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What happened?!
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What-what hap...?
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Isn't it obvious what happened?
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These maniacs
destroyed my library.
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Don't look at me.
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This old heap is a death trap.
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Thank God there was an
experienced driver behind
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the wheel of this hooptie.
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Hooptie?
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This car is 30 years
younger than you.
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You the hooptie.
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Okay, so my dad's
not a great driver.
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That does not mean that he
needs that heifer Loretta.
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Gemma can't drive.
Does she need Loretta?
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Uh, excuse me.
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Why's your taillight cracked?
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Something happen
to your taillight?
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Dave, don't be rude.
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We're talking about Otis.
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Tina,
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the man is half
deaf, half blind,
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blood pressure high,
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doing doughnuts
in a school zone.
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The only reason Loretta
was bossing him around
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was to keep him alive.
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Hey, good morning.
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Uh, wha-what's
that beeping noise?
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Oh, that's-that's my phone.
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Yeah, Loretta did
something to it,
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just to mess with
me.
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The joke's on her.
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I can barely hear it.
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It's an alert. It
says "Take pills."
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Wait, Daddy, you-you have pills
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that you're supposed to take?
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Thanks for reminding me.
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He got it, just... he got it. Yeah,
yeah, they're in this thing here
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Loretta put them
in here so I'd know
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what to take and
when. Okay, okay.
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Otis?
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All-all your pills
are in "Sunday."
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And today is Sunday, so
down the hatch. Oh! Oh!
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No, no, no, no, no... Whoa,
whoa, no, wait, wait, wait!
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Wait, Daddy.
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Let's take a look at these.
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Okay, we got a
blood pressure pill.
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Okay, I see a Tylenol.
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This is a red one
with an "S" on it.
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Ooh, let me see that. Huh.
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Uh...
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Oh, yeah, it's a Skittle.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Malcolm, I am a new man.
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After yesterday's near-death
experience, I realized
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I can't take
tomorrow for granted.
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Every day is a gift,
and I'm gonna live life
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to the fullest.
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Okay, you're right, Marty.
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Yeah, life is short.
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What you gonna do?
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I'm going to the movies.
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Whoa, Marty, let's not
get crazy. Calm down.
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It's too late.
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I already bought tickets to
Ascension III: The Beginning.
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Wait, how can III
be the beginning?
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Well, the first was
Ascension: Apocalypse.
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The Final Battle.
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But if II was the final
battle, how could you...?
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You know, nuh-uh, no.
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Live your life, okay?
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I like this new Marty.
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Come on. Living
life on the edge.
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What you gonna do next,
drink two percent milk?
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With my tummy?
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Hey.
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Uh, hey, Courtney.
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Is it laundry day?
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Hilarious, Malcolm.
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I left the Wand of
Vengeance in the car,
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or you'd recognize me
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as Princess Mango
Assassin. Mango Assassin.
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How the hell are you
two not a couple?
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Well, I'm off to the
Anaheim Anime-Con.
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Oh, no, but it's the
second Sunday of the month.
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You've got Daphne. Well, I told
you, we need to switch today.
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Okay, you may have told me,
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but you definitely didn't
put it in our shared cal...
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Oh, okay, no, you
actually did, uh...
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Okay, but I was gonna
go to the movies today.
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And I haven't been to the
movies since Daphne was born.
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Aw. You want to talk
about what's happened
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since our little alien
burst out of my body?
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It feeds on me.
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Always.
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And you want to
know what's next?
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Teeth.
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Yeah, I feel like you won that.
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Okay, so, uh,
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you take this one.
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And I'll take this one.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and by the way, uh,
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Daphne's had a little sniffle,
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so keep her hat on her.
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Okay? Okay, sure.
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Okay. All right.
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Ah, ah, well...
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It is your
lucky day, Malcolm.
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You may have my
ticket to Ascension.
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All you have to know
is, the Quantarans
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are at war with
the Moon Leeches.
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Now, what is a
Moon Leech? No, no.
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No, no, no... Now let me tell
you about the Moon Leech...
