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Once upon a time...
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... in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy...
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...an astronaut named Tony Nelsonwent up on a space mission.
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The missile went up...
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...but something went wrong,and they had to bring it down.
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Captain Nelson landed onan island in the South Pacific...
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... where he found a bottle.
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At least it looked like a bottle.
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But it didn't act like a bottle.
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Because in it was a genie.
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Oh, not your average
everyday genie...
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...but a beautiful genie...
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... who could grant any wish.
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Captain Nelson was so grateful,he set Jeannie free...
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... only she didn't want to be free.
You know how it is...
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... when you've been cooped upin a bottle for 2000 years.
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She wanted to have fun...
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...and she wanted to have itwith Captain Nelson.
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So she followed him backto Cocoa Beach...
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...a mythical townin a mythical state called Florida.
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And there in this house...
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... the girl in the bottle
plays Spin the Astronaut.
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-Good morning, master.
-Good morning, Jeannie. You hungry?
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-Yes.
-Help yourself to anything you'd like.
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l'm not on a menu.
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Try the sausage, huh?
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Wait a minute. We got an emergency
meeting call this morning.
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Oh, boy, l'm going to be late.
Excuse me.
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Thou art always away slaving.
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Say, tell you what. Tonight, when it's
really good and dark...
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...why don't l take you for a long drive
on the beach. How about that?
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That sounds wonderful.
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What shall l do all day?
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Well, you'll think of something.
Goodbye, Jeannie. l'll see you tonight.
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Jeannie....
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Jeannie, stop that.
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Because of the very nature
of this mission...
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...we're not going to force anyone
to accept this assignment.
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We're asking for a volunteer.
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Carson?
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Davenport?
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What about you, Captain Healey?
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Colonel, l'd gladly serve above
and beyond the call of duty...
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...but this is even beyond
above and beyond.
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Gentlemen, l don't mind telling
you l am bitterly disappointed.
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Surely there must be one among you
willing to undertake this assignment.
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Sir, l don't understand
what this is all about...
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-...but l'd like to--
-Thank you, Captain Nelson.
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Report immediately
to General Fletcher's office.
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Fred, what's this--? Fred?
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Guided tour?
You must be joking, general.
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l understood this
to be an important mission.
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P.J. Ferguson is the president of the
largest aerospace firm in the country.
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He has served as
a technical consultant to NATO.
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And Senator Kane of the Armed
Forces Appropriations Committee...
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...is his closest friend.
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-Are you reading me, captain?
-Loud and clear, sir.
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Mr. Ferguson and his family
are cruising on their yacht.
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They stopped by here just for today.
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And he specifically suggested
a bright, young astronaut for the tour.
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You are a bright, young astronaut,
are you not, captain?
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l always thought l was, sir,
until l volunteered for this assignment.
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The Fergusons are here, general.
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l don't intend to--
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Go back on my word, sir.
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-l'll be glad to conduct the tour.
-Good man.
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-P.J.
-Bill.
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-This is Captain Tony Nelson.
-Captain.
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-How do you do, sir?
-Mr. Ferguson and Miss Ferguson.
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Captain Nelson. l never thought
we'd get you. lt's a privilege.
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No, it's my privilege,
and an unexpected pleasure.
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Been looking forward
to this tour, captain.
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Wanted to see how our latest
component parts are working out.
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l'd be happy
to show you around, sir.
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Not too technical, Father.
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Remember,
this is still a pleasure trip.
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Boy, l feel guilty. l could have tipped
poor Tony off when he came in.
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lt's not your fault
he wanted to be a hero.
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But it's a lousy assignment
he got hung up with.
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-Miss Ferguson.
-Watch it, guys.
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This is a group
of the walking wounded.
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Shock, you know.
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This young man has real
engineering savvy, Bill.
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Made some interesting
suggestions.
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Don't get any ideas, P.J.,
we intend to keep him.
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l'd like you and your staff on board
the Nina tonight for cocktails.
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-We're sailing in the morning.
-Thank you. l'll pass out the word.
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You will be there, won't you, Tony?
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l'm sorry, Nina.
l've made other plans.
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Nothing that can't be changed,
l'm sure.
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Well, l did promise
someone else, sir, and--
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You wouldn't put pleasure
before duty, would you, captain?
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Especially since this duty
is such a pleasure.
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Yes, sir. l'll be there.
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She'll understand.
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But you don't understand.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute!
You don't understand!
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Oh, l understand.
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You promised to take me
to the beach...
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...but instead, you'd rather
go out on someone's yacht.
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l was ordered to. lt's business.
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Then l will go with you.
l am very good at business.
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Oh, no, you won't.
