-Phen.
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Someone is dealing diet drugs
on the beach.
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These people didn't drown.
They're dumped.
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Dumped like a girl
in a coma.
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You were unconscious,
she was conscious.
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Why do I have to keep
explaining myself?
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I did what any rational man
would do.
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I think about you
when I make love to her.
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What else do you want?
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God, I can't take this anymore.[ Baby crying ]
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What was that, 10 minutes?
I'm losing my mind here.
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Didn't you hear him?
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He's having sex with me
when he thinks about you.
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Get over it.
It's getting sad.
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♪♪
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Here's your
stupid statement.
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Am I free to go?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let me see what this is.
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"My Day at the Beach"
by Brah Wilson.
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"My day at the beach
was really fun.
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People played in the water.
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Then I had ice cream.
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It was fun.
I love the beach.
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The end."
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That's it?
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12 corpses wash up
on the beach
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and that's not enough
to keep you up at night?
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What can I say?
I'm a chill dude.
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Well, since you're so chill,
I guess it wouldn't surprise you
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to learn that all those people
you said drowned
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actually overdosed on an illegal
weight-loss drug.
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I'd be surprised
on the inside,
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but you wouldn't be able to tell
from my demeanor, no.
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[ Scoffs ]
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I think you know something.
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And until you come clean,
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I got other ways of getting
what I want.
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You want a statement,
I'll give you a statement.
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We live in a world with waves,
and people need to be protected
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from those waves by men
in shorts.
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Who's gonna do it, you?
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You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
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You ever saved a life,
Detective?
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-Many.
-I didn't think so.
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I look at the ugliest parts
of humanity --
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littering, cellulite,
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an utter disregard for the rules
of volleyball.
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But in spite of it all, I say,
"You're not gonna die today.
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Not on my beach.
Brah has got you."
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Well, I know 12 corpses
that might disagree.
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And I don't appreciate
being questioned by a man
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who has the luxury
of working on land.
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My enemy never stops.
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He keeps coming
and coming.
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[ Imitates waves crashing ]
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And when it comes for you,
which it will,
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you better pray I'm there
to pull you out.
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[ Chair scrapes ]
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So, unless
I'm under arrest...
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...I got a beach to patrol.
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Someone's dealing banned
weight-loss drugs.
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People O.D., they get dumped
in the water,
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the lifeguards call it
a drowning.
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I'll tell you this
right now --
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Brah Wilson knows a hell
of a lot more
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than what he's letting on.
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Not a hell of a lot more,
but more.
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I think we need to get someone
undercover with the lifeguards.
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That person would have
to spend every day
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at the beach
away from their family.
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It would require
a ton of sleep
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and probably no hassles.
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I can't in good conscience
ask anyone to do that.
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I'll do it, Lieutenant.
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Geils, you have a baby
and a love triangle.
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Think about what
you'd be giving up.
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[ Elevator dings ]
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♪♪
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Hey.
How's it going, guys?
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I'm the new lifeguard,
Jay Geils.
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Papers, please.
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Welcome to Malibu.
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Just having paperwork doesn't
make you a lifeguard.
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We're a brotherhood.
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How do we know you got
what it takes?
222
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I guess just assume I do?
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We're gonna need
to see a rescue.
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See that middle-aged Asian man
out in the surf?
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He's been flailing
since you walked in here.
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I give him ten minutes
till he goes under.
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Not so fast, hot-shot.
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I also got a Midwestern couple
about to pull glass bottles
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out of their cooler
over there.
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What do you do?
-I mean --
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Whatdo you do?
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[ Blows whistle ]
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No glass on the beach!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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All right.
Look who it is!
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[ Guitar thuds ]
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Everybody, this is the new
member of our crew.
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Geils, I want you to meet Todd,
Skeeter, Wilhelm, Stacy,
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Lukabubude, Martinez, the other
Stacy, L'Monjello...
240
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-Yo.
-...Oranjello, and Man Stacy.
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Glad to meet you guys.
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I just hope we can all
work together
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to keep these beaches safe.
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[ Laughter ]
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I like him!
He's crazy.
246
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,373
Come with me.
247
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I want to talk to you some place
a little more private.
248
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So, what's your regime?
249
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I'm a Stalin guy.
250
00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:24,949
What? No. I mean
your workout regime.
251
00:10:24,949 --> 00:10:26,385
Oh, you mean "regimen."
