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(plane buzzing)
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(birds chirping)
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(calm melody)
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(door knocking)
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(door creaking)
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- You're early.
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- No, no, I'm not.
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- What time is it?
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- Seven.
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- Did we say seven?
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- Yeah.
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It's okay, it's okay, can I come in?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
- Thanks.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- It's good to see you.
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- It's good to see you, too.
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- You look dressed up.
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- Oh, I didn't know where we were going,
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so I figured
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better to be...
- Going?
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- For dinner.
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- I made dinner 'cause I
thought we were staying
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which of course we're not
and I'm gonna go get dressed.
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- No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
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- It's no big deal, I'm gonna
get changed and I'll just--
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- No, actually, now
that you said something,
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I would love to stay in.
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- Yeah?
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- [Beth] Yeah.
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- Okay, great.
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- It looks nice in here,
you did something different,
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the lights are nice.
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- Oh, yeah, nothing else really.
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I did try this new
technique called cleaning.
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- Cleaning, I'm not familiar.
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Well, it looks good, yeah.
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What should I do with this?
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- I'll take it and I'll put it away.
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You sure you thought we
were going out tonight?
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The food might take a while,
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do you want me to open this now?
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- [Beth] No, I can wait.
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- Okay.
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I'll just put this away.
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- [Beth] So, we having spaghetti?
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- How did you guess that?
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- 'Cause you only know
how to make two things
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and one of them is scrabbled eggs
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and the other one is spaghetti.
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This doesn't go in the refrigerator,
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just a reminder, red wine.
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- Red wine does not go in the fridge,
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testing you and you passed.
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- Yes.
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Winner.
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That is a lot of alcohol
in there, you got enough?
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- Yes, I'm gonna go get ready now.
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- No, it's fine, you
don't have to do that.
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- You expect me to stand
around dressed like a frat boy
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and you're walking around in your gown.
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(Beth laughing)
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- Gown, I overdressed, you look fine.
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- Oh, it's just that, you know,
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you look great.
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- Thanks.
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I change my mind, I am gonna have some.
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- I read recently
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that you are supposed
to do that more often.
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- Do what?
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- Like compliment.
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- You just found that out,
just now, in adulthood?
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- Yeah, I don't read very much.
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- Do you want some?
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- No, no, I hate wine, you know that.
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- I mean, I know that.
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I just figured you start cleaning now,
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you're a brand new man,
turned over a new leaf.
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So, you're a reader now?
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- Yeah, no, not really.
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I just read like magazines
at the doctor's office
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and stuff like that.
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- What were you at the
doctor's office for?
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- No, I don't know,
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I just haven't really
been feeling well lately.
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I haven't been sleeping a whole lot,
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what about you, have you been working?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I've been picking up more shifts
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what about you?
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- Same thing.
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Yeah, I'm just trying
to keep myself occupied.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna get myself a drink.
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Jump shot.
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I'm gonna get that later.
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- No, you should just leave it.
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It really classes up the place,
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it goes with the art deco theme.
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- That's true and it gives
me an excuse not to clean up
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which I love.
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- Yeah, I know.
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You could start with the bottle cap
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and then just move on
to like tackier stuff.
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- Tackier stuff?
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Like one of those big plastic hand chairs?
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I'd get one of those.
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I would look good sitting in one of those.
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That's the epitome of tacky.
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- That's good, you should have a show.
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Yeah.
- My own show, yeah.
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Decorating with Garbage.
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- No way, man.
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- What?
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- No way, it's gotta be like way bigger,
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like the big announcer comes
in like, "Trash your house."
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- Trash your house.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, I'll
drink to that, all right.
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God, you gotta be...
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I'm gonna go take that shower now, okay?
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- Okay.
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Oh, man.
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- I'm gonna go find my dignity somewhere.
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- What am I supposed to do?
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- You can pick out a movie
for us to watch after dinner.
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I have new ones up there.
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- I'm supposed to pick out a movie?
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- Yes.
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- I never get to pick out a movie.
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- Well, you can now.
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- Where's Drew?
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What have you done with him?
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- Drew is gonna go drink his sweatshirt,
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so I will be back in a
little amount of time.
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It's not a big deal.
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(shower water running)
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(door grinding)
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- Looking good.
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- I do my best.
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Did you pick out a movie?
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- I read your magazine.
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- What?
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- One from the doctor's office.
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The Psychology of a Successful Evening
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for 16 year old girls.
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- I actually have no idea
what you're talking about.
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I don't know whose magazine that is.
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- Oh, sure, no, certainly not.
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- I just wanted tonight to go smoothly.
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I wanna make sure that we can be friends.
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- That's silly.
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- Why?
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- Because we're already friends,
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you don't have to like impress
me for us to be friends.
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- Impress you, what do you mean?
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- You know what I mean.
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- You haven't felt like the past few weeks
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have been totally weird?
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- No, they've been totally weird,
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but it's not because we're not friends.
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- Well, why is it then?
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- Because you're not there.
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- Well, see, that's exactly
what I'm talking about,
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I'm not there.
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We haven't seen each
other since we broke up
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and we haven't even talked on the phone
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until I called you yesterday
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to see if you wanted to come out tonight.
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- Isn't that kind of normal?
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We both need space.
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- For what?
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- To get over it and move on.
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- And you're getting over it?
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- [Beth] I think I'm
doing an okay job, yeah.
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- Then what are we doing here?
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- [Beth] You said you
wanted to be friends.
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- I do wanna be friends.
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I'm sorry, I do.
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(somber melody)
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- What?
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- Nothing, I just...
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Your dress.
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I thought we weren't trying
to impress each other.
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- I changed my mind.
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- Going out?
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I guess we're going out.
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(indistinct chatter)
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- Yeah.
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Do you really think I
didn't know about that?
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- No.
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I mean, all guys do it,
I just thought that,
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only I thought you didn't
know about the sock thing.
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- I mean, I didn't know it at first.
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It took me a little
while to figure it out.
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I found one that felt like cardboard
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and I put two and two together.
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- [Drew] That's good old Sally.
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She's been there for the long haul.
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- What?
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(lamp buzzing)
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So, how does it work exactly?
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- Still?
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- Like what's your process with said sock?
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Do you have it there the whole time?
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Does it come in at the end?
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- I don't know, it could go either way.
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Normally, she comes in at the end, but...
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I meant to say it not she, it--
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- You did mean that.
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Is that because of the
like cardboard factor?
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- Exactly.
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- Got it.
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Interesting.
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- Embarrassing is more like it.
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- Why is that embarrassing?
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Lots of people do that,
I do stuff like that.
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- What are you doing with a sock?
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- [Beth] I'm serious.
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- I'm not saying you're not serious.
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I don't know, I can't imagine...
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I'm sorry, I'm not saying
you're uptight or anything,
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it's just that--
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- You are, you think I
don't know how to be sexy.
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- No, I think that going to town on a sock
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does not make me feel sexy
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and you're not the most
adventurous person.
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- Hey!
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what about that time I wore
that schoolgirl outfit for you?
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- [Drew] Yes, one time, you
never wore it again after that.
