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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:19,319 -[man] That's showbiz baby! -[dings] 2 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:22,489 [majestic orchestral music] 3 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,714 [ominous music] 4 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,324 [computer] Results of cognitive skill test 5 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,726 part two finished compiling. 6 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:01,896 Subject possesses strong deductive reasoning skills, 7 00:01:01,963 --> 00:01:03,531 but lacks basic empathy. 8 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:06,066 Commencing cognitive skill test, part three: 9 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:08,235 visual spectrum differentiation. 10 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,238 Ten bucks says the bastard doesn't get the next one right. 11 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,273 -[clanking]-[squawking] 12 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,577 [scientist 1] Hey, can you not do that? 13 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:16,911 [rumbling] 14 00:01:16,978 --> 00:01:19,047 He doesn't like it when you do that. 15 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,748 [inhaling] 16 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,353 And can you not eat your lunch in here? 17 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,488 This is supposed to be a sterile environment. 18 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:31,191 [computer] Prompt number one: shapes and color. 19 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,994 Which key opens the door? 20 00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:35,262 [growling] 21 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,632 [buzz] 22 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:39,801 [chiptune melody plays] 23 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,570 A for yellow, B for blue. 24 00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:43,705 [growling] 25 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,580 [suspenseful music] 26 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,551 You have five seconds remaining. 27 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:58,620 [music intensifies] 28 00:01:59,721 --> 00:02:01,723 -[clanking]-[beeping] 29 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:04,859 A is correct. 30 00:02:04,926 --> 00:02:06,894 The yellow key opens the yellow door. 31 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,030 Positive reinforcement: achieved. 32 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:10,130 [clanking] 33 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,599 [thudding] 34 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:12,834 [roaring] 35 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,802 [beeping] 36 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:17,137 [munching] 37 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,911 We raised one smart invisible raptor. 38 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,848 We raised the only invisible raptor. 39 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,549 Poor guy doesn't have any family. 40 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,051 Oh, here we go. 41 00:02:30,118 --> 00:02:31,919 You know what? Family's overrated. 42 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,286 And speaking of, I got to run out 43 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,023 and get my kid a birthday present. 44 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:36,724 Oh, yeah. When is it? 45 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:38,225 Uh... Two weeks ago? 46 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,728 [laughs] Ouch. What are you gonna get? 47 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:43,031 Uh. I figured I'd stop by that old dinosaur museum 48 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,431 gift shop off the highway. 49 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,166 I mean, it's on the way home. 50 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,635 Oh, yeah. The one with all the giant dinosaurs. 51 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:48,870 I love that place. 52 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,073 Yeah. Get him something the, uh, ex-wife will bitch about. 53 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,608 You know how that goes. 54 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:56,044 Not really. I'm solo. 55 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,679 No family, no kids, nothing. 56 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,847 I could be dead on the floor in here 57 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,684 and no one would think to look for me for two weeks. 58 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:04,585 [sighs] 59 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,988 Well, you're lucky. Can't escape mine. 60 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:08,089 Oh, do me a favor. 61 00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:10,925 If Dr. Tyler comes by, cover for me. 62 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:12,359 I'll keep an eye out. 63 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:15,596 [whirring, beeps] 64 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,765 [computer] Access granted: John Sykes. 65 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,968 [door closes] 66 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,471 -[ominous music] -[low growling] 67 00:03:29,077 --> 00:03:30,511 -[keys jingling softly] -Whoa! 68 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,780 What you got there? 69 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,316 [scientist 1] How did you get those? 70 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,652 Come on. You want to give 'em to me? 71 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:39,520 Come on. 72 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,421 It's almost like you know what those are for. 73 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,326 [beeping] 74 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,596 [suspenseful music] 75 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,568 [beeping steadily] 76 00:03:58,139 --> 00:04:00,307 [beeping rapidly] 77 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,577 [suspenseful music intensifies] 78 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,582 [music stops] 79 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,418 [chuckling] 80 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,155 [growling, burping] 81 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:15,422 Ha! 82 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,191 [screaming in pain] 83 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,459 [screaming] 84 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:26,299 [foreboding music] 85 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:32,774 [creaking] 86 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,177 [clanking] 87 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:38,546 [breathing heavily] 88 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:41,916 [roaring] 89 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,719 [whistling] 90 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:52,292 Oh, shit. Of course. 91 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,562 [suspenseful music] 92 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,505 [John] Willie, I forgot my keys again. 93 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,406 Can you toss 'em over? 94 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,744 Can you toss 'em over for me? 95 00:05:09,811 --> 00:05:11,579 [raptor grunting] 96 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:19,419 [keys rattle] 97 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:22,322 [John] Thanks, dick. 98 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,958 Have a good weekend, Willie. 99 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:24,926 [machine whirring] 100 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,595 [computer] Access granted: John Sykes. 101 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,066 [ominous music] 102 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:36,571 [breathing heavily] 103 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,912 [whirring, beeps] 104 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:47,548 Access granted: William Walsh. 105 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,952 [roaring] 106 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:02,730 [suspenseful orchestral music] 107 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,866 [heavy footsteps] 108 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:26,587 Oh! Goddammit. 109 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:34,929 [raptor exclaims] 110 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,562 [majestic music] 111 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,166 [bellowing] 112 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,469 [announcer 1] Dino World guests and dino campers, 113 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,939 please make your way to the dig zone 114 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,807 for a special fossil presentation 115 00:07:19,874 --> 00:07:21,609 by our world-renowned paleontologist, 116 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,544 - Dr. Grant Walker. -C'mon, Boo Boo, 117 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,679 we don't want to miss the show. 118 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,847 -Okay, Mom. -Okay. Let's go. 119 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,455 [announcer 2]...and other tools are used to remove the rock 120 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,457 covering the bones to see how much 121 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,126 of the skeleton is present. 122 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:42,263 Special glue is applied to the cracks and fractures 123 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,565 to hold the fossils together... 124 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,468 Can anyone tell me what this is? 125 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,670 [kids] A claw! 126 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:53,107 That's right. This is an actual raptor claw 127 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:55,977 dating all the way back to the Cretaceous period. 128 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:59,280 Oh, just around over 75 million years ago. 129 00:07:59,347 --> 00:08:00,614 And believe it or not, 130 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,383 that's older than all your mom and dads put together. 131 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:03,584 [laughter] 132 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,554 My dad's in Mexico with Sally. 133 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,622 Okay. 134 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:12,426 Now this claw was located right on his middle toe 135 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,329 and it was retractable like a switchblade. 136 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:17,531 The raptor would extend the claw 137 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:22,603 to slash at its prey just like... 138 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,873 -this! -[kids groaning] 139 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,510 [groaning continues] 140 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,712 [gentle music] 141 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,887 Okay. Okay, everyone calm down. 142 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,023 Now raptor... 143 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,027 [mutters]Fuck. 144 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:47,695 Hmm. 145 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,399 All right, you chickenshit motherfucker, 146 00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,500 you listen to me. 147 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,302 All right, that shit was a long time ago. 148 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,637 All right, you're a grown-ass man 149 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,640 doing grown-ass man shit now. 150 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,876 All right? 151 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,312 Hmm. No one's gonna pants you. 152 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,049 No one's gonna see your dick. 153 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:11,285 All right. You got a full-ass dinosaur costume on. 154 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:12,620 You got a zipper and everything. 155 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:13,754 -It's impossible. -[dog barking in distance] 156 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,390 So get out there and dance your dick out. 157 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:18,359 -D-Dick, dick, dick off. -[barking continues] 158 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:19,894 Jeez, Mr. Beagle. 159 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,929 I'll be right there! Hold your nuts! 160 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,066 [Grant] Now can anyone tell me what this is? 161 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,668 No? 162 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,204 This is coprolite. 163 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,275 Also known as fossilized feces. 164 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,312 Or raptor poop. 165 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:39,780 -[kids] Ew! -[laughter] 166 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:43,284 Don't worry, it doesn't smell... anymore. 167 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,886 That's just this place. 168 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,788 All right, everybody, take a whiff. 169 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,423 You don't smell anything, right? 170 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,659 It's really old. 171 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,830 [gentle music] 172 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,602 [door creaks open] 173 00:10:04,573 --> 00:10:05,840 Now, something you may have noticed 174 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,376 is that raptor droppings are very unique. 175 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,711 In fact, there's nothing quite like it 176 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,946 in the animal kingdom. 177 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,681 You notice the distinct impressions 178 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,783 and patterns throughout. 179 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,552 Kind of looks like a big croissant 180 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,386 -made out of old tires, right? -[laughter] 181 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,988 You know, when I was doing my fieldwork 182 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:24,492 to get my PhD in paleontology, uh, I actually found-- 183 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:27,394 How do they pee-pee? Does it have a penis? 184 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,763 [girl] How does it have sex? 185 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,032 [mascot] Hey, Doc G, it's almost showtime! 186 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,469 Actually, that is a great question. 187 00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:36,770 Uh, we don't know for sure. 188 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,473 They either had a penis or a cloaca, 189 00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:42,544 much like modern birds and reptiles today. 190 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:45,746 And a cloaca is a tiny little flap 191 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,114 covering a little hole. 192 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,517 -[mascot] Hey kids! -[kids exclaiming] 193 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,017 Did someone say "Dino Pal"? 194 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,586 All right, that's pretty much it for today. 195 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,454 So if you want to get out of here, it's-- 196 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,056 [kids] Boo! 197 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,996 Remember when I said that dinosaurs were closely related 198 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,897 to modern birds? 199 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,566 Well, another thing raptors did 200 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,967 that's similar to the descendants 201 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,836 are mating calls 202 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:13,207 and a ritualist mating dance. 203 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:16,710 [announcer] And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, 204 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,647 it's everyone's favorite dinosaur, 205 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,914 -Dino Pal... -[cheering] 206 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:23,884 ...here to perform his famous dino rap dance. 207 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,321 [upbeat rap music] 208 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,868 ♪ I may be old But I'm no fossil ♪ 209 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:43,337 ♪ Rapping about dinosaurs Small and colossal ♪♪ 210 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:45,940 ♪ I'll teach you about dinosaurs And so much more ♪♪ 211 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,677 ♪ Is that a carnivore Or an herbivore? ♪♪ 212 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,378 ♪ Some Dinos eat meat And some eat plants ♪♪ 213 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,981 ♪ Now check out T-Rex While he does the mating dance ♪♪ 214 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:56,750 ♪ Let's get down ♪♪ 215 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,119 ♪ It's mating time! ♪♪ 216 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,623 ♪ My rhymes are fresh And his moves are classic ♪♪ 217 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:04,325 ♪ Rocking this Earth From Cretaceous to Jurassic ♪♪ 218 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,927 ♪ This is how dinosaurs Used to get down ♪♪ 219 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,330 ♪ Attracting a mate With a rhythmic sound ♪♪ 220 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,066 ♪ How exactly did it happen? Well, it's hard to tell ♪♪ 221 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,902 ♪ But what came next Is a dinosaur shell ♪♪ 222 00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:17,171 [upbeat instrumental plays] 223 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,776 ♪ This could be yours For a new low price ♪ 224 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,179 ♪ The dinosaur gift shop Is really nice ♪♪ 225 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:27,881 ♪ The gift shop's a place You don't want to avoid ♪♪ 226 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,652 ♪ Now I'm dropping this mic Just like an asteroid ♪♪ 227 00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,319 [thudding, clattering] 228 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:35,322 [laughter] 229 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,061 Thank you for visiting Dino World. 230 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,665 Be sure to try our fossil funnel cake. 231 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:46,200 It's... DINO-mite. 232 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,302 [announcer] Now, join us on the second floor 233 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:50,804 -in our state-of-the-art... -And please kill me. 234 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,473 ...for the prehistoric ocean exhibit 235 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,808 featuring the megalodon in 3D. 236 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,076 You heard me. 237 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,546 Kill me. 238 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,250 [mascot] Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle! 239 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,820 Ooh, there he is! 240 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,659 You know you can't be out here doing the show. 241 00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:13,894 No, you can't. You know I love you. 242 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,864 You know I'm your best friend. You're my best friend. 243 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,998 Yes, you are. 244 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,100 All right. I'm sorry buddy, okay? 245 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,704 I'm gonna give you a Flintstone-sized bone later. 246 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,838 Okay? Yabba-dabba-deuces. 247 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,108 [announcer] Dino World will be closing in 15 minutes. 