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okay

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oh well I think this finishes up the one

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I'm sorry oh it's nothing at all

I'm sorry oh it's nothing at all

I'm sorry oh it's nothing at all [Music]

hul Coachman pull

hul Coachman pull

hul Coachman pull up Highway Patrol orders of the

king all well here we were minding our

king all well here we were minding our

king all well here we were minding our own business until you interrupted

own business until you interrupted

own business until you interrupted better to be interrupted by me than by

better to be interrupted by me than by

better to be interrupted by me than by Highway robbers I warn you to be on your

Highway robbers I warn you to be on your

Highway robbers I warn you to be on your guard this road is packed with them but

guard this road is packed with them but

guard this road is packed with them but really what robbers are there I've

really what robbers are there I've

really what robbers are there I've always traveled this road without being

always traveled this road without being

always traveled this road without being robbed of a pin sir where's your PIN now

robbed of a pin sir where's your PIN now

robbed of a pin sir where's your PIN now why my pin's gone and my earrings too

why my pin's gone and my earrings too

why my pin's gone and my earrings too you're a high woman I'll swear to it

you're a high woman I'll swear to it

you're a high woman I'll swear to it stop that

stop that

stop that man stop there

stop I haven't done anything you here

stop I haven't done anything you here

stop I haven't done anything you here take your hands off me I'm very sorry

take your hands off me I'm very sorry

take your hands off me I'm very sorry madam we were interrupted you're

madam we were interrupted you're

madam we were interrupted you're insulting a taste of prison in London

insulting a taste of prison in London

insulting a taste of prison in London will weaken your appetite for jokes mad

will weaken your appetite for jokes mad

will weaken your appetite for jokes mad take off me I'm innocent he's your

take off me I'm innocent he's your

take off me I'm innocent he's your accomplice isn't he who that old fool

accomplice isn't he who that old fool

accomplice isn't he who that old fool why don't you bring everybody they'll

why don't you bring everybody they'll

why don't you bring everybody they'll all keep me company in jail put this

all keep me company in jail put this

all keep me company in jail put this Rogue in

Rogue in

Rogue in Iron drive on you that old Fool Am I

Iron drive on you that old Fool Am I

Iron drive on you that old Fool Am I papous Tradesmen what manners what

papous Tradesmen what manners what

papous Tradesmen what manners what morals

morals

morals [Music]

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[Music] you there open the gate we brought the

you there open the gate we brought the

you there open the gate we brought the landlord another

lodger about

lodger about

lodger about [Music]

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[Music] F hey not so Hoy toy the landlord of

F hey not so Hoy toy the landlord of

F hey not so Hoy toy the landlord of this boarding house has ways of deal

this boarding house has ways of deal

this boarding house has ways of deal those who put

IR welcome who are

you my name is Peter what's yours Marius

you my name is Peter what's yours Marius

you my name is Peter what's yours Marius a gentleman now how does a gentleman

a gentleman now how does a gentleman

a gentleman now how does a gentleman like you happen to be AO here oh I got

like you happen to be AO here oh I got

like you happen to be AO here oh I got caught in the act Thief so they say you

caught in the act Thief so they say you

caught in the act Thief so they say you should do rather well as a thief I

should do rather well as a thief I

should do rather well as a thief I H I come from a very fine family that's

H I come from a very fine family that's

H I come from a very fine family that's evident the aristocracy of

evident the aristocracy of

evident the aristocracy of thievery there's an art in stealing well

thievery there's an art in stealing well

thievery there's an art in stealing well you

you

you know it's handed down from father to son

know it's handed down from father to son

know it's handed down from father to son there's something about you that's

there's something about you that's

there's something about you that's different from the average young

different from the average young

different from the average young gentleman who spends his time in

gentleman who spends his time in

gentleman who spends his time in here thank

here thank

here thank you and uh now about you have you been

you and uh now about you have you been

you and uh now about you have you been rotting in this cell for long no not

rotting in this cell for long no not

rotting in this cell for long no not long I didn't get along very well even

long I didn't get along very well even

long I didn't get along very well even when I was out I don't have the uh

when I was out I don't have the uh

when I was out I don't have the uh tradition that you

have tired

have tired

have tired mhm well well we'll see what we can do

mhm well well we'll see what we can do

mhm well well we'll see what we can do tomorrow what would you like to

tomorrow what would you like to

tomorrow what would you like to do well you don't want to spend the rest

do well you don't want to spend the rest

do well you don't want to spend the rest of your life in here do you no but that

of your life in here do you no but that

of your life in here do you no but that isn't the decision for us to

isn't the decision for us to

isn't the decision for us to make if you'd care to scrub up a bit

make if you'd care to scrub up a bit

make if you'd care to scrub up a bit this is all his majesty allows us pure

this is all his majesty allows us pure

this is all his majesty allows us pure temps

temps

temps water why don't you take your jacket off

water why don't you take your jacket off

water why don't you take your jacket off no uh I I mean I'm I'm

no uh I I mean I'm I'm

no uh I I mean I'm I'm tired

tired

tired well

night sweet

dreams good night

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[Music] well they've brought our breakfast into

well they've brought our breakfast into

well they've brought our breakfast into the courtyard

the courtyard

the courtyard finally what's the food like in this hos

finally what's the food like in this hos

finally what's the food like in this hos oh I'd hardly of the nerd to even call

oh I'd hardly of the nerd to even call

oh I'd hardly of the nerd to even call it food you have beautiful hands

it food you have beautiful hands

it food you have beautiful hands Marius a nice face too it's

Marius a nice face too it's

Marius a nice face too it's delicate who knows how many women you've

delicate who knows how many women you've

delicate who knows how many women you've driven out of their

driven out of their

driven out of their minds women

minds women

minds women women are my weakness oh mine too I

women are my weakness oh mine too I

women are my weakness oh mine too I simply cannot resist a woman they're

simply cannot resist a woman they're

simply cannot resist a woman they're tender skin sweet as perfume their

tender skin sweet as perfume their

tender skin sweet as perfume their slender ankles beautiful shapely legs

slender ankles beautiful shapely legs

slender ankles beautiful shapely legs are Prelude to the softer now that's far

are Prelude to the softer now that's far

are Prelude to the softer now that's far enough hey what's the matter I was just

enough hey what's the matter I was just

enough hey what's the matter I was just talking about women their shoulders

talking about women their shoulders

talking about women their shoulders rounded like

rounded like

rounded like velvet I was talking about women because

velvet I was talking about women because

velvet I was talking about women because I want to talk about you

when did you find out last night you've

when did you find out last night you've

when did you find out last night you've been trying to hide it who knows we may

been trying to hide it who knows we may

been trying to hide it who knows we may spend the rest of our lives in here

spend the rest of our lives in here

spend the rest of our lives in here together what's your name Mary Reid Mary

together what's your name Mary Reid Mary

together what's your name Mary Reid Mary Reid the female brigand uh-huh that's

Reid the female brigand uh-huh that's

Reid the female brigand uh-huh that's what they call

what they call

what they call me you steal not only Jewels but Hearts

me you steal not only Jewels but Hearts

me you steal not only Jewels but Hearts too i' you'll nothing leave me alone

too i' you'll nothing leave me alone

too i' you'll nothing leave me alone what if I don't leave you alone what are

what if I don't leave you alone what are

what if I don't leave you alone what are you going to do scream do you want them

you going to do scream do you want them

you going to do scream do you want them to find out who you are I don't have to

to find out who you are I don't have to

to find out who you are I don't have to shout I can take care of myself I don't

shout I can take care of myself I don't

shout I can take care of myself I don't want to hurt

you how did I

you how did I

you how did I [Music]

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do very

do very good and what's

good and what's

good and what's [Music]

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[Music] this hey that's mine where did you get

this hey that's mine where did you get

this hey that's mine where did you get Splendid I didn't even notice you'll

Splendid I didn't even notice you'll

Splendid I didn't even notice you'll have to teach me that

have to teach me that

have to teach me that sometime Lord Goodwin to his beloved

sometime Lord Goodwin to his beloved

sometime Lord Goodwin to his beloved Son and where did you get

Son and where did you get

Son and where did you get this oh I got that at Lord Goodwin's

this oh I got that at Lord Goodwin's

this oh I got that at Lord Goodwin's Palace that's where they na

Palace that's where they na

Palace that's where they na me and you walk around with a thing like

me and you walk around with a thing like

me and you walk around with a thing like this listen when you're caught red

this listen when you're caught red

this listen when you're caught red handed it's always better to give

handed it's always better to give

handed it's always better to give everything

everything

everything back especially if there's a lord

back especially if there's a lord

back especially if there's a lord involved by that way they might do you a

involved by that way they might do you a

involved by that way they might do you a favor and let you off lightly I don't

favor and let you off lightly I don't

favor and let you off lightly I don't ask anyone for favors all

ask anyone for favors all

ask anyone for favors all right come on

right come on

right come on outside for breakfast

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[Music] all in line you scum the warden's

coming put that down the smell of it

coming put that down the smell of it

coming put that down the smell of it upsets the warden's suggestion do you

upsets the warden's suggestion do you

upsets the warden's suggestion do you want to end up with hard labor

how putrid they smell like an uned

how putrid they smell like an uned

how putrid they smell like an uned corpse select three have them well

corpse select three have them well

corpse select three have them well washed and brought into

me

me

me you you and you

you you and you

you you and you I'll go but why you can't they'll make

I'll go but why you can't they'll make

I'll go but why you can't they'll make you strip naked and you'll have to wash

you strip naked and you'll have to wash

you strip naked and you'll have to wash in front of the

in front of the

in front of the jailers thanks

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[Music] every one of the

every one of the

every one of the Stables I never did so much shoveling in

Stables I never did so much shoveling in

Stables I never did so much shoveling in my entire

life oh I'd clean Stables every

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[Music] day I wonder what they want with this

day I wonder what they want with this

day I wonder what they want with this gall's bait I wouldn't like to be in his

boots hey you come on out the warden

boots hey you come on out the warden

boots hey you come on out the warden wants to see you no that one whose name

wants to see you no that one whose name

wants to see you no that one whose name is

Peter your Lordships have had the great

Peter your Lordships have had the great

Peter your Lordships have had the great kindness to trouble yourselves for no

kindness to trouble yourselves for no

kindness to trouble yourselves for no purpose at this late hour I'm sure we

purpose at this late hour I'm sure we

purpose at this late hour I'm sure we are dealing with a vgar thief that's all

are dealing with a vgar thief that's all

are dealing with a vgar thief that's all who claims that he's the son of the ear

who claims that he's the son of the ear

who claims that he's the son of the ear of Goodwin therefore you don't know

of Goodwin therefore you don't know

of Goodwin therefore you don't know these devilish imposters my Lord you see

these devilish imposters my Lord you see

these devilish imposters my Lord you see they're capable of inventing any sort of

they're capable of inventing any sort of

they're capable of inventing any sort of lie when it comes to saving their necks

lie when it comes to saving their necks

lie when it comes to saving their necks we'll have the man shown in so we can

we'll have the man shown in so we can

we'll have the man shown in so we can see very well my Lord have a

look the son of a lord with that face of

look the son of a lord with that face of

look the son of a lord with that face of a lacky why is it stain oh at last Peter

a lacky why is it stain oh at last Peter

a lacky why is it stain oh at last Peter how have you been lately you've been the

