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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:31,905 ♪ Take the heat, take it ♪ 2 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:35,993 ♪ Ah ♪ 3 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:38,286 ♪ Come on ♪ 4 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:45,293 ♪ You say that life makes you crazy ♪ 5 00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:49,214 ♪ That nothing ever goes your way ♪ 6 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,924 ♪ You say you want, you say you need ♪ 7 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,136 ♪ But you don't know how to play ♪ 8 00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:57,430 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 9 00:00:57,431 --> 00:01:01,851 ♪ Come over here, get the message ♪ 10 00:01:01,852 --> 00:01:06,648 ♪ Just take it one step at a time ♪ 11 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:09,484 ♪ Can you take the step ♪ 12 00:01:09,485 --> 00:01:12,112 ♪ Nobody told you ♪ 13 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,114 ♪ Life was fair ♪ 14 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,032 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 15 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:18,034 ♪ It's not the place to be ♪ 16 00:01:18,035 --> 00:01:20,078 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 17 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,372 ♪ Then you don't need to be with me ♪ 18 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,457 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 19 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:28,587 ♪ Then what are ya doin' here ♪ 20 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,590 ♪ Oh, don't you get it ♪ 21 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,427 ♪ Get serious, stop pretendin' ♪ 22 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:40,015 ♪ You know it's time to face the truth ♪ 23 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,058 ♪ What you want, what you need ♪ 24 00:01:42,059 --> 00:01:45,604 ♪ Is a change of attitude ♪ 25 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,481 ♪ You better change it, uh-huh ♪ 26 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:50,734 ♪ Let's turn it up ♪ 27 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,652 ♪ Feel the pressure ♪ 28 00:01:52,653 --> 00:01:56,698 ♪ This time we're gonna take it all the way ♪ 29 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,827 ♪ So no more playin' cool ♪ 30 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,286 ♪ Ya know ya ♪ 31 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,954 ♪ You can't stop, you can't stop ♪ 32 00:02:02,955 --> 00:02:04,915 ♪ Whoa, whoa, oh ♪ 33 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:06,583 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 34 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,627 ♪ This is not the place to be ♪ 35 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,670 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 36 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,839 ♪ Then you don't need to be with me ♪ 37 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,091 ♪ if you can't take the heat ♪ 38 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:19,471 ♪ Then what are ya doin' here ♪ 39 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,765 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, did you get it ♪ 40 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,767 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, did you get it ♪ 41 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:27,812 ♪ Take the heat, take it ♪ 42 00:02:27,813 --> 00:02:29,814 ♪ When the temperature gets too hot, don't stop ♪ 43 00:02:29,815 --> 00:02:31,775 ♪ You gotta turn it up ♪ 44 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,902 ♪ Have you got the stuff to be tough enough ♪ 45 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,112 ♪ You gotta live it up ♪ 46 00:02:36,113 --> 00:02:38,073 ♪ Come on, live it ♪ 47 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,408 ♪ Up ♪ 48 00:02:40,409 --> 00:02:42,452 ♪ if you can't take, take, take the heat ♪ 49 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:49,584 Your resume is quite extraordinary, Miss Grant. 50 00:02:49,585 --> 00:02:50,877 Thank you, Mr. Jones. 51 00:02:50,878 --> 00:02:53,798 I know I can be an asset to Vetrocon Aerospace. 52 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:56,049 And since you were a UCLA cheerleader, 53 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,677 I guess you are quite a Trojans fan, huh? 54 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,887 The Trojans are USC's team, Mr. Jones. 55 00:03:00,888 --> 00:03:02,055 I'm a Bruins fan. 56 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:04,558 Of course. I got it confused. 57 00:03:05,559 --> 00:03:08,520 And I imagine that, uh, with your good looks, 58 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,939 you were probably quite popular in school. 59 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,359 Please, I prefer not to be judged by my looks, 60 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,984 but by my skills. 61 00:03:14,985 --> 00:03:17,737 I'm a Phi Beta Kappa in electrical engineering. 62 00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:19,280 Very well, Miss Grant. 63 00:03:19,281 --> 00:03:22,450 Your father, was he in the engineering field? 64 00:03:22,451 --> 00:03:23,535 You could say that. 65 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,745 He was a car mechanic at Sears. 66 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,997 Very good, Miss Grant. 67 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:30,166 Well, I have no further questions. I think that now- 68 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,627 - Excuse me. I'm sorry. 69 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:35,296 I have a couple of more questions that I'd like to ask. 70 00:03:35,297 --> 00:03:36,798 Well, this isn't part 71 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,049 of the interview process, Mr. Smith. 72 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,385 I'm sure Miss Grant doesn't mind. 73 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,386 Do you? 74 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,179 Of course not. 75 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,014 Fine. 76 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,017 Now, then, Miss Grant, 77 00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:50,270 I'm going on a business trip to California, 78 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,274 and I was wondering if you could recommend a good sushi bar. 79 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,988 I have been so busy with my studies, 80 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:01,281 I haven't had time to go to bars. 81 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,324 And I don't drink. 82 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:06,786 At sushi bars, you eat raw fish, Miss Grant. 83 00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:08,581 Raw fish, Mr. Smith? 84 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,542 Have you ever heard of heavy metal? 85 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,419 Of course. 86 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,087 It's a catalyst for plutonium bombs. 87 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:16,964 Not quite. 88 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,466 We're talking about rock 'n' roll here, Miss Grant. 89 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,010 You know, punk rock, new wave. 90 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,846 Tell me, have you ever been aerobicized? 91 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,055 Slam danced? 92 00:04:26,056 --> 00:04:27,474 Do you listen to a ghetto blaster? 93 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,351 Have you watched MTV? Gimme five! 94 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:33,438 - I don't understand. - Of course you don't! 95 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,482 I hope you have a good reason for this, Smith. 96 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,567 Yes, because the FBI will ask more 97 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,235 and tougher questions than these. 98 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:43,449 Miss Grant. 99 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:48,329 You have broken the first principle of our training. 100 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,916 Always, always, speak English. 101 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:53,667 No matter what! 102 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,753 Play dumb if you have to, 103 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,964 but don't drop your cover, ever! 104 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,091 I hope you've been listening. 105 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:03,802 All of you have trained for years, 106 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:07,222 but one slip-up and it's all wasted. 107 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,182 Thank you, Mr. Smith, 108 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,016 for your mysterious demonstration. 109 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:11,268 I'll take over from here. 110 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,522 Beyond the doors of this classroom, 111 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:18,943 there is an exact replica of town in the United States. 112 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:20,944 It's perfect in every detail, 113 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,197 except it's in the heart of the Soviet Union. 114 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:25,365 There are permanent residents here 115 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,743 who have lived as Americans since this town was built. 116 00:05:28,744 --> 00:05:30,788 See how they live. Study them. 117 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:34,874 You all have your living assignment and job placements, 118 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,460 so go out and get moved in. 119 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,687 Yes, I know all about that. 120 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,438 I'm making a point about the town. 121 00:05:57,439 --> 00:05:58,481 All right, Comrade. 122 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:01,609 Smith, what do you suggest? 123 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:04,612 I'm going to bring in experts on American culture 124 00:06:04,613 --> 00:06:07,282 and give this town the facelift it needs. 125 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,576 Take your glasnost back to the streets of Moscow 126 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,202 where it's so popular. 127 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:12,580 I absolutely forbid it. 128 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,707 Jones, I don't think you understand. 129 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,126 Comrade Smith is in charge now. 130 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,920 Look, Jones, I've been to America. 131 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:23,256 America isn't like this anymore. 132 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,757 Where's your "MTV?" 133 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,092 Your punk rockers? 134 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:27,677 Your "Rolling Stone Magazine?" 135 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:28,803 Fuel-efficient cars? 136 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:30,848 My job was to keep this place secret, 137 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,558 not dress it with the latest trends. 138 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,185 Besides, if you know so much about modern America, 139 00:06:36,186 --> 00:06:37,186 you teach them. 140 00:06:37,187 --> 00:06:38,563 Jones, you don't understand. 141 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,939 We're Russians. 142 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:41,441 We don't think like Americans. 143 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:44,444 We don't have the American attitude. 144 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,739 Regardless, when these agents complete their training, 145 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,950 I shall return and evaluate this town. 146 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:53,328 If it hasn't been updated to my satisfaction, 147 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,122 my orders are E and D. 148 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:58,959 Evacuate and destroy. 149 00:07:00,252 --> 00:07:01,378 Good luck, comrades. 150 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:09,218 I've been doing this for a long time. 151 00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:11,513 And unlike you, I know what I'm doing. 152 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,557 I would rather see this town destroyed 153 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:15,809 than turn it over to you. 154 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,479 It would be better if we worked together. 155 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,106 Oh, you don't need me. 156 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,817 Go out and find your experts. 157 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:31,033 You got a problem, you gotta talk to me. 158 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,116 Don't be ashamed. 159 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:33,826 You know, this is New York. 160 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:35,244 People get in my cab, they, you know, they open up. 161 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:37,039 They let me know what's goin' on. 162 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,209 ♪ All damn day ♪ 163 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,752 ♪ Wait a minute, say what ♪ 164 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:43,587 You know, I took you to the China Club, 165 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,005 we went to the Red Parrot and the Palladium. 166 00:07:46,006 --> 00:07:46,840 I don't know. 167 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,717 Just shut up and stop the cab, would ya? 168 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,594 ♪ Stand up, stand up ♪ 169 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:53,012 ♪ Walk proudly and don't creep up ♪ 170 00:07:53,013 --> 00:07:55,015 ♪ Walk tall with your head held high ♪ 171 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,933 ♪ Believe in yourself till the day you die ♪ 172 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,726 ♪ Positive is how you should live ♪ 173 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:00,728 ♪ Be willin' to take and not illin' to give ♪ 174 00:08:00,729 --> 00:08:02,522 ♪ A bad attitude, so get gratitude ♪ 175 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,815 ♪ You ain't that bad, dude ♪ 176 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,108 ♪ Quit actin' rude ♪ 177 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,818 ♪ Yo, everyone should just get along ♪ 178 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,653 ♪ Havin' fun while they sing our songs ♪ 179 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,114 What are you lookin' for, pal? 180 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,408 None of your business. 181 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,493 I'll know it when I see it. 182 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:20,123 So, does this buy me a table inside right now? 183 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,457 Oh, I don't hear you so good. 184 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:25,169 Yeah? Well, maybe this will improve your hearing. 185 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,838 Hmm. Nah, still a little fuzzy. 186 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,173 Yeah? How about this? 187 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,050 Loud and clear. 188 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:34,596 You asked for it. 189 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:37,390 Best table in the house. 190 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,933 What the hell is this shit? 191 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:40,268 Idiot! 192 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,769 Hey, calm down, big shot! 193 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,604 Don't be a tough guy! 194 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,605 Hey, settle down. Lighten up. 195 00:08:47,776 --> 00:08:49,360 Look, Travis, theme night didn't stop 196 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:51,195 that other place from going belly-up. 197 00:08:51,196 --> 00:08:52,072 They should've done it more. 198 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,531 It's probably why it failed. 199 00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:56,993 Travis, I don't want to waste my life as a dishwasher! 200 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:59,412 Well you think I like cleaning up puke all the time? 201 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,496 That's exactly my point. 202 00:09:00,497 --> 00:09:02,373 So I say we quit, find real jobs, 203 00:09:02,374 --> 00:09:04,876 and give up this stupid idea of opening a night club. 204 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,461 You know what your problem is? 205 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,713 You're still P.O.'d that I blew your dad's money 206 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,673 on the club. - Hey, look. All right. 207 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,883 For the record, you mentioned it, all right? 208 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,967 - Oh, fine. - You brought it up. 209 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:14,594 No, not fine! 210 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:15,595 Not fine at all! 211 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,347 Look, Travis, is that how you handle everything? 212 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:19,266 Fine? - What's goin' on? 213 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:21,060 Denise? 214 00:09:22,978 --> 00:09:23,978 Denise? 215 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,230 What the hell is goin'... 216 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,985 We've been robbed. 217 00:09:30,986 --> 00:09:32,445 Well, look on the bright side, Travis. 218 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,115 None of the stuff in this apartment was yours anyway. 219 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,330 What's that? 220 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,166 - It's, uh, from Denise. - Give it. 221 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,009 Come on. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 222 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,095 You know what bothers me more than her leaving me, 223 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,597 or taking the furniture, or anything? 