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{\an8}- [? upbeat music playing]
- [school bell ringing]
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As the official
party planner for your birthday...
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Hmm. Well,
I've taken the liberty
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of putting together
some potential themes.
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We could do glam rock,
Super Mario Bros,
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the Roaring Twenties.
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[speaking Japanese]
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- [both panting]
- [in English] Clams. Clams!
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What? Where? On... On me?
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Langley's getting
an Awww Shucks.
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What's that?
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Awww Shucks is
a fast-food chain
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with the best
fried clams in the world.
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And they're served
in their own shell.
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[speaking Japanese]
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[in English] Oh!
And they have this sauce...
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Special Sauce.
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It's so beloved,
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people have literally
been buried with it.
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And we're talking
living people.
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People who just wanna be alone
in the dirt with the sauce.
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Well, if my
best friends love it,
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I'm sure I'll love it too.
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When do I get to
slurp up my first clam?
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Sorry. Gross.
Knew it as soon as I said it.
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The grand opening is tomorrow.
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- Hey, what's that?
- I'm planning Toshi's birthday party.
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[whispering]
Is he still calling it his quinceanera?
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Yes. And I don't know
how to ask why
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without sounding racist.
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[? theme music playing]
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? Good morning, USA ?
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? I got a feeling
That it's gonna be A wonderful day ?
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? The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ?
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? And he's shining a salute
To the American race ?
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? Oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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? Good morning, USA ?
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[Roger] Ah!
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[chorus]
? Good morning, USA ?
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[? upbeat music playing]
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These clams must be amazing.
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Is that
Bruce Springsteen in line?
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Yeah. The Boss
is a huge Shucker.
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And watch this.
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Shucks for you! Shucks for me!
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[all]
? At Awww Shucks we're all clam-ily ?
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Taking a selfie with
the Secret Sauce tank
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is another rite of passage.
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[shutter clicks]
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And the tank is actually
full of real sauce. Look.
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- [grunts]
- Excuse me, sir.
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Please keep away
from the sauce tank.
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It's a violation of
rule number 47B.
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Customers are only allowed
one sauce squirt per clam.
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I don't like you.
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Um, sir, who are you?
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The name's Matt M.
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Another Matt works here too.
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Assistant manager
of store number 52.
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Shucks is my religion,
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the employee manual
is my bible,
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and this is my sermon.
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One sauce squirt
per clam, my son.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[cash register beeps]
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You guys are the experts.
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What should I get?
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There's a secret menu too.
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Seaweed Style, Barnacle Style.
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And if you say,
"Clam me," they...
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[woman] Clam me!
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[squishy thud]
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[muffled] Thank you.
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You need to take
your very first bite
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on the Clam Throne.
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- Well?
- Yeah.
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They're...
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fine.
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I mean,
they're finally in my mouth,
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and I couldn't be happier?
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- [disgusted murmurs]
- [man] Come on.
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Heads up. Clamboni
coming through.
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What the hell is going on?
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This is the coldest reception
the Clamboni has ever gotten.
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And I've driven
this thing into a church.
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[? upbeat music playing]
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Mail's here!
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That's Mr. Miner's mail.
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- Who...
is Mr. Miner? - [thudding]
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The guy who
lived here before us.
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We've been getting his mail
ever since we moved in.
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Why don't you
just throw it away?
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And commit a federal crime?
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I have two strikes.
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And I'm saving the third
for when the King Tut exhibit comes back to town.
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You should find Mr. Miner
and give him his mail.
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He probably misses it.
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Oh, find him? No sweat.
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I'll just run his mail
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through a CIA
profiling machine
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and create
a detailed profile we can track.
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Wait. What if I run his mail
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through a CIA
profiling machine
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and create
a detailed profile we can track?
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Could that work?
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Jeff, I wouldn't
have said it twice
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if I didn't think
it could work.
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[school bell rings]
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Great. It's spreading.
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Steve, you gotta
give Shucks another chance.
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You must've had a bad bite.
We made you a better bite.
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Mm.
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Yum-yummity-yum-yum-yummers.
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All right!
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There's a Shucker
born every minute.
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[? classical music playing]
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[whistle blowing]
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[flies buzzing]
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[? classical music ends]
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Fee-fi-fo-fum.
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I smell something
nasty in locker 211.
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Open her up, Chappy.
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Fine. I'll admit it!
I don't like Shucks.