how have you been lately you've been the

how have you been lately you've been the Des spare of half the girls in London

Des spare of half the girls in London

Des spare of half the girls in London but we'll tell them what youve become

but we'll tell them what youve become

but we'll tell them what youve become what a scandal a thief in jail well you

what a scandal a thief in jail well you

what a scandal a thief in jail well you could have let me spend another night

could have let me spend another night

could have let me spend another night here oh you're fond of prison ah life in

here oh you're fond of prison ah life in

here oh you're fond of prison ah life in his Majesty's prisons is a dream oh

his Majesty's prisons is a dream oh

his Majesty's prisons is a dream oh thank you my Lord you bring me a cigar

thank you my Lord you bring me a cigar

thank you my Lord you bring me a cigar yes immediately my Lord

immediately here my

immediately here my

immediately here my Lord you dare to offer such trash to the

Lord you dare to offer such trash to the

Lord you dare to offer such trash to the son of a lord but I did I didn't realize

son of a lord but I did I didn't realize

son of a lord but I did I didn't realize I didn't suspect you were but do you

I didn't suspect you were but do you

I didn't suspect you were but do you mean he's the son of the great Lord

mean he's the son of the great Lord

mean he's the son of the great Lord Goodwin you dare to doubt it no no upon

Goodwin you dare to doubt it no no upon

Goodwin you dare to doubt it no no upon my word of honor your aristocratic AES

my word of honor your aristocratic AES

my word of honor your aristocratic AES your commanding Manner and the nobility

your commanding Manner and the nobility

your commanding Manner and the nobility of your features will you explain how

of your features will you explain how

of your features will you explain how you got in jail Peter I've never seen

you got in jail Peter I've never seen

you got in jail Peter I've never seen anything funnier in my life for the ball

anything funnier in my life for the ball

anything funnier in my life for the ball of the counters of bacon I came dressed

of the counters of bacon I came dressed

of the counters of bacon I came dressed as a thief For Heaven's Sake my Lord

as a thief For Heaven's Sake my Lord

as a thief For Heaven's Sake my Lord don't be unfair it was all a tragic

don't be unfair it was all a tragic

don't be unfair it was all a tragic error I assure you my lord an error very

error I assure you my lord an error very

error I assure you my lord an error very well very well indeed yes this morning I

well very well indeed yes this morning I

well very well indeed yes this morning I cleaned out your stes tomorrow you can

cleaned out your stes tomorrow you can

cleaned out your stes tomorrow you can come clean out mine then we'll be even

come clean out mine then we'll be even

come clean out mine then we'll be even oh gladly sir gladly yes when I'm

oh gladly sir gladly yes when I'm

oh gladly sir gladly yes when I'm through you can eat off the excuse me

through you can eat off the excuse me

through you can eat off the excuse me sir well then are you coming or do you

sir well then are you coming or do you

sir well then are you coming or do you want to enjoy some more of your friends

want to enjoy some more of your friends

want to enjoy some more of your friends Hospitality oh yes uh but first I must

Hospitality oh yes uh but first I must

Hospitality oh yes uh but first I must return to the cell just for a moment

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Goodbye

Mary but Peter where are you going are

Mary but Peter where are you going are

Mary but Peter where are you going are you free no no Lord Goodwin remembered

you free no no Lord Goodwin remembered

you free no no Lord Goodwin remembered me they're changing my cell or my prison

me they're changing my cell or my prison

me they're changing my cell or my prison I don't

I don't

I don't know Peter they'll torture you The

know Peter they'll torture you The

know Peter they'll torture you The Medallion you must give back The

Medallion you must give back The

Medallion you must give back The Medallion oh no it's too late for

Medallion oh no it's too late for

Medallion oh no it's too late for that you take it it will remind you of

that you take it it will remind you of

that you take it it will remind you of me

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[Music] hey

hey

hey Warden a

Wen Wen

Wen Wen

Wen Wen what's going on in there what's this

what's going on in there what's this

what's going on in there what's this racket

about

W hey Warden hey

W hey Warden hey

W hey Warden hey Warden save me I'm being murdered what

Warden save me I'm being murdered what

Warden save me I'm being murdered what is it how do I know the door won't open

is it how do I know the door won't open

is it how do I know the door won't open it's stuck help me he he

it's stuck help me he he

it's stuck help me he he harder they're killing

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[Music] me head with your spotle

me head with your spotle

me head with your spotle [Music]

I want to see Lord Goodwin his lordship

I want to see Lord Goodwin his lordship

I want to see Lord Goodwin his lordship doesn't receive Street Wes the likes of

doesn't receive Street Wes the likes of

doesn't receive Street Wes the likes of you tell him I brought him this he Ro's

you tell him I brought him this he Ro's

you tell him I brought him this he Ro's Medallion I'll give it to him personally

Medallion I'll give it to him personally

Medallion I'll give it to him personally where did you get it you snitched

where did you get it you snitched

where did you get it you snitched it no I got it from the one who stole

it no I got it from the one who stole

it no I got it from the one who stole it I'll tell his lordship everything

it I'll tell his lordship everything

it I'll tell his lordship everything well will you show me

well will you show me

well will you show me in follow

me wait here and don't touch a thing if

me wait here and don't touch a thing if

me wait here and don't touch a thing if you don't want a nice taste of the whip

can you imagine me in jail with a lady

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[Music] feet she was funny believe me she

feet she was funny believe me she

feet she was funny believe me she probably thinks I'm still rotting in

probably thinks I'm still rotting in

probably thinks I'm still rotting in some

some

some dungeon oh that's smart and when do you

dungeon oh that's smart and when do you

dungeon oh that's smart and when do you think they will release Mary re well if

think they will release Mary re well if

think they will release Mary re well if no one recognizes her she'll probably

no one recognizes her she'll probably

no one recognizes her she'll probably get out in 3 or 4

get out in 3 or 4

get out in 3 or 4 years but if someone

years but if someone

years but if someone does and if someone does recognizer

does and if someone does recognizer

does and if someone does recognizer she'll never get

she'll never get

she'll never get [Laughter]

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[Music] out well I was mistaken evidently she

out well I was mistaken evidently she

out well I was mistaken evidently she got out

got out

got out [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] sooner St up Good People by my

sooner St up Good People by my

sooner St up Good People by my words best in all

words best in all

words best in all London step up no

London step up no

London step up no obligation for every taste and every

obligation for every taste and every

obligation for every taste and every purse this way good people step up by my

Wares let's look oh the

Wares let's look oh the

Wares let's look oh the this way this

way good sir what do you wish of a poor

way good sir what do you wish of a poor

way good sir what do you wish of a poor blindman I will guard you from

blindman I will guard you from

blindman I will guard you from dishonesty let's get out of here this is

dishonesty let's get out of here this is

dishonesty let's get out of here this is no safe place for either of us now you

no safe place for either of us now you

no safe place for either of us now you have a girlfriend Uncle oh my here I'll

have a girlfriend Uncle oh my here I'll

have a girlfriend Uncle oh my here I'll know this gown was metant for only you

know this gown was metant for only you

know this gown was metant for only you ah for me to wear to the gall I knew as

ah for me to wear to the gall I knew as

ah for me to wear to the gall I knew as a fact he would never be able to keep

a fact he would never be able to keep

a fact he would never be able to keep you inside there for more than a couple

you inside there for more than a couple

you inside there for more than a couple of days You're My Flesh and Blood aren't

of days You're My Flesh and Blood aren't

of days You're My Flesh and Blood aren't you when I was a lot of your yes I know

you when I was a lot of your yes I know

you when I was a lot of your yes I know Uncle I

Uncle I

Uncle I know I want to go far away from here

know I want to go far away from here

know I want to go far away from here where how

where how

where how far very far enough not to see any Lords

far very far enough not to see any Lords

far very far enough not to see any Lords or vicious sons of Lords or any of that

or vicious sons of Lords or any of that

or vicious sons of Lords or any of that trash Oh but if there weren't any Lords

trash Oh but if there weren't any Lords

trash Oh but if there weren't any Lords who would support us HH the prisons

who would support us HH the prisons

who would support us HH the prisons often Addle your wits for you once

often Addle your wits for you once

often Addle your wits for you once you're out you are to fly off to the

you're out you are to fly off to the

you're out you are to fly off to the ends of the Earth listen this evening

ends of the Earth listen this evening

ends of the Earth listen this evening get the golden coal we can bend our

get the golden coal we can bend our

get the golden coal we can bend our elbows till forget all of this Dan oh

elbows till forget all of this Dan oh

elbows till forget all of this Dan oh Uncle I don't want to go to party never

Uncle I don't want to go to party never

Uncle I don't want to go to party never say that never say that this evening

say that never say that this evening

say that never say that this evening listen the part's in honor on the return

listen the part's in honor on the return

listen the part's in honor on the return of Captain Poop the best professional

of Captain Poop the best professional

of Captain Poop the best professional Corsair on the seven

Corsair on the seven

Corsair on the seven SE very well let's be off

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beautiful

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[Laughter]

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[Laughter]

there we go

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on my word

on my word

on my word [Laughter]

aha well who is this the king of

aha well who is this the king of

aha well who is this the king of England's daughter she's more than a

England's daughter she's more than a

England's daughter she's more than a princess she's my niece and pupil Mary

princess she's my niece and pupil Mary

princess she's my niece and pupil Mary Reed ah and I am captain

Reed ah and I am captain

Reed ah and I am captain po I like you come in

come come

next time you talk to a lady take your

next time you talk to a lady take your

next time you talk to a lady take your hat

hat

hat off

off

off well if good manners will win anything

well if good manners will win anything

well if good manners will win anything then I'm for good manners I only wish my

then I'm for good manners I only wish my

then I'm for good manners I only wish my Seaman were half as good shots with a

Seaman were half as good shots with a

Seaman were half as good shots with a pistol in you it's uh just about your

pistol in you it's uh just about your

pistol in you it's uh just about your Seaman I came to talk to you let's sit

Seaman I came to talk to you let's sit

Seaman I came to talk to you let's sit down and have a drink I'd be honored my

lady gentlemen a table for the lady

Captain I want to join your ship you

Captain I want to join your ship you

Captain I want to join your ship you well you think it's a bad idea no no no

well you think it's a bad idea no no no

well you think it's a bad idea no no no I think it's a wonderful

I think it's a wonderful

I think it's a wonderful idea as a

idea as a

idea as a seaman well I think you'll be the most

seaman well I think you'll be the most

seaman well I think you'll be the most beautiful Seaman that ever grace the

beautiful Seaman that ever grace the

beautiful Seaman that ever grace the deck of a ship yeah yeah good good he

deck of a ship yeah yeah good good he

deck of a ship yeah yeah good good he comes too who you mean uncle has to come

comes too who you mean uncle has to come

comes too who you mean uncle has to come through Captain po who else do you think

through Captain po who else do you think

through Captain po who else do you think instructed my dear niece in the use of a

pistol enough

pistol enough

pistol enough enough you're engaged the both of you

enough you're engaged the both of you

enough you're engaged the both of you and now let us drink to the two new

and now let us drink to the two new

and now let us drink to the two new seamen of the red

seamen of the red

seamen of the red blood oh excuse me

put that

down on my

word well

drink captain po you are to cruise along

drink captain po you are to cruise along

drink captain po you are to cruise along the coast of the Americans around and

the coast of the Americans around and

the coast of the Americans around and south of the Equator I conve you the

south of the Equator I conve you the

south of the Equator I conve you the best wishes of his majesty and my own

best wishes of his majesty and my own

best wishes of his majesty and my own your letter of Mark ah thank you thank

your letter of Mark ah thank you thank

your letter of Mark ah thank you thank his majesty and assur him that this time

his majesty and assur him that this time

his majesty and assur him that this time as well as ever I will rob on in his

as well as ever I will rob on in his

as well as ever I will rob on in his name and for England's

sake make ready to

sake make ready to

sake make ready to sail up

sail up

sail up [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] anchor C off there

anchor C off there

anchor C off there [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

the champ and lower the main

the champ and lower the main

the champ and lower the main [Music]

