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Results of cognitive skill test
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part two finished compiling.
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Subject possesses strong
deductive reasoning skills,
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but lacks basic empathy.
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Commencing cognitive
skill test, part three:
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visual spectrum differentiation.
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Ten bucks says the bastard
doesn't get the next one right.
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Hey, can you not do that?
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He doesn't like it
when you do that.
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And can you not eat
your lunch in here?
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This is supposed to be
a sterile environment.
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Prompt number one:
shapes and color.
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Which key opens the door?
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A for yellow, B for blue.
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You have five seconds remaining.
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A is correct.
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The yellow key
opens the yellow door.
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Positive reinforcement:
achieved.
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We raised
one smart invisible raptor.
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We raised
the only invisible raptor.
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Poor guy doesn't have
any family.
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Oh, here we go.
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You know what?
Family's overrated.
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And speaking of,
I got to run out
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and get my kid
a birthday present.
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Oh, yeah. When is it?
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Uh... Two weeks ago?
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Ouch.
What are you gonna get?
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Uh. I figured I'd stop by
that old dinosaur museum
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gift shop off the highway.
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I mean, it's on the way home.
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Oh, yeah. The one
with all the giant dinosaurs.
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I love that place.
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Yeah. Get him something the,
uh, ex-wife will bitch about.
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You know how that goes.
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Not really. I'm solo.
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No family, no kids, nothing.
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I could be dead
on the floor in here
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and no one would think
to look for me for two weeks.
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Well, you're lucky.
Can't escape mine.
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Oh, do me a favor.
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If Dr. Tyler comes by,
cover for me.
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I'll keep an eye out.
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Access granted:
John Sykes.
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Whoa!
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What you got there?
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How did you get those?
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Come on.
You want to give 'em to me?
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Come on.
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It's almost like
you know what those are for.
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Ha!
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Oh, shit. Of course.
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Willie, I forgot
my keys again.
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Can you toss 'em over?
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Can you toss 'em over for me?
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Thanks, dick.
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Have a good weekend, Willie.
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Access granted:
John Sykes.
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Access granted: William Walsh.
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Oh! Goddammit.
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Dino World guests
and dino campers,
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please make your way
to the dig zone
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for a special
fossil presentation
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by our world-renowned
paleontologist,
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- Dr. Grant Walker.
- C'mon, Boo Boo,
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we don't want to miss the show.
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- Okay, Mom.
- Okay. Let's go.
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...and other tools
are used to remove the rock
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covering the bones
to see how much
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of the skeleton is present.
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Special glue is applied
to the cracks and fractures
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to hold the fossils together...
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Can anyone tell me what this is?
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A claw!
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That's right.
This is an actual raptor claw
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dating all the way back
to the Cretaceous period.
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Oh, just around
over 75 million years ago.
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And believe it or not,
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that's older than all your mom
and dads put together.
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My dad's in Mexico with Sally.
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Okay.
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Now this claw was located
right on his middle toe
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and it was retractable
like a switchblade.
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The raptor would extend the claw
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to slash at its prey
just like...
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this!
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Okay. Okay, everyone calm down.
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Now raptor...
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Fuck.
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Hmm.
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All right,
you chickenshit motherfucker,
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you listen to me.
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All right, that shit was
a long time ago.
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All right,
you're a grown-ass man
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doing grown-ass man shit now.
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All right?
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Hmm. No one's gonna pants you.
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No one's gonna see your dick.
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All right. You got a full-ass
dinosaur costume on.
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You got a zipper and everything.
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It's impossible.
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So get out there
and dance your dick out.
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D-Dick, dick, dick off.
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Jeez, Mr. Beagle.
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I'll be right there!
Hold your nuts!
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Now can anyone
tell me what this is?
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No?
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This is coprolite.
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Also known as fossilized feces.
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Or raptor poop.
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Ew!
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Don't worry,
it doesn't smell... anymore.
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That's just this place.
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All right,
everybody, take a whiff.
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You don't smell anything, right?
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It's really old.
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Now, something you may
have noticed
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is that raptor droppings
are very unique.
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In fact,
there's nothing quite like it
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in the animal kingdom.
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You notice
the distinct impressions
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and patterns throughout.
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Kind of looks like
a big croissant
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made out of old tires, right?
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You know, when I was doing
my fieldwork
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to get my PhD in paleontology,
uh, I actually found--
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How do they pee-pee?
Does it have a penis?
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How does it have sex?
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Hey, Doc G,
it's almost showtime!
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Actually, that is
a great question.
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Uh, we don't know for sure.
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They either had a penis
or a cloaca,
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much like modern birds
and reptiles today.
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And a cloaca is
a tiny little flap
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covering a little hole.
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Hey kids!
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Did someone say "Dino Pal"?
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All right, that's pretty much it
for today.
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So if you want to get
out of here, it's--
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Boo!
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Remember when I said that
dinosaurs were closely related
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to modern birds?
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Well, another thing raptors did
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that's similar
to the descendants
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are mating calls
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and a ritualist mating dance.
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And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,
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it's everyone's
favorite dinosaur,
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Dino Pal...
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...here to perform
his famous dino rap dance.
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♪ I may be old
But I'm no fossil ♪
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♪ Rapping about dinosaurs
Small and colossal ♪
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♪ I'll teach you about dinosaurs
And so much more ♪
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♪ Is that a carnivore
Or an herbivore? ♪
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♪ Some Dinos eat meat
And some eat plants ♪
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♪ Now check out T-Rex
While he does the mating dance ♪
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♪ Let's get down ♪
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♪ It's mating time! ♪
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♪ My rhymes are fresh
And his moves are classic ♪
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♪ Rocking this Earth
From Cretaceous to Jurassic ♪
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♪ This is how dinosaurs
Used to get down ♪
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♪ Attracting a mate
With a rhythmic sound ♪
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♪ How exactly did it happen?
Well, it's hard to tell ♪
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♪ But what came next
Is a dinosaur shell ♪
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♪ This could be yours
For a new low price ♪
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♪ The dinosaur gift shop
Is really nice ♪
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♪ The gift shop's a place
You don't want to avoid ♪
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♪ Now I'm dropping this mic
Just like an asteroid ♪
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Thank you for visiting
Dino World.
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Be sure to try
our fossil funnel cake.
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It's... DINO-mite.
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Now,
join us on the second floor
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- in our state-of-the-art...
- And please kill me.
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...for the prehistoric
ocean exhibit
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featuring the megalodon in 3D.
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You heard me.
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Kill me.
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Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!
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Ooh, there he is!
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You know you can't be
out here doing the show.
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No, you can't.
You know I love you.
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You know I'm your best friend.
You're my best friend.
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Yes, you are.
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All right.
I'm sorry buddy, okay?
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I'm gonna give you
a Flintstone-sized bone later.
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Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces.
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Dino World
will be closing in 15 minutes.
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Please head to the exits.
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Make sure to stop
in our gift shop
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before you end your visit today.
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A lot of these sales
will go extinct.
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- Did you learn anything today?
- No.
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Shit.
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Uh, okay, Elliott,
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why don't you be
a good little raptor
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and run off
with your raptor pack?
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I don't have a pack.
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Okay, well, why don't you
go find anybody else?
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Here. Have some dino eggs.
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On me. And you can
use those to make friends.
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Okay? Go!
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Yay.
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I see you still have a hard time
letting people get too close.
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Amber.
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What's it been? Ten years?
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What? Since you dumped me?
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I'm just messing with you.
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It's just water
under the bridge now.
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Uh... You look good.
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This old thing? I know.
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Hey, listen,
the way I left things off...
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could very well be perceived
as wrong and I'm just--
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Hannah, why don't you go
get yourself a gift
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in the gift shop?
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We have some catching up to do.
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So, you, uh,
still into this stuff?
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Um, not since grad school.
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I mean, not all of us
were lucky enough
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to drop everything and everyone
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to go become world-famous
paleontologists in Morocco.
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Well, you can see
how that turned out.
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Dino World employees,
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report to the dino lounge
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to sing "Happy Birthday"
to Trevor.
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Uh, what brings you here?
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Just working on
restarting my life
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after divorcing
my Prince Charming.
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Divorced?
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Well, at least now
you don't have to sneak boys
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into your window after midnight.
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So what are you doing back here?
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Besides starting
your new rap career?
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What happened with Morocco?
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I did hear something
about a discovery?
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- Yes, you did.
- And then a lawsuit?
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Yes, you did.
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I discovered the first
fully intact and preserved--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've heard it a million times.
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You discovered
the world's most preserved
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dinosaur butthole
and your business partner
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screwed you over
and took all the credit.
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So now
you can't get close to people.
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Blah, blah, blah. We get it!
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Okay. You know
what he's about to discover?
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His paycheck's gonna be
missing a few zeros
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because him
and his friend, Dino Pal,
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destroyed all of our artifacts.
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Do better, dude.
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So things seem to be going well?
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I got a coloring book.
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Hey!
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What happened out there, Doc G?
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We got to work on our cues.
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I feel like I knocked
something loose on that fall.
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00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,657
Will you help me
with this zipper?
259
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,398
Before I fill up this tail
full of human crap-alite.
260
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,877
It's coprolite.
261
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,879
Uh. You guys seem to have
your hands full here.
262
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,752
Yeah, not as full
as this tail's gonna be.
263
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:14,843
Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma...
264
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:19,152
I'm Denny, Head of Security
Detail here at Dino World.
265
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,805
Dancing's just my passion.
266
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,460
Well, I'm Amber,
Grant's old friend
267
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
and big fan
of interpretive dance.
268
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,289
Uh-huh.
269
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,770
Uh. I've got to go,
but take my number.
270
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,991
Yeah, sure.
Moving a little fast, but...
271
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,035
Not you.
272
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,256
I'm not a table.
273
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,092
- Call me.
- Yeah.
274
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,052
Wait a minute. I know this.
275
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,882
Um, it just happened to
work well with my outfit today.
276
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,406
Uh, I have to go.
Come on, Hannah.
277
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:02,238
Attaboy.
I let you have that one.
278
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,980
Somebody wants
to get their little mosquito
279
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,938
stuck in Amber.
280
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,119
Do you have fun today, honey?
281
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,685
I had so much fun.
I love you, Mommy.
282
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339
Dino campers,
be sure to meet
283
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,688
your loving parents
in the pickup zone
284
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,255
and give them a big hug
285
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,866
for bringing you to the place
where the dinosaurs are.
286
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,218
Today we'll learn about
287
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,089
how dinosaurs became extinct.
288
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,135
For over 100 million years,
289
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,920
dinosaurs were the dominant
form of life on Earth.
290
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,792
The last dinosaur died off
70 million years ago
291
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,405
after a huge meteorite crashed
down off the coast of Mexico.
292
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,972
The last remaining link
to the existence of dinosaurs
293
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,887
is the modern-day chicken.
294
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546
Your life sucks.
295
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,769
What happened to you, Grant?
296
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,992
You're dressed like a Lego man.
297
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,298
Look at you.
298
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,561
Stupid. You look stupid.
299
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,086
Is that you, Dr. G?
300
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,002
Nope. This isn't Dr. Grant.
Sorry.
301
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,961
Don't lie to me, man.
I know those shoes.
302
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355
I saw your shoes. Look,
don't worry about earlier.
303
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,878
We can work on
our moves tomorrow.
304
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,532
We'll stick the landing
next time.
305
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,317
You know what? Why don't you
just stick to being security.
306
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,624
And, uh...
307
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:25,756
...whatever you're doing
in there.
308
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,107
All right, good talk!
309
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,152
Hey, Dr. G,
wait-wait a minute, let's...
310
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,111
Hey.
311
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,808
Thank you
for visiting Dino World
312
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,115
and have a DINO-mite day.
313
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,076
- Make any friends today?
- No.
314
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,774
Jesus! What have you
got in there?
315
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,776
You didn't steal
any old rocks, did you?
316
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,909
No.-Good.
317
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,913
Because people that steal
are piles of shit.
318
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,045
You don't want
to be a pile of shit, do you?
319
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,352
No.-Good.
320
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,746
Put your seatbelt on.
321
00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,921
What are you doing?
322
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:14,849
Hey, what'd I tell you
about taking out your retainer?
323
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,590
I don't want
this stupid retainer.
