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(film flickering)

(gentle dramatic music)

(menacing music)

(gentle dramatic music)

(train whirring)

(giggling)

(loud thud)

That was a harsh stop.

Happens all the time.

Not like that.

It'll start up again any minute.

That's weird, there's no
passengers in the next car.

We're locked in.

What?

It's locked here too.

What the hell is going on?

We'll start up again
soon right guys?

Careful kid you
could hurt yourself.

How many times did we get
stuck on the trains every week,

it's gotta be nothing.

Empty cars maybe,
but locked doors?

Maybe 'cause we're stopped.

Forget it, we're between stops.

Maybe if we just
give it a minute.

Hey,

you know what's
going on don't you?

Yeah, as a matter of fact I do.

Then why don't
you say something?

I like to see what I'm
dealing with first.

I'm Mac.

Rod.

O-kay.

No one leaves this
train until I let you.

Why won't you let us?

Because kid, we got
a demon in our midst.

And it could be any one of you.

Don't get too close
partner, that includes her.

Her?

Please.

The fact is there's
demons all around us.

My job's to seek them out.

Okay whack-a-nuts,

you know, I'm open,
I'm open to it.

I've been doing this
a long time folks.

I'm damn good at it.

Demons, huh?

I don't know how you expect any

of us to believe you Max.

Mac. That's Mac.

I know you've all seen
things beyond the usual,

out of the realm of science,
beyond our comprehension,

the supernatural,

that's what drew me to you.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You've all seen things and yet,

you still don't think
there's even a chance

that a demon exists
on this train.

It's probably you.

No, not me.

Quite the opposite in fact,

I'm what you call
a demon hunter.

I got the ability to
feel a demon's presence

and contain it.

The problem with these
supernatural encounters

is they shield who's
who and what's what.

All those memories,
they look the same.

But I can tell when
you're all going to be

in the same place so
I make sure I'm there

to grab a lot of you.

Couldn't have
timed it any better

but then again,
that's what I do.

And I promise you, one of
you is definitely a demon,

but who?

How long do you need
to figure it out?

As long as it takes,

none of you would be candidates,

if you didn't have a
little gray in your past

and one of you has a soul
of absolute darkness,

but who?

Let's say there's a hint of
truth to what you're saying,

what happens to the
demon once you find it?

You can't be serious.

Demon hunting is
my purpose in life.

I can only afford to be serious.

What's with the silver tip?

Insurance.

(scoffing)

You know what?

I think I'll start with you.

What?

No way, I don't want
any part of this.

Then our search is over
folks, we found our demon.

(dramatic music)

Fine, what are you going to do?

Take a peek into your soul.

(thunder gentle rolling)

(rapid knocking)

Ma'am,

ma'am please.

Read the sign
child, we're closed.

Please, it's an emergency,
I need to see the future.

I'm sorry, come back tomorrow.

Tomorrow's too late.

I have plans this evening.

It's all I've got, it's
an emergency, please.

(thunder gently crashing)

You know, I normally don't
do this sort of thing.

Thank you.

You're welcome child.

Here, dry yourself off and
then we'll get started.

(dramatic music)

(thunder crashing)

I saw the sign out
front, 100% guaranteed.

Is that really true?

Absolutely, I pride
myself on that.

Now tell me why did
you feel the need

to come out here at this hour?

I just, I have the feeling
like I'm in danger you know?

That something
bad's gonna happen

and I need you to help
me figure out why.

What's your name, child?

Tabitha.

I'm Madame Renee, you're
safe here Tabitha.

My clients are like family to me

and under no circumstances
will anyone harm you

under my watch.

Now, what would you like
today, a palm reading?

Horoscope?

Dialogue with the dead?

Actually, I was hoping
for a tarot reading.

Ah the cards, no room for error,

have you ever had
one done before?

No, I've never
been to a psychic.

I prefer fortune teller my dear,

psychic is so
scientific, so negative.

Many of my friends are clients.

They vouch that you've
never been wrong

with a reading, ever.

You're in good hands,
100% guaranteed.

You see my gift comes with
a great responsibility,

I can't afford to be wrong,

my entire reputation
depends on it.

Now, shall we begin?

What is your question
for the cards?

I guess,

what is this terrible
feeling I have about?

Luckily for us, the deck and
I have a spiritual connection.

See how the cards have
a mind of their own?

We'll do a standard
cross, what has happened,

what is happening
and what will happen.

Please Tabitha cut the deck.

Now we're in business.

10 cards,

six in a cross,

four on the side,

present past future,
external influences,

hopes and fears.

I've come to fear readings.

You see, fortune
telling is a burden.

You never know if the news
is going to be good or bad,

but that's the price we pay
for having our fortunes read,

the truth.

(thunder crashing)

We start with a major
Arcana card, the hermit,

it represents the
loner, caution,

vigilance, sound like
somebody you know?

Of course it does.

Now, let's find out what
your immediate challenge is,

based on your question.

The nine of swords.

Is that bad?

No, in your case I'll
assume it means anxiety,

that you need to
trust your instincts,

but you're doing that already.

Maybe by looking into your past,

the problem will reveal itself.

This one friend of mine,

she told me you predicted
that she would have

a major career change, she
was fired three weeks later,

she decided to open
her own business.

She followed her dream
thanks to your reading.

The greatest reward
for a fortune teller is

that little push
to greater success,

I am very happy for your friend.

Wonderful, the 10 of cups,

it seems that in
your distant past

you grew up in a warm, loving
family with true friendships

and yet you are lonely now.

Maybe that's due to your
inability to trust anybody,

this deficit of
love in your life

makes me assume
that you are single.

That's exactly right,

but what does this have
to do with my bad feeling?

Did somebody ask
you out recently?

Actually, yeah, this guy
I used to see at the gym,

he talks to me
sometimes, asks me out.

I always say no.

(exclaiming)

Don't fear my child,
it's reversed.

You know the death card normally
doesn't mean actual death,

that's a common
misconception, in reverse

it could actually mean
quite the opposite.

In this case, it represents
your recent past,

it just means
immobility, slow changes

and if that's not
it I'm sorry to say,

it could be something
more dire than that.

It could be interpreted as
a narrow escape from death,

cheating death, I wonder if,

tell me about that guy again.

From the gym?

Maybe he's following you.

Maybe he is the bad
feeling, no need to fret

we will get to the
bottom of this now,

wonderful the eight of
wands, my lovely Tabitha

you are in luck, your
best possible outcome,

brand new ideas are
coming your way,

a new love, a new journey,
anything is possible.

Why don't we find a
way to get you out of

this path of danger
and onto a better one?

Got another one for you.

This guy I work with,
he was really down,

unable to muster up the
courage to ask for some

promotion at work.

He came to see you

and you insisted
the cards were clear

that he should go for it.

And?

What else?

It worked.

This is your second
major Arcana card.

It's the Empress
and it's reversed.

Your immediate future is
filled with indecision,

lack of understanding.

There's something happening
around you already, but what?

Four cards left,

factors affecting
your situation.

The seven of cups, there's
something that you're not aware

of will affect you soon.

A secret, a lie maybe.

The two of swords reversed,

loss of balance
in a relationship

violent passion,
misunderstanding of love,

oh my dear child you
must avoid that man.

I thought it was nothing.

Now that I think about
it, I see him everywhere.

I thought it was
because he lives nearby,

but I see him at
restaurants, on the street.

That sounds like a
lot more than nothing.

We must find a way
to keep you safe.

Good thing we have
the cards to guide us.

The cards never lie.