[Music]

[Music] tril ah clear those shrouds there Step

tril ah clear those shrouds there Step

tril ah clear those shrouds there Step Lively Lads we are due to catch a good

Lively Lads we are due to catch a good

Lively Lads we are due to catch a good wind captain we're waiting to be

wind captain we're waiting to be

wind captain we're waiting to be assigned to our post h ah can you cook

assigned to our post h ah can you cook

assigned to our post h ah can you cook Uncle me I can make the whole crew smack

Uncle me I can make the whole crew smack

Uncle me I can make the whole crew smack their lifts with my cooking well good go

their lifts with my cooking well good go

their lifts with my cooking well good go and get yourself squared away down in

and get yourself squared away down in

and get yourself squared away down in the

the

the gallery and you come with me your post

gallery and you come with me your post

gallery and you come with me your post of board is in my

cabin poor misguided Captain

Poop ah captain this is my cabin get out

Poop ah captain this is my cabin get out

Poop ah captain this is my cabin get out your cabin mhm why you Beetle brain

your cabin mhm why you Beetle brain

your cabin mhm why you Beetle brain don't you understand this is my

don't you understand this is my

don't you understand this is my cabin

my

my

my oh stand back and keep your distance I

oh stand back and keep your distance I

oh stand back and keep your distance I will obey you but only as far as work is

will obey you but only as far as work is

will obey you but only as far as work is concerned is that so uh-huh H all right

concerned is that so uh-huh H all right

concerned is that so uh-huh H all right then get out on

then get out on

then get out on Deck get out on Deck

zon move yourself up that Mast and low

zon move yourself up that Mast and low

zon move yourself up that Mast and low the top

f i captain

f i captain

f i captain [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] get back to work move Lively now

get back to work move Lively now

get back to work move Lively now [Music]

any further orders captain

any further orders captain

any further orders captain no may I go to my cabin and put my gear

no may I go to my cabin and put my gear

no may I go to my cabin and put my gear in

in

in order

yes more lively

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

this here Captain it's from one of my

this here Captain it's from one of my

this here Captain it's from one of my most sought after recipes I've Chen this

most sought after recipes I've Chen this

most sought after recipes I've Chen this broth blood and thunder

cons no

appetite

appetite

appetite [Applause]

[Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

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fore oh

you're

you're

you're mine that bunk is mine this cabin's mine

mine that bunk is mine this cabin's mine

mine that bunk is mine this cabin's mine the ship's

the ship's

the ship's mine so why shouldn't you be

mine I love a woman with a little

mine I love a woman with a little

mine I love a woman with a little fire captain

fire captain

fire captain captain captain Captain we just sided a

captain captain Captain we just sided a

captain captain Captain we just sided a vessel damn Nation well what are you

vessel damn Nation well what are you

vessel damn Nation well what are you standing there for get out of here you

standing there for get out of here you

standing there for get out of here you blithering idiot get to your

post we'll continue this another

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] time ready to

time ready to

time ready to fire ready she

fire ready she

fire ready she goes open

goes open

goes open for steady she

for steady she

for steady she goes the main at your orders Captain get

goes the main at your orders Captain get

goes the main at your orders Captain get back in the cabin this is no place for

back in the cabin this is no place for

back in the cabin this is no place for you there's not going to be a dance

you there's not going to be a dance

you there's not going to be a dance [Music]

[Music]

[Music] here I can take care of

here I can take care of

here I can take care of myself fire broadside

lower those sails we're on the lure side

lower those sails we're on the lure side

lower those sails we're on the lure side of her and she's got a longer range than

of her and she's got a longer range than

of her and she's got a longer range than ours get ready to border

men what a bright idea now see what

men what a bright idea now see what

men what a bright idea now see what you've done we' Rob done

you've done we' Rob done

you've done we' Rob done [Applause]

[Applause]

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[Applause] he

he

he [Music]

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[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

Captain Captain fo

you know sooner or later I would have

you know sooner or later I would have

you know sooner or later I would have made you love

made you love

made you love me per that's the only

me per that's the only

me per that's the only reason I hate

the surrender at once you will be

the surrender at once you will be

the surrender at once you will be treated as stipulated in the Articles of

treated as stipulated in the Articles of

treated as stipulated in the Articles of War surrender I warn you surrender or

War surrender I warn you surrender or

War surrender I warn you surrender or you will all be

you will all be

you will all be kill give up the let's the

for sea prison we ought never to have

for sea prison we ought never to have

for sea prison we ought never to have left our old

left our old

left our old one we will tow the other ship secure

one we will tow the other ship secure

one we will tow the other ship secure all the prisoners in the whole of this

all the prisoners in the whole of this

all the prisoners in the whole of this one take your hands off me is this the

one take your hands off me is this the

one take your hands off me is this the gallantry a Spaniard chose to a lady a

gallantry a Spaniard chose to a lady a

gallantry a Spaniard chose to a lady a lady a wch disposed to sell herself for

lady a wch disposed to sell herself for

lady a wch disposed to sell herself for the best offer she gets mind your tongue

the best offer she gets mind your tongue

the best offer she gets mind your tongue or I'll make you swallow those words of

or I'll make you swallow those words of

or I'll make you swallow those words of yours enough move on

there my lady I beg you to excuse the

there my lady I beg you to excuse the

there my lady I beg you to excuse the rough manners of my seamen but who would

rough manners of my seamen but who would

rough manners of my seamen but who would have expected to discover so delicate a

have expected to discover so delicate a

have expected to discover so delicate a flower surrounded by such a bramble

flower surrounded by such a bramble

flower surrounded by such a bramble patch I hope you Spaniards aren't afraid

patch I hope you Spaniards aren't afraid

patch I hope you Spaniards aren't afraid of flowers that grow in a ship's hold no

of flowers that grow in a ship's hold no

of flowers that grow in a ship's hold no please permit me Senora Don Pedro

please permit me Senora Don Pedro

please permit me Senora Don Pedro alvares De Costa Duke de sier cord

alvares De Costa Duke de sier cord

alvares De Costa Duke de sier cord Grandy of Spain will you graciously

Grandy of Spain will you graciously

Grandy of Spain will you graciously accept the hospitality of my

accept the hospitality of my

accept the hospitality of my cabin I'm honored Captain Captain the

cabin I'm honored Captain Captain the

cabin I'm honored Captain Captain the prisoners have been secured in the hole

prisoners have been secured in the hole

prisoners have been secured in the hole bring the ship about then and repair the

bring the ship about then and repair the

bring the ship about then and repair the damage I don't want to be

damage I don't want to be

damage I don't want to be disturbed this way if you please

this is my cabin Senora it's all that

this is my cabin Senora it's all that

this is my cabin Senora it's all that I'm able to offer you at the moment I

I'm able to offer you at the moment I

I'm able to offer you at the moment I fear and all it contains is yours to

fear and all it contains is yours to

fear and all it contains is yours to dispose

dispose

dispose of everything so beautiful here perfect

of everything so beautiful here perfect

of everything so beautiful here perfect taste of the true nobility thank you you

taste of the true nobility thank you you

taste of the true nobility thank you you flatter me though now tell me what is

flatter me though now tell me what is

flatter me though now tell me what is your name my name is Mary Mary

your name my name is Mary Mary

your name my name is Mary Mary you're beautiful Mary your eyes are as

you're beautiful Mary your eyes are as

you're beautiful Mary your eyes are as blue as the Spanish Mane oh do be

blue as the Spanish Mane oh do be

blue as the Spanish Mane oh do be serious Captain really I'm a man of the

serious Captain really I'm a man of the

serious Captain really I'm a man of the sea

Mary you're the one woman I've dreamed

Mary you're the one woman I've dreamed

Mary you're the one woman I've dreamed of all my

of all my

of all my life well Sea Wolf keep right on

life well Sea Wolf keep right on

life well Sea Wolf keep right on dreaming your Awakening is going to be

dreaming your Awakening is going to be

dreaming your Awakening is going to be rather a rude one

we had a bad time of it for a while

we had a bad time of it for a while

we had a bad time of it for a while today at least the captain got his

today at least the captain got his

today at least the captain got his [Music]

prize hey you can you hear me can you

prize hey you can you hear me can you

prize hey you can you hear me can you hear me Mary Mary here the keys what

hear me Mary Mary here the keys what

hear me Mary Mary here the keys what should we do open up but don't make any

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] noise be quiet

noise be quiet

noise be quiet come on one of you take his place what

come on one of you take his place what

come on one of you take his place what do you want us to do keep still we'll

do you want us to do keep still we'll

do you want us to do keep still we'll try to pick them off one by one as fast

try to pick them off one by one as fast

try to pick them off one by one as fast as they fall distribute their weapons

as they fall distribute their weapons

as they fall distribute their weapons hurry come on everybody out

sh hey

sh hey

sh hey [Music]

Manuel ready now we can jump them all

Manuel ready now we can jump them all

Manuel ready now we can jump them all together they won't even have time to

together they won't even have time to

together they won't even have time to know what hits them come on

[Music]

[Music]

Bo well what are you men waiting for

Bo well what are you men waiting for

Bo well what are you men waiting for let's all give a cheer for Fairy

let's all give a cheer for Fairy

let's all give a cheer for Fairy [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we my friend since we must risk our

we my friend since we must risk our

we my friend since we must risk our necks from now on I propose we do it to

necks from now on I propose we do it to

necks from now on I propose we do it to our own advantage and not for England's

our own advantage and not for England's

our own advantage and not for England's sake that's the idea Mary we'll make our

sake that's the idea Mary we'll make our

sake that's the idea Mary we'll make our fortunes here I'm assuming command of

fortunes here I'm assuming command of

fortunes here I'm assuming command of this vessel as well as the name of her

this vessel as well as the name of her

this vessel as well as the name of her Captain late departed from now on my

Captain late departed from now on my

Captain late departed from now on my name will be Captain poo as long as they

name will be Captain poo as long as they

name will be Captain poo as long as they fear that name will enjoy much greater

fear that name will enjoy much greater

fear that name will enjoy much greater freedom of movement for

[Applause]

captain e

[Music]

