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Once upon a time...
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... in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy...
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...an astronaut named Tony Nelsonwent up on a space mission.
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The missile went up...
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...but something went wrong,and they had to bring it down.
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Captain Nelson landed onan island in the South Pacific...
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... where he found a bottle.
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At least it looked like a bottle.
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But it didn't act like a bottle.
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Because in it was a genie.
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Oh, not your average
everyday genie...
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...but a beautiful genie...
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... who could grant any wish.
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Captain Nelson was so grateful,he set Jeannie free.
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Only she didn't want to be free.
You know how it is...
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... when you've been cooped upin a bottle for 2000 years.
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She wanted to have fun...
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...and she wanted to have itwith Captain Nelson.
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So she followed him backto Cocoa Beach...
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...a mythical townin a mythical state called Florida.
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And there in this house...
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... the girl in the bottle
plays Spin the Astronaut.
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Hi.
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l thought you went to sleep.
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l thought you went to sleep, master.
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No, no. l decided to work
on my model.
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lsn't it a beauty?
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Very nice.
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You must be hungry.
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Well, you ate hardly
anything for dinner.
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l almost made it myself.
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-You know what is in it?
-Yes, 4000 calories.
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You are without shoes again.
l will go fetch your slippers.
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No, no. Please, don't bother.
Don't bother.
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-lt's no bother at all.
-l don't like being fussed over.
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When l'm working,
l don't like being fussed over.
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-But, master, l do not--
-Please don't call me master.
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-lt makes me feel like a fat, old caliph.
-Thou art neither old nor fat.
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Thou art most handsome.
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Am l?
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-What did l do with that glue?
-l'll get it.
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Now, be careful.
Look, l put a lot of time in on this.
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Do l not know it.
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Every night,
to fashion a child's toy.
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lt's not a child's toy.
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This is an exact replica of the one
we're gonna use next month.
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Master?
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There's a moon out tonight.
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Would it not be pleasant
to stroll along the beach?
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Yeah. Yeah, why don't you do that.
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There.
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There, it's done.
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How about that, huh?
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Looks real enough to blast off,
doesn't it?
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Well, master,
back to the old drawing board.
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What art thou laughing at?
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Well, it's a little funny.
What are you reading, Jeannie?
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l'm reading a scroll. ''The
Emancipation of Modern Woman.''
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What does it mean?
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Jeannie-- You don't have
to worry about things like that.
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But l do. l want to understand
your way of life...
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-...so that l can please you.
-Well, you please me very much.
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Matter of fact, you're--
You're perfect.
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-Dost thou really think so?
-Yes. Yes, l do.
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Do you have to say, ''dost thou''?
We say, ''do you.''
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You think it'd be possible for me to
view the sights of your village tonight?
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Why, certainly.
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Oh, no. No.
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-Why not?
-Well, it's the way you're dressed.
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You look like a fugitive
from a costume party.
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How should l dress?
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l don't know.
Why don't you pick out someone...
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...that dresses well and copy them.
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-No, no. l don't think you get the idea.
-But you do dress well.
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Well, thank you very much. But l wish
you'd stop these silly little tricks.
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So except for the manner
in which l speak, dress and act...
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...l am perfect?
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That's right.
Now, you just keep working at it.
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Remember, practice makes perfect.
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l'm a little late now.
l'll see you tonight.
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Master. Master.
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Hiya, Captain Nelson!
How's the old boy?
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''Are you a loser in the battle
between the sexes?
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ls the man in your life aloof,
indifferent to you...
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...impossible to please?
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Does he fail to appreciate
what you have to offer...
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...as a person, as a female?''
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The answer is obvious.
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''The answer is obvious.
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One, you must learn how to challenge
his masculine arrogance.
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Two, you must be independent,
self-reliant, unpredictable.
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Three, you must learn to cope
with him on his own grounds.
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ln short, you must become
a modern American woman.''
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Check manual mode
ECS operation.
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Manual mode ECS satisfactory.
