All language subtitles for Angie Tribeca S02E02 Miso Dead [1080p][WEB-DL][HEVC 10bit x265][AAC5.1]_track3_[und]

Previously on
"Angie Tribeca"...

She's awake.[ Crash ]

Sergeant Pepper?

Angie.

How long have I been out?

Jay:
About nine months.

They said even if
you did wake up,

you wouldn't be
you anymore.

-It's possible that --
-Nobody asked you!

Hey, if you're gonna
lose your mind

every time you fall
into a coma

and I abandon you
for another woman

who then raises your
baby, thinking it's my
Canadian love child,

it's gonna be
a long second season.

-Tribeca.
-Angie, it's me.

Sergeant Pepper?

Eddie?

[ Siren wailing ]

I have to say, I really
enjoyed talking to you.

Oh, me too.This has been great.

I haven't talked too much
about my personal stuff?

Not at all.
The whole reason I'm here

is because I got dumped,
so it was nice to know

that somebody else
is going through it.

So, what are you gonna do
about this old flame of yours?

The dead one I keep imagining
is calling me?

I don't know.

I say go for it!
I mean --

[ Amplified ] Tribeca!
Wrap it up!

We got another jumper
on the other side of town,

and we need the pad!

What do you say?
Ready to come down?

Yeah.
I want to live.

In fact, I'm going to --

[ Cellphone rings ]Oh, sorry.

I just have to take this.

[ Sighs ]
Tribeca.

Geils, what's up?

Okay.
Be right there.

[ Beep ]

[ Baby crying ]

I can't get him
to calm down.

Why don't we let Tribeca
give it a shot?

Even though it's a baby I had
with some chick from Canada,

Tribeca might have a special
connection to it.

No, no. That's fine.
I --
Go ahead, Angie.

She said she doesn't
want to, Jay.

I could try.

She said she could try.

Fine.

Hello, sir.

How are you?

[ Cooing ]

It actually worked.

It's probably just
the cough syrup kicking in.

Maybe I do have a maternal bone
in my body, after all.

[ Baby coos ]

Shh.
Go to sleep.

What do you got
on the skull, babe?

Well, you gave me quite
a challenge this time.

The skull had been in the water
over a week.

What the fish and birds
didn't pick clean,

the salt water dissolved.

So, nothing, then.
Easy.

I'm sure you have something,
right, Dr. Scholls?

I do. I was able to get
a proper tissue sample,

and with the help of the new DNA
image-rendering software,

we should have an image of
the victim's face shortly.

Little Angie
licked the slide,

but that shouldn't affect
the results.

[ Computer beeps ]

♪♪

System crashed.

Tribeca!

The shrink says you're
blowing off your sessions.

Yeah. That's because
I don't need them. I'm fine.

You exploded.
You were in a coma for a year,

and now the guy you loved is
banging the head of forensics!

-Easy!
-Sorry!

The vaginaof forensics.

If that was my life,
I'd have a bullet sandwich

for dinner and six feet
of dirt for dessert.

Now get up there.

Geils, go check
on the dental records.

I'll catch up with you.

[ Phone rings ]

Woman: Forensics dental lab.
Please hold.

[ Phone beeps ]

Skull found in ocean?

Hi, Dr. Helm.

Jay...

you've been avoiding me.

[ Chuckles ]
I'm teasing!

Come on.
Have a seat.

Let's see
what we have here today.

Open.

Very nice.

Face towards me
a little bit more.

Bit more.

That's it.

Let's take a picture.

There.
All right.

Should I leave the room
for this?

Oh, no.
It's fine.

No more radiation than you get
if you're microwaving a burrito.

[ Machine beeps ]

All right.

The computer will just
take a minute

to run the x-rays
against the database.

How about I give you
a little polish?

Open.
[ Tool whirring ]

So, anyway. My youngest, Jeremy,
is off to Brown,

leaving me with a bit
of an empty nest.

Have you heard
of this new Airbnb?

I think
it sounds fantastic.

But Ruth, well, she won't sleep
in another person's bed,

so, go figure.