224 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,808 Is the idea that she wrote it on toilet paper. 225 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,852 I mean, that says something that's not in the note. 226 00:10:04,853 --> 00:10:05,687 Well, look, Travis. 227 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,897 Denise was always a narcissistic, 228 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,274 manipulative, emotional terrorist. 229 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:11,567 Back off, Wendell. 230 00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:12,528 Look, I still love her. 231 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,237 I don't appreciate that kind of talk. 232 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,446 Look, Travis. 233 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:17,281 Let me explain to you how it works. 234 00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:18,783 You like her, I like her. 235 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,409 You don't, I don't, either, okay? 236 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:22,703 That's what friendship's all about. 237 00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:24,038 You just tell me how you're feeling, 238 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:25,374 and I'll play along, okay? 239 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,168 - You're all right, Wendell. - Okay. 240 00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:30,878 I'll tell you that right now. 241 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:33,089 And you'll never meet another girl like Denise. 242 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,967 She was everything a man could want in a woman. 243 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,553 And now that she's available, 244 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,763 I was wondering if you could give me her phone number, 245 00:10:40,764 --> 00:10:42,558 'cause I've been sort of attracted to her for a while. 246 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,196 I don't want to seem paranoid, 247 00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,865 but this cab's been following us 248 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,950 since we left your apartment. 249 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:01,785 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 250 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,495 Hey, come here! Come on! 251 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,750 Okay, pal, what's up? 252 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:10,836 Hello, fellas. 253 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,338 My name is Bob Smith. 254 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:17,300 I'm opening a new club and I'm very interested in you. 255 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,718 For what? 256 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,803 To manage my club. 257 00:11:21,054 --> 00:11:21,889 Eat me. 258 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:23,974 Go. 259 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,142 Daryl's trying to bust us. 260 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,895 I told him I wanted my own club. 261 00:11:28,812 --> 00:11:30,438 He probably got this guy to put us on. 262 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,148 You think Daryl's bright enough to pull off 263 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:32,983 something this elaborate? 264 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,400 Let's play with this guy. 265 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,235 Oh, yeah? 266 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,236 Oh, gee, a club sounds great! 267 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,197 Yeah know, you sound really sincere 268 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,114 about this and everything. 269 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,698 Could you tell us something about it? 270 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,491 Look, I know that this is unorthodox, 271 00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:44,327 and I understand you being skeptical, 272 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,661 but just hear me out. 273 00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:46,496 Shall we? 274 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,247 I don't have anything better to do. 275 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,082 Cool. 276 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,087 So, tell us. 277 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,093 This is just the start-up money. 278 00:12:01,094 --> 00:12:02,803 The salary will $1,000 a week. 279 00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:03,930 - Each? - Each. 280 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:04,972 Okay. 281 00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:06,307 Room and board thrown in for free. 282 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,309 What about wheels? 283 00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:11,270 Uh, well, you'll both be big wheels. 284 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:12,521 In fact, you'll run the place. 285 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,316 No, a car. Transportation. 286 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,692 - Oh, wheels! - Yeah. 287 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,277 Oh, wheels. Yes, of course. 288 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:20,322 Yes, yes, you'll have wheels. 289 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:24,075 Now, the last thing is simply that you need 290 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,827 to be ready to leave by plane before dawn. 291 00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,121 Wait a minute. Leave by? 292 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,123 This place isn't in New York? 293 00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,917 Look, come and try it for a week. 294 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:33,835 If you don't like it, 295 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,086 you can come right back to New York 296 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,128 and you can keep the start up money. 297 00:12:36,129 --> 00:12:38,339 Wait a second. Where is this club? 298 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,967 The idea is to bring New York-style clubs 299 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,385 to the Midwest. 300 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,554 So we wanna open the first one in a small town. 301 00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:47,932 Indian Springs, Nebraska. 302 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,475 Cool. 303 00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:51,102 Fine. Thank you. 304 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,228 Corporate jet, man. 305 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,438 This is how guys like us oughta be treated. 306 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,899 Yeah, I've never seen this much caviar in my life. 307 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,610 Maybe this guy's legitimate. 308 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:00,737 Did you bring the music? 309 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,322 Yeah, it's all in my suitcase. 310 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,699 All right. 311 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,165 Hello, boys. 312 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,375 What do you think of the champagne? 313 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,503 Hey, the dom outdid himself on this batch, huh? 314 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,922 - To the future. - Yeah. 315 00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:21,591 To the future. 316 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,277 Ugh. 317 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:07,095 What are we doing in Wally and the Beav's bedroom? 318 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:26,739 Weenie wear! 319 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,824 Shit. 320 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,035 Oh, man. 321 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,668 Did we die, Travis? 322 00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:42,088 Did our plane go down and there were no survivors? 323 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,172 We can't be dead. We just got up. 324 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,091 Yeah, well, then where are we, huh, 325 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,302 Mr. Know-Everything-About-The-Afterlife? 326 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,429 Who put us in these clothes? 327 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,515 I didn't dress myself in these pajamas. 328 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,641 Somebody put me in them. 329 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,184 Maybe it was a chick. 330 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,769 You probably got laid and didn't even know it. 331 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,978 What are you talkin' about? 332 00:14:57,979 --> 00:15:00,940 Eh, it was just the big zonk combo. 333 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,733 Altitude, alcohol. 334 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,361 Total brain shutdown. 335 00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:07,571 Then we couldn't get up. 336 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,282 They limoed us to this house. 337 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,452 Then they bedded us down. 338 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,457 I remember this. 339 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,459 Paint by numbers. 340 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,839 Yeah, well, look. 341 00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:27,676 I'm gonna get dressed and get out of here. 342 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,804 This room's givin' me the creeps. 343 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,059 What's shakin'? 344 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,687 Ah! 345 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,147 Well, Betty, it looks like we're gonna need 346 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,898 some more breakfast. - Oh, I'm sorry. 347 00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:43,733 Uh, yes. 348 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,401 Can I give you a hand with that? 349 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,986 - No, I'm fine. - No, no, I'll help you. 350 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,571 Nah, we don't need any breakfast. 351 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,615 A cup of bean juice is all we can handle. 352 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,242 Coffee? 353 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,326 Oh. 354 00:15:54,327 --> 00:15:56,495 Wendell and Travis, this is my wife Betty. 355 00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:57,621 How you doing, Betty? 356 00:15:57,622 --> 00:16:00,374 And these are our two children, Billy and Kathy. 357 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,376 Don't worry, kids, 358 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,962 I'm only here to drain the blood 359 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,505 from your parents' bodies. 360 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,717 Then I'll be back on my way to Transylvania. 361 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,970 Well, I'll bet you two are wondering 362 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,013 how you got here, hmm? 363 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,764 Believe me, we figured it out. 364 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:18,225 Look, what's the deal with this town? 365 00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:19,935 What do you mean? 366 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,396 What makes you think it's ready for a hot night club? 367 00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,814 Be nice. 368 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:27,610 Oh, well, I think I know what this town is ready for. 369 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,777 Everyone works for Dad. 370 00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:31,155 He's the president of Vetrocon Aerospace. 371 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,115 Oh, yeah? Aerospace, huh? 372 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,742 That must mean you're into that "Star Wars" thing. 373 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,619 Yeah, is that what you're looking for for this club? 374 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,621 A sort of futuro theme? 375 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,331 Oh, well, that's entirely up to you two. 376 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,416 I'd say it's an open ball park. 377 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,793 - What's that? - What? 378 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:45,961 This? 379 00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:47,047 It's a Walkman. 380 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,884 You don't know what a Walkman is? 381 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,637 Hey, Mr. Smith, you gotta get these kids out 382 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,722 to the big city once in awhile. 383 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,516 That's very good. 384 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,977 Well, I'm on my way to work. 385 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:01,853 But I'll tell you what. 386 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,270 I'll meet you two at the courthouse, 387 00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:04,480 say right after lunch? 388 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,814 Then I'll take you over and show you the club. 389 00:17:05,815 --> 00:17:06,899 Where's the courthouse? 390 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,901 You can't miss it. 391 00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:09,569 It's right in front of the clock tower. 392 00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:10,403 - Clock tower? - Bye. 393 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,239 - Front of the courthouse. - Bye-bye. 394 00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:19,328 Here, kid. Blast off. 395 00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:28,963 - Let's check out the town. - Okay. 396 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,714 - Mrs. Smith? - Uh, yes? 397 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,591 Enjoy the kids. 398 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,385 They grow up awfully fast. 399 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,221 Thanks. 400 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,013 Bye. - Bye. 401 00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,857 Well, thank you, John. 402 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:49,818 Pleasure, Thelma. 403 00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,029 What do we have here? 404 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,282 I don't know. 405 00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:01,745 ♪ Just another little speck on the map ♪ 406 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,664 ♪ But folks who come from here ♪ 407 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:08,252 ♪ Know where it's at ♪ 408 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:13,258 ♪ A stop on the greyhound line ♪ 409 00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:17,052 ♪ The stores are closin' ♪ 410 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:20,097 ♪ When the sun goes down ♪ 411 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:25,103 ♪ The horizon ends at the edge of town ♪ 412 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:31,651 ♪ And that suits us just fine ♪ 413 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,779 ♪ Oh, we like it that way ♪ 414 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:40,785 ♪ In hometown, USA ♪ 415 00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,414 ♪ Ain't no big city thrills ♪ 416 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,000 ♪ And no city fear ♪ 417 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:53,006 ♪ You don't need it if you can't get it here ♪ 418 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:59,638 ♪ Even if you leave us behind ♪ 419 00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:03,599 ♪ Your heart will stay ♪ 420 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,519 ♪ In hometown, USA ♪ 421 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,652 Who's winning, guys? 422 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,612 The checkers, I think. 423 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,574 You fellas look like you know what goes on around here. 424 00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:22,576 What do you people do for action in this town? 425 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:26,413 Well, I'm gonna paint the back porch this weekend. 426 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:28,624 Oh, that's something to look forward to. 427 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,167 Yeah, I gotta sand first though. 428 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,586 - Well, don't overdo it. - No. 429 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,672 You know where you can you get a good burger around here? 430 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,925 Yeah, Beef Burger Boy is the best in town. 431 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,886 - Well, where is it? - Okay. 432 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,014 Now, you go down this way. 433 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,433 Uh, you see that picket fence down there? 434 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,268 Yeah. 435 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,687 Well, you go down that picket fence. 436 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,606 Uh, oh, ignore the picket fence. 437 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:53,774 Put it out of your mind. - All right. 438 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,112 You go on beyond there, and you go, oh. 439 00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:00,781 About a block. - Okay. 440 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,866 Maybe a block and a half. 441 00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:05,828 And right there you turn right. 442 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,912 No, no! 443 00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,414 - You turn left. - You turn right! 444 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,374 You go straight ahead. 