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Oh, no, no Moon Leeches, no, no.
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You go see your movie, Marty.
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I will watch Daphne.
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Seriously? No, I-I
can't do that, man.
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You don't know
anything about babies.
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What's
there to know?
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This kid is three months old.
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I can change a diaper,
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put a bottle in her mouth, boom.
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You go watch that movie.
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All by yourself.
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Oh.
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Daddy, can we talk?
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You okay?
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Oh...
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Never better!
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Give me that.
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Ow! Give me this.
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You're bad as Loretta.
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Look, Daddy, tell me the truth.
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Why did you leave her?
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She just didn't appreciate
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the good thing she had.
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Daddy.
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All right, fine.
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Truth is...
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she left me.
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Talking about she felt
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unappreciated.
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But she was trying to
hold a brother down.
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It seems like she was trying
to keep a brother alive.
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Since when have you
been on her side?
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Daddy, I'm on your side.
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That's why you need
to get her back.
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Don't you miss her?
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No...
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I do miss her cookies, though.
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Oh, please, her cookies
are lumpy garbage.
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Not those cookies.
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Ew!
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Yeah, Otis?
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Your phone is beeping.
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Oh, pill time.
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Too many rules.
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Rules and pills.
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I hear that, man.
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High blood pressure pill.
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High blood pressure ain't
never killed nobody.
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Look, Otis, man-to-man,
look, I get it.
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Wives... they mean well,
but they can be annoying.
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I mean, you've seen Tina.
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In there making me
eat baked chicken.
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She get on my nerves with that.
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Now wait a minute,
hold on now, that's
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my daughter you're
talking about.
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Look, all I'm saying is,
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relationships are give and take.
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You take your pills,
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she'll give you peace.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Look.
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Found one of my
little blue pills
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for hump day.
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O-Otis, today is not Wednesday.
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Wednesday's not my hump day.
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Thanks a lot, I'll...
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make sure to keep that in mind.
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That is one horny old man.
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Hello. Yeah, this
is Calvin Butler.
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My mother's maiden name?
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LaBelle.
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Who's that?
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It's our insurance company.
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Oh, okay, bye.
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My first pet's name?
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Look, you called me,
you know who this is.
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Wait.
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What?
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Oh, howdy, neighbor.
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No, don't you dare howdy me.
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Why did you file an
insurance claim against me?
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Oh, well, now you won't
have to pay out of pocket.
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My new car's not even
on my policy yet.
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Oh, well, you're supposed
to do that immediately.
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Well, I was about to
do it immediately.
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You know,
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maybe Otis's insurance
will cover it.
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Otis's driver's
license was revoked.
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And you let him drive
without checking it?
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I'm his son-in-law, Dave,
not a state trooper.
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Look, you got to
get this reversed.
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Our insurance rates
will go sky-high.
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And then we can't
afford this house.
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And we'll have to move.
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And a fraternity will move in,
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throwing parties at all hours,
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Grover can't sleep,
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then he fails out of school.
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There goes college.
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I mean...
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do you want that for your son?
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No.
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Then you got to fix this, Dave.
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And not for me.
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For Grover.
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You see that, Daphne?
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This is football.
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You will never watch
this with your daddy.
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You hungry?
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Don't worry.
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Uncle Malcolm has got you, okay?
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One second, I'll be right back.
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Oh, damn!
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I think I broke Daphne.
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What?
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What happened?
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Well, I was watching her.
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And I put her down on the couch
for, like, five seconds...
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You left her on the couch?
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It was five seconds.
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I had to warm up her bottle.
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And then,
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well...
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this.
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Aw, look at that little scratch.
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Poor thing, aw.
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Did your negligent Uncle
Malcolm give you that boo-boo?
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It was five seconds, Gemma.
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It's just a little scratch.
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It'll go away in a couple days.
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A couple of days? Gemma,
I'll be dead tonight.
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Hold on, I have some
concealer in my purse.
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I can just cover it up.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you, you are
a lifesaver, Gemma.
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What the hell is that?
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That's not gonna work.