I like your

I like your

I like your perfume and your slender ankles which

perfume and your slender ankles which

perfume and your slender ankles which make me hope that you also have

make me hope that you also have

make me hope that you also have beautiful legs oh Peter you always say

beautiful legs oh Peter you always say

beautiful legs oh Peter you always say such naughty things no my

such naughty things no my

such naughty things no my dear only when I find a flower like

you you they have marvelous shoulders

you you they have marvelous shoulders

you you they have marvelous shoulders too rounded like velvet which are a

too rounded like velvet which are a

too rounded like velvet which are a Prelude to beautiful

Prelude to beautiful

Prelude to beautiful [Music]

things it's wonderful dancing with you

things it's wonderful dancing with you

things it's wonderful dancing with you but

but

but uh there are too many people in

here my Lord Goodwin a certain lady has

arrived Lady Elizabeth I'm so very happy

arrived Lady Elizabeth I'm so very happy

arrived Lady Elizabeth I'm so very happy to see you and honor that you accepted

to see you and honor that you accepted

to see you and honor that you accepted my invitation Lord

Goodwin come along we'll be much more

Goodwin come along we'll be much more

Goodwin come along we'll be much more EAS in my drawing

EAS in my drawing

EAS in my drawing room and uh if you'd

room and uh if you'd

room and uh if you'd uh would you excuse me lady

Elizabeth there'll be no Indiscreet eyes

Elizabeth there'll be no Indiscreet eyes

Elizabeth there'll be no Indiscreet eyes in there and we can rest for a little

in there and we can rest for a little

in there and we can rest for a little while I suppose I should say no

while I suppose I should say no

while I suppose I should say no [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] but Peter's charm has claimed another

but Peter's charm has claimed another

but Peter's charm has claimed another victim one can't say he had to struggle

victim one can't say he had to struggle

victim one can't say he had to struggle very much just three passes of the

very much just three passes of the

very much just three passes of the [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] minuette no no this is a place where we

minuette no no this is a place where we

minuette no no this is a place where we might be disturbed come in there it's

might be disturbed come in there it's

might be disturbed come in there it's much better oh Peter where are you

much better oh Peter where are you

much better oh Peter where are you taking me

taking me

taking me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh but this looks like somebody's

oh but this looks like somebody's

oh but this looks like somebody's bedroom what difference does it make

bedroom what difference does it make

bedroom what difference does it make what it

what it

what it is I adore you you're the most beautiful

is I adore you you're the most beautiful

is I adore you you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen oh that's not true

woman I've ever seen oh that's not true

woman I've ever seen oh that's not true but I think it's lovely of you to say

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] it but you must

it but you must

it but you must believe you're the most adorable

believe you're the most adorable

believe you're the most adorable creature in the world your eyes are so

creature in the world your eyes are so

creature in the world your eyes are so soulful

soulful

soulful I'm sure you have the most beautiful

I'm sure you have the most beautiful

I'm sure you have the most beautiful [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] soul and are you looking for it inside

soul and are you looking for it inside

soul and are you looking for it inside my body why not the soul hides itself in

my body why not the soul hides itself in

my body why not the soul hides itself in the most secret places to find it one

the most secret places to find it one

the most secret places to find it one must pass through the body oh Peter all

must pass through the body oh Peter all

must pass through the body oh Peter all the wicked things you say sound so

the wicked things you say sound so

the wicked things you say sound so convincing relax just let yourself

convincing relax just let yourself

convincing relax just let yourself go I love you you believe that don't you

go I love you you believe that don't you

go I love you you believe that don't you my treasure my dear young lady in your

my treasure my dear young lady in your

my treasure my dear young lady in your place I wouldn't believe a word oh Lord

place I wouldn't believe a word oh Lord

place I wouldn't believe a word oh Lord Goodwin you could never be in my place

Goodwin you could never be in my place

Goodwin you could never be in my place father this was not very nice of you run

father this was not very nice of you run

father this was not very nice of you run along now my dear another time we'll

along now my dear another time we'll

along now my dear another time we'll take up where we left off now you just

take up where we left off now you just

take up where we left off now you just run along no Peter I can assure you

run along no Peter I can assure you

run along no Peter I can assure you there's not going to be another time

there's not going to be another time

there's not going to be another time what why not because it's time you grew

what why not because it's time you grew

what why not because it's time you grew up you are a disgrace to the family I

up you are a disgrace to the family I

up you are a disgrace to the family I when I was your age had already fought

when I was your age had already fought

when I was your age had already fought in the campaign against Cromwell and and

in the campaign against Cromwell and and

in the campaign against Cromwell and and you haven't even applied for a

you haven't even applied for a

you haven't even applied for a commission you know I'm against a

commission you know I'm against a

commission you know I'm against a military career then why don't you enter

military career then why don't you enter

military career then why don't you enter the church my son I father why not well

the church my son I father why not well

the church my son I father why not well if you think it's so very funny all

if you think it's so very funny all

if you think it's so very funny all right then that leaves you the third

right then that leaves you the third

right then that leaves you the third choice matrimony it's the least of three

choice matrimony it's the least of three

choice matrimony it's the least of three evils good I've already chosen for you a

evils good I've already chosen for you a

evils good I've already chosen for you a woman of impecable family with a large

woman of impecable family with a large

woman of impecable family with a large private

private

private Fortune As You Wish father then you

Fortune As You Wish father then you

Fortune As You Wish father then you accept it you leave me no alternative

accept it you leave me no alternative

accept it you leave me no alternative then I shall announce your engagement

then I shall announce your engagement

then I shall announce your engagement this very evening may I know the

this very evening may I know the

this very evening may I know the unfortunate lady who's about to become

unfortunate lady who's about to become

unfortunate lady who's about to become my

[Laughter]

wife oh no wake up you lazy Devils this

wife oh no wake up you lazy Devils this

wife oh no wake up you lazy Devils this man in your sadd this man

man in your sadd this man

man in your sadd this man here

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you this

m in

yourself sit up sit up straight there

yourself sit up sit up straight there

yourself sit up sit up straight there mooss the first

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] two got up all in single file

all right head for the jump now head for

all right head for the jump now head for

all right head for the jump now head for the

the

the [Music]

[Music]

[Music] jump come

jump come

jump come on come

on jump my beauty

jump Wellman did you see that a splendid

jump Wellman did you see that a splendid

jump Wellman did you see that a splendid example for all of you by Cadet Goodwin

let us leave Lady Elizabeth our

let us leave Lady Elizabeth our

let us leave Lady Elizabeth our headstrong young Peter is becoming a

headstrong young Peter is becoming a

headstrong young Peter is becoming a real credit to the

Goodwins hold your fire we'll come up

Goodwins hold your fire we'll come up

Goodwins hold your fire we'll come up alongside to your positions to your

alongside to your positions to your

alongside to your positions to your positions he the pirate

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] flag the PIR how the fall loing the top

flag the PIR how the fall loing the top

flag the PIR how the fall loing the top Zone hurry up PIR we lost they'll murder

Zone hurry up PIR we lost they'll murder

Zone hurry up PIR we lost they'll murder us for the last man get on the cover we

us for the last man get on the cover we

us for the last man get on the cover we must try to get away they're Pirates how

must try to get away they're Pirates how

must try to get away they're Pirates how amusing I hope they won't have the bad

amusing I hope they won't have the bad

amusing I hope they won't have the bad taste to kill a pretty girl if they

taste to kill a pretty girl if they

taste to kill a pretty girl if they manag to catch her Melle go take cover

manag to catch her Melle go take cover

manag to catch her Melle go take cover at once I assure that can balls will

at once I assure that can balls will

at once I assure that can balls will show you no special favor

wait look there it's an English ship

wait look there it's an English ship

wait look there it's an English ship before I join forces with you I never

before I join forces with you I never

before I join forces with you I never attacked a British ship Mary we have

attacked a British ship Mary we have

attacked a British ship Mary we have made an agreement with the English Ivan

made an agreement with the English Ivan

made an agreement with the English Ivan we cannot afford to recognize P we're

we cannot afford to recognize P we're

we cannot afford to recognize P we're pirates for me there's no difference

pirates for me there's no difference

pirates for me there's no difference between the noble Spanish and the

between the noble Spanish and the

between the noble Spanish and the English just give me the order and we'll

English just give me the order and we'll

English just give me the order and we'll run through her side like a knif going

run through her side like a knif going

run through her side like a knif going through butter that won't be necessary

through butter that won't be necessary

through butter that won't be necessary we'll take it without useless

we'll take it without useless

we'll take it without useless [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Bloodshed aim for the Mast above the

Bloodshed aim for the Mast above the

Bloodshed aim for the Mast above the hole

fire keep calm keep calm there's nothing

fire keep calm keep calm there's nothing

fire keep calm keep calm there's nothing we have to do but surrender the ship we

we have to do but surrender the ship we

we have to do but surrender the ship we can't help to win a battle against the

can't help to win a battle against the

can't help to win a battle against the Pirates Keep Calm perhaps we will at

Pirates Keep Calm perhaps we will at

Pirates Keep Calm perhaps we will at least be able to save our poor skins

least be able to save our poor skins

least be able to save our poor skins what an adventure perhaps their Chief

what an adventure perhaps their Chief

what an adventure perhaps their Chief will turn out to be one of those

will turn out to be one of those

will turn out to be one of those courageous and handsome young men that

courageous and handsome young men that

courageous and handsome young men that you read about in romantic novel how do

you read about in romantic novel how do

you read about in romantic novel how do I look command fire up all the sails and

I look command fire up all the sails and

I look command fire up all the sails and hold up the white flag

hold up the white flag

hold up the white flag surrendering dra alongside keep your

surrendering dra alongside keep your

surrendering dra alongside keep your arms at the

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] ready my respect Lord good day to you my

ready my respect Lord good day to you my

ready my respect Lord good day to you my ship is in your hands but I'm afraid

ship is in your hands but I'm afraid

ship is in your hands but I'm afraid that you have wasted your time I'm not a

that you have wasted your time I'm not a

that you have wasted your time I'm not a Lord and have no prous cargo on this

Lord and have no prous cargo on this

Lord and have no prous cargo on this ship I'm not so sure Captain search the

ship I'm not so sure Captain search the

ship I'm not so sure Captain search the holes and hurry what is a pretty girl

holes and hurry what is a pretty girl

holes and hurry what is a pretty girl like you doing on an old tub like this

like you doing on an old tub like this

like you doing on an old tub like this oh I'm surprised about it myself I was

oh I'm surprised about it myself I was

oh I'm surprised about it myself I was forced to take the ship because I'm

forced to take the ship because I'm

forced to take the ship because I'm expected in Florida by the Vice Roy

expected in Florida by the Vice Roy

expected in Florida by the Vice Roy who's giving a ball and to go to a ball

who's giving a ball and to go to a ball

who's giving a ball and to go to a ball one is prepared to CR the

one is prepared to CR the

one is prepared to CR the ocean I think you are French bedel yes

ocean I think you are French bedel yes

ocean I think you are French bedel yes you're very beautiful thank you I think

you're very beautiful thank you I think

you're very beautiful thank you I think you're handsome too who are you I'm the

you're handsome too who are you I'm the

you're handsome too who are you I'm the leading dancer in the private ballet

leading dancer in the private ballet

leading dancer in the private ballet Corp of his majesty Louis the 14th I

Corp of his majesty Louis the 14th I

Corp of his majesty Louis the 14th I came directly from vers and I'm going to

came directly from vers and I'm going to

came directly from vers and I'm going to dance at the ball for the vice Roy's

dance at the ball for the vice Roy's

dance at the ball for the vice Roy's guest Captain po we've only found some

guest Captain po we've only found some

guest Captain po we've only found some bales of cotton down in the hole and a

bales of cotton down in the hole and a

bales of cotton down in the hole and a few pieces of luggage what miserable bad

few pieces of luggage what miserable bad

few pieces of luggage what miserable bad lucking all that c for nothing it

lucking all that c for nothing it

lucking all that c for nothing it doesn't

doesn't

doesn't matter you have some elegant dresses

matter you have some elegant dresses

matter you have some elegant dresses Mademoiselle oh thank you is this

Mademoiselle oh thank you is this

Mademoiselle oh thank you is this becoming perfect mie perfect take this

becoming perfect mie perfect take this

becoming perfect mie perfect take this girl aboard our ship let the others go

girl aboard our ship let the others go

girl aboard our ship let the others go what man I can go by

what man I can go by

what man I can go by myself back to the ship we'll set sail

myself back to the ship we'll set sail

myself back to the ship we'll set sail for Florida Florida that's right Uncle

for Florida Florida that's right Uncle

for Florida Florida that's right Uncle the booty won't come to us so we'll go

the booty won't come to us so we'll go

the booty won't come to us so we'll go after the booty

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and now my lords ladies and gentleman I

and now my lords ladies and gentleman I

and now my lords ladies and gentleman I crave the courtesy of your attention we

crave the courtesy of your attention we

crave the courtesy of your attention we have For Your Entertainment a surprise

have For Your Entertainment a surprise

have For Your Entertainment a surprise directly from the court of Versailles

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] graceful

graceful

graceful [Music]