445 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,335 Well, you go straight ahead, and, uh, 446 00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:15,255 it's, uh, well, uh, 447 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,048 it's over in there. 448 00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,425 Uh, you can't miss it. 449 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,676 Ah, you can't miss it. 450 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,927 You can't miss it. 451 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,595 Thanks a lot, guys. 452 00:20:23,596 --> 00:20:25,639 Okay. See you later. 453 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,558 Should be easy to find. 454 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,727 Yeah, straight, left, right, whatever. 455 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,894 Americans! 456 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:34,314 Here in the most secret KGB complex in the world! 457 00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:36,900 - You're insane! - Jones, would you relax? 458 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,652 They have no idea where they are. 459 00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:39,612 So what do you think, Wendell? 460 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,197 I feel like I'm trapped inside my television set 461 00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:44,658 and the dial is stuck somewhere between 462 00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:46,285 "Happy Days" and "The Twilight Zone." 463 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,120 I know, I know. 464 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,787 It's the kind of place I should have grown up in. 465 00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,205 Well, that's exactly my point. 466 00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:52,124 30 years ago, you could have grown up here, 467 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,668 but I just got off a plane from New York 468 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:55,837 where it's almost 1990. 469 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,464 Here it's the 1950s. - So? 470 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,508 So maybe this is what the rest of America's really like, 471 00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:03,552 and maybe the Heartland isn't ready for a hot, 472 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,970 New York-style night club. 473 00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:05,805 Come on! 474 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,514 Well, take a look at this place. 475 00:21:07,515 --> 00:21:09,224 Where are the video stores? - Ooh. 476 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:11,226 How come nobody's jogging? 477 00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:12,352 Well, what about our trainees? 478 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:13,687 What are they gonna think? 479 00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,564 Our trainees will simply think they're a couple 480 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,776 of special agents sent here to test them. 481 00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:20,903 Look, I'm only gonna keep them here until graduation, 482 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,780 and then I'm gonna send them back exactly the same way 483 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,531 that I brought them in. 484 00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:25,866 I don't know whether you've noticed, 485 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,826 but they're not particularly bright. 486 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,370 They'll have no idea where they've been. 487 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:31,706 What if they do find out? 488 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,126 Then they will be terminated. 489 00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,003 Good day, Colonel. 490 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,053 We should report this to Moscow. 491 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,181 No. 492 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,309 Let's give him enough rope to hang himself. 493 00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,983 Think this is it? 494 00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:00,819 Subtle. 495 00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:09,702 Closed? 496 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,872 Sorry, closed. 497 00:22:13,873 --> 00:22:14,707 For lunch? 498 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,916 Lunch break. 499 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,251 You don't serve lunch? 500 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,585 No, no. We're closed. 501 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:21,129 We open at 3:00. - Well, that's lame. 502 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,506 Well, sorry. 503 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,049 What are you gonna eat? 504 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,467 Hey, can we have some? 505 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:26,969 We're starving! 506 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:27,804 Forget it. 507 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:33,934 - What's that? - What? 508 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,186 - In your hand. - What, this? 509 00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:37,521 It's nothing. - I saw it. 510 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,772 It's nothin'. 511 00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:40,315 It's a pack of sugar. It's a pack of sugar. 512 00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:41,859 Well, let me have it. 513 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,694 We'll share. 514 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,117 Mmm. 515 00:22:49,158 --> 00:22:50,702 Oh, that's good. 516 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:52,870 That's good. 517 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,247 Let's get a cup of coffee. - Yeah. 518 00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:22,733 Well, fellas. 519 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:23,651 This is it. 520 00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:26,320 It's been closed for some time now, 521 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,573 but with a little spit and polish. 522 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:33,243 It's good, it's good. 523 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:34,661 We check out the competition, 524 00:23:34,662 --> 00:23:36,497 and then we see the real club, right? 525 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,791 Of course, there is money for remodeling. 526 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:42,002 Have any money for a live fish? 527 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,295 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 528 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,839 Is this the real club? 529 00:23:46,507 --> 00:23:47,342 Yes, it is. 530 00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:55,140 I love it. 531 00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:57,601 You know what it is? 532 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:58,436 It's, it's, okay. 533 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,022 It's Hawaii and it's "The Jetsons." 534 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,440 Oh, look, look, look. 535 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:06,361 Here's "The Jetsons" and there's Hawaii. 536 00:24:09,697 --> 00:24:11,365 You know, I think Smitty's right. 537 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:12,908 With some spit and polish, 538 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,786 I really do think we could fix it up. 539 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,334 Look, look at this old thing, Wendell. 540 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,961 Oh, god. 541 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,046 "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"? 542 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,298 I haven't heard that in years. 543 00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:29,133 God. 544 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,516 Now, now, fellas, look. 545 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,101 I know this may not be what you expected, 546 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,019 but you can change the music. 547 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:41,980 You can change the decor. 548 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,231 You can remodel however you like. 549 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,066 Oh, we can? 550 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,402 Oh, Mr. Smith, thank you. That's terrific. 551 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:49,070 Hey, I know. 552 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:52,239 How about we get a nice, big outrigger in here, huh? 553 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,450 And, uh, and we'll get about 50 savages. 554 00:24:55,451 --> 00:24:57,036 That will be nice, huh? 555 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,329 And we can have a pig roast on the beach! 556 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,164 Travis! 557 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,958 Wendell, look! Moonwalking! 558 00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:06,671 What? What? 559 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,465 I'm out of here. 560 00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:12,217 I should have never let you eat that sugar. 561 00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:13,844 Now, look, Mr. Smith. 562 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:14,928 I'll take care of this, okay? 563 00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:17,055 Just don't worry about him, and us, 564 00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:19,808 and I'll see ya tonight at dinner, okay? 565 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:20,643 All right. 566 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,437 Oh, Travis. 567 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,646 I almost forgot. 568 00:25:24,647 --> 00:25:28,400 Our deal as I remember was 1,000 a week for yourself? 569 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,027 1,000 big ones for me. 570 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,070 And 1,000 for Wendell. 571 00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:33,239 And 1,000 for Wendell. 572 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,534 2,000 big ones. 573 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,871 Aw, come on, buddy. 574 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,998 We could fix this place up. 575 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,332 We'll get a new sound system, 576 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,043 you can redesign the place. 577 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:46,961 Travis, look! 578 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,503 There's a lot of stuff we could do, 579 00:25:48,504 --> 00:25:51,339 but nobody is gonna come! 580 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:54,259 Look, this Smith guy's obviously out of his mind. 581 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,136 Let's just consider this a day trip 582 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,764 to the other side of the world and go home. 583 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,223 Wendell, we're staying. 584 00:26:00,224 --> 00:26:01,600 - Look, you wanna stay- - Yes! 585 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,351 Fine! I'm going back to New York. 586 00:26:03,352 --> 00:26:04,394 Oh, go back to New York. 587 00:26:04,395 --> 00:26:05,646 Go ahead, yeah, to that little room 588 00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:07,230 over your father's garage. 589 00:26:07,231 --> 00:26:08,857 Hey, Travis. Go to hell! 590 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:09,941 Oh, screw you! 591 00:26:09,942 --> 00:26:11,651 - Hey, drop dead! - Fine! 592 00:26:11,652 --> 00:26:12,487 Fine! 593 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:36,885 Operator. May I help you? 594 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:39,513 Operator, collect call to New York. 595 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,680 New York? 596 00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:41,516 New York City. 597 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,225 Number please. 598 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:46,937 212-555-4736. 599 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,023 He's trying to place a call to New York. 600 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,777 Route it through one of our satellites. 601 00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:57,948 Oh, yes. Of course I'll accept the charges. 602 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,574 Mom, it's me. 603 00:26:59,575 --> 00:27:01,201 How you doin'? 604 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,202 Darling, I'm fine! 605 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,913 What's that funny foreign language I hear on the line? 606 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,164 I don't hear anything. 607 00:27:06,165 --> 00:27:09,000 Mom, look, I've decided to come back, 608 00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:11,253 but I'm a little short on cash. 609 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,088 What happened, Wendell? 610 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,672 You screwed up again? Is that why? 611 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:14,965 You'd better find a job, a real job! 612 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,092 Hey, look, I didn't call you, right? 613 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:20,138 Take that goddamn earring out of your ear! 614 00:27:20,179 --> 00:27:25,143 Oh! 615 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,102 Why don't you watch where you're going? 616 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,479 Why don't you lighten up? 617 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,280 You walked into me. 618 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,047 ♪ Why do birds ♪ 619 00:27:56,048 --> 00:27:59,801 ♪ Suddenly appear ♪ 620 00:27:59,802 --> 00:28:01,928 ♪ Every time ♪ 621 00:28:01,929 --> 00:28:05,557 ♪ You are near ♪ 622 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,393 ♪ Just like me ♪ 623 00:28:08,394 --> 00:28:11,062 ♪ They long to be ♪ 624 00:28:11,063 --> 00:28:13,649 ♪ Close to you ♪ 625 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,027 - You're back. - Yes, I am back. 626 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:21,781 ♪ Why do stars fall down from the sky ♪ 627 00:28:21,782 --> 00:28:24,326 ♪ Every time you walk by ♪ 628 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:26,328 You wanna know what happened? 629 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,495 What happened? 630 00:28:27,496 --> 00:28:28,331 - My best friend. - Yeah? 631 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,540 - He deserted me. - What? 632 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:32,751 Went back to New York. 633 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,545 - That's so brutal. - I know. 634 00:28:35,796 --> 00:28:37,422 Do you wanna know what else happened? 635 00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,633 - No. - No? 636 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:40,426 What's that? 637 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,013 Lunch. 638 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,599 What is it? 639 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,434 This? 640 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:50,853 It's pigs' feet. 641 00:28:55,524 --> 00:28:56,816 Mmm. 642 00:28:56,817 --> 00:28:57,652 Mmm. 643 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,238 Are you gonna have one yourself? 644 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:04,532 They look tasty, don't they? 645 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,159 Mmm. 646 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,328 Bon appetit. 647 00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:11,248 Ugh! 648 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:16,212 Ugh! 649 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:18,797 Travis. 650 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:19,674 Travis, listen. 651 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:20,925 I took a little walk. 652 00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,303 I took another look around this town. 653 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:26,639 It's not all bad. 654 00:29:28,307 --> 00:29:29,766 I think I'm gonna stay. 655 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:30,685 - You're gonna stay? - Yeah. 656 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,978 All right. Deal's on. 657 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:34,479 There you go. 658 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,523 A thousand big ones. 659 00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:39,067 Why? 660 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:39,902 Well. 661 00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:45,825 I believe in this, Travis, and I believe in us. 662 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,245 And I met a girl. 663 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,871 - You met a girl? - Yeah, I did. 664 00:29:51,872 --> 00:29:52,707 Yeah? 665 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,542 She's a hathead, but she's real cute. 666 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,711 See? Stick with me. 667 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:58,878 Wendell. - Yeah? 668 00:29:58,879 --> 00:30:01,047 I am really sorry about blowing your dad's money 669 00:30:01,048 --> 00:30:01,882 on that bar. 670 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,633 - Oh, forget about it. - I'm serious. 671 00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:05,302 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 672 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,137 You better. 673 00:30:08,472 --> 00:30:11,308 Travis, we're gonna transform this nightmare. 674 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,767 Wendell, this could be the biggest, 675 00:30:12,768 --> 00:30:14,894 baddest club opening you've ever seen. 676 00:30:14,895 --> 00:30:16,104 Mick Jagger, he gonna be there. 677 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,647 - That's right. - Yeah, and David Lee Roth. 678 00:30:17,648 --> 00:30:19,482 - He gonna be there! - And Princess Stephanie. 679 00:30:19,483 --> 00:30:20,567 She gonna be there. 680 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,319 And Andy Warhol. Oh. 681 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,154 He ain't gonna be there. 