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-And who is to stop me?
-l am.
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Oh, come on, now.
Now, stop that, will you?
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Look, l don't have any time
to fool around. l'm late as it is.
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Jeannie, come on out of there.
Come--
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All right, stay in there.
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Jeannie, l'd like to talk to you
about tonight.
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Now, come on.
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Come closer.
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Sorry about this, Jeannie...
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...but your old master has a little
modern magic up his sleeve.
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Now, you're gonna stay at home
tonight, like a good girl.
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-Tony!
-Hi.
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-Sorry.
-Captain Roger Healey, this is Nina.
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Wow. lf you're the Nina...
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...l'd love to see what the Pinta
and the Santa Maria look like.
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And that, Captain Healey,
calls for champagne. Follow me.
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To the ends of the earth.
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-Oh, l'm sorry.
-Sorry? You're sorry...?
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Captain Roger Healey,
U.S. Army.
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Of course, you know that
if you read the newspapers.
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What's it like orbiting the Earth
at 1 8,000 miles an hour?
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Exhilarating.
The freedom of weightlessness...
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...the colour of the sunrise
and the sunsets....
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Please go on. You were
just getting to the exciting part.
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Good evening, Dr. Bellows.
We were talking a little shop.
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Sometimes you get
carried away and....
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Yes. There's more than one way...
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...of getting carried away, captain.
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Look, why don't we go inside
and talk.
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You think that we-- l saw her first.
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Captain Roger Healey...
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...Commander Jeffrey Slade,
my husband.
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Nice meeting you, commander.
Guess you saw her first.
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Nice talking--
Nice talking to you two.
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Well, honey, how are you getting
along with young Nelson?
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l want him.
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That's my girl,
straight and to the point.
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l'll say one thing for Tony...
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...he's miles above those spineless
fortune hunters l've had to chase off.
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lf we only had more time together....
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You leave it to your old dad.
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Thank you, darling.
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-Thank you.
-Well, captain, you having fun?
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Yes, sir, Mr. Ferguson.
Great party.
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Well, l'm glad
you're enjoying yourself.
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Tony, have you ever thought...
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...of what you're going to be doing
20 years from today?
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Probably flying
economy tours to Mars.
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Well, l'm going to be frank with you.
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l need a capable, young man
like you in my firm.
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Someone who can
take over for me one day.
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Well, l'm very flattered, sir.
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Being an astronaut, l--
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Well, to be frank...
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...l've made the service and
the space program my life's work.
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With Ferguson Aerospace, you'd still
be a very important part of it.
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Does it make sense?
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l don't know, sir. Frankly,
l don't think l'd be capable of it.
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We're sailing for Nassau
in the morning. Come with us.
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You'll have a lot of time to think it over
and we can become better acquainted.
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Well, l'd certainly like to, but l'm doing
some very important research, and--
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-Well, l'm afraid it'd be impossible.
-Nothing's impossible.
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-You leave it to me.
-There you are, darling.
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Will you excuse us, Daddy.
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Oh, Bill.
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Bill, l need a favour of you.
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-Anything l can do, P.J., just ask.
-l'm sailing in the morning....
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Hello, Mrs. Flaherty.
l forgot you were coming.
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lt's Thursday.
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Yeah, it is.
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You having an orgy?
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A group of my friends dropped in.
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l'm gonna be leaving town
for a few days.
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Would you mind
tidying up a little bit?
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Sure.
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Don't use the vacuum cleaner.
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There's something wrong with it,
a short, l think.
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Jeannie, listen, l'm gonna have
to leave town for a few days...
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...on a secret mission.
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Look, l'll make all this up to you
when l get back.
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l'm sorry l can't take you.
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Goodbye.
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You promised to take
the vacuum cleaner with you?
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No, of course not. lt's a big yacht,
they'll have their own.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Flaherty.
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l'll see you next week.
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Goodbye.
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You gotta be touched
to be one of those astronauts.
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Must be the thin air.
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Poor dears.
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Well, no wonder the vacuum
cleaner wouldn't work.
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lt has a handkerchief stuck in it.
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Won't he be pleased when l fix it.
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l think l stumbled on a secret weapon!
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Now, isn't this much better...
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...than being cooped up
in some silly little capsule?
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lt's not a little capsule.
lt's a rather large capsule.
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-And it's not silly.
-l'm sorry.
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That's all right.
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Right. Right. Up.
Right, right, right. Up, up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Why anyone would ever want
to be an astronaut...
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...in the first place, darling,
l'll never know.
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l guess l always want
to be above everything.
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That's another thing l like about you,
your sense of humour.
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Excuse me, Miss Ferguson.