[ Computer beeps ]Ooh! We have a match.

[ Vacuum suctions ]Mr. Thirsty, clean him up.

Ah. Your teeth belong
to Kobayashi Maru.

Sushi chef.
Owned his own restaurant.

Missing report filed
nine days ago.

And his age -- 71.

So, he's on
his way out anyway.

Thanks, Doc.
You're a genius.

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Sighs ]

Tanner?

Do you have an appointment
with the shrink, too?

No.
Shrink broke his back,

and since I have a PhD
in behavioral psychology

with a focus
on post-traumatic stress,

I'm the guy that's always
got to fill in.

Oh.

Okay.

Well...

last couple of weeks have been
a pretty big adjustment.

Scholls and Geils are dating,
they're raising my child,

my dead ex-fiancé
keeps calling my phone.

And how does that
make you feel?

A little anxious.
There's been some dark moments.

I'm not gonna lie.

I can understand that.

But the worst part is --

[ Cellphone vibrates ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Tanner.

Be right there.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Everything okay?

There's birthday cake
for Heather.

♪♪

I need the room.

Geils, Tribeca,
get the hell in here!

What do we know about
this dead sushi chef?

Kobayashi Maru --
71 years old,

born Osaka, Japan,
71 years ago.

Mother -- female.
Father -- male.

First name, Kobayashi.
Last name, Maru.

Occupation -- sushi chef.
Current status -- dead.

We also know his country
of origin -- Japan.

Maru was the owner of a high-end
sushi restaurant

called Smells Like Fish.

Michelin gave him
three out of four tires.

Business was booming
until...

What are these?Newspapers, sir.

That's how people got their
information up until 2008.

Smells Like Fish
was being investigated

for serving
illegal whale meat.

There's a lawsuit by Greenpeace
that's still pending.

Even though
they never proved it,

the whale scandal
took its toll.

It's what cost them
their fourth tire.

When are people gonna leave
those majestic creatures alone?

I know, sir. The Japanese
are such a noble people.

[ Horn honks ]

[ Protestors shouting
indistinctly ]

Woman:
What do we want?!

All: For them to stop
serving whale,

as per the Marine Mammal
Protection Act of 1972,

be shut down, and...

[ All inhale ]

...in a perfect world,

be held accountable
for their actions!

When do we want it?!

All: Now!

[ Booing ]

We're investigating the murder
of the head chef.

All: Yay!

LAPD.
Who's in charge?

[ Muffled yelling ]

...unless you know
locksmith...

Want me to try to find
a locksmith?

I got your locksmith
right here.

Call the coroner.

Tell her to bring
the big mop.

Together:
Irasshaimase!

There's blood everywhere,
but...

-Irasshaimase!
-...no body.

Which means someone...
-Irasshaimase!

...killed him in the office,
likely with a...

-Irasshaimase!
-...blade of some kind,

dumped the head, and then did
who knows what with the body.

Any signs of a struggle?

Yes, people tend
to resist when

other people
try to kill them.

Well, thank you for that.
Since you're the expert,

why don't you tell us
whether or not the killer
left any trace.

Because killers always make
a point to leave evidence

linking them to the murder?

You went to two months
of forensics school.

You should know.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

I'm glad we can keep it
professional

despite what's happened
between us.

How does a guy in a locked room
get murdered?

Somebody else
had to have a key.

Let's go talk
to Maru's wife.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Uh, we're just gonna go out
for an hour or so.

We'll be back soon.

Okay!
I'll see you then.

-Thank you.
-Bye.

Thanks.

Mrs. Maru?

Yes?
Can I help you?

I'm Detective Tribeca.

This is Detective Geils
from the LAPD.

We know this must be a very
difficult time for you,

what with your husband
being slaughtered, beheaded,

head floating in the ocean,
body still missing,

but if you're up for it,

we'd like to ask you
some questions.

Come in.
Uh, table or sushi bar?

Table, please.

Wow, this really looks like
your husband's restaurant.

Yes.

He believed that only
by living his profession

100% of the time could he
approach perfection.