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Don't you have concealer
for Black people?
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Oh, yeah, it's right here...
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N-No! Why would I have that?!
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Hey, Gemma, have
you seen...? Oh!
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Malcolm, here you
are. Hey, what's up?
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What's up, man? Hey,
man, what's going on?
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What's going on
with you?
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Malcolm, what did you do?
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Technically, I
didn't do anything.
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It was Daphne who
rolled off the couch.
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She what?! Wait, Marty.
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Marty...
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calm down.
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Babies are resilient.
266
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,691
It'll heal fast.
267
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,159
She's a baby, not
a starfish! Okay.
268
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,462
When Courtney sees the scratch,
I'm gonna have to admit
269
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:33,700
that I left our daughter with
an unauthorized babysitter!
270
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,736
Well, just keep this
little hat on her.
271
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,771
It covers the scrape,
and it's supercute.
272
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,107
Yes. Yes.
273
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,975
Courtney said Daphne
had the sniffles.
274
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,077
She told me to leave it on.
275
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,746
I'm just doing
what she asked for.
276
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,047
See? This is a great plan.
277
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,849
Is it?
278
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,251
What's gonna happen
279
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,053
when Courtney wants
to give Daphne a bath?
280
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,756
"What's
gonna happen when Courtney..."
281
00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,093
Do you have a better
idea, Uncle Baby Dropper?
282
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,235
Hello, Loretta.
283
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,504
Tina.
284
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,743
Uh, let me guess.
285
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:20,213
These have been the longest
two days of your life.
286
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,983
It's been challenging.
287
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,583
I know.
288
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,854
He missed his hump day.
289
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,559
Look, Loretta, I
know that things
290
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,461
have been a bit, you know,
291
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,228
tense between us.
292
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,098
Like when you sent
that Christmas card
293
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,433
to "Daddy and current resident"?
294
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,337
I mean, that was so long ago.
295
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,740
That was seven
straight Christmases.
296
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,642
Okay. Here's the thing.
297
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:50,743
Maybe...
298
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,646
just maybe I misjudged you.
299
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,851
And I am willing to
let bygones be bygones.
300
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,087
Now come and get him.
301
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,790
Hold on.
302
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,157
For the last seven years,
303
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,826
you've been giving
me the cold shoulder
304
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,260
while I've been nothing
but loving to your father.
305
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,963
Now I'm the one that
needs to be forgiven?
306
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:11,999
Well,
307
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,368
I think I'll let
this sock respond.
308
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,139
"Kick rocks"?
309
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,009
If you can wait a minute,
I think I can find
310
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,343
the "kiss my butt" socks.
311
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,954
I keep them over here
behind the counter.
312
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,145
Okay. All right.
313
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,479
Look, I just...
314
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,582
I'm just trying
to say that my dad
315
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,983
really misses you.
316
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,352
Well, I'm sure he does.
317
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,221
I'd miss me, too.
318
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,523
I've been fighting
with your father
319
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,391
tooth and nail to keep
him healthy and safe,
320
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,626
but does he appreciate it? No!
321
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,862
I'm just exhausted.
322
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,931
You can keep him. Y'all
deserve each other.
323
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,434
Okay.
324
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,535
All right.
325
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,537
I probably had that coming.
326
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,906
You did.
327
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:58,045
I can't believe I'm about
to say this, but I...
328
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,214
I guess I was cold to you.
329
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,050
You were.
330
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,118
I just said that.
331
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,455
Look, Loretta.
332
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,757
When my mom passed,
I had a hard time
333
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:14,227
getting on with my
life, and my father...
334
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,896
well, he didn't.
335
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,832
So you decided to
take that out on me.
336
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,434
You're the one who
stopped coming around.
337
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,371
That's because he's my father,
338
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,574
and you... you just swooped
in and you took him.
339
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,277
Took him?
340
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,779
I fell in love with him.
341
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,782
And I'm not going to
apologize for that.
342
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,418
Well, I guess that's that.
343
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,620
I guess it is.