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- [Beth] Because you
said it was more about
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the cotton panties than anything.
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- I also said that the plaid
skirt was totally sexy,
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but you are right.
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- You didn't.
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- I did, but I did also say the thing
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about the cotton panties, you're right.
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- And what did I do?
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I went out and bought like a ton of them,
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literally dozens in every
different color the next day
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because you said you liked them.
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- You know I do remember
you saying something
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about them being more comfortable.
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- Yes, they are
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and I'd rather not have
to spend a million dollars
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at Victoria's secret and
brave the bins with the masses
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and just buy a pack of five
for six bucks at Target, yeah.
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- But you bought my favorite
ones at Victoria's Secret.
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- Which ones?
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- The black, the lacy
ones with the stripes.
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(Drew growling)
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Those are so sexy.
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What?
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(Drew pursing)
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You're doing that on purpose.
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- [Beth] I didn't.
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- You totally did
- [Beth] I swear I didn't
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do it on purpose.
- Did that on purpose.
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Right.
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You just happen to have them on tonight.
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- [Beth] Total fluke.
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- I think you're lying
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'cause I haven't seen
those in a decade at least.
268
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,350
- Yeah, well.
269
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,580
You're wrong, it was just a coincidence.
270
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,760
- [Drew] Really?
271
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,950
These are your coincidence underwear,
272
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:52,800
you just happen to be wearing
them tonight of all nights,
273
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,633
that's your story?
274
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,466
- [Beth] Yep.
275
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- [Drew] All right.
276
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,060
- Am I supposed to go first?
277
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,180
Okay, I'll go first.
278
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:08,740
(Drew snoring)
279
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,970
Okay, okay, okay.
280
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,870
I...
281
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:15,733
masturbate.
282
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,080
- Yeah, and?
283
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,110
- That's it.
284
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:23,943
Your turn.
285
00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:24,776
- What?
286
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,060
What do you mean?
287
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:28,893
That's it.
288
00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:33,950
Saying I masturbate is
like saying I eat cereal,
289
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,793
it's a daily occurrence.
290
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,343
- I don't eat cereal every day.
291
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:40,666
- But do you masturbate every day?
292
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,540
- I mean, sometimes.
293
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,140
I don't have like some kind
of ridiculous streak going on,
294
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:48,320
but yeah, I have spreads
where I masturbate every day.
295
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,180
What about you?
296
00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:57,620
- Now, that I'm thinking about it.
297
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,750
I guess if we're counting
consecutive days played,
298
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,700
I've probably long since past
Cal Ripken's iron man record.
299
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:11,830
- Is that a long time?
300
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,300
- Yeah, it's like in the thousands.
301
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,770
Like 5,000.
302
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,680
- 5,000 days in a row.
303
00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,610
That's like 14 years.
304
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,353
What can I say?
305
00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:30,030
I discovered myself as a young
man and I never went back.
306
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,740
- How do you even fit it in every day?
307
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,820
- For guys, it is like
eating cereal, it really is.
308
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,090
Sometimes you have it for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
309
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,930
- Had three times a day,
multiple times a day?
310
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,030
- My personal best is five times in a day.
311
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,490
Why are you making that face?
312
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,800
- Five times a day?
313
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,540
- Yeah, it was awesome at the time.
314
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:53,540
I stayed home from school,
Ferris Bueller style,
315
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:58,160
and it was just when our
parents got internet,
316
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,760
so I was just introduced
to online pornography
317
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,880
for the first time.
- Oh god.
318
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:09,540
- The problem was that we
had that dial-up connection,
319
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,510
so the jpegs were like.
320
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,410
I finished several times
321
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,810
before the picture was even done that day.
322
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,040
True statement.
323
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,080
- [Beth] That is a problem.
324
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,410
- I don't know if it's a problem.
325
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:31,970
So, now it's your turn.
326
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,140
- You have to elaborate.
327
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,680
Stop stalling and give me an answer.
328
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,513
- I'm not stalling.
329
00:20:40,513 --> 00:20:41,346
- You are too.
330
00:20:41,346 --> 00:20:42,179
- I'm not stalling.
331
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,730
- [Drew] You are dramatically
avoiding the question.
332
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,610
- I am not avoiding the question.
333
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,790
I'm perfectly fine discussing this stuff.
334
00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:51,770
- Lay it on me.
335
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:52,620
- I'm super open.
336
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,460
I sometimes
337
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:05,470
take my pocket rocket to work with me.
338
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,920
- Your what?
339
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,270
- Pocket rocket.
340
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,460
- What's a pocket rocket?
341
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,213
- Seriously.
342
00:21:14,213 --> 00:21:15,046
- Yeah.
343
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:16,408
- It's like one of the...
344
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,790
It's like one of the little like,
345
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,460
the little vibrators.
346
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,722
I have like a little remote control.
347
00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:22,960
- What?
348
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,840
- Yeah.
349
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,820
- It's got a remote control on it.
350
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,370
- Yeah.
351
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,520
Some of 'em come with, they're
like shaped like butterflies
352
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,370
and have like straps so you
can wear 'em under your,
353
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,203
yeah, yeah.
354
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,220
- [Drew] You did that?
355
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,890
- No, I don't have those,
I have a regular one.
356
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,520
Like a civilized person.
- Right.
357
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,640
- I don't have a butterfly that straps
358
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,340
to my vagina.
- Like a normal pocket rocket.
359
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,510
That's an intense name.
360
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,050
Did you use it like multiple
times a day at work, is that--
361
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:49,550
- No, I freaked out when you
said multiple times a day.
362
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:50,383
- That's true, I don't know.
363
00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:51,569
- I didn't even know that was a thing.
364
00:21:51,569 --> 00:21:54,430
- I didn't know pocket
rockets were a thing.
365
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,140
- No, I just like,
366
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,670
we have one of those like
single person bathrooms.
367
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:00,503
- Oh, yeah.
368
00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:02,860
- And it locks and it has a fan.
369
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:03,960
- You're a dirty girl.
370
00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:10,330
In a good way, it's in a good
way, that's totally fine.
371
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,880
Pocket rocket, lesson learned.
372
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,390
Wow, you look really
embarrassed right now,
373
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:19,311
are you actually embarrassed?
374
00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:20,144
- [Beth] No.
375
00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:21,430
- You're not?
376
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,263
Good.
377
00:22:22,263 --> 00:22:23,096
- [Beth] No.
378
00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:27,310
- [Drew] You don't have anything
to feel embarrassed about.
379
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,143
- Right.
380
00:22:28,143 --> 00:22:29,680
- 'Cause I fucked a couch once.
381
00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:35,203
- What?
382
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:38,800
- I guess if we're
putting it all out there,
383
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,850
I should admit that I fucked a couch.
384
00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:45,540
- What does that even mean,
what does that entail?
385
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:49,460
- I heard that if you
put a particular solution
386
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,720
into a Ziploc baggy
387
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,660
and place that baggy inside of a crevasse
388
00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,300
and fornicate with said crevasse,
389
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:59,440
then it is something else and I tried it.
390
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:02,322
- And was it something else?
