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Oh, boy.
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Uh, Jeannie.
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Jeannie, bedtime.
Bottle time.
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You're going to bed
so early, master?
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Oh, yes. Yeah, l got
a rough day tomorrow.
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Those Russian cosmonauts
are coming in.
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Have a good sleep, master.
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l am going out.
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-You're going out? Where?
-l have a date.
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Captain Healey is going to pick me up
in front of the public library.
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Now, wait a minute.
We've been all through this before.
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You can't go out
with Captain Healey.
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He's turned in his wolf suit.
He wants to marry you.
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-l know.
-Yeah, well, he can't.
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Why not? l am single.
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Yeah, well, you've been single
for 2000 years.
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Well, that is just it.
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-l do not wish to be an old maid.
-All right, look, Jeannie.
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l can't let you do this
to my best friend.
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He's only read Omar Khayyam.
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You used to sit in his tent
and drink wine with him.
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Well, l would not be going out
with your best friend...
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...if l was married to his best friend.
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Yes. Jeannie, we've been
through that too.
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There would be many advantages
to being married to me, master.
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For instance:
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What? What? What are you
trying to prove? Yes.
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Well, this is the biggest
advantage of all.
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When you are old,
l'll still look like this...
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...and you won't have
to chase young girls.
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All right, Jeannie.
l'm aware of the fringe benefits.
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-But l'm not ready to get married yet.
-Oh, very well.
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l have waited for 2000 years.
l suppose l can wait a while longer.
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Well, sure you can. Meantime, you
won't go out with Captain Healey?
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lf it will make you happy.
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And if you promise not to go out
with other girls.
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Right. No other girls?
l'm a bachelor. Of course l'll go--
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-Goodbye, master.
-You got a deal.
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ln that case....
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Good night, master.
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Even if l did marry her, how would l
ever get in that bottle?
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-The general will be right with you.
-Thank you, sergeant.
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Tony, you've got to
help me find Jeannie.
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She vanished
into thin air again.
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-Well, l don't know what l can do, Roge.
-l see her once and she disappears.
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A woman just can't vanish
into a puff of smoke.
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Roger, with women,
logic will get you nowhere.
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Well, l'll tell you, l gotta find her.
l'm going crazy.
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You see this. Look at that.
lsn't that--?
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Hey, that's a lot of carats.
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l was gonna put it on her finger
last night, but what does she do?
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Stands me up in front
of the public library.
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Well, if you want my advice,
forget her.
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l don't want your advice.
l want Jeannie.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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-Good morning, sir.
-General.
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The Russian cosmonauts
are with Dr. Bellows now.
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They'll join us in a moment.
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The State Department has invited
Majors Posnovsky and Tiomkin here...
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...as a gesture of good will.
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They'll be staying at my hotel
for two days.
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You will be their hosts
and entertain them.
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What type of entertainment
would you suggest, sir?
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Their stay will be brief...
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...but we'd like them to leave
impressed with the flavour...
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...and the majesty
of our great country.
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So keep them away
from the Watusi festival...
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...and the strip joints.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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-Good morning, sir.
-Colonel.
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Captain Nelson, Captain Healey,
Major Tiomkin and Major Posnovsky.
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How do you do?
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-Thank you.
-Captains Healey and Nelson...
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...will do everything
to make your stay pleasant.
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Captain Healey, you'll be in charge
of Major Posnovsky.
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Captain Nelson,
Major Tiomkin.
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-My pleasure, major.
-Mine too.
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l think it's about time for our tour
around the base, right, Dr. Bellows?
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The photographers are waiting outside.
Right this way.
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The press has been swarming
for an interview with you cosmonauts.
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Captain, l am very
direct person.
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From moment l see you,
l say, ''This cat is for me.''
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Cat?
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Oh, yes. Well--
Major Tiomkin, l--
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Sonya, big daddy.
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l'm sorry l have to leave you
alone tonight, Jeannie.
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Oh, l understand. You have this
Major Tiomkin to take care of.
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Yes. Yes, l certainly do.
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l would only be in the way.
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You-- You might, yeah.
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We'll probably spend the evening
discussing aerodynamics...
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...and playing chess.
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Well, l will stay home
and watch television.
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lt is more fun
than a flying carpet.
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Good, good.
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Well, off to an evening of chess.
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-Master.
-Yeah?
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What does this
Major Tiomkin look like?
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Oh, you know,
all eyebrows, heavyset.
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Average Russian.
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-Something like this?
-Yeah.
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Well, yes.
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He has a little more
hair than that.
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Well, he doesn't have a beard.
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Does he look like this?
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Well, you're getting close...
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...but his physique
is a little different.
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Like this?
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Yeah, yeah.