This reminds me of
my other friend.

He said you predicted
that something precious

would be taken from him.

He spent hours and
hours hiding things,

his money, valuables,
all material things.

He had no idea it would
end up being his wife.

I remember that man.

He didn't believe me, he
didn't listen to the cards.

You believe me dear don't you?

I do.

Some fates aren't ours
to decide I'm afraid,

that's why I said I read
fortunes with a heavy heart,

but let's finish yours and
find a way to help you.

Two cards left.

Another major Arcana card?

Your hopes and fears, the fool.

This can't be good.

This centers around a choice
you have to make and soon,

in your immediate future,
that man wants you dead.

One card left,
the final outcome.

Come on, flip it.

Flip the card.

What is it?

The nine of Pentacles, reversed.

Loss is possible,
danger from thieves,

caution,

death.

(loud cracking thunder)

Based on your best possible
outcome, you can beat this.

Please Madame Renee,

let me stay here a
little while longer,

at least until the storm passes.

I suppose a little while
longer couldn't hurt.

Thank you, Madame
Renee, thank you.

I know,

why don't I do you?

Let me read your fortune,
anyone ever done that before?

No no.

(laughing)

Seriously?

Oh come one, you don't even
know what the cards mean.

I'll deal, you explain,

what else are we going to do?

You said what you gave me
before was all that you had.

Yeah and a good thing too.

I mean right, what
else are we gonna do?

We'll treat it like a lesson.

Always wanted to try this.

What are you doing with $400
cash in your purse anyway?

No uh, we're doing you now,

cut the deck right?

Okay, so I start with
inside of the cross?

Oh no like this child.

Right.

The magician and the present,

represents creativity,
skill, willpower, confidence.

Sounds about right, 100%
guaranteed of course.

The two of Pentacles,

I'm able to handle
multiple problems,

taking on a new task
could be difficult.

Expect a helpful message.

Is Madame Renee stressed out?

(chuckling)

Aren't we all.

Hey, maybe this
reading will help you.

Yeah, maybe.

Okay, distant past
is next, right?

The eight of cups, reversed.

Abandonment of
one's original path.

Disappointment in love,

complaining without...

Something wrong?

No, complaining without cause,

the desire to leave one's
success for something better.

Remember that friend
I told you about,

the one you predicted
would have a career change

and got fired?

Turns out she lost a flash drive

with a big presentation on
it, prepped it for months

for some big account,
it just disappeared,

fired on the spot, ruined
the entire company.

But you said that you
found a new, better job.

Yeah but her startup
went under soon after,

the fortune was right, just
unfortunate that's all.

The strength card reversed.

That's the second major
Arcana card, right?

I guess it means weakness,

since it's facing the wrong way.

Lack of faith, tyranny,

abuse of power,

strength.

I think yes, this has to do
with someone I used to know.

Someone you know?

Okay, now we're in business.

Best possible outcome is next.

The hanged man.

Another major Arcana card?

I think you're going
for the world record.

But we're not even halfway
through yet, that's impossible.

The odds are-

The cards never lie,
best possible outcome,

change, reversal, abandonment,

sacrifice, improvement, rebirth.

What is this?

Who are you and what
are you doing here?

I'm just reading your
fortune Madame Renee,

immediate future is next.

10 of swords, sudden misfortune,
the ruining of plans,

defeat, failure, pain.

This is the worst
fortune I've ever seen.

What do you want from me?

Why are you doing this to me?

Four cards left,

the queen of swords, a quick
and confident decision.

Someone who can
bear their sorrow,

remember that other
story I told you

about the guy I work with?

Of course you do, he was
competing for that promotion.

Soon after your reading
his competition,

mysteriously went missing,

doesn't change that
you were right,

just strange how
it all happened.

External influences already?

Oh look, the page of
swords, so many swords.

We're done here,
get out of my shop.

Now, now child, you know
it's bad luck to stop

in the middle of a reading,

besides how can we ever
solve your problems?

Outside forces
you can't control,

an imposter, an
unexpected event.

You.

Two cards left,

hopes and fears.

Impossible.

Will you look at that.

Another major Arcana card,

the Moon, deception, trickery

danger, disgrace.

Cards, 22 major
Arcana (whispering)

10 cards in the cross

four major Arcana cards,
that's almost half.

That last story I told you,

about the man you predicted
would lose something.

He wasn't just some friend,
he was my sister's husband

and you murdered her to
make your fortune true.

You're not a fortune teller,
you're a fortune maker.

You tell fortunes and
you keep your reputation

by making sure they come true,

no matter what the
cost, 100% guaranteed.

That's right, I'm a fraud,

those cards are random pictures,
art, they mean nothing.

That's where you're
wrong Madame Renee,

you might be a
fraud, but the cards

are very, very real,

at least as long as someone
like me is handling them.

So many fortune tellers
try to make their clients

feel better by
saying the death card

doesn't really mean
they're gonna die.

The truth is, it usually does.

Time to make your
fortune come true.

(screaming)

(moaning ghouls)

(gurgling)

(ringing bell)

So wait, are you
telling us Tabitha

murdered Madame Renee?

I didn't murder anyone,

but I can't stop the spirits
from casting their revenge,

I'm just the
messenger, a medium.

Yeah well she still died,

Mac told it to us all the same.

Yeah but it's not
like she didn't

come at her with a knife guys.

Right self-defense.

Yeah but Tabitha didn't
have to show up at all.

Madame Renee trusted
her, took her in.

For a hell of a lot of money.

Wait Tabitha, so
if you're a psychic

and can see the future

which one of them is the demon?

It doesn't work that
way, I need my cards.

Are you sure of what
you saw demon hunter,

what you're telling us?

I told it just as I saw it

as she saw it,

I can't just,

it's like watching TV,

I can see and hear experiences,

but I can't be sure
of anyone's intent.

I think he's making
this shit up.

What he saw was true.

Why admit to that?

That made you look
pretty bad Tabitha.

Yeah exactly, because no one
in their right mind would,

it also proves
I'm not the demon.

No, it doesn't.

Maybe you and Mac
are working together,

acting like your
story checks out when

you're really a plant.

Oh please, this guy
knew something about me

that nobody possibly could.

You're saying he's
for real then.

Yeah he's for real.

Is Tabitha the demon, Mac?

I don't know.

And I won't until I look
through every one of your souls

one by one.

The answer always
reveals itself.

I've never been wrong.

I don't think you're a demon.

Thanks, kid.

The two of you are married.

Gee, everyone's a psychic.

I hate sarcasm.

You're both connected.

Your stories are the same.

Get close so I can look
through one eye each, got it?

(music builds)

(glasses clink)

- Alright, we did it.
- I love this place.

New homeowners.

Just married.

What else could we ask for?

Hmm I don't know, little ones?

(Madison laughs)

I was gonna say, "already?"

So tell me why we're staying
in on a Saturday night again?

We're celebrating our first
night in our new apartment,

so we're gonna use it.

You know, catch up on TV.

Clear off our DVR.

We should watch
the wedding video.

- Again?
- Mhm.

Ugh, man at this rate, we'll
be hungover by midnight.

(upbeat music)

So wait, we have a
brand new dishwasher,

yet we're hand washing
the champagne glasses.

These are not dishwasher safe.

They're wedding gifts.

- We have to take care of them.
- Right, right.

Hey, I say we watch this
week's "Sing to the Top."

It's the premier,
when everyone stinks.

Oh.

How long until the
judges cover their faces

with their notes,
dying laughing.

I give it five minutes.