248 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,943 Please head to the exits. 249 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,579 Make sure to stop in our gift shop 250 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,180 before you end your visit today. 251 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,849 A lot of these sales will go extinct. 252 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,053 -Did you learn anything today? -No. 253 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,455 Shit. 254 00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:43,824 Uh, okay, Elliott, 255 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992 why don't you be a good little raptor 256 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,561 and run off with your raptor pack? 257 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,262 I don't have a pack. 258 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:51,533 Okay, well, why don't you go find anybody else? 259 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,069 Here. Have some dino eggs. 260 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,105 On me. And you can use those to make friends. 261 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,473 -Okay? Go! -[Elliott grunts] 262 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:00,742 [cheering weakly] Yay. 263 00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:04,311 I see you still have a hard time letting people get too close. 264 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,447 Amber. 265 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,451 What's it been? Ten years? 266 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,086 What? Since you dumped me? 267 00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:14,855 [chuckles] I'm just messing with you. 268 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,457 It's just water under the bridge now. 269 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,425 Uh... You look good. 270 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,162 This old thing? I know. 271 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,567 Hey, listen, the way I left things off... 272 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,268 could very well be perceived as wrong and I'm just-- 273 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,437 Hannah, why don't you go get yourself a gift 274 00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:31,606 in the gift shop? 275 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:33,273 We have some catching up to do. 276 00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,176 [sharp exhale] 277 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,879 So, you, uh, still into this stuff? 278 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,148 Um, not since grad school. 279 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,617 I mean, not all of us were lucky enough 280 00:14:42,684 --> 00:14:44,519 to drop everything and everyone 281 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:50,090 to go become world-famous paleontologists in Morocco. 282 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,925 Well, you can see how that turned out. 283 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,661 [announcer] Dino World employees, 284 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,062 report to the dino lounge 285 00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:58,432 to sing "Happy Birthday" to Trevor. 286 00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:00,000 Uh, what brings you here? 287 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,035 Just working on restarting my life 288 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,037 after divorcing my Prince Charming. 289 00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,406 Divorced? 290 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,040 Well, at least now you don't have to sneak boys 291 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,375 into your window after midnight. 292 00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:10,244 [laughs] 293 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,912 So what are you doing back here? 294 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,081 Besides starting your new rap career? 295 00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,449 What happened with Morocco? 296 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,519 I did hear something about a discovery? 297 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:20,522 -Yes, you did. -[Amber] And then a lawsuit? 298 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,623 Yes, you did. 299 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,358 I discovered the first fully intact and preserved-- 300 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:27,294 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard it a million times. 301 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,062 You discovered the world's most preserved 302 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,699 dinosaur butthole and your business partner 303 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,835 screwed you over and took all the credit. 304 00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:36,036 So now you can't get close to people. 305 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,372 Blah, blah, blah. We get it! 306 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,575 Okay. You know what he's about to discover? 307 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,710 His paycheck's gonna be missing a few zeros 308 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,612 because him and his friend, Dino Pal, 309 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,781 destroyed all of our artifacts. 310 00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:48,182 Do better, dude. 311 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,687 So things seem to be going well? 312 00:15:52,754 --> 00:15:54,021 [Hannah] I got a coloring book. 313 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,591 [Hannah] Hey! 314 00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:57,859 What happened out there, Doc G? 315 00:15:57,926 --> 00:15:59,627 We got to work on our cues. 316 00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:00,961 I feel like I knocked something loose on that fall. 317 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,262 Will you help me with this zipper? 318 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,064 Before I fill up this tail full of human crap-alite. 319 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,432 [Grant] It's coprolite. 320 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,434 Uh. You guys seem to have your hands full here. 321 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:10,572 Yeah, not as full as this tail's gonna be. 322 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:14,408 Hey, mama... mama... Ma... Ma... 323 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:18,880 I'm Denny, Head of Security Detail here at Dino World. 324 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,380 Dancing's just my passion. 325 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,116 Well, I'm Amber, Grant's old friend 326 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,853 and big fan of interpretive dance. 327 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,019 Uh-huh. 328 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,355 Uh. I've got to go, but take my number. 329 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,759 Yeah, sure. Moving a little fast, but... 330 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,026 Not you. 331 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,196 [Hannah] I'm not a table. 332 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,073 -Call me. -Yeah. 333 00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:49,577 Wait a minute. I know this. 334 00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:53,447 Um, it just happened to work well with my outfit today. 335 00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:56,083 Uh, I have to go. Come on, Hannah. 336 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,820 [romantic music] 337 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,956 Attaboy. I let you have that one. 338 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,759 Somebody wants to get their little mosquito 339 00:17:04,826 --> 00:17:06,728 stuck in Amber. 340 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,296 [grunting] 341 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:12,867 Do you have fun today, honey? 342 00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:14,301 I had so much fun. I love you, Mommy. 343 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,036 [announcer] Dino campers, be sure to meet 344 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,539 your loving parents in the pickup zone 345 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:18,740 and give them a big hug 346 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:21,676 for bringing you to the place where the dinosaurs are. 347 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,878 [footsteps] 348 00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:24,946 [announcer] Today we'll learn about 349 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,848 how dinosaurs became extinct. 350 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,650 For over 100 million years, 351 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:31,485 dinosaurs were the dominant form of life on Earth. 352 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,388 The last dinosaur died off 70 million years ago 353 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,859 after a huge meteorite crashed down off the coast of Mexico. 354 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,762 The last remaining link to the existence of dinosaurs 355 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,697 is the modern-day chicken. 356 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,732 [dog barking] 357 00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:47,301 [raptor roaring] 358 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,436 Your life sucks. 359 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,609 What happened to you, Grant? 360 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,782 [whispering] You're dressed like a Lego man. 361 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,249 Look at you. [scoffs] 362 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,451 Stupid. You look stupid. 363 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,854 [Denny] Is that you, Dr. G? 364 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,558 Nope. This isn't Dr. Grant. Sorry. 365 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,527 [Denny] Don't lie to me, man. I know those shoes. 366 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:15,063 I saw your shoes. Look, don't worry about earlier. 367 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,463 We can work on our moves tomorrow. 368 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,198 We'll stick the landing next time. 369 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,268 You know what? Why don't you just stick to being security. 370 00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:23,270 And, uh... 371 00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:24,338 [exhales annoyedly] 372 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,607 ...whatever you're doing in there. 373 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,642 All right, good talk! 374 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,911 [Denny] Hey, Dr. G, wait-wait a minute, let's... 375 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,646 Hey. 376 00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:33,413 [announcer] Thank you for visiting Dino World 377 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,883 and have a DINO-mite day. 378 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,855 -Make any friends today? -No. 379 00:18:40,922 --> 00:18:43,390 Jesus! What have you got in there? 380 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,627 You didn't steal any old rocks, did you? 381 00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,494 -No.-Good. 382 00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:51,498 Because people that steal are piles of shit. 383 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,835 You don't want to be a pile of shit, do you? 384 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,303 -No.-Good. 385 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,606 [Elliott's mom] Put your seatbelt on. 386 00:18:58,673 --> 00:18:59,741 What are you doing? 387 00:19:10,952 --> 00:19:14,454 Hey, what'd I tell you about taking out your retainer? 388 00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,256 I don't want this stupid retainer. 389 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,459 Bradley Whitmore has Invisalign, so why can't I? 390 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,062 [mimics a kid's voice] "Why can't I?" 391 00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,295 Because we don't like 392 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,898 invisible things in our household. 393 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,566 -[rattling]-Okay? 394 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:28,168 And Bradley Whitmore's parents spoil him rotten. 395 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,303 He's gonna end up being a pile of shit too. 396 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,405 Now put your retainer back in 397 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,141 and don't forget your backpack! 398 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,542 [sighs frustratedly] 399 00:19:36,077 --> 00:19:37,310 Hey, hey! 400 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,814 You call that chick yet? 401 00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:40,915 -No. -Why not? 402 00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:42,249 It's been like ten minutes. 403 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,217 [indistinct PA announcement] 404 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,920 What the hell happened in the equipment area? 405 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,524 -Shit. We got a 10-59. -[radio beeps] 406 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,893 [woman on radio] I don't know what that means, Denny. 407 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,529 Mr. Beagle! Mr. Beagle! 408 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,463 [air hisses] 409 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,198 Here, boy! 410 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,467 [mysterious music] 411 00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:03,403 That's weird. 412 00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,775 [announcer] Welcome to the Cave of Wonders. 413 00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:10,210 [indistinct PA announcement] 414 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,848 [Denny grunts] You thinking coyotes again? 415 00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:16,184 Must be big ones. 416 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,452 Where is that damn dog? Mr. Beagle! 417 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:21,421 Come on, boy. Mr. Beagle! 418 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,994 Fucker probably heard a call of the wild again. 419 00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,564 Chewed through his damn rope. 420 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:30,765 [Grant] The hell? 421 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:37,370 What? 422 00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:40,240 Just peculiar. 423 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,009 He's probably out chasing coyote ass. 424 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,177 He'll be back. 425 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,146 -[beeping] -Oh, shit. 426 00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:46,581 Got to go, Doc G. 427 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,649 I got some, uh... 428 00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:51,652 business to attend to. 429 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,788 Sure. 430 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,225 [announcer] Scientists are still unsure what dinosaurs 431 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,425 actually sounded like. 432 00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:01,662 [growling, roaring] 433 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,498 [thudding, clattering] 434 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,101 [ominous music] 435 00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:09,302 [Elliott's mom] Hey, quiet down up there! 436 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,606 I'm going out. So you're on your own tonight. 437 00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:14,876 [thudding, clattering] 438 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,784 Dusty. 439 00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:25,787 You piece of shit. 440 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,355 Right on time. 441 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,159 [car door closes] 442 00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:36,363 Pfft. Ooh, ooh, Gina. Why are you with him? 443 00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,066 -[Gina grunts] -[Dusty] What are you? 444 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,201 Pick it up. 445 00:21:40,268 --> 00:21:41,736 [Denny] Oh, yeah, pick it up. 446 00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:44,906 Bitch. 447 00:21:54,215 --> 00:21:55,683 [grunting] 448 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,553 [Denny] Deploying USS Brown Trout... 449 00:21:58,619 --> 00:22:00,054 -[rustling] -Ah, deployed! 450 00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:08,563 [sneaky music] 451 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,943 [Dusty] Gina! Hey, where's my beer, Gina? 452 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,644 You left the beer in the car. 453 00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:28,015 Go get it! I don't have all day. 454 00:22:31,152 --> 00:22:32,587 [door opens] 455 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,258 [door closes] 456 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:39,527 [mysterious music] 457 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,959 [creaking] 458 00:23:12,026 --> 00:23:13,928 [ominous music] 459 00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:15,363 [raptor growling] 460 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,632 [music intensifies] 461 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,141 [raptor grumbling] 462 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,910 [soft music] 463 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:30,878 [low growling] 464 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:54,835 [mysterious music] 465 00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:02,576 [growling] 466 00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,845 [suspenseful music] 467 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,850 [heavy footsteps] 468 00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,658 [low growling] 469 00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:21,629 [munching] 470 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:36,610 -[footsteps] -[low growling] 471 00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:40,815 [munching, snarling] 472 00:24:40,881 --> 00:24:42,883 [heavy footsteps] 473 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,521 [light music] 474 00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:53,728 [rumbling] 475 00:24:55,997 --> 00:24:56,464 [roaring] 476 00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:57,865 [crunching] 477 00:24:57,932 --> 00:24:59,100 [man] ...may cause headaches, dizziness, scalp loss, 478 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,034 difficulty wearing hats. 479 00:25:00,101 --> 00:25:01,736 Ask your doctor about Revitaxanax... 480 00:25:01,802 --> 00:25:03,938 [woman] Do we have a lot of chickens? 481 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:08,609 We got so many damn chickens here at McCluckskey Farms 482 00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:11,412 that Colonel Sanders even called wanting some. 483 00:25:11,479 --> 00:25:14,115 And I told him to go cluck himself! 484 00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:18,219 Go get your own, you Kentucky Fried old fart. 485 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,221 Are my chickens the best? 486 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:24,759 Yeah, well, does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 487 00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:27,061 Come on down and get you some. 488 00:25:27,128 --> 00:25:28,963 ♪ McCluckskey Farms ♪♪ 489 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:32,867 ♪ You're gonna love our eggs! ♪♪ 490 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,002 [news jingle] 491 00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:36,003 Good morning. 492 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:38,172 Tom Jennings filling in for Chet Williford. 493 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,841 We start with disturbing news out of Spielburgh County 494 00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,777 where a young boy appears to be missing. 