I had no idea up until now why the court

I had no idea up until now why the court

I had no idea up until now why the court of France was so famous around the

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[Music]

[Music] world how disgusting somebody ster at

world how disgusting somebody ster at

world how disgusting somebody ster at once yes look at that it's

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] scandalous it's simply

scandalous it's simply

scandalous it's simply indecent this sort of thing shouldn't be

indecent this sort of thing shouldn't be

indecent this sort of thing shouldn't be allowed I assure

allowed I assure

allowed I assure you and this is the kind of

you and this is the kind of

you and this is the kind of entertainment they have at the court of

entertainment they have at the court of

entertainment they have at the court of France it's positively shocking

France it's positively shocking

France it's positively shocking what is the world coming

what is the world coming

what is the world coming [Music]

[Music]

[Music] to put up your hands and don't move

to put up your hands and don't move

to put up your hands and don't move that's enough now

Melle hands up nobody move in this room

Melle hands up nobody move in this room

Melle hands up nobody move in this room the party is just about to begin your

the party is just about to begin your

the party is just about to begin your Excellency come on

I've earned this not even the king of

I've earned this not even the king of

I've earned this not even the king of France has seen what I showed you this

France has seen what I showed you this

France has seen what I showed you this evening if you behave you'll be all

evening if you behave you'll be all

evening if you behave you'll be all right so you like to dance huh now it's

right so you like to dance huh now it's

right so you like to dance huh now it's our turn for fun I'll take

our turn for fun I'll take

our turn for fun I'll take this and this you lose some of your

this and this you lose some of your

this and this you lose some of your Jewels but you've all got lots of

Jewels but you've all got lots of

Jewels but you've all got lots of them hands up up up both of them well

them hands up up up both of them well

them hands up up up both of them well never mind them my panical principles

never mind them my panical principles

never mind them my panical principles won't me to scandalize the

ladies get ready to

ladies get ready to

ladies get ready to go nobody move if you care for your

skin wa let's hear it I left you a thin

skin wa let's hear it I left you a thin

skin wa let's hear it I left you a thin didn't I such honesty louder than that I

didn't I such honesty louder than that I

didn't I such honesty louder than that I want everyone to hear

want everyone to hear

want everyone to hear it such honesty is this is better than

it such honesty is this is better than

it such honesty is this is better than Ruby bble that's it now I feel

Ruby bble that's it now I feel

Ruby bble that's it now I feel completely at ease in my conscience long

completely at ease in my conscience long

completely at ease in my conscience long live Captain po Long Live Captain

live Captain po Long Live Captain

live Captain po Long Live Captain [Applause]

poof 100 ounces of gold for our capture

poof 100 ounces of gold for our capture

poof 100 ounces of gold for our capture we must at least double that Mary tell

we must at least double that Mary tell

we must at least double that Mary tell us what we have to do our future lives

us what we have to do our future lives

us what we have to do our future lives are yours with me you'll have at least

are yours with me you'll have at least

are yours with me you'll have at least nine Mery Reed promises

nine Mery Reed promises

nine Mery Reed promises It uncle what are you doing okay but

It uncle what are you doing okay but

It uncle what are you doing okay but breast plates haven't been worn for a

breast plates haven't been worn for a

breast plates haven't been worn for a very long time well this isn't just a

very long time well this isn't just a

very long time well this isn't just a breastplate it's a life preserver 100

breastplate it's a life preserver 100

breastplate it's a life preserver 100 ounces of gold who knows how many people

ounces of gold who knows how many people

ounces of gold who knows how many people would do me

would do me

would do me dirt but they're not looking for you

dirt but they're not looking for you

dirt but they're not looking for you Uncle it's Captain poof that's it's fine

Uncle it's Captain poof that's it's fine

Uncle it's Captain poof that's it's fine but who's going to explain that that's

but who's going to explain that that's

but who's going to explain that that's not me first they'll kill me and ask

not me first they'll kill me and ask

not me first they'll kill me and ask questions afterwards since you know very

questions afterwards since you know very

questions afterwards since you know very well that I always right beside you I

well that I always right beside you I

well that I always right beside you I have a fine air of authority like a boss

have a fine air of authority like a boss

have a fine air of authority like a boss it'll make him believe that I'm captain

it'll make him believe that I'm captain

it'll make him believe that I'm captain poof what order shall I give to the

poof what order shall I give to the

poof what order shall I give to the Helmsman

Helmsman

Helmsman tell him to steer for the roots used by

tell him to steer for the roots used by

tell him to steer for the roots used by ships sailing from Europe oh well

ships sailing from Europe oh well

ships sailing from Europe oh well whatever you say I'm not taking any more

whatever you say I'm not taking any more

whatever you say I'm not taking any more risks I'll always keep my breast blade

risks I'll always keep my breast blade

risks I'll always keep my breast blade handy and if we're sailing North I'll

handy and if we're sailing North I'll

handy and if we're sailing North I'll wear a woly vest as

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well

well

well Mary Mary oh it's you Ivan why do you

Mary Mary oh it's you Ivan why do you

Mary Mary oh it's you Ivan why do you spend all your evenings here washing the

spend all your evenings here washing the

spend all your evenings here washing the sea I don't know it helps me to remember

sea I don't know it helps me to remember

sea I don't know it helps me to remember you're not happy

you're not happy

you're not happy Mary I no don't say anymore I beg you I

Mary I no don't say anymore I beg you I

Mary I no don't say anymore I beg you I believed in somebody once in my life and

believed in somebody once in my life and

believed in somebody once in my life and he let me

he let me

he let me down

down

down [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] no perhaps later

no perhaps later

no perhaps later on thanks now go back to your post

on thanks now go back to your post

on thanks now go back to your post Ivan very well Captain

Reed Cadet Peter Goodwin

due to your having brilliantly won the

due to your having brilliantly won the

due to your having brilliantly won the maximum number of points in this Academy

maximum number of points in this Academy

maximum number of points in this Academy and because of the gracious desire of

and because of the gracious desire of

and because of the gracious desire of his majesty I hereby promote you to the

his majesty I hereby promote you to the

his majesty I hereby promote you to the rank of captain and I place you in

rank of captain and I place you in

rank of captain and I place you in command of his Majesty's ship New

command of his Majesty's ship New

command of his Majesty's ship New England England needs her most valorous

England England needs her most valorous

England England needs her most valorous and sast men to help her end the tyranny

and sast men to help her end the tyranny

and sast men to help her end the tyranny of pirates on the high

of pirates on the high

of pirates on the high seas you will sail in two weeks for our

seas you will sail in two weeks for our

seas you will sail in two weeks for our colonies in America your first Duty will

colonies in America your first Duty will

colonies in America your first Duty will be to liberate the colonies from the

be to liberate the colonies from the

be to liberate the colonies from the depredations of those pirates I will try

depredations of those pirates I will try

depredations of those pirates I will try sir

well Captain Goodwin have you any

well Captain Goodwin have you any

well Captain Goodwin have you any objections no your grace none at

objections no your grace none at

objections no your grace none at [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

all on the starbo

B she seems to be

Spanish captain that ship is sailing

Spanish captain that ship is sailing

Spanish captain that ship is sailing without a flag she must be one of the

without a flag she must be one of the

without a flag she must be one of the Pirates what are your orders Captain we

Pirates what are your orders Captain we

Pirates what are your orders Captain we hold our present heading but sir if we

hold our present heading but sir if we

hold our present heading but sir if we boarded her we could capture the ship I

boarded her we could capture the ship I

boarded her we could capture the ship I know our mission begins after we reach

know our mission begins after we reach

know our mission begins after we reach new Bristol the governor's expecting us

new Bristol the governor's expecting us

new Bristol the governor's expecting us he must be anxious to see some civilized

he must be anxious to see some civilized

he must be anxious to see some civilized people H besides why should we go to

people H besides why should we go to

people H besides why should we go to work

beforehand mat ship an English man of

beforehand mat ship an English man of

beforehand mat ship an English man of war we'd never be a match for that one

war we'd never be a match for that one

war we'd never be a match for that one Mary with tubs like that around we're

Mary with tubs like that around we're

Mary with tubs like that around we're beginning to laugh why don't we head for

beginning to laugh why don't we head for

beginning to laugh why don't we head for home and go back to the honest work we

home and go back to the honest work we

home and go back to the honest work we used to do full right Runner we'll

used to do full right Runner we'll

used to do full right Runner we'll spread every inch of sail and fly the

spread every inch of sail and fly the

spread every inch of sail and fly the Portuguese flag show them our heels you

Portuguese flag show them our heels you

Portuguese flag show them our heels you mean yes to the windward let's hope no

mean yes to the windward let's hope no

mean yes to the windward let's hope no one aboard that floating Fortress wants

one aboard that floating Fortress wants

one aboard that floating Fortress wants to chase us we're turning back to San

to chase us we're turning back to San

to chase us we're turning back to San Salvador ice away

Salvador ice away

Salvador ice away [Music]