391
00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:04,025
- It was definitely else.
392
00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:05,813
- It's just something,
it was something else.
393
00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:08,211
- It was definitely something.
394
00:23:08,211 --> 00:23:09,300
- When?
395
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,520
Wait, first of all, okay, wait a minute.
396
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,980
What possessed you to
come up with that idea?
397
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:15,813
- I found it on the--
398
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,585
- that particular recipe
recipe for madness.
399
00:23:17,585 --> 00:23:19,270
- I didn't come up with it.
400
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,950
I found that shit on the internet.
401
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:22,360
We have come a long way.
402
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,560
- By searching for what?
403
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,760
You googled, you typed into Google?
404
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,850
- Innovative masturbation techniques.
405
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,160
- You really searched that,
406
00:23:35,719 --> 00:23:36,830
you were out of ideas?
407
00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,330
- Wouldn't you if you were looking
408
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:41,360
for innovative masturbation techniques,
409
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,210
wouldn't you google quote
innovative masturbation ideas?
410
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:47,160
- No, I'd ask a friend, phone a friend.
411
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,250
- You think any friend would be like,
412
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,890
"Yeah, dude, you definitely
gotta try fucking a couch
413
00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,430
"one of these days, it's primo."
414
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,707
- Girls talk about that stuff.
415
00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:55,740
- [Drew] They talk about fucking couches?
416
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,573
- No.
417
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,740
How would...
418
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,440
- I felt like I wasn't
alone in the universe
419
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,490
for a second there.
420
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,350
- How would we fuck couches?
421
00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:07,300
I don't think we have the
necessary equipment accoutrement.
422
00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:09,854
- You're probably right.
423
00:24:11,270 --> 00:24:13,470
I never looked back, though.
424
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,100
- That is bizarre.
425
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:19,820
- Thank you for making me
feel very self-conscious.
426
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,670
- Well, I'm sorry and you're welcome.
427
00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:27,710
- I had a very interesting adolescence.
428
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:33,913
- Okay.
429
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,290
So, tell me.
430
00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:40,560
Why the obsession with the
most basic of underwear?
431
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:43,850
- I don't know.
432
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,070
Cotton feels nice to the touch
433
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,320
and it hugs the hips in
all the right places.
434
00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:51,880
I don't know, I like simple.
435
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,940
I think that all those little
stringy things are just weird.
436
00:24:57,940 --> 00:25:00,090
They're just up in the butt.
437
00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,110
That's a string in your
butt, it just creeps me out.
438
00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:04,190
- [Beth] So, you prefer fabric to skin?
439
00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:05,023
- Yes.
440
00:25:05,023 --> 00:25:06,800
Unless we're talking about
like flat out nakedness,
441
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,600
then get naked every time,
that's fine, I'd prefer that.
442
00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,770
What about you?
443
00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:17,070
What is your fascination
with my gray boxer briefs?
444
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,530
- I think that gray's a good color on you,
445
00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:24,490
on you in particular.
446
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:25,890
It's not like I like gray boxer briefs
447
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:27,200
on every man in the world.
448
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:29,627
Just you.
449
00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:35,650
But I do think that boxer
briefs hug in the right places.
450
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,860
- They most definitely hug.
451
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,240
- You're wearing 'em
right now, aren't you?
452
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,073
Yeah, you are.
453
00:25:45,073 --> 00:25:45,906
- I can neither confirm
454
00:25:45,906 --> 00:25:46,852
nor deny
- [Beth] Yeah, I know you are.
455
00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:48,460
that I'm currently wearing.
- Show me.
456
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,720
Let me at 'em, show me.
457
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,730
- Really, right now?
458
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,290
- Yeah, yeah.
459
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,123
Yeah.
460
00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:55,220
- There you go.
461
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,053
- I didn't even see that,
462
00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:57,340
the damn console's in the way.
- You should've been
463
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,180
paying attention.
- I showed you my ass
464
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:00,780
in traffic, you better pull
your pants down, mister.
465
00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:03,820
- I don't know if you've
ever said anything
466
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,030
so awesome to me in all the
years that I've known you
467
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:09,640
and for being awesome I will show you.
468
00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:15,619
God, there's never any
room when you, oh, shit.
469
00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:18,286
(Beth laughing)
470
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:22,920
- There's yogurt in my crotch.
471
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,753
- Yeah.
472
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:27,640
- There's frozen yogurt
ice cream in my crotch.
473
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,770
It's surprisingly still
cold after all this time.
474
00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:32,603
- You're ready to go.
475
00:26:32,603 --> 00:26:36,300
We'll get you a Ziploc bag
and you are ready to go.
476
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,438
- You brought that full
circle, didn't you?
477
00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:38,521
- Yeah.
- Are you proud of yourself?
478
00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:40,271
- Yeah, a little bit.
479
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,130
- It's all over my crotch.
480
00:26:44,130 --> 00:26:45,589
This is the worst.
481
00:26:45,589 --> 00:26:47,020
- Oh, that is the worst.
482
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,440
- Did you at least see the boxer briefs?
483
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,810
- [Beth] No.
484
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,130
- [Drew] Well, now they're purple,
485
00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,330
they're really gray and purple.
486
00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:54,439
- [Beth] Purple's good on you, too,
487
00:26:54,439 --> 00:26:55,710
you can wear gray and purple, it matches.
488
00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:57,870
- Probably go home so I can wash this off.
489
00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:05,265
God, that was fucking hot.
490
00:27:28,745 --> 00:27:32,440
- Hope you don't mind,
my dress was a little.
491
00:27:33,636 --> 00:27:34,469
You know.
492
00:27:35,596 --> 00:27:37,872
- No, I don't know.
493
00:27:37,872 --> 00:27:39,610
- [Beth] That was a lot of
information we shared in the car,
494
00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:41,090
I'm feeling kinda weird about it.
495
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:41,923
- [Drew] Are you?
496
00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,020
- [Beth] Yeah.
497
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:43,870
- [Drew] I don't think it's weird.
498
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,703
- [Beth] Just a little.
499
00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:45,620
- I just find it very difficult
500
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,470
to look at you in the eyes right now.
501
00:27:49,328 --> 00:27:50,428
- It was nice, though.
502
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,673
- Yeah?
503
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:53,506
- Yeah.
504
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,210
I like talking about stuff like that.
505
00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:59,090
I feel like we just kinda couldn't before.
506
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,050
We should've talked about that earlier.
507
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,700
Now, there's kinda nothing to lose,
508
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:11,700
so it's like I'll just
tell you about my habits.
509
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:16,257
- Really, it's easier now,
it wasn't easy before?
510
00:28:16,257 --> 00:28:17,090
- I don't know.
511
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,730
It's different when you have to look
512
00:28:22,730 --> 00:28:25,030
someone in the eye every day.
513
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,810
Could blame it on the wine if I wanted.
514
00:28:26,810 --> 00:28:28,465
- You could.
515
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:29,744
I don't think it's the wine, though.
516
00:28:29,744 --> 00:28:31,620
- [Beth] No, it's not the wine.
517
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:35,190
- Nope 'cause I shared way
too much information as well.