Could I ask you
to remove your shoes?

Of course.

Did your husband have
any enemies?

Courtney Woodpatch-Newton.

She was the one who led
the whale meat investigation

by Greenpeace.

She hatedmy husband.

We nearly went bankrupt

defending ourselves
against the accusations.

So your husband was upset
by the scandal?

Of course he was upset!

He took great pride
in his reputation.

Your husband was murdered
in his office.

His apprentice, Mr. Takagi,
said there was only one key.

Is that true?

He had a spare.

And where was the spare?

In his office.

As skilled as he was
as a sushi chef,

his key management skills
were severely lacking.

[ Both slurping loudly ]

[ Slurping continues ]

We're sorry for your loss,
ma'am.

We'll keep you posted
on the investigation.

Check.

Anything from
the crime scene?

It was pretty thin.

All the blood was from
the victim.

No prints, no hair, no DNA
from anyone else.

What about the giant harpoon
under this sheet?

I was building to that.Were you?
It didn't sound like you were.

You interrupted me.
Sorry.

I'm just trying to find
a murderer

who's still on the loose.

So, Scholls,

I'm sure you've checked

the harpoon's serial number

against the National Harpoon
Database

to see who it's
registered to, right?

Well, I was --
Don't worry.
I got it.

I'm just happy we live in
a country with legislators

that have the guts to pass
common sense harpoon laws.

[ Ringing ]

Computerized female:
[ Stilted voice ] Hello.

You have reached the National
Harpoon Database.

To continue this call
in English, say "English."

-English.
-Thank you.

Please say the serial number

of the harpoon you wish
to track.

Geils, can you read me
the serial number?

Yeah.

One...

Eight...

One. Eight.

I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.

Please say the serial number

of the harpoon you wish
to track.

One. Eight.

I'm sorry.
I didn't get that.

Can I speak to a person?

I think you said you wanted
to talk to a person.

Let me connect you.

Female: [ Stilted voice ]
Hi, my name is Juliet.

Please say the serial number of
the harpoon you wish to track.

Are you a person?

Yes. I am a person.

What's your favorite
movie ever?

My favorite movie is...

"Runaway Bride."Not a person.

Please say the serial number of
the harpoon you wish to track.

Some examples of numbers are

three, or, nine.

Or, if you do not know
the serial number,

say "I don't know."

One. Eight.

I think I can help you
with that.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Harpoon one-eight belongs
to Courtney

Woodpatch-Newton.

Are you still there?

I have no friends.

Angie: Courtney, Courtney,
Courtney.

It's "Quertney."

Looks like you're in
a tough spot, Quertney.

Am I?

See this?

Yeah, it's my harpoon.

We know, Quertney.

Then why are you asking?

It's the harpoon
that was used

to kill Kobayashi Maru,

the sushi chef
that your people

have been trying to bring down
with a lawsuit.

Yeah, so?

So, the harpoon
is registered to you,

and it was found at a murder
scene as the murder weapon.

Ergo?

Ergo, this harpoon was used
to kill a man!

[ Scoffs ]
Can I go?

No, you can't go.
You're a murder suspect.

Wow. Okay.

Do you even want me to tell you
why it couldn't have been me?

-Yes!
-Yeah!

That would be very,
very helpful.That would be good.

We would want to hear that
right now.Yes. Please.

Whales are really special,
you guys.

And Greenpeace does a lot of
work to try to protect them.

And so sometimes we go out
on these boats

and we shoot harpoons
at the whaling boats

just to give them a taste
of their own medicine.

It's not really
a big deal.

Hashtag heroes
are everywhere.

[ Cellphone beeps ]How does that exonerate you?

[ Mockingly ] How does that
"exemerate" you?

It exemerates me

because I shot this very harpoon
at a whaling boat

like two weeks before your dude
was even murdered.

And, if you don't believe me,
here is a video to prove it.

There's me shooting that harpoon
right at that boat.

There's the date and time.
That's Trevor.

We were dating for a while,

and he got really weird
about stuff. Anyway, can I go?