495 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,545 Our own Gloria Aviles is on the scene. 496 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,247 Gloria, what can you tell us? 497 00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:47,415 Thanks, Tom. 498 00:25:47,481 --> 00:25:50,017 I'm here at the home of Debra Kintner, 499 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,286 who claims her 10-year-old son Elliott 500 00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:53,522 went missing late last night. 501 00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,955 [Grant] Elliott? Nice tux. 502 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:56,924 [Gloria] ...she returned to his room this morning, 503 00:25:56,991 --> 00:26:01,228 all that was left was this mysterious mound 504 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:03,130 of an unknown substance. 505 00:26:03,197 --> 00:26:04,632 [Debra] It-It-It's shit! 506 00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:08,402 It-It's a big pile of shit with his retainer in it. 507 00:26:08,469 --> 00:26:09,870 Oh, my God. 508 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,740 [Debra] He hated that retainer, but I made him wear it. 509 00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,942 Oh, God, people are going to think I'm a bad mom. 510 00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:16,811 I should have never called him a pile of shit, 511 00:26:16,877 --> 00:26:19,880 but now look at him! My son is a pile of shit! 512 00:26:19,947 --> 00:26:21,215 [Denny] Hey, sorry I'm late, Doc. 513 00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:23,552 Maybe it was a bear. Do you think it was a bear? 514 00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,618 Bears are getting smarter. 515 00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:25,719 There's a bear problem in the city. 516 00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,054 I don't know what's happening! 517 00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:29,457 Oh, where'd you find last year's Christmas cookies? 518 00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:30,791 [spits] 519 00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,793 [Gloria]...for Elliott Kintner and any information 520 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,196 about his disappearance should be given 521 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,964 to the state police... 522 00:26:37,031 --> 00:26:40,868 Dr. G., I-I still can't find Mr. Beagle. 523 00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,736 [Tom] ...that is one big pile of shit. 524 00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:44,939 [announcer] Welcome to the Cave of Wonders. 525 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,942 Here you can hear a variety of dinosaur sounds 526 00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:49,910 echoed throughout its chambers... 527 00:26:50,678 --> 00:26:51,979 [Grant] Same size. 528 00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:54,048 [mysterious music] 529 00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:04,091 [Denny] What's got your butthole puckered? 530 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,597 Did you catch the news this morning? 531 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:10,931 -Hmm? -The shit? 532 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:13,834 The shit left at the boy's house? 533 00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:18,105 Whoa, shit. That made it on the news? 534 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,542 [exclaims, laughs] 535 00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:23,410 How hard did he stomp on the bag? 536 00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:25,846 What are you talking about? 537 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,015 The missing kid report? 538 00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:30,585 Elliott from Dino Camp? 539 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,753 Yeah. What happened to that little turd? 540 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:36,724 Well... 541 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,060 I think he became one. 542 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:42,564 [pensive music] 543 00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:46,100 What? What are you talking about? 544 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:48,302 The shit they found in Elliott's room 545 00:27:48,369 --> 00:27:50,171 had very distinct markings 546 00:27:50,237 --> 00:27:52,806 and only one animal has droppings like that. 547 00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:55,910 [music intensifies] 548 00:27:57,211 --> 00:27:58,212 [keyboard clacking] 549 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,985 [rewind whir] 550 00:28:05,052 --> 00:28:05,986 Wait a minute. 551 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:08,489 Does this have something to do with Mr. Beagle? 552 00:28:08,557 --> 00:28:10,659 -Whose blood was that, Dr. G? -[barking] 553 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,527 [barking] 554 00:28:12,594 --> 00:28:14,295 [mysterious music] 555 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,430 -What is he barking at? -[Grant] I don't know. 556 00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,399 Camera six is down. 557 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:20,234 -[guttural growl] -[barking] 558 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:23,103 -[munching] -[Mr. Beagle whimpering] 559 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:24,305 Oh, God! 560 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:26,173 [Mr. Beagle whimpering] 561 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,208 [rewind whir] 562 00:28:27,942 --> 00:28:30,077 -[barking] -[low growling] 563 00:28:30,144 --> 00:28:32,279 Please tell me Mr. Beagle's okay! 564 00:28:33,314 --> 00:28:35,783 -Listen.-[barking] 565 00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,184 -[guttural growl] -Do you hear that? 566 00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,020 Yeah, of course, I hear it. You played it for me twice. 567 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:44,325 -[guttural growl in slow-mo] -[barking in slow-mo] 568 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:45,893 [Denny] What is he barking at? 569 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,294 I don't see anything. 570 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:53,133 I don't know how this is humanly possible, 571 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,170 but I think we're dealing with... 572 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,241 a raptor. 573 00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:03,344 What in the shit are you saying to me right now? 574 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,312 You're telling me that you think Mr. Beagle's out there 575 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:07,649 running around chasing a dinosaur that's on the loose 576 00:29:07,716 --> 00:29:10,117 that's turning little kids into doo-doo? 577 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:14,989 I'm saying that the evidence supports that hypothesis, yes. 578 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,493 Well, saying I'm on board with your hypotenuse, 579 00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:21,228 or whatever. 580 00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:23,831 Who is gonna help us with that, Doc? 581 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,101 I don't know. 582 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,074 [deputy] Hey, you know what the coroner told me 583 00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:36,777 the other day about that John Doe that came in? 584 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:40,649 He told me you could tell how old a person is 585 00:29:40,715 --> 00:29:44,918 by counting the spokes around their butthole. 586 00:29:44,985 --> 00:29:49,089 Yeah, that's how he knew that that John Doe was 32, 587 00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,258 which means I got like 45 spokes. 588 00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:55,296 And you got 64, and a baby has zero. 589 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,732 Or maybe they start with one. I don't know. 590 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,569 Boy, I don't ever want to hear you talking about 591 00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,370 my butthole ever again. 592 00:30:03,437 --> 00:30:05,674 [secretary] Wait, stop. You can't go back there! 593 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:07,141 Citizens on patrol, ma'am. 594 00:30:08,075 --> 00:30:11,178 Well, if it isn't Dinky Denny. 595 00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,081 Looking to drop off another failed application? 596 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,917 Well, shit. While I'm here, might as well. 597 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,586 I'm never growing up! 598 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:21,690 Sheriff, we might have information on the disappearance 599 00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:22,890 of Elliott Kintner. 600 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:25,059 -Who the heck are you? -I'm Dr. Grant Walker. 601 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,827 I work up at the Dinosaur Museum. 602 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:29,863 -You mean the fun park? -[laughs] 603 00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:33,500 I'm a paleontologist and I have reason to believe... 604 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:36,870 that there's a raptor on the loose. 605 00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,238 [deputy] A rapper on the loose? 606 00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:41,643 Should we be on the lookout for LL Cool J or Tone Loc? 607 00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:45,580 -[laughter] -Okay. No, no. A rap-tor. 608 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,149 From the Cretaceous period? 609 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:51,318 Like Jurassic Park. 610 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:56,056 Well, what does it look like? We'll put out an APB. 611 00:30:56,123 --> 00:30:57,224 I haven't actually seen it. 612 00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:01,228 [chuckles] So tell me something, doc-tor, 613 00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:04,566 if there's a dinosaur running around this town, 614 00:31:04,632 --> 00:31:07,201 how come nobody else has seen it? 615 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:09,370 -I don't know. -You couldn't have a wet fart 616 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:11,872 in this town without a couple thousand people 617 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,006 posting about it. 618 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:14,274 Sir, this thing is killing kids. 619 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,711 All right, and it's turning them into dookie piles. 620 00:31:16,778 --> 00:31:17,911 So I suggest you look into it. 621 00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:19,413 Yeah, you too, Ron. 622 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,684 You have to listen to me. Okay? Just take me to the boy's house. 623 00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:26,286 I have the fossilized feces to prove it. 624 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:34,194 [laughter] 625 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:37,064 Oh! Get the hell out of my office 626 00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:38,932 before I have you committed. 627 00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:41,001 And take your turd with you. 628 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:43,036 And whatever that thing is. 629 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,507 [muffled laughter] 630 00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:46,574 Come on. 631 00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,777 -Oh, hey, Dinky. -[Denny] What? 632 00:31:48,843 --> 00:31:50,612 I'll file your application for you. 633 00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,447 Why don't you file this? File that! 634 00:31:53,515 --> 00:31:56,316 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! A little respect here. 635 00:31:56,383 --> 00:31:58,085 -Come on. Come on. -[sheriff] A little respect! 636 00:31:58,152 --> 00:31:59,788 [Denny] Respect my ass. 637 00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:02,990 [chuckles] Nothin' but net! Whoa! 638 00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:11,165 What am I doing? 639 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,134 They're right. 640 00:32:14,201 --> 00:32:15,837 I just told the authorities 641 00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:18,740 that a dinosaur is running around town 642 00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:20,274 yet no one has seen it. 643 00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:21,843 And I'm dressed 644 00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:24,579 like a shitty low-rent safari man. 645 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,315 Of course they think I'm crazy. 646 00:32:28,382 --> 00:32:29,751 This is stupid. 647 00:32:29,818 --> 00:32:31,385 You know what? Fuck those cops. 648 00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:34,354 Well, I know you're having some sort of internal debate, 649 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:35,322 but I believe you! 650 00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:38,258 You're the smartest science doctor I know. 651 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,427 And I know a few. 652 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:43,430 What else could it be? 653 00:32:43,497 --> 00:32:45,065 In the cave, there was all that blood, 654 00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,366 and the footprint... 655 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,338 You think Mr. Beagle's all right? 656 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,976 Yeah. Yeah, we'll find him. 657 00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:57,978 He's a, uh... 658 00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:00,414 good boy. 659 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,718 He's the goodest. 660 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:07,522 Um, what was that dinky stuff about with the sheriff? 661 00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:10,157 Oh, just some juvenile grade school bullshit. 662 00:33:10,224 --> 00:33:11,893 I don't even know how they know that stuff. 663 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,060 Now that we're partners and all, 664 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:14,495 just tell me one thing. 665 00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:18,633 How in the hell does a dinosaur exist? 666 00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,102 I have no idea. 667 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:24,271 But first, we have to make sure. 668 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:27,174 We have to match the coprolite with the droppings. 669 00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:29,611 All right. Where to then? 670 00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:31,278 Elliott's house. 671 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,447 You're gonna go up here to the left. 672 00:33:33,515 --> 00:33:34,616 -Left?-Yeah. 673 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:38,085 How do you know where that kid lives, weirdo? 674 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,219 I stole the police report 675 00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:40,755 while they were making fun of your dick. 676 00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:45,158 [Grant] All right, now we just got to get past his mom. 677 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:47,361 [Denny] I got this. Just watch my six. 678 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,302 What are you doing? 679 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:01,643 What are you wearing? 680 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:04,612 Don't worry, all right? I got this. Just follow my lead. 681 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,750 [doorbell rings] 682 00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:13,487 [Grant whispers] Here she comes. Here she comes. 683 00:34:17,424 --> 00:34:18,425 [sniffles] 684 00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,163 Yes? 685 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:26,133 Hello, madam. 686 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,570 I'm special agent Johnny Utah. 687 00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,071 And this is Doctor... 688 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:34,474 Dr. Grant Walker, a Scientologist. 689 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,845 And we're here to do some laboratory experiments 690 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:40,247 on the feces that used to be your son. 691 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,792 [sighs] Oh, thank God. 692 00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:52,092 So you do believe me? 693 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,028 I told them my son wasn't missing. 694 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:55,830 Uh. Where's the shit pile, ma'am? 695 00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:57,899 Upstairs. 696 00:34:57,966 --> 00:34:59,601 -[Grant] Excuse me. -[Denny] This way? 697 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,201 Yeah, you got it. Yeah. 698 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:04,404 [Denny] Up here? I see it! 699 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,545 [Denny] Oh, smells like a fart in a spacesuit in here. 700 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:19,020 [Grant] Ooh. The boy's retainer? 701 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:20,420 [Debra] Yes. 702 00:35:26,193 --> 00:35:27,427 [Grant whispers] I was right. 703 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,463 It's raptor shit. 704 00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:32,366 Are you sure? 705 00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:35,103 Look, man. I know my shit. 706 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,270 Look at this. Look at the grooves. 707 00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:40,975 [Denny] Ah, it's the same, yeah. Like a monster truck tread. 708 00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:43,845 Son of a... Look, there's corn in there. 709 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,747 [whispers] This is incredible. 710 00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:47,314 What's incredible, Doctor? 711 00:35:47,381 --> 00:35:49,216 Uh, Your Majesty, we're gonna need to dig 712 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:51,318 around your son for a stool sample. 713 00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,655 Maybe, maybe it's best you turn away. 714 00:35:53,721 --> 00:35:55,222 [Grant] Wait a second. 715 00:35:55,288 --> 00:35:57,457 [suspenseful music] 716 00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:09,169 Oh. Oh, no! 717 00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:12,472 [cries] Oh. Oh, no! 718 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,875 -What? What? What is it? -[Denny] No, Mr. Beagle! 719 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:15,743 [Grant] Mrs. Kintner, I think it's best that you go 720 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:16,611 in the other room 721 00:36:16,678 --> 00:36:18,278 and let us finish this in privacy. 722 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:19,580 [Denny crying] No, Mr. Beagle! 723 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,649 [crying continues] 724 00:36:21,716 --> 00:36:24,052 You fucker! 725 00:36:24,118 --> 00:36:26,386 -[Denny grunting] -Hey! Hey, stop it. 726 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,488 -I want to kill him! -Hey! Hey! Stop! 727 00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:30,958 -I want to kill him! -Look at me. Stop! 728 00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,927 That is that woman's son! 729 00:36:32,994 --> 00:36:34,227 That's my dog! 730 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:36,931 Get-get-get-get a hold of yourself. 731 00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:38,231 How can we use the coprolite now? 732 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:39,600 You just ruined our proof! 733 00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:43,137 I'm sorry, Dr. G. I lost it, but shit, man! 734 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:46,674 That's my dog in there. It's hurting my heart! 735 00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:49,010 Let's just... Let's just go. Okay? 736 00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,278 This poor woman has been through enough. 737 00:36:52,847 --> 00:36:55,248 I'm gonna take a little bit of Mr. Beagle with me. 738 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:56,984 -[shutter clicks] -I got to take some of him. 739 00:36:57,051 --> 00:36:58,351 Fucker! 740 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,556 [Debra] Okay, so "all-inclusive" means 741 00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:02,957 I don't have to leave the resort? 