324
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,854
Bradley Whitmore has Invisalign,
so why can't I?
325
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,334
"Why can't I?"
326
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,639
Because we don't like
327
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,119
invisible things
in our household.
328
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,990
Okay?
329
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,471
And Bradley Whitmore's parents
spoil him rotten.
330
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,647
He's gonna end up
being a pile of shit too.
331
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,779
Now put your retainer back in
332
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,433
and don't forget your backpack!
333
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,350
Hey, hey!
334
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,004
You call that chick yet?
335
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,136
- No.
- Why not?
336
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,572
It's been like ten minutes.
337
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,141
What the hell happened
in the equipment area?
338
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,927
Shit. We got a 10-59.
339
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,103
I don't know
what that means, Denny.
340
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,628
Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle!
341
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,501
Here, boy!
342
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,463
That's weird.
343
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,945
Welcome to
the Cave of Wonders.
344
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,038
You thinking coyotes again?
345
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,476
Must be big ones.
346
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,826
Where is that damn dog?
Mr. Beagle!
347
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,481
Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle!
348
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,226
Fucker probably heard
a call of the wild again.
349
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,663
Chewed through his damn rope.
350
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,925
The hell?
351
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,410
What?
352
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,543
Just peculiar.
353
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,241
He's probably out
chasing coyote ass.
354
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,459
He'll be back.
355
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,418
Oh, shit.
356
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,680
Got to go, Doc G.
357
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,769
I got some, uh...
358
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,772
business to attend to.
359
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,948
Sure.
360
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,517
Scientists are still
unsure what dinosaurs
361
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:58,779
actually sounded like.
362
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,616
Hey, quiet down up there!
363
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,705
I'm going out.
So you're on your own tonight.
364
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:22,933
Dusty.
365
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,936
You piece of shit.
366
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,374
Right on time.
367
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:36,382
Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina.
Why are you with him?
368
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,298
What are you?
369
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,473
Pick it up.
370
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,865
Oh, yeah, pick it up.
371
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,086
Bitch.
372
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,926
Deploying USS Brown Trout...
373
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,275
Ah, deployed!
374
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:22,123
Gina!
Hey, where's my beer, Gina?
375
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,733
You left the beer in the car.
376
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,216
Go get it! I don't have all day.
377
00:24:58,366 --> 00:24:59,280
...may cause headaches,
dizziness, scalp loss,
378
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,499
difficulty wearing hats.
379
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,109
Ask your doctor
about Revitaxanax...
380
00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,372
Do we have
a lot of chickens?
381
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:08,942
We got so many damn chickens
here at McCluckskey Farms
382
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:11,684
that Colonel Sanders
even called wanting some.
383
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,600
And I told him
to go cluck himself!
384
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:18,429
Go get your own,
you Kentucky Fried old fart.
385
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,736
Are my chickens the best?
386
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:25,132
Yeah, well, does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
387
00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:27,221
Come on down and get you some.
388
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:29,397
♪ McCluckskey Farms ♪
389
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:32,966
♪ You're gonna love our eggs! ♪
390
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,447
Good morning.
391
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,667
Tom Jennings filling in
for Chet Williford.
392
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,235
We start with disturbing news
out of Spielburgh County
393
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:43,150
where a young boy
appears to be missing.
394
00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,847
Our own Gloria Aviles
is on the scene.
395
00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:46,457
Gloria, what can you tell us?
396
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,676
Thanks, Tom.
397
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,461
I'm here at the home
of Debra Kintner,
398
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,507
who claims her
10-year-old son Elliott
399
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,813
went missing late last night.
400
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,379
Elliott? Nice tux.
401
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,338
...she returned
to his room this morning,
402
00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,429
all that was left
was this mysterious mound
403
00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,300
of an unknown substance.
404
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,954
It-It-It's shit!
405
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,654
It-It's a big pile of shit
with his retainer in it.
406
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,264
Oh, my God.
407
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,093
He hated that retainer,
but I made him wear it.
408
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,356
Oh, God, people are going
to think I'm a bad mom.
409
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,184
I should have never
called him a pile of shit,
410
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:20,274
but now look at him!
My son is a pile of shit!
411
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,710
Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc.
412
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,843
Maybe it was a bear.
Do you think it was a bear?
413
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:24,931
Bears are getting smarter.
414
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:26,062
There's a bear problem
in the city.
415
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,455
I don't know what's happening!
416
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,718
Oh, where'd you find
last year's Christmas cookies?
417
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,156
...for Elliott Kintner
and any information
418
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,376
about his disappearance
should be given
419
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,378
to the state police...
420
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:41,251
Dr. G., I-I still can't find
Mr. Beagle.
421
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,079
...that is
one big pile of shit.
422
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,342
Welcome to
the Cave of Wonders.
423
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:48,345
Here you can hear a variety
of dinosaur sounds
424
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,999
echoed throughout
its chambers...
425
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,088
Same size.
426
00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,231
What's got
your butthole puckered?
427
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,888
Did you catch
the news this morning?
428
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,020
- Hmm?
- The shit?
429
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,893
The shit left
at the boy's house?
430
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,245
Whoa, shit.
That made it on the news?
431
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,642
How hard did he stomp
on the bag?
432
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:25,905
What are you talking about?
433
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,124
The missing kid report?
434
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:30,866
Elliott from Dino Camp?
435
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,781
Yeah. What happened
to that little turd?
436
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,742
Well...
437
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,180
I think he became one.
438
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:46,534
What? What are you
talking about?
439
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,492
The shit they found
in Elliott's room
440
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,625
had very distinct markings
441
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,845
and only one animal has
droppings like that.
442
00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:06,380
Wait a minute.
443
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,730
Does this have something
to do with Mr. Beagle?
444
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,950
Whose blood was that, Dr. G?
445
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,651
- What is he barking at?
- I don't know.
446
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,609
Camera six is down.
447
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,485
Oh, God!
448
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,449
Please tell me
Mr. Beagle's okay!
449
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,105
Listen.-
450
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,628
Do you hear that?
451
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,414
Yeah, of course, I hear it.
You played it for me twice.
452
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:46,246
What is he barking at?
453
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,464
I don't see anything.
454
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:53,253
I don't know
how this is humanly possible,
455
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,299
but I think
we're dealing with...
456
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,695
a raptor.
457
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:03,829
What in the shit
are you saying to me right now?
458
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,787
You're telling me that you think
Mr. Beagle's out there
459
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,920
running around chasing
a dinosaur that's on the loose
460
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:10,226
that's turning little kids
into doo-doo?
461
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,057
I'm saying that the evidence
supports that hypothesis, yes.
462
00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:19,714
Well, saying I'm on board
with your hypotenuse,
463
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,672
or whatever.
464
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,849
Who is gonna help us
with that, Doc?
465
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,200
I don't know.
466
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,468
Hey, you know
what the coroner told me
467
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,079
the other day about
that John Doe that came in?
468
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,909
He told me you could tell
how old a person is
469
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:45,261
by counting the spokes
around their butthole.
470
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:49,483
Yeah, that's how he knew that
that John Doe was 32,
471
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,702
which means
I got like 45 spokes.
472
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,750
And you got 64,
and a baby has zero.
473
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,013
Or maybe they start with one.
I don't know.
474
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,800
Boy, I don't ever want
to hear you talking about
475
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,845
my butthole ever again.
476
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,934
Wait, stop.
You can't go back there!
477
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,240
Citizens on patrol, ma'am.
478
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,592
Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny.
479
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:14,464
Looking to drop off
another failed application?
480
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:17,250
Well, shit.
While I'm here, might as well.
481
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,121
I'm never growing up!
482
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,950
Sheriff, we might have
information on the disappearance
483
00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,212
of Elliott Kintner.
484
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:25,432
- Who the heck are you?
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
485
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,129
I work up
at the Dinosaur Museum.
486
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,176
You mean the fun park?
487
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:33,701
I'm a paleontologist
and I have reason to believe...
488
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,183
that there's a raptor
on the loose.
489
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,662
A rapper on the loose?
490
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:41,883
Should we be on the lookout
for LL Cool J or Tone Loc?
491
00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:45,800
Okay. No, no. A rap-tor.
492
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,238
From the Cretaceous period?
493
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,762
Like Jurassic Park.
494
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:56,419
Well, what does it look like?
We'll put out an APB.
495
00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,638
I haven't actually seen it.
496
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,642
So tell me something, doc-tor,
497
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,775
if there's a dinosaur
running around this town,
498
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,604
how come nobody else
has seen it?
499
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,824
- I don't know.
- You couldn't have a wet fart
500
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,174
in this town without
a couple thousand people
501
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,349
posting about it.
502
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,698
Sir, this thing is killing kids.
503
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,962
All right, and it's turning them
into dookie piles.
504
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,224
So I suggest you look into it.
505
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:19,878
Yeah, you too, Ron.
506
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,924
You have to listen to me. Okay?
Just take me to the boy's house.
507
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:26,406
I have the fossilized feces
to prove it.
508
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:37,417
Oh! Get the hell
out of my office
509
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,245
before I have you committed.
510
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,334
And take your turd with you.
511
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,379
And whatever that thing is.
512
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,774
Come on.
513
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,037
- Oh, hey, Dinky.
- What?
514
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,821
I'll file your application
for you.
515
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,912
Why don't you file this?
File that!
516
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,740
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
A little respect here.
517
00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:58,438
- Come on. Come on.
- A little respect!
518
00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,048
Respect my ass.
519
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:03,008
Nothin' but net! Whoa!
520
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,233
What am I doing?
521
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:14,497
They're right.
522
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:16,108
I just told the authorities
523
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,980
that a dinosaur
is running around town
524
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,373
yet no one has seen it.
525
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,114
And I'm dressed
526
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,768
like a shitty
low-rent safari man.
527
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,424
Of course they think I'm crazy.
528
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:29,991
This is stupid.
529
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,819
You know what? Fuck those cops.
530
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,474
Well, I know you're having
some sort of internal debate,
531
00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:35,736
but I believe you!
532
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:38,347
You're the smartest
science doctor I know.
533
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:40,567
And I know a few.
534
00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,874
What else could it be?
535
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,398
In the cave,
there was all that blood,
536
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:46,486
and the footprint...
537
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,447
You think
Mr. Beagle's all right?
538
00:32:53,362 --> 00:32:55,974
Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him.
539
00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:57,976
He's a, uh...
540
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:00,543
good boy.
541
00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,938
He's the goodest.
542
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,986
Um, what was that dinky stuff
about with the sheriff?
543
00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,510
Oh, just some juvenile
grade school bullshit.
544
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,164
I don't even know
how they know that stuff.
545
00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:13,382
Now that we're partners and all,
546
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,949
just tell me one thing.
547
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,822
How in the hell
does a dinosaur exist?
548
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,435
I have no idea.
549
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,654
But first, we have to make sure.
550
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,527
We have to match the coprolite
with the droppings.
551
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,790
All right. Where to then?
552
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,661
Elliott's house.
553
00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,576
You're gonna go up here
to the left.
554
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:34,795
Left?-Yeah.
555
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,407
How do you know
where that kid lives, weirdo?
556
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:39,582
I stole the police report
557
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:40,975
while they were making fun
of your dick.
558
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,501
All right, now we just
got to get past his mom.
559
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,460
I got this.
Just watch my six.
560
00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,381
What are you doing?
561
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,127
What are you wearing?
562
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,781
Don't worry, all right?
I got this. Just follow my lead.
563
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,616
Here she comes.
Here she comes.
564
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,191
Yes?
565
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,455
Hello, madam.
566
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,718
I'm special agent Johnny Utah.
567
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,373
And this is Doctor...
568
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:34,898
Dr. Grant Walker,
a Scientologist.
569
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,076
And we're here to do
some laboratory experiments
570
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,295
on the feces
that used to be your son.
571
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:51,001
Oh, thank God.
572
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,394
So you do believe me?
573
00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:54,309
I told them
my son wasn't missing.
574
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,050
Uh. Where's the shit pile,
ma'am?
575
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:58,139
Upstairs.
576
00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,749
- Excuse me.
- This way?
577
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,534
Yeah, you got it. Yeah.
578
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,493
Up here? I see it!
579
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,673
Oh, smells like a fart
in a spacesuit in here.
580
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,291
Ooh. The boy's retainer?
581
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,509
Yes.