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Do what you must.
Tar and feather me.
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Put my head and hands
through whatever you call that big wooden thing.
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[sighs] It's okay that clams
aren't your jam, buddy.
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If you don't like 'em,
don't eat 'em.
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Really? That's great.
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I was worried you guys
were gonna exclude me, or... or shun me, or...
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I believe the word
you're looking for is ostracize.
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And "that big wooden thing"
is called a pillory.
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- [? upbeat music playing]
- [imperceptible dialog]
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And now the machine will make
a visual profile of Mr. Miner
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based on the data
from his mail.
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[computer beeping]
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[Francine] So Miner
is super jacked?
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Well, he does subscribe
to Muscle Madness fitness magazine.
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And the Hawaiian shirt?
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Well, that's either
his Jimmy Buffett Fan Club membership
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or his coupons
from Trader Joe's.
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Okay. Then
how do you explain the big pirate hat?
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The library keeps sending him
overdue book notices for Treasure Island.
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So, how do we find
this junk mail hunk?
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The tracking machine's
compiling his profile data,
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and now we print the results.
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Whoops. I just sent it
to the 3D printer by mistake.
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The CIA has a 3D printer?
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Yeah. We also
have a coffee maker.
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Does that blow you away?
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[? upbeat music playing]
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So, what's the theme
of this party?
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Lame bullshit nobody likes?
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It's classic literature
come to life.
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There's an Of Mice and Men
rabbit-petting room.
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A Scarlet Letter room
where we all shame Toshi as an adulteress.
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And a room full of monitors
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where we can watch
all the other rooms like 1984.
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- No Batman room?
- Literature, Klaus.
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Comic books are books, Steve.
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[doorbell rings]
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Happy birthday, Toshi.
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Step into this house
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and step into
the required reading of our grade.
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[speaking Japanese]
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[in English] I won't spoil
all the surprises, but the big finale
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is we all take
a hot air balloon ride together
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like Around the World
in Eighty Days.
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Oh, no.
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My grandma just died.
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Oh, gosh. That's terrible.
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I need to go plan her funeral.
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Holy cow. My grandma died too.
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She was in a duel
with Barry's grandma
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and they shot each other
at the same time.
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Wait. What?
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[speaking Japanese]
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[in English]
I don't get it, Klaus. What happened?
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Of course.
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[all] Happy birthday!
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[man] Happy birthday.
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[all cheering]
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They had their own party
and didn't invite me?
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Billy went to a party?
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And lied about it?
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He told me
he couldn't go grave-robbing
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because he had to study
for a Spanish quiz.
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[? mellow music playing]
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Can't believe
my stupid friends
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ditched me for stupid clams.
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I hate Awww Shucks.
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[chuckling] Steve,
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I'm loving
this dark turn you're taking.
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You're giving off
major Joker vibes,
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the Joaquin Phoenix version.
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Cast out from society
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for not absolutely
loving clams.
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Couldn't help but overhear.
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I hate Shucks too.
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When they opened
next to Sub Hub,
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parking got so bad
I have to skate 25 minutes to work.
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You skateboard?
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Please. I've been
shredding the gnar
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since Tony Hawk was Tony Egg.
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Why can't my friends see
how terrible that place is?
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Look. All restaurants
are secretly gross.
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At Sub Hub, we call it
"shaved turkey"
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because we scrape
mold off each morning with a razor blade.
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You wanna take down Shucks?
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Get a job there
and dig up dirt.
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I'm gonna say it. Radical.
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This 3D-printed Mr. Miner
looks hot as hell,
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but we're no closer
to getting rid of his mail.
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Huh, he's got a switch.
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[automated voice]
Hello, current occupant.
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We'll pay cash
to buy your home.
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Surprisingly sexy voice.
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Dear Virginia Gas
& Electric customer,
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installing solar panels
can save you hundreds on your bill.
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Wait. He's just
saying nonsense like a hot dummy.
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Actually, it's yes-sense.
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He's saying, "Hello,"
but he only knows words from his mail.
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You're pre-approved already.
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See?
He's telling me I'm right.
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If this guy
knows all the info in Mr. Miner's mail,
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we can use him
to find the real Miner.
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Oh, good. Stan.
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We haven't seen you in weeks.
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You're supposed to be
overseeing the drone strike
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on that Afghan
terrorist bunker.
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Yeah, well, I'm doing
this instead, okay?