682 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,865 Oh, I found this one great song. 683 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,534 Remember this? 684 00:30:39,795 --> 00:30:42,964 ♪ Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC ♪ 685 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:46,426 ♪ Didn't get to bed last night ♪ 686 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,679 ♪ On my way, the paper bag was on my knee ♪ 687 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,806 ♪ Man, I had a dreadful flight ♪ 688 00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:55,185 ♪ I'm back in the USSR ♪ 689 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,480 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 690 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:03,234 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 691 00:31:03,235 --> 00:31:06,613 ♪ Been away so long I hardly knew the place ♪ 692 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:10,075 ♪ Gee, it's good to be back home ♪ 693 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:13,453 ♪ Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case ♪ 694 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:15,580 ♪ Honey, disconnect the phone ♪ 695 00:31:15,581 --> 00:31:18,666 ♪ I'm back in the USSR ♪ 696 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:22,087 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 697 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,671 ♪ Back in the US ♪ 698 00:31:23,672 --> 00:31:25,131 ♪ Back in the US ♪ 699 00:31:25,132 --> 00:31:29,344 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 700 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,639 ♪ The Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪ 701 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,017 ♪ And leave the west behind ♪ 702 00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:39,437 ♪ And Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪ 703 00:31:39,438 --> 00:31:44,443 ♪ But Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪ 704 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,862 ♪ Yeah-ay-ah ♪ 705 00:31:47,863 --> 00:31:49,531 ♪ On my mind ♪ 706 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,658 ♪ Woo ♪ 707 00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:57,205 ♪ Woo-oo ♪ 708 00:31:57,206 --> 00:31:58,957 ♪ Yeah ♪ 709 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,209 ♪ On my mind ♪ 710 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:05,131 ♪ Yeah, I'm back in the USSR ♪ 711 00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:08,341 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 712 00:32:08,342 --> 00:32:11,262 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 713 00:32:12,471 --> 00:32:13,721 See if we can make everybody's time work. 714 00:32:13,722 --> 00:32:16,683 So thanks for coming by and we'll talk to you later. 715 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:17,725 Next. 716 00:32:17,726 --> 00:32:18,561 Excuse me. 717 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,228 I believe I was next. 718 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,063 Hi. 719 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,105 Hear you guys were looking for people, 720 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,858 and I'd really like you to hire me. 721 00:32:26,652 --> 00:32:27,611 I like your outfit. 722 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,028 Yeah, I put that together myself. 723 00:32:29,029 --> 00:32:30,363 No? 724 00:32:30,364 --> 00:32:31,699 Get out of town. 725 00:32:32,908 --> 00:32:34,659 Next. 726 00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:35,536 Whoa, hold it. 727 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,495 I don't think you guys get it. 728 00:32:37,496 --> 00:32:39,497 I really wanna work here. 729 00:32:39,498 --> 00:32:43,835 But you're a reverend, Reverend. 730 00:32:45,921 --> 00:32:48,131 Now, why in heaven's name would you want to work 731 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,216 in a place like this? 732 00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:52,093 Because, brothers, 733 00:32:52,094 --> 00:32:54,722 sinners are everywhere. 734 00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:56,849 Oh. 735 00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,393 Well, that's basically what we were counting on. 736 00:33:00,394 --> 00:33:01,228 Next! 737 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,645 Hold it. Wait a minute. 738 00:33:02,646 --> 00:33:06,566 I was here first, and I demand consideration! 739 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:10,236 Look, first of all, you were not here first. 740 00:33:10,237 --> 00:33:12,572 And second, we did consider you, 741 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,783 and we considered you to be too intense, okay? 742 00:33:15,784 --> 00:33:17,869 Next. - Oh. 743 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,413 Oh, I'm too intense. 744 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:26,670 Thank you for dropping by. 745 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,842 No wonder why so many are leaving the church. 746 00:33:32,801 --> 00:33:33,969 A brother. All right. 747 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,722 I'm here to apply for the bartending position. 748 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:38,557 Blood! 749 00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:39,517 AB positive. 750 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:45,105 Nathan Cole. 751 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:50,318 Your middle name wouldn't be King by any chance, would it? 752 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,444 Oh, I get it. 753 00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:53,404 That's a reference to Nat King Cole. 754 00:33:53,405 --> 00:33:55,073 "Mona Lisa," "Twelfth of Never," 755 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:57,825 "Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer." 756 00:33:57,826 --> 00:33:58,869 I'm not him. 757 00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:04,249 Well, do you have experience bartending? 758 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:07,001 Well, no, but I do have a degree in chemistry, 759 00:34:07,002 --> 00:34:09,505 so I'm pretty familiar with mixing things up. 760 00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:11,715 Well, Travis? 761 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:13,551 You're hired. 762 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:20,682 You guys aren't hiring me just because I'm Black, are you? 763 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,350 Yes. 764 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:23,185 Great. 765 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,521 Okay, Gil, look. 766 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,064 If you work for us, 767 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:29,732 it's gonna be a little different than your other job. 768 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,359 First of all, we're gonna want you to actually 769 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,278 be helpful and serve people. 770 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,320 Why do you want this job? 771 00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:35,197 You already got one. 772 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,032 Well, I, uh, see, I've been the grill man 773 00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:40,326 at Beef Burger Boy for 12 years, 774 00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:43,246 and I'm kind of in a career slump. 775 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,873 See, I'm looking for something I, 776 00:34:45,749 --> 00:34:47,209 a little more my interests. 777 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,590 Are you drunk right now? 778 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,008 - Yeah. - Yeah. 779 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,552 Drunk? Yeah, a little. 780 00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,221 You see, it's my birthday again, 781 00:35:00,222 --> 00:35:02,724 and a couple of the guys decided to take me out 782 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,226 for a couple of beers. - He's honest. 783 00:35:05,227 --> 00:35:06,603 - Just a few. - He is. 784 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,646 As a rule I don't usually drink that much. 785 00:35:08,647 --> 00:35:09,481 I don't wanna see anymore people. 786 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,773 I know, I'm tired, too. 787 00:35:10,774 --> 00:35:11,650 I have a very high tolerance for alcohol. 788 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,276 Okay, Gil. You got it. 789 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,571 Notoriously beer-orientated. 790 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:17,989 You got the job! 791 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,866 - Really? - Yes! 792 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,576 That's great! That's really! 793 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:22,453 Thank you! 794 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,662 Thank you very much, God. 795 00:35:24,663 --> 00:35:25,747 I don't know about these chairs. 796 00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:27,081 They're really uncomfortable. 797 00:35:27,082 --> 00:35:29,250 So they were a mistake. I'm sorry. 798 00:35:29,251 --> 00:35:30,793 It's like sitting on a three-legged dog. 799 00:35:30,794 --> 00:35:32,253 Yeah, well, look, people are gonna be dancing. 800 00:35:32,254 --> 00:35:33,671 They're not gonna be sitting, all right? 801 00:35:33,672 --> 00:35:35,506 - Hello, boys. - Hey, Smitty. 802 00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:37,258 - How are we doing? - Good. 803 00:35:37,259 --> 00:35:38,676 All right. 804 00:35:38,677 --> 00:35:39,637 So tell me, is there anything you need? 805 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,845 Is there anything that I can do for you? 806 00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:43,014 Yeah, why don't you go see if you can find 807 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:44,891 a 2x4 and bat some of these people into 808 00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,185 the latter half of the 20th century. 809 00:35:47,186 --> 00:35:49,687 He's right, man. It's really depressing. 810 00:35:49,688 --> 00:35:51,230 They don't know what a VCR is 811 00:35:51,231 --> 00:35:53,650 or a compact discs, or even a music video. 812 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:54,776 Yeah, you know, most of these people 813 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,402 are so hopelessly out of date 814 00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,614 that it's downright un-American. 815 00:36:00,949 --> 00:36:02,408 Tell me something. 816 00:36:02,409 --> 00:36:05,119 If we had these things, would that help? 817 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,748 Smitty, the key to modern America is Japanese products. 818 00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:10,626 I think it would help. Honestly, Smitty. 819 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,378 I think we should bring some of that stuff into this town 820 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,380 and expand from the club. 821 00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,840 We could open various shops with different Japanese- 822 00:36:17,841 --> 00:36:20,134 - I'll think about it, Travis. 823 00:36:20,135 --> 00:36:23,054 But for right now, let's just concentrate on the club. 824 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,138 Shall we? 825 00:36:24,139 --> 00:36:24,973 So long, fellas. 826 00:37:02,177 --> 00:37:03,512 Have a seat, Miss Grant. 827 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,059 I have a special assignment for you 828 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,730 that will be your chance to remain in this program. 829 00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,941 I will do whatever is necessary. 830 00:37:16,942 --> 00:37:17,776 Good. 831 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:21,904 Hi. 832 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:24,490 I'm looking for Travis and Wendell. 833 00:37:24,491 --> 00:37:26,743 Uh-huh. Well, that's us. 834 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,704 Oh, well, I'm Thelma Lewis, 835 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:32,290 but you can call me Aunt Thelma. 836 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:35,001 Just about everybody in town does. 837 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:36,545 I hope you will, too. 838 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:40,965 Well, some of us ladies did some baking 839 00:37:40,966 --> 00:37:44,719 to help get your business off to a good start. 840 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,471 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 841 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,097 That's nice. 842 00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:50,057 - Thank you. - It's a lot of food. 843 00:37:50,058 --> 00:37:51,476 This is just the first batch. 844 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,270 We got lots more. 845 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,315 Well, good luck with your opening. 846 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:58,442 The place looks nice. 847 00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:01,612 Let's go, ladies. 848 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,113 Bye. 849 00:38:09,244 --> 00:38:10,120 Pies? 850 00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:12,748 Who eats pie in a nightclub? 851 00:38:13,957 --> 00:38:15,792 Oh, this pie's really good. 852 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,544 It sure beats Polynesian food. 853 00:38:21,757 --> 00:38:23,049 Travis, putting all this food out here 854 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,759 was a terrible idea. 855 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,719 Well, what was I gonna do? 856 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,679 Tell them to go stuff their cakes and pies? 857 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,098 Well, nobody's dancing. 858 00:38:31,683 --> 00:38:33,143 This place is a bust. 859 00:38:34,102 --> 00:38:36,729 We are open two minutes, and already this place is a bust? 860 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:38,147 Yeah, look, I'm not gonna be a Pollyanna 861 00:38:38,148 --> 00:38:39,315 and say I'm happy this thing has turned 862 00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:41,776 into a church social. - You are so negative. 863 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:43,486 Well, what do you expect me to do? 864 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:44,487 Sheriff, sheriff. 865 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:45,280 I'm getting the kids out. 866 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:46,489 Mrs. Smith. - Hi. 867 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,367 I'm sorry, the kids gotta go. 868 00:38:48,408 --> 00:38:49,201 Why? 869 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,577 Well, they just have to go. 870 00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:52,453 The sheriff's here and we don't serve minors. 871 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:53,705 Oh, okay. 872 00:38:54,581 --> 00:38:55,541 Okay, kids. Let's go. 873 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:57,500 Oh, nonsense. They don't have to leave. 874 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,253 Sheriff, you don't mind if the kids stay, now do you? 875 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,713 Well, not so long as they save some pie for me. 876 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,803 Okay, then maybe it's a music problem. 877 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:11,431 Why don't you go put on some music they can dance to. 878 00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,399 Come on, everybody. 879 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,234 Yeow! 880 00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:27,321 Come on! Let's dance! Come on! 881 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:34,496 Come on! Let's go! 882 00:39:35,622 --> 00:39:38,624 ♪ Just get up, everybody ♪ 883 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:39,876 Come on. 884 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,127 Get up. Come on! 885 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:43,754 ♪ You don't have to know the name of the song ♪ 886 00:39:43,755 --> 00:39:44,797 ♪ Just get up ♪ 887 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:46,591 ♪ Move your body ♪ 888 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:48,051 ♪ Party down ♪ 889 00:39:48,093 --> 00:39:49,385 ♪ Move around ♪ 890 00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:51,178 ♪ Circulate ♪ 891 00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:54,015 ♪ Imitate your partner, feel the beat ♪ 892 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,641 ♪ Can't defeat the groove ♪ 893 00:39:55,642 --> 00:39:57,184 ♪ Party down ♪ 894 00:39:57,185 --> 00:39:59,270 ♪ You gotta take it closer to the heart ♪ 895 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:01,939 ♪ You'd like to meet ♪ 896 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:04,067 ♪ Make your body move ♪ 897 00:40:04,109 --> 00:40:06,319 ♪ You can do it, you can dance ♪ 898 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,195 ♪ You can do it, I know you can ♪ 899 00:40:08,196 --> 00:40:10,156 ♪ You can do it, here's your chance ♪ 900 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,366 ♪ You can do it ♪ 901 00:40:12,367 --> 00:40:15,369 ♪ You don't have to know the name of the song ♪ 902 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:18,539 ♪ Just get up, everybody ♪ 903 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:20,082 ♪ Party down ♪ 904 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,043 ♪ You don't have to know the name of the song ♪ 905 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:23,961 - Okay, that'll be- - Nathan. 906 00:40:23,962 --> 00:40:25,047 It's on the house. 907 00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,673 I'd rather pay for it myself, thank you. 908 00:40:27,674 --> 00:40:29,675 No, no, I insist. 909 00:40:29,676 --> 00:40:31,177 So do I. 910 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,261 Please. 911 00:40:32,262 --> 00:40:33,304 No. 912 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:35,348 Look, it's my club. 913 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,933 It's opening night. 914 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,644 If you don't let me buy you a drink, you'll insult me. 915 00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:42,480 I said I didn't want you to. 916 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:43,940 ♪ When we do it right ♪ 917 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,441 ♪ On the floor ♪ 918 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:46,943 ♪ Shake them off ♪ 919 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,987 ♪ Everybody dancin' in the light ♪ 920 00:40:49,988 --> 00:40:52,073 ♪ It's a party night ♪ 921 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:54,033 ♪ You can do it, you can dance ♪ 922 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,910 ♪ You can do it, I know you can ♪ 923 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,079 ♪ You can do it, here's your chance ♪ 924 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,997 ♪ You can do it ♪ 925 00:40:59,998 --> 00:41:03,417 ♪ You don't have to know the name of the song ♪ 926 00:41:03,418 --> 00:41:06,420 ♪ Just get up, everybody ♪ 927 00:41:06,421 --> 00:41:08,047 ♪ Party down ♪ 928 00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:11,425 ♪ You don't have to know the name of the song ♪ 929 00:41:11,426 --> 00:41:12,969 ♪ Just get up, everybody ♪ 930 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:15,137 Is this a joke? 931 00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:16,806 Does anybody here know how to dance? 