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Morning, Jeannie.
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Good morning, master.
l am ready.
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-Oh, yes? Ready for what?
-To go for a ride with you...
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...in the magic cart
that goes like the wind.
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Well, it's not a cart. lt's a car. A car.
l'm afraid l can't take you out today.
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-l'm in the middle of an experiment.
-Oh, you always say that.
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Well, l always am.
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l know.
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You want me to ask you
what this experiment is about.
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Do you really wanna know?
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lf it pleases thee to tell me.
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l'm working on a small,
portable desalinization unit.
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And if it works, it's going to solve one
of the most pressing problems in--
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Well, in modern history.
The shortage of fresh water.
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Very interesting.
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When we go riding, may l sit behind
the wheel that moves the magic cart?
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With this, if you're stranded
in the middle of the ocean...
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...on an island, say--
Well, like we were.
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--you can make all the fresh water
you need right out of the ocean.
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Let us get stranded again
so we can try it out.
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-There has to be a way to lick this.
-Oh, nothing could be easier.
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You will sit next to me
in the magic cart...
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...and we will ride very fast.
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Wait a minute.
What did you say?
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l said, you will sit next to me
in the magic cart...
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-...and we will ride very--
-No, no. l mean, about the seawater.
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Oh, that.
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Great-grandfather Bilejik
used to do it all the time.
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What magic makes your car move,
master?
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Forget about the car.
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Are you trying to tell me
that your great-grandfather...
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-...could take salt out of seawater?
-Yes.
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At least he used to know
how to do it 2000 years ago.
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His land was like
a Garden of Eden...
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...while that of his neighbours
all around was like baked clay.
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Great-grandfather would not
tell them his secret.
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie, would he tell you
his secret?
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l suppose so.
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ls there some demon inside
your car that makes it move?
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Oh, forget about the car, really.
l want you to do me a favour.
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-l will do anything for you, master.
-Good.
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l want you to go back and talk
to your great-grandfather.
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Have a long talk with him.
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l will do anything for you, master.
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Except that.
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-Why?
-Because l will not leave thee.
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But l will do the next best thing.
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You sent for Bilejik?
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Do you know what it would
mean to the rest of the world...
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...if we could supply them
with usable ocean water?
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-Money in it?
-Well, it'd be very valuable.
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Oh, then Bilejik
is definitely interested.
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You know, l was known
as the greatest miser in the world.
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l was hoping you had changed.
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Please be careful, master.
He spent most of his time in jail.
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Don't worry about me.
l can handle myself.
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Do you have a written formula
for this process of yours, sir?
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Oh, of course.
l have it all written.
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-Right here in a nutshell.
-Would you tell it to me?
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Well, we have to have
an agreement.
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What kind of an agreement?
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Believe me, you will not like it,
master.
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l should have warned you.
He is the black sheep of the family.
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You know, l think we could
negotiate much better...
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...if you get her out of here. Out.
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-Well, l will not leave.
-Jeannie?
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Look, why don't you just run along
and let the men talk, huh?
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-l know him. He's very cunning.
-Can he do what he says?
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-Yes. But--
-Well, all right, fine.
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-We'll get some kind of a deal.
-Well, do we negotiate...
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...or do l have to leave?
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No, no. We'll negotiate, sir.
Don't leave.
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All right. But l warned you, master.
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Jeannie, why don't you just run
along and amuse yourself, huh?
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-You mean that?
-Sure.
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Thank you, master.
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l got rid of her,
so we can talk now.
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You know-- You know, she is my
most favourite great-granddaughter...
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...but is honest.
Of course, nobody is perfect.
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About this process of yours, sir.
ls it expensive?
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Oh, that is the beauty of it.
Pennies.
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-How much do you want for it?
-No, no, no!
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That is no way to negotiate.
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Oh, dear, you....
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You spoiled everything.
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Let me help you.
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When you negotiate...
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...you pretend
that you are not interested.
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Then, perhaps, l will lower my price.
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Oh, well. And would you, sir?
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Thou must be kidding.
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Jeannie! Jeannie, no, no, stop.
Now, stop! No, no, don't do that.
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Excuse me, sir. Just make yourself
at home. l'll be right back.
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Jeannie!
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Jeannie. Jeannie?
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Jeannie, now, l mean it, now--
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Now, listen, Jeannie--
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Jeannie. Jeannie.
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No. No, please, wait.
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No, no, please, wait.
Wait, now, stop!
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l won't have this anymore.
l'm not fooling around.
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No, no, please, wait.
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Wait! Now, stop!
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No, no. Please, wait.
Wait! Wait. Now, stop.
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Wherever you are, stay there.
Hello, Dr. Bellows.