742 00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:05,159 [travel agent] Yes, ma'am. That will come with a wristband 743 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,694 for access to all our amenities, 744 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:10,164 including bottomless drinks at our three onsite bars... 745 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,365 So-So what happens now, Doctor? 746 00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:14,434 We're gonna take your son-- 747 00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:17,004 This sample back to the lab for a study 748 00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,472 and we'll get back to you. 749 00:37:18,539 --> 00:37:20,108 [travel agent] Is there anything else I can help you with? 750 00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:21,175 [Denny] Smells like shit down here too. 751 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,309 [travel agent] So can we go ahead 752 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:23,911 and book you for your singles cruise? 753 00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:25,580 Okay. So free drinks and... 754 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:28,015 Shit. 755 00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,451 Hey, can you help me with my ant farm? 756 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,721 -It's broken. -Uh, okay. 757 00:37:33,788 --> 00:37:35,623 [phone vibrates] 758 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:38,325 [chuckles] 759 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:39,994 -Hello. -[Grant] Amber. 760 00:37:40,061 --> 00:37:42,130 It's Grant. Walker. 761 00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:45,666 Yeah, I know. I'm really glad you called. 762 00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,236 Yeah, uh, me too. 763 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:51,906 Ah, Amber, please go with me on this. 764 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:53,207 You have to listen to me. 765 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:57,512 I have undeniable evidence that there could be a velociraptor 766 00:37:57,578 --> 00:38:00,280 in your area killing people. 767 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,749 Well, this is a really strange way 768 00:38:01,816 --> 00:38:03,618 -of asking me out. -[Hannah] It's itchy. 769 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:07,155 Um, is this some sort of weird role-playing thing? 770 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:10,558 No, no. Here, look at this. 771 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,760 -[notification chimes] -[Hannah] Ants! Ants! Ants! 772 00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:15,395 -It's in my hair! -You sent me a pile of shit? 773 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:16,831 [Grant] That's raptor droppings. 774 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,199 [Hannah] They're biting me! 775 00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:21,769 -Okay? Are you asking me out? -[Grant] No! 776 00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:23,671 Stay in your house and lock your doors. 777 00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:26,507 Do not go outside until I call you again. 778 00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:28,676 What? I mean, this is insane. 779 00:38:28,743 --> 00:38:29,944 Oh, wait. 780 00:38:30,011 --> 00:38:32,713 If this is you trying to push me away again, well, it's working. 781 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,015 It's not that. 782 00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:36,984 All right. You haven't grown up a bit since college. Goodbye. 783 00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,519 Shit. 784 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,354 [Hannah mutters] It's itchy! Ow! 785 00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:44,391 Women. Can't live with 'em. 786 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,928 Can't convince 'em a dinosaur might kill 'em. 787 00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:48,663 Irrational creatures. 788 00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:55,603 Is that that crazy chicken lady from the commercials? 789 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,172 Yeah, she's kind of a big deal in these parts. 790 00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,339 Pull over. 791 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,374 What the hell happened here? 792 00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:06,214 -[Denny] What the... -[brakes screeching] 793 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,348 Henrietta McCluckskey. 794 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:10,718 What's happening, you old bastard? 795 00:39:10,785 --> 00:39:12,687 You selling scrambled eggs now? 796 00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:16,389 Is that little Deniel Denielson? 797 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:19,293 Oh, yeah, I remember that ugly-ass face. 798 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:23,698 Your name is Deniel? Deniel Denielson? 799 00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:26,334 What the hell you think "Denny" is short for? 800 00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:30,805 Did you two stop here to fuck or buy eggs? 801 00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:32,472 [Henrietta chuckles] 802 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,242 Do you mind if we ask what happened here? 803 00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:36,210 I don't know. 804 00:39:36,277 --> 00:39:38,378 Went into my truck to have a smoke. 805 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:39,914 Must have passed out. 806 00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:43,416 When I woke up, it was like a tornado went through here. 807 00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:46,153 Smashed my eggs to bits! 808 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,956 Blew the ass end out of my mascot! 809 00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:51,424 Do you mind if we take a look? 810 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:54,662 I could give a frog's fat ass what you look at. 811 00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:57,430 Just don't break any merchandise. 812 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:10,177 Damn. Looks like something blew his butthole out. 813 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:17,718 Ew. What is it? 814 00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:19,620 Raptor semen? 815 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,556 Looks like a bunch of cum to me. 816 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,226 Hey, you... You're saying 817 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:26,493 that dinosaur mounted that chicken, 818 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,531 blew his butthole out, and busted a nut inside? 819 00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,034 I guess so. 820 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,369 I've been saying this all along! 821 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:38,973 The government is making man-sized chickens 822 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,310 to put all us little people out of work. 823 00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:45,713 Chicken-human hybrids 824 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:51,052 controlled by 5G and chemtrails. 825 00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:56,290 Okay... Um, are you sure you didn't see anything at all? 826 00:40:56,357 --> 00:41:00,227 Well, not unless you count the back of my fucking eyelids. 827 00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,764 [sighs] Okay, I'm gonna need a map. 828 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:06,167 I got you, Doc G. 829 00:41:06,233 --> 00:41:08,501 What are you two looking for anyway? 830 00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,371 Look, look. Official business. All right? 831 00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:12,540 Don't get your tits in a tangle. 832 00:41:15,343 --> 00:41:18,179 -[suspenseful music] -[car engine starts] 833 00:41:20,414 --> 00:41:22,650 [Henrietta] You're not gonna buy any eggs? 834 00:41:24,352 --> 00:41:25,686 Assholes! 835 00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:30,124 [Denny] Yeah, come on. Come on. Check it out. Yeah. 836 00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:31,225 It's a beauty, ain't it? 837 00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:35,629 Yeah. Come on in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in. 838 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,103 How you like it? 839 00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:45,239 It's, uh... 840 00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:48,476 Oh... Yeah, this is nice. 841 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:49,944 This is... quaint. 842 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,479 [Denny] I got a few things still, still coming 843 00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:52,713 from Amazon Prime. 844 00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:54,148 I think the tiki stuff, you know, 845 00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,650 the tiki stuff kind of ties it all together. 846 00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:59,487 Hmm... Yeah, no. That's, that's the touch that did it. 847 00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:00,721 That, that made it, yeah. 848 00:42:00,788 --> 00:42:02,156 Oh, how rude of me. Let me get you a drink. 849 00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,625 -Oh, no, no, I'm good. -[Denny] Oh, come on man. 850 00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:06,660 It'll help loosen you up. 851 00:42:10,498 --> 00:42:11,899 Pick your poison. 852 00:42:14,402 --> 00:42:16,637 [chuckles] There we go! 853 00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,308 [Denny inhales sharply] 854 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:22,810 -[Denny] Ooh. -[Grant] That's a lot. 855 00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:25,079 -A little more? -[Grant] No, no, I'm good. 856 00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:29,283 [Denny] So I'd like to, uh... 857 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,586 Sorry about the flies. We got some kind of infestation. 858 00:42:32,653 --> 00:42:33,954 To new partners, 859 00:42:35,524 --> 00:42:37,892 new friends. [blowing] 860 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:42,129 And, uh... Mr. Beagle. 861 00:42:42,196 --> 00:42:43,898 May we avenge his death. 862 00:42:45,534 --> 00:42:47,668 And, and, and the kid and shit too. 863 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:49,837 The doo-doo kid. 864 00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:50,905 [Grant] Hmm. 865 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:57,611 [coughs] 866 00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,013 What the hell is that? 867 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,551 A blend. I blended a few things together. 868 00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:05,686 Oh, oh. Since we're partners and-and friends, 869 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:07,388 drinking bud... and drinking buddies, 870 00:43:07,455 --> 00:43:09,790 I'd like to present you with, um... 871 00:43:09,857 --> 00:43:11,225 a little something that's gonna... 872 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:12,660 gonna help us communicate 873 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:14,595 when we're together. And I, uh... 874 00:43:19,568 --> 00:43:21,335 I think... 875 00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:23,804 That's my dad. I think my dad, um... 876 00:43:26,006 --> 00:43:29,677 I think he'd want you to have this. Here, here. 877 00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:33,647 -Oh, no, no, no. I can't. -No, no. You've earned it. 878 00:43:33,714 --> 00:43:35,983 -Thanks. -Brothers in arms. 879 00:43:36,050 --> 00:43:37,685 -Brothers in arms. -Hey. Hey. 880 00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:39,153 Didn't you say you had a map? 881 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,688 [Denny] I got a big ass map. 882 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:43,290 Whole ci... Whole-whole city! 883 00:43:43,357 --> 00:43:44,391 [chuckles] 884 00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:52,032 Whoa. Hold up. Hold up. Let me set the mood. 885 00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:53,000 Yeah. 886 00:43:53,868 --> 00:43:55,803 [Denny] Oh, yeah, that's better. 887 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:02,676 Um, I can't see anything. 888 00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:05,346 Okay. Hold up. Wait. 889 00:44:09,183 --> 00:44:12,286 Okay. Well, you could have just turned the lights on, but... 890 00:44:12,353 --> 00:44:13,787 Uh, do you have any thumbtacks? 891 00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:19,827 [Denny whispers] I don't have thumbtacks, but... Oh! 892 00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:23,898 I got these Chums. 893 00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,200 -Chums? -Yeah, Chums. 894 00:44:26,267 --> 00:44:27,368 Like you and me. Chums. 895 00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:30,104 I used, I used to collect these as a kid, didn't you? 896 00:44:30,572 --> 00:44:31,805 No. 897 00:44:31,872 --> 00:44:35,142 This is, um... Well, this is Jimmy Chonga. 898 00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:37,678 This is, uh, Larry... Oh. 899 00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:39,780 You keep Larry Loco. It's my favorite. 900 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,616 And I'm gonna take, uh, Alberto Gordo. 901 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:43,450 This is to symbolize our Chummidom. 902 00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:46,921 [giddy laugh] 903 00:44:46,987 --> 00:44:49,156 -[Grant] How old are you? -41. 904 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:50,858 You ever think about wearing sunscreen? 905 00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,760 No. It's bad for the skin. 906 00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:55,396 No, yeah, you don't want that. You don't want that. 907 00:44:58,165 --> 00:44:59,733 We need to establish 908 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,468 -the raptor's hunting territory. -Okay. 909 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,871 [Grant] Here is Dino World 910 00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:05,406 or what we know is the first attack. 911 00:45:05,472 --> 00:45:09,343 -Okay. Yeah, that's Larry Loco. -Yeah. Yeah, I know. 912 00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:11,845 This is Elliott's house. 913 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,080 That's Jimmy Chonga. 914 00:45:13,147 --> 00:45:15,449 -Jimmy Chonga. Jimmy Chonga? -Jimmy Chonga. 915 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,818 Great. Jimmy is gonna be Henrietta 916 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,186 because this is Henrietta's egg stand. 917 00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:20,287 [Denny] Okay. 918 00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:23,457 So, a raptor's hunting territory is roughly estimated 919 00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:27,394 to be about 20 square miles, which would lead him... 920 00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,730 here. 921 00:45:31,098 --> 00:45:32,099 [rifle cocks] 922 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,736 Let's go kill us a fucking raptor. 923 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:40,975 [raptor growling] 924 00:45:42,009 --> 00:45:45,614 Hi, guys. Oh, everyone's here tonight. 925 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,983 -It's feeding time! Yub-nub. -[cats meowing] 926 00:45:49,049 --> 00:45:51,752 -[raptor growling] -[frightened cat screech] 927 00:45:54,121 --> 00:45:55,322 Oh. 928 00:45:56,725 --> 00:45:59,360 Where did Razzle go? 929 00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:01,962 [raptor's guttural growl] 930 00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:04,633 -[raptor growling] -[frightened cat screech] 931 00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:06,166 -[squelches] -[screeching stops] 932 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:12,607 And now where's that darn Dazzle? 933 00:46:12,674 --> 00:46:13,907 [raptor growling] 934 00:46:15,744 --> 00:46:18,846 Razzle? Dazzle? 935 00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:21,549 Oh, well. 936 00:46:23,217 --> 00:46:26,387 [raptor growling] 937 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,956 [frightened cat screech] 938 00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:37,264 Well, then, where did everyone go tonight? 939 00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:39,833 [raptor growling] 940 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:42,036 -[suspenseful music] -[lady gasping] 941 00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:56,450 [faint music from radio] 942 00:46:59,654 --> 00:47:02,122 That's a lot of mayonnaise. 943 00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:05,192 -You never know. -No. No, you never do. 944 00:47:05,259 --> 00:47:07,428 Go ahead, take a few with you. It's fine. 945 00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:08,697 Oh, no, I'm good. 946 00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:11,365 I have some at home in a bottle... 947 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:13,535 Like everyone. 948 00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:14,769 [radio clicks] 949 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:17,505 Testing, testing. One, two, one, two, one, two. 950 00:47:17,572 --> 00:47:19,073 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 951 00:47:19,139 --> 00:47:20,941 Doc G, Doc G. Come in, Doc G. 952 00:47:21,008 --> 00:47:22,610 Boop, boop, boop, boop! 953 00:47:22,677 --> 00:47:25,312 Hey, Doc G. Copy that. 954 00:47:25,379 --> 00:47:28,015 Hey, uh, can you turn your walkie to, uh, channel 16? 955 00:47:28,082 --> 00:47:30,384 -Make sure it's on 16. -Can you just please stop? 956 00:47:30,451 --> 00:47:31,418 Keep your eyes on the road! 957 00:47:31,485 --> 00:47:34,789 We're not 11-year-old treehouse buddies. 958 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:36,357 We're not using these. 959 00:47:44,898 --> 00:47:47,935 So... you grew up here. 960 00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:50,505 How was that? 961 00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:51,905 It was fine. 962 00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:55,810 There was this... [chuckles] 963 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:58,379 this incident, you know, in the sixth grade. 964 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,652 I mean, I guess I should tell you, 965 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,487 with our budding bromance and all. 966 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:11,158 I started that day pumped. 967 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:13,394 My dad, my daddy had just bought me 968 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,931 a new pair of MC Hammer pants... [chuckles] 969 00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:19,768 ...for the school talent show. 970 00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:21,902 -[Grant] Mm-hmm. -Oh, man. 971 00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:23,470 And I was in the middle of a performance 972 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:25,139 of "Can't Touch This." 973 00:48:25,205 --> 00:48:26,775 I mean the whole school was there. 974 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:27,941 The whole town. 975 00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:30,210 And sitting right front and center... 976 00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:33,313 Ooh. Oh, the love of my life. 977 00:48:33,947 --> 00:48:35,583 Gina Del Vecchio. 978 00:48:37,484 --> 00:48:38,986 Yeah, man. 979 00:48:39,052 --> 00:48:41,723 I had that crowd eating out of the palm of my hand. 980 00:48:41,790 --> 00:48:44,458 I was too legit to quit. 981 00:48:45,693 --> 00:48:48,429 [chuckling] Oh, man! 982 00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:50,497 [melancholic music] 983 00:48:53,033 --> 00:48:54,368 And then I got to... 984 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:58,071 "Stop, hammer time." 985 00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:00,307 [Grant] Mm. 986 00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,376 Dusty Peters pulled my MC Hammer pants 987 00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:04,546 and my tighty-whities down to my ankles... 988 00:49:07,181 --> 00:49:08,449 in front of the whole school. 989 00:49:09,617 --> 00:49:12,019 And Gina Del Vecchio. 990 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:17,391 Well, in a fit of irony... 991 00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:22,229 it definitely wasn't hammer time. 992 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:26,366 My little underdeveloped sixth-grade baby dick 993 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,435 just sitting on my nuts like an acorn. 994 00:49:31,539 --> 00:49:34,742 After that, everyone started calling me Dinky Dick Denny. 995 00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:42,149 That's... 996 00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,051 horrible. 