(Madison laughs)

(upbeat music)

Better hurry up 'cause
I'm about to hit play.

Stop. Wait, I'm not ready.

- Better hurry.
- Come on. Two seconds.

- More like two hours.
- (Madison scoffs)

I'm glad we found a
place with two bathrooms.

Should take care
of half our fights.

Seriously.

DVR is paused and ready to go.

I love that you can do that.

Are you kidding?

- Best invention ever.
- Well, since VCR.

Since TV.

Since sliced bread.

Yeah what's the big deal
with the sliced bread thing.

Big deal.

This is DVR.

(Madison laughs)

(Man sighs)

(TV sounds)

The sightings of
a mysterious man

walking the city at night.

(music plays on TV)

Ugh, so much crap on TV.

Yeah and we watch half of it.

(TV plays)

Wow, check it out.

There's like a surveillance
camera at our front door.

You know, I sorta remember
them telling us that.

Awesome.

Now we can check to see

if it's really the delivery guy

or an axe murderer buzzing up.

(Clint laughs)

It's actually pretty cool.

Oh this is nuts.

I can see people
walking in and out.

What'd you expect,
a marching band?

"Oh hey, I guess I should
hold the door for you."

"Would a never done it
unless you were hot."

"Let me help you
with your keys."

"You're too kind."

"Let's just go back to my
room, so I can repay you."

(Madison laughs)

Stop it.

- This is kind of addictive.
- Yeah.

And creepy.

Are you kidding?

You just-

I gotta pee now.

Put "Sing" back on.

Are you ready for it?

I wrote it myself.

Here it comes.

Somebody's out there.

Someone on camera sees me.

Who can it be?

Yeah, I'm-

Singing so badly, yeah!

I just know it.

They're watching me.

Some guy on TV.

Oh yeah bring it.

They're watching me.

They're watching you.

They're watching us.

They're watching.

Whoa, 80's freeze. Nice.

Through to the next round.

(Clint laughs)
(Madison laughs)

Let's just hope the crazies
on "Sing" sing this bad,

or it's gonna be one boring ep-

(suspenseful music)

What the hell.

Oh this should be good.

Seriously, Maddie,
come see this.

Ow.

That wasn't funny.

Thanks for scaring
the bejesus out of me.

Really.

Now I know how they feel in
those bad movies, so cliche.

(music jumps)

(suspenseful music)

What are you doing?

What if it's trying to break in?

(suspenseful music)

We have to call the police.

Wait, that front door

has that whole security
system thing going on.

No way it can get in
without a key or the code.

(suspenseful music continues)

It is trying to get it in.

Cops.

It's dead.

[Both] Cell phone.

Okay. Why wouldn't
any phones work?

(suspenseful music)

Oh my god, do you see that?

We can't call anyone.

We can't leave.

I can't even get online.

What does it want?

Well if that lurker thing
can't get in the front door

then it definitely can't
get in the hallway.

Maybe a neighbor
has a working phone?

But we don't know
anyone here yet.

Well, we're neighbors.

It's time to be neighborly.

(Clint knocks)

(Clint knocks)

I mean it is Saturday night.

Weather's decent.

People are out.

Everyone's out?

Everyone who lives
here. It's possible.

(Madison knocks)

There are 15
apartments here, right?

Yeah, but there's no way
anyone's watching out front

unless they're expecting
a guest or food.

And expecting them right now.

Yeah, at 10:30.

Fat chance.

(Clint knocks)

Maybe we should
try another floor?

Maybe we should
just wait it out?

(music builds)

This psycho's still
working the building

across the street.

Maybe it's a good
time to go downstairs.

What? Why?

The emergency
phone in the lobby.

But what if he comes back.

Our front door is safe.

Even if it finds a way to
bust it down, it'll take time.

That phone is our only
chance to get help.

You just stay here, and
keep an eye on channel 14.

I'll go.

No way, Clint, not alone.

If you're going,
I'm going with you.

(elevator rings)

(ominous music)

No connection.

Our first night here
and nothing works.

I don't think it's
the apartment.

Something's up.

We can't go run
for help, can we?

He's out there somewhere.

We're safest here
behind our security.

But the station's only a
few blocks away, you know.

Don't even think
about it, Clint.

Can we email 911?

Is that even a thing?

We can't connect, remember?

Ah.

What are you doing?

Just looking. I want to see
if he's still out there.

He could be right there.

Wait!

(music screeches)

Who the hell are you?

I'm George, 4B.

What are you guys doing?

Does your phone work?

Yeah? Why?

You're the new couple up in 5B.

I'm right under you.

Yeah, yeah. I'm Clint.

This is Madison.

Hey

You folks okay?

Yeah.

Well, no.

Been quite a night actually.

Did you know we had a
surveillance camera out front?

Yeah.

I never use it though.

You can see it
all on channel 14.

Huh.

So, what's the problem?

This is gonna sound
a little crazy,

but he saw this shady
looking guy out front

trying to break in.

Yeah? What'd he look like.

I don't know

I wouldn't worry about it.

We're all safe here.

We've got good security.

Would you mind if
we check on your TV,

so we know it's not just us.

Like in my apartment?

Would that be a problem?

Alright, if it'll
make you feel better.

But I got a lot of
stuff to do tonight.

So just a minute, okay?

- Great.
- Absolutely

And maybe use your phone?

Fine.

Lucky for all of us, you
don't look dangerous.

You're not crazy, right?

Do we look crazy to you?

Kinda.

Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna
take the garbage out first.

It's getting heavy.

- Of course.
- Yeah.

Okay so the obvious,

how do we know he's
not the lurker.

Just what I was thinking.

For starters, this guy's human.

Just had to throw
that out there.

That other thing
was something else,

like a gremlin or something.

Oh we've got gremlins now.

But what if George is
the cute and fuzzy side.

It's what 10:45?

Just don't feed
him after midnight.

(Madison laughs)

Come on.

(door closes)

(keys in door)

Hey, you guys should get
a deadbolt for your door

if you haven't already.

Just one lock would
make me nervous.

What channel was it?

Channel 14

(TV sounds)

I know this all
seems silly to you.

Eh, you're in a new place.

You both believe you
saw the same thing.

I get it.

No harm in checking it out.

Looks like whoever
was there is gone now.

It's a creepy view
though, no doubt.

Figures.

Water? Soda? Beer?

No thanks.

I'm sorry to trouble you.

Hey, could I check your phone.

Eh, sure.

Huh.

No signal.

Well that is weird.

Neither one works.

Could be a power thing.

Sun spots or whatever.

Could be that it's
cloudy outside.

I'm sure they'll
work again soon.

Guys, relax okay.

Put on a comedy or something.

Get some sleep.

Even if there was
someone out there,

he's gone now.

(door opens)

Well thanks anyway, George.

It was nice to meet you.

We'll see you around.

If we survive the night.

Getting used to a new
place takes some time.

It's a great building.

(door closes)

(door closes)

Well I feel crazy.

You know, George
made a great point

about getting a deadbolt.

Yeah, first thing tomorrow.

No question.

Should we get back to the TV.

Maybe we shouldn't.

(Clint laughs)

No I meant, "Sing to the Top."

Just in case, I don't want
it knowing we're home.

(both laugh)

God.

This is so not funny.

I know.

(suspenseful music)

Oh shit.

No, no, no, no, no.

I forgot I paused
it before we left.

So?

We're behind.

(Madison shrieks)

What is he-

I don't know. I'm
trying to catch up.

Do it faster.

(music jumps)

How long ago was this?