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Captain Nelson, you and l
have a lot to talk about.
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-Sir?
-That car has no driver.
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No. No, it doesn't.
Well, thank heavens no one was hurt.
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Just by talking to it, you brought
that vehicle to a stop.
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That vehicle should
never have started, sir.
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l can't wait to hear
your explanation.
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Well, actually, l can't explain it, sir.
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You're doing
some experimental work?
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You've rigged it up as a robot car,
operated by remote control?
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-Yes, you might say that.
-Then again, l might not.
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l've seen experiments like this, but
l've never seen anyone control a car...
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-...by talking to it.
-Well, it's new, sir. lt's top-secret.
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That's why it seems so unusual.
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Everything about you
is unusual, captain.
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l haven't had a decent night's sleep
since you've been assigned to me.
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Sorry about that, sir.
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As a psychiatrist, l know that
everything has an explanation.
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And that includes you
and this car.
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One day l'm going to get
to the bottom of it.
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And do you know
something, captain?
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That's going to be
the happiest day of my life.
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-Yes, sir.
-But would you mind...
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...in the future, please,
drive the old-fashioned way?
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Thank you.
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All right, young lady.
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Dr. Bellows is a very suspicious man,
is he not?
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He has good reason
for being suspicious.
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Who said you could take
the car and drive without me?
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-Well, you did, master.
-l what?
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Well, you told me
to go amuse myself...
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...and this is what amuses me.
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-lt is faster than a flying carpet.
-And a lot more dangerous.
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You are never to do that again.
Do you understand?
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-Yes, master.
-l hope Bilejik is still there.
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Oh, l will go see.
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Put those back.
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Don't--? Don't you ever knock?
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l will not have you injure this one.
He belongs to me.
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The last time you summoned me
to help someone...
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...was 1 500 years ago,
and l sold him two pyramids...
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-...and the scrolls of the Red Sea.
-Yes.
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Well, this one is different.
He is most wise.
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ln that case,
l will just sell him one pyramid.
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You will sell him nothing.
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But he wants to buy my--
My water formula. He--
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He is a most eager buyer.
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Can you really take salt
out of water?
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Oh, it is child's play.
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Then do it for him.
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Oh, he's coming.
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My own great-granddaughter.
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Bilejik?
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Bilejik?
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-Excuse me. l thought l lost you.
-Oh, you did, did you?
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Well, you are not going
to get rid of me that easily.
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Would you mind sitting down
in there?
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-Yes.
-Thank you.
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Morning, Tony.
Wanna hear some great sounds?
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l've got this Afro-Latin record
that'll really turn you on.
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-l'm kind of busy now.
-Nice talking to you.
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-l got a visitor.
-You got a v--?
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You sly dog.
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Maybe she'll dig the music, huh?
Where is she?
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No, no, it's not a girl.
lt's a very old man.
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Sure he is.
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Well, l'll....
l'll keep the mood music.
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Captain Roger Healey,
this is Mr. Bilejik.
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Everybody here dresses so oddly.
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Where are you from, Mr. Bilejik?
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l am from the old country.
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-Really? Where--? Whereabouts?
-The old, old country.
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Now, what can l sell you?
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-Well, what--? What have you got?
-Everything.
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He's kind of an old, old junk man.
What are you buying?
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Well, actually, l am selling
my friend here a--
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l don't think l'll discuss it
until l find out if it works.
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-Don't buy any old capsules from him.
-Oh, what are they?
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l can get you all that you need.
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He's a little way out, isn't he?
Bye-bye.
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-Oh, thank you.
-My record. l'll take it.
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Goodbye, Rog.
Thanks for dropping in.
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-All right, let's get down to business.
-Oh, l'm all ready.
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You bet l'm ready.
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l was wondering
what would you like...
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-...in exchange for your process?
-Oh, the process. Well...
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...since you are a great friend
of my great-granddaughter...
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...l will charge you nothing.
That is--
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Well, that's very kind of you, sir.
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-Except a little token.
-What kind of token?
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Well, it would amuse me
if l could....
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lf l could have a little statue
l have heard people talking about.
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-What kind of statue?
-Well, l don't know what the name is...
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...but it is a statue of a little lady
holding a torch.
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-The Statue of Liberty?
-Oh, that's it.
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You're being unreasonable.
l can't give you the Statue of Liberty.
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lt doesn't belong to me.
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No one has ever
called Bilejik unreasonable.
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What about that thing
called the Mint?
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The Mint? l can't give you the Mint.
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-Elizabeth Taylor?
-Forget it.
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l guess l....
l'd better be getting back home.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Not until my master
has the formula he wants.
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But he has nothing
to trade me for it.