932 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,724 I know how to dance. 933 00:41:51,341 --> 00:41:52,259 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 934 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,551 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 935 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,011 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 936 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,387 ♪ Just like that ♪ 937 00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:57,680 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 938 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,848 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 939 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,391 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 940 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:01,934 ♪ Just like that ♪ 941 00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:03,269 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 942 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,729 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 943 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,105 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 944 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,481 ♪ Just like that ♪ 945 00:42:07,482 --> 00:42:08,774 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 946 00:42:08,775 --> 00:42:10,109 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 947 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,319 ♪ You can lean, lean, lean, lean, lean ♪ 948 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,113 ♪ Lean on me ♪ 949 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:15,364 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 950 00:42:15,365 --> 00:42:16,782 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 951 00:42:16,783 --> 00:42:18,075 ♪ Just like that ♪ 952 00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:19,952 ♪ Early in the mornin', babe ♪ 953 00:42:19,953 --> 00:42:20,953 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 954 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:22,329 ♪ Or you can call me at night ♪ 955 00:42:22,330 --> 00:42:24,498 ♪ Call me in the evening time ♪ 956 00:42:24,499 --> 00:42:26,042 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 957 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,626 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 958 00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:28,836 ♪ Just like that ♪ 959 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,839 ♪ Whoa-o, early in the mornin', babe ♪ 960 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,215 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 961 00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:34,508 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 962 00:42:34,509 --> 00:42:35,926 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 963 00:42:35,927 --> 00:42:37,219 ♪ Just like that ♪ 964 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,596 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 965 00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,473 ♪ You, you, you, you ♪ 966 00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:42,683 ♪ Can lean on me, babe ♪ 967 00:42:42,684 --> 00:42:44,268 ♪ You can lean on me, babe ♪ 968 00:42:44,269 --> 00:42:45,936 ♪ You can lean on me, babe ♪ 969 00:42:45,937 --> 00:42:47,188 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 970 00:42:47,189 --> 00:42:49,065 ♪ Just like that ♪ 971 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,357 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 972 00:42:50,358 --> 00:42:51,859 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 973 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,402 ♪ Just like that ♪ 974 00:42:53,403 --> 00:42:54,528 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 975 00:42:54,529 --> 00:42:55,863 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 976 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,281 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 977 00:42:57,282 --> 00:43:00,117 ♪ Just like that ♪ 978 00:43:00,118 --> 00:43:05,039 ♪ Yeah, you can lean on me, baby ♪ 979 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,999 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 980 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,542 ♪ Go south ♪ 981 00:43:08,543 --> 00:43:10,461 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 982 00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,796 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 983 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:12,963 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 984 00:43:12,964 --> 00:43:14,507 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 985 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,133 ♪ First thing in the mornin' ♪ 986 00:43:16,134 --> 00:43:17,510 ♪ At night ♪ 987 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,261 ♪ In the evening, baby ♪ 988 00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:21,347 ♪ Just about any time of day now ♪ 989 00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:24,016 ♪ I'll be waiting by my phone ♪ 990 00:43:24,017 --> 00:43:26,644 ♪ Call me up ♪ 991 00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:29,688 ♪ But call me up in the mornin' ♪ 992 00:43:29,689 --> 00:43:32,316 ♪ Ohh-oh, call me up ♪ 993 00:43:32,317 --> 00:43:35,027 ♪ Call me back in my apartment ♪ 994 00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:37,822 ♪ I'll tell you that I love you ♪ 995 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:41,408 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 996 00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:42,785 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 997 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,161 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 998 00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:45,454 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 999 00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:50,251 ♪ You can lean on me early in the mornin' ♪ 1000 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,586 ♪ I don't believe that you heard me, babe ♪ 1001 00:43:52,587 --> 00:43:53,921 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 1002 00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:55,339 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 1003 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,757 ♪ Pump it up, homeboy ♪ 1004 00:43:56,758 --> 00:43:58,300 ♪ Just like that ♪ 1005 00:43:58,301 --> 00:43:59,593 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 1006 00:43:59,594 --> 00:44:00,678 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 1007 00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,138 ♪ You can lean on me ♪ 1008 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,891 ♪ Just like that ♪ 1009 00:44:06,309 --> 00:44:07,269 What's your name? 1010 00:44:08,603 --> 00:44:09,604 Bonnie. And yours? 1011 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:12,691 I forgot. 1012 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,158 It was nice meeting you. 1013 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:34,171 Wend, uh, Wendell, put on that, uh, 1014 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,173 put on the house music. 1015 00:44:42,053 --> 00:44:44,555 No, no, no. Billy, Billy. 1016 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:47,266 You don't catch the ball with your face. 1017 00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:49,143 You catch it with your hands. 1018 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,729 Look, Billy, you ever seen a football game on TV? 1019 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,148 Um, I think so. 1020 00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:57,484 It's no wonder his parents don't dance. 1021 00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:58,777 Can I talk to you two for a moment? 1022 00:44:58,778 --> 00:45:00,739 You guys go practice for a while, okay? 1023 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,949 I was thinking about what you were saying 1024 00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:05,951 about the goods. 1025 00:45:05,952 --> 00:45:07,870 I think maybe we should bring some in. 1026 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,247 Can you two make me a list? 1027 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,832 Ah, gee. A list. 1028 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,084 I don't know, I don't know. 1029 00:45:14,085 --> 00:45:15,753 - Give me the ball. - Wendell? 1030 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:17,630 How about we have one for you tomorrow night? 1031 00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:18,465 Perfect. 1032 00:45:20,258 --> 00:45:21,759 Oh, Smitty! 1033 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,011 Your boy is quite an athlete. 1034 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,513 - Yes, he is. - Get the ball! 1035 00:45:26,514 --> 00:45:27,349 Wait! 1036 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:31,936 Hey, did you see where those kids went? 1037 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:32,937 No. 1038 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:34,397 Well, can we have the ball? 1039 00:45:42,864 --> 00:45:44,156 Bonnie! 1040 00:45:44,157 --> 00:45:48,160 All right! 1041 00:45:48,161 --> 00:45:49,120 Yeah. 1042 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,829 You're so tastefully underdressed. 1043 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:51,665 I've been looking for you. 1044 00:45:51,706 --> 00:45:53,499 I was hoping we could spend some time together. 1045 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,917 Really? 1046 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,960 You wanna play football? 1047 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,921 - Give me five. - All right. 1048 00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:01,048 Now, shirts and skins. 1049 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:03,217 You be skins 'cause you've got less to take off. 1050 00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:04,052 All right? 1051 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,553 Now look, you know there's tackling involved, all right? 1052 00:46:06,554 --> 00:46:08,889 Then there's an exchange of body parts. 1053 00:46:08,890 --> 00:46:10,099 I'll make all the passes. 1054 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,892 You be the wide receiver. 1055 00:46:11,893 --> 00:46:13,019 - Oh, I hope I'm good. - Trust me. 1056 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,521 Picked you some flowers. 1057 00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:16,356 Really? 1058 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:19,234 Aren't the guys usually supposed to do that kind of thing? 1059 00:46:31,621 --> 00:46:34,291 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1060 00:46:34,332 --> 00:46:35,833 ♪ Sherry baby ♪ 1061 00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:38,085 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1062 00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:39,712 ♪ Sherry baby ♪ 1063 00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:43,632 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1064 00:46:43,633 --> 00:46:46,176 ♪ Baby ♪ 1065 00:46:46,177 --> 00:46:47,803 ♪ Sherry baby ♪ 1066 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:50,264 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1067 00:46:50,265 --> 00:46:52,683 ♪ Can you come out tonight ♪ 1068 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:54,143 ♪ Come, come ♪ 1069 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,978 ♪ Come out tonight ♪ 1070 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:59,857 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1071 00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:02,401 ♪ Baby ♪ 1072 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,069 ♪ Sherry baby ♪ 1073 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:06,530 ♪ Sherry ♪ 1074 00:47:06,531 --> 00:47:09,074 ♪ Can you come out tonight ♪ 1075 00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,576 ♪ Come, come ♪ 1076 00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:14,079 ♪ Come out tonight ♪ 1077 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,372 Oh. 1078 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:33,766 Bob Smith. 1079 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,351 We speak English here, Captain. 1080 00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,395 How do you do, Bob Smith? 1081 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,398 What is this place? 1082 00:47:41,232 --> 00:47:42,691 This is your new home. 1083 00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:44,443 Ha-ha. My home? 1084 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:46,236 You flew into restricted air space. 1085 00:47:46,237 --> 00:47:48,113 I did what I was ordered to do. 1086 00:47:48,114 --> 00:47:51,617 I bring in cases of medical products. 1087 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,619 Look, I don't want to hear about this no more. 1088 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:56,246 I get on my plane and I get out of here. 1089 00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:59,416 I'm afraid it's too late for that, Captain. 1090 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:01,710 You flew in, but you can't fly out. 1091 00:48:01,711 --> 00:48:03,088 Was it because I stole? 1092 00:48:03,922 --> 00:48:04,798 Sorry? 1093 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:07,008 Here. Take these back. 1094 00:48:08,843 --> 00:48:09,719 Please. 1095 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,928 What's this? 1096 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:13,097 Why, condoms, of course. 1097 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:13,932 Ribbed. 1098 00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:19,020 The girls, they, they think I'm quite a guy. 1099 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:21,688 Fine. 1100 00:48:21,689 --> 00:48:23,023 Take him away. 1101 00:48:23,024 --> 00:48:24,608 Bob, I did nothing wrong. 1102 00:48:24,609 --> 00:48:26,318 I just did what I was ordered to do. 1103 00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:27,821 I bring you these things. 1104 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:30,990 No, no, no! Don't! 1105 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,201 Those boxes go in that truck! 1106 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,036 So in a way, I guess, 1107 00:48:36,037 --> 00:48:37,121 Travis looks on me as kind of a guru. 1108 00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:38,288 Closing time. 1109 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:39,833 Yeah. We're out of here. 1110 00:48:41,459 --> 00:48:44,712 This has been the greatest little coffee klatch of my life. 1111 00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:50,677 I like you. 1112 00:48:52,011 --> 00:48:55,473 And, um, I was wondering if you wanted to... 1113 00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:02,020 Um, well, you know, 1114 00:49:02,021 --> 00:49:03,648 if you don't want to, it's... 1115 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,664 How about tomorrow night? 1116 00:49:20,665 --> 00:49:22,167 How about for the rest of my life? 1117 00:49:24,752 --> 00:49:26,879 H-hey, throw it over here! 1118 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,714 Oh, boy, you missed me. 1119 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:29,923 Ha ha ha ha! 1120 00:49:29,924 --> 00:49:31,926 I'll get you! Ha ha ha ha! 1121 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,429 - Good morning, Travis. - Hey. 1122 00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:37,556 How you doing? - Good. 1123 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:39,433 What's the deal with the TV here? 1124 00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:41,018 How come you only get one station? 1125 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,103 You either get old movies or cartoons. 1126 00:49:43,104 --> 00:49:44,480 No commercials. 1127 00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:45,899 Don't you have any networks? 1128 00:49:47,108 --> 00:49:48,359 Actually, no, we don't. 1129 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,111 But I've got some good news for you. 1130 00:49:51,112 --> 00:49:53,405 The goods are here. - Great. 1131 00:49:53,406 --> 00:49:55,658 Yes, they should be in town sometime today. 1132 00:49:57,577 --> 00:49:58,411 Betty? 1133 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:02,332 Where's my wife? 1134 00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:05,959 She's supposed to make me breakfast. 1135 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,464 You know, Smitty, let me talk to you about your wife. 1136 00:50:10,965 --> 00:50:12,257 When was the last time you really had 1137 00:50:12,258 --> 00:50:13,967 a decent conversation with her? 1138 00:50:13,968 --> 00:50:16,678 I mean, one where she could express herself? 1139 00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:17,514 Excuse me? 1140 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,098 You see, I think women like change, 1141 00:50:20,099 --> 00:50:21,934 especially married women. 1142 00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:23,018 If you don't watch it, 1143 00:50:23,019 --> 00:50:25,812 sooner or later they start to watch Oprah Winfrey, 1144 00:50:25,813 --> 00:50:29,441 and, pshew, they leave home, out on an adventure, 1145 00:50:29,442 --> 00:50:30,985 all by themselves, without you. 1146 00:50:33,655 --> 00:50:34,572 Trust me. 1147 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,989 I've been there. 1148 00:50:35,990 --> 00:50:38,450 I'm really not sure I follow you. 1149 00:50:38,451 --> 00:50:40,994 I guess it's this born-to-be-wild syndrome. 1150 00:50:40,995 --> 00:50:43,622 I mean, that's maybe what I'm really trying to say. 1151 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:46,458 Every woman has a part of her that's born to be wild. 1152 00:50:46,459 --> 00:50:47,293 Hmm. 1153 00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:50,380 Ta-da! Miss Betty Smith. 1154 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:56,843 You like it? 1155 00:50:56,844 --> 00:50:58,804 You look fantastic. 1156 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:01,932 Well, I do feel different. 1157 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:04,351 See? It's that born-to-be-wild deal I was talkin' about. 1158 00:51:04,352 --> 00:51:06,103 Do you like my hair? 1159 00:51:06,104 --> 00:51:08,480 I, I just. 1160 00:51:08,481 --> 00:51:10,482 You do? 1161 00:51:10,483 --> 00:51:11,942 Mmm. 1162 00:51:11,943 --> 00:51:13,402 I left something at the library. 1163 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:14,279 I think we should go get it. 1164 00:51:14,279 --> 00:51:15,113 Come on, Travis. 