252
00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:28,649
Yeah, a lot of people
get that confused.
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Just some weights,
a little treadmill.
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00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:32,870
We're gonna need you
to step it up a bit.
255
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,481
We got a mantra out here,
unspoken rule
256
00:10:35,481 --> 00:10:38,223
passed down from generation
to generation --
257
00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,485
"No fatties."
258
00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:42,575
Doesn't that seem insensitive
in light
259
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,534
of modern-day acceptance
of different body types?
260
00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:46,623
We're all for people
with different body types,
261
00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:48,669
just not on the beach.
We call those "inside people."
262
00:10:48,669 --> 00:10:50,671
I guess I could add in
some more cardio.
263
00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:52,585
Cardio's not gonna cut it,
my brother.
264
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,587
Out here, where
every second counts,
265
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,242
we got to kick things up
a notch.
266
00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,896
What is this?
267
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,377
Trust me, Jay.
I'm about to show you a world
268
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,422
you're not gonna believe
even existed --
269
00:11:03,422 --> 00:11:07,035
endless sun, chill vibes,
hot bodies,
270
00:11:07,035 --> 00:11:09,298
no responsibilities, no babies,
and no girlfriends.
271
00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:10,734
[ Cellphone ringing ]
272
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:16,218
[ Beep ]
273
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:18,220
Who was that?
274
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,830
Nobody.
275
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,746
[ Cheering ]
276
00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:23,965
Now jump in the fire.
277
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,923
What?
278
00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:27,664
I know who's dealing
the drugs.
279
00:11:28,491 --> 00:11:29,884
It's me.
280
00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,496
Face down, maggot!
281
00:11:33,496 --> 00:11:35,498
You're going away
for a long time, scumbag.
282
00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,282
All right!
I'll talk, I'll talk!
283
00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,719
Hang on.
Let's hear what he has to say.
284
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:39,850
[ Exhales sharply ]
285
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,243
It's the lifeguards.
286
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,679
They're dealing Fen-Phen
on the beach
287
00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,072
so everyone will be fit
and attractive
288
00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,421
and also presumably
to make money.
289
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,901
Great.
Let's take 'em down.
290
00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:48,250
Wait a second!
291
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,730
We don't know how they're
getting the drugs
292
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:51,035
or how they're connected
to the bodies
293
00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:52,428
or even who's running
this whole thing.
294
00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:54,082
What are you proposing?
295
00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:56,475
Give me another week with them,
10 days tops,
296
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,434
two weeks
on the absolute outside.
297
00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,218
Let's make it a month,
just to be safe.
298
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,742
I go in deep
with the lifeguards,
299
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:03,352
figure out their operations,
300
00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:05,963
six years later,
we take the whole thing down.
301
00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:07,573
All right.
Let's give it a shot.
302
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:10,838
But I want you to check in
once a week, Geils.
303
00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:13,754
All right. Let's do this.
Hands in.
304
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:17,453
♪♪
305
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:25,287
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
306
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,811
♪ Oh ♪
307
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:29,987
♪ Yeah ♪
308
00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:32,729
♪ You're gonna wake up
one morning ♪
309
00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:35,210
♪ As the sun greets the dawn ♪
310
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,605
♪ You're gonna wake up
one morning ♪
311
00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:41,607
♪ As the sun breaks the dawn ♪
312
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,090
♪ You're gonna look around
in your mind, girl ♪
313
00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,440
♪ You're gonna find
that I'm gone ♪
314
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:52,096
♪ You didn't realize ♪
315
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:55,317
♪ You didn't realize ♪
316
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:58,537
♪ You didn't realize ♪
317
00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:01,627
♪ You didn't realize ♪
318
00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,717
♪ You didn't realize ♪
319
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:08,243
♪ Aah, you're gonna
miss me, baby ♪
320
00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:11,246
♪ Aah, you're gonna miss me ♪
321
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,423
Hey.
322
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:15,903
Tribeca,
what are you doing here?
323
00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:17,339
They probably shouldn't see me
talking to you.
324
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,036
You missed
your last check-in.
325
00:13:19,036 --> 00:13:20,690
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that, bro.
326
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:22,344
Nothing to report, really.
327
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,650
"Nothing to report?" "Bro?"
"Sorry about that?"
328
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,304
"Oh, yeah?"
329
00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:29,264
Maybe you and I should go back
to the office and talk.
330
00:13:29,264 --> 00:13:33,094
Can't do it, man.