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You ought to hear
what he's asking.
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Let me deal with him, master.
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-But, Jeannie--
-l will get you what you wish.
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All right. l'll be out on the patio
if you need me.
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-Don't give away the country, huh?
-No.
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Oh, my dear great-granddaughter,
you are wasting your time...
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...because you have nothing
to offer me.
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Your formula means nothing to me.
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lt doesn't, eh?
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Of course not. l just wanted
to get him out of the room...
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...so l could wish you
a safe journey home.
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Thank you.
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-Give my love to the family.
-l will.
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Great-grandmother is well?
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Yes, she is her same old
sour-tempered self.
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And Tanya?
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Tanya?
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-The little belly dancer.
-Oh, that--? That Tanya?
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l think l shall arrange
for Great-grandmother to meet her.
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No, no, no. Please, please, do not
disturb your poor, old grandmother...
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...with all of these little problems.
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Well, all right.
When do you want the formula?
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Now. Master?
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Yeah?
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My great-grandfather has decided
to tell you what you wish to know.
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Yes, and you must understand...
237
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,166
...that this is just
out of the goodness of my heart.
238
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:53,160
Because we are
a very generous people.
239
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,443
However, if you wish
to show your gratitude--
240
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Great-grandfather.
241
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,803
All right, all right.
242
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:03,197
-l will need a few things.
-Yes, sir. What?
243
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,800
-Salt water.
-Salt water.
244
00:16:04,967 --> 00:16:07,640
-Yes. Porous cloth.
-Porous cloth.
245
00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:11,038
-Seeds of the geloom.
-Seeds of the geloom?
246
00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:13,801
l know where to find them, master.
They grow near the Nile.
247
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,400
Oh, l will fetch them right away.
248
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,762
You will stay right here
and l will fetch them.
249
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:20,600
No woman ever gives me orders.
250
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:24,077
ls there anything you would like me to
tell Great-grandmother while l'm there?
251
00:16:24,247 --> 00:16:25,965
Tell her l'm fine.
252
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:30,166
l'll be home as soon as l get finished
with this-- This business.
253
00:16:30,327 --> 00:16:32,238
Keep your eye on him, master.
254
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:35,243
l certainly appreciate this, Mr. Bilejik.
255
00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,204
l can't tell you
what it would mean to me--
256
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:40,245
Oh, it's nothing, nothing. lf you--
lf you wish to--
257
00:16:40,407 --> 00:16:42,796
To do me a little favour, well....
258
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,037
You see,
l have a little money scheme...
259
00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:47,437
...and l would like to meet
your president.
260
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:48,960
l have not gone yet.
261
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:54,201
lf there is anything l detest,
it's a sneaky genie.
262
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,719
-Hello, Dr. Bellows.
-l've been thinking...
263
00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,957
...about this morning,
and l wanted to ask you--
264
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,516
-What have you got there?
-This is drinking water, sir.
265
00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,757
Don't you have running water
in your home?
266
00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:31,124
Well, of course. This isn't
ordinary water. lt's seawater.
267
00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,479
l should have known.
268
00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:36,603
lf l asked
why you're drinking seawater...
269
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,839
-...what would your answer be?
-l'm conducting a little experiment, sir.
270
00:17:40,007 --> 00:17:42,805
Oh, another one, captain? Have you
finished the one with the car?
271
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,197
l finished that.
l won't have to test that again.
272
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,597
So now you're drinking seawater?
273
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,520
Are you sure that cask doesn't
contain something else, captain?
274
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,245
l don't understand
what you mean.
275
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:56,320
Some whiskey, perhaps?
Gin? Vodka?
276
00:17:56,887 --> 00:17:59,765
-l hope you don't think that l'd be--
-Oh, don't l?
277
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:02,163
l'm not as innocent
as l look, captain.
278
00:18:02,327 --> 00:18:06,479
Well, sir, really, it's just plain old
ordinary seawater, that's all. Just--
279
00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:08,956
Now, don't-- Don't drink it.
Colonel, please don't--
280
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,885
-Seawater.
-Seawater.
281
00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:21,357
l'm sorry, sir, l--
282
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,161
l mean, l-- l told you.
283
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,441
-Here's your seawater, sir.
-Oh, good. Good, good, good.
284
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:43,919
Thank you. Oh, tell me, sir,
are you a very rich man?
285
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:46,317
Who, me? Why, no, no. Why?
286
00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:51,561
Well, l thought perhaps you could
arrange a little loan for me.
287
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:57,203
-Forget it.
-Here are your geloom seeds.
288
00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,245
Oh, may l see those? l wanna find out
the modern name for them.
289
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,126
-lf it works, that is.
-lt had better work.
