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We saw the Earth destroyed.
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And in a heartbeat,
everything and everyone we knew...
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was gone.
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There were five of us.
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The crew of the space shuttle Odyssey.
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And we were the only survivors.
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The mysterious being
who called himself The Seeker...
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rescued us and sent us back in time.
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And now we have five years to live over.
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Five years to discover who or what
destroyed the earth.
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Five years to stop from it happening again.
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The man assured health officials
that his member got caught...
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in the vacuum during an unfortunate
incident while house-cleaning...
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and not intimacy with the appliance.
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This is Morning Breath, Houston's--
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Dear Kurt.
You only use ice when you're drinking...
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so I assume you're in a phase
of slow self-destruction.
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Funny, don't you think?
After all you've done to fuck up your life...
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it's left to me to give you this warning.
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But then no one loves you like I do.
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You just read this carefully, Kurt...
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if you want to keep on living.
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So I found this website
that specialises in blank projects.
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There's this guy in California,
collects government documents.
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He's got over 10,000 of them online...
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so I'm hoping I can get a hit on Bright Sky.
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You all still waiting on the fellow
with the earring?
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Honey, this here table is growing weeds.
I want to order some food.
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All right, honey, all right.
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So today's special is
the Mother and Child Reunion.
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-What?
-It's chicken and eggs.
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-Speak of the devil.
-Well, there he is.
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Who's that with him? It's....
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-ls that who I think it is?
-What?
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I think so.
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She wins again, the Queen of SATR: Karena.
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Oh, my God! It is. That's Karena.
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-I'll give you all a moment.
-That's Karena.
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Hello, everyone.
Everyone, this is Karen Raines.
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Sarah Forbes, Neil Taggart, Angela Perry...
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and, of course, Roger Ramjet,
Hero of Our Nation.
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-Charmed.
-Nice to meet you.
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-I need cigarettes.
-Of course, you do, darling.
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Yeah.
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Get a room.
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-ls that Karena?
-Oh, not yet. She will be.
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I told you.
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At the present moment,
she's a waitress at Sizzler, of all places.
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-Karena, what's that, a shampoo?
-She's the Queen of SATR...
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or she will be.
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SATR? Now what are we talking about,
Passover, Last Supper, what?
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You know what, Chuck,
it's hip to be square, except in your case.
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It's South American Techno Rap, Dad.
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It's gonna sweep the planet
in a couple of years.
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-Techno what?
-Rap.
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Techno Rap.
And you're looking at her new manager.
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-Jesus, Kurt, what are you doing?
-I'm gonna launch the SATR craze now.
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Isn't that brilliant? Very soon that girl's
gonna be worth $100 million.
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Oh, that's right, I forgot. That's why
The Seeker sent us down here. To get rich.
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Hey, what's wrong with smelling
a little solid gold along the way, Chuckie?
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I don't know about you, Kurt, but I'm in it
for the long haul, not the short bet.
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Look around, Chuck.
We're a long way from the fucking Odyssey.
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I think you lost your memory, Kurt.
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Last time I looked,
we were trying to save the world...
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and I don't find that frivolous.
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Well, I don't find making money
and living well frivolous.
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-You're making an ass out of yourself.
-Are you actually dating this girl?
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-I think he's in it for the gravy.
-You know me.
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I never go for half measures.
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We got married this weekend,
didn't we, darling?
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-Yes, we did.
-Yeah.
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So I thought you said
they were your best friends.
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Let's not talk about them, shall we?
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Let's talk about how much I love your voice.
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Yeah, but what were you saying
about my look?
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You're going to have to work
on your body art.
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You're going to be known for it, you see.
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This'll start a new trend.
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Thousands of people will want
to copy every symbol you wear.
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You always talk about these things
like they've already happened.
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-ln my mind, they have.
-What do you mean?
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-Trust me.
-I don't know, Kurt.
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You seem to have a lot of faith in me...
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and I just hope I don't let you down.
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Believe me, darling.
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The day will come when you can't even go
to the 7-Eleven...
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without causing a riot.
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Every woman will want to be you.
Every man will wanna make love to you.
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And they'll be eating their hearts out
because I'm the one who gets to do it.
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Life can be so beautiful.
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-Know these guys?
-No.
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Hello.
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It's called Beta-Genics.
It's a multi-national conglomerate.
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Its main office is in Urbana, lllinois.
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They just applied for a patent
for a new gene therapy procedure.
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-Okay.
-Earth to Angela.
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-Sorry.
-It's Kurt, isn't it?