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This is a clam.
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God's little miracle.
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It's hard as hell
on the outside,
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but that's why
it's so goshdang tender on the inside.
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Now, the secret to
shucking clams is...
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Ow! The secret is... Ow!
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The secret... Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Just give me the damn knife.
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Taking the initiative.
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I like that.
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Time to dig up some dirt
and bring this place down.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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[oil sizzling]
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A-ha! Rat droppings.
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A major health code violation.
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[sniffs] Damn it.
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These are droppings from
the super-fresh clams.
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If there's one thing I know,
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it's the smell of
underwater poops.
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Maybe there's
nothing wrong with their food.
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But every fast-food chain
screws over their employees.
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Whoa! Shucks workers
get a month of paid vacation.
254
00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,615
And their
retirement plan is a 402(k),
255
00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:20,034
one better than usual.
256
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:22,577
There's no dirt anywhere.
257
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,080
Maybe this place is perfect
and I'm the problem.
258
00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:26,540
Maybe my friends are right.
259
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:27,999
Wh-What's wrong with me?
260
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,751
There's nothing wrong
with you, Steve.
261
00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:31,169
It's society.
262
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,879
You're a terrific kid.
263
00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,340
You should just
poison the clams.
264
00:11:35,341 --> 00:11:37,217
That's what
the Joker would do...
265
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,885
Shut up about
the Joker, Klaus!
266
00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:41,471
- Yow!
- [Matt M] Uh-oh. I know that sound.
267
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:43,014
Minor flesh wound.
268
00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:45,684
Manual says
you got ten minutes to clean it and cream it.
269
00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:48,229
First aid kit's in my office.
Clock starts now.
270
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:51,940
Stop looking for
the first aid kit, Klaus.
271
00:11:51,941 --> 00:11:53,733
I want it to get infected,
272
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,736
like society
has been infected by these clam-lovers.
273
00:11:56,737 --> 00:11:59,030
Again, loving
the darkness, Steve.
274
00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:02,577
And if we're looking for dirt,
I think we're getting warmer.
275
00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:10,834
It's a keypad lock,
and we don't know the password. Unless...
276
00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:12,294
Yep, the password is "clams."
277
00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:13,753
Of course the
password is "clams."
278
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,923
[? suspenseful music playing]
279
00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:19,968
[Steve] Attention, Shuckers.
280
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:24,055
I've learned information
I feel obligated to share.
281
00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:25,182
Turns out,
282
00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:28,477
the Special Sauce
you all love so much
283
00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,979
is just mayo and tartar sauce.
284
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,522
Leave it to Shucks
285
00:12:32,523 --> 00:12:36,026
to make the ordinary
extraordinary.
286
00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:37,527
[all cheering]
287
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:40,071
[laughing] Am I the only one
288
00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:42,616
who hasn't been
brainwashed by this place?
289
00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:44,493
I feel like I'm going insane.
290
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,204
Yes. That's total Joker talk.
291
00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:49,998
I'm not the frickin' Joker!
292
00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:51,124
- [people gasp]
- Steve!
293
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,086
[? ominous music playing]
294
00:12:58,257 --> 00:13:00,301
[gasps] Joker, Joker, Joker!
295
00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:03,554
[cackling]
296
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,183
Stop him.
297
00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:10,393
That much exposure
to the toxic preservative in Special Sauce
298
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:11,686
will drive him insane.
299
00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:14,523
My Special Sauce is toxic?
300
00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:15,941
Just a smidge,
301
00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:18,276
but it's neutralized by
a natural chemical in clams.
302
00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:20,529
- Is he gonna be okay?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
303
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,280
After that much
sauce exposure,
304
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,824
he just needs to eat
100 pounds of clams
305
00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,661
in the next 24 hours,
or he'll go insane forever.
306
00:13:27,662 --> 00:13:30,252
That shouldn't be a problem.
He likes clams, right?
307
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:32,874
[? dramatic music playing]
308
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,168
All right,
3D-printed Mr. Miner,
309
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:36,962
tell us where real
Mr. Miner lives
310
00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:38,755
so we can dump off
all this damn mail.
311
00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:42,717
Voter registration address
for Mr. A. Miner.
312
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,469
416 Cherry Street.
313
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,971
I know where that is!
314
00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:47,430
Yeah. That's our house, Jeff.
315
00:13:47,431 --> 00:13:49,015
That's where his
mail's been going.