I'm not sure.

We're not live.

(Madison shrieks)

Wait, slow it down.

(music intensifies)

What the hell is that thing.

(music drops)

He's here Clint.

He's inside the building.

I'm still not caught up.

(door bangs)

- What are you doing?
- (door bangs)

Ridding the world of this thing.

With a baseball bat?

If I have to.

(door bangs)

(door bangs)

Don't you dare open
that door, Clint.

Wasn't planning on it.

(gremlin growls)

It's him.

He's right outside.

(gremlin growls)

Seriously, tomorrow, deadbolt.

(door bursts open)

(Madison shrieks)

(Clint punches George)

(Clint chokes)

(bat cracks)

(Clint wacks George)

(George's neck cracks)

Are you kidding me?

(Madison shrieks)

(George exclaims)

What the hell was that thing?

The cops will never believe us.

Yeah, which is why
we can't tell them.

Either way, we killed a man.

You sure that was a man?

He was the lurker through
the peep-hole a moment ago.

I swear.

He must have killed
our real neighbor

and taken his keys while
we were knocking on doors.

So you're telling me the
apartment he let us into

wasn't even his.

Let's put "Sing" back on.

I need to laugh.

(screeching music)

(metal clinks)

Okay, and now I'm freaked out.

I don't understand how
he kept changing form.

In person, he looked
completely normal, like George.

But,

then he didn't.

He looked like-

Like a demon.

Interesting.

Maybe you have a gift

That's what we're calling it?

But why didn't he kill you
guys earlier in the hall?

Or the apartment?

He was obviously
toying with them.

But why?

'Cause he's a demon, Rod.

There's too many
plot holes, guys.

Maybe Clint imagined
the lurker form.

Believe me, the mind can
play tricks under stress.

I saw it too, Steven.

Plus, the stress
started after we saw it,

not before.

Relax. I was just saying.

Don't tell her to relax, man.

Fine, you relax.

Guys!

This is getting us nowhere.

Is one of them the
demon or not, Mac?

It's possible.

Where there's murder,
there's demons.

Was the lurker a demon?

[Mac] Certainly has the makeup,
but still not our demon.

Just our luck.

I think it's your turn.

Me, why me?

Why not?

(intense music)

(subtle music)

Don't worry.

My parents are so not scary.

The fact you're even
here shows you care.

I know, I just,

I hope they like me.

What's not to like?

Besides, we're here
for grandma, not them.

[Grace] Steven?

Hey, it's good to see you again.

It's down the hall
into the right.

Thanks Grace.

She knows you?

Yeah, I've been
here a lot recently.

Grandma's been getting worse.

My parents told me
today was important,

but I'm not sure why.

We are meant to be together!

You were supposed to love me!

I wanna warn you about grandma.

Um, she can be a little.

No, I understand.

Um, we're in a psychiatric
ward if that's what you mean.

Well, she's not
violent, just out there.

You're not crazier than me!

(shouting)

Whoa.

Yeah, you hear stuff
like that sometimes.

I feel for them, they
don't choose to be sick.

Most people don't even
give them the time of day,

act like it's their fault.

That's sad.

It's good to see you
here again, Steven.

How's grandma?

Well, she's fine,
just fine dear.

It's better if you
just go see her.

Mom, dad, this is
my girlfriend, Kate.

[Mr. Capshaw] Uh, why didn't
you tell us about her, son?

Yeah Steven, why didn't you?

Because as you can see,

they get weird about
this kind of stuff.

Nonsense Steven, you
only think we do.

Can we go see grandma now?

Thanks for the heads up.

No, they're just acting weird.

I'm glad you said it
first, but I knew it.

I should have told
them I was coming.

I'm sorry Kate, it's just that.

Uh, this is it.

Three person max.

Your friend will have
to stay out here.

Listen um, wait outside and
I'll come get you after.

Yeah, I get it.

Hey Steven,

you never told me what was
wrong with your grandma.

(suspenseful music)

What the?

Where's grandma?

Come,

sit,

relax

Mom, what's going on?

Now, now dear, be still.

Mom, what are you doing?

Oh Steven, don't you know,
grandma's been gone for years.

You're the patient here.

Now, doctor's orders to take
these pills so you need too.

What did you do with grandma?

Oh Steven, listen to yourself.

You're sick.

Now don't fret.

This will calm you down.

(shouting)

(grunting)

I'm sorry mom.

Just get back here Steven!

Kate, run!

Run!

[Mrs. Capshaw] Get
back here, Steven!

No!

You get back here, Steven!

Steven, get back here now.

Steven, there's no where to run.

What the hell did you do?

(shouting)

(suspenseful music)

(intense music)

He just appeared.

Code gray, we have a code gray.

(intense music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music)

(knocking)

[Kate] It's no use,
I already tried it.

Are you okay?

I guess so.

Why is everyone going crazy?

I feel like I'm going crazy.

Try to remember, think.

My parents.

They care about you.

They've been here
helping the doctors.

Nobody ever said anything
about restraining you.

What?

You were in on this?

Yeah.

I work here.

No you don't, you're
my girlfriend.

We met in school.

You've never been here
before in your life.

You're here for me
to visit my grandma.

Your grandma hasn't
been here in years.

Steven, you know this.

I visit her all the
time, I remember.

You used to.

I went along with this as
part of your rehab, okay?

It's, it's what
the doctors wanted.

Steven, think.

Do you remember us
walking in together?

Of course I do.

I mean, everyone knows me
because I'm here all the time.

Yeah,

but as a patient.

[Steven] I did meet you here.

Yes.

Oh, so I'm crazy
now, is that it?

Sh, they'll hear you.

Something's off.

If you work here, then
why are you hiding?

You're not telling me something.

You need to remember
on your own.

I can't think.

They told me you
were schizophrenic.

No, grandma is.

What are those?

Pills they wanted me to take.

I just thought I'd.

Oh my God.

I remember.

I am a patient.

It's strange how you're
thinking more clearly

as the medicine's wearing off.

Let me see.

How long have I been here?

Months.

Wait, these aren't
anti-psychotics.

Great, so I'm psychotic now too?

No, actually you're
not, look, that's DMT,

not chlorpromazine
or haloperidol

or whatever you're
supposed to be taking.

Well, how do you
know what it is?

DMT comes in many forms.

This is one of them.

So I'm getting
better, not worse.

Well, if this is DMT,

then these pills aren't
preventing my schizophrenia,

they're causing it.

Throw them away.

But I need them, I
know I need them.

That's what they
want you to think.

Throw them away.

(intense music)

You're just

feeling the effects of what's
left in your system, okay?

Um, DMT is N-dimethyltryptamine,

it's like the strongest
psychedelic drug out there.

It causes vivid hallucinations,
it twists the truth,

it makes you forget.

How do I know all that?

Your studies.

Right, I was studying
to be a psychiatrist.

So I'm a student and a patient?

That doesn't make any sense.

You're almost there Steven.

What else do you know?

Um, I know DMT doesn't
last very long,

so they must've compounded
it with an MOA inhibitor.

You need it to wear off in
order to get your truth.

My parents think I'm nuts.

I need this to wear off
now, I need to remember, I,

how did I end up here?

How do I?

Focus.

They're going to check
the stairwell eventually.

What do I do, Kate?

There's only one way we can go.

(suspenseful music)

I got this.

(suspenseful music)

Over here! Let's get them.

(suspenseful music)

They're coming back quick.

Find somewhere to hide.

(suspenseful music)

I can't tell if I'm
getting better or worse.