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Check O-2 tanks
one and two pressures.
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O-2 tank pressure, 400 p.s. i.
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Check suit temperature.
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Suit temperature is low.
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Check suit pressure.
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Suit pressure normal.
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l'm feeling a little light-headed.
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Switch to your manual auxiliary
oxygen. You hear me, Tony?
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l hear you.
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Now give me a reading
on your oxygen supply.
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O-2 flow is normal.
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Okay. l'll bring you down, Tony.
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-Roger.
-Yeah?
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l mean, roger, l'm coming down.
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Hi, Roge. Must have been a blockage
in the oxygen valve.
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We'll have it checked.
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-How are we feeling?
-Hungry, sir.
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Well, didn't you eat
your tube of roast beef?
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-That's what made me hungry.
-l'll see you in the morning, captain.
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-All right.
-Get dressed. l got a real treat for you.
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l found the greatest
Chinese restaurant...
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...run by a Greek,
and the egg foo yung:
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Count me out.
l'm gonna have dinner at home.
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Really? How did you swing that,
old bachelor buddy?
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l have a girl who comes in part-time.
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-And she cooks dinner for you?
-Sure. Every night.
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-Where did you find this treasure?
-l picked her up on the beach.
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See you, Roge.
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Think you could have this girl
cook for both of us some night?
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No, no, no. You wouldn't like it.
She's a terrible cook.
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Jeannie, l'm home.
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Well, what's going on?
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Jeannie, are you there?
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Jeannie?
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Now, what is going on here?
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Jeannie.
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-There--
-Hiya, master. How's the old boy?
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How's the old boy?
What have you been doing?
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-l've been doing nothing.
-Well, l know that...
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...but l mean,
what have you been doing?
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l have been studying the
'' Emancipation of Modern Woman.''
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Oh, that. l guess you got
so caught up in it...
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-...you forgot to do the housework.
-l did not forget.
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-l decided to let you do it.
-Me?
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'' How not to be a drudge.
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Share the work with him.''
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-Now, come on--
-That's what it says.
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But that advice
is for ordinary women.
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Now, you're not ordinary women.
You're a genie, Jeannie.
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l mean, all you have to do
is bat your eyes, and presto.
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No more presto.
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You must not take me
for granted.
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l never did that in my-- l never--
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And besides, l'm an astronaut.
l'm not a housekeeper.
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-You must widen your horizons.
-Yes, and you must take a little--
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Here, l have a present for you.
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Now, that--
This is going just too far.
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Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't!
Jeannie! Jeannie, no, no, no!
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Jeannie. Will you just calm down?
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-Yes?
-Delivery for Mrs. Nelson.
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Mrs. Nelson?
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Where do you want these?
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-Back at the store.
-l'll take them.
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-Sign this, please.
-What's going on here?
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A woman should have
the kind of wardrobe...
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...that makes her feel successful,
alluring and irresistible.
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The mink coat will arrive tomorrow.
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Mink coat? Where did you get
the money for all this?
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Chapter three:
'' How to Open a Charge Account.''
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Well, l want you to forget
this subversive literature.
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All those boxes go straight back
to the store.
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l don't know how you think l'll have the
money to spend on this kind of thing.
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Jeannie, l just can't afford this.
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Jeannie....
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-You are pleased?
-Pleased?
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You're beautiful.
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l may keep the gown?
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ls it...
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...very expensive?
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lnsanely.
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You may keep the insanely.
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-And the slippers?
-And the slippers.
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And the perfume?
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And the perfume.
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Thou art all heart.
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You didn't learn that
from reading any magazine.
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-You hungry?
-Famished.
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-What will we have?
-Champagne.
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Caviar.
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Filet mignon.
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-What next?
-Oriental.
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Fresh asparagus?
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-Baked Alaskan.
-Yes.
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Napoleon brandy with the coffee?
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-Well?
-Well, what?
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-Aren't you gonna conjure it up?
-Nay, master.
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No more of those silly little tricks.