welcome back Captain po we weren't

welcome back Captain po we weren't

welcome back Captain po we weren't expecting to see you so soon do you know

expecting to see you so soon do you know

expecting to see you so soon do you know anything of an English warship with 60

anything of an English warship with 60

anything of an English warship with 60 guns mounted in battery yes Morgan Ali

guns mounted in battery yes Morgan Ali

guns mounted in battery yes Morgan Ali Blackbeard they all took cover as soon

Blackbeard they all took cover as soon

Blackbeard they all took cover as soon as they heard the news in England there

as they heard the news in England there

as they heard the news in England there one a dead or alive no one told me and I

one a dead or alive no one told me and I

one a dead or alive no one told me and I almost ran her down did you her is she

almost ran her down did you her is she

almost ran her down did you her is she as big as they say nothing to beat her

as big as they say nothing to beat her

as big as they say nothing to beat her even all of us together could couldn't

even all of us together could couldn't

even all of us together could couldn't send her to the bottom we better think

send her to the bottom we better think

send her to the bottom we better think of something to do that man of war is

of something to do that man of war is

of something to do that man of war is here on purpose for us what else do you

here on purpose for us what else do you

here on purpose for us what else do you know her commander is a certain Peter

know her commander is a certain Peter

know her commander is a certain Peter Goodwin they say he sworn to wipe out

Goodwin they say he sworn to wipe out

Goodwin they say he sworn to wipe out the lot of us what was that name again

the lot of us what was that name again

the lot of us what was that name again the name of the ship the name of the

the name of the ship the name of the

the name of the ship the name of the captain Peter Goodwin the son of a lord

captain Peter Goodwin the son of a lord

captain Peter Goodwin the son of a lord they say where was that man of war going

they say where was that man of war going

they say where was that man of war going she was bound for new Bristol that's

she was bound for new Bristol that's

she was bound for new Bristol that's where we got her information about her

where we got her information about her

where we got her information about her where you going Captain to new Bristol

where you going Captain to new Bristol

where you going Captain to new Bristol but they'll capture you The Gallows is

but they'll capture you The Gallows is

but they'll capture you The Gallows is no respector of women not even a

no respector of women not even a

no respector of women not even a battleship makes a brave man out of a

battleship makes a brave man out of a

battleship makes a brave man out of a coward

coward

coward [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] no one will know who you are they've

no one will know who you are they've

no one will know who you are they've invited all the nobility in the colony

invited all the nobility in the colony

invited all the nobility in the colony if I had my way we'd do the work inside

if I had my way we'd do the work inside

if I had my way we'd do the work inside not outside the

carry help me sir I met with Bandits who

carry help me sir I met with Bandits who

carry help me sir I met with Bandits who is she what's wrong with her I don't

is she what's wrong with her I don't

is she what's wrong with her I don't know she seems to have been attacked by

know she seems to have been attacked by

know she seems to have been attacked by Bandits sir what nonsense in FL of the

Bandits sir what nonsense in FL of the

Bandits sir what nonsense in FL of the alony bandits every everybody out and

alony bandits every everybody out and

alony bandits every everybody out and hands

up on your

feet

move now don't do anything foolish you

move now don't do anything foolish you

move now don't do anything foolish you here I don't want to get those clothes

here I don't want to get those clothes

here I don't want to get those clothes of yours dirty I I have nothing of value

of yours dirty I I have nothing of value

of yours dirty I I have nothing of value on me I'm going to new Bristol to attend

on me I'm going to new Bristol to attend

on me I'm going to new Bristol to attend the Feast of the governor no you were

the Feast of the governor no you were

the Feast of the governor no you were going ah what an enchanting young lady

going ah what an enchanting young lady

going ah what an enchanting young lady sir you too dear get those sty little

sir you too dear get those sty little

sir you too dear get those sty little hands of yours in the air but I'm lady

hands of yours in the air but I'm lady

hands of yours in the air but I'm lady sir oh who says you're not quick now

sir oh who says you're not quick now

sir oh who says you're not quick now remove your clothes and tell us who you

remove your clothes and tell us who you

remove your clothes and tell us who you are remove my clothes in front of you

are remove my clothes in front of you

are remove my clothes in front of you come on I won't do you any harm just

come on I won't do you any harm just

come on I won't do you any harm just take your clothes off who are you you're

take your clothes off who are you you're

take your clothes off who are you you're in the act of despoiling the counter B

in the act of despoiling the counter B

in the act of despoiling the counter B and and this is my my ward oh yes we

and and this is my my ward oh yes we

and and this is my my ward oh yes we know and you're going to the governor's

know and you're going to the governor's

know and you're going to the governor's Feast right uh

yes tell me does the governor know you

the Duke and Duchess of

velot the Maris and maress of salvatera

velot the Maris and maress of salvatera

velot the Maris and maress of salvatera De castillia

the county ber and mmis

duang the count and Countess of CT I

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long your Excellency this young lady who

long your Excellency this young lady who

long your Excellency this young lady who is

is

is she I don't know Captain I've been away

she I don't know Captain I've been away

she I don't know Captain I've been away a long time in

a long time in

a long time in London such great beauty though deserves

London such great beauty though deserves

London such great beauty though deserves to be in better company excuse me sir

if madelle permits

count I uh I'm speechless before your

count I uh I'm speechless before your

count I uh I'm speechless before your beauty but you don't appear the type who

beauty but you don't appear the type who

beauty but you don't appear the type who would be at a loss for words with

would be at a loss for words with

would be at a loss for words with women it seems seems I had a mistaken

women it seems seems I had a mistaken

women it seems seems I had a mistaken idea of the colonies in London they

idea of the colonies in London they

idea of the colonies in London they think of these lands as a Savage

think of these lands as a Savage

think of these lands as a Savage Wilderness inhabited only by people with

Wilderness inhabited only by people with

Wilderness inhabited only by people with accounts to settle with the law you know

accounts to settle with the law you know

accounts to settle with the law you know there may be some truth in what you say

there may be some truth in what you say

there may be some truth in what you say for instance who is to say that I am not

for instance who is to say that I am not

for instance who is to say that I am not a

thief I think that I'm sufficiently

thief I think that I'm sufficiently

thief I think that I'm sufficiently experienced to distinguish at First

experienced to distinguish at First

experienced to distinguish at First Sight between an adventurous and a

Sight between an adventurous and a

Sight between an adventurous and a lady yes of course I'm told this Palace

lady yes of course I'm told this Palace

lady yes of course I'm told this Palace has marvelous Gardens shall we inspect

has marvelous Gardens shall we inspect

has marvelous Gardens shall we inspect them together well actually I'm with

them together well actually I'm with

them together well actually I'm with cter B

well he's not suffering from

loneliness TST his way into the C sh put

loneliness TST his way into the C sh put

loneliness TST his way into the C sh put up your hands and I raised my hands

up your hands and I raised my hands

up your hands and I raised my hands straight to the back of his cner and

straight to the back of his cner and

straight to the back of his cner and flown him out of the road and I told him

flown him out of the road and I told him

flown him out of the road and I told him don't be annoyed but I never let

don't be annoyed but I never let

don't be annoyed but I never let strangers ride in my

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Carriage the moment I first saw you I

Carriage the moment I first saw you I

Carriage the moment I first saw you I had the strangest feeling that I'd known

had the strangest feeling that I'd known

had the strangest feeling that I'd known you for a long time you must have known

you for a long time you must have known

you for a long time you must have known many women no one could make me forget

many women no one could make me forget

many women no one could make me forget you why do you laugh what's your first

you why do you laugh what's your first

you why do you laugh what's your first name madelle ducha my name is Mary Mary

name madelle ducha my name is Mary Mary

name madelle ducha my name is Mary Mary that's an English

that's an English

that's an English name come now you can't already have

name come now you can't already have

name come now you can't already have forgotten your

forgotten your

forgotten your routine a slender ankle Prelude to a

routine a slender ankle Prelude to a

routine a slender ankle Prelude to a shapely leg a velvet shoulder Prelude to

shapely leg a velvet shoulder Prelude to

shapely leg a velvet shoulder Prelude to mared the prisoner in London The

mared the prisoner in London The

mared the prisoner in London The Medallion oh you hi Captain Goodwin

Medallion oh you hi Captain Goodwin

Medallion oh you hi Captain Goodwin you've come a long way from a Seducer in

you've come a long way from a Seducer in

you've come a long way from a Seducer in an English jail to his Majesty's capital

an English jail to his Majesty's capital

an English jail to his Majesty's capital ship you've done rather well for

ship you've done rather well for

ship you've done rather well for yourself too from thief in London to

yourself too from thief in London to

yourself too from thief in London to kept woman in the

kept woman in the

kept woman in the [Music]

colonies you're right I certainly can't

colonies you're right I certainly can't

colonies you're right I certainly can't reprove you for

reprove you for

reprove you for anything forgive

me it seems Fate has brought us together

me it seems Fate has brought us together

me it seems Fate has brought us together again to give me a chance to earn your

again to give me a chance to earn your

again to give me a chance to earn your forgiveness I hope so you'll have all

forgiveness I hope so you'll have all

forgiveness I hope so you'll have all the chances you

the chances you

the chances you want tell me what brought you over to

want tell me what brought you over to

want tell me what brought you over to the colonies my father forced me into

the colonies my father forced me into

the colonies my father forced me into the Navy after that they gave me the

the Navy after that they gave me the

the Navy after that they gave me the command of the New England with the duty

command of the New England with the duty

command of the New England with the duty of freeing these Waters of pirates but

of freeing these Waters of pirates but

of freeing these Waters of pirates but now that I found you again we'll go back

now that I found you again we'll go back

now that I found you again we'll go back to London very soon soon but how do you

to London very soon soon but how do you

to London very soon soon but how do you expect to overcome the Pirates if you

expect to overcome the Pirates if you

expect to overcome the Pirates if you don't have very much experience oh they

don't have very much experience oh they

don't have very much experience oh they won't be any bother the most dangerous

won't be any bother the most dangerous

won't be any bother the most dangerous pirate in this area is a captain poof

pirate in this area is a captain poof

pirate in this area is a captain poof the governor and I have worked out a

the governor and I have worked out a

the governor and I have worked out a plan to NAB him ah but this kind of talk

plan to NAB him ah but this kind of talk

plan to NAB him ah but this kind of talk will only bore you no it fascinates me

will only bore you no it fascinates me

will only bore you no it fascinates me tell me how do you plan to capture this

tell me how do you plan to capture this

tell me how do you plan to capture this Captain poof so far nobody has succeeded

Captain poof so far nobody has succeeded

Captain poof so far nobody has succeeded it's a very simple plan but sure several

it's a very simple plan but sure several

it's a very simple plan but sure several small decoy ships will Cruise about

small decoy ships will Cruise about

small decoy ships will Cruise about waiting for attack now they'll be very

waiting for attack now they'll be very

waiting for attack now they'll be very fast ships and when the pirate shows

fast ships and when the pirate shows

fast ships and when the pirate shows himself they'll take flights drawing him

himself they'll take flights drawing him

himself they'll take flights drawing him after them I with the New England and

after them I with the New England and

after them I with the New England and the governor with his ship will be

the governor with his ship will be

the governor with his ship will be hidden behind the two capes that close

hidden behind the two capes that close

hidden behind the two capes that close the gulf and when a pirate comes within

the gulf and when a pirate comes within

the gulf and when a pirate comes within range of our Cannon but that's a

range of our Cannon but that's a

range of our Cannon but that's a wonderful

wonderful

wonderful plan now I know we'll be in London very

plan now I know we'll be in London very

plan now I know we'll be in London very soon

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] we better go back to the ball or we'll

we better go back to the ball or we'll

we better go back to the ball or we'll be causing a scandal when will I see you

be causing a scandal when will I see you

be causing a scandal when will I see you again oh you'll see me very soon

again oh you'll see me very soon

again oh you'll see me very soon [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