582
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:27,516
I was right.
583
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,562
It's raptor shit.
584
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:32,739
Are you sure?
585
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,394
Look, man. I know my shit.
586
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,613
Look at this.
Look at the grooves.
587
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,226
Ah, it's the same, yeah.
Like a monster truck tread.
588
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:44,054
Son of a...
Look, there's corn in there.
589
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,926
This is incredible.
590
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,667
What's incredible, Doctor?
591
00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,538
Uh, Your Majesty,
we're gonna need to dig
592
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,671
around your son
for a stool sample.
593
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,803
Maybe, maybe it's best
you turn away.
594
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,501
Wait a second.
595
00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:09,471
Oh. Oh, no!
596
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:12,866
Oh. Oh, no!
597
00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,389
- What? What? What is it?
- No, Mr. Beagle!
598
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:15,912
Mrs. Kintner,
I think it's best that you go
599
00:36:15,999 --> 00:36:17,044
in the other room
600
00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:18,611
and let us finish this
in privacy.
601
00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:19,699
No, Mr. Beagle!
602
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,312
You fucker!
603
00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,749
Hey! Hey, stop it.
604
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,838
- I want to kill him!
- Hey! Hey! Stop!
605
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,189
- I want to kill him!
- Look at me. Stop!
606
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,147
That is that woman's son!
607
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,540
That's my dog!
608
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,151
Get-get-get-get a hold
of yourself.
609
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:38,544
How can we use
the coprolite now?
610
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,023
You just ruined our proof!
611
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,418
I'm sorry, Dr. G.
I lost it, but shit, man!
612
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:47,117
That's my dog in there.
It's hurting my heart!
613
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,250
Let's just...
Let's just go. Okay?
614
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,296
This poor woman
has been through enough.
615
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,561
I'm gonna take a little bit
of Mr. Beagle with me.
616
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,215
I got to take some of him.
617
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390
Fucker!
618
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,915
Okay, so "all-inclusive" means
619
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,482
I don't have
to leave the resort?
620
00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,440
Yes, ma'am.
That will come with a wristband
621
00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,137
for access to all our amenities,
622
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,445
including bottomless drinks
at our three onsite bars...
623
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,708
So-So what happens now, Doctor?
624
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,797
We're gonna take your son--
625
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:17,235
This sample back to the lab
for a study
626
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,845
and we'll get back to you.
627
00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,368
Is there anything
else I can help you with?
628
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,456
Smells like shit
down here too.
629
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,631
So can we go ahead
630
00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,111
and book you
for your singles cruise?
631
00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:25,678
Okay. So free drinks and...
632
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,246
Shit.
633
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,814
Hey, can you help me
with my ant farm?
634
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:33,860
- It's broken.
- Uh, okay.
635
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,214
- Hello.
- Amber.
636
00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,390
It's Grant. Walker.
637
00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,785
Yeah, I know.
I'm really glad you called.
638
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,527
Yeah, uh, me too.
639
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:52,095
Ah, Amber, please go
with me on this.
640
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,793
You have to listen to me.
641
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,884
I have undeniable evidence that
there could be a velociraptor
642
00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:00,582
in your area killing people.
643
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,192
Well, this is
a really strange way
644
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,020
- of asking me out.
- It's itchy.
645
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:07,415
Um, is this some sort of
weird role-playing thing?
646
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,940
No, no. Here, look at this.
647
00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,203
Ants! Ants! Ants!
648
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,728
- It's in my hair!
- You sent me a pile of shit?
649
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:16,990
That's raptor droppings.
650
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,470
They're biting me!
651
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:22,212
- Okay? Are you asking me out?
- No!
652
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,084
Stay in your house
and lock your doors.
653
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:26,869
Do not go outside
until I call you again.
654
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,784
What? I mean, this is insane.
655
00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:30,438
Oh, wait.
656
00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,832
If this is you trying to push me
away again, well, it's working.
657
00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,529
It's not that.
658
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:37,184
All right. You haven't grown up
a bit since college. Goodbye.
659
00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,577
Shit.
660
00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,362
It's itchy! Ow!
661
00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,713
Women. Can't live with 'em.
662
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,107
Can't convince 'em
a dinosaur might kill 'em.
663
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,761
Irrational creatures.
664
00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,985
Is that that crazy chicken lady
from the commercials?
665
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,423
Yeah, she's kind of a big deal
in these parts.
666
00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,641
Pull over.
667
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,382
What the hell happened here?
668
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,474
What the...
669
00:39:06,561 --> 00:39:08,650
Henrietta McCluckskey.
670
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,131
What's happening,
you old bastard?
671
00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,089
You selling scrambled eggs now?
672
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:16,702
Is that little Deniel Denielson?
673
00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:19,574
Oh, yeah, I remember
that ugly-ass face.
674
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:24,100
Your name is Deniel?
Deniel Denielson?
675
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,625
What the hell you think
"Denny" is short for?
676
00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:30,933
Did you two stop here
to fuck or buy eggs?
677
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,502
Do you mind if we ask
what happened here?
678
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,461
I don't know.
679
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,680
Went into my truck
to have a smoke.
680
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,378
Must have passed out.
681
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,729
When I woke up, it was like
a tornado went through here.
682
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,384
Smashed my eggs to bits!
683
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:49,125
Blew the ass end
out of my mascot!
684
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,737
Do you mind if we take a look?
685
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:55,044
I could give a frog's fat ass
what you look at.
686
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:57,438
Just don't break
any merchandise.
687
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:10,408
Damn. Looks like something
blew his butthole out.
688
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,806
Ew. What is it?
689
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:19,678
Raptor semen?
690
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,594
Looks like a bunch of cum to me.
691
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,466
Hey, you... You're saying
692
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:26,815
that dinosaur mounted
that chicken,
693
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:30,558
blew his butthole out,
and busted a nut inside?
694
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,213
I guess so.
695
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,650
I've been saying this all along!
696
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,437
The government is making
man-sized chickens
697
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,570
to put all us
little people out of work.
698
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:46,095
Chicken-human hybrids
699
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:51,231
controlled by 5G and chemtrails.
700
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:56,802
Okay... Um, are you sure
you didn't see anything at all?
701
00:40:56,889 --> 00:41:00,458
Well, not unless you count
the back of my fucking eyelids.
702
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:03,852
Okay, I'm gonna need a map.
703
00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,376
I got you, Doc G.
704
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,814
What are you two
looking for anyway?
705
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,642
Look, look.
Official business. All right?
706
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,557
Don't get your tits in a tangle.
707
00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,697
You're not gonna buy any eggs?
708
00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:25,744
Assholes!
709
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,313
Yeah, come on.
Come on. Check it out. Yeah.
710
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,445
It's a beauty, ain't it?
711
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,667
Yeah. Come on in. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, come on in.
712
00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:42,282
How you like it?
713
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,459
It's, uh...
714
00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:48,767
Oh... Yeah, this is nice.
715
00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:50,377
This is... quaint.
716
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:51,770
I got a few things
still, still coming
717
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:53,075
from Amazon Prime.
718
00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,642
I think the tiki stuff,
you know,
719
00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,992
the tiki stuff
kind of ties it all together.
720
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,778
Hmm... Yeah, no. That's,
that's the touch that did it.
721
00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,083
That, that made it, yeah.
722
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,650
Oh, how rude of me.
Let me get you a drink.
723
00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:04,957
- Oh, no, no, I'm good.
- Oh, come on man.
724
00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,698
It'll help loosen you up.
725
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,007
Pick your poison.
726
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,664
There we go!
727
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,192
- Ooh.
- That's a lot.
728
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,238
- A little more?
- No, no, I'm good.
729
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,808
So I'd like to, uh...
730
00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,898
Sorry about the flies.
We got some kind of infestation.
731
00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:34,073
To new partners,
732
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:37,990
new friends.
733
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,298
And, uh... Mr. Beagle.
734
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,996
May we avenge his death.
735
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:47,695
And, and, and the kid
and shit too.
736
00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:49,915
The doo-doo kid.
737
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:51,003
Hmm.
738
00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,446
What the hell is that?
739
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,841
A blend. I blended
a few things together.
740
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:06,018
Oh, oh. Since we're partners
and-and friends,
741
00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,628
drinking bud...
and drinking buddies,
742
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,152
I'd like to
present you with, um...
743
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,414
a little something
that's gonna...
744
00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,981
gonna help us communicate
745
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,592
when we're together.
And I, uh...
746
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,555
I think...
747
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,862
That's my dad.
I think my dad, um...
748
00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:29,998
I think he'd want you
to have this. Here, here.
749
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:33,959
- Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
- No, no. You've earned it.
750
00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:36,396
- Thanks.
- Brothers in arms.
751
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,006
- Brothers in arms.
- Hey. Hey.
752
00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,312
Didn't you say you had a map?
753
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:41,009
I got a big ass map.
754
00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:43,490
Whole ci... Whole-whole city!
755
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:52,151
Whoa. Hold up. Hold up.
Let me set the mood.
756
00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:53,108
Yeah.
757
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,850
Oh, yeah, that's better.
758
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,988
Um, I can't see anything.
759
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,555
Okay. Hold up. Wait.
760
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,475
Okay. Well, you could have just
turned the lights on, but...
761
00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:13,825
Uh, do you have any thumbtacks?
762
00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,874
I don't have
thumbtacks, but... Oh!
763
00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,965
I got these Chums.
764
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:26,359
- Chums?
- Yeah, Chums.
765
00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:27,882
Like you and me. Chums.
766
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:30,232
I used, I used to collect these
as a kid, didn't you?
767
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,147
No.
768
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:35,281
This is, um...
Well, this is Jimmy Chonga.
769
00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,979
This is, uh, Larry... Oh.
770
00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:40,112
You keep Larry Loco.
It's my favorite.
771
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:41,896
And I'm gonna take,
uh, Alberto Gordo.
772
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,681
This is to symbolize
our Chummidom.
773
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,599
- How old are you?
- 41.
774
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,210
You ever think about
wearing sunscreen?
775
00:44:51,297 --> 00:44:53,081
No. It's bad for the skin.
776
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:55,605
No, yeah, you don't want that.
You don't want that.
777
00:44:58,304 --> 00:45:00,045
We need to establish
778
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:01,699
- the raptor's hunting territory.
- Okay.
779
00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:04,223
Here is Dino World
780
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,920
or what we know
is the first attack.
781
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:09,532
- Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know.
782
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:12,187
This is Elliott's house.
783
00:45:12,274 --> 00:45:13,493
That's Jimmy Chonga.
784
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,669
- Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga?
- Jimmy Chonga.
785
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:18,150
Great. Jimmy is
gonna be Henrietta
786
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,325
because this is
Henrietta's egg stand.
787
00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:20,761
Okay.
788
00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:23,938
So, a raptor's hunting territory
is roughly estimated
789
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:27,594
to be about 20 square miles,
which would lead him...
790
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:29,727
here.
791
00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:35,733
Let's go kill us
a fucking raptor.
792
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,873
Hi, guys.
Oh, everyone's here tonight.
793
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,355
It's feeding time! Yub-nub.
794
00:45:54,229 --> 00:45:55,491
Oh.
795
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,539
Where did Razzle go?
796
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:12,857
And now
where's that darn Dazzle?
797
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,863
Razzle? Dazzle?
798
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,779
Oh, well.
799
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:37,403
Well, then,
where did everyone go tonight?
800
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:02,515
That's a lot of mayonnaise.
801
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:05,605
- You never know.
- No. No, you never do.
802
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,607
Go ahead, take a few with you.
It's fine.
803
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,956
Oh, no, I'm good.
804
00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:11,524
I have some at home
in a bottle...
805
00:47:12,481 --> 00:47:13,743
Like everyone.
806
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,704
Testing, testing.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
807
00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,445
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
808
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,273
Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G.
809
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,840
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
810
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,755
Hey, Doc G. Copy that.
811
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,367
Hey, uh, can you turn
your walkie to, uh, channel 16?
812
00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,543
- Make sure it's on 16.
- Can you just please stop?
813
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,892
Keep your eyes on the road!
814
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:35,069
We're not 11-year-old
treehouse buddies.
815
00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:36,505
We're not using these.
816
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,952
So... you grew up here.
817
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,693
How was that?
818
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:51,912
It was fine.
819
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:56,090
There was this...