518
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,080
Oh, I'm happy about
it, don't get me wrong.
519
00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:41,383
That was fun.
520
00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:43,750
That was a lot of fun.
521
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:52,940
We could try again.
522
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,070
- No, we couldn't.
523
00:28:59,070 --> 00:28:59,930
- Just like that.
524
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,290
Was our relationship bad?
525
00:29:03,622 --> 00:29:06,130
- No, what, no.
526
00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,890
- Why not, we were good together.
527
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:09,620
- We were great together until
we weren't great together.
528
00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:15,060
- I think we can work through that.
529
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:16,260
- Has something changed?
530
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,620
- I mean, not really.
531
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:27,290
- So, what you really is
I could work through that.
532
00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:30,240
- No, that is not what I'm saying.
533
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,073
Beth.
534
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:32,853
Beth.
535
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,542
We could always talk it through, you know.
536
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,280
- And then what?
537
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,350
You promise me you're gonna change.
538
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,270
- Maybe.
539
00:29:52,270 --> 00:29:53,103
- No, thank you.
540
00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:00,290
- So, you're telling me that the thing
541
00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:02,030
that broke us up in the first place,
542
00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:04,660
you're thinking that I'm
incapable of changing,
543
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:06,390
I am now showing you,
544
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,310
telling you that I'm capable of changing
545
00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:10,030
and you're just not interested.
546
00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,000
- [Beth] That's right.
547
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,520
- That's so confusing.
548
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,353
- No, it isn't.
549
00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,570
What would happen in this scenario?
550
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:22,490
Two options, one, you pretend
to be something you're not
551
00:30:22,490 --> 00:30:23,730
and then end up resenting me for it.
552
00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:25,110
Yes, you would.
553
00:30:25,110 --> 00:30:27,520
Or you change into somebody different
554
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,910
and I don't know that person.
555
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,890
- So, do you want me
to change or not change
556
00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:31,880
or maybe you want me to change
557
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,180
into something very, very specific,
558
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,970
I don't fucking know, Jesus
Christ, Beth, what do you want?
559
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,140
- I don't wanna be fighting with you.
560
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,210
- You're right, I'm sorry.
561
00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,541
I didn't mean to snap at you
562
00:30:57,541 --> 00:30:58,374
- I know.
563
00:30:58,374 --> 00:31:01,310
- I guess I just don't wanna
talk about this right now.
564
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:12,640
I think I need some real
food, I'm gonna make dinner.
565
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,360
- I do not want any, I'm not hungry.
566
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,325
- You're not hungry?
567
00:31:15,325 --> 00:31:16,158
- [Beth] No.
568
00:31:16,158 --> 00:31:16,991
- [Drew] 'Cause the human body
569
00:31:16,991 --> 00:31:20,440
needs more than just wine and ice cream.
570
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,273
- Says who?
571
00:31:21,273 --> 00:31:22,180
- Everybody.
572
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,083
- No way.
573
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,140
I'll just have some
bread or something later.
574
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,551
- Yeah, I don't think I have any bread.
575
00:31:30,551 --> 00:31:32,540
- Of course you don't.
576
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,190
Do you have any crackers, chips?
577
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,500
- Yeah, yeah, in the pantry.
578
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,240
- Cool, I will have some of those.
579
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,890
- Okay, if you change
your mind, let me know.
580
00:31:39,890 --> 00:31:41,230
I'm gonna make dinner
581
00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:44,560
because my crotch got
most of my ice cream.
582
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,010
- I can't believe you stole that magazine
583
00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:50,063
from the doctor's office.
584
00:31:50,063 --> 00:31:52,540
- [Drew] Well, they
were out of Highlights.
585
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:56,250
- [Beth] I'm gonna finish that article.
586
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,000
- [Drew] Why, so you can impress me?
587
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,740
How far did you get into it?
588
00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:06,640
- Right into the part
where they talk about
589
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,640
doing things you used to do as a couple.
590
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:33,622
What are you doing?
591
00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:37,760
- Nothing, just looking at you.
592
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,310
- Are you enjoying the view?
593
00:33:03,063 --> 00:33:04,646
What are you doing?
594
00:33:07,892 --> 00:33:10,809
- Nothing, I'm just looking at you.
595
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,023
- Okay.
596
00:33:40,613 --> 00:33:43,696
(soft gentle melody)
597
00:34:41,832 --> 00:34:43,147
I finished that article.
598
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,041
- Yeah, what you think?
599
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,670
- [Beth] Good points and bad points.
600
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:47,503
- Such as?
601
00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:52,870
You finished that whole bottle?
602
00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:53,703
- Yeah.
603
00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:55,828
- Impressive.
604
00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:57,070
- Wasn't like it was that fast.
605
00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,220
- A couple of hours.
606
00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,760
- Like I said not that fast
607
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,619
plus technically bottle's not finished
608
00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:03,087
until I drink this class.
609
00:35:03,087 --> 00:35:04,312
Cheers.
610
00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,440
- I have no idea how you drink that stuff.
611
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,241
- It's good for you,
it's good for your heart,
612
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,040
and it shows class.
613
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,080
- So much class.
614
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,500
- [Beth] It just gives
you a dignified presence.
615
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,328
- So dignified.
616
00:35:18,328 --> 00:35:20,456
I was gonna ask you if
you wanted a funnel, but--
617
00:35:20,456 --> 00:35:22,400
- Oh, very funny, that's very funny.
618
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,233
- I am a very funny person.
619
00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:24,640
- I'm laughing.
620
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,890
What are you making for
dinner, gourmet chef?
621
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:34,570
- This is called scramble eggs.
622
00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:35,570
- Scramble?
623
00:35:35,570 --> 00:35:36,403
- Yep.
624
00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:39,980
It's a French use of
625
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:42,600
young poultry.
626
00:35:45,414 --> 00:35:46,664
- And, fromage?
627
00:35:47,774 --> 00:35:49,299
- And fromage, yes.
628
00:35:49,299 --> 00:35:51,050
- I think I'd like those crackers now.
629
00:35:52,170 --> 00:35:53,980
- Then you can get them out of the pantry.
630
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:58,973
- You don't have one of those.
631
00:35:58,973 --> 00:36:01,140
- Au contraire, mon frere.
632
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,293
Bam!
633
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,563
- This is your pantry.
634
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,396
- Yep.
635
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:08,853
I broke it,
636
00:36:08,853 --> 00:36:10,030
so I might as well get
some sort of use out of it.
637
00:36:10,030 --> 00:36:11,630
- [Beth] How, how did you possibly
638
00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:12,810
break the dishwasher?
- [Drew] I have no idea.
639
00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:14,210
I killed it somehow.
640
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:16,643
- [Beth] Ooh.
641
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:19,000
- [Drew] Change your mind on the crackers?
642
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,360
- Noms, yeah.
643
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,030
Why would I have crackers
when there's chips and salsa?
644
00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:25,380
- Because there's no salsa.
645
00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:29,980
There's ketchup in there, though.
646
00:36:31,438 --> 00:36:32,776
- Gross.