1165 00:51:16,489 --> 00:51:17,739 Don't be a peeping tom. 1166 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,242 - I like to watch. - Come on. 1167 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:24,329 Mmm. 1168 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:32,170 Unified remote, one year, four-event timer, 1169 00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:33,423 random access tuning? 1170 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:35,591 Cool. 1171 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,676 God, I've always wanted one of these. 1172 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:39,636 Now I don't need you anymore. 1173 00:51:39,637 --> 00:51:41,054 I can play this myself. 1174 00:51:41,055 --> 00:51:43,098 Well, go ahead and play with yourself. 1175 00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:43,933 Who cares? 1176 00:51:47,478 --> 00:51:48,979 What's this for? 1177 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:50,898 Well, it's a massage. 1178 00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:55,819 It's a popcorn popper! 1179 00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:57,237 I want this and that. 1180 00:51:57,238 --> 00:51:58,864 Honey, don't be greedy, don't be greedy. 1181 00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:00,074 I, I want this. 1182 00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:08,248 Smitty! 1183 00:52:08,249 --> 00:52:09,083 Hey, Smitty! 1184 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,542 You're not givin' this away, are ya? 1185 00:52:10,543 --> 00:52:11,710 Yeah. 1186 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,295 Travis! Travis! 1187 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:14,796 It's a promotion, Travis. 1188 00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,798 We're doing this to promote the club. 1189 00:52:16,799 --> 00:52:18,133 It's what you wanted to do. 1190 00:52:18,134 --> 00:52:20,636 Let me give you a little lesson on promotion, okay? 1191 00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:22,679 You sell a $600 VCR. 1192 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,641 You give away a $5.00 nightclub ticket. 1193 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:26,476 You dig? You dig! 1194 00:52:29,437 --> 00:52:30,479 All right. Look. 1195 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,106 Let's talk about this entrepreneur thing, okay? 1196 00:52:33,107 --> 00:52:34,192 What happens here... 1197 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:40,405 I thought the whole purpose of this town 1198 00:52:40,406 --> 00:52:42,949 was to defeat the materialistic, capitalist lifestyle 1199 00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:46,370 that Smith's experts are now infecting the town with. 1200 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:47,538 So what's your point? 1201 00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:51,417 Well, no point. Just an observation. 1202 00:52:53,002 --> 00:52:54,837 Keep your observations to yourself. 1203 00:53:06,724 --> 00:53:10,102 ♪ Once I see what I want ♪ 1204 00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:14,482 ♪ I can't wait for invitations ♪ 1205 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:18,151 ♪ if you run, that's half the fun ♪ 1206 00:53:18,152 --> 00:53:21,655 ♪ I trace your footsteps one by one ♪ 1207 00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:24,408 ♪ 'Cause I like to get ♪ 1208 00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:26,660 ♪ What's hard to get ♪ 1209 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,328 ♪ I like the ones ♪ 1210 00:53:28,329 --> 00:53:30,205 ♪ That don't know love ♪ 1211 00:53:30,206 --> 00:53:32,708 - Travis, you know something? - What? 1212 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,960 It's working. 1213 00:53:35,294 --> 00:53:37,630 Hmm, Mr. Negative took a holiday. 1214 00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:40,049 I know it's working. 1215 00:53:43,678 --> 00:53:45,680 Look at my girlfriend. She is so hot. 1216 00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:47,807 Oh, what? Mine's not? 1217 00:53:50,601 --> 00:53:52,811 ♪ The farther you run away ♪ 1218 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,563 ♪ The more I want you ♪ 1219 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:57,399 ♪ I want you here with me ♪ 1220 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,318 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1221 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:05,491 Hey, Nathan. 1222 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:06,742 You dance good. 1223 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:08,202 You mean dance well. 1224 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,246 Well, pretty good. 1225 00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:16,210 Try this. 1226 00:54:18,254 --> 00:54:20,005 Where did you learn that? 1227 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:21,631 I was a regular on "Soul Train." 1228 00:54:21,632 --> 00:54:22,467 Get it? 1229 00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:24,635 "Soul Train." 1230 00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:27,138 I thought it was funny. 1231 00:54:28,181 --> 00:54:30,140 ♪ I like to dance ♪ 1232 00:54:34,687 --> 00:54:38,190 That club was popping tonight, wasn't it? 1233 00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,025 Ooh. - Mmm. 1234 00:54:40,401 --> 00:54:44,696 You were so great the way you danced with me tonight. 1235 00:54:44,697 --> 00:54:46,031 Really? 1236 00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:48,034 I guess I was, wasn't I? 1237 00:54:53,706 --> 00:54:55,582 What are you doing? 1238 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,752 You know what I'm doing. 1239 00:54:59,253 --> 00:55:00,837 Oh, that. 1240 00:55:00,838 --> 00:55:02,464 Ooh. 1241 00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:14,227 You like to take control, don't you? 1242 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:18,064 Ooh! 1243 00:55:24,028 --> 00:55:24,862 Ooh. 1244 00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:41,963 Is this girl terrific or what? 1245 00:55:47,593 --> 00:55:49,469 Nice driving, Travis. 1246 00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:51,012 Yeah, buddies. 1247 00:55:51,013 --> 00:55:52,305 So what's the big celebration? 1248 00:55:52,306 --> 00:55:53,765 Did Sparks die? 1249 00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:55,308 It's the 4th of July. 1250 00:55:55,309 --> 00:55:57,227 We have speeches by town leaders, 1251 00:55:57,228 --> 00:55:58,603 and then we have our annual picnic, 1252 00:55:58,604 --> 00:56:00,188 and then we have our annual concert, 1253 00:56:00,189 --> 00:56:02,732 and then we have the annual fireworks display. 1254 00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:04,359 Concert, huh? What kind of concert? 1255 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,986 Marching band. 1256 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:07,863 They're not bad if they're sittin' down. 1257 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:10,031 Well, that's fun. That's a blast. 1258 00:56:10,032 --> 00:56:11,908 We could have them play "76 Trombones," 1259 00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:13,493 and then we could do a twist. - Yeah. 1260 00:56:13,494 --> 00:56:15,787 No, no, they'll be playing John Philips Sousa. 1261 00:56:15,788 --> 00:56:18,248 For the twist, you need Chubby Checker. 1262 00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:19,416 Yeah, Nathan, look. 1263 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,585 Is there a lake or someplace where we might 1264 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:22,669 actually have a good time? 1265 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:25,088 We have a lake. It's off-limits. 1266 00:56:25,089 --> 00:56:26,339 Private property? 1267 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:27,883 Forget it, we'll crash it. 1268 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:28,718 Come on. 1269 00:57:03,294 --> 00:57:04,836 Hey, Gil, come on. 1270 00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:06,046 Hey! 1271 00:57:07,548 --> 00:57:08,965 Hey, everybody! 1272 00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:10,217 You have to park! 1273 00:57:10,259 --> 00:57:11,509 Party! 1274 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,396 ♪ The day is over ♪ 1275 00:57:23,397 --> 00:57:25,398 ♪ Your work is through ♪ 1276 00:57:25,399 --> 00:57:27,192 No, no, dear. No, no. 1277 00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:29,903 ♪ Wondering what you're gonna do ♪ 1278 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:33,531 ♪ Do the couch potato and watch MTV ♪ 1279 00:57:33,532 --> 00:57:35,367 ♪ Get your rest, count some z's ♪ 1280 00:57:35,368 --> 00:57:37,535 ♪ Tell me, what's it gonna be ♪ 1281 00:57:37,536 --> 00:57:39,496 ♪ When your tinglin' toes ♪ 1282 00:57:39,497 --> 00:57:41,623 ♪ Tell you what you want to know ♪ 1283 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,458 - Hey! Hey! - Woo! 1284 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:44,877 Guys. 1285 00:57:45,711 --> 00:57:47,545 ♪ 'Cause it happens every time ♪ 1286 00:57:47,546 --> 00:57:50,006 ♪ That feeling races up your spine ♪ 1287 00:57:50,007 --> 00:57:51,800 ♪ You have made up your mind ♪ 1288 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:54,427 - All right? ♪ To party big time ♪ 1289 00:57:54,428 --> 00:57:56,096 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1290 00:57:56,097 --> 00:58:00,892 ♪ Party big time ♪ 1291 00:58:00,893 --> 00:58:04,521 ♪ Before you step out into the night ♪ 1292 00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:06,690 ♪ Ah, you gotta be sure that you're doin' it right ♪ 1293 00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:09,526 Ow! 1294 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:13,029 ♪ Party big time, there's just one trick ♪ 1295 00:58:13,030 --> 00:58:15,115 ♪ You gotta look hot, yeah ♪ 1296 00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:16,866 ♪ You gotta be slick ♪ 1297 00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:20,745 ♪ Grab your darkest shades and your favorite hat ♪ 1298 00:58:20,746 --> 00:58:22,622 ♪ 'Cause you know what it means ♪ 1299 00:58:22,623 --> 00:58:25,375 ♪ To party big time ♪ 1300 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:27,502 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1301 00:58:27,503 --> 00:58:29,587 ♪ Party big time ♪ 1302 00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:31,256 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1303 00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:33,133 ♪ Party big time ♪ 1304 00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:34,634 ♪ Yeah, big time ♪ 1305 00:58:34,635 --> 00:58:36,219 ♪ Say it again, come on now ♪ 1306 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,762 ♪ Big time ♪ 1307 00:58:37,763 --> 00:58:41,016 ♪ Everybody party big time ♪ 1308 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:42,434 You told 'em not to go to the lake, 1309 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:43,394 they went to the lake. 1310 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,729 They broke the town's perimeter. 1311 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:47,230 They've been out there for over six hours. 1312 00:58:47,231 --> 00:58:48,690 Now they're partying, they're having a great time, 1313 00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:49,899 and they're making fun of us. 1314 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:52,610 Now when are we gonna do something about this? 1315 00:58:52,611 --> 00:58:53,446 Tonight. 1316 00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:54,904 What are we gonna do about them? 1317 00:58:54,905 --> 00:58:56,991 - Get rid of them. - Tonight? 1318 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,909 Okay, okay, I'll handle it. 1319 00:59:16,135 --> 00:59:17,887 Oh, they like fireworks? 1320 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:20,848 We'll show 'em fireworks. 1321 00:59:31,817 --> 00:59:34,111 All right, give me the bomb. 1322 00:59:35,112 --> 00:59:36,780 The bomb. 1323 00:59:36,781 --> 00:59:38,239 It's a bunch of dynamite taped together. 1324 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,366 A clock on it, a lot of wires. 1325 00:59:40,367 --> 00:59:42,702 Anybody got anything like that on 'em? 1326 00:59:42,703 --> 00:59:43,579 Oh. 1327 00:59:43,579 --> 00:59:44,413 Oh. 1328 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,084 Want it done right- 1329 00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:49,919 Ah! Ah! 1330 00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:55,882 Ow! 1331 00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:57,926 Oh, the bomb, the bomb. 1332 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,469 Oh, it's okay. 1333 00:59:59,470 --> 01:00:00,553 Oh, ow! 1334 01:00:00,554 --> 01:00:02,639 Ow! Right on the temple. 1335 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,474 Oh, ah. 1336 01:00:04,433 --> 01:00:05,975 Travis, Wendell, we're out of beer. 1337 01:00:05,976 --> 01:00:07,435 Want me to run to the club? 1338 01:00:07,436 --> 01:00:08,520 No, no, no, I'll go, I'll go. 1339 01:00:08,521 --> 01:00:09,813 You just take over. 1340 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:11,023 Yeah, I'll go with ya. 1341 01:00:11,982 --> 01:00:13,441 What do you do? 1342 01:00:13,442 --> 01:00:15,235 Look, you're doing fine. That's great. 1343 01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:16,569 Come on, Wendell. 1344 01:00:16,570 --> 01:00:18,154 Hey, this is fun. 1345 01:00:18,155 --> 01:00:19,405 Whoa! 1346 01:00:19,406 --> 01:00:20,741 - Watch this! - This is great! 1347 01:00:22,409 --> 01:00:23,285 Ah, you know, it's great, though. 1348 01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,286 They're having a good time. 1349 01:00:25,287 --> 01:00:26,122 I think we're doing a good thing. 1350 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,205 Yeah, me too, me too. 1351 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:29,291 I'm having a good time, 1352 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,000 but why does it take them so long to learn something? 1353 01:00:31,001 --> 01:00:31,836 I know. It's weird, isn't it? 1354 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:33,294 Oh, God, I've never spent so much time 1355 01:00:33,295 --> 01:00:35,046 at a party teaching someone 1356 01:00:35,047 --> 01:00:38,216 how to throw a Frisbee. - They're so slow! 1357 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:40,593 I don't know anyone who pees as much as you do. 1358 01:00:40,594 --> 01:00:41,470 You're like a little kid. 1359 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,012 Stop the car, stop the car. 1360 01:00:43,013 --> 01:00:44,472 I gotta go, I gotta go. 1361 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:45,807 Travis, get off my case. 1362 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,475 You're peeing, too, all right? 1363 01:00:47,476 --> 01:00:48,810 I'm only 'cause you're peeing. 1364 01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:57,862 There's your 4th of July barbecue. 1365 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:05,368 - Holy shit. - What happened? 1366 01:01:05,369 --> 01:01:06,744 - It blew up. - Why? 1367 01:01:06,745 --> 01:01:07,997 I don't know. 1368 01:01:10,207 --> 01:01:13,293 Well, now what do we do? 1369 01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:14,170 I guess we walk. 1370 01:01:17,381 --> 01:01:20,133 Wendell, we can walk the same way. 1371 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:21,301 Okay. 1372 01:01:21,302 --> 01:01:25,763 Come on. 1373 01:01:25,764 --> 01:01:27,098 You and your astrology. 1374 01:01:27,099 --> 01:01:28,600 We've been lost for two hours. 1375 01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:29,435 Travis, look. 1376 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,477 First of all, it's not astrology, all right? 1377 01:01:31,478 --> 01:01:33,314 It's, never mind. 1378 01:01:34,732 --> 01:01:36,232 I don't understand this. 1379 01:01:36,233 --> 01:01:39,360 The town is north of here, and I'm following the north star. 1380 01:01:39,361 --> 01:01:41,654 At least, I thought it was the north star. 1381 01:01:42,823 --> 01:01:44,365 - Shh, shh. - What? 1382 01:01:44,366 --> 01:01:46,075 It's a car. 1383 01:01:54,501 --> 01:01:56,419 Doesn't that strike you as odd? 1384 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:57,796 She's speaking in Russian. 1385 01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:00,131 That ain't Russian. 1386 01:02:00,132 --> 01:02:02,593 Same thing Bonnie did when I popped her hood. 1387 01:02:03,552 --> 01:02:06,305 Some sort of kinky Nebraska thing. 1388 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:08,140 - Popped her hood? - Yeah. 1389 01:02:09,808 --> 01:02:11,976 - Look, there's a fence. There must be a farm nearby. 1390 01:02:11,977 --> 01:02:13,186 Which means there's a phone. 1391 01:02:13,187 --> 01:02:14,313 Come on. - Yeah. 1392 01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:28,910 What is this place? 1393 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:31,372 Travis, look at those signs. They're in Russian. 1394 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,500 Those are Russian Army uniforms. 1395 01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:38,002 It's probably the Salvation Army, yeah. 1396 01:02:38,003 --> 01:02:40,421 Travis, does that look like English? 1397 01:02:40,422 --> 01:02:43,424 Do those look like Salvation Army uniforms? 1398 01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,051 Well, look. 1399 01:02:45,052 --> 01:02:46,594 They're putting an English sign on now. 1400 01:02:46,595 --> 01:02:48,264 That's even worse. Don't you get it? 1401 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:07,616 - Oh, Smith. - God. 1402 01:03:12,621 --> 01:03:15,666 We got Russians in Nebraska, and Smitty's one of them. 1403 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,459 Dammit! He duped us. 1404 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:19,877 Dammit! 1405 01:03:21,755 --> 01:03:23,756 Let's get back! 1406 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,398 What are you doin'? 1407 01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:41,941 What does it look like I'm doing? 1408 01:03:41,942 --> 01:03:43,026 I'm sitting down. I'm tired. 1409 01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:44,320 I'm taking a little rest. 1410 01:03:45,612 --> 01:03:47,030 Is this a joke? 1411 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:48,156 No, it's not a joke. 1412 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:49,450 It's not funny, Wendell. 1413 01:03:50,617 --> 01:03:51,701 There's Russians in Indian Springs. 1414 01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:52,745 We gotta tell people! 1415 01:03:53,704 --> 01:03:54,538 Travis, we can't tell anybody. 1416 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,830 What are you talkin' about? 1417 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:57,123 'Cause we've got Indian Springs in Russia. 1418 01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:57,958 What? 1419 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:00,001 Think about it for a second. 1420 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,878 None of these people know anything about modern America. 1421 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:03,338 There's no network television. 