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Hey, it's 8:00 PM. Can you change it to

Channel 8?Why?

Because stupid. The new season of Edge of

Passion starts today. Do not call me

stupid. And

we compromised, remember?You don't like

watching basketball, so now we're

watching reality TV. I wish

my mom was here. Well, if she's not, then

I'm in charge. I don't think your dad

would let you punish me so horrifically

if he was here. Well,

no one is here to give you what you want,

so if you wouldn't mind acting like an

adult for a minute. I'll be 18

and a half next month, and still I'm more

mature than you. Whatever.

You like this show because they're all

naked, huhNo.

It's a game show. Don't you get how it

works?They run around

naked looking for fish and fruit and

argue with each other.

No, that's not it.

It's a bunch of strangers. They're all

left on a remote island to survive on

their own, right?Without food,

water, clothes, or supplies.

HmmSee that girl?She's just

like you. See how she just drags her feet

while he makes their hut?

That girl, she's nothing like me. She's

got a massive bush.

How do you tell how big their bushes are?

It's all pixelated. It's

huge.

Comedian now?My ex-boyfriend thought I

was super funny, and coincidentally, he

also had a huge gross bush.

Well, real men don't care what their

pubic hair looks like. That's not true.

I've seen porn guys care very much, and

some of them even shave it off

completely, which I find so intriguing.

Wait, you watch porn

Not that often. My mom put a parenzal

lock on my channel. Can't even shop for

lingerie. They're so protective

of you. I'm just surprised you were ever

able to sneak off on your chaperone dates

to go have sex with your boyfriend. I

never said I had sex. I mean,

I did give my ex-boyfriend a hand job

under the bleacher senior year, but that

was before you dumped me for Megan. But

wait, aren't you and Megan still friends?

Yeah, I know. I'm very forgiving. I

guess it's just in my nature. Or

maybe you were just grossed out by this

huge bush. Maybe you know me

better than I think you do. Oh, see,

look, okay, they found palm leaves now,

now we don't have to look at their bushes

the whole time. Yeah, but now you can

see the size of their boobs and penises

better.

That is not the point of the show.

Then why do you like this show?I

like this show because I've always

imagined the idea of being stranded by

myself with a small community. You know,

people, like, working to survive.

I think a small group all work together.

to live a simpler life. It seems like

people who live simpler are happier.

What?That's crazy. I can never live

without wi-fi, shopping, and makeup. But

you don't wear makeup. I have natural

makeup on right now, stupid.

Would you please stop calling me stupid?

Your girlfriend wears a ton of makeup.

I bet that girl wishes she had a bra. Do

your girlfriend's big boobs hang low like

that?

We're actually not together anymore,

Lily. What?What happened?

I don't really want to talk about that

with you. Okay, well, I'm

going to borrow your laptop again. This

is kind of boring. I really wish that

you wouldn't. Why?I borrow it all the

time, and you notice that I couldn't...

Borrow?It's not a loan

if you take it without permission. Plus,

you can't even use it now. I put a

password on it. Why would you do that?

Because it's my property. You can't just

go about taking things that aren't yours.

If mom and dad aren't gonna teach you

manners, I will. Okay,

well, I'm sorry I asked without your

permission, Chody Cody.

Please do not call me Chode if you even

know what that means. It's a dick and

you're acting like one.

Stop staring at me. Go get your own

laptop. I can't. Mom put a Prental lock

on it. I can't even shop for laundry.

What a raw deal.

You know, Megan said that guys

can have an attitude problem when they

don't come. You think that's what's been

up with you?What are you talking about?

I'm talking about how you should take

your laptop in your room, get the poison

out, and let me watch my show. I'm

not ejaculating. It doesn'tPoisoned my

mind. Besides, I don't even watch

pornThat's not what I said.

And that's exactly why you shouldn't be

using my laptop. I mean, I can

tell you're getting turned on by all

these pixelated boobsNo,

I'm not. Yes, you are. Look at your

bulge. Okay, you

know what?You win. Watch your own

show. No. Why don't we just look at

some uncensored penises and boobs

and, you know, we won't even get turned

on by it. I just watch it for the

storyline. Yeah, sure.

You okay?This.

It says password.

Okay.