647
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,976
- It's not gross, it's
made out of tomatoes.
648
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,800
- Is it?
649
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,400
- It says it right there,
they're the same thing.
650
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,760
- Okay.
651
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,020
- It's like liquid salsa.
652
00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:47,730
- [Beth] I'm gonna give you a preview,
653
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,240
you know what this ketchup
chip tortilla magic
654
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,433
might taste like.
655
00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:57,708
- You know, I'm gonna be
all right with the eggs.
656
00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:59,200
- [Beth] Just try it,
it's just like salsa.
657
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,033
- [Drew] Nope.
658
00:37:00,033 --> 00:37:00,866
- Tomatoes.
659
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,050
- [Beth] I'm gonna pass.
660
00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:03,883
- But for sure?
661
00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:04,800
- [Drew] Yep.
- It's delicious.
662
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,753
- Nope.
663
00:37:05,753 --> 00:37:06,940
(Beth mimicking airplane)
664
00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,450
It's a hard pass.
665
00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:09,283
Stop doing that
666
00:37:09,283 --> 00:37:10,255
I'm not a baby.
- It's an airplane.
667
00:37:10,255 --> 00:37:12,530
- I'm not a baby.
- Airplane and you are a baby
668
00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:13,810
'cause you won't eat this.
669
00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:15,030
You're a wimpy baby.
670
00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,110
- It's not gonna work.
671
00:37:22,029 --> 00:37:25,540
Oh, payback is such a bitch.
672
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:32,020
Here, just wash it down with
some wine when you're done.
673
00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,073
You're so sexy right now.
674
00:37:35,073 --> 00:37:36,050
- [Beth] Who's pretty as this?
675
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,365
- You're so sexy.
676
00:37:37,365 --> 00:37:39,810
- You have two seconds to shut the fuck up
677
00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:40,650
and back away from me.
678
00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:43,140
- I can't move, you've cornered me
679
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,880
with your chips and
ketchup, your ketchips.
680
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,570
- Good payback.
681
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:51,720
- Are you ready for some
gourmet eggs and cheese now?
682
00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:55,220
What's wrong?
683
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,730
Does it still have a terrible aftertaste?
684
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:57,858
You're gonna wash it down
with some cheesy eggs.
685
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,070
- I'm mad at you, I can't
talk to you right now.
686
00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:00,993
- Cheesy eggs.
687
00:38:00,993 --> 00:38:04,510
Queso y eggs.
688
00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:05,760
My Spanish is terrible.
689
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,010
- Huevos.
690
00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:08,760
- Huevos rancheros.
691
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,430
Unfortunately, my Spanish
is not as good as my cooking
692
00:38:12,430 --> 00:38:16,734
which is amazing, so you're welcome.
693
00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:17,760
- You know, I can't wait.
694
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,320
You should make like breakfast nachos.
695
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,430
- Do you want me to add
the cheese before or after?
696
00:38:23,430 --> 00:38:24,680
You can ask the chef.
697
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,976
Do you like the cheese in there or on top?
698
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:30,809
A sprinkling--
699
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,642
- On top.
700
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:32,960
- A smattering of cheese.
701
00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:39,270
I can get some nacho cheese.
- A dice roll of cheese.
702
00:38:39,270 --> 00:38:41,350
- I have varying kinds of cheeses.
703
00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:44,363
This is a Mexican four cheese
704
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:47,570
and I have Kraft singles in there
705
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:49,700
that I made grilled cheeseses with.
706
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:52,040
I'm sure I have nacho cheese in there.
707
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,040
Queso from Vito.
708
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,440
I have all sorts of
interesting cheese in there.
709
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,290
The next time you talk about
my gourmet eggs, think twice.
710
00:39:22,017 --> 00:39:24,600
(pan sizzling)
711
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:12,542
Are you sure you don't want any?
712
00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:13,559
- [Beth] I'm fine.
713
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:14,809
- They're good.
714
00:41:15,694 --> 00:41:17,273
- I'm fine.
715
00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:19,773
(dance music)
716
00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,747
- What do you wanna talk about?
717
00:41:41,906 --> 00:41:46,323
- [Beth] I don't know,
whatever you wanna talk about.
718
00:42:09,408 --> 00:42:10,869
("Midnight" by Marc Hampson)
719
00:42:10,869 --> 00:42:12,452
What are you doing?
720
00:42:17,271 --> 00:42:18,104
- Come dance with me.
721
00:42:18,104 --> 00:42:19,270
- Seriously?
722
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,270
- Seriously.
723
00:42:31,226 --> 00:42:32,856
♪ It's dark, let's go outside ♪
724
00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:34,284
♪ We'll brave the rain ♪
725
00:42:34,284 --> 00:42:37,378
♪ Besides it's always
dark here on the floor ♪
726
00:42:37,378 --> 00:42:42,378
♪ And it's getting wetter all the time ♪
727
00:42:43,123 --> 00:42:46,155
♪ Teardrops from the sky
mask your wet cheeks ♪
728
00:42:46,155 --> 00:42:49,373
♪ Hiding homegrown pain you keep inside ♪
729
00:42:49,373 --> 00:42:54,373
♪ And it's getting harder all the time ♪
730
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:59,538
♪ I miss those stories we
used to tell so long ago ♪
731
00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:01,983
♪ The one about one sweet boy♪
732
00:43:01,983 --> 00:43:03,833
♪ going on about one sweet girl ♪
733
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,825
♪ As they roll around on the floor ♪
734
00:43:05,825 --> 00:43:07,580
♪ And sing to each other ♪
735
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:12,580
♪ Just like lovers under
the covers, but only more ♪
736
00:43:14,183 --> 00:43:16,400
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪
737
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,444
- I actually realized something.
738
00:43:18,444 --> 00:43:19,277
- Yeah?
739
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:24,160
You remember the first
time we heard that song?
740
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,292
- Yeah, I think my hand still
hurt from working on the car.
741
00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:29,360
- I was so mad, I was so mad
742
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,290
that nothing you said could calm me down
743
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,611
and then that song came on.
744
00:43:36,722 --> 00:43:38,400
- Guess it was just one of those things.
745
00:43:41,491 --> 00:43:44,420
♪ Night brings in the tide
all tied around the neck ♪
746
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:45,253
- I loved you.
747
00:43:45,253 --> 00:43:47,761
♪ We'll swim through
madness drinking wine ♪
748
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:51,920
♪ It's running low, we're losing time ♪
749
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,081
♪ Dance with me before a goodbye ♪
750
00:43:54,081 --> 00:43:59,081
♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪
751
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:04,098
♪ I miss those stories we
used to tell so long ago ♪
752
00:44:04,098 --> 00:44:05,682
- Shouldn't have done that.
753
00:44:05,682 --> 00:44:07,270
♪ The one about one sweet boy going on-- ♪
754
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,476
- [Beth] Shouldn't have done that.
755
00:44:08,476 --> 00:44:09,309
- But you did.
756
00:44:09,309 --> 00:44:10,610
- [Beth] But I shouldn't have.
757
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,593
- But you did.
758
00:44:21,593 --> 00:44:22,460
- [Beth] It was a mistake.