820
00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,527
this incident, you know,
in the sixth grade.
821
00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,882
I mean, I guess
I should tell you,
822
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,666
with our budding
bromance and all.
823
00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,540
I started that day pumped.
824
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,847
My dad, my daddy
had just bought me
825
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:18,243
a new pair of MC Hammer pants...
826
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,027
...for the school talent show.
827
00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:22,203
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man.
828
00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:23,639
And I was in the middle
of a performance
829
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,511
of "Can't Touch This."
830
00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:27,034
I mean
the whole school was there.
831
00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:28,253
The whole town.
832
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,603
And sitting right
front and center...
833
00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:33,432
Ooh. Oh, the love of my life.
834
00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:35,782
Gina Del Vecchio.
835
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,307
Yeah, man.
836
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,962
I had that crowd eating out
of the palm of my hand.
837
00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:44,617
I was too legit to quit.
838
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,577
Oh, man!
839
00:48:53,365 --> 00:48:54,496
And then I got to...
840
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,109
"Stop, hammer time."
841
00:48:58,892 --> 00:49:00,720
Mm.
842
00:49:00,807 --> 00:49:02,809
Dusty Peters pulled
my MC Hammer pants
843
00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,724
and my tighty-whities
down to my ankles...
844
00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:08,597
in front of the whole school.
845
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:12,036
And Gina Del Vecchio.
846
00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,519
Well, in a fit of irony...
847
00:49:20,696 --> 00:49:22,307
it definitely wasn't
hammer time.
848
00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:26,789
My little underdeveloped
sixth-grade baby dick
849
00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,574
just sitting on my nuts
like an acorn.
850
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:34,972
After that, everyone started
calling me Dinky Dick Denny.
851
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,196
That's...
852
00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:44,068
horrible.
853
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:45,895
I'm sorry.
854
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:54,382
Yeah. Well, that nickname
followed me my whole life.
855
00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:59,300
And Dusty Peters married
Gina Del Vecchio.
856
00:50:02,782 --> 00:50:06,873
Man, you think it was my dream
to be security at Dino World?
857
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,353
Well, I love Dino World.
858
00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,835
But I wanted to be a sheriff.
859
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,837
That nickname fucked
that up too.
860
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:21,670
I can relate.
861
00:50:21,757 --> 00:50:24,369
Not about
the small dick stuff, but...
862
00:50:31,463 --> 00:50:32,768
It's grown a little bit.
863
00:50:34,205 --> 00:50:35,162
Oh.
864
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,167
All right,
we could be close.
865
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,170
Amber does live up here.
866
00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:46,043
Oh, yeah?
Gina lives two streets over.
867
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,958
You know the big house
with the stone front?
868
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,743
Her bedroom's the second window
from the left.
869
00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,007
Or so I've heard.
870
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,097
Wait a minute.
What the hell is that?
871
00:50:58,751 --> 00:50:59,752
Stop!
872
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,158
Look at this.
873
00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:15,985
Eerie.
874
00:51:20,990 --> 00:51:23,080
What the hell
kind of critter is that?
875
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:27,562
It's a hairball.
876
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:34,743
My guess is... it just ate
an old lady and her cats.
877
00:51:46,625 --> 00:51:48,757
What is it, Doc?
878
00:51:48,844 --> 00:51:50,977
It's what's left of an old lady
and her cats.
879
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:53,066
Jeez, man!
880
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,981
Does this thing know no bounds?
881
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:57,636
First, it kills my dog.
Then a... then a kid,
882
00:51:57,723 --> 00:52:00,204
and then a sweet old lady
and her cats?
883
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,292
I mean, what's next?
884
00:52:02,423 --> 00:52:03,859
A freaking handicap?
885
00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:24,576
Uh-oh.
886
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,144
- Grimley.
- Yeah, Sheriff.
887
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,797
This is Grant Walker.
888
00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:30,277
The raptor I told you about?
889
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:33,150
Just ripped someone's head off!
890
00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:35,195
Listen, you crazy bastard,
891
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,371
you call here
and harass this station
892
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:40,200
with any more
of your dino doo-doo
893
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:43,029
and I'll throw you
and your dinky dick pal
894
00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:46,163
in jail! You got it?
895
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,382
- Hello?
- Fuck those guys.
896
00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,123
There's new sheriffs in town.
897
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,171
Oh, man,
that could have been cool!
898
00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:05,530
Hannah,
I'm taking a bath. Are you good?
899
00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:06,748
Yeah.
900
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,412
Hannah?
901
00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:04,893
Hannah, were you in here?
902
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:05,981
No.
903
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,309
Hey!
904
00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:17,461
Amber!
905
00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,213
Amber!
906
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:33,694
Where are you?
907
00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:39,831
Amber?
908
00:56:46,751 --> 00:56:50,798
- Here, boy!
- Stop that.
909
00:57:00,242 --> 00:57:01,330
It's upstairs.
910
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,382
What the shit?
911
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,299
Where is he?
912
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:17,346
- Denny! Shoot it!
- What? Shoot what?
913
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,826
I can't see shit!
914
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,840
Fucker.
915
00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:44,461
Look out!
916
00:57:45,113 --> 00:57:46,463
What is this?!
917
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:15,796
What is this?
918
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,193
Ow! Ah!
919
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,326
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
920
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,807
- That's from Predator.
- Yeah, I remember.
921
00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:27,982
Oh, Grant!
922
00:58:28,069 --> 00:58:30,594
Amber, your arm. Are you okay?
923
00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:32,378
I saw it. And I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.
924
00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:34,032
Wait, wait, wait. You saw it?
925
00:58:34,119 --> 00:58:36,121
I-I think so.
It all happened so fast.
926
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,210
- It attacked me and then--
- It's like a fucking chameleon!
927
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,516
I couldn't see shit!
928
00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:41,474
Was that really a raptor?
929
00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,606
Yes.
930
00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,783
An invisible raptor.
931
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:48,176
Holy shit!
932
00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:50,527
Amber, I need you to go
as far away from here
933
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,572
- as you can.
- Uh... Okay. Uh...
934
00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:54,356
- There's a car a-a minute away.
- Okay, okay.
935
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:55,706
Hannah,
go get your things!
936
00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:57,751
How are we gonna stop
this thing, Doc G?
937
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,362
I don't know, Denny,
but we haven't much time.
938
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:05,019
- That was fast.
- Rideshare for Amber!
939
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,543
Hannah, hurry up!
940
00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,154
Jesus, that kid.
941
00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,242
Come on!
942
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,379
Grant, I should stay with you
and help you stop this thing.
943
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:20,165
No, Amber, you go
and be safe with our daughter.
944
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,516
"Our" daughter? You think...
945
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:24,909
No, she's not even my daughter.
946
00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:26,867
No, she's my ex-husband's
from a previous thing.
947
00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,786
Oh, thank God.
948
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:36,094
Oh, I was trying
to be cool with that.
949
00:59:36,181 --> 00:59:38,270
Oh, but you know,
that was gonna bother me.
950
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:39,488
I have to be honest.
951
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:40,968
That's why I even hesitated
to call you.
952
00:59:41,969 --> 00:59:43,797
I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey.
953
00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:45,625
It's Hannah.
954
00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:48,367
- It doesn't matter.
- I'm staying with you.
955
00:59:49,803 --> 00:59:51,022
Aw.
956
00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,162
Before y'all start
making whoopee in front of me,
957
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:03,077
I think you should divert
your attention
958
01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:04,470
to the little ninja man
watching us
959
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,167
from behind
that tree over there.
960
01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:08,082
I see you, motherfucker!
961
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,432
Oh, he's got wheels!
962
01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:11,999
Let's go.
963
01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:14,567
Surprise!
964
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,399
Who the hell are you?
965
01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:22,836
And why are you watching us?
966
01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,533
Why... why you watching us?
967
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,275
You wouldn't be out here
looking for... Oh, I don't know,
968
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,408
an invisible fucking raptor,
now would you?
969
01:00:29,495 --> 01:00:30,714
Shut up! Shut up!
Everybody get in the van
970
01:00:30,801 --> 01:00:32,367
before we all get killed.
971
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:43,161
What do you know
about the invisible raptor?
972
01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:45,337
How do you know
about the invisible raptor?
973
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:49,384
Because we know it exists.
And it's killing people.
974
01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:51,082
But I have a feeling
you know a lot more.
975
01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:52,561
Explain this.
976
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,041
Hey, that's
classified information.
977
01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:56,087
Well, how about
we declassify that shit?
978
01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:59,133
Okay. Okay. Okay.
979
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,659
Raptor Weaponization.
980
01:01:03,311 --> 01:01:04,617
Invisibility?
981
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,619
Wait a minute.
982
01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:09,970
Tyler Corp?
As in Dr. Steven Tyler?
983
01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:11,798
What's Aerosmith got to do
with this?
984
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:15,759
You start talking.
985
01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:18,631
My friend here has
an itchy trigger finger.
986
01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:20,241
Yeah, I got
a lot of itchy things.
987
01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:21,547
Okay. Okay. Okay.
988
01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:23,680
I work for Dr. Tyler
at Tyler Corp.
989
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,204
And yes, the invisible raptor
is ours and it escaped.
990
01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:29,076
Now I suggest you let me go,
so I can go get it back.
991
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:32,297
Wait, wait.
Dr. Tyler created raptors?
992
01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:34,342
A raptor, yes.
993
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,561
How?
994
01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:38,346
Uh. Did you see Jurassic Park?
995
01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,654
- Yes.
- We did that.
996
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,787
But how did you
make it invisible?
997
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,745
- Did you see The Invisible Man?
- Whoa, wait, stop!
998
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:47,268
Don't say anything.
I hate spoilers.
999
01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:49,227
It's a remake of an old film!
I just...
1000
01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,359
All right, all right.
Two more questions.
1001
01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,231
What happens if we get it wet?
1002
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:55,015
Or feed it after midnight?
1003
01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:01,065
Nothing? Nothing happens.
1004
01:02:02,153 --> 01:02:04,372
All right, just checking.
We know all we need to know.
1005
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,809
We-We don't have time for this.
1006
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,288
I have to get Chance
back to the lab.
1007
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,029
He's a very expensive asset.
1008
01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,031
You named it Chance?
1009
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:12,772
Yeah. Chance the Raptor.
1010
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:15,732
You know what?
Fuck Chance the Raptor.
1011
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,038
And fuck Tyler the Creator!
1012
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,127
You know what,
fuck Aerosmith too!
1013
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:23,870
If you think we're taking
this abomination back, dream on.
1014
01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,350
You're crazy!
1015
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,091
Hey, look, I just... I got to
get him back to the lab
1016
01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,397
before they know he's gone
or I'm gonna lose my job.
1017
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,922
They-They don't know he's gone?
1018
01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:34,098
No. He's invisible.
1019
01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:39,625
Access granted:
Gordon Crawford.
1020
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,757
Later, Willie!
1021
01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:47,894
Did you Weekend at Bernie's
that man?
1022
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,769
I was going for more
of a Ferris Bueller but...
1023
01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:54,553
You're insane.
1024
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,991
Your experiment has gone rogue.
1025
01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,297
We're not bringing this back
to your lab
1026
01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,168
so Tyler can have his weapon.
1027
01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,128
What part of
"people are dying out there"
1028
01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,477
do you not understand?
1029
01:03:05,564 --> 01:03:07,784
He's not just
an experiment to me.
1030
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:09,698
No, I-I raised him.
1031
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,440
His first birthday.
1032
01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,444
I raised him
better than my own son.
1033
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:19,012
He's in a little suit phase.
1034
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,361
You know what, mister.
1035
01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:21,841
I'd feel sorry for you
1036
01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:25,149
if your pet hadn't just eaten
my best friend.
1037
01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,238
But he did.
1038
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:30,415
And he made
doo-doo and hairballs
1039
01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,765
out of old ladies
and little kids.
1040
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:36,508
So, enough of this bullshit.
1041
01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,728
Take it out.
Take it out. Take it out.
1042
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,122
I'll take this out
on one condition.
1043
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,124
You're gonna use
your Star Trek shit here
1044
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:45,996
to help us kill it.
1045
01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:47,388
- Catch it.
- Catch it.
1046
01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:48,955
Okay. Okay.
I'll help you get it.
1047
01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,957
Jesus. Just take it out.