Um,

this looks good. And, um,

play. This

is my cozy. Oh

Have you been with a lot of girls?

I mean, I'm older than you, so I

probably have more experience. Well,

like, how many?

I don't know, three or four.

Is it three or four?Are you going to

talk through this whole show too?

Okay, all right.

Oh my

God. Oh my

God.

Does it hurt when you get hard like that?

You shouldn't be

asking me that. Well, we shouldn't be

watching porn together either, but we

are. Right, and we're going to get in

huge trouble if anyone finds out. Chill

out to work, no one will know.

So answer my question.

Yeah, sometimes. They call it blue

balls. Are your balls literally blue

right now?No, they're not

blue. They just call it that. I

don't know why. You want me

to look at your balls?I'll tell you what

color they are. You can't look at them

good anyway. You know, for like

scientific educational purposes. Ohh

Mommy just wants to make you

feel good. Oh, my

God. Is this turning you on

or...

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuckOh, so fucking hard.

You like that,

baby?

Yeah,

let me try it. Are you

touching yourself?I can't, I can't, I

can't, I can'tOh my god,

oh my god, this feels so good. Oh my

god, I like what I want to be inside

yourself. You know

what?I think I made a really bad

decision. I think we need to stop.

Can't you help me?

Please. It aches and throbs down

here. I just want to watch it a little

bit longer. Please, Cody.

You're unbelievable. What else?

Beautiful. Sexy.

Yes. And that's why we need to stop.

Don't be stupid. We're just watching

together, that's all.

Please. Okay. Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. You

look so good, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my. Yes. Oh, my. You've

had encounters, you knowAnd you can tell

me if I smell pretty.

Taste it.

It's okay. I've always wanted you to be

my first man. It's

not right. It feels right. It's

so right. What's inside

you?

Am I pretty here?

Beautiful.

Oh, you're so

hard. Show me yours.

No. Come on.

Please show me. I want to see how

hard you are.

Come on. so hard. Can

you

just show me, please?

I wanna see how hard you are.

Please show me yours, Cody.

Please. You want to see it?

Okay. Umm

Can I touch it?

Please.

Okay.

Like how hard you are.

You made it that hard.

Feels really good.

It does feel really good.

Umm Can I put it in my mouth?

Yes. Yes, please. Oh

You like it?Oh, it's so good. Yeah.

You've definitely been watching some

movies, huh

Only on your laptop.

Oh.

oh

You like it wet like that?Yes.

So much.

Oh,

taste good too.

Will you taste me more?

I feel so good,

Cody.

feels really, really good.

You're so wet.

I want to know what it feels like inside.

You ready?

Ah

I

can't believe how good your day feels. I

feel amazing.

Oh, my

God. Oh, it's just like that,

yeah.

so

good,

yes.

like that.

Oh

Oh, my God.

Oh.

This was

so good

too.

like this?Oh, yes. I'm feeling

every little thing. Yeah.

Oh,

control.

Yeah,

he's

spanking. Yeah, he's spanking.

This thing, please. Just like in those

movies.

Yeah. Yeah

Just like this movie.

Like

this?

Oh my gosh. I

feel you so

deep. Oh my God.

Yes. Oh

my gosh.

Why are you so

tedious?

Oh my

gosh.

Oh

goodness.

Yes.

Oh. Yes.

Oh, it tastes so good.

Your balls licked.

Ohh Yes, yes

ohh

You've been watching movies. What

position do you like to see the most?

You wanna try?Maybe Doggy?Yeah, I'm gonna

try it. Yeah.

Come here. This way?Come right

back to me.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

That cock's so good. Ohh Yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh my God.

Oh

my God.

Oh, me.

I love you inside of me.

Ohh Oh my god. Bye.

Oh my god, yes.

ohh

Should

we try a different position?Yeah,

anything you like.

What would

you like?OhI want to get back on

top of you again.

You want to get back on top?

Mm-hmm

Ohh

Oh.

Yes. It

feels so fucking good.

Oh, no, you got it.

Holy shit

What?My guns?Oh, my

God. Are you

going to comfort me?Yeah,

I want you to comfort me.

Yeah. Oh my God. Oh

my

God. Yes. It feels

so good.