759
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,950
- How can you say that?
760
00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:25,740
- Because it was.
761
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,090
Our relationship isn't
like that anymore, Drew.
762
00:44:28,928 --> 00:44:30,410
- Do you still love me?
763
00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:31,460
- You know that I do.
764
00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:34,740
- Then how can you say
that it was a mistake?
765
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,730
Two people kissing when they're
in love is not a mistake.
766
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:46,900
- It is if they're trying to move on.
767
00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:52,547
- Well, maybe that's the problem then
768
00:44:52,547 --> 00:44:54,230
because I don't think that
two people who are in love
769
00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:55,063
should move on.
770
00:45:21,744 --> 00:45:22,577
- Hey.
771
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,533
- Hey.
772
00:45:27,110 --> 00:45:28,420
- You all right?
773
00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:32,667
- I've been better.
774
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,993
- Me too.
775
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,930
- Yeah, now I feel a lot better.
776
00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:08,577
- Okay, let's talk about it.
777
00:46:08,577 --> 00:46:09,431
- About what?
778
00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:11,713
- About how you feel about everything.
779
00:46:11,713 --> 00:46:12,941
- You know how I feel about everything.
780
00:46:12,941 --> 00:46:15,180
- So, tell me again, please.
781
00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,840
- I think that I felt my heart break
782
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,850
about a dozen times tonight
783
00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:31,330
and I don't really wanna go back
784
00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,700
and relive all of those moments
785
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,350
getting the same answers from you
786
00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,880
'cause I don't think I can take it,
787
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,040
so if there's something
that you wanna say to me,
788
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,730
then you should just say it, okay?
789
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:46,530
Because I'm really sick
790
00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:49,670
and I'm fucking tired of these mind games.
791
00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:56,278
What the fuck
- [Beth] I'm sorry.
792
00:46:56,278 --> 00:46:58,078
- could you possibly be laughing at?
793
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,495
- You're so stupid.
794
00:47:04,495 --> 00:47:05,328
- [Drew] What?
795
00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:07,630
- I showed up in like
the shortest dress I own
796
00:47:08,470 --> 00:47:13,170
and drank an entire bottle
of wine and I'm teasing you
797
00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:16,140
and we're like back and forth
like it's fucking kindergarten
798
00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,380
and I'm wearing your clothes.
799
00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,790
I'm practically throwing myself at you.
800
00:47:21,790 --> 00:47:24,630
- I'm sorry if I'm a little distracted,
801
00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:27,110
I'm probably focused on the fact
802
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,470
that you said that there
was no future with me
803
00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:32,048
and that kissing me
was a terrible mistake.
804
00:47:32,048 --> 00:47:34,294
- I have to say that.
805
00:47:34,294 --> 00:47:37,270
I have to say that, we
broke up, we broke up,
806
00:47:37,270 --> 00:47:39,550
I can't just walk in here
and say how I really feel
807
00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:42,010
or else we'll be back together
five minutes after I get here
808
00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:44,540
and then nothing will have been solved.
809
00:47:44,540 --> 00:47:46,090
- What's wrong with getting back together?
810
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:49,020
- I don't want to be
your girlfriend, Drew.
811
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,540
I wanna be your wife.
812
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:54,933
God!
813
00:48:10,257 --> 00:48:15,150
- You know, I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
814
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,910
Doesn't that count for anything?
815
00:48:20,910 --> 00:48:22,540
- Towards what?
816
00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:24,740
Would you like me to
add that to your score?
817
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,600
What are we keeping score on?
818
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,580
What's the prize?
819
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,980
Of course it means something,
820
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:38,410
but if you can do that, why
can't we just get married?
821
00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:39,560
- You know why.
822
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,248
It will ruin everything.
823
00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:44,331
- [Beth] It'll ruin everything?
824
00:48:44,331 --> 00:48:45,581
- Yes, come on.
825
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,050
You've seen my parents.
826
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,561
- Yeah, but we're better than them.
827
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:52,750
- Don't you think they
thought that at some point?
828
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,410
That they thought that their
relationship was just like ours
829
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:57,260
and now they fucking hate each other.
830
00:48:58,230 --> 00:48:59,340
- We aren't them.
831
00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:03,420
We're not your parents.
832
00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,143
We're different.
833
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,800
And you can't let what happened to them
834
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,590
dictate what you do with your whole life.
835
00:49:11,590 --> 00:49:14,190
- You had what happened
with your mom dictate yours.
836
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:18,600
- That's different.
837
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,570
- How, come on.
838
00:49:28,210 --> 00:49:30,170
- Just, can we not?
839
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:39,670
- What do you want me to say?
840
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:48,420
It's not like I am going
to just abandon you, okay?
841
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,710
I'm not your dad.
842
00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:50,714
- I know that.
843
00:49:50,714 --> 00:49:52,810
- I'm not gonna leave.
844
00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:55,250
- [Beth] I know that,
but what do you wanna do?
845
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,083
You just wanna--
846
00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:59,230
- I wanna be together and
I wanna just let the chips
847
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,670
fall where they may.
- It just isn't enough for me.
848
00:50:01,670 --> 00:50:03,580
- Why isn't it enough for you?
849
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:06,900
You want a piece of paper
that has some text on it
850
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:09,581
that says that we can
put rings on our fingers.
851
00:50:09,581 --> 00:50:10,770
- It protects us.
852
00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:13,080
- [Drew] It's just a piece of paper.
853
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:13,913
- It isn't.
854
00:50:13,913 --> 00:50:14,746
- That's all it is.
855
00:50:14,746 --> 00:50:16,030
- It isn't.
856
00:50:16,030 --> 00:50:16,890
It's protection.
857
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,120
It's protection for you and
for me and if we had children
858
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,040
and I want something bigger than, fuck!
859
00:50:43,763 --> 00:50:44,596
- Shit.
860
00:51:19,238 --> 00:51:20,238
- Thank you.
861
00:51:21,435 --> 00:51:23,102
- Is that too tight?
862
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,440
- I'm fine.
863
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,130
- How's your blood pressure?
864
00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:29,700
- Shitty.
865
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:30,533
- Let me see.
866
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,810
Your color's fine.
867
00:51:34,810 --> 00:51:36,620
- [Beth] Do I look like Casper?
868
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,620
- No, you're fine.
869
00:51:46,663 --> 00:51:47,496
Is this gonna be okay?
870
00:51:47,496 --> 00:51:49,640
- Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fine.
871
00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:52,500
What are you thinking about?
872
00:51:58,627 --> 00:51:59,460
- Nothing.
873
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:17,980
Fuck it.
874
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:18,813
Marry me, Beth.
875
00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:23,477
- What?
876
00:52:26,116 --> 00:52:27,616
- [Drew] Marry me.
877
00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:48,196
What?
878
00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,710
I thought that was what you wanted.
879
00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:57,200
- It's what I want, it's not past tense.
880
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:01,450
- [Drew] So, what's the problem?
881
00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:02,700
- It's not what you want.
882
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,500
- [Drew] I want you.