You can see the whole video
on my YouTube channel,

WhaleTailQuertney68.
So, you know,

whoever has the boat
had my harpoon

and probably killed
your dude.[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh, my Uber's here.
Bye! [ Smooches ]

So good
to see you again.

-Oh.
-This was fun.

Bye.

I really
don't like Quertney.

You know what you should
really check out?

That sushi place has
this weird after-hours club

where they serve all kinds
of illegal stuff.

Maybe you guys should care
about animals

as much as you care
about people.

Because when you think
about it,

animals don't have detectives
solving their murders.

And that's really wrong.

[ Cellphone chimes ][ Sighs ] Oh, God.

Yes, I'm coming out.

♪♪

I don't see why
you have to go.

It's my job, honey.

Oh, it's your job
to go on a date

with Angie Tribeca
to a sushi restaurant?

[ Razor clatters ]

It's not a date.

We're just two detectives
trying to solve a case.

[ Spraying ]

You have work
to do anyway.

We need you to figure out

who owns the boat
in that Woodpatch video,

because whoever had that harpoon
killed Maru.

And that's like the whole case,
right there, on you.

Really?

Yes, really.
And I'm not just saying that.

Okay.

Monica, how many times
do I have to tell you?

I'm in love with Tribeca,
but I'm dating you.

And nothing in the foreseeable
future's gonna change that.

I am head over heels,
100% settling for you.

I know. I just need
to hear it sometimes.

[ Gong sounds ]

Oh, this looks good.

What is it?

Snow leopard.
No soy sauce.

I don't feel good
about this.

You look great.
Keep your eyes open.

[ Speaking Japanese ]

Sorry.
My Japanese is a little rusty.

I only speak dubbed.

[ Speaking dubbed Japanese ]

[ Speaks Japanese ]

[ Laughter ]

-Kangaroo pouch?
-Ah, wonderful.

Rhinoceros horn?

Ah, yeah. Please.

Say when.

That's great.
Thank you.

[ Speaks dubbed Japanese ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Bell dings ]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to the Illegal Diner's Club.

Please have your
Illegal Diner's Club card

ready to show your server.[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Beep ]Hello?

Geils, it's Scholls.

I am trained
by Kobayashi Maru

to push the boundaries of sense
and taste to their limits.

Monica, I'm in the middle
of a sting.

Tribeca looks beautiful
in her Geisha getup,

if that's what
you're wondering.

No!
The boat from the video --

It's registered
to Joseph Takagi.

Mr. Takagi?

Tonight's forbidden dish
will give me the opportunity

to serve him one last time

by serving him
one last time.

Bring out...

the Maru sashimi!

[ Applause ]Man: Look at that.

All right. I got to go.
I think we're about to eat Maru.

[ Whispering ]
Tribeca. Tanner.

Boat belongs to Takagi.
Takagi killed Maru.

Joseph Takagi, you're under
arrest for the murder

and immaculate plating
of Kobayashi Maru.

Appetizers on the house?

You were the one serving whale
the whole time.

And when Maru found out about
it, he was furious, wasn't he?

So when Greenpeace attacked
your whaling boat,

you saw a chance
to get rid of Maru

and pin the blame
on someone else.

All you had to do is get
the spare key to Maru's office

and wait for the perfect
opportunity.

[ Yelling in Japanese ]

-Aah!
-Aah!

But you know the part
that never made sense to me?

Geils...
we got to go.

[ Sirens wails in distance ]

Oh, all right.
We're done here.

And you should probably
get that checked out.

[ Inhales sharply ]

[ Sirens continue ]

♪♪

Hey, we're gonna get a drink
for Heather's birthday.

You in?
-Uh, no, thanks.

Is there any cake left
in the break room?

Nah.

-Good night, partner.
-Good night.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Beep ]

Hello?

[ Static, heavy breathing ]

Who is this?

Sergeant Pepper?

[ Static continues ]

This can't be you.
You're dead.

[ Beep ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

♪♪

[ Cellphone pings ]

[ Cellphone chiming ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Chimes ]

[ Cellphone thuds ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

♪♪