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From now on,
you will do the conjuring...
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...with the credit card.
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Why don't l order for both of us.
We'll have two filet mignons.
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We will have fish.
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-Don't you like steak?
-Lesson two:
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''You must be independent,
self-reliant, unpredictable...
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...without seeming obvious.''
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We'll have two fillets of sole.
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May l suggest a white wine
with the fish?
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-A nice Chablis?
-Yes, yes. That'll be fine.
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l will have champagne.
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-Lesson number three?
-No, five:
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''An expensive woman
is a popular woman.''
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-Champagne, please.
-Very good.
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Jeannie, l think it's very nice
that you want to learn more...
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...about modern American women, but
a little knowledge can be dangerous.
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Do you realize, master...
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...that this is the first time
you have ever taken me out?
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l want it to be
a memorable occasion.
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l'll remember it all right.
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l'll remember
how beautiful you look.
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Well, that is because l am
having such a wonderful time.
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Good.
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l have not enjoyed myself so much...
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...since the night my master,
the sultan Harun al-Rashid...
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...entertained the great Marco Polo.
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-You really met Marco Polo?
-lndeed, yes.
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We used to hunt wild boar together.
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-What was he like?
-Oh, he was a wild bore.
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Are you sure you need this?
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Oh, yes, yes. Pour, please.
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For your pleasure,
the Tail of the Peacock...
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...is happy to present a program
of authentic harem dance.
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l used to do those dances
at parties for the sultan.
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Performed by
the distinguished artiste...
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...Sadelia!
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ln my day, she would be
flung to the crocodiles.
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Jeannie, please.
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She has never been a harem dancer.
That girl is an impostor!
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Jeannie, please.
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She is not fit to dance for an audience
of camel drivers.
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Be quiet, Jeannie, please.
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l'll show you how the dance
should be done.
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All right, lady.
Now we are going home.
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She calls that harem dancing?
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-l know, l know, l know. We're going.
-Not before you paid your bill.
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Sorry about that.
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Sorry about that.
Sixty-four dollars!
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-That includes the amusement tax.
-We were not amused.
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Neither were we, mademoiselle.
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She moves as gracefully
as a dog scratching fleas.
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-She is my wife.
-Sorry about that.
245
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Here, keep the change. Come on.
246
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,676
That's the funniest thing l ever saw.
247
00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:25,719
That poor girl.
248
00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:28,447
l am pleased that
it amused you, master.
249
00:17:28,607 --> 00:17:30,518
Where are we going
tomorrow night?
250
00:17:30,687 --> 00:17:32,564
Nowhere.
251
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:35,560
But there are 1 7 more lessons
that l have not tried out yet.
252
00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:38,036
Well, forget it.
l don't think they had you in mind...
253
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:41,199
...when they wrote that
magazine article, Jeannie.
254
00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:43,164
But l want to be a typical woman.
255
00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:45,397
Well, woman, maybe.
Typical, never.
256
00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:47,959
A woman, maybe?
257
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,687
l have been practicing
for over 2000 years.
258
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:52,758
You just better keep practicing,
young lady...
259
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:55,122
...because a woman doesn't act
the way you did tonight.
260
00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:57,881
But your behaviour this evening
was absolutely disgraceful.
261
00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,958
Let me tell you one more thing--
262
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,479
You still have a lot to learn!
263
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:43,958
Jeannie, l'm ready for breakfast.
264
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:46,516
Hey, how about conjuring up some...
265
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,565
...bacon and eggs?
266
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,718
Now, Jeannie, come on.
267
00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:01,236
You might have waited breakfast.
268
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,115
Let's see....
269
00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,118
'' Demonstrator wanted.
270
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,721
No experience necessary.
271
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Sam's Discount Centre.''
272
00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:15,157
-Good morning.
-Allah be with you.
273
00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:19,326
Ladies, gaze upon the ultimate
in kitchen wonders...
274
00:19:19,487 --> 00:19:20,761
...the Miracle Oven.