883
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:09,160
If we're gonna be together,
one of us has to concede
884
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,140
and I'm willing to do that.
885
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,620
- I can't let you.
886
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:12,470
- [Drew] You just assume
I'm not gonna be happy.
887
00:53:12,470 --> 00:53:13,880
- I know you won't be happy.
888
00:53:16,740 --> 00:53:18,090
- [Drew] We'd be together.
889
00:53:25,079 --> 00:53:26,600
- God, why is it so hard?
890
00:53:38,409 --> 00:53:40,940
- You know I've been totally
miserable without you, right?
891
00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:42,930
- Do you think I haven't been?
892
00:53:45,993 --> 00:53:48,030
- [Drew] So, why don't we
just cut the bullshit, okay,
893
00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:48,950
and get married?
894
00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:51,640
- Because you don't want to.
895
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,840
- I just asked you.
896
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,040
- [Beth] You thought you
had to, it's not the same.
897
00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:00,700
- The end result is the same.
898
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,470
- No, it's not, I didn't say yes.
899
00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,977
- Well, what would it
take for you to say yes?
900
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:20,080
- When you ask me to marry
you, I want you to meant it.
901
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,560
I want it to be your idea.
902
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,890
I don't want you to do it out
of guilt because I cut myself
903
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:26,550
and I'm sitting on your toilet bleeding.
904
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:42,445
What do we do?
905
00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:46,790
We love each other, what
are we supposed to do?
906
00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:47,623
- I don't know.
907
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:52,420
But if we love each other,
908
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,820
I think being together
is a good place to start.
909
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,920
- Would it be different?
910
00:55:00,490 --> 00:55:02,060
- How would it be different?
911
00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:04,320
- [Beth] Would we have to start over?
912
00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:06,690
- I don't think so.
913
00:55:06,690 --> 00:55:07,690
I mean, we did a pretty good job
914
00:55:07,690 --> 00:55:09,690
of picking up where we left off tonight.
915
00:55:11,230 --> 00:55:14,270
We could probably do with
less arguing, though.
916
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:16,740
- We have argued a lot
tonight, haven't we?
917
00:55:19,071 --> 00:55:20,559
- I think we argued more tonight
918
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:22,240
than we have in the past few years.
919
00:55:24,473 --> 00:55:25,723
- That's weird.
920
00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,307
- I think it's a sign.
921
00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,571
- Of?
922
00:55:31,571 --> 00:55:32,921
- That we can't be friends.
923
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:36,183
I think that with us,
924
00:55:36,183 --> 00:55:38,410
me and you, I think it's all or nothing.
925
00:55:50,164 --> 00:55:52,747
- I'm gonna get some more wine.
926
00:56:02,749 --> 00:56:05,832
(electrical buzzing)
927
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:53,243
I found some wine.
928
00:56:54,098 --> 00:56:55,620
- Where'd you find it?
929
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,920
- In the fridge.
930
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,770
It's white, it goes in the fridge.
931
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:22,180
- What are you doing?
932
00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,013
- Seducing you.
933
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,050
- You don't have to do that.
934
00:57:27,050 --> 00:57:27,883
- I know.
935
00:57:29,922 --> 00:57:30,755
I want to.
936
00:57:33,689 --> 00:57:35,630
- Does this mean we're
getting back together?
937
00:57:37,810 --> 00:57:38,643
Beth.
938
00:57:39,930 --> 00:57:40,880
- Stop talking.
939
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,980
- Come on, Beth.
940
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,460
- I want you.
941
00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,240
Do you want me?
942
00:57:49,870 --> 00:57:54,630
Doesn't it turn you on seeing
me in your favorite underwear?
943
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,040
- I wanna know if this means something.
944
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,410
- It means I'm horny.
945
00:57:59,410 --> 00:58:00,260
- Just like that.
946
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:02,110
- Yeah, just like that.
947
00:58:02,110 --> 00:58:05,420
Now, are you going to
do something about it
948
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:06,730
or do I need to get the pocket rocket?
949
00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:09,710
- [Drew] Wow, you are
really blunt right now.
950
00:58:09,710 --> 00:58:10,850
- Do you wanna fuck or not?
951
00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:12,700
- [Drew] Where is all of this coming from?
952
00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:16,100
- Don't talk.
953
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,170
Just enjoy.
954
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:35,933
What's wrong?
955
00:58:37,367 --> 00:58:39,240
- I just can't do it like this.
956
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,073
- Like what?
957
00:58:40,073 --> 00:58:40,924
- Like this.
958
00:58:42,010 --> 00:58:43,750
I don't want this to be empty.
959
00:58:45,265 --> 00:58:46,470
- It wouldn't be empty.
960
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,500
- So, what then?
961
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,690
We get back together long
enough to sleep together
962
00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:53,523
and then you're gone?
963
00:58:53,523 --> 00:58:54,356
- No.
964
00:58:55,418 --> 00:58:57,020
No.
965
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:59,770
I wanted to see if our relationship
966
00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:02,910
still existed on this level,
if we still had chemistry.
967
00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:03,973
- The best way to find that out
968
00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:05,160
was asking me if I wanna fuck.
969
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,840
- Come on, you said I wasn't adventurous.
970
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,520
I was trying to try something for you.
971
00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:13,969
- I know.
972
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,302
I want you for you.
973
00:59:32,370 --> 00:59:33,880
- Our relationship got to a point
974
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,190
where it didn't feel like
we were connecting anymore.
975
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:42,470
We didn't do anything as a
couple, we didn't have sex.
976
00:59:44,057 --> 00:59:47,220
We were just taking
each other for granted.
977
00:59:49,165 --> 00:59:49,998
- I know.
978
00:59:52,497 --> 00:59:56,720
- Well, I know that there's
still something there because
979
00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,730
my heart still flutters
every time that you touch me
980
01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,040
and I though that maybe if
we took it all the way there,
981
01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:09,050
that some of that other
stuff would just disappear.
982
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:12,323
- Disappear?
983
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,510
- I thought that maybe
984
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:19,810
loving each other would be enough
985
01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:26,406
and that maybe it wouldn't
matter if we were married or not.
986
01:01:23,632 --> 01:01:26,382
(storm rumbling)
987
01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:03,570
- You know what I was
thinking about the other day?
988
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,250
I was watching Pulp Fiction
989
01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:12,090
and it was that scene in
the beginning of the movie
990
01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:15,390
when Jules and Vincent
are in the car and--
991
01:02:15,390 --> 01:02:17,190
- [Beth] The Royale with cheese scene?
992
01:02:17,190 --> 01:02:19,310
- Exactly, that's what
I was thinking about.
993
01:02:21,882 --> 01:02:23,010
- What?
994
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:25,690
- How they say in France that they call it
995
01:02:25,690 --> 01:02:27,250
a Royale with cheese
996
01:02:27,250 --> 01:02:30,590
because they don't have our
measurement system there,
997
01:02:30,590 --> 01:02:31,990
they have the metric system.
998
01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:35,120
But what about Canada?
999
01:02:37,580 --> 01:02:39,450
Canada also uses the metric system
1000
01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:40,930
and they don't call it
a Royale with cheese,
1001
01:02:40,930 --> 01:02:42,510
they call it a Quarter
Pounder with cheese.
