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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

I'LL BET YOU THINK I'M GOING FISHING.

NO. BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

I'M HUNTING A CERTAIN WASCALY WABBIT.

EH, WABBITS WUV CAWWOTS.

PWETTY CWAFTY, HUH?

HMM... I'LL DO IT,

BUT I'LL PROBABLY HATE MYSELF IN THE MORNING.

OH, BOY, A STWIKE, I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM.

I GOT THE WABBIT.

WHAT'S UP, DOC?

I GOT HIM! I GOT THE WABBIT!

HERE, DOC.

LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

OOH, YOU DOUBLE-CWOSSING WABBIT!

YOU TWEACHEROUS MISCWEANT!

PUT ME DOWN!

PUT ME ON THE GWOUND OR I'LL STWANGLE YOU!

OOH, YOU...

WHAT A SHAME. TOO SMALL.

OH, WELL, MIGHT AS WELL THROW HIM BACK.

HE KILLS ME. WHAT A ZANY.

WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD. WHAT A DOLT.

WHAT A...

YIPE!

WHICH WAY WILL I GO, WHICH WAY WILL I GO?

WHICH WAY DID HE GO, WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

HERE I AM!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO THANK YOU FOR THE MARVELOUS WAY YOU...

YOU RECEIVED MY LITTLE ACT.

YOU'RE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE AND... AND...

MY NEXT NUMBER WILL BE A PIANO SOLO.

HA HA HA. HA HA.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

LET ME DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION

TO THE HIGH-DIVING PLATFORM ABOVE THIS SMALL TANK.

MY PARTNER WILL EXECUTE

A DAREDEVIL, DEATH-DEFYING DIVE

FROM ITS DIZZY HEIGHTS.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON.

THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT YOU.

GET GOING, GET GOING, UP YOU GO.

DON'T BE BASHFUL. THAT'S IT. KEEP CLIMBING.

UP, UP, HIGHER, HIGHER, HIGHER.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

MY PARTNER WILL NOT DIVE INTO THE TANK

WHICH YOU SEE HERE.

TELL YOU WHAT HE'S GONNA DO.

HE'S GONNA DIVE INTO AN ORDINARY GLASS OF WATER.

QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, HURRY UP.

YOU'RE ON IN 2 MINUTES.

HERE, PUT THIS ON, QUICK, QUICK.

COME ON. HURRY. HERE.

THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU OUT THERE.

YEAH, SLIP IT ON. QUICK, HURRY, OK!

THERE YOU ARE. GO OUT, YOU'RE ON.

PSST! COME ON!

ACT!

LIKE THIS.

WHAT LIGHT

ON YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?

WHAT LIGHT ON YONDER WINDOW BWEAKS?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

FOR INDECENT SOUTHERN EXPOSURE.

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!

GET IT GOING.

IT'S THE HOOSEGOW FOR YOU, BUB.

SAY, JUST A MOMENT.

HOLD YOUR HORSES.

IT'S ONE OF THEM THERE

BUGS BUNNY CARTOONIES COMING ON.

I JUST DOTES ON THAT THERE CRITTER'S DOINGS.

SIT, SON. I AIN'T GONNA MISS THIS ONE.

EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

OH HA HA HA HA! LOOK AT THAT CRITTER!

WHAT A SCALAWAG!

OH HO HO HO HO! DON'T HE BEAT ALL?

HA HA HA HA!

I CAN'T STAND IT!

HA HA! HE'S A-KILLING ME!

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU IMPOSTER.

YOU'RE NO SHEWIFF.

YOU'RE THE WABBIT IN DISGUISE.

OFF WITH IT, YOU TWICKSTER.

MMM, YOU'LL SWING FOR THIS, SIR.

HA HA HA HA! I'VE GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE... www.ncicap.org...