1048
01:04:01,707 --> 01:04:03,100
Maybe I should have the tranq.
1049
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:06,364
Stop! Can't touch this!
That tranq is strong enough
1050
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:07,713
to put an elephant down
for 24 hours.
1051
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,671
You don't want it going off.
1052
01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:13,762
This is all very sensitive
and expensive equipment.
1053
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,243
Now this guy uses
thermal imaging
1054
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,549
and it's the only thing
we can use to track
1055
01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:18,680
his whereabouts.
1056
01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:20,769
And I only have one pair.
1057
01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:25,078
Oh! He's here. He's here.
1058
01:04:26,123 --> 01:04:28,386
Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy.
1059
01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:32,042
There you are. Easy.
1060
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:35,045
- What is he doing?
- Okay, easy.
1061
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,830
Chance, sit.
1062
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,311
Hey, maybe I have
a milk bone for you.
1063
01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,443
Yeah? But you got to sit.
1064
01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,489
Can you sit for me? Chance?
1065
01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,622
Easy, easy.
1066
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,843
Chance. Sit!
1067
01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:53,672
Slow.
1068
01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:55,761
Good boy.
1069
01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,763
All right, let's get you home.
1070
01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:19,524
There you are.
1071
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,442
He's choking on
the ninja man's expensive gear!
1072
01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:31,536
Denny, what's your plan?
1073
01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:34,669
Saw this in a little movie
called Jaws.
1074
01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,767
Jeez.
How fast are those things?
1075
01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,422
40 miles an hour. Jinx.
1076
01:05:48,509 --> 01:05:49,902
You owe me a soda.
1077
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:54,733
Where's it going?
1078
01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,053
You better make
this shot, dude.
1079
01:06:10,923 --> 01:06:13,230
Dude, your sister
is hot as fuck.
1080
01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,579
Super hot.
1081
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,320
It sounds like
that party's fucking lame.
1082
01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:18,975
Come on, man.
Just smoke it.
1083
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,325
Nothing bad will happen.
1084
01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:22,674
Yeah.
Thanks for holding.
1085
01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:24,458
The store manager
will be with you shortly.
1086
01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:27,809
I have been holding
for an hour and 17 minutes
1087
01:06:27,896 --> 01:06:30,116
to speak to a goddamn manager!
1088
01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,639
Ma'am, you need to calm down.
1089
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,033
I said the store manager's
gonna be with you shortly.
1090
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,949
Another goddamn hour? I--
1091
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,954
Fuck!
1092
01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,263
Party!
Turn that shit up, dude!
1093
01:06:46,350 --> 01:06:48,874
Whoo!
1094
01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,188
Sheriff Grimley.
1095
01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:02,018
Sheriff, there are a bunch
of millennials having a party.
1096
01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:07,110
Oh, Karen! How did you
get this extension?
1097
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,329
There's nothing illegal
about having a party.
1098
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:12,419
They're making a lot of noise.
They're disturbing the peace
1099
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:13,594
and it is late.
1100
01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:16,815
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
1101
01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,991
Just send somebody over here!
1102
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:25,650
Well, better check it out.
Got nothing better to do.
1103
01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,739
Hey, ding-dong.
1104
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,393
Hey, ding-dong!
1105
01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:31,699
Let's go!
1106
01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:45,061
What the hell is this?
1107
01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:48,760
Damn kids.
1108
01:07:57,464 --> 01:07:58,857
Yeah, this is
the manager, Rudy, speaking.
1109
01:07:58,944 --> 01:08:01,294
How may I help you? Ma'am?
1110
01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:04,602
You called about
the air fryer? Again?
1111
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:09,259
Uh. Yeah, the good news is
you had the protection plan,
1112
01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,174
so it's not gonna cost you
an arm and a leg.
1113
01:08:11,261 --> 01:08:13,698
The bad news is, uh...
1114
01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,266
Are you there? Ma'am?
1115
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,876
Uh, can you get closer
to the phone, please?
1116
01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:23,055
Okay. I guess
you're definitely still there.
1117
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:25,362
So, like I was saying,
if you just, uh--
1118
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:26,798
It's tearing me apart!
1119
01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:28,495
Okay.
Yeah, you're overreacting
1120
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497
because it's just an air fryer.
1121
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:32,369
It's killing me!
1122
01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:41,726
No matter what happens,
we have to stick together.
1123
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:44,207
Raptors are known to pick off
the sick and the weak.
1124
01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:45,599
And eat stragglers.
1125
01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:46,774
Where's Denny?
1126
01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:49,821
Denny, what are you doing?
1127
01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:53,738
I'm fucking with his heat vision
He won't be able to see us!
1128
01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:55,000
Like in Predator.
1129
01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:58,308
You want some mud?
Here, I've got some mud.
1130
01:08:58,395 --> 01:09:01,006
The thermal imaging
was just for us to see it.
1131
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,747
Raptors don't have heat vision.
1132
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:04,270
Now you're just muddy.
1133
01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:06,229
Well, raptors may not,
1134
01:09:06,316 --> 01:09:09,145
but we don't know
how invisible raptors see us.
1135
01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:11,799
He's got a point.
1136
01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:14,672
Just come on.
Stay close.
1137
01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:23,594
All right!
1138
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,205
Oh, jeez.
Will you put on your badge?
1139
01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:28,773
We're in public.
We got to look respectable.
1140
01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:30,601
No one has to wear 'em
at the station.
1141
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,563
Hey, can I ask you a question?
1142
01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:41,829
Are you living your dream?
1143
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:44,441
What?
1144
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:46,138
Like, when you were
a little boy?
1145
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,228
Is this what
you dreamt of doing?
1146
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,497
Do you mind if I share
my dream with you?
1147
01:09:58,106 --> 01:09:59,107
No.
1148
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:04,112
I got a real passion
for electronic music.
1149
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,681
Have you ever been to Berlin?
1150
01:10:07,768 --> 01:10:10,989
- I can't say that I have.
- Oh, you're really missing out.
1151
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:14,210
The EDM scene there
is like no other.
1152
01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:15,994
And if you ever get
a chance to go,
1153
01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,778
you got to try to get into...
1154
01:10:17,865 --> 01:10:19,389
Berghain.
1155
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,827
Oh, well I'll be sure
to make a point of that
1156
01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:24,785
in my "don't give a shit"
planner.
1157
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,354
- I just finished my demo.
- Hmm.
1158
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,051
I think
people are really gonna like it.
1159
01:10:30,138 --> 01:10:31,401
I wouldn't jump
to any conclusions.
1160
01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:33,968
Oh. You just give it
a listen, okay?
1161
01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:35,622
- And be honest with me, okay?
- Uh.
1162
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:37,102
You're not gonna hurt
my feelings.
1163
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:44,805
Oh!
1164
01:10:46,372 --> 01:10:47,721
Sounds even better in a car.
1165
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:51,682
Oh, get lost in it. Oh.
1166
01:10:58,993 --> 01:11:00,691
What do you think?
1167
01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,736
Well, I'll be perfectly
honest with you.
1168
01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:04,521
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't be caught dead
1169
01:11:04,608 --> 01:11:06,262
listening to this crap.
1170
01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:10,701
We'll head on
over there after ten.
1171
01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:14,270
The, uh, noise ordinance isn't
in effect until then.
1172
01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,272
Okay.
1173
01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,194
What was that?
1174
01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:28,893
Wasn't that
1175
01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:31,025
some more
of your bullshit music?
1176
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:32,897
- No.
- Oh, gee.
1177
01:11:35,769 --> 01:11:36,901
There it is again.
1178
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:41,122
Hey, make yourself useful.
1179
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:45,431
Ichabod Crane's nemesis.
The "blank" Horseman.
1180
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,912
Scarlet Horseman?
1181
01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,566
- Yellow Horseman?
- Yeah.
1182
01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:51,176
- Spotted Horseman?
- Ah...
1183
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:32,304
Hey, man, close the door.
We're hotboxing in here.
1184
01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:38,223
Happy birthday, I guess.
1185
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:43,794
What was that?
Did you just fart?
1186
01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:47,363
Uh-oh, something
bad's about to happen.
1187
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:06,469
Somebody let me in!
Open the door!
1188
01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,304
Look who showed up.
1189
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:19,395
Well, Sheriff,
I'd hate to say that I told--
1190
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:24,095
- What is it?
- Oh!
1191
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:27,925
Oh!
1192
01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:32,408
Oh... Do you think
I should reapply?
1193
01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:35,236
It's probably a good time
to reapply.
1194
01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:54,081
Hey you! Let's kick it!
1195
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,470
Let's go!
1196
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,256
Shush!-
1197
01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,955
C'mon, man. This is game.
1198
01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,353
Holy shit!
1199
01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:05,979
Look for the balloon.
1200
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,464
This is clear.
The hallway's clear.
1201
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,131
White Claw. This Gen Z shit.
1202
01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:29,525
Help me. Help me, please.
1203
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,439
Something's grabbed my leg.
1204
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,745
There it is.
There it is. There it is.
1205
01:15:33,659 --> 01:15:35,139
Party's over, pal.
1206
01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:38,577
Shit, that's my last arrow,
Dr. G., You got this?
1207
01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,232
Where is it?
1208
01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:43,147
Toilet paper!
1209
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,394
- It worked!
- Is it dead?
1210
01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,792
- I think it's just sleeping.
- Sleeping?
1211
01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:26,233
How long will that
tranquilizer last?
1212
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,495
Hopefully long enough.
1213
01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:33,023
Can you believe it?
1214
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:38,332
I've dreamt about this
since I was a kid.
1215
01:16:38,419 --> 01:16:39,856
I just wish we could see it.
1216
01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:01,225
Ha! Feathers. I knew it.
1217
01:17:32,212 --> 01:17:33,213
It's living.
1218
01:17:34,345 --> 01:17:35,651
It's breathing.
1219
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,393
I can hear its heartbeat.
1220
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,879
It's time to meet
the Flintstones!
1221
01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:48,185
No, no, Denny!
What are you doing?
1222
01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:50,491
I'm gonna smash his head in
with this rock.
1223
01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,884
Where's his head?
Where's his head?
1224
01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,669
Denny, we can't.
1225
01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,540
What do you mean "we can't"?
1226
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,977
This thing just
massacred a party!
1227
01:17:58,064 --> 01:18:00,110
And by God,
we're avenging Mr. Beagle.
1228
01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:03,374
We have it sedated, for now.
1229
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:06,769
This is the greatest
scientific discovery ever.
1230
01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:07,987
We can't destroy it.
1231
01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:11,295
We have to find
a secure facility
1232
01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:12,513
and lock it up somehow.
1233
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,690
- And where would that be?
- I don't know.
1234
01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,353
- Jail cell.
- Jail cell.
1235
01:18:29,530 --> 01:18:31,445
Denny, please.
1236
01:18:33,970 --> 01:18:36,059
All right, fine.
1237
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,713
But I still think
it's a pretty stupid idea
1238
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,323
coming from a doctor's brain.
1239
01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:47,810
- Fucker!
- Stop.
1240
01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:49,637
All right, fine!
1241
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:53,032
I'll get the car,
you fuckers.
1242
01:18:55,513 --> 01:18:58,646
Grant, are you sure about this?
1243
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,300
It's just doing what it does.
1244
01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:03,826
It's an apex predator
that's suppressed
1245
01:19:03,913 --> 01:19:07,046
65 million years
of gut instinct.
1246
01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:09,135
It's just surviving.
1247
01:19:09,222 --> 01:19:11,094
It's just eating and fucking.
1248
01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:15,141
And at the end of the day,
isn't that what we all want?
1249
01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:19,711
I mean, I love eating
and fucking too,
1250
01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,583
but I don't want to see
dead people everywhere.
1251
01:19:23,367 --> 01:19:25,108
If we destroy this,
1252
01:19:25,195 --> 01:19:27,719
we're eliminating
an entire species...
1253
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:30,809
again.
1254
01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,246
I can't morally be
the second meteor.
1255
01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:37,990
Hey, good news!
1256
01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:40,906
I got the ratchet straps
from my Christmas tree.
1257
01:19:40,993 --> 01:19:43,561
Yeah. All right, let's get 'em
on the roof. Okay.
1258
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:47,913
- One... Two...
- Wait, wait, wait.