This is my office now.
331
00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:37,750
Have a seat.
332
00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:40,579
You want anything
to drink?
333
00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,538
Water?
334
00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:45,410
So, how's it going,
Tribeca?
335
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,760
Busy?
Too busy to hit the gym?
336
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,240
Stress eating?
337
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,676
Don't take this
the wrong way,
338
00:13:50,676 --> 00:13:52,417
but you're looking
a little nourished.
339
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,766
Geils, you look terrible.
340
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,768
What the hell are they
doing to you?
341
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,900
Jealous much?
342
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,380
All right, that's it.
343
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,251
This operation is over.
You're coming in.
344
00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:02,340
I'm not going anywhere.
This is where I belong.
345
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,386
Out here I'm free.
Out here I don't have to lie.
346
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,648
Lie about what?
347
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:08,259
Everything --
my feelings for Scholls,
348
00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,609
me and her raising
our Canadian love child,
349
00:14:10,609 --> 00:14:12,220
my feeling for you...
350
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,179
In summary, I'm just super tired
of all the lying.
351
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:17,529
Out here I can be myself --
352
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:20,358
a 95-pound undercover cop
pretending to be a lifeguard
353
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:23,666
who lives by one motto --
"No fatties."
354
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,060
Jesus.
Your nose is bleeding.
355
00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,323
Oh, yeah.
356
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:31,152
Brah says that's just fat
trying to get out of my face.
357
00:14:31,152 --> 00:14:32,762
You're crazy sunburnt.
358
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:35,896
Wrong. Just my false self
shedding away.
359
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,334
Listen, I know things are
complicated right now,
360
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:41,162
but you can't just run away
from your life
361
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:43,120
and, like, build a whole
new life out of sand.
362
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,775
Too late, Tribeca.
I'm home. This is permanent.
363
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:48,517
I got it again!
Oof! Whoa.
364
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:02,966
[ Indistinct conversations ]
365
00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:05,534
We got a traitor
in our midst.
366
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,928
[ Indistinct murmuring ]
367
00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,930
Let's keep the murmuring
to a minimum.
368
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:13,803
Turns out, someone we thought
was our brother in red
369
00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:16,023
is actually a boy in blue.[ Gasps ]
370
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,676
Police?
371
00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:19,548
You know what we do
with traitors?
372
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,334
[ Chanting ]
Send them home!
373
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,119
Send them home!
374
00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:26,555
Send them home!
375
00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:29,036
Oh, we're gonna send them home
all right --
376
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:30,428
in a body bag.
377
00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:33,127
Watch it.
378
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:39,394
Turns out Wilhelm was actually
"Bill Helm," secret police.
379
00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:42,049
What a waste
of a hard body.
380
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,399
Start digging.
381
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,185
It sounds like Geils
is completely gone,
382
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:49,752
a total write off.
383
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:51,449
I wouldn't be surprised
if we find his bloated corpse
384
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:52,668
floating in --
385
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,191
Hey! Monica.
386
00:15:54,191 --> 00:15:55,453
How's it going?
387
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:56,889
What's happening
with the...
388
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,674
dead people and the forensics
and stuff?
389
00:15:58,674 --> 00:15:59,588
How's Geils doing?
390
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,285
He is so good.
391
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,635
Tell him --
to her, Tribeca.
392
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,854
He's great.
393
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,421
Firmly attached
to the grid,
394
00:16:06,421 --> 00:16:08,075
still super "coppy."
395
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,511
He's...
396
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,382
Tribeca, I know you
might have your problems
397
00:16:11,382 --> 00:16:12,818
with me after
what happened --
398
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:14,820
the accident, the coma,
the repeated intercourse
399
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,953
with your boyfriend, some of it
in your hospital room --
400
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,738
but I would hope that
you still have enough
respect left for me
401
00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:21,392
to tell me the truth.
402
00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:23,786
He pooped on the beach
and buried it like a cat.
403
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,918
I see.
404
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,138
Tribeca, I want you to
coordinate with Malibu police,
405
00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:30,097
SWAT, Sea Org,
and local Chabad.
406
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:31,707
Take the lifeguards down.
407
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:32,969
Copy that, Lieutenant.
408
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,754
Don't worry.
We'll bring him back.
409
00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,191
I think we both know
the only person
410
00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,453
who can bring him back
is you.
411
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,107
That's not true.
412
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:43,023
What Geils and I had
is over.