344
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,759
Well, I'll let him know
that... this is really over.
345
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,429
Oh.
346
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,298
Do you validate parking?
347
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,533
Only with a purchase.
348
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,269
I'll just pay.
349
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,373
Mother's maiden, Henner.
350
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,009
First pet, Fluffy.
351
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,244
First concert, NKOTB.
352
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,016
Oh, for crying out loud,
it's New Kids on the Block.
353
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,583
Uh, yes, Debra, I-I
just need to correct
354
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,286
a few details about my claim.
355
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,823
I now remember that I did
not see the license plate.
356
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,259
In fact, it was
the license plate
357
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,362
of the car that is
parked safely next door.
358
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,596
Okay, goodbye. You're done.
359
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,132
Yeah, I now actually remember
360
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,300
that maybe there wasn't
an accident at all.
361
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,801
Okay, give it... give it here.
362
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,503
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
363
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,306
That was the hardest
thing that I've ever done.
364
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,308
Well, you did it very poorly.
365
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,582
All right, throw a
little paint on it,
366
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,584
and the little library
will be good as new.
367
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,885
Oh, man.
368
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:50,157
You, sir, are a craftsman
of the highest order.
369
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,792
It's four pieces of wood, Dave.
370
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,163
Well, can you build one a little
bigger for my dad to live in?
371
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,366
Because after the conversation
I had with Loretta,
372
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,001
clearly, he's staying.
373
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,769
Well, you know, you joke,
374
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,372
but the city
recently streamlined
375
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,307
their permitting process
for building an ADU.
376
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,709
You could have Otis living
in the backyard in no time.
377
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,712
I'm not sleeping on the grass.
378
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,614
No, no. We build you
a whole structure.
379
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,750
With a waterbed? Yeah, sure.
380
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,019
What? No.
381
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,854
All right, well, I'll
just, uh, park an RV
382
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,256
in the driveway.
383
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,624
You can't drive a car.
384
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,393
Now you want to
drive a small house?
385
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,963
Oh, knock over one
little bookshelf,
386
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,275
and all of a sudden, you don't
know what the hell you're doing.
387
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:35,568
I've been driving longer
than any y'all were born.
388
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:39,372
Dave, what's with this
text in the group chat?
389
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,209
Ta-da!
390
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,250
Hey, Daphne. Why'd they put
this hat on you? It's too hot.
391
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,052
No, no!
392
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,820
What?!
393
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,923
Who put this scratch on my
baby's head? Malcolm did it.
394
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,737
No, no, he... he left
me with daddy duties.
395
00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,992
I'm just an uncle.
396
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,195
Uh, the important thing
here is there's big news:
397
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,730
Daphne learned how to roll over.
398
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,066
Yes, yes, that is the
takeaway. Yes, that is...
399
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,236
You better hope the government
doesn't take her away.
400
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,537
Oh, my God, my baby.
401
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,605
Oh.
402
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,906
Oh. Here you are.
403
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,209
Whoa.
404
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,146
Y'all seeing this?
405
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,513
What's going on?
406
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,215
It's about Daphne.
Uh, wait, Malcolm.
407
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,217
Let me handle it.
408
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,585
Okay.
409
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,720
Courtney, there is a
scratch on her head.
410
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,458
Okay, okay, don't judge
me. I scratched Daphne.
411
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,960
And I was hoping that
you wouldn't see it.
412
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,063
You did this? She did this?
413
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,797
It was an accident.
414
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,433
Okay? I scratched her precious
little head with my nail.
415
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,369
That is why I put
the hat on her...
416
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,004
so that nobody would
notice.
417
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,107
This is so great.
418
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,010
I thought it happened when
she rolled off the couch.
419
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,245
You let Daphne
roll off the couch?
420
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,615
No, not me. Malcolm did it
when he was babysitting.
421
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,583
You let Malcolm babysit?
422
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,152
I am a damn good babysitter.
423
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,788
Nobody told me Daphne
was ready to roll.
424
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,325
Does she dress like
this all the time?