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-No.
-Oh, please. I saw your face...
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when he waltzed in the bar
with that young chippy.
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Oh, you're reading way too much into this.
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Kurt and I had a thing in the distant past.
Trust me, he's way too draining to be with.
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Oh, God, I can imagine.
He's such a little boy.
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A brilliant little boy,
but a little boy nonetheless.
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-That new girl, she's just his boy-toy.
-She's his wife.
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That's a reality. I'm gonna get some coffee.
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-What's wrong?
-I don't know. I just got a little dizzy.
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Maybe I'm coming down with something.
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Well, I didn't get any hits
on Bright Sky specifically...
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but there's something going on
at Douglas Aimright.
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They just got the contract
for the new orbital propulsion system.
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-I heard.
-Yeah, well, there's more to it than that.
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I found some documents
on this website that suggests...
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there might be a black project
hidden in that contract.
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I'm gonna need a couple more days
to figure it all out...
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so in the meantime,
I have a trig test to study for.
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-What are you suggesting, I leave?
-Let me tell you...
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taking these high school exams again
is like the classic bad dream...
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-and I'm not waking up.
-Well, wake up to this.
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Why don't you go clean out the garage
like your mother said.
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-She did?
-Yeah.
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-I don't remember.
-What's this?
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-That's not mine.
-Forget it. I'll give you a hand.
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Rule one: You never wanna
piss your mother off.
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And regarding the garage, you always
wanna do a little maintenance control so....
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-This is a Euro 250.
-That's right.
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Wait a minute. Is this the bike
that was in the window at Woodman's?
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-Yes, sir.
-This is the one--
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This is the one
that your mother did not want you to have...
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'cause you're such a reckless youth.
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-What?
-What?
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-The bike. You don't like it? What?
-No. Yeah. Dad, it's a great bike.
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-It's just....
-Just what?
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It's the great bike I wanted when I was 17.
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-Shit.
-And I'm 22.
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Remember, we work together.
I got a condo, a Porsche, and a Harley.
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So.... Had a condo,
Porsche, and a Harley.
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Look, son. Your mother ain't ever
gonna let you have a Harley-Davidson.
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Let me get that straight now.
I give you a Harley-Davidson...
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I have to head for the tall grass.
You know what I'm saying?
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So let's just start with the 250 and
build back up to the Harley-Davidson.
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-Meanwhile, clean out the garage.
-Yeah.
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I love the smell of a woman's sweat
in the morning.
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-Muscles rippling, pecs flexing.
-I think you need a new line there, buddy.
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My God, darling, the music business
is the tenth circle of hell.
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You think they'd recognise talent
when they see it.
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All they are is afraid of their own shadows.
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Yeah? You in the music business?
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So to speak. Trying to launch Karena
is like pushing Public Enemy at Woodstock.
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The right sound at the wrong time,
believe me.
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Good luck with that.
Sounds like you'll need it.
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All right, you're upset.
I guess I don't blame you.
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-Why would I be upset?
-Oh, come on, I'm not an idiot.
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You're pretty convincing.
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Is it the way I broke the news
about Karen and l? Is that it?
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Look, am I supposed to know
what you mean?
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Stop playing dumb.
Now look, I wasn't trying to be a jerk.
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I know I shouldn't have sprung it
on you like that, but, come on.
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-Whatever you say.
-Angela?
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Hey! Get your hands off me.
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How do you know my name?
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If this is a joke, it's not funny
and I don't get it.
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-I'm not laughing.
-ls this guy bothering you?
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Mind your own business, Conan.
We're having a conversation.
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-No, we're not.
-Yes, we are.
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-Stay out of my face.
-All right, let's go.
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Take your hands away from me.
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-Angela, why are you doing this?
-Do you know this loser?
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-I've never seen him before.
-What?
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Don't ever touch a woman you don't know.
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Next one might make you a soprano.
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The exit, this way? Thank you.
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Shit!
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The entire world's at stake
and you don't call that frivolous?
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I call it saving my insanity.
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I got a new distributor cap
and the damn boost won't sit.
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I have no idea what that means.
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-Chuck?
-Yeah.
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-Something's wrong.
-What?
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It's about Angela.
I'm really worried about her.
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-What about her?
-I went to see her at her gym.
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She had no idea who I was.
First I thought it was a put-on...
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that she was pissed off at me or something,
but I was wrong. It was completely real.
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What the hell do you think it is?
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I don't know. Maybe some
lingering effect from her concussion...
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-maybe something more serious.
-Or maybe she's just getting your goat.