413
00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:45,416
You guys are a family now.
414
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:48,811
He just needs to be
reminded of that.
415
00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:50,247
[ Softly ]
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
416
00:16:51,814 --> 00:16:53,294
[ Normal voice ]
Take them down.
417
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,780
Hey, Geils!
418
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,044
It's gonna be a good day!
419
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,314
[ Gulls chirping ]
420
00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:19,885
Shh!
421
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:24,499
Wait for my signal on
five...four...three...
422
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:25,543
ten!
423
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:26,544
Nine...eight...
424
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,285
seven...six...five...
425
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:30,896
four...three...two
one...go, go, go!
426
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,681
♪♪
427
00:17:39,818 --> 00:17:42,865
Get down on your knees!
428
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,301
Grab him!
429
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,129
Freeze!
430
00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:47,522
[ Grunting ]
431
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,045
Angie: No. No, no.
It's okay.
432
00:17:49,045 --> 00:17:49,959
He's a cop!
433
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,309
I'm not a cop!
434
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:54,529
I'm a lifeguard.
435
00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:55,617
[ Groans ]
436
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,922
I'll take it from here.
437
00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:58,794
Geils.
Put the gun down, Brah.
438
00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:00,230
It's okay, Detective,
I'm a cop.
439
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,753
Malibu PD.
440
00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:03,190
I've been undercover
for four years
441
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:04,669
trying to clean up this beach,
442
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,062
and you guys just blew
my entire operation.
443
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:08,238
Man:
Hey, this guy's got a badge!
444
00:18:08,238 --> 00:18:11,546
-Alberto Martinez, ATF.
-Stacy Galina, FBI.
445
00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:14,505
Mama Lukabubude,
ADT Security Services.
446
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:17,682
Is anyone here an actual
drug-dealing lifeguard?
447
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,336
Yeah. Me.
448
00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:21,773
Catch me if you can.
449
00:18:21,773 --> 00:18:22,992
Geils! No!
450
00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:24,298
He's getting away!
451
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,256
LAPD.
I need your paddle and ball.
452
00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:27,083
Sure, Mister.
453
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,129
♪♪
454
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,882
Geils.
[ Panting ]
455
00:18:43,882 --> 00:18:47,059
I told you I wasn't going back,
Tribeca, and I meant it.
456
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,540
I'm gonna make people
thin and fit.
457
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,847
And don't even try
an object lesson on me,
458
00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:53,327
'cause it's not gonna work.
459
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:55,416
Okay, fine.
I won't even try.
460
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,636
But I want you to take a look
at something -- over there.
461
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:04,599
[ Baby coos ]
462
00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:06,688
Monica...
463
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,298
and our baby.
464
00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,213
It's his first beach day.
465
00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:12,215
Look closer.
466
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:15,305
Wait a second.
What's baby Angela wearing?
467
00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:18,090
A jacket and long pants?
468
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,267
On the hottest day
of the year?
469
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,791
He's self-conscious
about his curves.
470
00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,271
Curves?
471
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:27,099
No. No, not curves.
That's just baby fat.
472
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,972
He's -- he's a beautiful,
perfect baby.
473
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,496
In today's day and age, even
a baby can have a great body
474
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,585
and still feel insecure
because we're surrounded
475
00:19:34,585 --> 00:19:36,892
by unrealistic expectations of
what "perfect" looks like.
476
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,241
No, no, no, no.
477
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,548
Babies are supposed
to be fat...
478
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:41,984
and some people, too.
479
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,813
"No fatties," Geils.
Remember?
480
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:47,946
Oh, my God.
What have I done?
481
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,733
It's all right, partner.
482
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,474
Nothing we can't undo.
483
00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,389
Except for Brad executing
that German guy.
484
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:57,652
We're just gonna have to sweep
that under the rug.
485
00:19:57,652 --> 00:20:00,437
It's just nice not to have
to lie for a while.
486
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:03,048
Someday,
maybe we won't have to.
487
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,138
Now go hug our baby.
488
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:10,317
Oh, Geils? Here.
489
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:12,754
Oh [bleep]
that looks good.
490
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,365
Ohh! Mmm. Mmm.
491
00:20:15,365 --> 00:20:17,715
♪♪
492
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,553
Tribeca!
A little help here.
493
00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:31,512
I think I buried myself
too deep.
494
00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,601
Hoffman!
495
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,690
[ Dog whines ]
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