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Your father requests
you join him in the salon.
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Thank you, Albert.
Tell him l'll be right there.
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Yes, ma'am.
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-l suppose l'd better get dressed then.
-No, you stay here...
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...and l'll see you later
for cocktails.
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Till later.
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Oh!
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A secret mission, huh?
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She did not leave many secrets.
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Jeannie. Listen, what--?
What are you doing here?
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l told you to wait in your vacuum.
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-You tricked me!
-l had to.
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-l told you, this is business.
-Business seems to be very good.
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You gotta get out of here
and go back home.
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But you will get into trouble
if l leave you, master. You need me.
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Well, l need you like l need
a hole in my space helmet.
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You want to get rid of me so you can
be alone with that long-legged one.
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l do not want to get rid of you.
lt's just that-- Well, l've had enough.
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All l want is to make you happy.
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All you're doing
is make me miserable.
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lt's getting so l can't draw
an easy breath...
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...wondering when
you're gonna pop up.
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Now, l'm not kidding.
l'm desperate.
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As you wish. Bon voyage.
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Thanks.
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-Goodbye.
-Where is she?
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She's gone.
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Man overboard!
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Tony, we've searched the entire ship.
She's not aboard.
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And there was no trace of her
in the water.
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-Of course, with all the sharks--
-There was no girl.
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-But we saw her.
-No.
242
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We heard the whole argument...
243
00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:36,603
...up to the point
when you pushed her overboard.
244
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-You think l pushed her overboard?
-Pushed who overboard?
245
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-Nobody.
-Tony, l deal in facts.
246
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,596
The fact is you managed to smuggle
a girlfriend aboard--
247
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She was not my girlfriend.
248
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,476
-Who?
-Nobody!
249
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,763
Then you told her to go home
and wait for you.
250
00:15:49,927 --> 00:15:51,565
Tony, we're only trying to help you.
251
00:15:51,727 --> 00:15:54,321
l swear, there was no girl
on board that ship.
252
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,445
-And l'm telling the truth.
-You are?
253
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,321
Then you'd better start
thinking up some lies...
254
00:16:00,487 --> 00:16:03,957
...because there isn't a jury
in the world that wouldn't hang you.
255
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,999
Well, it's bigger than a capsule.
256
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,556
Smaller than a breadbox.
257
00:16:12,727 --> 00:16:15,446
-Roger, l need your help.
-l'd do anything in the world for you.
258
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,086
-l believe in you.
-Thanks, Roge.
259
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,158
-Why'd you kill her?
-l didn't kill her...
260
00:16:19,327 --> 00:16:21,887
-...and you'll help me prove it.
-What do you want me to do?
261
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,400
l want you to go to my house.
262
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,035
-Want me to bring back something?
-No, just go to my house.
263
00:16:26,207 --> 00:16:29,199
-What for?
-l want you to talk to it.
264
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:32,165
-Go to your house and talk to it?
-Yes, yes.
265
00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:34,443
A house is like-- Like a living thing.
266
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,121
Over the years,
it develops vibrations.
267
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,164
You know, like a dog.
268
00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:41,079
-Your house is like a dog?
-Yeah.
269
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:43,886
Haven't you ever noticed how people
and their dogs look alike?
270
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:45,241
Well, the same with houses.
271
00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:47,477
Yeah, l've noticed that.
Yeah, l've noticed that.
272
00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:50,525
l want you to go in the living room
and talk to the walls.
273
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:54,646
ls there anything in particular
you want me to say to them?
274
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:58,117
-Say, ''Tony's in trouble.''
-Tony's in trouble.
275
00:16:58,287 --> 00:16:59,925
-''Tony needs you.''
-Tony needs you.
276
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,681
-''Tony's very fond of you.''
-Tony's very fond of you.
277
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,407
-'' But you're hurting him deeply.''
-You're hurting him deeply.
278
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,286
'' lf you realized you were hurting him,
you wouldn't be doing it.''
279
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:11,007
lf you realized you were hurting him,
you wouldn't be doing it.
280
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:13,806
-That's it.
-Any particular wall you're close to?
281
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:17,596
Yeah, yeah.
Try the wall nearest the fireplace.
282
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,759
The wall near the fireplace.
Nice warm wall, that's good.
283
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:24,363
And have a word with my vacuum
cleaner too. lt's in the hall closet.
284
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,166
l wouldn't leave without saying hello
to your vacuum cleaner.
285
00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:29,716
Thanks. Thanks, Roge.
l'm depending on you.
286
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:32,037
Promise me you'll do this.
lt means life or death.
287
00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:34,846
-l know it sounds far out, but--
-Far out?