997 00:49:44,686 --> 00:49:45,687 I'm sorry. 998 00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:54,294 Yeah. Well, that nickname followed me my whole life. 999 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:59,233 And Dusty Peters married Gina Del Vecchio. 1000 00:50:02,369 --> 00:50:06,674 Man, you think it was my dream to be security at Dino World? 1001 00:50:06,741 --> 00:50:08,275 Well, I love Dino World. 1002 00:50:09,978 --> 00:50:12,412 But I wanted to be a sheriff. 1003 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,649 That nickname fucked that up too. 1004 00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:18,586 [Grant scoffs] 1005 00:50:19,854 --> 00:50:21,288 I can relate. 1006 00:50:21,355 --> 00:50:24,291 Not about the small dick stuff, but... 1007 00:50:31,131 --> 00:50:32,600 It's grown a little bit. 1008 00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:35,135 Oh. 1009 00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:40,140 [Grant] All right, we could be close. 1010 00:50:41,676 --> 00:50:42,911 Amber does live up here. 1011 00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:45,580 Oh, yeah? Gina lives two streets over. 1012 00:50:45,647 --> 00:50:48,516 You know the big house with the stone front? 1013 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:50,585 Her bedroom's the second window from the left. 1014 00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:53,788 Or so I've heard. 1015 00:50:55,422 --> 00:50:57,090 Wait a minute. What the hell is that? 1016 00:50:58,593 --> 00:50:59,594 Stop! 1017 00:50:59,661 --> 00:51:01,161 [tires screeching] 1018 00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:04,264 [car doors close] 1019 00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:08,836 [eerie music] 1020 00:51:12,941 --> 00:51:14,141 [Grant] Look at this. 1021 00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:15,777 Eerie. 1022 00:51:20,548 --> 00:51:23,083 What the hell kind of critter is that? 1023 00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:27,454 It's a hairball. 1024 00:51:30,357 --> 00:51:34,596 My guess is... it just ate an old lady and her cats. 1025 00:51:43,337 --> 00:51:45,172 -[Denny sniffs] -[Grant groans] 1026 00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,375 [Denny] What is it, Doc? 1027 00:51:48,442 --> 00:51:50,778 It's what's left of an old lady and her cats. 1028 00:51:50,845 --> 00:51:52,847 Jeez, man! 1029 00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,549 Does this thing know no bounds? 1030 00:51:54,616 --> 00:51:57,284 First, it kills my dog. Then a... then a kid, 1031 00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:59,954 and then a sweet old lady and her cats? 1032 00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:01,254 I mean, what's next? 1033 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,691 A freaking handicap? 1034 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,527 [creaking] 1035 00:52:08,161 --> 00:52:10,364 [suspenseful music] 1036 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,410 [telephone ringing] 1037 00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:24,478 Uh-oh. 1038 00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:26,914 -[Grimley] Grimley. -Yeah, Sheriff. 1039 00:52:26,981 --> 00:52:28,415 This is Grant Walker. 1040 00:52:28,482 --> 00:52:30,250 The raptor I told you about? 1041 00:52:31,184 --> 00:52:32,920 Just ripped someone's head off! 1042 00:52:32,987 --> 00:52:34,956 Listen, you crazy bastard, 1043 00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:37,091 you call here and harass this station 1044 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:39,727 with any more of your dino doo-doo 1045 00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,830 and I'll throw you and your dinky dick pal 1046 00:52:42,897 --> 00:52:45,933 in jail! You got it? 1047 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,102 - Hello? -Fuck those guys. 1048 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,904 There's new sheriffs in town. 1049 00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:52,239 -[rattling] -[Grant grunts] 1050 00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:53,941 Oh, man, that could have been cool! 1051 00:53:02,884 --> 00:53:05,452 [Amber] Hannah, I'm taking a bath. Are you good? 1052 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,621 Yeah. 1053 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:22,302 -[door creaking] -[raptor growling] 1054 00:53:30,945 --> 00:53:34,649 [footsteps pounding heavily] 1055 00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:35,950 [growling] 1056 00:53:36,984 --> 00:53:39,754 [rattling] 1057 00:53:41,689 --> 00:53:43,423 [loud breathing] 1058 00:53:46,861 --> 00:53:49,362 [door creaking] 1059 00:53:55,069 --> 00:53:56,269 [low growling] 1060 00:54:00,174 --> 00:54:01,374 [Amber] Hannah? 1061 00:54:03,044 --> 00:54:04,746 Hannah, were you in here? 1062 00:54:04,812 --> 00:54:05,813 [Hannah] No. 1063 00:54:14,789 --> 00:54:16,423 [low growling] 1064 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,028 [suspenseful music] 1065 00:54:31,939 --> 00:54:33,708 [growling] 1066 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:45,285 [music intensifies] 1067 00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:49,422 -[screaming]-[growling] 1068 00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:55,596 [grunting] 1069 00:54:58,099 --> 00:54:59,133 [yelling] 1070 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,535 [raptor screeching] 1071 00:55:03,704 --> 00:55:05,940 -[raptor screeching] -[breathing heavily] 1072 00:55:06,908 --> 00:55:08,209 [clattering] 1073 00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:09,577 [gasps] 1074 00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:12,079 Hey! 1075 00:55:17,885 --> 00:55:18,986 [Hannah screaming] 1076 00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:23,591 [growling] 1077 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:30,131 [breathing heavily] 1078 00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:33,034 [roaring, growling] 1079 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:38,606 [thudding] 1080 00:55:47,915 --> 00:55:49,917 [dramatic music] 1081 00:55:52,153 --> 00:55:53,420 [roaring] 1082 00:56:03,865 --> 00:56:05,867 [suspenseful music] 1083 00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:10,771 -[crashes]-[screaming] 1084 00:56:14,141 --> 00:56:16,177 [distant screaming] 1085 00:56:16,244 --> 00:56:17,444 [Grant] Amber! 1086 00:56:17,945 --> 00:56:20,882 [screaming] 1087 00:56:22,183 --> 00:56:23,951 [roaring] 1088 00:56:27,154 --> 00:56:29,690 -[roaring]-[screaming] 1089 00:56:29,757 --> 00:56:31,025 -[Grant] Amber! -[panting] 1090 00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:33,628 Where are you? 1091 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:39,734 Amber? 1092 00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:42,970 [suspenseful music] 1093 00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:50,711 -Here, boy! [chittering] -Stop that. 1094 00:56:53,981 --> 00:56:56,050 [suspenseful music] 1095 00:56:58,019 --> 00:56:59,553 [distant growling] 1096 00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:01,122 It's upstairs. 1097 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,395 -[roaring]-[grunting] 1098 00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:09,163 -[thudding] -[Denny] What the shit? 1099 00:57:10,097 --> 00:57:11,399 [screaming] 1100 00:57:11,464 --> 00:57:13,100 Where is he? 1101 00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:17,138 -Denny! Shoot it! -What? Shoot what? 1102 00:57:17,204 --> 00:57:18,739 I can't see shit! 1103 00:57:18,806 --> 00:57:20,841 [growling] 1104 00:57:22,176 --> 00:57:23,678 [grunting] 1105 00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:25,746 [screaming in pain] 1106 00:57:31,218 --> 00:57:32,753 -[Denny] Fucker. -[groans] 1107 00:57:36,290 --> 00:57:37,959 [growling] 1108 00:57:41,996 --> 00:57:43,097 [grunting] 1109 00:57:43,164 --> 00:57:44,231 -[panting] -[Denny] Look out! 1110 00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,466 What is this?! 1111 00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:48,235 [whimpering] 1112 00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:56,510 [Denny screaming] 1113 00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:59,547 -[grunting] -[raptor's high-pitched cry] 1114 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:03,451 [growling] 1115 00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:04,752 [grunting] 1116 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,395 [panting] 1117 00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:15,730 What is this? 1118 00:58:17,865 --> 00:58:18,933 [exclaims] 1119 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,801 Ow! Ah! 1120 00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:23,904 If it bleeds, we can kill it. 1121 00:58:23,971 --> 00:58:26,741 -That's from Predator. -Yeah, I remember. 1122 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,641 Oh, Grant! 1123 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:30,111 Amber, your arm. Are you okay? 1124 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:32,179 I saw it. And I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. 1125 00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:33,681 Wait, wait, wait. You saw it? 1126 00:58:33,748 --> 00:58:35,750 I-I think so. It all happened so fast. 1127 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:38,052 -It attacked me and then-- -It's like a fucking chameleon! 1128 00:58:38,119 --> 00:58:39,286 I couldn't see shit! 1129 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:41,255 Was that really a raptor? 1130 00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:42,356 Yes. 1131 00:58:42,423 --> 00:58:44,025 [suspenseful sting] 1132 00:58:44,091 --> 00:58:45,726 An invisible raptor. 1133 00:58:46,227 --> 00:58:47,795 Holy shit! 1134 00:58:47,862 --> 00:58:50,297 Amber, I need you to go as far away from here 1135 00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:52,099 -as you can. -Uh... Okay. Uh... 1136 00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,934 -There's a car a-a minute away. -Okay, okay. 1137 00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:55,436 [Amber] Hannah, go get your things! 1138 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,471 How are we gonna stop this thing, Doc G? 1139 00:58:57,538 --> 00:59:00,174 I don't know, Denny, but we haven't much time. 1140 00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:01,675 [car approaching] 1141 00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:04,678 -[Grant] That was fast. -Rideshare for Amber! 1142 00:59:04,745 --> 00:59:06,313 [Amber] Hannah, hurry up! 1143 00:59:07,615 --> 00:59:09,016 Jesus, that kid. 1144 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,084 Come on! 1145 00:59:10,151 --> 00:59:11,252 [car door opens] 1146 00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:16,957 Grant, I should stay with you and help you stop this thing. 1147 00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:20,027 No, Amber, you go and be safe with our daughter. 1148 00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:23,297 "Our" daughter? You think... 1149 00:59:23,364 --> 00:59:24,598 No, she's not even my daughter. 1150 00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:26,801 No, she's my ex-husband's from a previous thing. 1151 00:59:30,271 --> 00:59:32,507 Oh, thank God. 1152 00:59:32,573 --> 00:59:35,743 Oh, I was trying to be cool with that. 1153 00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:38,112 Oh, but you know, that was gonna bother me. 1154 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:39,046 I have to be honest. 1155 00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:40,881 That's why I even hesitated to call you. 1156 00:59:41,649 --> 00:59:43,518 I'm sorry. No offense, Hailey. 1157 00:59:43,584 --> 00:59:45,152 [Hannah] It's Hannah. 1158 00:59:45,219 --> 00:59:48,189 -It doesn't matter. -I'm staying with you. 1159 00:59:49,524 --> 00:59:50,925 [Hannah] Aw. 1160 00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:57,131 [romantic music] 1161 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,801 [Denny] Before y'all start making whoopee in front of me, 1162 01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:02,736 I think you should divert your attention 1163 01:00:02,803 --> 01:00:04,038 to the little ninja man watching us 1164 01:00:04,105 --> 01:00:06,040 from behind that tree over there. 1165 01:00:06,107 --> 01:00:07,975 I see you, motherfucker! 1166 01:00:08,843 --> 01:00:10,244 [Denny] Oh, he's got wheels! 1167 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:11,912 Let's go. 1168 01:00:13,247 --> 01:00:14,348 [Denny] Surprise! 1169 01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:19,987 Who the hell are you? 1170 01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:22,557 -[whimpering] -And why are you watching us? 1171 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:24,091 Why... why you watching us? 1172 01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:26,894 You wouldn't be out here looking for... Oh, I don't know, 1173 01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,996 an invisible fucking raptor, now would you? 1174 01:00:29,063 --> 01:00:30,464 Shut up! Shut up! Everybody get in the van 1175 01:00:30,532 --> 01:00:32,199 before we all get killed. 1176 01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:33,400 [van door opens] 1177 01:00:35,202 --> 01:00:37,238 [panting] 1178 01:00:38,772 --> 01:00:40,808 [door closes] 1179 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,810 What do you know about the invisible raptor? 1180 01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,945 How do you know about the invisible raptor? 1181 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:48,983 Because we know it exists. And it's killing people. 1182 01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:50,985 But I have a feeling you know a lot more. 1183 01:00:51,051 --> 01:00:52,119 Explain this. 1184 01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:53,721 Hey, that's classified information. 1185 01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:55,990 Well, how about we declassify that shit? 1186 01:00:57,191 --> 01:00:59,026 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1187 01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:02,663 [Amber] Raptor Weaponization. 1188 01:01:03,164 --> 01:01:04,398 Invisibility? 1189 01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:06,167 [Grant] Wait a minute. 1190 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:09,670 Tyler Corp? As in Dr. Steven Tyler? 1191 01:01:09,737 --> 01:01:11,772 What's Aerosmith got to do with this? 1192 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,510 You start talking. 1193 01:01:15,577 --> 01:01:18,412 My friend here has an itchy trigger finger. 1194 01:01:18,479 --> 01:01:19,880 Yeah, I got a lot of itchy things. 1195 01:01:19,947 --> 01:01:21,115 [John] Okay. Okay. Okay. 1196 01:01:21,182 --> 01:01:23,217 I work for Dr. Tyler at Tyler Corp. 1197 01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:25,853 And yes, the invisible raptor is ours and it escaped. 1198 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,756 Now I suggest you let me go, so I can go get it back. 1199 01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:32,159 Wait, wait. Dr. Tyler created raptors? 1200 01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:34,195 A raptor, yes. 1201 01:01:34,261 --> 01:01:35,362 How? 1202 01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:38,199 Uh. Did you see Jurassic Park? 1203 01:01:38,966 --> 01:01:41,435 -Yes. -We did that. 1204 01:01:41,502 --> 01:01:43,304 But how did you make it invisible? 1205 01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:45,507 -Did you see The Invisible Man ? -Whoa, wait, stop! 1206 01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,907 Don't say anything. I hate spoilers. 1207 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,876 It's a remake of an old film! I just... 1208 01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:50,978 All right, all right. Two more questions. 1209 01:01:51,045 --> 01:01:52,880 What happens if we get it wet? 1210 01:01:52,947 --> 01:01:54,949 Or feed it after midnight? 1211 01:01:57,686 --> 01:02:00,988 Nothing? Nothing happens. 1212 01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,991 All right, just checking. We know all we need to know. 1213 01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:05,560 We-We don't have time for this. 1214 01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:06,927 I have to get Chance back to the lab. 1215 01:02:06,994 --> 01:02:08,729 He's a very expensive asset. 1216 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:10,731 You named it Chance? 1217 01:02:10,798 --> 01:02:12,534 Yeah. Chance the Raptor. 1218 01:02:12,601 --> 01:02:15,502 You know what? Fuck Chance the Raptor. 1219 01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:17,738 And fuck Tyler the Creator! 1220 01:02:17,805 --> 01:02:19,807 You know what, fuck Aerosmith too! 1221 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:23,612 If you think we're taking this abomination back, dream on. 1222 01:02:23,678 --> 01:02:24,979 You're crazy! 1223 01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,780 Hey, look, I just... I got to get him back to the lab 1224 01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:29,016 before they know he's gone or I'm gonna lose my job. 1225 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:31,653 They-They don't know he's gone? 1226 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,021 No. He's invisible. 1227 01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:39,426 [computer] Access granted: Gordon Crawford. 1228 01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:40,528 [Gordon] Later, Willie! 1229 01:02:45,032 --> 01:02:47,868 Did you Weekend at Bernie's that man? 1230 01:02:49,537 --> 01:02:52,540 I was going for more of a Ferris Bueller but... 1231 01:02:52,607 --> 01:02:54,375 You're insane. 1232 01:02:54,441 --> 01:02:57,712 Your experiment has gone rogue. 1233 01:02:57,778 --> 01:02:58,946 We're not bringing this back to your lab 1234 01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,848 so Tyler can have his weapon. 1235 01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:03,817 What part of "people are dying out there" 1236 01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:05,085 do you not understand? 1237 01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:07,555 He's not just an experiment to me. 1238 01:03:07,622 --> 01:03:09,490 No, I-I raised him. 1239 01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:12,293 His first birthday. 1240 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:14,228 [exclaims] 1241 01:03:14,295 --> 01:03:16,063 I raised him better than my own son. 1242 01:03:16,130 --> 01:03:18,733 He's in a little suit phase. 1243 01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:20,234 [Denny] You know what, mister. 1244 01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:21,368 I'd feel sorry for you 1245 01:03:21,435 --> 01:03:25,072 if your pet hadn't just eaten my best friend. 1246 01:03:25,674 --> 01:03:26,907 But he did. 1247 01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:30,044 And he made doo-doo and hairballs 1248 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,547 out of old ladies and little kids. 1249 01:03:32,614 --> 01:03:36,116 So, enough of this bullshit. 1250 01:03:36,183 --> 01:03:37,985 -[Denny grunting] -[screaming in pain] 1251 01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:39,521 Take it out. Take it out. Take it out. 1252 01:03:39,587 --> 01:03:41,822 I'll take this out on one condition. 1253 01:03:41,889 --> 01:03:43,824 You're gonna use your Star Trek shit here 1254 01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:45,727 to help us kill it. 1255 01:03:45,794 --> 01:03:47,027 -Catch it. -Catch it. 1256 01:03:47,094 --> 01:03:48,697 Okay. Okay. I'll help you get it. 1257 01:03:48,763 --> 01:03:50,699 Jesus. Just take it out. 1258 01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:51,999 [yelping] 1259 01:03:52,634 --> 01:03:54,835 [breathing heavily] 1260 01:03:56,771 --> 01:03:58,072 [van door opens] 1261 01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:02,577 Maybe I should have the tranq. 1262 01:04:02,644 --> 01:04:06,013 Stop! Can't touch this! That tranq is strong enough 1263 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,515 to put an elephant down for 24 hours. 1264 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:09,249 You don't want it going off. 1265 01:04:09,316 --> 01:04:13,555 This is all very sensitive and expensive equipment. 1266 01:04:13,621 --> 01:04:15,923 Now this guy uses thermal imaging 1267 01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:17,391 and it's the only thing we can use to track 1268 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,492 his whereabouts. 1269 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,562 And I only have one pair. 1270 01:04:22,963 --> 01:04:25,032 Oh! He's here. He's here. 1271 01:04:25,834 --> 01:04:28,268 [John] Hey, Chance. Hey, buddy. 1272 01:04:28,335 --> 01:04:31,539 There you are. Easy. 1273 01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:35,008 -[Grant] What is he doing? -[John] Okay, easy. 1274 01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:37,612 Chance, sit. 1275 01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:39,980 Hey, maybe I have a milk bone for you. 1276 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:42,082 -[growling] -Yeah? But you got to sit. 1277 01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:44,351 Can you sit for me? Chance? 