That's more like it, all right.
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Jeannie, please, l can explain.
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There's nothing to explain.
You have broken your promise.
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l didn't break my promise.
General Barkley broke my promise.
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-He ordered me to take out--
-Play chess?
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Which one of you
will make the first move?
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He gets his orders
from the State Department.
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Try to understand
why l have to take out Sonya.
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Major Tiomkin.
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Of course, master.
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And try to understand why
l must go out with Captain Healey.
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-No, that's different.
-Good night, master.
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You're being childish.
Wait, wait, wait!
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That's General Barkley.
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At least get back in the bottle
until he's gone, please.
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Very well. l would not
want you in trouble.
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Thanks. Now, if it's not
General Barkley, l'm--
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l'm gonna leave you in there
until you cool off.
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l'll let you out in
two or three days.
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Would you cut that out, huh?
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-Oh, hi, Roge.
-Ready?
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-Yeah. Yup.
-You better grab a raincoat.
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Cocoa Beach is having
California weather.
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-All right.
-Oh, boy, l tell you.
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You sure you don't have Jeannie's
phone number someplace?
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Positive.
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You know, on my way here,
l stopped by the library...
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...hoping she'd be there. l gotta find
her. l'm going right out of my mind.
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Roge, you have a little black book
with names from Abigail to Zelda.
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-Forget about Jeannie.
-l can't forget her.
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l'll find her if l have to spend the rest
of my life in front of the library.
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-Roge.
-Look, you got the girl.
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-You're in a hurry.
-Yeah.
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lt was wonderful night, Tony.
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l wish it could go on forever.
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We shake this cube, Posnovsky,
and then we really kick it...
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-...around, nyet?
-Well, Sonya, l--
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-Oh, sly dog.
-What?
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Give me hour, and then we
scooby-dooby at my pad, eh?
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-Why did she do that?
-Maybe she knew what l was thinking.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you come in.
We'll have drink.
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Nyet, Sonya. Thank you, gentlemen,
for interesting evening.
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Good night.
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As a matter of fact,
l have to be running along too.
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-What's the rush?
-l have to look in on this friend of mine.
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When l left this friend earlier
this evening, he was rather upset.
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-l'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
-Good night, Captain Nelson.
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Captain, you have
American cigarette?
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American cigarette?
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Oh, it's beautiful bottle.
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lt's in my raincoat,
but that's not my bottle.
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lt's very unusual.
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You really like it?
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-Yours.
-Oh, thank you.
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Wait till l show this
to my friends in Russia.
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You Americans are very generous.
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Well, l better be going.
l have to drop in at the library.
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l'm looking for a friend, and--
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Marvelous. l'm very sleepy myself.
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lt's been such a long day.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie!
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Look what l brought you.
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Jeannie?
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Where is your bottle?
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Jeannie. Now, come on.
Stop kidding around.
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l know you're angry, but--
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Look, darling, l--
l know you're angry at me.
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lf you'll just come out,
l'll explain everything.
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Darling, come out,
wherever you are-- Roger.
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-Who are you talking to?
-Nobody.
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-You call nobody ''darling''?
-l was talking to myself, you know.
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You call yourself ''darling?''
l know you love you, but--
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-What are you doing here?
-l figured out where you might have...
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-Jeannie's number.
-Forget it!
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Remember, you wrote
phone numbers on the wall?
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That's new wallpaper there.
We can rip it all off.
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l can't rip any wallpaper down.
l lost a bottle.
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-A bottle?
-A bottle!
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That's funny.
l found one tonight.
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-You what?
-Yeah, it was about this high.
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-Right out of Antiquesville.
-Yeah, yeah. That's it.
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-Found it in my raincoat pocket.
-Oh, Roge. You're a lifesaver.
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-Hand it over.
-Too late.
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-Sonya liked it, so l gave it to her.
-You what?
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-Anything wrong with that?
-Anything wrong?
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That bottle's in the hands
of the Russians!
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Whoever has that bottle
can rule the world.
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Oh, l'm sorry.
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l was sure you would come.
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l got home, Sonya,
and l said...
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...why fight it?
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l do not wish to fight.
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-Do you like to dance?
-Crazy.
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Tonight is the memory
l take back to Russia.
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l won't forget tonight myself.
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You A-okay dancer.
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l improvise as l go along.
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lt's probably Posnovsky.
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-Oh, good evening.
-Good evening, Major Tiomkin.
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l have tomorrow's
itinerary here for you.
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Captain Nelson, you still here?
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Oh, yes, yes.
l was just leaving, sir.
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But Captain Nelson,
you've just come back.
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Just come back?
Where were you?
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l had to look in on a sick friend.
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ln fact, l better go see how
this friend of mine is doing now.