288
00:17:35,447 --> 00:17:38,120
l'll be glad to do it. Guard!
289
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:42,200
l'm depending on you.
Here. Here are the keys.
290
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:45,006
Yeah, that's right. Keys.
Gotta have the keys.
291
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,123
-l'll do it.
-Thanks, buddy.
292
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:43,004
Hello.
293
00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:57,877
Hi, l'm Roger Healey.
Tony sent me.
294
00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:04,803
He wanted me to tell you that he was
in trouble, and that he needs you.
295
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:07,765
And he's very fond of you, and....
296
00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:10,441
That you're hurting him deeply.
297
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,837
lf you knew what you were doing
to that poor guy...
298
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:24,599
...you wouldn't be doing it.
299
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:27,964
You should be a--
You should be ashamed of yourself.
300
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:31,483
l mean,
what's he ever done to you?
301
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,801
l wouldn't ask this for myself...
302
00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:42,084
...but just for Tony's sake,
have a heart, huh?
303
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,841
Be a pal, just this once.
304
00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:47,237
-Captain Healey.
-Yes, sir?
305
00:19:47,407 --> 00:19:50,683
-What were you doing?
-l was talking to the wall, sir.
306
00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:54,597
-May l ask why?
-Yes, sir. Tony asked me to.
307
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,758
l know this sounds wild, sir,
but you see...
308
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,883
...houses get to be your friends,
like dogs.
309
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,322
And Tony wanted the walls
to know he was in trouble.
310
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,240
He wanted the walls to know
he was in trouble.
311
00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,967
This wall is
a particular friend of his.
312
00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:10,361
l think you'd better get back
to the base, captain.
313
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:14,042
l'll take over. There's more here
than meets the eye.
314
00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:16,801
-Could l have a couple more minutes?
-What for?
315
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,164
Tony asked me to have a talk
with his vacuum cleaner.
316
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:23,718
l'll talk to it. You run along.
317
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:26,799
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. lt's in the closet.
318
00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:37,397
They're all cracking up.
319
00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,799
Good morning.
320
00:20:57,807 --> 00:21:00,799
Good morning. l'm Dr. Bellows.
321
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,800
l'm a friend of Captain Nelson's.
322
00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:10,765
l wish l knew what your secret was.
323
00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:15,320
Well, whatever it is,
we don't need any more evidence.
324
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:22,040
Captain Nelson is where he can't
get into any more trouble.
325
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,444
What is a Nassau?
326
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:42,405
Don't go away.
Stay right where you are.
327
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,762
First you tell me to leave you
and never come back.
328
00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:48,124
And then you say, ''Jeannie,
stay where you are. Don't go away.''
329
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:52,439
-Well, what is it you really want of me?
-l want you to stay right where you are.
330
00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:54,484
lf l stay,
will you make me a promise?
331
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,875
Anything. Anything you want.
332
00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:58,356
You will not put me in
the vacuum cleaner again.
333
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,961
Well, of course not.
That was a terrible thing to do.
334
00:22:01,647 --> 00:22:04,719
And that woman with the bad legs,
you will not see her again?
335
00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:06,605
She didn't have bad le--
336
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,120
l'll never see her again.
337
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:12,007
And you will take me
to the beach tonight?
338
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,078
Yes, Jeannie,
anywhere you want to go.
339
00:22:14,247 --> 00:22:16,636
You are wonderful.
340
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:18,035
l will stay.
341
00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:24,076
General.
342
00:22:24,247 --> 00:22:25,965
Mr. Ferguson.
343
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:32,237
-Look who's here.
-l phoned Dr. Bellows. He'll be right--
344
00:22:32,407 --> 00:22:35,763
-Who is that?
-That's the girl on the yacht.
345
00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:38,322
Just call me Jeannie.
346
00:22:39,287 --> 00:22:42,199
Yes, just call her Jeannie.
347
00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,403
You sure you won't be
needing these things?
348
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,842
No. lf l never see a yacht again,
it'll be too soon.
349
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:55,316
That's a shame.
The party on the yacht we chartered...
350
00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,876
...will be a real gas.
Sure you won't change your mind?
351
00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,117
-Give my best to the gang.
-You'll be sorry.
352
00:23:00,287 --> 00:23:03,677
l'm gonna spend a nice,
quiet weekend with a bottle.
353
00:23:03,847 --> 00:23:07,806
After what you've been through,
l don't blame you. See you, Tony.
354
00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:23,637
-l am ready.
-All right, Jeannie...
355
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:25,923
...where do you want to go?
356
00:23:27,767 --> 00:23:30,201
Where we will not be
interrupted.
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