1278 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,454 Easy, easy. 1279 01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:50,625 Chance. Sit! 1280 01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,494 -Slow. -[Chance chirping] 1281 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,563 Good boy. 1282 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,565 All right, let's get you home. 1283 01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:59,366 [growling] 1284 01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:00,702 [roaring] 1285 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:01,870 [screaming] 1286 01:05:01,935 --> 01:05:03,638 [exclaiming] 1287 01:05:03,705 --> 01:05:05,906 [suspenseful music] 1288 01:05:07,441 --> 01:05:08,576 [screaming] 1289 01:05:11,345 --> 01:05:12,580 [roaring] 1290 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:14,214 [grunting] 1291 01:05:17,151 --> 01:05:19,386 -[Denny] There you are. -[growling] 1292 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:24,324 He's choking on the ninja man's expensive gear! 1293 01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:28,462 [Chance choking] 1294 01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:31,165 Denny, what's your plan? 1295 01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:34,501 Saw this in a little movie called Jaws. 1296 01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:37,672 [Chance screeches in pain] 1297 01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:43,310 [Chance whimpers] 1298 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:45,580 [Denny] Jeez. How fast are those things? 1299 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,315 [both] 40 miles an hour. Jinx. 1300 01:05:48,382 --> 01:05:49,684 You owe me a soda. 1301 01:05:53,487 --> 01:05:54,556 [Amber] Where's it going? 1302 01:05:55,122 --> 01:05:57,391 [electronic music] 1303 01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:09,804 [man 1] You better make this shot, dude. 1304 01:06:10,471 --> 01:06:12,941 [man 2] Dude, your sister is hot as fuck. 1305 01:06:13,006 --> 01:06:14,208 [man 3] Super hot. 1306 01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:16,243 [man 2] It sounds like that party's fucking lame. 1307 01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:17,311 [coughing] 1308 01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:18,746 [man 4] Come on, man. Just smoke it. 1309 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:21,014 Nothing bad will happen. 1310 01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,282 [staff] Yeah. Thanks for holding. 1311 01:06:22,349 --> 01:06:24,117 The store manager will be with you shortly. 1312 01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:27,622 I have been holding for an hour and 17 minutes 1313 01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:29,858 to speak to a goddamn manager! 1314 01:06:29,924 --> 01:06:31,258 [staff] Ma'am, you need to calm down. 1315 01:06:31,325 --> 01:06:33,795 I said the store manager's gonna be with you shortly. 1316 01:06:33,862 --> 01:06:36,731 Another goddamn hour? I-- 1317 01:06:36,798 --> 01:06:38,499 -[on-hold music] -[groans angrily] 1318 01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:41,736 Fuck! 1319 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:43,437 [electronic music in distance] 1320 01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:46,206 [man 5] Party! Turn that shit up, dude! 1321 01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:48,676 Whoo! 1322 01:06:51,746 --> 01:06:53,013 [telephone ringing] 1323 01:06:53,915 --> 01:06:55,148 [sighing] 1324 01:06:56,551 --> 01:06:57,685 Sheriff Grimley. 1325 01:06:57,752 --> 01:07:01,556 Sheriff, there are a bunch of millennials having a party. 1326 01:07:01,623 --> 01:07:06,628 Oh, Karen! How did you get this extension? 1327 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,796 There's nothing illegal about having a party. 1328 01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:12,099 They're making a lot of noise. They're disturbing the peace 1329 01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:13,233 and it is late. 1330 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:16,638 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. 1331 01:07:16,704 --> 01:07:18,773 Just send somebody over here! 1332 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,073 [end call tone] 1333 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:25,513 Well, better check it out. Got nothing better to do. 1334 01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,582 Hey, ding-dong. 1335 01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:29,316 Hey, ding-dong! 1336 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,553 Let's go! 1337 01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:33,621 [party music in distance] 1338 01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:39,594 [ominous music] 1339 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:45,065 What the hell is this? 1340 01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,603 [sighs] Damn kids. 1341 01:07:51,573 --> 01:07:53,575 [suspenseful sting] 1342 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:57,077 [squelches] 1343 01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,445 [Rudy] Yeah, this is the manager, Rudy, speaking. 1344 01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:01,248 -[Karen groaning in pain] - How may I help you? Ma'am? 1345 01:08:02,316 --> 01:08:04,251 You called about the air fryer? Again? 1346 01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:05,687 [groaning continues] 1347 01:08:05,753 --> 01:08:08,756 Uh. Yeah, the good news is you had the protection plan, 1348 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,925 so it's not gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1349 01:08:10,992 --> 01:08:13,561 -[groaning] - The bad news is, uh... 1350 01:08:13,628 --> 01:08:15,997 Are you there? Ma'am? 1351 01:08:16,064 --> 01:08:17,699 Uh, can you get closer to the phone, please? 1352 01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,466 [farting] 1353 01:08:19,534 --> 01:08:22,604 Okay. I guess you're definitely still there. 1354 01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:25,073 So, like I was saying, if you just, uh-- 1355 01:08:25,138 --> 01:08:26,406 [Karen] It's tearing me apart! 1356 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,175 [Rudy] Okay. Yeah, you're overreacting 1357 01:08:28,241 --> 01:08:30,177 -because it's just an air fryer. -[squelching] 1358 01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:32,080 [Karen] It's killing me! 1359 01:08:32,145 --> 01:08:34,414 [sinister music] 1360 01:08:34,481 --> 01:08:36,483 [squelching] 1361 01:08:38,886 --> 01:08:41,355 No matter what happens, we have to stick together. 1362 01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:43,958 Raptors are known to pick off the sick and the weak. 1363 01:08:44,025 --> 01:08:45,292 And eat stragglers. 1364 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:46,628 [Amber] Where's Denny? 1365 01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,429 Denny, what are you doing? 1366 01:08:49,496 --> 01:08:53,601 I'm fucking with his heat vision He won't be able to see us! 1367 01:08:53,668 --> 01:08:54,569 Like in Predator. 1368 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:57,805 You want some mud? Here, I've got some mud. 1369 01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:00,808 The thermal imaging was just for us to see it. 1370 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,610 Raptors don't have heat vision. 1371 01:09:02,677 --> 01:09:04,012 Now you're just muddy. 1372 01:09:04,078 --> 01:09:05,747 Well, raptors may not, 1373 01:09:05,813 --> 01:09:09,149 but we don't know how invisible raptors see us. 1374 01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:11,653 He's got a point. 1375 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:14,555 [Grant] Just come on. Stay close. 1376 01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:17,825 -[party music] -[indistinct cheering] 1377 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:23,263 [laughing] All right! 1378 01:09:23,330 --> 01:09:25,733 Oh, jeez. Will you put on your badge? 1379 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,402 We're in public. We got to look respectable. 1380 01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:30,270 No one has to wear 'em at the station. 1381 01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:31,572 [Grimley grumbles] 1382 01:09:32,573 --> 01:09:34,307 [sighs] 1383 01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:36,476 [deputy] Hey, can I ask you a question? 1384 01:09:36,544 --> 01:09:37,712 [grunts] 1385 01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:41,683 Are you living your dream? 1386 01:09:43,151 --> 01:09:44,152 What? 1387 01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,920 Like, when you were a little boy? 1388 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:48,990 Is this what you dreamt of doing? 1389 01:09:49,057 --> 01:09:50,591 [Grimley groans] 1390 01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:51,659 [mutters] 1391 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:57,431 Do you mind if I share my dream with you? 1392 01:09:57,899 --> 01:09:58,900 No. 1393 01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:03,905 I got a real passion for electronic music. 1394 01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:05,606 [laughs] 1395 01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,340 [deputy] Have you ever been to Berlin? 1396 01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:10,578 -I can't say that I have. -Oh, you're really missing out. 1397 01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:13,981 The EDM scene there is like no other. 1398 01:10:14,048 --> 01:10:15,817 And if you ever get a chance to go, 1399 01:10:15,883 --> 01:10:17,652 you got to try to get into... 1400 01:10:17,719 --> 01:10:18,886 Berghain.[chuckles] 1401 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:22,456 Oh, well I'll be sure to make a point of that 1402 01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:24,659 in my "don't give a shit" planner. 1403 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,096 -I just finished my demo. -Hmm. 1404 01:10:28,162 --> 01:10:29,630 [deputy] I think people are really gonna like it. 1405 01:10:29,697 --> 01:10:31,132 I wouldn't jump to any conclusions. 1406 01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:33,568 [deputy] Oh. You just give it a listen, okay? 1407 01:10:33,634 --> 01:10:35,302 -And be honest with me, okay? -Uh. 1408 01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:36,671 You're not gonna hurt my feelings. 1409 01:10:36,738 --> 01:10:39,841 [electronic music playing on speaker] 1410 01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:44,679 Oh! 1411 01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:47,615 Sounds even better in a car. 1412 01:10:49,117 --> 01:10:51,586 [deputy] Oh, get lost in it. Oh. 1413 01:10:56,023 --> 01:10:57,892 [suspenseful sting] 1414 01:10:58,826 --> 01:11:00,360 What do you think? 1415 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:02,395 Well, I'll be perfectly honest with you. 1416 01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:04,232 -[deputy] Yeah. -I wouldn't be caught dead 1417 01:11:04,297 --> 01:11:06,033 listening to this crap. 1418 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:10,370 We'll head on over there after ten. 1419 01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:14,041 The, uh, noise ordinance isn't in effect until then. 1420 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,043 Okay. 1421 01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:20,280 [heavy footsteps] 1422 01:11:21,149 --> 01:11:23,383 [sharp metallic screeching] 1423 01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:25,987 What was that? 1424 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:28,523 [chuckles] Wasn't that 1425 01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:30,858 some more of your bullshit music? 1426 01:11:30,925 --> 01:11:32,760 -No. -Oh, gee. 1427 01:11:33,995 --> 01:11:35,362 [sharp metallic screeching] 1428 01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,764 There it is again. 1429 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:40,701 [Grimley] Hey, make yourself useful. 1430 01:11:40,768 --> 01:11:45,173 Ichabod Crane's nemesis. The "blank" Horseman. 1431 01:11:45,239 --> 01:11:47,542 -[scoffs] -Scarlet Horseman? 1432 01:11:47,608 --> 01:11:49,277 -Yellow Horseman? -Yeah. 1433 01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:50,978 -Spotted Horseman? -Ah... 1434 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,747 -[squelches]-[thudding] 1435 01:11:52,814 --> 01:11:54,916 [screaming] 1436 01:12:03,191 --> 01:12:05,626 [growling] 1437 01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:22,610 [clicks] 1438 01:12:27,748 --> 01:12:32,086 Hey, man, close the door. We're hotboxing in here. 1439 01:12:32,153 --> 01:12:34,055 [garage door closes] 1440 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,025 Happy birthday, I guess. 1441 01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:43,463 [stoner 1] What was that? Did you just fart? 1442 01:12:43,531 --> 01:12:44,899 [Chance screeching] 1443 01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:47,134 [stoner 2] Uh-oh, something bad's about to happen. 1444 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:49,402 -[growling]-[thudding] 1445 01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:52,472 [screaming] 1446 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:02,750 [screaming] 1447 01:13:02,817 --> 01:13:06,220 Somebody let me in! Open the door! 1448 01:13:06,287 --> 01:13:07,755 [squelching] 1449 01:13:07,822 --> 01:13:09,857 [growling] 1450 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,393 [Denny panting] 1451 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:15,863 Look who showed up. 1452 01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:19,166 Well, Sheriff, I'd hate to say that I told-- 1453 01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:21,535 [suspenseful music] 1454 01:13:21,602 --> 01:13:23,938 -What is it? -Oh! 1455 01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:25,072 [gasping] 1456 01:13:26,774 --> 01:13:27,808 Oh! 1457 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:29,243 [heavy breathing] 1458 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:32,179 Oh... Do you think I should reapply? 1459 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,049 It's probably a good time to reapply. 1460 01:13:36,183 --> 01:13:38,319 [party music] 1461 01:13:38,386 --> 01:13:40,588 [indistinct chatter] 1462 01:13:50,598 --> 01:13:53,935 Hey you! Let's kick it! 1463 01:13:57,004 --> 01:13:58,105 [growling] 1464 01:14:01,242 --> 01:14:03,511 [ominous music] 1465 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:07,181 [muffled party music] 1466 01:14:10,483 --> 01:14:12,753 [guttural growl] 1467 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,525 [squelching] 1468 01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:20,995 [screaming] 1469 01:14:21,062 --> 01:14:23,064 [sinister music] 1470 01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:26,701 [screaming] 1471 01:14:27,868 --> 01:14:29,036 [squelching] 1472 01:14:29,103 --> 01:14:31,072 [partygoers screaming] 1473 01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:34,241 [Grant] Let's go! 1474 01:14:34,308 --> 01:14:35,876 [screaming continues] 1475 01:14:35,943 --> 01:14:38,079 -Shush!-[growling] 1476 01:14:39,013 --> 01:14:41,849 C'mon, man. This is game. 1477 01:14:45,553 --> 01:14:46,921 [screaming] 1478 01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:48,155 [man] Holy shit! 1479 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,992 [partygoers screaming] 1480 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,996 [screaming] 1481 01:14:55,062 --> 01:14:57,098 [partygoers screaming] 1482 01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:05,873 [Grant] Look for the balloon. 1483 01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:12,246 [whispering] This is clear. The hallway's clear. 1484 01:15:16,217 --> 01:15:17,518 [gasping] 1485 01:15:18,452 --> 01:15:20,621 [suspenseful music] 1486 01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:26,794 White Claw. This Gen Z shit. 1487 01:15:26,861 --> 01:15:29,296 [partygoer] Help me. Help me, please. 1488 01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:30,998 Something's grabbed my leg. 1489 01:15:31,065 --> 01:15:32,700 [Denny] There it is. There it is. There it is. 1490 01:15:33,401 --> 01:15:34,769 Party's over, pal. 1491 01:15:34,835 --> 01:15:36,137 -[arrow clicks] -[shrieking, growling] 1492 01:15:36,203 --> 01:15:38,572 Shit, that's my last arrow, Dr. G., You got this? 1493 01:15:39,508 --> 01:15:41,075 Where is it? 1494 01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:43,010 Toilet paper! 1495 01:15:43,878 --> 01:15:45,413 -[gun fires] -[squelches] 1496 01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:47,481 [roaring] 1497 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,183 [screaming] 1498 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:53,621 [suspenseful music] 1499 01:15:54,088 --> 01:15:56,957 [growling] 1500 01:15:58,259 --> 01:16:00,961 [fatigued growl] 1501 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:04,765 [clanging] 1502 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:09,970 [snoring] 1503 01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:13,207 -[Amber] It worked! -[Denny] Is it dead? 1504 01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:19,747 -I think it's just sleeping. -Sleeping? 1505 01:16:23,017 --> 01:16:23,951 [grunts] 1506 01:16:24,018 --> 01:16:26,087 [Amber] How long will that tranquilizer last? 1507 01:16:26,153 --> 01:16:27,288 Hopefully long enough. 1508 01:16:28,289 --> 01:16:30,224 [Chance snoring softly] 1509 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:32,927 Can you believe it? 1510 01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:38,165 I've dreamt about this since I was a kid. 1511 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:39,800 I just wish we could see it. 1512 01:16:50,111 --> 01:16:52,179 [light music] 1513 01:16:58,285 --> 01:17:01,088 Ha! Feathers. I knew it. 1514 01:17:11,732 --> 01:17:14,235 [light music continues] 1515 01:17:26,347 --> 01:17:30,017 [snoring] 1516 01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,087 [whispers] It's living. 1517 01:17:34,188 --> 01:17:35,422 It's breathing. 1518 01:17:37,559 --> 01:17:39,226 I can hear its heartbeat. 1519 01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,532 [footsteps approaching] 1520 01:17:43,598 --> 01:17:44,932 [grunting] 1521 01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:46,601 It's time to meet the Flintstones! 1522 01:17:46,667 --> 01:17:47,835 No, no, Denny! What are you doing? 1523 01:17:47,902 --> 01:17:50,070 I'm gonna smash his head in with this rock. 1524 01:17:50,137 --> 01:17:51,606 Where's his head? Where's his head? 1525 01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,440 Denny, we can't. 1526 01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,109 What do you mean "we can't"? 1527 01:17:55,176 --> 01:17:57,678 This thing just massacred a party! 1528 01:17:57,745 --> 01:17:59,780 And by God, we're avenging Mr. Beagle. 1529 01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:02,983 We have it sedated, for now. 1530 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:06,521 This is the greatest scientific discovery ever. 1531 01:18:06,588 --> 01:18:07,922 We can't destroy it. 1532 01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:10,925 We have to find a secure facility 1533 01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:12,092 and lock it up somehow. 1534 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,461 -And where would that be? -I don't know. 1535 01:18:24,606 --> 01:18:26,207 -[Grant] Jail cell. -[Amber] Jail cell. 1536 01:18:26,273 --> 01:18:27,274 [grunting] 1537 01:18:29,343 --> 01:18:31,278 Denny, please. 1538 01:18:33,682 --> 01:18:35,749 All right, fine. 1539 01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,484 But I still think it's a pretty stupid idea 1540 01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:39,186 coming from a doctor's brain. 1541 01:18:41,322 --> 01:18:42,856 [frustrated grunting] 1542 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,360 [grunting] 1543 01:18:46,427 --> 01:18:47,795 -Fucker! -[Grant] Stop. 1544 01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,430 All right, fine! 1545 01:18:50,764 --> 01:18:52,967 I'll get the car, you fuckers. 1546 01:18:55,102 --> 01:18:58,439 Grant, are you sure about this? 1547 01:18:58,506 --> 01:19:00,174 It's just doing what it does. 1548 01:19:01,342 --> 01:19:03,578 It's an apex predator that's suppressed 1549 01:19:03,645 --> 01:19:06,747 65 million years of gut instinct. 1550 01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,816 It's just surviving. 1551 01:19:08,882 --> 01:19:10,784 It's just eating and fucking. 1552 01:19:10,851 --> 01:19:15,055 And at the end of the day, isn't that what we all want? 1553 01:19:16,890 --> 01:19:19,260 I mean, I love eating and fucking too, 1554 01:19:19,326 --> 01:19:22,396 but I don't want to see dead people everywhere. 1555 01:19:23,230 --> 01:19:24,798 If we destroy this, 1556 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:27,501 we're eliminating an entire species... 1557 01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:30,572 again. 1558 01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:33,140 I can't morally be the second meteor. 1559 01:19:33,207 --> 01:19:35,843 [car approaching] 1560 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:37,712 -[Denny] Hey, good news! -[car door opens, closes] 1561 01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:40,414 I got the ratchet straps from my Christmas tree. 1562 01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:43,384 Yeah. All right, let's get 'em on the roof. Okay. 1563 01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:47,656 -[Amber] One... Two... -[Denny] Wait, wait, wait. 1564 01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:50,424 -All right. Okay. -[Amber] Three! 