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Oh, please. We still have
so much to talk about.
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Well-- No, l'd really
better be running.
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This friend of mine
could kick up quite a fuss.
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But the evening is just beginning.
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-My bottle. You're taking my bottle.
-Well....
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-You took her bottle?
-No, sir. No, sir.
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Captain Healey gave it to her.
lt's really my bottle.
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Well, if it's yours, l consider it
even more precious gift.
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-Oh, well, it's not exactly a gift.
-Give her back the bottle.
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-l can't, sir--
-We'll buy you another one.
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Sonya, l'd love to give it,
but it's an heirloom.
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lt's been in the family
for generations.
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You do not come back to see Sonya.
You come back for bottle.
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Well, if that's how Americans
treat their guests, keep it.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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-Give her back the bottle!
-Oh, sir--
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Our government would consider it
an honour if you'd keep the bottle.
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lt wouldn't. Believe me,
it wouldn't. l'm not--
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Captain Nelson,
l'd like a word with you.
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-Yes, but--
-Good night, major.
237
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,435
Sonya. Major. Hey!
238
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:43,917
Capitalist.
239
00:16:06,687 --> 00:16:09,326
They warned me
about American vodka.
240
00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:12,646
You are my new mistress, master--
Or my new master, mistress.
241
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,326
Oh, it talks.
242
00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:19,241
l am at your command.
You may have anything you wish.
243
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:23,117
l wish l don't
drink so much vodka.
244
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:26,597
-Who are you?
-l am your genie.
245
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,361
Whoever has the bottle
commands me.
246
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:32,037
lt's practical joke.
247
00:16:32,207 --> 00:16:34,562
lt is true.
248
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,922
l can grant you any wish.
249
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:38,805
Any wish?
250
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:55,443
l test you. Make Captain Nelson
kick General Barkley.
251
00:16:55,607 --> 00:16:57,563
Oh, no, master.
You would not want to do that.
252
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,365
-Can you do it?
-Well, of course l can.
253
00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:00,801
Do it.
254
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:04,164
Oh, forgive me, ex-master.
255
00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:06,805
Yes, sir.
Doctor, you can understand--
256
00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:12,880
You kicked a general?
257
00:17:13,127 --> 00:17:14,845
Well, no. No, l didn't, sir.
Well, l--
258
00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:16,520
l know it looked like l did, but l--
259
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,598
You see, it's the foot
at the end of the leg.
260
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,600
You see, l haven't been able
to control it since l walked in space.
261
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,445
He did it.
262
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:27,236
Just so l am sure,
make him kick Dr. Bellows.
263
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,480
Oh, l'm sorry, ex-master.
264
00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:33,040
l was just--
265
00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:37,000
Well, there goes
that foot again.
266
00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:42,166
Dr. Bellows, l want you to give this man
a complete examination tomorrow.
267
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:46,246
And if there's nothing wrong with him,
he's mine, all mine.
268
00:17:46,647 --> 00:17:48,717
-But, sir, l--
-Good night, captain.
269
00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:50,679
Good night, sir.
270
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:55,320
Doctor, l'm sure there's
an explanation.
271
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,686
Sonya. Hey, Sonya, wait.
Wait a minute, Sonya.
272
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:02,361
Hey, let me in, huh?
273
00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:04,563
Tell you what.
l'll give you $1 00 for the bottle.
274
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,564
Sonya? Let me in.
275
00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:08,604
-You can do anything?
-Anything.
276
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:12,282
-Major!
-Oh, boy, are we in business.
277
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:19,838
Yes, yes, thank you.
278
00:18:22,087 --> 00:18:24,203
What do you mean,
she's on her way to the airport?
279
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,756
Major Tiomkin wasn't scheduled
to leave until tonight.
280
00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:30,397
Sergeant, why wasn't l informed
about this change in plans?
281
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,478
All right, all right.
Never mind.
282
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:34,160
Jeannie, wherever you are...
283
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:37,205
...if you can do any moonlighting,
grant me this one last favour:
284
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,677
Get me to the airport on time.
Sir.
285
00:18:40,847 --> 00:18:44,123
Now, captain, you and l
are going to have a nice, long talk.
286
00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:47,006
Could we talk a little later, sir?
l'm on my way to the airport.
287
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:51,046
You're on your way
to a court-martial...
288
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:54,244
...unless l have
your full cooperation.
289
00:18:54,407 --> 00:18:57,604
Now, let's start at the beginning.
290
00:18:58,407 --> 00:19:01,444
As you know, captain, l've had you
under observation for several months.
291
00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:03,399
l'll only be an hour.
l'll be right back.
292
00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:05,962
To date, you've had hallucinations...
293
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,961
...you've heard voices...