I think he'll swallow the bait huh I'd

I think he'll swallow the bait huh I'd

I think he'll swallow the bait huh I'd rather bet you it doesn't guine that

rather bet you it doesn't guine that

rather bet you it doesn't guine that this Captain poof doesn't show his face

this Captain poof doesn't show his face

this Captain poof doesn't show his face to us

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] good work fellas now weigh the anchor

good work fellas now weigh the anchor

good work fellas now weigh the anchor we'll give the governor a big surprise

we'll give the governor a big surprise

we'll give the governor a big surprise [Music]

decoy ship underway

signaling trap sprung

signaling trap sprung

signaling trap sprung successfully New England intercepted

successfully New England intercepted

successfully New England intercepted Captain poof

Captain poof

Captain poof Goodwin requests immediate

reinforcements Goodwin requests

reinforcements Goodwin requests

reinforcements Goodwin requests immediate

immediate

immediate reinforcements he swallowed it weigh the

reinforcements he swallowed it weigh the

reinforcements he swallowed it weigh the anchor steer in the wake of the decoy

anchor steer in the wake of the decoy

anchor steer in the wake of the decoy ship under Full

ship under Full

ship under Full Sail signal message received tell them

Sail signal message received tell them

Sail signal message received tell them we are following their

we are following their

we are following their course Captain poof is finished

course Captain poof is finished

course Captain poof is finished now they're following us lead them on

now they're following us lead them on

now they're following us lead them on under Full Sail goodwi will think we're

under Full Sail goodwi will think we're

under Full Sail goodwi will think we're being chased by Captain

being chased by Captain

being chased by Captain poof they just where I want you Peter

Goodwin did you have a pre-arranged

Goodwin did you have a pre-arranged

Goodwin did you have a pre-arranged signal I'm asking you a

signal I'm asking you a

signal I'm asking you a question it's in your own interest if

question it's in your own interest if

question it's in your own interest if something goes wrong you'll go to the

something goes wrong you'll go to the

something goes wrong you'll go to the bottom with us all the order given the

bottom with us all the order given the

bottom with us all the order given the decoy ship was that if we succeeded in

decoy ship was that if we succeeded in

decoy ship was that if we succeeded in drawing out Captain poof we should lead

drawing out Captain poof we should lead

drawing out Captain poof we should lead him toward the place where the warship

him toward the place where the warship

him toward the place where the warship is hidden and fire three cannon shots

is hidden and fire three cannon shots

is hidden and fire three cannon shots just as we're about to round the Cape

just as we're about to round the Cape

just as we're about to round the Cape prepare to fire the signal

are you worried Captain Goodwin no it's

are you worried Captain Goodwin no it's

are you worried Captain Goodwin no it's not about Captain poof listen Willie

not about Captain poof listen Willie

not about Captain poof listen Willie you've had experience what would you

you've had experience what would you

you've had experience what would you think of a woman who stole a medallion

think of a woman who stole a medallion

think of a woman who stole a medallion from me a long time ago and gave it back

from me a long time ago and gave it back

from me a long time ago and gave it back to me right away I made her a present of

to me right away I made her a present of

to me right away I made her a present of it and she after several events threw it

it and she after several events threw it

it and she after several events threw it back in my face I found her again she

back in my face I found her again she

back in my face I found her again she kissed me again and stole The Medallion

kissed me again and stole The Medallion

kissed me again and stole The Medallion again I would say that you are in love

again I would say that you are in love

again I would say that you are in love with each other and I would say also

with each other and I would say also

with each other and I would say also that you should be on the

that you should be on the

that you should be on the [Applause]

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[Applause] alert poost Helm

alert poost Helm

alert poost Helm starbo stand by

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there she is the Pirates must be right

there she is the Pirates must be right

there she is the Pirates must be right behind her close in and Full

behind her close in and Full

behind her close in and Full [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Sail Bear all cannon on the governor's

Sail Bear all cannon on the governor's

Sail Bear all cannon on the governor's ship and be quick about it ready to fire

ship and be quick about it ready to fire

ship and be quick about it ready to fire the signal and keep her Steady As She

the signal and keep her Steady As She

the signal and keep her Steady As She Goes the cannon are primed and ready to

Goes the cannon are primed and ready to

Goes the cannon are primed and ready to fire very well open fire

fire very well open fire

fire very well open fire [Music]

open fire on that ship sender to the

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bottom for Captain

bottom for Captain

bottom for Captain [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] Po and now we are both paid off Peter

Po and now we are both paid off Peter

Po and now we are both paid off Peter Goodwin pull right Rudder as fast as you

Goodwin pull right Rudder as fast as you

Goodwin pull right Rudder as fast as you can make

it goodwi

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bring in that disgraceful

traitor at the Academy you were

traitor at the Academy you were

traitor at the Academy you were commissioned a naval Captain but your

commissioned a naval Captain but your

commissioned a naval Captain but your instructors forgot to teach you to

instructors forgot to teach you to

instructors forgot to teach you to distinguish one ship from another you

distinguish one ship from another you

distinguish one ship from another you are degraded by the authority vested in

are degraded by the authority vested in

are degraded by the authority vested in Me by his

majesty sir your ship was pursuing this

majesty sir your ship was pursuing this

majesty sir your ship was pursuing this Loop which gave the signals we'd agreed

Loop which gave the signals we'd agreed

Loop which gave the signals we'd agreed upon but I was not exactly pursuing yes

upon but I was not exactly pursuing yes

upon but I was not exactly pursuing yes sir I know sir you were pursuing it and

sir I know sir you were pursuing it and

sir I know sir you were pursuing it and not pursuing it but well you must admit

not pursuing it but well you must admit

not pursuing it but well you must admit the difference is hardly noticeable at

the difference is hardly noticeable at

the difference is hardly noticeable at First Sight Peter

First Sight Peter

First Sight Peter Goodwin would you dare insinuate that I

Goodwin would you dare insinuate that I

Goodwin would you dare insinuate that I am at fault are you aware that your

am at fault are you aware that your

am at fault are you aware that your canonade caused the death of three

canonade caused the death of three

canonade caused the death of three English seamen and put my ship out of

English seamen and put my ship out of

English seamen and put my ship out of commission I should hang you for what

commission I should hang you for what

commission I should hang you for what you've done sir I'm not trying to excuse

you've done sir I'm not trying to excuse

you've done sir I'm not trying to excuse myself

myself

myself it was unpardonable to fire upon you

it was unpardonable to fire upon you

it was unpardonable to fire upon you but they told me Captain poof was

but they told me Captain poof was

but they told me Captain poof was cunning but how could I know that he was

cunning but how could I know that he was

cunning but how could I know that he was Clairvoyant he must have been previously

Clairvoyant he must have been previously

Clairvoyant he must have been previously informed of our plans

informed of our plans

informed of our plans sir impossible sir you and I were the

sir impossible sir you and I were the

sir impossible sir you and I were the only ones in possession of all the

details

Mary who is this Mary did you by chance

Mary who is this Mary did you by chance

Mary who is this Mary did you by chance confide in her I'm

confide in her I'm

confide in her I'm astounded yes sir I did

astounded yes sir I did

astounded yes sir I did I but now this game has become a

I but now this game has become a

I but now this game has become a personal

personal

personal matter listen I will go alone and find

matter listen I will go alone and find

matter listen I will go alone and find this Captain

this Captain

this Captain poof and I'll bring you back his head if

poof and I'll bring you back his head if

poof and I'll bring you back his head if I succeed I get back my rank if I don't

I succeed I get back my rank if I don't

I succeed I get back my rank if I don't succeed well in that case I won't need

succeed well in that case I won't need

succeed well in that case I won't need it this is sheer Madness Goodwin but

it this is sheer Madness Goodwin but

it this is sheer Madness Goodwin but I'll allow you I'm afraid you've only

I'll allow you I'm afraid you've only

I'll allow you I'm afraid you've only one probability in a 100 of succeeding

one probability in a 100 of succeeding

one probability in a 100 of succeeding but if you can manage it I'm willing to

but if you can manage it I'm willing to

but if you can manage it I'm willing to forget the rest is there some place

forget the rest is there some place

forget the rest is there some place where I can expect to find this Captain

where I can expect to find this Captain

where I can expect to find this Captain poof yes the island of San Salvador

poof yes the island of San Salvador

poof yes the island of San Salvador contains their Harbor no vessel so far

contains their Harbor no vessel so far

contains their Harbor no vessel so far has succeeded in passing its

has succeeded in passing its

has succeeded in passing its fortifications the place itself is only

fortifications the place itself is only

fortifications the place itself is only a sort of Thieves Market where the

a sort of Thieves Market where the

a sort of Thieves Market where the Pirates squander their booty I will take

Pirates squander their booty I will take

Pirates squander their booty I will take the New England and set you ashore near

the New England and set you ashore near

the New England and set you ashore near the harbor but you will have to enter it

the harbor but you will have to enter it

the harbor but you will have to enter it alone I will stand off San Salvador

alone I will stand off San Salvador

alone I will stand off San Salvador until dawn of the following day just

until dawn of the following day just

until dawn of the following day just give me the proper clothes and a good

give me the proper clothes and a good

give me the proper clothes and a good knife I don't have ask you for anything

knife I don't have ask you for anything

knife I don't have ask you for anything else very well Goodwin I hope I will

else very well Goodwin I hope I will

else very well Goodwin I hope I will soon be able to call you captain again

soon be able to call you captain again

soon be able to call you captain again good luck

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hey you what you want to share a drink

hey you what you want to share a drink

hey you what you want to share a drink with us today it's all on me and there's

with us today it's all on me and there's

with us today it's all on me and there's enough for everyone I will some other

enough for everyone I will some other

enough for everyone I will some other time but first I want to talk to Captain

time but first I want to talk to Captain

time but first I want to talk to Captain poof Captain Poop H Captain Poop has

poof Captain Poop H Captain Poop has

poof Captain Poop H Captain Poop has been acting strangely about these parts

been acting strangely about these parts

been acting strangely about these parts lately I'll tell you he doesn't mix with

women hey hey want to know where you can

women hey hey want to know where you can

women hey hey want to know where you can find him I bet he's aboard his ship

find him I bet he's aboard his ship

find him I bet he's aboard his ship there you know he never comes ashore

there you know he never comes ashore

there you know he never comes ashore these days he always stays aboard his

these days he always stays aboard his

these days he always stays aboard his ship

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what's wrong Mary

what's wrong Mary

what's wrong Mary [Music]

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[Music] Mary oh leave me in peace