1422 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:06,007 They didn't know how to use a Frisbee until you showed 'em. 1423 01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:08,468 I can't believe that you got us sent to the Soviet Union, 1424 01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:09,386 you stupid shit! 1425 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:11,804 Don't call me a stupid shit. 1426 01:04:11,805 --> 01:04:13,639 Travis, who else is gonna give two idiots 1427 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,016 like us a night club to open? 1428 01:04:15,017 --> 01:04:17,018 Oh, now I'm an idiot who opened a night club. 1429 01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,936 Travis, this is no time to get sensitive! 1430 01:04:18,937 --> 01:04:22,732 We're stuck behind the Iron Curtain, you mindless pinhead! 1431 01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:24,192 Wait. Oh-ho! Wait a minute. 1432 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,485 What did you call me? 1433 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:26,944 I don't know what I called you, Travis. 1434 01:04:26,945 --> 01:04:28,946 No, what did you call me? 1435 01:04:28,947 --> 01:04:30,656 Travis, it doesn't matter what I called you, okay? 1436 01:04:30,657 --> 01:04:32,325 We're in a lot of trouble- 1437 01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:34,660 - Pinhead! You called me a pinhead! 1438 01:04:34,661 --> 01:04:35,621 Bingo, pinhead. 1439 01:04:37,831 --> 01:04:40,208 You fuck, I can't believe I let you ruin my life! 1440 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:41,709 Oh, yeah? 1441 01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:43,294 I let you ruin my life again! 1442 01:04:43,295 --> 01:04:44,171 Are ya gonna bring up your daddy and his money? 1443 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:46,214 Go ahead. Bring him up. - You brought it up! 1444 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:47,590 We're gonna make a bet, okay? 1445 01:04:47,591 --> 01:04:48,925 You can't even fight. 1446 01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:50,259 You fight like a girl! 1447 01:04:50,260 --> 01:04:52,638 Let me lead. 1448 01:04:56,475 --> 01:04:57,935 Oh, man. 1449 01:04:57,976 --> 01:05:00,186 Why are we laughing right now? 1450 01:05:00,187 --> 01:05:01,896 Because we're trying to kill each other 1451 01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:05,525 and we probably won't get out of this alive anyway. 1452 01:05:05,526 --> 01:05:07,361 - That's not funny. - No shit. 1453 01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:11,406 That's why from now on I'm taking charge. 1454 01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:12,532 Oh. 1455 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:15,284 Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 1456 01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:17,203 You're taking charge? - You bet. 1457 01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:20,666 Oh, okay, Mr. In-charge, what do we do now? 1458 01:05:21,583 --> 01:05:22,501 Huh? 1459 01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:23,335 Well, um. 1460 01:05:25,587 --> 01:05:26,422 Go to town? 1461 01:05:27,756 --> 01:05:28,590 Okay. 1462 01:05:30,384 --> 01:05:32,135 All right, come on. 1463 01:05:32,136 --> 01:05:33,469 All right, this is the plan. 1464 01:05:33,470 --> 01:05:35,805 We're gonna go to Bonnie's and she's gonna get us a car. 1465 01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:36,973 Why don't we just get a limo? 1466 01:05:36,974 --> 01:05:38,391 Cool idea. 1467 01:05:38,392 --> 01:05:40,184 Travis, what we need is a map. 1468 01:05:40,185 --> 01:05:41,353 But she knows the way. 1469 01:05:42,271 --> 01:05:43,105 Bonnie's one of them. 1470 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,730 What makes you think she's not gonna turn us in? 1471 01:05:44,731 --> 01:05:46,899 Because what we had was real, all right? 1472 01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:50,069 Look, Mr. Bond, I don't wanna insult your masculinity. 1473 01:05:52,739 --> 01:05:54,615 Look, I don't want to insult your sense of manhood, 1474 01:05:54,616 --> 01:05:56,409 but maybe she was faking it. 1475 01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:58,035 No way. 1476 01:05:58,036 --> 01:05:59,787 Okay, look. You go see Bonnie. 1477 01:05:59,788 --> 01:06:00,997 I'm gonna get Jill. 1478 01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:03,166 Well, what makes you think you can trust Jill? 1479 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,042 Shh! 1480 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,877 What makes you think you can trust Jill? 1481 01:06:05,878 --> 01:06:07,795 Because, Travis, there's a look a woman gives a man 1482 01:06:07,796 --> 01:06:09,630 when she really loves him. 1483 01:06:09,631 --> 01:06:11,132 Did she give that look to you? 1484 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,050 Yeah. As a matter of fact, she did. 1485 01:06:13,051 --> 01:06:14,802 - Well, let me see it. - What are you talking about? 1486 01:06:14,803 --> 01:06:15,887 Well, come on. 1487 01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:17,013 Let me see the look she gave you. 1488 01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:18,222 I'm not gonna do it for you. 1489 01:06:18,223 --> 01:06:19,348 - Come on. Come on. - No, Travis. 1490 01:06:19,349 --> 01:06:20,516 No, was it like this? Was it like this? 1491 01:06:20,517 --> 01:06:21,351 Cut it out, Travis. Look, look. 1492 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,352 I'll meet you back here in 15 minutes. 1493 01:06:23,353 --> 01:06:24,395 All right. 1494 01:06:24,396 --> 01:06:26,022 Or I'll see you in prison in Siberia. 1495 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,191 Yeah, right. 1496 01:06:28,442 --> 01:06:30,067 Oh, Bonnie. 1497 01:06:30,068 --> 01:06:31,777 Oh, you're not gonna believe this. 1498 01:06:31,778 --> 01:06:33,279 You are not gonna believe this. 1499 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,322 Are you sittin' down? 1500 01:06:34,323 --> 01:06:36,240 Oh, of course you are. 1501 01:06:36,241 --> 01:06:37,992 Look, all right, I don't know how to tell you this, 1502 01:06:37,993 --> 01:06:39,702 but we ain't in Nebraska. 1503 01:06:39,703 --> 01:06:41,078 We're in Russia. 1504 01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:42,955 Mr. Smith completely conned us all. 1505 01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:45,875 This is a whole fake. This whole town is fake. 1506 01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:47,793 We gotta find our way back to the United States. 1507 01:06:47,794 --> 01:06:49,504 And we don't have much time, either. 1508 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,547 Get yourself ready. Come on. 1509 01:06:51,548 --> 01:06:53,132 Come on! 1510 01:06:53,133 --> 01:06:54,133 Oh, man. 1511 01:06:54,134 --> 01:06:56,135 Wendell and I went to, we saw this big camp 1512 01:06:56,136 --> 01:06:57,638 with all these Russian sold... 1513 01:07:00,265 --> 01:07:02,892 Okay, okay, we could shoot our way out, but I don't- 1514 01:07:02,893 --> 01:07:05,394 - I'm required to terminate you. 1515 01:07:05,395 --> 01:07:06,729 Bonnie, Bonnie, look. 1516 01:07:06,730 --> 01:07:08,022 There's no time for sex games. 1517 01:07:08,023 --> 01:07:10,816 I mean, the gun, it's an exciting touch and everything, 1518 01:07:10,817 --> 01:07:12,360 but really, I don't think there's the time. 1519 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:14,737 I'm a KGB operative. 1520 01:07:14,738 --> 01:07:17,532 I was assigned to be your girlfriend. 1521 01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:19,867 I am now assigned to blow your brains out. 1522 01:07:19,868 --> 01:07:20,993 No shit? 1523 01:07:20,994 --> 01:07:22,620 No shit. 1524 01:07:24,206 --> 01:07:25,414 That was the surveillance camera. 1525 01:07:25,415 --> 01:07:27,250 We were constantly monitored. 1526 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:29,335 - Even when we? - Yes. 1527 01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:30,920 Can we get the tapes? 1528 01:07:30,921 --> 01:07:31,755 No, run! 1529 01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,506 I will shoot and miss, 1530 01:07:33,507 --> 01:07:35,174 but if I see you again, I will have to shoot to kill. 1531 01:07:35,175 --> 01:07:36,009 Deal. 1532 01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:40,012 Wait a minute. 1533 01:07:40,013 --> 01:07:41,139 You love me. 1534 01:07:42,808 --> 01:07:45,727 Look, I may have been an assignment, but you love me. 1535 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:47,813 Don't you? 1536 01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:50,148 Yes, I do love you. 1537 01:07:59,032 --> 01:08:01,117 You mean you really are an American? 1538 01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:01,952 Uh-huh. 1539 01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:11,127 I can't believe Jill turned us in. 1540 01:08:11,128 --> 01:08:13,421 I really thought we had something. 1541 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,172 And she gave you that look. 1542 01:08:15,173 --> 01:08:17,550 How could I have been such an idiot? 1543 01:08:17,551 --> 01:08:20,845 You know, Wendell, I've been thinking about something. 1544 01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:23,639 You know, we've had a good life, you know? 1545 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,851 And you know, so what if it ends in the Soviet Union 1546 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:27,686 in a prison. 1547 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,938 I mean, you know, it could be worse. 1548 01:08:30,939 --> 01:08:32,315 It could really be worse. Think of it. 1549 01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:33,817 No, just think about it, okay? 1550 01:08:38,113 --> 01:08:40,324 I'm just gonna try and go to sleep. 1551 01:08:43,118 --> 01:08:44,536 And when I wake up, 1552 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:47,122 I'll be back in New York 1553 01:08:48,498 --> 01:08:49,958 at my parent's house. 1554 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:56,298 And this will all have been one long, psychotic dream. 1555 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:04,221 Oh, great! Now we've got rats. 1556 01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:10,519 Big ones. 1557 01:09:19,613 --> 01:09:21,113 Come on in. 1558 01:09:21,114 --> 01:09:23,033 It ain't much, but we'll share it with you. 1559 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:26,327 You the Americanyans? 1560 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:27,287 We used to be. 1561 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,373 We're guests of the Soviet Union now. 1562 01:09:31,249 --> 01:09:34,418 Well, at least you got a window. 1563 01:09:34,419 --> 01:09:36,545 You should see the hole I was in. 1564 01:09:36,546 --> 01:09:38,547 We'll give you the name of our travel agent. 1565 01:09:38,548 --> 01:09:40,633 Yes, we requested that. 1566 01:09:40,634 --> 01:09:42,843 - You Russian? - Latishe. 1567 01:09:42,844 --> 01:09:45,346 Captain Yuri Kuznets, Latvian Air Guard. 1568 01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,890 Wendell Atwill, class of '81. 1569 01:09:47,891 --> 01:09:48,725 Wendell. 1570 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:52,103 Oh. Travis. Dropout. 1571 01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:53,355 So what are you in for? 1572 01:09:55,148 --> 01:09:56,566 Stealing condoms. 1573 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:00,653 What sort of monsters would incarcerate a man 1574 01:10:00,654 --> 01:10:02,571 for stealing a rubber? 1575 01:10:02,572 --> 01:10:07,284 You know, I've had many days to think about this, 1576 01:10:07,285 --> 01:10:10,329 and I have a theory that this place 1577 01:10:10,330 --> 01:10:13,834 is some top-secret military infestation, 1578 01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:15,544 or perhaps underground, 1579 01:10:15,585 --> 01:10:17,420 where people are bored 1580 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:21,924 and need American-style recreational devices. 1581 01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:23,008 You're way off, pal. 1582 01:10:23,009 --> 01:10:24,468 This is a spy school. 1583 01:10:24,469 --> 01:10:27,096 Wait a minute. What sort of devices? 1584 01:10:27,097 --> 01:10:31,308 Stereos, TZ's, compact dicks, naked women, movies. 1585 01:10:31,309 --> 01:10:34,145 You know, the life of luxury. 1586 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:37,273 Listen, I delivered a planeload of these goods 1587 01:10:37,274 --> 01:10:38,316 into this place. 1588 01:10:39,651 --> 01:10:40,485 Don't. 1589 01:10:42,571 --> 01:10:46,450 What is this, piss? 1590 01:10:47,909 --> 01:10:49,452 You didn't happen to deliver those goods 1591 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:50,870 to a Mr. Smith, did you? 1592 01:10:50,871 --> 01:10:53,414 Smith. Bob Smith. Yes, that's him. 1593 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:54,999 And my reward for being a good soldier 1594 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,960 is to get thrown into this stinking hole! 1595 01:10:57,961 --> 01:11:00,964 Gesundheit. 1596 01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:03,382 So you must be a pilot. - Da. 1597 01:11:03,383 --> 01:11:04,592 You have any idea where we are? 1598 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:09,221 Sure. 61 degrees north, 130 degrees east, near Yakutsk. 1599 01:11:09,222 --> 01:11:10,056 Oh, great. 1600 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,974 Is that near anyplace we might've heard of? 1601 01:11:11,975 --> 01:11:16,312 Mmm, 80 miles from Sea of Japan. 1602 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:18,063 - Japan? - Sushi. 1603 01:11:18,064 --> 01:11:19,315 Geisha girls. 1604 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:21,525 Is that where you got your haircut? 1605 01:11:21,526 --> 01:11:23,235 Nyet. 1606 01:11:23,236 --> 01:11:27,615 This town, this entire class of trainees is ruined, 1607 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:30,577 spoiled by American materialism. 1608 01:11:33,330 --> 01:11:36,791 What are you doing? This is my house! 1609 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:38,876 Hey! Hey, that's my water pik. 1610 01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:41,588 Oh! 1611 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,425 We shall send the trainees back to Moscow for retraining. 1612 01:11:46,426 --> 01:11:49,179 This town will be evacuated and destroyed. 1613 01:11:51,097 --> 01:11:52,932 What the hell do you think you guys are doin'? 1614 01:11:52,933 --> 01:11:54,642 Hey, that's our stuff! 1615 01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:56,602 You can't take that! That's my tape! 1616 01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:58,145 And that's my robot! 1617 01:11:58,146 --> 01:12:01,482 Another KGB mess we have to straighten out. 1618 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,484 General, wait, please. 1619 01:12:03,485 --> 01:12:05,445 Listen, I know this is all my fault, 1620 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:09,198 but you can't destroy this town. 1621 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,658 I'm not worried about the trainees, 1622 01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,993 but the residents here, this place is their home. 1623 01:12:12,994 --> 01:12:16,081 They can't just adjust back to life in the Soviet Union. 1624 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,668 Please, wait. If you'll just give me a chance. 1625 01:12:20,710 --> 01:12:24,422 I know of a way to remove the influence of the experts. 1626 01:12:46,194 --> 01:12:47,028 Comrades. 1627 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:49,739 You may not know this, 1628 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:54,243 but Travis and Wendell are real Americans. 1629 01:12:56,162 --> 01:12:58,956 They were brought into the program on my authority, 1630 01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:01,334 and now they have something to say. 1631 01:13:06,631 --> 01:13:09,133 Wendell and I have a little announcement to make. 1632 01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:10,552 After serious thought 1633 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:14,055 and consideration, 1634 01:13:15,307 --> 01:13:16,600 we've come to a decision. 1635 01:13:17,475 --> 01:13:19,728 We are both defecting to Russia. 1636 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,068 Yes, um. 1637 01:13:28,236 --> 01:13:29,154 We're, um, 1638 01:13:32,949 --> 01:13:34,242 capitalist pigs, 1639 01:13:35,118 --> 01:13:37,161 and up until a few moments ago, 1640 01:13:37,162 --> 01:13:40,372 bent on dworld dwomination. 1641 01:13:40,373 --> 01:13:41,499 World domination. 1642 01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:44,043 What did I say? 1643 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:45,003 You said dworld dwomination. 1644 01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:50,467 Look. 1645 01:13:52,052 --> 01:13:53,595 America is screwed up. 1646 01:13:54,554 --> 01:13:55,722 It's, it's, um. 1647 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,390 It stinks. 1648 01:13:58,391 --> 01:14:02,228 - It's, it's pollution. - It's pollution. 1649 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:07,483 I can't. I can't. 1650 01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:09,401 Travis, why don't you think about 1651 01:14:09,402 --> 01:14:10,403 the alternative for a second. 1652 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:17,786 Okay. 1653 01:14:19,746 --> 01:14:22,414 How about giving us a hand here, folks? 1654 01:14:22,415 --> 01:14:23,249 Uh! 1655 01:14:24,584 --> 01:14:25,418 Thank you. 1656 01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:29,922 We're supposed to be betraying our country here. 1657 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,507 It's part of a deal we made with these guys 1658 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,050 in the ugly suits. 1659 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:36,053 They said that if we convince you that we hate America, 1660 01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:37,513 then we get to live, 1661 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:40,015 maybe start a little club somewhere in the gulag. 1662 01:14:40,016 --> 01:14:41,058 Get 'em out of here. 1663 01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:42,685 So what do you say? 1664 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:43,645 Why don't you just play along with this, okay? 1665 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,646 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1666 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,438 We're dead anyway, so I'm gonna say something. 1667 01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:48,023 We do not hate America, okay? 1668 01:14:48,024 --> 01:14:49,775 As a matter of fact, we love it. 1669 01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,276 But we don't expect you to understand that 1670 01:14:51,277 --> 01:14:54,446 because you're Russians pretending to be Americans. 1671 01:14:54,447 --> 01:14:57,117 So why should you understand or even care about us? 1672 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,120 But we trusted you. 1673 01:15:01,705 --> 01:15:05,165 Not as Russians or Americans, but as people. 1674 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:07,584 They didn't know you were Americans. 