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-She likes to push your buttons.
-I know, but I think...
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you should see for yourself.
Will you do that for me?
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I'll give it a whirl. So how's your
first 100 million going, Mario?
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I'm working on it.
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-How's married life?
-Oh, heaven on Earth.
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She wants go to Epcot for the honeymoon.
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The mere mention of the word Orlando
gives me nightmares.
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I think I would have had to put
my foot down if she insisted on Legoland.
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You know, despite what you think,
I'm all for saving the world.
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I just wanna have a little fun while doing it,
that's all.
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-Hey, it's good to have you back, dude.
-Where'd I go?
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You tell me. When you started hanging out...
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with those computer geek twins
and getting good grades, for fuck's sake...
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-you had me worried, man.
-Yeah, it's all kind of a haze.
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But this bike definitely redeems you,
my friend.
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-It's the shit, ain't it?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, it's the shit.
-Yeah, it is.
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Hey, you remember our Evel Knievel days...
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jumping Mr Bentley's hedges
on our 10-speeds?
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Yeah, see if this doesn't bring back
some memories.
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Yeah, it does, dude.
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You never made it
over Bentley's hedges, either.
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Kids buy records they can dance to.
No one will dance to this stuff.
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It's too tribal. Too non-urban.
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Really, Nostradamus?
Well, what if I were to tell you...
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that SATR's going to become
the biggest thing since hip-hop...
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-world-wide, huge beyond belief.
-SATR music?
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-It's short for South American Techno Rap.
-Listen, Mandel.
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-Mendel.
-Yeah, Mendel, don't get me wrong, okay?
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I mean, the girl's got some ability,
a pleasant voice, limited range.
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-You know, not bad, but nothing special.
-Nothing special.
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Perhaps you shouldn't have come to L.A.
Take her to Nashville. Try the country scene.
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-That might be more up her alley.
-Right.
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-lrregardless--
-There's no such word.
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-lrregardless, we're simply not interested.
-Okay.
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Now you listen to me. You don't know it yet,
but your label's in big, big trouble.
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-Oh, is it?
-Yes, it is.
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Chantel, the great Chantel star,
is secretly obsessing about her weight.
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She's headed to rehab addicted to laxatives.
226
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It would almost be funny
if it weren't so tragic.
227
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-Mr Mendel--
-Dr Mendel, thank you.
228
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,359
-Spaghetti-hair, there.
-Road Gross.
229
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,318
Road Gross. Yes, an appropriate name.
He's gonna choke on his own vomit.
230
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,550
He's gonna go from gross to gone.
It gets worse.
231
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,110
Two of the members of the Buff and Tumble
Boys are about to come out of the closet.
232
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,431
No more big TV spots,
no more million-dollar endorsements.
233
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Irregardless of what you and your
alphabetically-challenged team may think...
234
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you need to take a chance.
Sign Karena and you may save your label.
235
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,229
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
236
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,317
You know your way out, right?
237
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,475
Well, if this ain't the apotheosis
of every parent's bad dream...
238
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to see the kid in jail.
239
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,193
-Any cuts, any bruises?
-No, I'm fine.
240
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,430
-You get me out of here?
-Yeah. He's doing the paperwork.
241
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,750
-That was a pretty stupid stunt.
-Yeah. Spare me the lecture.
242
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,479
What happened to "I'm 22, not 17.
I got a Porsche, a condo.
243
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,516
-"l got a Harley-Davidson."
-A Harley?
244
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,272
-Yeah, I wish.
-You wish?
245
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,716
Look, I learnt my lesson, okay, Dad?
Can we just go home?
246
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,509
Listen, we got a bigger problem.
I talked to Kurt and for once he's right.
247
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,110
Seems that Angela's got a little brain
damage. I mean, she doesn't remember him.
248
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,634
She doesn't remember Kurt.
She doesn't remember the Odyssey...
249
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,632
-doesn't remember the mission. Nothing.
-What mission?
250
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,952
Kurt's mission. My mission. Angela....
251
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,956
Oh, right. Listen, I'm going to hold off
on that custody release order.
252
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,588
-What?
-I'll just get back to you in about--
253
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,715
What?
254
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,189
I know, I know.
You're going to hate hearing this...
255
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,555
but you will thank me one day.
256
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,235
-I promise.
-What? Oh, you're shitting me, Dad!
257
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,393
Come on!
258
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,353
-Chuck Taggart?
-Wow, I got to tell you.
259
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,830
Thank God. Because I know it's gonna
sound a little nutty, but I'm really happy...