1002
01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:43,343
- [Beth] No, they don't.
1003
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:44,176
- Yes, they do.
1004
01:02:45,230 --> 01:02:48,120
Yes, they do, I looked
it up on the internet.
1005
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,320
That's crazy, right?
1006
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,320
- Well, it's not crazy.
1007
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,830
I mean, I guess people just think that
1008
01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:58,160
since Canada's like America's hat,
1009
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,440
that they just adopt our nomenclature.
1010
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,930
- Yeah, but they didn't adopt
our system of measurement,
1011
01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,870
so why should they forced
to call something by a name
1012
01:03:05,870 --> 01:03:07,460
that they ultimately don't understand?
1013
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:10,870
- [Beth] I think it must be
some sort of government plot
1014
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,247
to keep the little man down.
1015
01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:15,000
I think you might have a real
case on your hands here, Drew.
1016
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,740
- Have I told you lately
how funny you are?
1017
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,580
- [Beth] Not lately.
1018
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:18,720
- You're so funny.
1019
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,510
- [Beth] It's just a hamburger.
1020
01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:22,080
I can't believe you're
getting all deep about it.
1021
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:24,240
- I have to think about these things
1022
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,040
because when I think about these things,
1023
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,010
it keeps my mind sharp.
1024
01:03:28,010 --> 01:03:29,050
- In your old age?
1025
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,940
Well, with your Pulp Fiction facts
1026
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:36,190
and your magazine education,
1027
01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:38,390
I think you might be well on your way
1028
01:03:38,390 --> 01:03:40,940
to becoming an intellectual
powerhouse, grandpa.
1029
01:03:44,610 --> 01:03:45,760
- It worked, didn't it?
1030
01:03:47,364 --> 01:03:49,010
- [Beth] You talk about
the most random things
1031
01:03:49,010 --> 01:03:50,053
after we have sex.
1032
01:03:50,053 --> 01:03:51,853
- I'm just trying to make smalltalk.
1033
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:56,396
Would you rather me roll
over and go to sleep?
1034
01:03:56,396 --> 01:03:57,970
- [Beth] No.
1035
01:03:57,970 --> 01:04:00,370
- [Drew] What do you normally think about?
1036
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,330
- Just whatever pops in the old noggin.
1037
01:04:04,330 --> 01:04:05,550
Earlier, I was thinking about
1038
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,409
when we were on that picnic together.
1039
01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:08,409
- Oh my god.
1040
01:04:09,778 --> 01:04:11,200
Oh my god, that picnic.
- [Beth] Do you remember that?
1041
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,770
- Of course I remember that picnic,
1042
01:04:12,770 --> 01:04:14,010
that's probably the cheesiest thing
1043
01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:15,160
I've ever done in my entire life.
1044
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,510
- No, I thought it was sweet.
1045
01:04:17,510 --> 01:04:18,730
- Sweet?
- [Beth] Yeah.
1046
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:21,590
- Yes, it may have been
sweet back in the 1950s
1047
01:04:21,590 --> 01:04:24,830
when it was still cool to
carve your name into a tree,
1048
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,140
now it's just like corny.
1049
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:29,973
- No.
1050
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:33,150
You think they're still there?
1051
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,550
- Yeah.
1052
01:04:35,550 --> 01:04:38,000
I told you our love would
last forever, didn't I?
1053
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,040
- [Beth] Yes, you did and that was corny.
1054
01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:51,580
- I think we can be together.
1055
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,244
- [Beth] How about we talk
about it in the morning?
1056
01:04:55,244 --> 01:04:57,208
- [Drew] I am willing to get married.
1057
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:58,260
- [Beth] When we get married,
1058
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:02,360
I want it to be because you really want to
1059
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,600
and now I have to decide if
should that day not come,
1060
01:05:08,470 --> 01:05:10,500
if I can accept just
being your girlfriend.
1061
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:12,870
If that's enough.
1062
01:05:13,725 --> 01:05:15,370
- [Drew] Do you think
there is an alternative?
1063
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:18,770
- I don't know.
1064
01:05:19,860 --> 01:05:24,860
- I think that maybe there is.
1065
01:05:25,670 --> 01:05:30,590
I think that if we keep getting together
1066
01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:33,630
and talking about how we
could be back together
1067
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,810
and we don't get back together,
1068
01:05:36,810 --> 01:05:38,820
then eventually one of
us is just gonna get
1069
01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:42,360
fed up and move on.
1070
01:05:45,766 --> 01:05:49,920
You'll probably meet a really
nice smart handsome guy
1071
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:53,270
who will do and say all the right things,
1072
01:05:55,268 --> 01:05:56,468
you'll marry him because
1073
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,230
you think that he means it.
1074
01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:08,986
- And what about you?
1075
01:06:11,172 --> 01:06:14,300
- I'll meet a girl and
think she's real nice.
1076
01:06:18,310 --> 01:06:19,830
And then things will be good for a while,
1077
01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:23,480
but something wouldn't quite be right
1078
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,330
and I wouldn't be able to
put my finger on it at first,
1079
01:06:25,330 --> 01:06:28,110
but over time, I'll be
able to figure it out.
1080
01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,100
She's not you.
1081
01:06:45,481 --> 01:06:46,314
Goodnight.
1082
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:26,097
(door creaking)
1083
01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:52,041
(slow melody)
1084
01:08:41,673 --> 01:08:44,423
(birds chirping)
1085
01:11:48,452 --> 01:11:52,202
("Midnight" by Marc Hampson)
1086
01:11:55,764 --> 01:11:57,359
♪ It's dark, let's go outside ♪
1087
01:11:57,359 --> 01:11:58,578
♪ We'll brave the rain ♪
1088
01:11:58,578 --> 01:12:01,995
♪ Besides it's always
dark here on the floor ♪
1089
01:12:01,995 --> 01:12:06,995
♪ And it's getting wetter all the time ♪
1090
01:12:07,667 --> 01:12:10,790
♪ Teardrops from the sky
mask your wet cheeks ♪
1091
01:12:10,790 --> 01:12:13,977
♪ Hiding homegrown pain you keep inside ♪
1092
01:12:13,977 --> 01:12:18,977
♪ And it's getting harder all the time ♪
1093
01:12:18,991 --> 01:12:23,991
♪ I miss those stories we
used to tell so long ago ♪
1094
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:37,348
♪ Just like lovers under
the covers but only more ♪
1095
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:41,916
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪
1096
01:13:02,488 --> 01:13:04,441
♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪
1097
01:13:04,441 --> 01:13:07,335
♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪
1098
01:13:07,335 --> 01:13:09,507
♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪
1099
01:13:09,507 --> 01:13:12,527
♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪
1100
01:13:12,527 --> 01:13:14,645
♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪
1101
01:13:14,645 --> 01:13:17,535
♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪
1102
01:13:17,535 --> 01:13:19,980
♪ Dance with me before goodbye ♪
1103
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:24,647
♪ 'Cause midnight's coming all the time ♪
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