1259
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,611
- All right. Okay.
- Three!
1260
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,485
Okay. He's heavy.
1261
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,009
Okay.
1262
01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,098
Oh, his feathers
are tickling me.
1263
01:19:59,185 --> 01:20:01,013
Come back.
1264
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:02,319
Okay. Okay. Easy.
1265
01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:03,407
Don't drop it.
1266
01:20:06,192 --> 01:20:08,847
Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it.
1267
01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:14,200
Okay. Okay. Back up.
1268
01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:15,593
- Lift!
- Amber, get under.
1269
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,508
- Set...
- I don't have him!
1270
01:20:17,595 --> 01:20:18,770
Go!
1271
01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:34,351
Is that my blue pen?
1272
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:36,266
Yeah.
1273
01:20:36,353 --> 01:20:38,137
- Keep it.
- You know what, Amber?
1274
01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:39,617
You got yourself
a good boyfriend there.
1275
01:20:39,704 --> 01:20:41,184
Oh, well, he's not my...
1276
01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:42,968
I mean, we've only been
best friends for like six hours,
1277
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:45,318
but I can tell we're in it
for the long haul.
1278
01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:48,800
And you're coming with Amber.
I'm a good judge of character.
1279
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,107
The three amigos.
1280
01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:52,630
Granted.
1281
01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,501
Doc G and I are gonna need
a few guy nights.
1282
01:20:54,588 --> 01:20:56,939
You know, a little time
at the dude ranch.
1283
01:20:57,026 --> 01:20:58,418
But you understand.
1284
01:20:58,505 --> 01:21:00,594
Of course.
1285
01:21:00,681 --> 01:21:02,248
Oh, when are your birthdays?
1286
01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:03,641
Um, I'm in July.
1287
01:21:03,728 --> 01:21:05,208
I'm in July!
1288
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,775
We should do,
like, a joint party.
1289
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,039
Okay.
1290
01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:12,258
We got another
Cancer up in here.
1291
01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:13,956
What about you, Doc G,
when's yours?
1292
01:21:14,043 --> 01:21:15,044
I'm in May.
1293
01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,567
19th.
1294
01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,699
He's a Taurus.
1295
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:20,788
All this shit
ain't gonna take itself out!
1296
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,704
Guess I'll do it myself, Gina.
1297
01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,230
What is it?
1298
01:21:29,058 --> 01:21:30,102
You fucker!
1299
01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:32,452
What are you doing?
1300
01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:33,758
Hey, motherfucker!
1301
01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:40,460
Deniel? Deniel Dennison?
1302
01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,332
Denielson!
1303
01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:44,334
Yeah, you ain't
laughing now, are you?
1304
01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:45,901
What are you talking about?
1305
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:50,166
You turned me
into a joke in sixth grade!
1306
01:21:50,253 --> 01:21:51,297
What?
1307
01:21:51,384 --> 01:21:53,169
You pulled my Hammer pants down!
1308
01:21:53,256 --> 01:21:55,258
Oh, shit.
1309
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,346
What?
1310
01:21:57,173 --> 01:21:58,261
You don't want to know.
1311
01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,827
You made me
the laughingstock
1312
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,916
of this whole town.
1313
01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,309
Denny, get back in the car!
1314
01:22:04,441 --> 01:22:05,703
There's no handle.
1315
01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,053
I just saved this whole town
and your sorry asses
1316
01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:10,926
from a rampaging dinosaur.
1317
01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:12,623
Are-Are you all right, man?
1318
01:22:12,710 --> 01:22:14,059
How's this for all right?
1319
01:22:14,146 --> 01:22:15,234
What's he doing?
1320
01:22:16,714 --> 01:22:18,150
Oh, no!
1321
01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:19,847
What are you doing?
1322
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,111
That's right, bitch.
1323
01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:24,026
I fucking did it
with my new best friends.
1324
01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:26,593
♪ I fucking did it
With my new best friends! ♪
1325
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,291
♪ I fucking did it
With my new best friends! ♪
1326
01:22:28,378 --> 01:22:29,988
Denny,
get back in the car!
1327
01:22:30,075 --> 01:22:32,773
♪ I fucking, I fucking did it
With my new best... ♪
1328
01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,732
It's waking up.
1329
01:22:34,819 --> 01:22:36,560
Denny, we have a problem!
1330
01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:38,954
♪ I fucking did it
With my new best friends! ♪
1331
01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:40,651
It's waking up!
1332
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,524
You know what?
You just suck, man.
1333
01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:47,223
Denny! It can read!
1334
01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:49,877
While you're sitting
around your stupid-ass pajamas,
1335
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,140
living my life
with Gina Del Vecchio,
1336
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:51,967
with what should have
been my family!
1337
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,403
Denny!
1338
01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,622
I was out saving the whole world
from total annihilation,
1339
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,320
like Sarah fucking Connor.
1340
01:22:58,060 --> 01:22:59,539
But with a dick.
1341
01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,673
With a dinky dick.
1342
01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:08,374
You'll always be
Dinky Dick Denny.
1343
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:15,947
Dinky Dick Denny!
1344
01:23:19,733 --> 01:23:21,257
The hood.
1345
01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,476
Denny, look out!
1346
01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:30,701
What the hell?
1347
01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:44,280
Gina!
1348
01:23:54,942 --> 01:23:56,770
No, no, no. Give me my leg back!
1349
01:24:00,383 --> 01:24:02,167
Gina, you bitch, get out here!
1350
01:24:05,605 --> 01:24:09,348
Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the fuck
over here and help me!
1351
01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:18,401
Denny, get the fuck over here!
1352
01:24:18,488 --> 01:24:20,838
I got a small dick too!
1353
01:24:46,907 --> 01:24:47,952
My bad.
1354
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,564
Your bad?
1355
01:24:51,651 --> 01:24:54,350
You should've let me smash
his head in with that rock.
1356
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:59,355
Let me out.
1357
01:24:59,442 --> 01:25:01,052
All right. Jeez.
Hold your horses.
1358
01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:02,793
- Let me out!
- You got to... Here.
1359
01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:23,335
Your bad?
1360
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,817
You just let it loose again!
1361
01:25:27,470 --> 01:25:28,775
You...
1362
01:25:29,385 --> 01:25:30,386
muddy,
1363
01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:33,258
redneck
1364
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:34,346
idiot!-
1365
01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:35,565
Whoa, now, Dr. G.
1366
01:25:35,652 --> 01:25:37,871
That's no way
to talk to a friend.
1367
01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,138
Friends?
1368
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,577
We're not friends.
1369
01:25:49,231 --> 01:25:51,494
We're not even work friends.
1370
01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:56,803
This isn't hanging out,
you moron.
1371
01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,502
All you had to do
was drive it to the jail.
1372
01:25:59,589 --> 01:26:03,593
Now it is going
to kill more people.
1373
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,683
That man is a stump!
1374
01:26:11,035 --> 01:26:12,645
You're the one that wanted
to let it take a nap
1375
01:26:12,732 --> 01:26:14,560
because of
your scientific discoveries.
1376
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:15,692
Oh...
1377
01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:17,607
I told you
we should have killed it.
1378
01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:21,306
Now, Dusty Peter's
hot-ass wife is a widow!
1379
01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,527
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
1380
01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:28,792
This blood is on your hands.
1381
01:26:28,879 --> 01:26:32,274
And you did all this
because someone saw your dick
1382
01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:33,797
in the sixth grade?
1383
01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:35,755
Unbelievable!
1384
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,890
We are doing this ourselves.
1385
01:26:39,977 --> 01:26:42,197
We don't need you anymore.
1386
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:46,810
I thought we were chums.
1387
01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:51,293
Yeah? Is that what you thought?
1388
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:55,384
Because guess what?
We're not chums.
1389
01:26:55,471 --> 01:26:57,124
Ah, not Larry Loco!
1390
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:02,652
Come on, Amber.
1391
01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:06,221
Come on.
1392
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:41,256
I think you're a little harsh
on Denny.
1393
01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:45,216
Well, he's a big harsh idiot.
1394
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:48,175
He made a mistake, yes.
But maybe he was right.
1395
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,568
That thing's a monster.
1396
01:27:49,655 --> 01:27:52,963
And dinosaurs and humans
are not meant to coexist.
1397
01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:57,359
But I felt it breathing.
We felt its heartbeat.
1398
01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,665
A real-life raptor.
1399
01:27:59,752 --> 01:28:01,798
Yeah. A real-life
invisible raptor
1400
01:28:01,885 --> 01:28:03,669
that's on a killing rampage.
1401
01:28:08,979 --> 01:28:12,287
What if my butthole
is responsible for this mess?
1402
01:28:12,374 --> 01:28:15,202
- I'm not following.
- My butthole.
1403
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,727
The butthole that I discovered
that Tyler Corp took from me.
1404
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,468
That's the only way
they could get the preserved DNA
1405
01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:20,643
to make this.
1406
01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:22,993
They took my butthole
1407
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:26,083
and made me
look like an asshole.
1408
01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:28,912
And if that dumbass didn't take
an egotistical pit stop,
1409
01:28:28,999 --> 01:28:30,566
we would've had it contained.
1410
01:28:30,653 --> 01:28:34,004
This was my chance
to get this prehistoric weapon
1411
01:28:34,091 --> 01:28:35,353
out of the wrong hands
1412
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,181
and finally take down
Tyler Corp!
1413
01:28:38,661 --> 01:28:40,793
Then I wouldn't have to
go back to Dino World.
1414
01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,233
What is it?
1415
01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:48,845
We're going back to Dino World.
1416
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,327
Trust me. I have a plan.
1417
01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:53,676
Plus, I have to
pick up my paycheck.
1418
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:05,557
I'm sorry
I let you down, Mr. Beagle.
1419
01:29:05,644 --> 01:29:09,126
I'm sorry, Mr. Beags.
1420
01:29:10,823 --> 01:29:15,045
Dad, Dad, Dad.
Oh, Daddy, I miss you.
1421
01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:17,221
I really need
your advice right now.
1422
01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:20,050
Why the fuck
did you have to leave?
1423
01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:26,796
I finally found a friend.
1424
01:29:26,883 --> 01:29:31,496
I had finally found
a best friend, Doc G.
1425
01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,369
And I fucked it up.
I screwed it up.
1426
01:29:37,763 --> 01:29:39,286
I just want to redeem myself.
1427
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,158
I want to show him
that I could get it.
1428
01:29:41,245 --> 01:29:44,466
I could get this thing.
I could kill this fucker.
1429
01:29:44,553 --> 01:29:46,946
I can kill it.
1430
01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:49,601
Oh, Dad, come on, Dad.
Just give me something.
1431
01:29:49,688 --> 01:29:52,299
Come on. Just talk...
talk to me or something.
1432
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:53,431
Give me a sign.
1433
01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:04,399
Hmm. Want me to drink it?
1434
01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:05,487
Bingo.
1435
01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:10,535
All right, we need
the T-Rex suit
1436
01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:11,841
and the mating call CD.
1437
01:30:11,928 --> 01:30:13,451
Is that that thing
you were rapping to?
1438
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:15,322
Yes.
1439
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:17,281
Where did they put it?
1440
01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,588
You really think
this is gonna work?
1441
01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:22,417
Amber, this raptor has been
outsmarting us the whole time.
1442
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,896
We do know it's a male.
1443
01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:25,898
The only way to get it
to stop thinking with its brain
1444
01:30:25,985 --> 01:30:28,379
is to get it
to start thinking with its dick.
1445
01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:31,251
We have to bait it.
It's the only chance we have.
1446
01:30:31,338 --> 01:30:32,818
But where are we gonna trap it?
1447
01:30:32,905 --> 01:30:35,299
We can't do it in town.
There's too many lives at risk.
1448
01:30:35,386 --> 01:30:38,520
I got all this land
in the middle of nowhere
1449
01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:42,045
and we're expecting
a huge surplus
1450
01:30:42,132 --> 01:30:45,048
come this summer
because McCluckskey Farms
1451
01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,180
chickens are in heat!
1452
01:30:47,267 --> 01:30:49,269
And you know what that means?
1453
01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:51,315
A crap load of eggs!
1454
01:30:51,402 --> 01:30:53,578
Chickens.
1455
01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:56,276
- Chickens?
- All her chickens are in heat.