316
00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:52,269
He's gotta be getting
these huge muscles from somewhere.
317
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,770
Maybe he goes to a gym?
318
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,522
Credit card transaction.
319
00:13:55,523 --> 00:13:57,983
June fifth,
Chimdale Fitness Club.
320
00:13:57,984 --> 00:13:59,818
He lives in Chimdale.
321
00:13:59,819 --> 00:14:02,737
Nobody drives
to that craphole just to use a gym.
322
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:05,532
Mr. Miner, what kind
of car do you drive?
323
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,951
It's time to renew
auto insurance
324
00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:11,288
on your yellow
2005 Nissan Rogue.
325
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:13,248
We got him. Let's roll.
326
00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:16,918
[Francine] Mmm... [giggling]
327
00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:18,254
[knock on door]
328
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,717
What the heck?
329
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,219
- [spray hissing]
- Oh!
330
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:30,473
[cackling]
331
00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:32,475
Good morning, boys and girls.
332
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,894
Your teacher's indisposed.
333
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:38,773
So your substitute's here
to teach you a little lesson.
334
00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:40,775
Snot, Barry, Toshi,
335
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:44,529
please remove the items
I've taped under your desks.
336
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,824
[laughing maniacally]
337
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:52,912
Now, if I may
direct your attention out the window,
338
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:54,789
you'll see your beloved
339
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,250
Awww Shucks
eating establishment.
340
00:14:57,251 --> 00:15:00,629
And you'll notice
two hot air balloons above it.
341
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,255
[Barry] Neat. Balloons!
342
00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:06,176
Not just balloons,
Barry, a dilemma.
343
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:08,720
Neat. Dilemma balloons!
344
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:10,388
The basket of one balloon
345
00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:12,932
is filled with
every single clam
346
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,685
from the Shucks kitchen below.
347
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,479
And in the other balloon
348
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,731
are all three
of your grandmas,
349
00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:22,901
who turned out to be
miraculously alive.
350
00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:25,362
And, uh-oh,
351
00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:29,115
I know all about
Toshi's little clam party too.
352
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:31,910
- Steve, we can explain...
- I'll do the explaining.
353
00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:35,622
The remote control has
a "Save Clams" button
354
00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:39,584
and a... [giggles]
"Save Grams" button.
355
00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,461
You can only press one.
356
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,838
And when you do,
the other balloon will be cut loose
357
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:47,050
and float away forever!
358
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:48,635
[laughing maniacally]
359
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:51,971
The grandmas are old,
the clams are young.
360
00:15:51,972 --> 00:15:53,765
The choice is clear.
361
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,975
If God wanted us
to save grandmas,
362
00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:58,229
he wouldn't have
given us clams.
363
00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:01,606
Why so serious, boys?
364
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,817
Worried
your little friends will turn on you
365
00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:05,402
if you don't choose the clams?
366
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:08,405
Well, welcome to my world!
367
00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,198
Awesome!
368
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:13,034
I thought you'd be more
of a Jack Nicholson Joker,
369
00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:15,203
but this whole twisted
moral dilemma thing
370
00:16:15,204 --> 00:16:17,205
is very Heath Ledger.
371
00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:20,667
Steve, buddy, the sauce
is making you crazy.
372
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,085
Uh-uh-uh.
373
00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:25,672
Pick a balloon,
or I let both go.
374
00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,924
[others] Clams, clams,
clams, clams.
375
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:32,471
Toshi, you know I hate
to go against a chant, but save the grandmas.
376
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,808
[all gasp]
377
00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:41,354
Aw, say bye-bye
to your precious mollusks, kiddies.
378
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:44,190
And you have Snot,
Barry and Toshi to blame.
379
00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:46,109
The scary clown's right.
380
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,654
They ruined everything.
381
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,864
Well, look at that.
382
00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:53,241
Your friends
walked out on you.
383
00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,534
You might even say
384
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,495
you've been ex-clam-unicated.
385
00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:59,998
- [seagulls squawking]
- Oh, no. Look.
386
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,416
[balloon puncturing]
387
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,625
[people screaming]
388
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:03,752
What's wrong?
389
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:06,087
Never seen a clam bake before?
390
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:08,924
The flavor is explosive.
391
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:12,761
Great timing.
392
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,722
[sighs] This is fun.
393
00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:17,432
? I killed Shucks ?