1675 01:15:07,585 --> 01:15:10,295 They thought you were KGB sent here to test them. 1676 01:15:10,296 --> 01:15:11,797 This has gone far enough. 1677 01:15:11,798 --> 01:15:12,840 You're right. Out! 1678 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:13,717 Just a minute! 1679 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:15,551 There's something that I want to say. 1680 01:15:15,552 --> 01:15:16,969 Sit down and shut up. 1681 01:15:16,970 --> 01:15:18,637 No, you shut up! 1682 01:15:18,638 --> 01:15:19,472 Yeah! 1683 01:15:20,932 --> 01:15:22,224 Go ahead, Gil. 1684 01:15:22,225 --> 01:15:23,184 Okay. 1685 01:15:23,185 --> 01:15:25,102 I was born in this town. 1686 01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:28,647 I drive a Chevy and my favorite show is "The Honeymooners." 1687 01:15:28,648 --> 01:15:32,568 I don't know if I'm American or a Russian or what, 1688 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,403 but I'm not gonna stand here and watch 1689 01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:35,946 any friend of mine get shot. 1690 01:15:35,947 --> 01:15:38,073 That makes two of us! 1691 01:15:38,074 --> 01:15:39,450 Yeah! 1692 01:15:39,451 --> 01:15:41,035 You people seem to be operating 1693 01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:42,286 under the illusion that you are in America. 1694 01:15:42,287 --> 01:15:45,789 You are not. You are in the Soviet Union. 1695 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:47,124 And it's about time that Russians 1696 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:49,084 begin acting like Russians. 1697 01:15:49,085 --> 01:15:50,586 Too late for that, General. 1698 01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:53,714 We've been pretending we are Americans for over 30 years. 1699 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:56,633 We don't want to return to a collective in Minsk 1700 01:15:56,634 --> 01:15:58,594 or Ironworks number 129. 1701 01:15:58,595 --> 01:16:01,221 We like it here. We really like it here! 1702 01:16:01,222 --> 01:16:04,099 I don't know about the rest of you, 1703 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,517 but I want my stuff back. 1704 01:16:05,518 --> 01:16:07,686 Sit down or you will be shot! 1705 01:16:07,687 --> 01:16:09,397 Jones, don't be stupid. 1706 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,899 What are you gonna shoot any of these people for? 1707 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,484 They haven't done anything wrong. 1708 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,736 In fact, neither have Travis and Wendell. 1709 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:18,155 Up until yesterday, they thought they were in Nebraska, 1710 01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:19,324 for God's sake. 1711 01:16:19,365 --> 01:16:21,366 I'm the one who brought them here, Jones. 1712 01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:23,285 If anybody should be shot, it should be me. 1713 01:16:23,286 --> 01:16:24,954 I couldn't agree with you more. 1714 01:16:28,374 --> 01:16:30,084 You fool! 1715 01:16:43,014 --> 01:16:45,433 Oh! Hey, that's mine! 1716 01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:48,186 It's okay. 1717 01:16:49,145 --> 01:16:49,979 It's okay. 1718 01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:56,528 ZZ Top. 1719 01:16:58,071 --> 01:17:01,073 A hell of a way to deflect a 9mm slug, huh? 1720 01:17:04,035 --> 01:17:05,536 Go, go! 1721 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,329 All right, Travis, Wendell, 1722 01:17:07,330 --> 01:17:08,539 I'm gonna need your help. 1723 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,082 We've got to get out to the microwave station 1724 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,500 and cut off communication to this town. 1725 01:17:11,501 --> 01:17:13,335 I do not want them calling Soviet Air Command. 1726 01:17:13,336 --> 01:17:15,964 Okay, fine. How do we get out of here? 1727 01:17:16,005 --> 01:17:18,132 We've got a pilot and a plane. 1728 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:19,384 Bonnie, the pilot's over in jail. 1729 01:17:19,425 --> 01:17:21,969 Get him out. He's a big guy with a flat hair thing. 1730 01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:22,804 Come on. 1731 01:17:31,354 --> 01:17:32,480 All right. Let's go. 1732 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000 Hey! 1733 01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,418 Open the gate! 1734 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:56,003 Open the gate! 1735 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:56,838 Aah! 1736 01:17:59,549 --> 01:18:02,217 Okay, we've overthrown our leaders and put them in jail. 1737 01:18:18,651 --> 01:18:19,985 Wait a second. 1738 01:18:19,986 --> 01:18:21,570 Where are we going? 1739 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:22,738 - The airport! - Where's the airport? 1740 01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:24,156 I'm not sure. Let's find Yuri. 1741 01:18:24,157 --> 01:18:25,365 Whoa! 1742 01:18:30,371 --> 01:18:33,540 Give me this gun! This is a man's job! 1743 01:18:44,594 --> 01:18:46,345 Travis! Travis! Give me that! 1744 01:18:46,346 --> 01:18:48,096 Here! Try this. It's easier to control. 1745 01:18:48,097 --> 01:18:49,766 Nice shooting, cowboy. 1746 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:54,645 Bonnie, get these people to the school! 1747 01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:57,190 Put them on a bus and get them to the airport, now! 1748 01:19:07,867 --> 01:19:10,244 This will hose is holding till I get to the airport. 1749 01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:11,079 What about the guards? 1750 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,039 No sweat, Bob. It's in the bag. 1751 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:15,999 Okay. 1752 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,585 Wendell, come on! 1753 01:19:21,005 --> 01:19:22,673 This isn't gonna work, Yuri. 1754 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:24,759 I'm just much too masculine. 1755 01:19:26,594 --> 01:19:27,636 I don't look like a woman. 1756 01:19:27,637 --> 01:19:30,348 You need to be well hung, like Russian woman. 1757 01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:34,519 - How's this? - Nyet, nyet. Too small. 1758 01:19:35,395 --> 01:19:36,229 Great. 1759 01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:41,526 How about now? 1760 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,278 - Oh, that's good. - Thanks. 1761 01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:45,612 That's enough, Yuri. 1762 01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:47,949 Okay, now. Get ready. Be cold. 1763 01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:01,712 General, I say that you put Mr. Jones back in charge. 1764 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:03,547 And obviously, I'd be second in command 1765 01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:06,216 because this Smith guy has no idea what's going on. 1766 01:20:06,217 --> 01:20:08,260 He has absolutely no idea, General. 1767 01:20:08,261 --> 01:20:10,846 Shut up. Let's get to the airport and stop them. 1768 01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:11,764 Oh, great, great. 1769 01:20:11,765 --> 01:20:13,598 I break you guys out of jail and I should shut up? 1770 01:20:13,599 --> 01:20:15,225 No, wait, wait! 1771 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,704 What is that gonna do? 1772 01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:36,998 It's antifreeze. 1773 01:21:00,813 --> 01:21:02,648 All right, move it. Let's move it. 1774 01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:04,232 Come on, come on. 1775 01:21:04,233 --> 01:21:05,817 Help them up the stairs. 1776 01:21:05,818 --> 01:21:07,361 Wendell, what are you doing in a dress? 1777 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,654 It's kind of a new thing for me. 1778 01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:19,081 Take it easy. 1779 01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:21,000 Watch that bottom step. 1780 01:21:23,586 --> 01:21:25,755 Come on, come on. Hurry. 1781 01:21:28,257 --> 01:21:29,299 I'm so excited. 1782 01:21:29,300 --> 01:21:31,176 We'll be in America. 1783 01:21:31,177 --> 01:21:33,470 We'll find an apartment, and we'll get married, 1784 01:21:33,471 --> 01:21:35,264 and we'll make lots of babies. 1785 01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:39,601 Travis? 1786 01:21:39,602 --> 01:21:42,062 Travis, what are you doing? We're leaving now! 1787 01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:44,816 I've gotta move the fuel truck! 1788 01:21:46,818 --> 01:21:48,485 Yuri! Wait! 1789 01:21:48,486 --> 01:21:50,071 Okay, here we go! 1790 01:21:51,823 --> 01:21:53,365 Travis! 1791 01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:55,200 Wendell! 1792 01:21:55,201 --> 01:21:57,994 Yuri! 1793 01:21:57,995 --> 01:21:59,747 Yuri, stop the plane! 1794 01:22:01,749 --> 01:22:02,667 Oh, shit! 1795 01:22:04,919 --> 01:22:06,045 Yuri! Wait! 1796 01:22:07,839 --> 01:22:09,756 - Come on! - Come on! 1797 01:22:09,757 --> 01:22:12,509 - Hurry! - Grab the ladder! 1798 01:22:18,641 --> 01:22:21,268 Grab my hand, Wendell. 1799 01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:30,778 Let's go! 1800 01:22:35,491 --> 01:22:37,325 Hey, boxhead, thanks for waiting. 1801 01:22:37,326 --> 01:22:38,202 What are you talking about? 1802 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:39,911 You told me to go. 1803 01:22:39,912 --> 01:22:41,621 Stink! We got problems here. 1804 01:22:41,622 --> 01:22:42,457 What's the matter? 1805 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,540 - Take over. - Huh? 1806 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:45,125 I have to go outside. 1807 01:22:45,126 --> 01:22:45,918 I don't know how to fly this thing. 1808 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,335 No, you don't fly. Just steer. 1809 01:22:47,336 --> 01:22:50,630 I'll be back in a minute. I got to flip the flaps. 1810 01:22:50,631 --> 01:22:53,133 I do this all the time. 1811 01:22:57,722 --> 01:22:58,556 Excuse me. 1812 01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:14,905 Jesus Christ, he jumped out of the plane. 1813 01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:16,698 Ah! 1814 01:23:19,410 --> 01:23:20,660 Shoot that man! 1815 01:23:20,661 --> 01:23:21,537 They say it's time to help you out. 1816 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,206 Oh, I suppose you've flown one of these before. 1817 01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:25,415 Oh, yeah, sure. 1818 01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,042 Take over. 1819 01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:28,627 Well, it wasn't exactly a plane. 1820 01:23:28,628 --> 01:23:30,295 It was more like one of them spaceships. 1821 01:23:30,296 --> 01:23:31,421 What? 1822 01:23:31,422 --> 01:23:32,964 You know, like in Air Force One, that video game? 1823 01:23:32,965 --> 01:23:34,425 Oh, that's great, Travis. 1824 01:23:35,468 --> 01:23:37,093 Aah! 1825 01:23:50,691 --> 01:23:51,983 Oh! 1826 01:24:03,996 --> 01:24:05,456 We're almost out of runway. 1827 01:24:07,416 --> 01:24:09,042 Nyet! 1828 01:24:09,043 --> 01:24:10,752 I can't steer this thing! 1829 01:24:13,714 --> 01:24:17,051 Let's just put this puppy in park till Yuri gets back. 1830 01:24:23,641 --> 01:24:25,183 Oh! 1831 01:24:25,184 --> 01:24:26,310 We're in the air, you jerk! 1832 01:24:31,190 --> 01:24:32,983 Ah! 1833 01:24:32,984 --> 01:24:34,609 Don't touch anything! 1834 01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:36,278 What did you call me? 1835 01:24:36,279 --> 01:24:37,238 I called you a jerk, you moron! 1836 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,239 I'm gettin' out of here! 1837 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,990 What's happening in there? 1838 01:24:39,991 --> 01:24:40,825 Nothing. 1839 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:42,867 - Sit back down, Travis! - No, you apologize! 1840 01:24:42,868 --> 01:24:46,037 Okay, Travis, I'm very sorry I called you a moron, 1841 01:24:46,038 --> 01:24:47,873 you brainless pinhead! 1842 01:24:52,628 --> 01:24:54,129 Oh! 1843 01:24:58,384 --> 01:24:59,468 Pull it back! 1844 01:25:08,811 --> 01:25:10,229 - Ouch. - Travis. 1845 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,898 This is it! 1846 01:25:13,899 --> 01:25:18,904 Ah! 1847 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,134 Thanks. 1848 01:25:45,598 --> 01:25:49,184 This will not look good on your record, Jones. 1849 01:25:49,185 --> 01:25:50,644 My record? 1850 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:53,104 I'm not gonna take the blame for this. 1851 01:25:53,105 --> 01:25:55,106 Someone must answer for it. 1852 01:25:55,107 --> 01:25:57,025 Thank you, thank you very much for stopping 1853 01:25:57,026 --> 01:25:57,860 for me back there. 1854 01:25:57,861 --> 01:25:58,902 You know, I could have been killed. 1855 01:25:58,903 --> 01:26:00,945 Oh, well, great. You've let them go. 1856 01:26:00,946 --> 01:26:03,574 Now the Kremlin's gonna have somebody's head for this. 1857 01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:17,003 Five minutes to international airspace! 1858 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:25,887 What are we gonna do with all these people? 1859 01:26:25,888 --> 01:26:26,930 I don't know. 1860 01:26:26,931 --> 01:26:29,182 They can't stay at my place. 1861 01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:36,857 ♪ Come on ♪ 1862 01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:41,152 Well, Travis, everybody's certainly getting adjusted. 1863 01:26:41,153 --> 01:26:43,446 The state department's certainly being very cooperative. 1864 01:26:43,447 --> 01:26:46,032 Ah, so you're coming over to this side, huh? 1865 01:26:46,033 --> 01:26:48,244 Well now, Travis, let me put it this way. 1866 01:26:49,161 --> 01:26:53,081 There is a time to talk, and there's a time to dance. 1867 01:26:53,082 --> 01:26:53,916 Elizabeth? 1868 01:26:58,045 --> 01:26:59,546 Cheers, old sport. 1869 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,089 Hey, okay. 1870 01:27:01,090 --> 01:27:04,259 Travis, I have to thank you for allowing me 1871 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:06,928 to meet my future wife, Bridget. 1872 01:27:06,929 --> 01:27:08,388 What happened to the old one? 1873 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:12,934 Oh, this? Well, I wore this to keep the chicks away. 1874 01:27:12,935 --> 01:27:15,603 A guy's got to sleep, you know, huh? 1875 01:27:15,604 --> 01:27:16,439 Mmm. 1876 01:27:20,067 --> 01:27:21,735 - Travis. - Nathan? 1877 01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:23,446 What it is. Ladies? 1878 01:27:26,157 --> 01:27:28,242 - Come on and dance, Travis. - Nah. 1879 01:27:30,327 --> 01:27:34,205 ♪ Get serious, stop pretending ♪ 1880 01:27:34,206 --> 01:27:39,211 ♪ You know it's time to face the truth ♪ 1881 01:27:39,253 --> 01:27:40,378 Travis, what are you doing? 1882 01:27:40,379 --> 01:27:42,798 I was just getting some fresh air, that's all. 1883 01:27:47,344 --> 01:27:49,846 Hey, what's the matter? 1884 01:27:49,847 --> 01:27:52,682 You know, I've been worried about our new friends, you know? 1885 01:27:52,683 --> 01:27:53,892 You know, they're immigrants. 1886 01:27:53,893 --> 01:27:55,894 I don't think they're gonna survive in this town. 1887 01:27:55,895 --> 01:27:57,228 Okay, wait. 1888 01:27:57,229 --> 01:27:58,563 Travis, first of all, 1889 01:27:58,564 --> 01:27:59,647 just about everybody in America is an immigrant 1890 01:27:59,648 --> 01:28:01,566 or was at some time. 1891 01:28:01,567 --> 01:28:03,234 And secondly, I think they're a lot better off here 1892 01:28:03,235 --> 01:28:06,154 than they were in some airport in Russia. 1893 01:28:06,155 --> 01:28:07,197 But they're not used to it. 1894 01:28:07,198 --> 01:28:10,450 You see, I don't think they're gonna be happy here. 1895 01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:11,619 How can you say that? 1896 01:28:12,703 --> 01:28:14,454 I don't know. 1897 01:28:14,455 --> 01:28:15,747 Do you think that there's maybe a town 1898 01:28:15,748 --> 01:28:18,250 in this country that's just like the one in Russia? 1899 01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:00,834 Well, Travis, what do you think? 1900 01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:02,086 I don't know. 1901 01:29:03,462 --> 01:29:04,797 Hey, kid! - Yeah? 1902 01:29:05,714 --> 01:29:07,257 - Keep it! - Thanks! 1903 01:29:07,258 --> 01:29:08,424 We're here. 1904 01:29:08,425 --> 01:29:10,802 All right, everybody. Let's go. 1905 01:29:10,803 --> 01:29:15,139 ♪ Just another little speck on the map ♪ 1906 01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:17,016 ♪ But folks who come from here ♪ 1907 01:29:17,017 --> 01:29:21,437 ♪ Know where it's at ♪ 1908 01:29:21,438 --> 01:29:26,443 ♪ A stop on the greyhound line ♪ 1909 01:29:28,946 --> 01:29:33,199 ♪ The stores are closing when the sun goes down ♪ 1910 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:38,205 ♪ The horizon ends at the edge of town ♪ 1911 01:29:40,249 --> 01:29:45,254 ♪ And that suits us just fine ♪ 1912 01:29:46,422 --> 01:29:49,215 ♪ Oh, we like it that way ♪ 1913 01:29:49,216 --> 01:29:54,221 ♪ In hometown, USA ♪ 1914 01:29:56,807 --> 01:30:01,477 ♪ Ain't no big city thrills and no city fears ♪ 1915 01:30:01,478 --> 01:30:03,146 ♪ And you don't need it ♪ 1916 01:30:03,147 --> 01:30:07,859 ♪ If you can't get it here ♪ 1917 01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:12,865 ♪ Even if you leave us behind ♪ 1918 01:30:14,491 --> 01:30:19,496 ♪ Your heart will stay in hometown, USA ♪ 1919 01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:26,002 ♪ You might go away ♪ 1920 01:30:26,003 --> 01:30:28,338 ♪ But your heart will stay ♪ 1921 01:30:28,339 --> 01:30:33,009 ♪ And you'll find yourself headin' back someday ♪ 1922 01:30:33,010 --> 01:30:38,015 ♪ To hometown, USA ♪ 1923 01:30:40,684 --> 01:30:45,355 ♪ Big-hearted people with small town ways ♪ 1924 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:50,361 ♪ Everybody here was born and raised ♪ 1925 01:30:51,654 --> 01:30:56,659 ♪ Livin' in central time ♪ 1926 01:30:58,535 --> 01:31:03,540 ♪ Our hearts will stay in hometown, USA ♪ 1927 01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:10,129 ♪ Ain't no big city thrills ♪ 1928 01:31:10,130 --> 01:31:12,924 ♪ And no city fear ♪ 1929 01:31:12,925 --> 01:31:14,592 ♪ And you don't need it ♪ 1930 01:31:14,593 --> 01:31:19,347 ♪ If you can't get it here ♪ 1931 01:31:19,348 --> 01:31:24,353 ♪ Even if you leave us behind ♪ 1932 01:31:26,105 --> 01:31:31,110 ♪ Your heart will stay in hometown, USA ♪ 1933 01:31:35,239 --> 01:31:37,532 ♪ You might go away ♪ 1934 01:31:37,533 --> 01:31:39,867 ♪ But your heart will stay ♪ 1935 01:31:39,868 --> 01:31:44,455 ♪ And you'll find yourself headin' back someday ♪ 1936 01:31:44,456 --> 01:31:49,461 ♪ To hometown, USA ♪ 1937 01:31:52,214 --> 01:31:56,592 ♪ Big-hearted people with small town ways ♪ 1938 01:31:56,593 --> 01:32:01,598 ♪ Everybody here was born and raised ♪ 1939 01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:08,105 ♪ Livin' in central time ♪ 1940 01:32:09,982 --> 01:32:12,233 ♪ Our hearts will stay ♪ 1941 01:32:12,234 --> 01:32:17,239 ♪ In hometown, USA ♪ 1942 01:32:18,741 --> 01:32:21,492 ♪ Oh, our hearts will stay ♪ 1943 01:32:21,493 --> 01:32:24,371 ♪ In hometown, USA ♪ 1944 01:33:00,407 --> 01:33:04,994 ♪ Ain't no fear ♪ 1945 01:33:04,995 --> 01:33:10,000 ♪ You're gonna like it here ♪ 1946 01:33:10,167 --> 01:33:15,172 ♪ Hometown, USA ♪ 1947 01:33:15,297 --> 01:33:19,217 ♪ Hometown, hometown ♪ 1948 01:33:19,218 --> 01:33:22,845 ♪ You might call it ♪ 1949 01:33:22,846 --> 01:33:24,765 ♪ Yeah ♪ 126144