425
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,229
Uh, I'm not mad at it, but
it's just that you look like
426
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,165
one of the Funkadelic
backup dancers, you know.
427
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,137
Who is this man?
428
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,439
Um, this is Otis,
uh, my grandfather.
429
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,776
He's here for... a while.
430
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,978
Oh, Loretta.
431
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,114
Hi, Calvin.
432
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,151
What's Princess Mango
Assassin doing here?
433
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,585
Finally someone gets it.
434
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,922
Of course. I sell your socks.
435
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,657
To weirdos.
436
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,928
Um, hi, Loretta. I'm
surprised to see you.
437
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,930
Probably heard that I was here
438
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:49,536
having fun, eating
fried chicken, driving.
439
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,139
Oh, come on. Who
would be crazy enough
440
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,607
to let you eat fried
chicken and drive?
441
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,209
Them.
442
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,878
Look, don't look at me.
My chicken was baked.
443
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,232
Well, come on, come
on. Pack your bags.
444
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,850
I'm taking you home.
No, no. Wait.
445
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,353
Hold on. Hold on.
446
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,389
I'm a grown man.
447
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,890
I go where I want to go.
448
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,726
Besides, I don't want
to insult Calvin.
449
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,096
He's building me an
ADU with a waterbed.
450
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,335
Loretta, ain't
none of that true.
451
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,172
Come on, Daddy.
Hear Loretta out.
452
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,208
She drove all the way
from Irvine to see you.
453
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,342
Yeah.
454
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,811
Closed my sock store early, too.
455
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,381
I'm so sorry. Are-are... are
you referring to Sockopolis?
456
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,716
Mm-hmm. Oh. In the
Irvine Galleria?
457
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,285
I love that store.
458
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,087
You know, I'm what some people
would refer to as a, uh,
459
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,255
sockaholic.
460
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,656
Look at these. Ooh!
461
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,492
Oh-oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
462
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,893
Slow your roll, Romeo.
463
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,928
This is my wife you talking to.
464
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,335
Oh, you're my knight
in shining armor now,
465
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,904
but at home you fight
me on everything.
466
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,807
Oh, woman... Whoa,
O-Otis, Otis...
467
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,175
Give and take.
468
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,712
Give... and take. And take.
469
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,852
You know...
470
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,523
I really do appreciate you.
471
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,158
And I miss you.
472
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,295
I miss you, too.
473
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,231
You've got to let
me live a little.
474
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,335
Sometimes a man needs to eat
something with a little flavor.
475
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,836
Well...
476
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,207
Okay, then. Let's make a deal.
477
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,376
You be nice, and I'll give you
478
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,044
a little something
sweet now and then.
479
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,581
You mean, uh, candy... or you?
480
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,717
Both.
481
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,455
You know, I just took my pill.
482
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,259
Good Lord.
483
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,727
They better get going
484
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,572
before Grandpa can't put
his seat belt on over his...
485
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,596
Hey, man.
486
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,499
What? What?
487
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,337
Tina, I'm glad you
came to see me,
488
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,839
and I forgive you
for being cold to me
489
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,041
and for calling me "heifer"...
490
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,679
behind my back.
491
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,914
I'm sorry.
492
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,386
Well, how about you two
come for dinner soon?
493
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,421
Oh, yes, yes. I-I
would like that.
494
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,490
Yeah. But it has
to be at 4:00.
495
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,525
I can't drive after dark.
496
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,060
I can. No, you can't!
497
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,297
I love you, Daddy. Mwah!
498
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,099
You bet. I'll be back
for my things here.
499
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,834
All right. Okay,
Otis. All right, now.
500
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,070
Come on, now.
Oh, wow.
501
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,606
Yeah, boy, that's
love right there.
502
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,939
Whew. You know,
503
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,441
they're really good together.
504
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,544
Yeah, you know what? And
speaking of together,
505
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:48,080
I got one of Otis's
little blue pills.
506
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,183
You know what day it is.
507
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,618
Hump day!
508
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,556
Good night! Night night.
509
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:05,632
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510
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:09,402
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511
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