If you're a nurse, why
are you helping me?

I've been taking care
of you for awhile and,

well, we, we fell in love and

ever since I found out what
they were doing to you, I,

I wanna help you.

DMT, they must have a
stash of it somewhere.

We have to get rid
of it, all of it.

But where are they hiding it?

I don't know.

I have to tell my
parents I'm okay.

They need to know
what's going on.

Steven, no.

Steven, no.

Steven!

(intense music)

Okay listen, I um.

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

What the hell is this?

Fight it Steven, fight it.

You need your rest.

You're not yourself.

Take your medication, son.

No, mom, dad, I'm not crazy.

They've been drugging me.

No, no, no.

You're just having...

Get off me!

What kind of father are you?

Steven Capshaw, you'll stop
this insanity right now.

You're not thinking
straight, Steven.

Think.

Why would your parents
want to keep you here?

How could your own mother
want to strap you down,

inject you with something?

What kind of parent would
do that to their child?

You're right, they wouldn't.

They're not really my parents.

They're my doctors.

Take your pills.

Get off of me!

They've been drugging me.

Tell them what you
saw, tell them!

I remember, I
remember someone died.

He's lying!

Paranoid schizophrenia,
pathological liar, delusional.

Nothing he says is credible
or makes any sense.

It's all in his file.

(shouting)

(grunting)

This is nice.

(intense music)

What the hell is in that?

He's dangerous,
sedate the prisoner!

Prisoner?

You heard that,
he said prisoner.

I mean patient.

No, I remember now, I'm
not a patient here at all.

I came here one day
to visit as a student.

I just wanted to take a
leak, but I saw it happen.

These two doctors gave some
violent patient a sedative

to calm him down,
but it was too much.

A seizure like this,
he never woke up.

I tried to help and they
grabbed me and strapped me down.

Must've given me DMT pills.

I don't remember anything
making much sense after that.

Until now.

They kept it going
to shut me up.

They kept feeding
me that poison.

Why are you two
idiots standing there?

Can't you see he's dangerous?

Sedate him!

I have to find the
rest of the pills.

[Grace] Steven,
the utility room.

Oh, thanks Grace.

Come on.

Where is it, where is it?

Come on, come on.

Jesus.

Don't be stupid, Steven.

You're sick.

We can help you.

I don't need help, you
sick bastard, you do.

No!

It had to be done.

It had to be done.

Seems like there's a fine line
between doctor and patient.

(intense music)

No, no, no, no, no!

It had to be done.

No, it had to be done!

It had to be done!

I may not have enough to get
him for the man he killed,

but they can get him
for what he did to me.

Thanks for believing in me.

Do you remember everything now?

I think it's finally starting
to wear off for good.

I know.

I know it is

and I'm so sorry.

For what?

The same name tag I wore
the day I came here?

I'm not real, Steven.

You made me up in your own mind.

Once the drugs wear off,

I'm gone for good.

What?

No.

I can't lose you, not now.

I love you.

There must be more somewhere.

Steven, you have to
let me go for you.

Kate, you're real.

Something about you is real.

What we have is real

and one day, you'll
find it again.

Kate, no.

No.

(suspenseful music)

(intense music)

Well, now I'm depressed.

That's so sad.

I wish there was
magic in your story.

Maybe then Kate
could have stayed.

Interesting point, kid.

There was nothing
supernatural in his story.

[Rod] Yeah, what's
that about, Mac?

Well, that's not entirely true.

The other day, just
like she said I would,

I saw Kate right before my
eyes walking down Sixth Ave.

Are you guys
missing the obvious?

Steven killed that doctor lady.

Of course he did, she's nuts.

But he chose to kill her.

He didn't have to inject her
with that needle, did he?

Oh, I don't know, Clint.

Maybe they had me really, really
doped up on a strong drug.

You killed someone
too, you know?

But he was a demon.

Okay everyone, shut up.

You see what he sees, right?

If you're watching

from the point of view of
the certifiably insane.

I'm not insane.

We don't know that, which
makes your story unreliable.

If Steven truly
was schizophrenic,

which I'm not saying you are,

my vision would be a bit off.

But still, we're not done.

There's two of you left.

Two cards left.

Okay kiddo, your turn.

It's fine, Mac, I'll go next.

A girl your age on
the train at 3:00 AM

doesn't sit right with me.

[Madison] Me neither.

Does your mom know you're here?

My mom?

Like she cares.

Come on, man.

She's not the
demon, look at her.

She's just a kid.

[Mac] I'm sorry, is she
too young to be a demon?

You think demons just
fall out of the sky at 18?

21, 30?

Well I doubt from the
sky, I mean, maybe lower.

Is this a joke to you?

Do you know how long
I've been doing this?

The hell I've seen?

How long have you
been doing this?

Long before you were born, pal.

Demons are either born into
this world through the guise

of humans or a human
chooses to become one.

Sometimes it takes them a
while to know what they are,

sometimes they've always known.

Either way, no age is
too young for pure evil.

And we're running out of time.

(fast suspenseful music)

(laughter)

Aren't you going to
pick it up losers?

Why can't you just
leave us alone?

Because I'm having
too much fun proving

what losers you are.

(laughter)

How do you two live?

You're so pathetic.

(laughter)

Whoops.

What?

Gonna use your Siamese
Kung Fu on us now?

The Siamese are from Siam
stupid and Kung Fu is Chinese.

Besides, we're not Siamese
twins we're conjoined.

Conjoined?

What does that even mean?

That's even funnier!

(laughter)

Why do you have to
be such monsters?

We're the monsters?

You've got two of everything.

We're still two
different people.

(gasps)

Oh my god!

(wailing)

Go back to the
carnival, you freaks.

Why did you have to stab her?

Oh stopped taking crap from

that pom pom cheerleading bitch.

The only way to handle a bully
is a punch them right back

in their big fat mouth.

Instead you waste all your
time reading your stupid books.

(screams)

You're just as bad as she is.

I'm trying to help you.

I wish I could just
be separated from you.

Wouldn't that be nice?

What's stopping you?

You know the doctors can do it.

The fact that we could die.

Oh, well, if you had the
guts maybe I'd finally

have a spine.

That doesn't make any sense.

We both have spines.

I wish

(suspenseful music)

All clear?

(suspenseful music)

Now maybe they'll think
twice before messing with us.

You shouldn't have done it
Jess, now they're pissed.

(dramatic suspenseful music)

You really thought we
weren't gonna figure out

which way you've been going?

Great, now you can remind us
the we're conjoined twins,

you know, in case we forgot.

Hope that hurts like hell.

It does and now
you're gonna pay.

Maybe a night in the old
well will teach you a lesson.

Please Christina don't.

She doesn't have the guts.

(suspenseful music)

(chuckles)

Maybe we'll figure out
how to get them out,

like tomorrow maybe.

(spits)

I hate you!

(dramatic music)

It's freezing.

We can't even climb
the rope in gym.

We're stuck down here just
like I'm always stuck with you.

It's all your fault.

You can never stick
up for yourself.

Get away from me.

All you ever do is
blame me for everything.

Dead weight.

We're in the wishing well

(coins chink)

Too bad wishes never come true.

(coins chink)

I believe in wishes.

What do you wish for?

For Christina and Joe
to die a horrible death?

That's a terrible
thing to wish for.

Maybe wishes do come true.

This one is from the
early nineteen hundreds.

Perhaps it's worth something.

(water ripples smoothly)

(suspenseful music)

Check this one out.

I've never seen one
like this before.