Ivan is a proper lad and all Uncle don't

Ivan is a proper lad and all Uncle don't

Ivan is a proper lad and all Uncle don't let's begin again all of you lasses in a

let's begin again all of you lasses in a

let's begin again all of you lasses in a nutshell meet a man in your life

nutshell meet a man in your life

nutshell meet a man in your life somewhere well Uncle this is my

somewhere well Uncle this is my

somewhere well Uncle this is my business oh I'm sorry dear I'm a bit

business oh I'm sorry dear I'm a bit

business oh I'm sorry dear I'm a bit nervous today I know and not just today

nervous today I know and not just today

nervous today I know and not just today ever since you heard the name of Peter

ever since you heard the name of Peter

ever since you heard the name of Peter Goodwin but forget it why remember the

Goodwin but forget it why remember the

Goodwin but forget it why remember the past that's over and done with and by

past that's over and done with and by

past that's over and done with and by now you've had your revenge in full so

now you've had your revenge in full so

now you've had your revenge in full so let's drop the subject from now on we

let's drop the subject from now on we

let's drop the subject from now on we can follow the honest calling of the sea

who knows what they may have done to him

who knows what they may have done to him

who knows what they may have done to him to

to

to whom to

whom to

whom to Peter Peter Goodwin ah well if a captain

Peter Peter Goodwin ah well if a captain

Peter Peter Goodwin ah well if a captain of the royal Navy sinks a ship of the

of the royal Navy sinks a ship of the

of the royal Navy sinks a ship of the royal Governors he certainly can't

royal Governors he certainly can't

royal Governors he certainly can't expect to get a royal mle for it but

expect to get a royal mle for it but

expect to get a royal mle for it but don't you worry the most they can do to

don't you worry the most they can do to

don't you worry the most they can do to him is give him a piece of rope for a

him is give him a piece of rope for a

him is give him a piece of rope for a collar but there's a chance they might

collar but there's a chance they might

collar but there's a chance they might decide to give him the axe it's ever so

decide to give him the axe it's ever so

decide to give him the axe it's ever so much Neer you know one stroke no

much Neer you know one stroke no

much Neer you know one stroke no you you still love him don't

you good night

you good night

you good night Uncle good night Mary I don't feel easy

Uncle good night Mary I don't feel easy

Uncle good night Mary I don't feel easy in my bones I feel trouble Brewing

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[Music] oh

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Mary Peter I assumed it was you who

Mary Peter I assumed it was you who

Mary Peter I assumed it was you who betrayed me but I didn't think I'd find

betrayed me but I didn't think I'd find

betrayed me but I didn't think I'd find you sleeping in his bed but for God's

you sleeping in his bed but for God's

you sleeping in his bed but for God's sake get out of you before they find you

sake get out of you before they find you

sake get out of you before they find you if somebody comes in they'll kill you

if somebody comes in they'll kill you

if somebody comes in they'll kill you not until after I've killed Captain bu

not until after I've killed Captain bu

not until after I've killed Captain bu now I've got two reasons for killing him

now I've got two reasons for killing him

now I've got two reasons for killing him don't waste your breath defending him I

don't waste your breath defending him I

don't waste your breath defending him I won't listen to

won't listen to

won't listen to you all right then look at

you all right then look at

you all right then look at me look well Peter while you have the

me look well Peter while you have the

me look well Peter while you have the chance and prepare yourself for a

chance and prepare yourself for a

chance and prepare yourself for a surprise if you must kill Captain poof

surprise if you must kill Captain poof

surprise if you must kill Captain poof to gain your Governor's pardon you

to gain your Governor's pardon you

to gain your Governor's pardon you better do it now I am captain poof you

better do it now I am captain poof you

better do it now I am captain poof you how gullible do you think I am it's true

how gullible do you think I am it's true

how gullible do you think I am it's true Peter I don't believe you you're just

Peter I don't believe you you're just

Peter I don't believe you you're just trying to save your lover you know very

trying to save your lover you know very

trying to save your lover you know very well I couldn't kill a woman you fool

well I couldn't kill a woman you fool

well I couldn't kill a woman you fool you better make up your mind in a minute

you better make up your mind in a minute

you better make up your mind in a minute they'll come in and find you and if they

they'll come in and find you and if they

they'll come in and find you and if they do I won't be responsible for my men I

do I won't be responsible for my men I

do I won't be responsible for my men I don't believe you I still think you're

don't believe you I still think you're

don't believe you I still think you're trying to cover up for your lover if

trying to cover up for your lover if

trying to cover up for your lover if you'd any sense of Shame you'd captain

you'd any sense of Shame you'd captain

you'd any sense of Shame you'd captain [Music]

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don't

don't

don't move Captain poof this man has made an

move Captain poof this man has made an

move Captain poof this man has made an attempt on your life according to our

attempt on your life according to our

attempt on your life according to our laws he deserves to be put to death

laws he deserves to be put to death

laws he deserves to be put to death let's hang

let's hang

let's hang [Music]

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[Music] him take him away

him take him away

him take him away [Music]

Captain proof if you weren't a woman you

Captain proof if you weren't a woman you

Captain proof if you weren't a woman you wouldn't be here now enjoying my hanging

wouldn't be here now enjoying my hanging

wouldn't be here now enjoying my hanging go ahead and kill me I know you're doing

go ahead and kill me I know you're doing

go ahead and kill me I know you're doing it to avenge yourself and the only man

it to avenge yourself and the only man

it to avenge yourself and the only man has has been able to make you feel like

has has been able to make you feel like

has has been able to make you feel like what you really are an ordinary woman

Peter Goodwin your place is in the

Peter Goodwin your place is in the

Peter Goodwin your place is in the London drawing rooms go ahead what are

London drawing rooms go ahead what are

London drawing rooms go ahead what are you waiting

you waiting

you waiting for untie this man and give him a sword

for untie this man and give him a sword

for untie this man and give him a sword but he deserves to be hanged not give

but he deserves to be hanged not give

but he deserves to be hanged not give who gives the orders here hurry and free

who gives the orders here hurry and free

who gives the orders here hurry and free him and give him a sword now

him and give him a sword now

him and give him a sword now Goodwin fight as though I were a man and

Goodwin fight as though I were a man and

Goodwin fight as though I were a man and the winner decides the fate of the

other okayy

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[Music] him I know you can beat him that it Mary

him I know you can beat him that it Mary

him I know you can beat him that it Mary [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] well done Mary that's it that's a good

well done Mary that's it that's a good

well done Mary that's it that's a good girl

girl

girl [Applause]

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[Music] [Applause]

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Captain poof stop that all of you I made

Captain poof stop that all of you I made

Captain poof stop that all of you I made a promise and I shall keep it he's

a promise and I shall keep it he's

a promise and I shall keep it he's beating me be a Goodwin you win and

beating me be a Goodwin you win and

beating me be a Goodwin you win and you're free to do with me as you pleas

you're free to do with me as you pleas

you're free to do with me as you pleas Captain proof I shall now decide your

Captain proof I shall now decide your

Captain proof I shall now decide your fate you're coming with me to the

fate you're coming with me to the

fate you're coming with me to the governor you're not taking anyone

governor you're not taking anyone

governor you're not taking anyone anywhere you're lucky the captain has

anywhere you're lucky the captain has

anywhere you're lucky the captain has forbidden us to kill you

forbidden us to kill you

forbidden us to kill you [Applause]

what

what

what [Applause]

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[Music] [Applause]

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[Applause] get under cover

get under cover

get under cover [Applause]

hurry we can't possibly win this battle

hurry we can't possibly win this battle

hurry we can't possibly win this battle abandon the ship and try to reach the

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island we must get still closer make

island we must get still closer make

island we must get still closer make haste

haste

haste oh

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[Applause] there's no one else on board hurry

there's no one else on board hurry

there's no one else on board hurry [Applause]

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WR way we're out of range

anyhow I found I was unable to abandon

anyhow I found I was unable to abandon

anyhow I found I was unable to abandon you to your fate Goodwin you've been

you to your fate Goodwin you've been

you to your fate Goodwin you've been extremely fortunate you know thank you

extremely fortunate you know thank you

extremely fortunate you know thank you thank you I owe you my life governor and

thank you I owe you my life governor and

thank you I owe you my life governor and that damn pirate Captain poo what

that damn pirate Captain poo what

that damn pirate Captain poo what happened to

happened to

happened to him Captain

him Captain

him Captain poof uh well sir uh during the

poof uh well sir uh during the

poof uh well sir uh during the bombardment I uh killed him in a duel

bombardment I uh killed him in a duel

bombardment I uh killed him in a duel before you arrived that poor girl over

before you arrived that poor girl over

before you arrived that poor girl over there was his prisoner you are a brave

there was his prisoner you are a brave

there was his prisoner you are a brave Man Captain that lovely girl will make a

Man Captain that lovely girl will make a

Man Captain that lovely girl will make a pleasant reward for you I am going to

pleasant reward for you I am going to

pleasant reward for you I am going to reinstate you in your grade and give you

reinstate you in your grade and give you

reinstate you in your grade and give you command over the New England you can

command over the New England you can

command over the New England you can carry the news back personally to the

carry the news back personally to the

carry the news back personally to the the court that you have succeeded in

the court that you have succeeded in

the court that you have succeeded in your mission I

your mission I

your mission I I may the Lord save us it's the first

I may the Lord save us it's the first

I may the Lord save us it's the first time I've tasted water who is this

time I've tasted water who is this

time I've tasted water who is this horrible oh Mar is everything all right

horrible oh Mar is everything all right

horrible oh Mar is everything all right count

count

count DeBerry most asly pirat thought they

DeBerry most asly pirat thought they

DeBerry most asly pirat thought they were going to kill us

huh I've already told you the whole

huh I've already told you the whole

huh I've already told you the whole Story three times tell us about how you

Story three times tell us about how you

Story three times tell us about how you killed Captain poo is it true he was 7

killed Captain poo is it true he was 7

killed Captain poo is it true he was 7 ft tall and is it true that he cuts the

ft tall and is it true that he cuts the

ft tall and is it true that he cuts the heads of his prisoners excuse me get him

heads of his prisoners excuse me get him

heads of his prisoners excuse me get him to tell you all about it he knew Captain

to tell you all about it he knew Captain

to tell you all about it he knew Captain poof

too that Captain poof he was a giant he

too that Captain poof he was a giant he

too that Captain poof he was a giant he fought with a sword that three strong

fought with a sword that three strong

fought with a sword that three strong men couldn't lift over their heads but

men couldn't lift over their heads but

men couldn't lift over their heads but this didn't frighten young Peter when he

this didn't frighten young Peter when he

this didn't frighten young Peter when he had to fight a duel with him he just

had to fight a duel with him he just

had to fight a duel with him he just lifted a Stave and boom he stretched

lifted a Stave and boom he stretched

lifted a Stave and boom he stretched them out of the

them out of the

them out of the ground you are quite Exquisite my dear

ground you are quite Exquisite my dear

ground you are quite Exquisite my dear lady if the ladies in the colonies look

lady if the ladies in the colonies look

lady if the ladies in the colonies look like you we will all abandon this dull

like you we will all abandon this dull

like you we will all abandon this dull old England of ours excuse me D I leave

old England of ours excuse me D I leave

old England of ours excuse me D I leave her unwillingly in your hands you are

her unwillingly in your hands you are

her unwillingly in your hands you are certainly the most fortunate man in

certainly the most fortunate man in

certainly the most fortunate man in London your lady wife is quite

exceptional it's extraordinary all this

exceptional it's extraordinary all this

exceptional it's extraordinary all this enthusiasm for my wife it could become

enthusiasm for my wife it could become

enthusiasm for my wife it could become dangerous it's true if they don't stop

dangerous it's true if they don't stop

dangerous it's true if they don't stop buzzing around you I'll fr Them All Away

buzzing around you I'll fr Them All Away

buzzing around you I'll fr Them All Away by telling them who the terrible Captain

by telling them who the terrible Captain

by telling them who the terrible Captain poof really was but they would never

poof really was but they would never

poof really was but they would never believe you to them I'm still the little

believe you to them I'm still the little

believe you to them I'm still the little girl you found locked away in the

girl you found locked away in the

girl you found locked away in the captain's cabin besides you're so good

captain's cabin besides you're so good

captain's cabin besides you're so good at telling lies nobody could deny them

at telling lies nobody could deny them

at telling lies nobody could deny them not even you yourself

not even you yourself

not even you yourself [Music]

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