394
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:18,516
? Hey! ?
395
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,518
? I'm dancing on its grave ?
396
00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:21,978
[sobbing]
397
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,855
Look what you've done.
398
00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:25,608
No, it can't be.
399
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,650
Clamboni.
400
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:30,653
No!
401
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,739
Steve, we're sorry.
402
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,366
Nobody at school
will talk to us anymore.
403
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,494
Oh, they clammed up on you
404
00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:39,621
because you were
being shellfish?
405
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:41,831
We're glad you burned it down.
406
00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:44,501
In fact, we think
you should burn them all down.
407
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,169
With our help.
408
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,671
Burn down every Shucks.
409
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:50,256
[laughing] I love it.
410
00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:53,218
Only question is
where to start.
411
00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,720
We start where it started.
412
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:59,516
The original restaurant
in Ocean City, Maryland.
413
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:00,767
How poetic.
414
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:02,435
The birthplace of Shucks
415
00:18:02,436 --> 00:18:05,146
becomes
the deathplace of Shucks.
416
00:18:05,147 --> 00:18:08,400
[all cackling]
417
00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:12,028
There it is!
418
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,864
Yellow Nissan Rogue.
419
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,124
[doorbell rings]
420
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:18,326
Hello?
421
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,661
Hi.
422
00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:21,955
Um, does your son live here?
423
00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:25,166
'Cause we've been getting
a Mr. Arnold Miner's mail
424
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,293
for, like, 20 years.
425
00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:29,420
[crying]
426
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:30,880
I'm sorry.
427
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,799
Arnie was my husband.
428
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,051
He passed several years ago.
429
00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,470
Today is our anniversary.
430
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:42,642
Tell her you'd do it
all over again with the perfect anniversary gift.
431
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,270
Arnie? Is that you?
432
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:48,314
Every kiss begins with Kay.
433
00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,108
It is you.
434
00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:53,904
Oh, Arnold,
you've returned to me.
435
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:56,906
Thank you.
436
00:18:56,907 --> 00:18:58,449
Now, if you don't mind,
437
00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,868
Mr. and Mrs. Miner
438
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,454
have several years
of lovemaking to catch up on.
439
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,748
[? upbeat rock music playing]
440
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,739
- [all laughing]
- [tires screeching]
441
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:12,715
Destroy everything.
442
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:18,845
I hope these mother [bleep]
443
00:19:18,846 --> 00:19:20,471
have insurance!
444
00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:22,098
Enough with the appetizer.
445
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,517
I'm hungry for
the main course.
446
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:29,188
Hello. I'd like to order
an entire restaurant burned to the ground.
447
00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:31,482
[laughing maniacally]
448
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:33,693
Drop these babies
in the deep fryer
449
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,237
and your order
will be complete.
450
00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:38,531
The beating heart of Shucks.
451
00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:42,035
And I feel
a heart attack coming on.
452
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:43,828
Snot, the M-80s, please.
453
00:19:43,829 --> 00:19:45,330
[Snot] I'm afraid I can't.
454
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:47,916
We're not really here
to burn down Shucks.
455
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,626
We're here to save you.
456
00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:52,879
The Special Sauce
turned you into a monster.
457
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,006
That's why we lured you here.
458
00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:57,300
It's the only place
with enough clams.
459
00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:58,801
Enough clams to what?
460
00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:01,179
To neutralize the toxic sauce.
461
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,222
I should've known! [grunts]
462
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,767
You still care more
about Shucks than me.
463
00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:09,437
We're doing this because
we care about you.
464
00:20:09,438 --> 00:20:11,523
[? suspenseful music playing]
465
00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:26,537
[sighs]
466
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,081
Ow, my head.
467
00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:29,624
Steve, we're sorry.
468
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,584
If we didn't ditch
you for clams,
469
00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:33,127
this never would've happened.
470
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,421
And I'm sorry
I jeopardized our friendship
471
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:37,131
with arson and
light vandalism.
472
00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,467
Honestly, after what
we've been through,
473
00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:41,844
I never wanna see
another clam again.
474
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:43,471
As weird as it may sound,
475
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,431
I've kinda developed
a taste for them.
476
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:48,143
In fact, clam me.
477
00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:51,938
Delicio...
478
00:20:51,939 --> 00:20:54,274
[stomach gurgles, retching]
479
00:20:54,324 --> 00:20:58,874
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