1456
01:30:56,363 --> 01:30:58,540
Raptors are basically
six-foot chickens.
1457
01:30:58,627 --> 01:31:00,498
And we lure it
to the chicken farm
1458
01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:01,804
with the mating calls
1459
01:31:01,891 --> 01:31:04,154
and then the pheromones
will cloud its brain!
1460
01:31:04,241 --> 01:31:05,938
And then it devotes
all its energy to mating.
1461
01:31:06,025 --> 01:31:07,418
And that's when
we make our move...
1462
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,202
And trap it.
1463
01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:10,377
So you're gonna get
into the dino suit
1464
01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:11,770
and shake your ass
in front of it?
1465
01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:13,163
No, I was gonna have Denny...
1466
01:31:14,599 --> 01:31:16,166
Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away,
1467
01:31:16,253 --> 01:31:19,430
it looks like you might need
your best friend.
1468
01:31:19,517 --> 01:31:21,301
Well, he was the only one
that believed me.
1469
01:31:21,388 --> 01:31:22,607
I believed you!
1470
01:31:24,914 --> 01:31:25,915
Did you though?
1471
01:31:26,002 --> 01:31:27,307
- Eventually.
- You did?
1472
01:31:27,394 --> 01:31:29,962
After it attacked me
and there was definite proof.
1473
01:31:41,931 --> 01:31:45,717
Ooh, I recognize you,
you chickenshit motherfucker.
1474
01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:48,851
You back to tango?
1475
01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:52,594
We've been going
around and around.
1476
01:32:01,428 --> 01:32:03,692
Denny. Come in, Denny.
1477
01:32:05,781 --> 01:32:07,260
Denny, come in.
1478
01:32:07,347 --> 01:32:09,524
Denny, do you read? Over.
1479
01:32:11,743 --> 01:32:14,311
Go for Denny, over.
Go for Denny.
1480
01:32:14,398 --> 01:32:15,704
Denny...
1481
01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:17,706
I know how I treated you
1482
01:32:17,793 --> 01:32:20,099
could have been perceived
as wrong.
1483
01:32:27,367 --> 01:32:28,630
I was an asshole.
1484
01:32:31,284 --> 01:32:34,810
But I have a plan
and I need my partner.
1485
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,074
So we're partners again?
1486
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:43,296
Yes, we're partners again.
1487
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:45,298
Are we chums though?
1488
01:32:46,430 --> 01:32:48,258
Yes, we're chums.
1489
01:32:48,345 --> 01:32:50,826
- Best chums?
- Yes, we're best chums!
1490
01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:54,307
Yes!
1491
01:32:54,394 --> 01:32:56,483
Yeah! We've got the team back!
1492
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:58,181
Do you have fishing gear?
1493
01:32:58,268 --> 01:33:00,313
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
1494
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,098
Sure.
1495
01:33:02,185 --> 01:33:04,709
All right. Bring it and meet us
at McCluckskey's Farms.
1496
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:06,581
Over and out.
1497
01:33:39,831 --> 01:33:42,791
It's 2:00 a.m.
This better be good, assholes.
1498
01:33:42,878 --> 01:33:46,185
Because you just woke me up
from my first wet dream I've had
1499
01:33:46,272 --> 01:33:50,059
since they faked
that moon landing.
1500
01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:55,760
We apologize for that.
1501
01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:58,981
But listen, we really need
your help, Ms. McCluckskey.
1502
01:33:59,068 --> 01:34:01,636
There is a six-foot
invisible dinosaur
1503
01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:03,420
on the loose killing people.
1504
01:34:03,507 --> 01:34:04,900
And it's the same one
1505
01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:07,424
that destroyed your egg stand.
We need to use your truck
1506
01:34:07,511 --> 01:34:10,166
to lure it back here
and contain it.
1507
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,606
No.
1508
01:34:18,609 --> 01:34:19,610
Shit.
1509
01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:22,526
I had a whole plan
and everything.
1510
01:34:26,617 --> 01:34:28,706
Listen, Henrietta,
what he meant to say was
1511
01:34:28,793 --> 01:34:30,186
is that we're trying to capture
1512
01:34:30,273 --> 01:34:32,754
a giant six-foot mutant
ninja chicken
1513
01:34:32,841 --> 01:34:34,930
that the government made
in order to put small farmers
1514
01:34:35,017 --> 01:34:37,062
like yourself out of business.
1515
01:34:37,149 --> 01:34:39,717
So we need you to kindly get up
off your ass and help us!
1516
01:34:43,765 --> 01:34:46,898
I knew it. I fucking knew it.
1517
01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:49,335
I'll get my shit!
1518
01:34:51,468 --> 01:34:53,557
All right, here's the plan.
1519
01:34:53,644 --> 01:34:54,950
Henrietta, we're gonna
need your truck.
1520
01:34:55,037 --> 01:34:56,908
Does that PA system still work?
1521
01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:59,215
Does Dolly Parton
sleep on her back?
1522
01:35:00,651 --> 01:35:01,957
That's how they say
"yes" out here.
1523
01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:04,089
Um, what kind
of stereo system does it have?
1524
01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:08,050
It's got one of those
brand-new high-tech ones.
1525
01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:10,835
- Damn!
- It plays those compact discs.
1526
01:35:10,922 --> 01:35:13,838
- Oh, yes! Great. Denny...
- Hmm?
1527
01:35:13,925 --> 01:35:15,274
I need you in that dino costume
1528
01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,407
and I need you to shake
your ass like it's your job.
1529
01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,104
I knew that would pay off.
1530
01:35:19,191 --> 01:35:21,977
Now, Henrietta, I noticed
you have jars of chicken urine
1531
01:35:22,064 --> 01:35:23,456
on the wall over here,
which is great.
1532
01:35:23,543 --> 01:35:26,503
Well, that big jar is mine.
1533
01:35:26,590 --> 01:35:28,200
The chicken ones are labeled.
1534
01:35:30,028 --> 01:35:31,073
Okay.
1535
01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:35,294
Denny, I need you
to cover yourself in this.
1536
01:35:35,381 --> 01:35:37,732
The pheromones from that urine
mixed with the mating sounds
1537
01:35:37,819 --> 01:35:39,908
are gonna lure
the raptor right to us.
1538
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,866
Doc G, this...
1539
01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:43,346
Can we have just
a moment in private, please?
1540
01:35:45,391 --> 01:35:49,221
Just... Just assuming that-that
all doesn't go as planned,
1541
01:35:49,308 --> 01:35:51,223
um, if this thing gets me,
1542
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:52,703
does that mean
I just have to say goodbye
1543
01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:54,357
to my little virgin butthole?
1544
01:35:54,444 --> 01:35:56,141
Odds are on the raptor
will have a cloaca
1545
01:35:56,228 --> 01:35:58,187
so there won't be
any penetration,
1546
01:35:58,274 --> 01:36:00,929
- just some dry rubbing.
- So it won't go past third base?
1547
01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:04,802
Fucker better
buy me dinner first.
1548
01:36:04,889 --> 01:36:06,238
- You should be good.
- All right, fuck it.
1549
01:36:06,325 --> 01:36:08,632
Uh. Just con-continue
with the plan then.
1550
01:36:08,719 --> 01:36:10,503
Henrietta, you drive.
1551
01:36:10,590 --> 01:36:12,375
As long as you keep it
over 41 miles an hour,
1552
01:36:12,462 --> 01:36:14,246
we'll be able to keep
it at a safe distance.
1553
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:16,771
Lure it right to
your barn and trap it.
1554
01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:20,165
Of course, because a raptor's
max speed is 40 miles an hour.
1555
01:36:20,252 --> 01:36:23,081
- Good call back, Amber.
- And if plan A doesn't work?
1556
01:36:23,168 --> 01:36:24,779
Then we go to plan B.
1557
01:36:26,171 --> 01:36:27,216
Denny.-Hmm?
1558
01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:29,000
What do you have
that can kill a raptor?
1559
01:36:32,177 --> 01:36:35,659
I made this exploding tip arrow.
1560
01:36:35,746 --> 01:36:38,401
- How did you make that?
- Did you see Rambo 2?
1561
01:36:39,619 --> 01:36:40,751
I did that.
1562
01:36:41,752 --> 01:36:43,798
All right, any questions?
1563
01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:48,672
What?
1564
01:36:48,759 --> 01:36:51,196
Look, I know this is insane,
1565
01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,676
but just a few hours ago,
1566
01:36:52,763 --> 01:36:54,547
so was the idea
of an invisible raptor.
1567
01:36:54,634 --> 01:36:57,942
So, anybody got any
better suggestions?
1568
01:36:59,335 --> 01:37:00,858
Sounds airtight to me.
1569
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:06,733
Amber, make sure you have
the mating calls CD ready.
1570
01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:07,865
You got it, dude.
1571
01:37:07,952 --> 01:37:09,562
Can you zip me
up here, Doc G?
1572
01:37:10,650 --> 01:37:11,695
Yeah.-
1573
01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:19,834
You left this.
1574
01:37:29,931 --> 01:37:31,541
Ow.
1575
01:37:31,628 --> 01:37:34,152
- You look good.
- I know.
1576
01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:38,243
And you left this, chum.
1577
01:37:48,079 --> 01:37:49,733
Now give me that golden shower.
1578
01:37:52,170 --> 01:37:53,519
Oh, shit.
1579
01:38:05,401 --> 01:38:07,664
You were supposed
to put it on the suit.
1580
01:38:16,455 --> 01:38:18,936
- You sure this line will hold?
- Yeah, this is braided line.
1581
01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,895
It's like 500 pound test.
1582
01:38:20,982 --> 01:38:22,461
This shit could hook
a blue whale
1583
01:38:22,548 --> 01:38:24,202
getting fucked by an elephant.
1584
01:38:24,289 --> 01:38:25,377
Good enough.
1585
01:38:29,381 --> 01:38:32,341
- Let's boogie, yo!
- All right!
1586
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,692
Hit it, girls.
1587
01:38:38,782 --> 01:38:40,697
Let's hunt us
an invisible raptor.
1588
01:38:45,615 --> 01:38:48,487
It's mating time!
1589
01:38:48,574 --> 01:38:50,837
Murray,
you out there smoking again?
1590
01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:52,883
Just keep it down.
1591
01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:54,885
None of your business
what I'm doing out here,
1592
01:38:54,972 --> 01:38:56,495
you old dinosaur.
1593
01:38:56,582 --> 01:38:57,975
I'm watering the plants.
1594
01:38:58,062 --> 01:38:59,411
You're not
out there watering plants.
1595
01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,718
I could be watering the plants.
1596
01:39:42,454 --> 01:39:44,021
This is really good shit.
1597
01:39:45,501 --> 01:39:46,981
We're in its territory!
1598
01:39:47,068 --> 01:39:48,765
Are you sure
this is the right spot?
1599
01:39:48,852 --> 01:39:50,636
Trust me.
1600
01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,464
All right, shake that ass.
1601
01:39:52,551 --> 01:39:53,552
What?
1602
01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:56,729
Shake. That. Ass.
1603
01:39:56,816 --> 01:39:59,167
Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh.
1604
01:39:59,254 --> 01:40:00,907
- This is hot.
- This is so hot.
1605
01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:02,170
He's gonna like this.
1606
01:40:02,257 --> 01:40:04,346
Big hips. Big hips! Big hips.
1607
01:40:04,433 --> 01:40:06,174
Yep. In and out.
Oh, I feel that.
1608
01:40:06,261 --> 01:40:07,740
Yeah, that feels good.
1609
01:40:07,827 --> 01:40:10,308
This is kind of turning me on.
1610
01:40:10,395 --> 01:40:13,355
With moves like this,
you better hope he has a cloaca.
1611
01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:24,148
This is really good shit!
1612
01:40:25,715 --> 01:40:27,847
Yeah, that's it.
It's all in the hips.
1613
01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:34,028
I hear him coming, Doc!
1614
01:40:38,858 --> 01:40:40,121
- We got him!
- We got him.
1615
01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:42,993
I can't see, though.
I can't see.
1616
01:40:43,080 --> 01:40:45,082
- I got him.
- We got him.
1617
01:40:45,169 --> 01:40:46,214
Hit it, Henrietta.
1618
01:40:47,737 --> 01:40:49,217
Hold on to your buttholes.