It looks like it's in
Hebrew or Arabic, maybe.

I'm not sure.

How would you know?

I read?

I wish it were in English.

(suspenseful music)

What just happened?

Who cares, you know how
money we're gonna make?

It says three wishes.

There's more, three rules.

Intention is everything.

What does that mean?

It means don't be
stupid, stupid.

Rule two, say I wish to wish.

Don't interrupt!

Rule three, you
can't unwish a wish.

Awesome, three wishes.

Two wishes.

What do you mean two wishes,
it says three right there.

But I wished to be
able to read the coin.

I used one.

Way to go dummy, you wasted one.

If I hadn't, we wouldn't even
know we had three wishes.

Well, since you royally
screwed up, I get the last two.

That's not fair,
we each get one.

(sighs)

But we have to think
carefully about what it says.

The rule sounds complicated..

I wish to be out of this
well and back in the park.

Totally works.

What the hell?

Now we only have one wish left.

Ah, I wish we had
a million wishes.

That wish never works, now
we've used them all up.

The rules didn't say that.

Watch, I wish for us
to be back in the well.

It didn't work?

The rules said we can't
unwish a wish, remember?

If we wished ourselves
out of the well,

we can't wish ourselves back in.

I wish we were back in our room.

Told ya, that was
four, unlimited wishes.

999,996 to be exact.

You asked for a million.

Tomorrow at school it's
gonna be payback time.

No, wishes are
based on intention.

Right, so we don't have to
worry about being too literal,

like in every
wishing story ever.

The coin knows what we mean.

Jess, we have to
think before we wish

and we have to agree.

I wish you had no wishes.

When you asked for a
million wishes, you said us

and you can't unwish a wish.

I wish that if you ever
wish to separate us,

we lose all of our wishes.

You little bitch.

Then I wish you can't
ever wish to separate us

so that we don't
lose our powers.

Good, can't get rid of me, I
have to keep my eye on you.

Wouldn't dream of it.

(suspenseful music)

Morning losers.

I wish you'd fall on your face.

Whoa, ha ha.

I wish that didn't happen.

Can't unwish a wish.

I wish to fix her nose?

You suck!

(suspenseful music)

Tomorrow, I will be assigning
you new lab partners

and we'll..

(door knocks)

Excuse me.

New lab partners,
good luck with that.

(laughter)

I wish you guys never
to laugh again, ever.

I wish that they could make
sounds, almost like laughing,

when they normally
would be laughing.

(squeaking)

(laughs)

You're awesome at this.

(suspenseful music)

I see you both
clawed your way out.

Did you call the bearded lady

or did you trapeze yourself out?

(chuckles)

Hey look, they're so hate-able
they even hate each other.

If I was a freak,
I'd hate me too.

You're the pathetic ones.

You have no idea what it's like

being picked on day after day.

Yeah, cause we're the ones
everyone wants to be like.

Well, I wish you...

I wish the two of you were
conjoined twins just like us.

(screams)

I wish us out of here.

[Christina] Oh my
god I'm a dude!

I was having fun.

You know we could have
ended up anywhere.

Why the well?

Intention is everything,
I thought of it.

(laughs)

Oh my god, did you
see their faces?

Why couldn't you just wish
for her to leave us alone?

And let her off easy?

Hell no!

That was justice
if I ever saw it.

Ruining their lives?

They left us for dead, Jen.

The only way to stop a
bully is to be the bully.

Christina did what she wanted
because popularity is power.

We have the power now.

And you're abusing it.

That makes us just like her.

So?

We deserve her life.

Damn, I should've connected
them by their faces.

Wait, I still can, can't I?

I wish for Christina and Joe

to forget ever not
being conjoined.

Unbelievable.

Where's the torture in that?

They're the first boy/girl
conjoined twins ever.

Isn't that torture enough?

I wish for them to wet
their beds once a week

for the rest of their lives.

Stop it, Jess.

All right, that's it.

If you wanna make a wish, you
have to run it by me first.

If not, I'll unwish it.

You can't unwish a wish.

I'll figure something out.

If you hate me so much, why
don't you just wish me dead?

Because you're my sister.

Whatever, I'm bored.

Let's go home.

(suspenseful music)

You're back.

Was I dreaming?

I doubt it.

(suspenseful music)

You're doing this to me.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

I've been wishing
while you're asleep.

I like to wish you dead,

then six hours later
bring you back.

That way I can relax
without you, you know.

That way I can keep my powers

in case that counts
as separation,

'cause I wasn't really sure on
what you intended, you know.

I created a monster.

I'm not the monster, you are!

No stupid, I really created
a monster, in there.

Tomorrow, I think I'll
bring it to school

and let it kill everyone.

Won't that be fun to watch?

You want to see my monster now?

No.

Hey monster, show yourself.

(door knocks)

(grunts)

I wish that monster away.

You can't unwish a wish, Jenn.

I wish it can't
harm anyone, ever.

(grunts)

Damn it Jenn, I'd
kill you permanently

but you'd literally
be dead weight.

I'd wish for you not
to wish any more,

but I can't unwish my wish
to have a million wishes.

I'd wish to be
separated from you,

but then I'd lose all my powers.

I need to get rid of you,
but I don't know how.

I wish you couldn't
harm anyone ever.

Won't work Jenn,

I've already wished to
harm too many people.

Then I wish we were separated.

I already wished
you can't wish that.

Then I wish we were in surgery

about to be separated
by someone else.

(suspenseful music)

(beeping)

I wish, I wish...

No!

(beeping continues)

No, no more

(beeping)

I wish one remembers
you ever existing.

(beeping)

(bell rings)

Jeez folks, don't piss her off.

You killed your sister?

Yes, and it was the hardest
most awful thing ever.

That's why I'm here now.

I just came from the hospital.

(suspenseful music)

Can't you see that
I've saved you all?

She was dangerous.

Okay, so another
murder, what now?

Wish kid, mind wishing to
reveal the demon, save us time?

I can't wish anymore.

I wished to be
separated, remember?

Is she the demon, Mac?

Certainly has the makeup,
but so do the rest of you.

Like her coin said,
intention is everything.

I don't know what any
of you were thinking.

That was the first
intentional murder.

Oh, please.

They've all been intentional.

Well, that just leaves
you then, Pretty Boy.

Mine's pretty silly, actually.

It's not like I killed
anyone or anything.

You know. It's trivial.

Somehow, I doubt that.

Well, you wouldn't believe
me if I told you anyway.

Okay, maybe you guys would.

Fine.

Let's get this over
with, demon hunter.

(dramatic music)

(phone ringing)

Hey, Rod.

I'd thank God it's Friday

if I wasn't working
Saturday, right?

Huh, right.

(light music)

I knew it. You
like the new girl.

Carol.

Right, right, Carol.

(phone ringing)

You should ask her out.

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Because I knew you'd say that.

Well, why not?

So awkward.

We work together.

She's gonna say "no"
anyway, so what's the point?

Here we go again.

You realize, you just give
me three excuses, three?

You have any idea how
many girls like you?

Doesn't mean she does.

Fine, then ask someone out
that we do know likes you.

There's plenty.

But they're not Carol.

Seriously, ugh.

That leaves like no one but
her. You're so damn picky.

No, I'm not.

I'm focused.

You know what? I got
a solution for you.

Yeah, when I'm done, she's
gonna be asking you out.

I got my ways.

You'll see.

Gotta be subtle.

Now get back to work.

I mean, really, where
are your priorities?