290
00:19:03,287 --> 00:19:04,720
Oh, poor Bilejik. He's--
291
00:19:04,887 --> 00:19:09,358
He's caught in a real den of thieves,
but it will work.
292
00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:15,485
Now-- Now-- Now we pour
the seawater in that.
293
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,683
Do not trouble yourself, master.
294
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,684
Oh, my. She was always a showoff.
295
00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,803
-What happens now?
-Oh, what usually happens...
296
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:34,435
...is that l get paid, but....
297
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,996
Well, all right.
You'll have fresh water in--
298
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,283
-ln less than a minute.
-How does it work?
299
00:19:39,447 --> 00:19:43,520
Well, you-- You see, the seeds have
an incredible affinity for the salt...
300
00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:45,837
...and they soak it up
just like sponges.
301
00:19:46,007 --> 00:19:48,567
-You mean, that's all there is to it?
-Oh, no, no.
302
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,445
Usually l make it
much more complicated.
303
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,280
As a matter of fact, l did the
same experiment a long time ago.
304
00:19:53,447 --> 00:19:55,278
lt took me seven months.
305
00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:57,836
But the sultan paid me a fortune.
306
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,079
Here. Taste it.
307
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:08,964
She always was a showoff.
308
00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,565
lt's fresh water.
309
00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:20,241
-And it's wonderful.
-Yes, be my guest.
310
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,884
-Bilejik, l don't know how to thank you.
-Thou art telling me?
311
00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:27,925
He has already
been thanked, master.
312
00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,317
Look at the size of these.
Look how big they are.
313
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,682
Yes. Well, of course,
they're full of salt.
314
00:20:32,847 --> 00:20:34,758
-Where can l get more?
-Oh, it's a weed.
315
00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:37,282
lt grows in fields everywhere,
everyplace.
316
00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:38,675
You've done it, Jeannie.
317
00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:42,237
Bilejik, l'm gonna see that your name
goes down in history.
318
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,716
Well, who wants that?
There-- There's no money in it.
319
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,966
Can l go home now?
320
00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:52,561
Yes, Great-grandfather.
Have a safe journey home.
321
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:54,797
And give my love to Tanya.
322
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,885
Look what he had stolen.
323
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,317
You should have
let him keep them.
324
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:06,241
Jeannie, do you have any idea
what these seeds mean?
325
00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:08,204
We're gonna go look up a botanist...
326
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,517
...and find out the modern name
for these.
327
00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:13,361
Oh, it's incredible.
328
00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:18,442
Why, this is the most exciting find
l've ever run across.
329
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:21,599
-You don't know the half of it.
-Oh, there's no doubt about it.
330
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,564
No, no, this is it.
331
00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:25,683
-You know the name of it?
-l told you the name.
332
00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:27,439
lt is called the geloom seed.
333
00:21:27,607 --> 00:21:30,963
These seeds are the seeds
of the Lucretia Quimby daisy.
334
00:21:31,127 --> 00:21:34,483
-We're gonna need a lot of them.
-Well, they grow like weeds.
335
00:21:34,647 --> 00:21:38,720
lt was named for his mother by a man
named Quimby in the year 1 87 2.
336
00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:40,366
That was nice of him, wasn't it?
337
00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:44,406
Oh, it goes way back.
Several thousand years back.
338
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,035
Yeah, l know. l know.
They grow wild in the Middle East.
339
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,600
-Grew.
-Grew?
340
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,041
Yes. You see...
341
00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:53,437
...Quimby was an archaeologist
as well as a botanist.
342
00:21:53,607 --> 00:21:55,757
That's why we have a record
of this seed.
343
00:21:55,927 --> 00:21:58,919
And he translated
an ancient work on botany.
344
00:21:59,087 --> 00:22:01,681
Gave the whole history
of the plant...
345
00:22:01,847 --> 00:22:03,758
-...and the blight.
-The blight?
346
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:08,117
The blight that wiped out
the Lucretia Quimby daisy...
347
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,323
...in the year 1 .
348
00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:54,639
Hi, Jeannie.
349
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,399
What are you doing?
350
00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:58,922
Oh. l am in the middle
of an experiment.
351
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,760
l see. l'm supposed to ask you
what the experiment is, right?
352
00:23:01,927 --> 00:23:04,043
-Do you really want to know?
-Go ahead, tell me.
353
00:23:05,047 --> 00:23:06,799
Drink this.
354
00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,605
What is it?
355
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:10,405
Fresh water.
356
00:23:16,487 --> 00:23:18,159
lt's salt water.
357
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,996
Yes. l cannot make fresh water
out of salt water...
358
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,876
...but l have learned how to make
salt water out of fresh water.
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