1619
01:40:53,525 --> 01:40:55,049
- Oh, man.
- Hold still!
1620
01:40:56,006 --> 01:40:57,616
Oh, whoa, okay. God!
1621
01:40:57,703 --> 01:40:58,704
Hold!
1622
01:41:01,229 --> 01:41:03,274
He's jumping
like a largemouth bass.
1623
01:41:03,361 --> 01:41:06,321
Whoa!
1624
01:41:08,279 --> 01:41:09,411
Hang tight. Hold him!
1625
01:41:09,498 --> 01:41:12,109
This fucker's
all over the place.
1626
01:41:12,196 --> 01:41:14,242
Where's he going?
He's going left!
1627
01:41:15,460 --> 01:41:17,767
Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc.
1628
01:41:17,854 --> 01:41:19,551
Which one of them
are you fucking?
1629
01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:23,120
Neither.-Good.
1630
01:41:23,207 --> 01:41:24,817
I'm gonna mount
this fucker on my wall.
1631
01:41:24,904 --> 01:41:25,949
He's squirrely.
1632
01:41:26,036 --> 01:41:27,342
Hang on!
1633
01:41:29,909 --> 01:41:30,910
Grant!
1634
01:41:34,262 --> 01:41:35,698
We got to go faster.
1635
01:41:35,785 --> 01:41:37,221
We got to get her over 40.
1636
01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:40,268
She's an old truck.
I'm giving her all she's got!
1637
01:41:44,794 --> 01:41:46,665
He's opening
the tailgate!
1638
01:41:48,014 --> 01:41:50,234
We're gonna need a bigger truck!
1639
01:42:01,289 --> 01:42:03,378
Uh, Doc, he's back!
1640
01:42:03,465 --> 01:42:05,728
Whoa, he's right here.
He's right there, Doc!
1641
01:42:09,297 --> 01:42:10,646
Henrietta, watch out!
1642
01:42:11,255 --> 01:42:12,256
Shit!
1643
01:42:20,699 --> 01:42:21,787
You fellas okay back there?
1644
01:42:27,967 --> 01:42:31,536
Man, if I had known
I was gonna be rode this hard,
1645
01:42:31,623 --> 01:42:34,017
I would've worn my nice undies.
1646
01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:37,499
Where is he?
Where is he, Doc G?
1647
01:42:37,586 --> 01:42:38,848
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
1648
01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,286
Ah, Denny! Denny!
1649
01:42:45,159 --> 01:42:46,725
- Hold on.
- Doc, help me!
1650
01:42:46,812 --> 01:42:48,597
I got you, Denny.
1651
01:42:50,860 --> 01:42:52,427
It's gonna pull me out!
1652
01:42:52,514 --> 01:42:55,256
No, no, Doc G!
Hold on. Hold on.
1653
01:42:55,343 --> 01:42:56,735
You're slipping!
1654
01:42:56,822 --> 01:42:59,303
- I've got you, chum.
- Doc, don't let go!
1655
01:42:59,390 --> 01:43:01,262
My hat! Shit!
1656
01:43:02,567 --> 01:43:04,352
- He ate my hat.
- Don't let go!
1657
01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:07,268
Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny.
1658
01:43:07,355 --> 01:43:09,444
I feel him!
He's got me! Get me out!
1659
01:43:09,531 --> 01:43:10,575
Get me out of
this fucking thing!
1660
01:43:10,662 --> 01:43:12,055
I'm trying, Denny.
1661
01:43:12,142 --> 01:43:14,840
- Get out of this suit! Get out!
- Oh, get me out!
1662
01:43:17,060 --> 01:43:18,453
I got you. I got you.
1663
01:43:23,109 --> 01:43:24,110
What's going on?
1664
01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:36,819
Get to the barn.
1665
01:43:42,999 --> 01:43:44,566
Hurry, Denny!
He's right behind you!
1666
01:43:44,653 --> 01:43:45,828
Oh, shit!
1667
01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:51,181
Uh-oh. I'm out of here.
1668
01:44:01,539 --> 01:44:03,889
Denny, the mud thing
doesn't work.
1669
01:44:03,976 --> 01:44:05,761
He's gonna see you!
1670
01:44:23,822 --> 01:44:24,780
Shoot him!
1671
01:44:24,867 --> 01:44:26,477
I don't have a shot.
1672
01:44:26,564 --> 01:44:28,131
If I miss, I'll kill him.
1673
01:44:28,218 --> 01:44:30,525
I think it's working. I...
1674
01:44:46,105 --> 01:44:47,455
Oh, God, Denny.
1675
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,762
Oh.
1676
01:44:53,417 --> 01:44:54,723
- Oh, God, Denny.
- Oh, God.
1677
01:44:56,594 --> 01:44:58,640
Please, please, God. No.
1678
01:44:59,684 --> 01:45:02,470
No, no, no, no, no.
1679
01:45:04,036 --> 01:45:05,647
Oh, God.
1680
01:45:28,539 --> 01:45:29,714
Take the shot.
1681
01:45:29,801 --> 01:45:31,107
Hey, Chance!
1682
01:45:32,935 --> 01:45:34,589
Come on down
and get you some!
1683
01:45:35,459 --> 01:45:36,504
Shit.
1684
01:45:38,462 --> 01:45:39,768
What is she doing?
1685
01:45:42,161 --> 01:45:44,642
Move! We can see it.
You're in my shot.
1686
01:45:46,078 --> 01:45:47,732
Henrietta, what are you doing?
1687
01:45:47,819 --> 01:45:50,082
It's called seduction,
You dumb ass.
1688
01:45:50,169 --> 01:45:52,824
Take the shot when I tell you.
1689
01:45:52,911 --> 01:45:54,217
She's presenting herself.
1690
01:45:55,174 --> 01:45:56,393
We can see it!
1691
01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:59,091
This is completely unnecessary!
1692
01:45:59,178 --> 01:46:02,486
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
1693
01:46:07,491 --> 01:46:08,536
It's in!
1694
01:46:08,623 --> 01:46:09,711
The fuck?
1695
01:46:09,798 --> 01:46:11,452
Take the shot!
1696
01:46:11,539 --> 01:46:13,541
Time to get extinct,
you son of a bitch.
1697
01:46:13,628 --> 01:46:15,064
Again.
1698
01:46:15,151 --> 01:46:16,195
Jinx.
1699
01:46:49,707 --> 01:46:50,882
My hat.
1700
01:46:57,933 --> 01:46:58,934
Henrietta!
1701
01:47:11,381 --> 01:47:12,513
We did it, chum.
1702
01:47:17,343 --> 01:47:18,954
Feels good, doesn't it?
1703
01:47:23,132 --> 01:47:24,873
You beautiful bastard.
1704
01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:28,137
That was for Mr. Beagle.
1705
01:47:30,226 --> 01:47:32,620
Henrietta! Henrietta!
1706
01:47:34,578 --> 01:47:36,537
Henrietta! Henrietta.
1707
01:47:38,277 --> 01:47:39,453
Oh!
1708
01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,803
Oh. This gives new meaning
to be rode hard
1709
01:47:41,890 --> 01:47:43,587
and put away wet.
1710
01:47:43,674 --> 01:47:47,069
That is too much information.
But I'm glad you're okay.
1711
01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:51,856
You're one tough
old bird, Henrietta.
1712
01:47:51,943 --> 01:47:55,469
Aw! That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
1713
01:47:57,688 --> 01:47:59,821
- We did it.
- Who are you?
1714
01:47:59,908 --> 01:48:02,650
- I'm Dr. Grant Walker.
- Oh, right, that's right.
1715
01:48:02,737 --> 01:48:04,521
- I remember you now.
- We did it together.
1716
01:48:06,654 --> 01:48:08,917
Woo-hoo! Yay!
1717
01:48:09,004 --> 01:48:12,050
Okay, let's not
get too carried away.
1718
01:48:12,834 --> 01:48:14,270
Ah, ow, ow!
1719
01:48:14,357 --> 01:48:16,968
- Oh, my! That's bad!
- Ouch! Ow!
1720
01:48:17,055 --> 01:48:18,274
And you have more.
1721
01:48:18,361 --> 01:48:19,928
Yeah, that hurts too. Ow!
1722
01:48:20,015 --> 01:48:21,930
- You're bleeding so much.
- Ouch! Oh, my God!
1723
01:48:22,017 --> 01:48:23,279
No one's checked
on me this whole time.
1724
01:48:23,366 --> 01:48:24,715
Let's take you to a hospital.
1725
01:48:24,802 --> 01:48:26,151
I've been bleeding
for a long time.
1726
01:48:26,238 --> 01:48:28,458
I knew those two were fucking.
1727
01:48:30,416 --> 01:48:31,548
Oh.
1728
01:48:32,810 --> 01:48:34,116
- Let me help you there.
- You got me?
1729
01:48:34,203 --> 01:48:35,378
Yep. All right.
1730
01:48:35,465 --> 01:48:37,989
Yeah, you're a tough
old bird yourself.
1731
01:48:38,076 --> 01:48:40,644
Get your hand off
my ass now, Henrietta.
1732
01:48:42,124 --> 01:48:44,256
Yeah.
Let's see if I do.
1733
01:48:50,828 --> 01:48:51,960
Amber.
1734
01:48:52,047 --> 01:48:53,570
Hi.
1735
01:48:53,657 --> 01:48:55,485
- How are you?
- Better now.
1736
01:48:56,834 --> 01:48:59,707
How's, uh... uh...
1737
01:48:59,794 --> 01:49:00,795
What's her name?
1738
01:49:00,882 --> 01:49:02,579
Hannah?
1739
01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:04,973
I don't know, but I do know
that I would like
1740
01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:06,061
to kiss you right now.
1741
01:49:10,805 --> 01:49:13,372
Oh, there's my raptor pack!
1742
01:49:13,459 --> 01:49:14,591
Hey, I want you all to know
1743
01:49:14,678 --> 01:49:16,419
that I'm with
Dusty Peters' wife now.
1744
01:49:16,506 --> 01:49:18,987
This is Gina Del Vecchio.
1745
01:49:19,074 --> 01:49:21,163
Hi! It's Ginafer.
1746
01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:22,468
Ginafer!
1747
01:49:24,340 --> 01:49:25,646
And those are his kids.
1748
01:49:26,995 --> 01:49:28,779
They're mine now.
1749
01:49:28,866 --> 01:49:31,695
Pipe down back there, Phil!
1750
01:49:31,782 --> 01:49:33,479
Nothing surprises me anymore.
1751
01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:35,307
Yeah, I felt pretty bad
about my mistake.
1752
01:49:35,394 --> 01:49:37,658
You know, getting old Dusty
eaten and all.
1753
01:49:37,745 --> 01:49:41,226
But, uh, turns out he was,
uh, he was pretty abusive.
1754
01:49:41,313 --> 01:49:43,098
You know, like,
like really abusive.
1755
01:49:43,185 --> 01:49:44,665
Like total piece
of shit abusive.
1756
01:49:44,752 --> 01:49:45,840
Total piece of shit.
1757
01:49:45,927 --> 01:49:47,668
So, it looks like
I'm kind of the hero now.
1758
01:49:49,365 --> 01:49:50,496
I'm really happy for you.
1759
01:49:52,237 --> 01:49:54,326
So you two were
in the same grade?
1760
01:49:54,413 --> 01:49:55,980
Well, you know,
they held me back a few.
1761
01:49:56,067 --> 01:49:59,288
All right, I don't wanna keep
these lovebirds any longer.
1762
01:49:59,375 --> 01:50:00,594
We'll see y'all at the wedding.
1763
01:50:00,681 --> 01:50:02,465
- Bye! Nice to meet you.
- Bye.
1764
01:50:02,552 --> 01:50:04,423
Bye, y'all. Raptor pack!
1765
01:50:07,992 --> 01:50:09,124
So...
1766
01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:13,432
Is that a raptor claw
in your pocket, or...
1767
01:50:15,478 --> 01:50:17,306
It is. It's a raptor claw.
1768
01:50:22,528 --> 01:50:26,576
♪ I wanted someone to love ♪
1769
01:50:26,663 --> 01:50:31,625
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1770
01:50:36,542 --> 01:50:38,980
♪ Burn me up and over ♪
1771
01:52:02,498 --> 01:52:03,934
Where are we going, mister?
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