(light music)

(soft music)

(phone ringing)

(soft music)

(passersby chattering)

(soft music)

(bell tinkling)

(soft music)

Anyone here?

(passersby chattering)

It says open.

(bell tinkling)

Hello?

(soft dramatic music)

Hello?

(soft dramatic music)

Hello?

(metal rattling)

(metal rattling)

(cat growling)

Ha.

Geez, ah.

Hello?

Hello?

(soft dramatic music)

(shrieking)

Oh, crap!

I know.

Everyone skips a beat when
they first see my hotness.

It'll pass.

That's not why I skipped a beat.

Sure it isn't, sweetie.

Are you Miss Moon-Hi?

Yeah, but you can call me
Mooni, because you're cute.

And everyone else does.

Ah, okay.

Do you sell, like, um,

magic potions?

Yeah, found a card?

Wonderful!

Right this way.

Cute butt too.

I heard that.

That was the plan.

(soft music)

Do you actually make all
these potions yourself?

Watch your step.

That half of the room
is just a mirror.

I'm kidding.

You mystics are hilarious.

Mystics?

You're not here to have
your fortune read, are you?

This is a potion shop.

No, I know.

Good, I hear Madame
Renee down that way

will give you that
100% guarantee thing.

What a quack.

Do these potions really work?

I was hoping you could help
me with a girl problem.

You?

I know just the thing, and
it'll cost you nothing.

Forget these silly potions.

Come back to my place.

I thought this was your place.

No, my place around the corner.

I knew this was a mistake.

Oh, take that ladle
out of your ass.

I was just kidding.

What's your name, Cute Butt?

Rod.

Of course it is.

Someone like you shouldn't
have girl problems.

Shows what you know.

Oh yeah, I see it now.

You're one of those.

One of what?

Let me guess.

In high school, zits all over.

No, no, no, you used
to be fat, right?

Well, both, actually.

Typical ugly duckling who
doesn't know he's a swan.

Oh, you have some deep-rooted
issues going on in there.

Geez, am I really
that screwed up?

The point is, baby,
I'd take you home

any day of the week,
including Sunday.

Thoughts?

Why would Sunday
make a difference?

Oh, you're hot.

Do yourself a
favor. Go home now.

Don't involve yourself
with the magic potions

or the problems they bring.

I'll go with you.

You know, for a
confidence booster.

One-night special.

I was hoping you could
actually just sell me

a love potion instead
and we can call it a day.

A love potion?

(laughs) The arrogance.

What kinda magic potion store
doesn't sell a love potion?

I have all sorts
of potions here,

some more expensive
than others, but

no one has ever come
up with a love potion.

Right, yeah, of course,
what was I thinking?

Time to take Mooni home with me?

Is that what you were thinking?

I'll see you around.

We do have a lust potion,
but it's not the same.

(soft music)

A lust potion?

That's right.

Let me guess. It's
only temporary.

Not at all.

Then I'll take it.

If you're willing to
give this to a woman,

you can't possibly love her.

Love her? I don't even know her.

How much?

(soft music)

This is lust potion number...

Who cares? How much?

For you, Cute Ass, an even 450.

Four-hundred-fifty?
Are you nuts?

I'm giving you the cute guy
discount. It's usually five.

This is a very
powerful, rare mixture.

I don't even know if it works.

Have a sip. I'll give you
the night of your life.

(soft music)

Fine, if it doesn't
work, come back.

I'll refund 50%.

50%? That's the worst
deal I've ever heard.

350 if you take me home.

450 it is.

Sold.

No offense.

Why is it whenever someone
says that, I'm offended anyway.

(soft music)

450, my friend.

Let's just get this over
with before I change my mind.

(soft dramatic music)

(sighing)

I'm surprised a place
like this isn't cash only.

With all this power, we
keep our clients limited,

but we're legit.

It would be chaos.

Yeah, limited to those
who can afford it.

So this is what it feels
like to get robbed?

Last chance to reconsider.

No, no, I'll try anything.

(soft music)

Of course, you know,
you have to make sure

you're the first person she
sees after she takes a drink.

Nope, didn't know that one.

Thanks, though, for
that last major detail

you almost forgot to tell me.

As long as she sees you, you're
the one she'll lust over.

For how long?

Forever, Cute Ass.

Unless she finds out
you gave it to her.

Awareness of the magic
is the only thing

that breaks the spell.

It won't be a problem.

Well, if it is,
another lust potion

will never work on her again.

You have an out, but once
you use it, that's it.

We tend to build immunities
to magic, of course.

Right, everyone knows that.

Any other last-minute,
super-important

warnings I should know about?

Tell anyone about this place,

and I'll kill you.

(soft dramatic music)

Okay, that's not a warning.

That's a threat.

Is it?

Pretty sure.

(laughs) Just kidding.

I see that ladle still has
a warm home up your ass.

On that very high note,
I'll see you around.

(soft dramatic music)

(phone ringing)

(light music)

Coffee?

How sweet, thanks.

I hate Mondays, don't you?

Oh, yeah, the worst.

(soft suspenseful music)

You seem different today.

Huh.

Are you feeling all right?

Yeah.

(light music)

Mm, coffee's fantastic today.

(sighing)

Tastes the same to
me. See you later.

See you.

(phone ringing)

I know this is kind of
inappropriate at work,

but who cares, right?

Do you wanna get drinks later?

Me?

Yeah, great.

(light music)

(phone ringing)

(light music)

Your idea was genius.

She asked me out.

Had no idea it'd really work.

See? I told you I
had you covered.

Just keep it on the DL.

I can't be doing
favors for everyone.

That would be chaos.

Boy do I owe you one.

(coworkers chattering)

(sighing)

(light music)

(phone ringing)

You okay, Sport? You're
almost an hour late.

Uh-huh, yup, I'm good.

Oh, hey, hey. How
did the date go?

Great. It ended
like a second ago.

(light music)

Yuy.

Ah.

Rough night?

Whew, yeah. Like really intense.

Okay, you know, say no
more. I don't wanna hear.

(light music)

(phone ringing)

(light music)

(sighing)

(phone ringing)

(keys striking)

I'll see you again tonight.

(light music)

(phone ringing)

(light music)

You're right. She's... intense.

Yep, but it's okay.

Best night of my
life last night.

(slurping)

(coworkers chattering)

You look terrible.

(phone ringing)

Gee, thanks.

Everything okay with Carol?

Too good.

Nonstop, day and night
for the last week.

No sleep.

Like, seriously... no sleep.

I'm spent.

(sighing)

(soft music)

You can't keep
this up, you know?

I want to.

Then what's wrong?

I feel... I feel guilty.

Guilty for what?

You know, this is all
based on one big lie.

What lie?

You know, your idea.

If I come clean, I'm
gonna lose her for sure.

I'm not being ungrateful,

but keeping this secret
from her is just wrong.

Look, I don't understand
why you feel so bad,

but if it's killing you,
just tell her the truth.

She'll get over it.

Get over it? This is
like a really big deal.

But, yeah, it's the
right thing to do.

I'm gonna do it.

(dramatic music)

Hey, hey.

What's wrong?

We have to talk.

I know, after what
I'm about to tell you,

you won't love me anymore,
but I have to tell you

because I love you.

You love me?

Carol, I don't know
how to say this,

so I'm just gonna say it.

I gave you a lust potion.

A lust potion?

Yeah, I spiked your
coffee with it on Monday.

I'm so sorry.

(giggling)

I'm serious.

Of course, how could
you possibly believe me?

But I do believe you.

You didn't need to use
a silly potion on me.

How do you know that?