1565 01:19:50,491 --> 01:19:52,527 -[grunting] -[Chance groaning] 1566 01:19:52,594 --> 01:19:54,328 -Okay. He's heavy. -[Amber grunts] 1567 01:19:55,563 --> 01:19:56,731 [effort grunt] Okay. 1568 01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:58,799 Oh, his feathers are tickling me. 1569 01:19:58,866 --> 01:20:00,735 -Come back. -[Denny grunts] 1570 01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:02,202 -[Amber exclaims] -Okay. Okay. Easy. 1571 01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:03,270 Don't drop it. 1572 01:20:05,873 --> 01:20:08,610 -[Amber mutters] -Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. 1573 01:20:08,677 --> 01:20:09,877 [Denny grunts] 1574 01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:13,881 Okay. Okay. Back up. 1575 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,182 -[Amber] Lift! -Amber, get under. 1576 01:20:15,249 --> 01:20:17,351 -[Amber] Set... -[Denny] I don't have him! 1577 01:20:17,418 --> 01:20:18,553 -[Amber] Go! -[grunting] 1578 01:20:18,620 --> 01:20:19,788 [thudding] 1579 01:20:19,853 --> 01:20:21,088 [Amber sighs] 1580 01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:23,123 [Grant sighs] 1581 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:34,234 Is that my blue pen? 1582 01:20:34,301 --> 01:20:35,936 Yeah. 1583 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,838 -Keep it. -[Denny] You know what, Amber? 1584 01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:39,440 You got yourself a good boyfriend there. 1585 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:40,642 Oh, well, he's not my... 1586 01:20:40,709 --> 01:20:42,711 I mean, we've only been best friends for like six hours, 1587 01:20:42,777 --> 01:20:44,978 but I can tell we're in it for the long haul. 1588 01:20:45,045 --> 01:20:48,583 And you're coming with Amber. I'm a good judge of character. 1589 01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,819 The three amigos. 1590 01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:52,219 [chuckles]Granted. 1591 01:20:52,286 --> 01:20:54,121 Doc G and I are gonna need a few guy nights. 1592 01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:56,691 You know, a little time at the dude ranch. 1593 01:20:56,758 --> 01:20:58,058 But you understand. 1594 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,427 -Of course. -[both chuckle] 1595 01:21:00,494 --> 01:21:01,929 Oh, when are your birthdays? 1596 01:21:01,995 --> 01:21:03,230 Um, I'm in July. 1597 01:21:03,297 --> 01:21:04,898 [excited exclaim] I'm in July! 1598 01:21:04,965 --> 01:21:07,569 We should do, like, a joint party. 1599 01:21:07,635 --> 01:21:09,771 -Okay. -[Denny laughs] 1600 01:21:09,838 --> 01:21:11,939 We got another Cancer up in here. 1601 01:21:12,005 --> 01:21:13,708 What about you, Doc G, when's yours? 1602 01:21:13,775 --> 01:21:14,776 I'm in May. 1603 01:21:14,843 --> 01:21:16,410 [both] 19th. 1604 01:21:16,477 --> 01:21:18,278 He's a Taurus. 1605 01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:20,582 [Dusty] All this shit ain't gonna take itself out! 1606 01:21:20,648 --> 01:21:23,283 Guess I'll do it myself, Gina. 1607 01:21:23,350 --> 01:21:24,952 -[brakes screeching] -[Grant grunts] 1608 01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:27,154 What is it? 1609 01:21:28,790 --> 01:21:30,057 You fucker! 1610 01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:32,326 What are you doing? 1611 01:21:32,393 --> 01:21:33,561 Hey, motherfucker! 1612 01:21:36,997 --> 01:21:40,334 Deniel? Deniel Dennison? 1613 01:21:40,401 --> 01:21:42,002 Denielson! 1614 01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,004 Yeah, you ain't laughing now, are you? 1615 01:21:44,071 --> 01:21:45,439 What are you talking about? 1616 01:21:45,507 --> 01:21:50,110 You turned me into a joke in sixth grade! 1617 01:21:50,177 --> 01:21:50,978 What? 1618 01:21:51,044 --> 01:21:52,881 You pulled my Hammer pants down! 1619 01:21:52,946 --> 01:21:55,182 -[laughing] -Oh, shit. 1620 01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:56,250 What? 1621 01:21:56,885 --> 01:21:57,951 You don't want to know. 1622 01:21:58,018 --> 01:21:59,621 [Denny] You made me the laughingstock 1623 01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:00,688 of this whole town. 1624 01:22:00,755 --> 01:22:03,223 Denny, get back in the car! 1625 01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:05,292 There's no handle. 1626 01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:07,796 I just saved this whole town and your sorry asses 1627 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:10,698 from a rampaging dinosaur. 1628 01:22:10,765 --> 01:22:12,466 Are-Are you all right, man? 1629 01:22:12,534 --> 01:22:13,802 How's this for all right? 1630 01:22:13,868 --> 01:22:15,169 [Amber] What's he doing? 1631 01:22:16,303 --> 01:22:17,872 -[rattling] -[Grant] Oh, no! 1632 01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,641 -[Chance grunting] -What are you doing? 1633 01:22:19,707 --> 01:22:21,843 That's right, bitch. 1634 01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:23,545 I fucking did it with my new best friends. 1635 01:22:23,611 --> 01:22:26,213 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪♪ 1636 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,981 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪♪ 1637 01:22:28,048 --> 01:22:29,517 [Grant] Denny, get back in the car! 1638 01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:32,352 ♪ I fucking, I fucking did it With my new best... ♪♪ 1639 01:22:32,419 --> 01:22:34,321 -[Chance grunting] -It's waking up. 1640 01:22:34,388 --> 01:22:36,190 [Grant] Denny, we have a problem! 1641 01:22:36,256 --> 01:22:38,726 ♪ I fucking did it With my new best friends! ♪♪ 1642 01:22:38,793 --> 01:22:40,494 It's waking up! 1643 01:22:40,562 --> 01:22:42,530 [suspenseful music] 1644 01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:44,164 [Denny] You know what? You just suck, man. 1645 01:22:44,231 --> 01:22:46,701 [Grant] Denny! It can read! 1646 01:22:46,768 --> 01:22:49,436 While you're sitting around your stupid-ass pajamas, 1647 01:22:49,503 --> 01:22:50,872 living my life with Gina Del Vecchio, 1648 01:22:50,939 --> 01:22:51,739 with what should have been my family! 1649 01:22:51,806 --> 01:22:53,073 [Grant] Denny! 1650 01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,476 I was out saving the whole world from total annihilation, 1651 01:22:55,543 --> 01:22:57,244 like Sarah fucking Connor. 1652 01:22:57,812 --> 01:22:59,413 But with a dick. 1653 01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,517 With a dinky dick. 1654 01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:08,055 You'll always be Dinky Dick Denny. 1655 01:23:08,121 --> 01:23:10,324 [suspenseful music] 1656 01:23:13,460 --> 01:23:15,730 Dinky Dick Denny! 1657 01:23:15,797 --> 01:23:16,798 [gasping in fear] 1658 01:23:16,865 --> 01:23:18,365 [clanging] 1659 01:23:19,567 --> 01:23:20,969 The hood. 1660 01:23:21,034 --> 01:23:23,370 -[Chance growling] -[both] Denny, look out! 1661 01:23:23,437 --> 01:23:24,839 [roaring] 1662 01:23:24,906 --> 01:23:27,107 [heavy footsteps] 1663 01:23:27,909 --> 01:23:28,943 [grunting] 1664 01:23:29,009 --> 01:23:30,310 -[Dusty] What the hell? -[growling] 1665 01:23:30,377 --> 01:23:32,714 -[tense music] -[heavy footsteps] 1666 01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:34,314 [grunting] 1667 01:23:36,751 --> 01:23:38,620 [screaming] 1668 01:23:41,556 --> 01:23:43,992 [screaming]Gina! 1669 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:46,260 [screaming] 1670 01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:51,900 [squelching] 1671 01:23:51,966 --> 01:23:53,601 [gasping] 1672 01:23:53,668 --> 01:23:54,669 [yelling] 1673 01:23:54,736 --> 01:23:56,604 No, no, no. Give me my leg back! 1674 01:23:57,772 --> 01:24:00,008 [Dusty groaning in pain] 1675 01:24:00,073 --> 01:24:02,142 Gina, you bitch, get out here! 1676 01:24:03,912 --> 01:24:05,178 [Dusty screams] 1677 01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:09,049 Oh, Dinky! Dinky get the fuck over here and help me! 1678 01:24:09,116 --> 01:24:11,485 [grunting] 1679 01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:15,489 [whimpering] 1680 01:24:16,256 --> 01:24:18,091 Denny, get the fuck over here! 1681 01:24:18,158 --> 01:24:20,427 -[heavy footsteps] -I got a small dick too! 1682 01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:22,329 -[munching] -[shocked gasp] 1683 01:24:24,632 --> 01:24:25,700 [roaring] 1684 01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:31,271 -[Chance growling] -[footsteps receding] 1685 01:24:31,338 --> 01:24:32,640 [roaring] 1686 01:24:37,912 --> 01:24:40,280 [screeching in distance] 1687 01:24:46,721 --> 01:24:47,755 My bad. 1688 01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:51,224 Your bad? 1689 01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,294 You should've let me smash his head in with that rock. 1690 01:24:55,763 --> 01:24:57,065 [door rattling] 1691 01:24:57,130 --> 01:24:59,067 Let me out. 1692 01:24:59,132 --> 01:25:00,835 [Denny] All right. Jeez. Hold your horses. 1693 01:25:00,902 --> 01:25:02,637 -Let me out! -You got to... Here. 1694 01:25:04,606 --> 01:25:06,674 [breathing heavily] 1695 01:25:21,956 --> 01:25:23,290 Your bad? 1696 01:25:24,892 --> 01:25:26,661 You just let it loose again! 1697 01:25:27,394 --> 01:25:28,630 You... 1698 01:25:29,097 --> 01:25:30,330 muddy, 1699 01:25:31,164 --> 01:25:33,001 redneck 1700 01:25:33,067 --> 01:25:34,068 -idiot!-[gasps] 1701 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:35,235 Whoa, now, Dr. G. 1702 01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:37,705 That's no way to talk to a friend. 1703 01:25:41,876 --> 01:25:43,143 Friends? 1704 01:25:45,947 --> 01:25:47,481 We're not friends. 1705 01:25:48,983 --> 01:25:51,418 We're not even work friends. 1706 01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:56,423 This isn't hanging out, you moron. 1707 01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:59,192 All you had to do was drive it to the jail. 1708 01:25:59,259 --> 01:26:03,263 Now it is going to kill more people. 1709 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:06,567 That man is a stump! 1710 01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:12,305 You're the one that wanted to let it take a nap 1711 01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:14,474 because of your scientific discoveries. 1712 01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:15,342 Oh... 1713 01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:17,277 I told you we should have killed it. 1714 01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:21,049 Now, Dusty Peter's hot-ass wife is a widow! 1715 01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:24,451 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1716 01:26:25,252 --> 01:26:28,422 This blood is on your hands. 1717 01:26:28,488 --> 01:26:32,026 And you did all this because someone saw your dick 1718 01:26:32,093 --> 01:26:33,661 in the sixth grade? 1719 01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:35,630 Unbelievable! 1720 01:26:36,430 --> 01:26:39,734 We are doing this ourselves. 1721 01:26:39,801 --> 01:26:41,969 We don't need you anymore. 1722 01:26:45,073 --> 01:26:46,674 I thought we were chums. 1723 01:26:48,308 --> 01:26:51,045 Yeah? Is that what you thought? 1724 01:26:51,112 --> 01:26:55,116 Because guess what? We're not chums. 1725 01:26:55,183 --> 01:26:56,918 -[throwing grunt] -Ah, not Larry Loco! 1726 01:26:58,986 --> 01:27:00,588 [heavy breathing] 1727 01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:02,557 Come on, Amber. 1728 01:27:04,659 --> 01:27:05,993 Come on. 1729 01:27:06,060 --> 01:27:08,261 [sorrowful music] 1730 01:27:39,227 --> 01:27:41,229 I think you're a little harsh on Denny. 1731 01:27:43,164 --> 01:27:44,766 Well, he's a big harsh idiot. 1732 01:27:44,832 --> 01:27:47,969 He made a mistake, yes. But maybe he was right. 1733 01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,269 That thing's a monster. 1734 01:27:49,336 --> 01:27:52,573 And dinosaurs and humans are not meant to coexist. 1735 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:57,111 But I felt it breathing. We felt its heartbeat. 1736 01:27:57,178 --> 01:27:59,346 A real-life raptor. 1737 01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:01,448 Yeah. A real-life invisible raptor 1738 01:28:01,516 --> 01:28:03,584 that's on a killing rampage. 1739 01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:12,059 What if my butthole is responsible for this mess? 1740 01:28:12,126 --> 01:28:14,796 -I'm not following. -My butthole. 1741 01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:17,397 The butthole that I discovered that Tyler Corp took from me. 1742 01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:19,200 That's the only way they could get the preserved DNA 1743 01:28:19,267 --> 01:28:20,568 to make this. 1744 01:28:21,334 --> 01:28:22,603 They took my butthole 1745 01:28:22,670 --> 01:28:25,673 and made me look like an asshole. 1746 01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:28,543 And if that dumbass didn't take an egotistical pit stop, 1747 01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:30,278 we would've had it contained. 1748 01:28:30,343 --> 01:28:33,848 This was my chance to get this prehistoric weapon 1749 01:28:33,915 --> 01:28:35,116 out of the wrong hands 1750 01:28:35,183 --> 01:28:36,984 and finally take down Tyler Corp! 1751 01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:40,688 Then I wouldn't have to go back to Dino World. 1752 01:28:45,026 --> 01:28:46,027 [Amber] What is it? 1753 01:28:47,061 --> 01:28:48,729 We're going back to Dino World. 1754 01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:52,099 [Grant] Trust me. I have a plan. 1755 01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,601 Plus, I have to pick up my paycheck. 1756 01:28:56,403 --> 01:28:58,606 [dramatic music] 1757 01:29:00,641 --> 01:29:01,441 [crying] 1758 01:29:01,509 --> 01:29:05,279 I'm sorry I let you down, Mr. Beagle. 1759 01:29:05,345 --> 01:29:08,950 I'm sorry, Mr. Beags. [sniffles] 1760 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:14,655 Dad, Dad, Dad. Oh, Daddy, I miss you. 1761 01:29:14,722 --> 01:29:17,024 I really need your advice right now. 1762 01:29:18,159 --> 01:29:19,894 Why the fuck did you have to leave? 1763 01:29:21,195 --> 01:29:22,429 [sighs] 1764 01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:26,466 I finally found a friend. 1765 01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:31,239 I had finally found a best friend, Doc G. 1766 01:29:31,305 --> 01:29:34,141 And I fucked it up. I screwed it up. 1767 01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:37,377 [sobbing] 1768 01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:38,846 I just want to redeem myself. 1769 01:29:38,913 --> 01:29:40,748 I want to show him that I could get it. 1770 01:29:40,815 --> 01:29:44,218 I could get this thing. I could kill this fucker. 1771 01:29:44,285 --> 01:29:46,587 -I can kill it. -[rumbling] 1772 01:29:46,654 --> 01:29:49,323 Oh, Dad, come on, Dad. Just give me something. 1773 01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:52,093 Come on. Just talk... talk to me or something. 1774 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:53,194 Give me a sign. 1775 01:29:53,261 --> 01:29:54,328 [train honking] 1776 01:29:54,427 --> 01:29:55,863 [clattering] 1777 01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:04,171 Hmm. Want me to drink it? 1778 01:30:04,238 --> 01:30:05,472 [Grant] Bingo. 1779 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:08,542 [Grant grunts] 1780 01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:10,278 All right, we need the T-Rex suit 1781 01:30:10,344 --> 01:30:11,512 and the mating call CD. 1782 01:30:11,579 --> 01:30:13,446 [Amber] Is that that thing you were rapping to? 1783 01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:14,882 Yes. 1784 01:30:14,949 --> 01:30:16,851 [Grant whispers] Where did they put it? 1785 01:30:16,918 --> 01:30:19,086 [Amber] You really think this is gonna work? 1786 01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:22,189 Amber, this raptor has been outsmarting us the whole time. 1787 01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:23,557 We do know it's a male. 1788 01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:25,559 The only way to get it to stop thinking with its brain 1789 01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:27,929 is to get it to start thinking with its dick. 1790 01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:31,065 We have to bait it. It's the only chance we have. 1791 01:30:31,132 --> 01:30:32,266 But where are we gonna trap it? 1792 01:30:32,333 --> 01:30:34,869 We can't do it in town. There's too many lives at risk. 1793 01:30:34,936 --> 01:30:38,272 [Henrietta] I got all this land in the middle of nowhere 1794 01:30:38,339 --> 01:30:41,676 and we're expecting a huge surplus 1795 01:30:41,742 --> 01:30:44,912 come this summer because McCluckskey Farms 1796 01:30:44,979 --> 01:30:47,014 chickens are in heat! 1797 01:30:47,081 --> 01:30:49,083 And you know what that means? 1798 01:30:49,150 --> 01:30:51,118 A crap load of eggs! 1799 01:30:51,185 --> 01:30:53,321 -[Henrietta clucking] -Chickens. 1800 01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:55,856 -Chickens? -All her chickens are in heat. 1801 01:30:55,923 --> 01:30:58,292 Raptors are basically six-foot chickens. 1802 01:30:58,359 --> 01:31:00,261 And we lure it to the chicken farm 1803 01:31:00,328 --> 01:31:01,529 with the mating calls 1804 01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:03,764 and then the pheromones will cloud its brain! 1805 01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:05,599 And then it devotes all its energy to mating. 1806 01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:07,201 And that's when we make our move... 1807 01:31:07,268 --> 01:31:08,803 [both] And trap it. 1808 01:31:08,869 --> 01:31:10,171 So you're gonna get into the dino suit 1809 01:31:10,237 --> 01:31:11,471 and shake your ass in front of it? 1810 01:31:11,539 --> 01:31:13,007 No, I was gonna have Denny... 1811 01:31:14,342 --> 01:31:15,776 Well, Mr. Pushes Everyone Away, 1812 01:31:15,843 --> 01:31:18,980 it looks like you might need your best friend. 1813 01:31:19,046 --> 01:31:21,115 Well, he was the only one that believed me. 1814 01:31:21,182 --> 01:31:22,583 I believed you! 1815 01:31:24,585 --> 01:31:25,586 Did you though? 1816 01:31:25,653 --> 01:31:26,887 -Eventually. -[Grant] You did? 1817 01:31:26,954 --> 01:31:29,857 After it attacked me and there was definite proof. 1818 01:31:41,602 --> 01:31:45,673 Ooh, I recognize you, you chickenshit motherfucker. 1819 01:31:47,341 --> 01:31:48,776 You back to tango? 1820 01:31:49,910 --> 01:31:52,580 We've been going around and around. 1821 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:01,155 [radio clicks] 1822 01:32:01,222 --> 01:32:03,657 Denny. Come in, Denny. 1823 01:32:05,493 --> 01:32:07,094 [Grant] Denny, come in. 1824 01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:09,530 Denny, do you read? Over. 1825 01:32:11,465 --> 01:32:14,135 [Denny] Go for Denny, over. Go for Denny. 1826 01:32:14,201 --> 01:32:15,436 Denny... 1827 01:32:15,503 --> 01:32:17,438 I know how I treated you 1828 01:32:17,505 --> 01:32:19,974 could have been perceived as wrong. 1829 01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:21,042 [clears throat] 1830 01:32:27,181 --> 01:32:28,616 I was an asshole. 1831 01:32:30,885 --> 01:32:34,755 But I have a plan and I need my partner. 1832 01:32:36,624 --> 01:32:37,958 [Denny] So we're partners again? 1833 01:32:40,127 --> 01:32:42,897 Yes, we're partners again. 1834 01:32:42,963 --> 01:32:45,132 [Denny] Are we chums though? 1835 01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:47,868 Yes, we're chums. 1836 01:32:47,935 --> 01:32:50,771 -[Denny] Best chums? -Yes, we're best chums! 1837 01:32:51,972 --> 01:32:53,908 [exclaims]Yes! 1838 01:32:53,974 --> 01:32:56,277 Yeah! We've got the team back! 1839 01:32:56,343 --> 01:32:57,812 Do you have fishing gear? 1840 01:32:57,878 --> 01:33:00,147 [Denny] Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 1841 01:33:00,214 --> 01:33:01,749 [sighs]Sure. 1842 01:33:01,816 --> 01:33:04,685 All right. Bring it and meet us at McCluckskey's Farms. 1843 01:33:05,352 --> 01:33:06,353 Over and out. 1844 01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:08,622 [thrilling music] 1845 01:33:13,661 --> 01:33:16,030 -[music stops] -[groaning] 1846 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,202 [thrilling music continues] 1847 01:33:32,213 --> 01:33:33,681 [doorbell ringing] 1848 01:33:39,554 --> 01:33:42,289 It's 2:00 a.m. This better be good, assholes. 1849 01:33:42,356 --> 01:33:45,826 Because you just woke me up from my first wet dream I've had 1850 01:33:45,893 --> 01:33:49,730 since they faked that moon landing. 1851 01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:51,365 [chickens clucking] 1852 01:33:52,766 --> 01:33:55,269 We apologize for that. 1853 01:33:55,336 --> 01:33:58,672 But listen, we really need your help, Ms. McCluckskey. 1854 01:33:58,739 --> 01:34:01,408 There is a six-foot invisible dinosaur 1855 01:34:01,475 --> 01:34:03,010 on the loose killing people. 1856 01:34:03,077 --> 01:34:04,378 -[snorts] -[Grant] And it's the same one 1857 01:34:04,445 --> 01:34:07,014 that destroyed your egg stand. We need to use your truck 1858 01:34:07,081 --> 01:34:10,050 to lure it back here and contain it. 1859 01:34:14,155 --> 01:34:15,389 No. 1860 01:34:18,392 --> 01:34:19,393 Shit. 1861 01:34:20,661 --> 01:34:22,329 [Grant] I had a whole plan and everything. 1862 01:34:23,297 --> 01:34:26,100 [doorbell ringing] 1863 01:34:26,167 --> 01:34:28,469 Listen, Henrietta, what he meant to say was 1864 01:34:28,537 --> 01:34:29,837 is that we're trying to capture 1865 01:34:29,904 --> 01:34:32,273 a giant six-foot mutant ninja chicken 1866 01:34:32,339 --> 01:34:34,643 that the government made in order to put small farmers 1867 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,511 like yourself out of business. 