275
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:24,602
-Well, what about it?
-What about it?
276
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:29,766
Well, its wonders include
an automatic timer...
277
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,963
...electric clock,
stainless steel counter...
278
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,640
...built-in meat thermometer...
279
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,082
...an all-new,
built-in Roasterama interior.
280
00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:37,805
Whatever that is.
281
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,639
lt's just like all the others.
282
00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:42,116
Come on, Pauline,
let's try the shop across the street.
283
00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:43,481
Please, wait!
284
00:19:43,647 --> 00:19:46,923
lf you do not fork over,
l will not have a commission.
285
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:51,365
Oh, believe me. Believe me,
this Miracle Oven is truly magical.
286
00:19:52,327 --> 00:19:53,885
For instance?
287
00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:55,366
Well...
288
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,882
...it will cook whatever you desire...
289
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,402
-...instantly.
-lnstantly?
290
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,000
l will demonstrate.
291
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:19,160
-lt is done.
-l don't believe it.
292
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,919
l will show you.
293
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:28,561
Did you see what l saw, Pauline?
294
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,843
l think so, Frances.
295
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:33,202
l think l'll buy one.
296
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,239
You wouldn't like it.
297
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,523
Now, really, ladies--
298
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:41,281
When you get home, it won't work.
299
00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:44,484
Miss! Miss, l'd like to see it
bake a cake.
300
00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah!
301
00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:47,926
All right.
302
00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:57,042
-What kind of a cake do you desire?
-Devil's food.
303
00:20:57,207 --> 00:21:00,563
-Food of a devil?
-Well, chocolate cake.
304
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,558
With coconut icing.
305
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,485
Here you are.
306
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,285
That's fantastic.
307
00:21:11,447 --> 00:21:14,041
-Do you know what it is?
-Sure.
308
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,516
lt's a fraud. She's a phony!
309
00:21:19,527 --> 00:21:21,324
Pardon me, ladies.
Pardon me, ladies.
310
00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:24,445
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Ladies,
will you please don't be excited?
311
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:27,041
lt's just some little misunderstanding,
l'm sure.
312
00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:30,005
l was just pitching a demo, so they
would fork over a commission.
313
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,318
That discount store across the street
sent you here to make trouble.
314
00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:34,681
-No!
-Yeah, let's go.
315
00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:36,644
-She's not going anywhere.
-Yes, she is.
316
00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:38,320
Don't let her get away!
317
00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:41,560
You can't do that!
318
00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:21,404
Jeannie.
319
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:24,286
You've been in there all evening.
Now, come on out.
320
00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:29,079
Jeannie, there's no reason
to be unhappy.
321
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:30,999
lt could have happened to anyone.
322
00:22:36,447 --> 00:22:38,358
lt could not have happened
to a modern woman.
323
00:22:39,887 --> 00:22:41,161
You were right.
324
00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:44,243
l'm a failure as a woman.
325
00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:45,886
You are not.
326
00:22:46,047 --> 00:22:48,356
You're everything a man
could want.
327
00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:50,916
You're--
You're warm and considerate.
328
00:22:51,087 --> 00:22:53,317
-Affectionate.
-Oh, master.
329
00:22:53,487 --> 00:22:55,318
You need an outlet
for all that affection.
330
00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,557
That is what l've been
trying to tell you.
331
00:22:57,727 --> 00:23:00,446
-And l have the answer.
-Yes?
332
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,635
-You need a pet.
-A pet?
333
00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:07,163
Yeah. You know, like a dog
or a cat or a parakeet.
334
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:11,123
-Did you ever own a pet back there?
-Oh, yes. Once.
335
00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:14,165
His name was Sim.
The sultan gave him to me.
336
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,124
Good. Well, first thing
tomorrow morning...
337
00:23:16,287 --> 00:23:19,040
...you run down to the pet shop
and get one just like him.
338
00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:21,562
Or better yet,
why don't you fetch old Sim here.
339
00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:24,321
Master, thou art brilliant.
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