I mean, how could you
know that for sure?

Does it matter?

I love you.

Even now?

So...

We're cool?

(blowing kiss)

(soft dramatic music)

(coffeemaker beeping)

(phone ringing)

Looks like that went well.

You see, no sweat.

You know, Mooni said
that if she became aware

of the lust potion, she'd
snap right out of it.

But I guess this means that
she always really liked me.

Uh, Mooni? Love potion?

No, lust potion.

Come on, the business
card you left me.

Your genius plan?

What? What card, Rod?

The business card
that you left me

right here on the counter.

What are you talking about?

My plan was to talk you
up to Carol, so I did.

(laughing)

A love potion. Lust potion.

Good one, buddy.

(dramatic music)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(dramatic music)

(dial tone)

(phone ringing)

[Carol] Hello.

Come back here, now.

(dramatic music)

Lost something?

This wasn't William's
card. It was yours.

I... no.

All this time, I've
been feeling guilty

when it should've been you.

You were there when
I found this card.

It was you who spiked
me with the lust potion

first in my coffee.

That's why you believed me.

And why I spent $450
on one for myself!

Damn.

How could you do that do me?

You were willing to do it to me.

Only because you
did it to me first.

But you still have
feelings for me, don't you?

No!

You're wrong. You do love me.

I know it.

You just needed...
a little push.

We were so happy together.

You're out of your mind.

Give me another chance.

It's never going to happen.

I don't want you. You're crazy!

I never wanted you.
You tricked me.

No!

You can't do this. We
were meant to be together.

I'll never love you!

(dramatic music)

(groaning)

Hey, security, yeah,
we need you here.

Carol, look, I'm sorry.

No!

Oh my God, there's a knife.

You were supposed to love me.

(chattering)

You were supposed to love me!

Look, if you really love
me, you won't hurt me.

Right?

Carol.

(flesh squishing)

No!

Oh my God.

(dramatic music)

That's the most disturbing
thing I've ever heard.

Really? That won the contest?

See? I never killed anyone.

You might as well have.

Yeah, and you agreed to
use a lust potion on her.

That's sick.

What?

No, every move I made
after drinking the coffee

that she gave me
first wasn't me.

That's not what
keeps me up at night.

Brings a new meaning to
drinking under the influence.

That's for sure.

You could've handled her
better, Rod, once you knew.

Maybe she wouldn't have died.

Yeah, that's what does
keep me up at night.

But, she took away my
free will. I was pissed.

You of all people should
understand that, Steven.

You don't know for sure
she gave you a lust potion.

Mac didn't see it, and she
never outright admitted it.

Like Mac says, we can't
know what you were thinking.

Intention is everything.

Right, kid?

You really think I'm dumb enough

to spend $450 on a lust potion?

I mean, what kind of a nutjob
would willingly do that?

Carol, apparently.

It doesn't make me a demon.

Tell 'em, Mac.

I for one am starting to think
it's clear that none of us

are the demons from our stories.

Those demons are dead.

Yeah, Mac, maybe you
just made a mistake.

I don't make mistakes, partner.

Steven's right. We
have that in common.

We're all the victims
of our own demons.

Your sister was the victim

in your story, Tabitha, not you.

No?

And that wife of yours, if
she got killed by a fake,

fortune-telling serial killer,

you wouldn't consider
yourself the victim?

I'm just saying.

Please, Mac, let us go home.

All right, everyone
just give me a minute.

Something's missing.

(dramatic music)

The demon has to be Steven.

I mean, his story's the
only one that's unreliable.

You're looking at me,
when that little girl

willingly murdered
her own sister?

I had to. She would
have killed us all.

Tabitha sent spirits
to kill a killer.

What makes me any worse?

These two murdered
someone they claim

looked like a demon, sometimes.

Mac saw it, too. Tell them, Mac.

Lover Boy over here
blatantly drove

a woman to kill herself.

I was under a damn spell!

Why won't anybody listen to me?

Who's the unreliable
one now, Rod?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely.

All right, everyone
shut the hell up!

We're outta time.

(footsteps, spurs jingling)

(soft dramatic music)

The fact is, ladies
and gentlemen,

you are all responsible
for a death,

intentional or unintentional.

But as we've learned today,
intention is everything.

(soft dramatic music)

I saw your phone earlier.

May I have it?

Do you know how to use it?

Yeah, I know how to use it.

(soft dramatic music)

I wanna show you something.

Both of you.

What are we looking for?

You'll know.

It's her!

What are you doing?
Jennifer, run, run!

That's not Jennifer,
partner, that's Jessica.

She's the demon.

Stay back, you
pathetic assholes.

I wish you can't
come any closer.

She got her powers?

How?

She wished to be separated.

No, Jennifer did.
It doesn't count.

Dammit, I thought wishing
to look exactly like

my sister would throw you off.

And it almost did, but it
doesn't matter because I wish...

(punch striking)

Jesus, Rod, what are you doing?

What? They said
she was the demon.

I really thought
she was Jennifer.

I got my stories crossed
when looking into her soul.

Her wishing to look
like her sister made it

difficult to see who was who.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, she's still
just a kid, right?

We can't just kill her.

She's also a demon.

Never too young,
outta my way, partner.

They were not identical, and
conjoined twins are by nature.

It's unnatural.

I shoulda known it was because
one of them was a demon.

You guys saw a demon
through the phone?

Yeah, but we didn't have to.

Clint, lift up her shirt on
the right side, just a little.

(dramatic music)

Well, what are you looking at?

You've gone along with
me this long, just do it.

(dramatic music)

I was tipped off when I saw
her scratching her right side.

Jennifer was on her left.

Then they confirmed it.

I just realized that
every time we saw

the lurker was through a lens.

The surveillance camera,
the peephole, the camera.

Right, in person, we saw George.

Right.

(dramatic music)

Hand me the stake, Mac.

I'll do it.

(growling)

(shouting)

(dramatic music)

He's gonna find you, Mac.

Who?

You know who.

Let him come.

(spurs jingling)

(dramatic music)

[Clint] Who was she
talking about Mac?

I hunt demons.

Demons hunt me.

One in particular has had it
out for me for over a century.

Long story, maybe next time.

You immortal or something?

No, I just don't age
anymore. Part of the gig.

Well I definitely feel better
now about knocking her out.

(dramatic music)

Wow, poor Jennifer.

Jessica really killed her.

Jennifer was a hero.

A demon with a million wishes,

that's not something
we want running around.

Glad I could finish
the job for her.

(engine starting)

(laughing)

Hey.

All right.

(soft music)

(sighing)

Well, thank you all for your
cooperation... or whatever.

Like we had a choice.

(chuckling)

Hey, you wanna go out sometime?

No potions allowed, I promise.

Okay, Pretty Boy, why not?

See, there was
magic in my story.

Got a date with a woman
I made up in my own mind.

Or so I thought.

(soft piano music)

Hey, Mac, where are
you off to next?

Oh you know, could
be an airplane,

elevator... nightclub.

You never know where someone
like me is gonna end up next.

(dramatic music)

And the two of you
have got quite a gift.

Demon detection through
a lens, that's a new one.

Even to me.

I don't understand.

We've never seen anything
like this before.

Well sometimes when
soulmates are put together

they develop powers they
never realized they had.

(chuckling)

You two looking for a job?

We could use some people
like you to join the hunt.

How do we find you?

Don't worry.

If you're interested...
I'll find you.

(dramatic music)

Happy hunting.

(subway car doors beeping)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(woman screaming)

(dramatic music)