1868 01:34:36,578 --> 01:34:39,713 So we need you to kindly get up off your ass and help us! 1869 01:34:43,518 --> 01:34:46,854 I knew it. I fucking knew it. 1870 01:34:47,656 --> 01:34:49,190 I'll get my shit! 1871 01:34:51,292 --> 01:34:53,127 All right, here's the plan. 1872 01:34:53,194 --> 01:34:54,663 Henrietta, we're gonna need your truck. 1873 01:34:54,728 --> 01:34:56,631 Does that PA system still work? 1874 01:34:56,697 --> 01:34:59,099 Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 1875 01:35:00,201 --> 01:35:01,670 That's how they say "yes" out here. 1876 01:35:01,735 --> 01:35:03,771 Um, what kind of stereo system does it have? 1877 01:35:03,837 --> 01:35:07,741 It's got one of those brand-new high-tech ones. 1878 01:35:07,808 --> 01:35:10,579 -Damn! -It plays those compact discs. 1879 01:35:10,645 --> 01:35:13,582 -Oh, yes! Great. Denny... -Hmm? 1880 01:35:13,648 --> 01:35:14,915 I need you in that dino costume 1881 01:35:14,982 --> 01:35:17,251 and I need you to shake your ass like it's your job. 1882 01:35:17,318 --> 01:35:18,786 I knew that would pay off. 1883 01:35:18,852 --> 01:35:21,690 Now, Henrietta, I noticed you have jars of chicken urine 1884 01:35:21,755 --> 01:35:23,290 on the wall over here, which is great. 1885 01:35:23,357 --> 01:35:26,327 Well, that big jar is mine. 1886 01:35:26,393 --> 01:35:28,095 The chicken ones are labeled. 1887 01:35:29,964 --> 01:35:30,998 Okay. 1888 01:35:32,266 --> 01:35:34,935 [Grant] Denny, I need you to cover yourself in this. 1889 01:35:35,002 --> 01:35:37,271 The pheromones from that urine mixed with the mating sounds 1890 01:35:37,338 --> 01:35:39,873 are gonna lure the raptor right to us. 1891 01:35:40,508 --> 01:35:41,610 Doc G, this... 1892 01:35:41,676 --> 01:35:43,210 Can we have just a moment in private, please? 1893 01:35:45,012 --> 01:35:48,882 Just... Just assuming that-that all doesn't go as planned, 1894 01:35:48,949 --> 01:35:50,884 um, if this thing gets me, 1895 01:35:50,951 --> 01:35:52,486 does that mean I just have to say goodbye 1896 01:35:52,554 --> 01:35:53,988 to my little virgin butthole? 1897 01:35:54,054 --> 01:35:55,823 Odds are on the raptor will have a cloaca 1898 01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:57,858 so there won't be any penetration, 1899 01:35:57,925 --> 01:36:00,894 -just some dry rubbing. -So it won't go past third base? 1900 01:36:02,129 --> 01:36:04,331 Fucker better buy me dinner first. 1901 01:36:04,398 --> 01:36:05,899 -You should be good. -All right, fuck it. 1902 01:36:05,966 --> 01:36:08,435 Uh. Just con-continue with the plan then. 1903 01:36:08,502 --> 01:36:10,104 [Grant] Henrietta, you drive. 1904 01:36:10,170 --> 01:36:12,006 As long as you keep it over 41 miles an hour, 1905 01:36:12,072 --> 01:36:13,907 we'll be able to keep it at a safe distance. 1906 01:36:13,974 --> 01:36:16,310 Lure it right to your barn and trap it. 1907 01:36:16,377 --> 01:36:19,847 Of course, because a raptor's max speed is 40 miles an hour. 1908 01:36:19,913 --> 01:36:22,783 -Good call back, Amber. -And if plan A doesn't work? 1909 01:36:22,850 --> 01:36:24,552 Then we go to plan B. 1910 01:36:25,853 --> 01:36:26,887 -Denny.-Hmm? 1911 01:36:26,954 --> 01:36:28,956 What do you have that can kill a raptor? 1912 01:36:31,859 --> 01:36:35,229 I made this exploding tip arrow. 1913 01:36:35,296 --> 01:36:38,265 -How did you make that? -Did you see Rambo 2? 1914 01:36:39,433 --> 01:36:40,535 I did that. 1915 01:36:41,536 --> 01:36:43,571 All right, any questions? 1916 01:36:47,107 --> 01:36:48,242 What? 1917 01:36:48,309 --> 01:36:50,878 [sighs] Look, I know this is insane, 1918 01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:52,246 but just a few hours ago, 1919 01:36:52,313 --> 01:36:54,148 so was the idea of an invisible raptor. 1920 01:36:54,214 --> 01:36:57,918 So, anybody got any better suggestions? 1921 01:36:58,986 --> 01:37:00,854 Sounds airtight to me. 1922 01:37:03,357 --> 01:37:06,528 Amber, make sure you have the mating calls CD ready. 1923 01:37:06,594 --> 01:37:07,629 You got it, dude. 1924 01:37:07,696 --> 01:37:09,396 [Denny] Can you zip me up here, Doc G? 1925 01:37:10,464 --> 01:37:11,498 -Yeah.-[grunting] 1926 01:37:15,469 --> 01:37:17,471 [majestic music] 1927 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:19,840 You left this. 1928 01:37:29,684 --> 01:37:31,385 Ow. 1929 01:37:31,452 --> 01:37:34,088 -You look good. -I know. 1930 01:37:35,956 --> 01:37:37,925 And you left this, chum. 1931 01:37:37,991 --> 01:37:40,194 [majestic music continues] 1932 01:37:47,802 --> 01:37:49,537 Now give me that golden shower. 1933 01:37:51,872 --> 01:37:53,374 [Grant] Oh, shit. 1934 01:38:05,052 --> 01:38:07,488 You were supposed to put it on the suit. 1935 01:38:16,130 --> 01:38:18,700 -You sure this line will hold? -Yeah, this is braided line. 1936 01:38:18,767 --> 01:38:20,668 It's like 500 pound test. 1937 01:38:20,735 --> 01:38:22,102 This shit could hook a blue whale 1938 01:38:22,169 --> 01:38:23,904 getting fucked by an elephant. 1939 01:38:23,971 --> 01:38:25,272 Good enough. 1940 01:38:29,042 --> 01:38:32,246 -[Denny] Let's boogie, yo! -All right! 1941 01:38:33,848 --> 01:38:35,282 Hit it, girls. 1942 01:38:35,349 --> 01:38:38,285 -[car engine starts] -[mating song plays] 1943 01:38:38,352 --> 01:38:40,522 Let's hunt us an invisible raptor. 1944 01:38:40,588 --> 01:38:42,590 [mating calls] 1945 01:38:45,459 --> 01:38:48,128 [Denny] It's mating time! 1946 01:38:48,195 --> 01:38:50,632 [Murray's wife] Murray, you out there smoking again? 1947 01:38:50,698 --> 01:38:52,433 Just keep it down. 1948 01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:54,669 None of your business what I'm doing out here, 1949 01:38:54,736 --> 01:38:56,370 you old dinosaur. 1950 01:38:56,437 --> 01:38:57,504 I'm watering the plants. 1951 01:38:57,572 --> 01:38:59,072 [Murray's wife] You're not out there watering plants. 1952 01:38:59,139 --> 01:39:01,543 I could be watering the plants. 1953 01:39:09,851 --> 01:39:12,587 [mating calls] 1954 01:39:24,064 --> 01:39:26,233 [mating song continues] 1955 01:39:42,115 --> 01:39:44,017 This is really good shit. 1956 01:39:45,152 --> 01:39:46,754 We're in its territory! 1957 01:39:46,821 --> 01:39:48,590 Are you sure this is the right spot? 1958 01:39:48,656 --> 01:39:50,257 Trust me. 1959 01:39:50,324 --> 01:39:52,359 All right, shake that ass. 1960 01:39:52,426 --> 01:39:53,427 [Denny] What? 1961 01:39:53,494 --> 01:39:56,363 Shake. That. Ass. 1962 01:39:56,430 --> 01:39:58,900 [Denny] Ooh, I like this, Doc. Ooh. 1963 01:39:58,967 --> 01:40:00,702 -This is hot. -[Denny] This is so hot. 1964 01:40:00,768 --> 01:40:01,903 He's gonna like this. 1965 01:40:01,970 --> 01:40:04,037 Big hips. Big hips! Big hips. 1966 01:40:04,104 --> 01:40:05,907 [Denny] Yep. In and out. Oh, I feel that. 1967 01:40:05,974 --> 01:40:07,341 Yeah, that feels good. 1968 01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:10,010 This is kind of turning me on. 1969 01:40:10,077 --> 01:40:13,280 With moves like this, you better hope he has a cloaca. 1970 01:40:13,948 --> 01:40:15,048 [Chance roaring] 1971 01:40:15,115 --> 01:40:17,317 [heavy footsteps] 1972 01:40:17,384 --> 01:40:18,953 [wind gusting] 1973 01:40:19,019 --> 01:40:20,788 [Chance growling, stomping] 1974 01:40:22,022 --> 01:40:23,892 This is really good shit! 1975 01:40:23,958 --> 01:40:25,259 [mating calls] 1976 01:40:25,325 --> 01:40:27,662 [Grant] Yeah, that's it. It's all in the hips. 1977 01:40:29,898 --> 01:40:31,866 [Chance grunting] 1978 01:40:31,933 --> 01:40:33,801 [Denny] I hear him coming, Doc! 1979 01:40:33,868 --> 01:40:36,069 [heavy footsteps] 1980 01:40:37,005 --> 01:40:38,372 [munching, roaring] 1981 01:40:38,438 --> 01:40:39,874 -[Grant] We got him! -[Denny] We got him. 1982 01:40:39,941 --> 01:40:42,544 [Denny] I can't see, though. I can't see. 1983 01:40:42,610 --> 01:40:44,846 -[Denny] I got him. -[Grant] We got him. 1984 01:40:44,913 --> 01:40:46,179 Hit it, Henrietta. 1985 01:40:47,347 --> 01:40:49,182 Hold on to your buttholes. 1986 01:40:49,918 --> 01:40:53,120 [car revving] 1987 01:40:53,186 --> 01:40:55,055 -[Denny] Oh, man. -[Grant] Hold still! 1988 01:40:55,790 --> 01:40:57,257 Oh, whoa, okay. God! 1989 01:40:57,324 --> 01:40:58,560 -Hold! -[loud honking] 1990 01:40:59,059 --> 01:41:00,662 [rumbling] 1991 01:41:00,728 --> 01:41:02,997 [Denny] He's jumping like a largemouth bass. 1992 01:41:03,096 --> 01:41:06,266 Whoa! 1993 01:41:08,002 --> 01:41:09,102 Hang tight. Hold him! 1994 01:41:09,169 --> 01:41:11,873 [Denny] This fucker's all over the place. 1995 01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:14,207 Where's he going? He's going left! 1996 01:41:15,142 --> 01:41:17,377 Hold on, hold on. Hold me, Doc. 1997 01:41:17,444 --> 01:41:19,446 Which one of them are you fucking? 1998 01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:22,650 -Neither.-Good. 1999 01:41:22,717 --> 01:41:24,652 [Denny] I'm gonna mount this fucker on my wall. 2000 01:41:24,719 --> 01:41:25,520 He's squirrely. 2001 01:41:25,587 --> 01:41:27,287 -[heavy footsteps] -[Grant] Hang on! 2002 01:41:27,722 --> 01:41:29,657 [both gasping, screaming] 2003 01:41:29,724 --> 01:41:30,725 [Amber] Grant! 2004 01:41:30,792 --> 01:41:32,694 [heavy footsteps] 2005 01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:33,928 [roaring] 2006 01:41:33,995 --> 01:41:35,329 [Grant] We got to go faster. 2007 01:41:35,395 --> 01:41:36,764 We got to get her over 40. 2008 01:41:36,831 --> 01:41:40,001 She's an old truck. I'm giving her all she's got! 2009 01:41:40,068 --> 01:41:41,903 [roaring] 2010 01:41:41,970 --> 01:41:44,338 [Chance grunting] 2011 01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:46,541 [Denny] He's opening the tailgate! 2012 01:41:46,608 --> 01:41:47,508 [both whimpering] 2013 01:41:47,575 --> 01:41:49,978 [Denny] We're gonna need a bigger truck! 2014 01:41:50,044 --> 01:41:52,747 [rattling, thudding] 2015 01:41:52,814 --> 01:41:54,381 -[roaring] -[Grant grunting] 2016 01:41:57,117 --> 01:41:58,519 [kicking grunt] 2017 01:41:58,586 --> 01:42:00,722 -[thudding] -[Chance screeches] 2018 01:42:00,788 --> 01:42:03,091 -[Denny] Uh, Doc, he's back! -[rapid footsteps] 2019 01:42:03,156 --> 01:42:05,593 Whoa, he's right here. He's right there, Doc! 2020 01:42:05,660 --> 01:42:07,662 [Denny screaming] 2021 01:42:08,796 --> 01:42:10,531 -[Grant] Henrietta, watch out! -[running steps] 2022 01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:12,232 Shit! 2023 01:42:12,867 --> 01:42:14,368 [tires screeching] 2024 01:42:17,105 --> 01:42:18,906 [loud crash] 2025 01:42:18,973 --> 01:42:20,273 [tires screeching] 2026 01:42:20,340 --> 01:42:21,643 You fellas okay back there? 2027 01:42:21,709 --> 01:42:23,745 [tense sting] 2028 01:42:23,811 --> 01:42:25,580 [both panting] 2029 01:42:27,548 --> 01:42:31,218 Man, if I had known I was gonna be rode this hard, 2030 01:42:31,284 --> 01:42:33,821 I would've worn my nice undies. 2031 01:42:35,923 --> 01:42:37,190 Where is he? Where is he, Doc G? 2032 01:42:37,257 --> 01:42:38,693 -Where is he? -I don't know. 2033 01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:39,994 [screams] 2034 01:42:40,061 --> 01:42:42,262 [Grant] Ah, Denny! Denny! 2035 01:42:43,196 --> 01:42:44,866 -[grunting]-[moaning] 2036 01:42:44,932 --> 01:42:46,366 -[Grant] Hold on. -Doc, help me! 2037 01:42:46,433 --> 01:42:48,502 -[growling] -[Grant] I got you, Denny. 2038 01:42:49,103 --> 01:42:50,404 [whimpering] 2039 01:42:50,470 --> 01:42:52,140 [Denny grunts] It's gonna pull me out! 2040 01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:55,009 No, no, Doc G! Hold on. Hold on. 2041 01:42:55,076 --> 01:42:56,376 [Grant] You're slipping! 2042 01:42:56,443 --> 01:42:59,047 -I've got you, chum. -[Denny] Doc, don't let go! 2043 01:42:59,113 --> 01:43:01,248 [Grant] My hat! Shit! 2044 01:43:02,249 --> 01:43:04,085 -He ate my hat. -[Denny] Don't let go! 2045 01:43:04,152 --> 01:43:06,788 Stay in with me. Hold on, Denny. 2046 01:43:06,854 --> 01:43:09,157 [Denny] I feel him! He's got me! Get me out! 2047 01:43:09,222 --> 01:43:10,257 Get me out of this fucking thing! 2048 01:43:10,323 --> 01:43:11,626 [Grant] I'm trying, Denny. 2049 01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:14,696 -Get out of this suit! Get out! -[Denny] Oh, get me out! 2050 01:43:14,762 --> 01:43:16,798 [screaming] 2051 01:43:16,864 --> 01:43:18,398 [Grant] I got you. I got you. 2052 01:43:19,834 --> 01:43:20,835 [both grunt] 2053 01:43:22,904 --> 01:43:23,905 [Amber] What's going on? 2054 01:43:27,075 --> 01:43:28,710 [roaring] 2055 01:43:35,683 --> 01:43:36,684 Get to the barn. 2056 01:43:36,751 --> 01:43:38,218 [suspenseful music] 2057 01:43:38,285 --> 01:43:40,287 -[roaring] -[Denny screaming] 2058 01:43:40,353 --> 01:43:42,523 [rapid footsteps] 2059 01:43:42,590 --> 01:43:44,257 Hurry, Denny! He's right behind you! 2060 01:43:44,324 --> 01:43:45,693 [Grant] Oh, shit! 2061 01:43:46,393 --> 01:43:47,461 -[whimpering] -[rapid footsteps] 2062 01:43:47,528 --> 01:43:50,965 Uh-oh. I'm out of here. 2063 01:43:51,032 --> 01:43:53,233 [whimpering, screaming] 2064 01:44:01,241 --> 01:44:03,745 [Grant] Denny, the mud thing doesn't work. 2065 01:44:03,811 --> 01:44:05,646 He's gonna see you! 2066 01:44:05,713 --> 01:44:07,715 [suspenseful music] 2067 01:44:09,951 --> 01:44:12,019 [growling] 2068 01:44:12,086 --> 01:44:14,822 [heavy footsteps] 2069 01:44:16,289 --> 01:44:18,860 [low, menacing growl] 2070 01:44:23,497 --> 01:44:24,665 [Amber] Shoot him! 2071 01:44:24,732 --> 01:44:26,200 I don't have a shot. 2072 01:44:26,266 --> 01:44:27,935 If I miss, I'll kill him. 2073 01:44:28,002 --> 01:44:30,470 I think it's working. I... 2074 01:44:31,338 --> 01:44:33,007 [growling] 2075 01:44:38,378 --> 01:44:40,581 [tense music] 2076 01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:47,420 Oh, God, Denny. 2077 01:44:47,989 --> 01:44:49,090 [low growling] 2078 01:44:49,157 --> 01:44:50,658 Oh. 2079 01:44:53,161 --> 01:44:54,629 -Oh, God, Denny. -Oh, God. 2080 01:44:56,329 --> 01:44:58,566 Please, please, God. No. 2081 01:44:59,366 --> 01:45:02,435 [Denny] No, no, no, no, no. 2082 01:45:03,871 --> 01:45:05,573 Oh, God. 2083 01:45:07,374 --> 01:45:08,743 [growling] 2084 01:45:11,879 --> 01:45:13,714 -[growling]-[whimpering] 2085 01:45:16,349 --> 01:45:18,619 [suspenseful music continues] 2086 01:45:26,661 --> 01:45:28,196 [roaring] 2087 01:45:28,262 --> 01:45:29,429 Take the shot. 2088 01:45:29,496 --> 01:45:30,932 [Grant] Hey, Chance! 2089 01:45:30,998 --> 01:45:32,499 [growling] 2090 01:45:32,567 --> 01:45:34,535 [Henrietta] Come on down and get you some! 2091 01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:36,237 [Grant] Shit. 2092 01:45:36,304 --> 01:45:38,139 [Henrietta clucking] 2093 01:45:38,206 --> 01:45:39,439 What is she doing? 2094 01:45:39,507 --> 01:45:41,676 [Henrietta clucking] 2095 01:45:41,742 --> 01:45:44,579 [Grant] Move! We can see it. You're in my shot. 2096 01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:47,414 Henrietta, what are you doing? 2097 01:45:47,480 --> 01:45:49,917 It's called seduction, You dumb ass. 2098 01:45:49,984 --> 01:45:52,485 Take the shot when I tell you. 2099 01:45:52,553 --> 01:45:54,021 She's presenting herself. 2100 01:45:54,989 --> 01:45:55,923 [Amber] We can see it! 2101 01:45:55,990 --> 01:45:58,693 [Grant] This is completely unnecessary! 2102 01:45:58,759 --> 01:46:02,230 ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪♪ 2103 01:46:02,296 --> 01:46:05,833 -[Chance screeches] -[screaming] 2104 01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:07,168 [Henrietta laughing] 2105 01:46:07,235 --> 01:46:08,269 It's in! 2106 01:46:08,336 --> 01:46:09,402 The fuck? 2107 01:46:09,469 --> 01:46:11,205 Take the shot! 2108 01:46:11,272 --> 01:46:13,274 Time to get extinct, you son of a bitch. 2109 01:46:13,341 --> 01:46:14,909 [both] Again. 2110 01:46:14,976 --> 01:46:16,010 Jinx. 2111 01:46:20,047 --> 01:46:21,983 [screeches] 2112 01:46:24,252 --> 01:46:26,520 [growling] 2113 01:46:27,021 --> 01:46:28,388 [roaring] 2114 01:46:29,924 --> 01:46:31,959 [exhilarating music] 2115 01:46:36,097 --> 01:46:37,430 [roaring] 2116 01:46:39,901 --> 01:46:40,801 -[explosion]-[grunts] 2117 01:46:40,868 --> 01:46:43,070 -[blood splatters] -[grunting] 2118 01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:49,343 [both groaning] 2119 01:46:49,409 --> 01:46:50,778 [Grant] My hat. 2120 01:46:51,946 --> 01:46:53,147 [gasping] 2121 01:46:55,917 --> 01:46:56,918 [groaning in disgust] 2122 01:46:57,818 --> 01:46:58,819 Henrietta! 2123 01:47:05,192 --> 01:47:07,460 [triumphant music] 2124 01:47:08,696 --> 01:47:10,497 [both breathing heavily] 2125 01:47:11,165 --> 01:47:12,499 We did it, chum. 2126 01:47:17,138 --> 01:47:18,839 Feels good, doesn't it? 2127 01:47:22,977 --> 01:47:24,779 You beautiful bastard. 2128 01:47:26,213 --> 01:47:27,982 That was for Mr. Beagle. 2129 01:47:30,051 --> 01:47:32,586 Henrietta! Henrietta! 2130 01:47:34,322 --> 01:47:36,290 Henrietta! Henrietta. 2131 01:47:36,357 --> 01:47:38,025 [groaning] 2132 01:47:38,092 --> 01:47:38,993 [Henrietta] Oh! 2133 01:47:39,060 --> 01:47:41,494 Oh. This gives new meaning to be rode hard 2134 01:47:41,562 --> 01:47:43,097 and put away wet. 2135 01:47:43,164 --> 01:47:46,934 That is too much information. But I'm glad you're okay. 2136 01:47:48,235 --> 01:47:49,337 [Henrietta grunts] 2137 01:47:49,403 --> 01:47:51,539 You're one tough old bird, Henrietta. 2138 01:47:51,605 --> 01:47:55,475 Aw! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 2139 01:47:57,411 --> 01:47:59,513 -We did it. -Who are you? 2140 01:47:59,580 --> 01:48:02,383 -I'm Dr. Grant Walker. -Oh, right, that's right. 2141 01:48:02,450 --> 01:48:04,285 -I remember you now. -We did it together. 2142 01:48:04,352 --> 01:48:06,320 [Denny laughing] 2143 01:48:06,387 --> 01:48:08,589 -Woo-hoo! Yay! -[all laugh] 2144 01:48:08,656 --> 01:48:11,926 [Henrietta] Okay, let's not get too carried away. 2145 01:48:12,526 --> 01:48:13,861 Ah, ow, ow! 2146 01:48:13,928 --> 01:48:16,864 -Oh, my! That's bad! -Ouch! Ow! 2147 01:48:16,931 --> 01:48:18,099 And you have more. 2148 01:48:18,165 --> 01:48:19,600 Yeah, that hurts too. Ow! 2149 01:48:19,667 --> 01:48:21,602 -You're bleeding so much. -Ouch! Oh, my God! 2150 01:48:21,669 --> 01:48:23,104 No one's checked on me this whole time. 2151 01:48:23,170 --> 01:48:24,438 Let's take you to a hospital. 2152 01:48:24,504 --> 01:48:25,773 [Grant] I've been bleeding for a long time. 2153 01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:28,242 I knew those two were fucking. 2154 01:48:30,211 --> 01:48:31,545 -[groaning]-Oh. 2155 01:48:32,513 --> 01:48:33,981 -Let me help you there. -You got me? 2156 01:48:34,048 --> 01:48:34,949 Yep. All right. 2157 01:48:35,016 --> 01:48:37,651 Yeah, you're a tough old bird yourself. 2158 01:48:37,718 --> 01:48:40,388 [Denny] Get your hand off my ass now, Henrietta. 2159 01:48:40,454 --> 01:48:41,689 [Henrietta chuckles] 2160 01:48:41,756 --> 01:48:44,091 [Henrietta] Yeah. Let's see if I do. 2161 01:48:44,158 --> 01:48:46,160 [bright music] 2162 01:48:50,564 --> 01:48:51,866 [Grant] Amber. 2163 01:48:51,932 --> 01:48:53,334 [Amber] Hi. 2164 01:48:53,401 --> 01:48:55,269 -[Grant] How are you? -Better now. 2165 01:48:56,537 --> 01:48:59,440 How's, uh... uh... 2166 01:48:59,508 --> 01:49:00,509 What's her name? 2167 01:49:00,574 --> 01:49:02,109 Hannah? 2168 01:49:02,176 --> 01:49:04,645 I don't know, but I do know that I would like 2169 01:49:04,712 --> 01:49:05,946 to kiss you right now. 2170 01:49:06,013 --> 01:49:08,916 [car honking] 2171 01:49:10,519 --> 01:49:13,187 [chuckles] Oh, there's my raptor pack! 2172 01:49:13,254 --> 01:49:14,355 Hey, I want you all to know 2173 01:49:14,422 --> 01:49:16,223 that I'm with Dusty Peters' wife now. 2174 01:49:16,290 --> 01:49:18,893 This is Gina Del Vecchio. 2175 01:49:18,959 --> 01:49:21,028 Hi! It's Ginafer. 2176 01:49:21,095 --> 01:49:22,263 [Denny chuckles] Ginafer! 2177 01:49:22,329 --> 01:49:24,098 -[smooches] -[Gina giggling] 2178 01:49:24,165 --> 01:49:25,633 And those are his kids. 2179 01:49:26,667 --> 01:49:28,502 -They're mine now. -[kids babbling] 2180 01:49:28,569 --> 01:49:31,439 Pipe down back there, Phil! [chuckles] 2181 01:49:31,505 --> 01:49:33,040 Nothing surprises me anymore. 2182 01:49:33,107 --> 01:49:34,909 Yeah, I felt pretty bad about my mistake. 2183 01:49:34,975 --> 01:49:37,178 You know, getting old Dusty eaten and all. 2184 01:49:37,244 --> 01:49:40,848 But, uh, turns out he was, uh, he was pretty abusive. 2185 01:49:40,915 --> 01:49:42,750 You know, like, like really abusive. 2186 01:49:42,817 --> 01:49:44,418 Like total piece of shit abusive. 2187 01:49:44,485 --> 01:49:45,554 Total piece of shit. 2188 01:49:45,619 --> 01:49:47,421 So, it looks like I'm kind of the hero now. 2189 01:49:47,488 --> 01:49:49,123 [chuckling] 2190 01:49:49,190 --> 01:49:50,291 I'm really happy for you. 2191 01:49:51,859 --> 01:49:53,928 So you two were in the same grade? 2192 01:49:53,994 --> 01:49:55,429 Well, you know, they held me back a few. 2193 01:49:55,496 --> 01:49:58,899 All right, I don't wanna keep these lovebirds any longer. 2194 01:49:58,966 --> 01:50:00,367 -We'll see y'all at the wedding. -[giggles] 2195 01:50:00,434 --> 01:50:02,269 -Bye! Nice to meet you. -Bye. 2196 01:50:02,336 --> 01:50:04,238 [Denny] Bye, y'all. Raptor pack! 2197 01:50:04,305 --> 01:50:05,706 [chuckles] 2198 01:50:07,908 --> 01:50:09,009 So... 2199 01:50:10,111 --> 01:50:13,247 Is that a raptor claw in your pocket, or... 2200 01:50:15,282 --> 01:50:17,151 It is. It's a raptor claw. 2201 01:50:17,218 --> 01:50:18,219 [chuckles] 2202 01:50:18,285 --> 01:50:20,421 [screaming] 2203 01:50:20,488 --> 01:50:22,022 ["Someone to Love" by Atomic Tom playing] 2204 01:50:22,089 --> 01:50:26,360 ♪ I wanted someone to love ♪♪ 2205 01:50:26,427 --> 01:50:31,632 ♪ Oh, oh ♪♪ 2206 01:50:36,337 --> 01:50:38,672 ♪ Burn me up and over ♪ 2207 01:50:38,739 --> 01:50:40,941 [music fades] 2208 01:50:42,476 --> 01:50:44,478 [rustling] 2209 01:50:44,546 --> 01:50:46,747 [ominous music] 2210 01:50:55,055 --> 01:50:56,824 [fly buzzing] 2211 01:51:10,271 --> 01:51:11,872 [screeches] 2212 01:51:14,708 --> 01:51:16,977 [upbeat music] 2213 01:52:02,323 --> 01:52:03,891 Where are we going, mister? 2214 01:53:40,588 --> 01:53:41,922 [gasping] 2215 01:53:42,389 --> 01:53:45,059 [coughing] 2216 01:53:47,294 --> 01:53:49,096 [panting] 156215