294
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,036
...and now you seem to have
a bottle fetish.
295
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:14,485
For all these things,
you've had dubious explanations.
296
00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:17,366
-Half an hour?
-But there is no explanation...
297
00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:20,644
-...for striking a fellow officer.
-No. l know that, sir.
298
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:23,842
That is the ultimate
in irrational behaviour.
299
00:19:24,007 --> 00:19:25,281
l know that.
300
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:29,803
-Bless you.
-You better watch that foot, doctor.
301
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,081
Flight 439 to Berlin,
has it taken off yet?
302
00:19:51,247 --> 00:19:53,124
There she goes.
303
00:19:59,127 --> 00:20:02,244
We've lost.
The Russians have the bottle.
304
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,958
Roger, will you forget
about Jeannie?
305
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,925
No, l mean,
just consider her gone.
306
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:22,477
No, no, l mean really gone.
For good.
307
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:25,605
There's somebody at the door.
l'll talk to you later.
308
00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,645
Yes, miss.
309
00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:35,005
Sonya?
310
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,957
Formerly Sonya Tiomkin.
Now Betsy Ross.
311
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,883
-Betsy Ross?
-Yes.
312
00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:46,756
This bottle made me
what l always wanted to be:
313
00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:48,883
Wealthy American.
314
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,958
l think l understand.
315
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:54,437
Well, well,
welcome aboard, Betsy.
316
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:57,440
l can guess why you're here.
You have everything you want...
317
00:20:57,607 --> 00:21:00,599
-...and you wanted to return the bottle?
-Yes, it's true.
318
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:04,362
l have villa on the Riviera,
a mansion in Beverly Hills.
319
00:21:04,527 --> 00:21:07,724
My chauffeur's waiting outside
in my Rolls Royce.
320
00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,843
But that's not everything l want.
321
00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:13,125
-Yeah, what else is there?
-You.
322
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,603
-Me?
-l'll make you a deal.
323
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,645
You marry me,
l give you bottle.
324
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,439
Marry you? Well--
Well, l can't marry you.
325
00:21:21,887 --> 00:21:25,004
l mean, well, l want
Jeannie back desperately...
326
00:21:25,207 --> 00:21:27,675
-...but marriage is out of the question.
-Too bad.
327
00:21:27,847 --> 00:21:29,724
You, me and bottle
could have had the world.
328
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:31,161
Yeah, please...
329
00:21:31,327 --> 00:21:34,683
...at least may l say goodbye
to Jeannie?
330
00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:36,599
Why not? But no tricks.
331
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,723
All right. No tricks.
332
00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:44,960
Oh, ex-master, darling.
333
00:21:45,127 --> 00:21:46,719
l thought l would
never see you again.
334
00:21:46,887 --> 00:21:49,037
l thought l'd never see you
again either, Jeannie.
335
00:21:49,847 --> 00:21:52,725
-There's so much l want to say.
-There's so much l want to hear.
336
00:21:53,207 --> 00:21:56,244
Betsy-- Sonya.
337
00:21:56,407 --> 00:21:59,205
May l speak to Jeannie
alone, please?
338
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:02,837
All right. But l keep bottle here.
339
00:22:03,007 --> 00:22:05,521
Hurry it up. l want her to tell me
who wins daily double...
340
00:22:05,687 --> 00:22:07,723
-...at Hialeah tomorrow.
-Yeah.
341
00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:21,125
l'm gonna miss you
terribly, Jeannie.
342
00:22:21,287 --> 00:22:23,676
Oh, and l'm going
to miss you, master.
343
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:28,924
l never realized just how much
l'd miss you until this happened.
344
00:22:29,607 --> 00:22:33,236
-You would like me to stay?
-Of course l--
345
00:22:33,407 --> 00:22:35,682
-You mean, you could?
-lf she frees me.
346
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,244
Well, you heard what she said.
347
00:22:38,407 --> 00:22:42,480
She's not gonna free you, and--
l can't marry her, Jeannie.
348
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:44,639
lf you want to keep me, you must.
349
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:55,640
Sonya, l've changed my mind.
350
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,560
lf you haven't changed yours,
l'll marry you.
351
00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:03,323
Darling, l'm going
to make you very happy.
352
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:06,597
We'll fly to Mexico.
We'll be married before sunup.
353
00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:08,200
Oh, wonderful!
354
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,085
And we can leave that there.
355
00:23:10,247 --> 00:23:13,000
Anything you say, darling.
356
00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:22,759
Stay there.
357
00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:28,445
What's gonna happen
when she finds out...
358
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,881
...she's married a phony Tony?
359
00:23:30,047 --> 00:23:35,280
l do not care, master, darling,
as long as l have the real one.
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