260
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,990
that you know who I am because....
261
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,798
I mean, you're not surprised to see me,
are you?
262
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,519
Well, yeah, I am a little surprised
to see you here.
263
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,876
-Sure.
-Here? Oh. Right. Is Paul here?
264
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,397
No, he's not. The coast is clear. Come on in.
265
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,758
Corey. Hey, this is Chuck Taggart.
He's an astronaut.
266
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,111
-For real? He go in space and stuff?
-Yeah. I go into space and stuff.
267
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,754
-You want to go into space with me?
-Can l, Mom?
268
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,876
-Not today, honey.
-Well, I'll tell you what, champ.
269
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,791
We'll take a rain check.
By then you can go into space...
270
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,757
maybe one day when mom says it's okay.
Okay?
271
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,478
-Okay.
-Okay.
272
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,512
He looks strong. He looks healthy.
He's great.
273
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,160
He's strong, all right. He just broke my vase.
274
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,439
Listen, Sarah, we got a big problem.
We got some big glitch...
275
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,511
-with the Odyssey.
-The Odyssey?
276
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,113
-As in Homer, Ulysses, Odyssey?
-Homer.
277
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,990
You know, when I came
through that door just then, I mean...
278
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,957
you really knew me, right?
I mean, you didn't know me...
279
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,679
because you're a television personality
and I've been on television...
280
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,479
-or did you, you knew me personally, right?
-Yes. I know you personally.
281
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,391
We met each other last summer at NASA...
282
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,675
when I was doing that piece
on the budget cuts.
283
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,309
-Shit.
-Chuck, why did you come here?
284
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,429
I gotta go.
285
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,313
Holy shit.
286
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,634
Karen. I'm home.
287
00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,872
Hey, honey, you're just in time.
We're celebrating my non-success.
288
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,030
Hello, darling.
What the hell's going on here?
289
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,588
Don't worry, baby. It's just a little tea party.
290
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,911
Some old friends dropped by.
Those, over there, those are my boys.
291
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,389
Your boys. Yes.
When I read your unauthorised biography...
292
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,552
-they must've left out a lot of shit.
-What?
293
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,914
Nothing, nothing, darling. Nothing.
294
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,195
I know, they hated my demo in L.A.,
didn't they?
295
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,191
There's only a couple of record companies
in L.A.
296
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,998
There's many more where they came from.
Don't worry.
297
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,878
Why don't you just give up
because I'm never going to make it, okay?
298
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,791
I am no star. I don't even sing that well.
299
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,677
You're the only one
who thinks I sing very well.
300
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,149
It's not gonna be that way for long.
I promise.
301
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,676
-But you have to work with me.
-What else am I supposed to do?
302
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,070
You can start by telling these multiple
sinners to get the fuck out of my house.
303
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,993
You know, you should tell them yourself.
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
304
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,676
Chovo. Chovo D., this is my old man.
This is Kurt.
305
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,394
Chovo D. Pleasure.
306
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,233
Doesn't surprise me
that you'd marry an old man, Karen.
307
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,552
-You didn't know she was into antiques?
-But I mean, I at least figured he'd be rich...
308
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,835
-or handsome or some shit.
-You're welcome.
309
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,230
I'm going to go get a drink,
if you'll excuse me. Thank you.
310
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,111
-He's like that.
-He's like that, huh?
311
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,158
Well, I don't like that.
312
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,555
Oh, hello.
313
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,559
So, Karen tells me you got some kind
of freakish gift.
314
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,758
-Some shit about you can see the future?
-Well, though she's a very excitable girl...
315
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,990
I wouldn't take anything she says
too literally, really.
316
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,789
Says you're a big gambling man.
Haven't lost a football bet all year.
317
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,348
Well, again, something of an exaggeration.
318
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,275
You might have impressed Karen
with your big words and your fancy car.
319
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:42,309
Let me tell you something.
It's time to impress me. You get my drift?
320
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,110
Yes, crystal.
Any friend of hers is a friend of mine.
321
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,033
-What can I do for you?
-I want you to use your psycho powers.
322
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,998
I believe "psychic" is the word
you're looking for.
323
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,755
I'm in the hole and I need a big win.
You understand?
324
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,831
-Yes.
-One game Sunday.
325
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,990
A sure winner against the spread.
326
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,718
-And don't get it wrong.
-Right. Let's see, let's see.
327
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,952
Sunday, the Falcons. The Falcons, yes.
328
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,191
-The Falcons will crush the Saints.
-The fucking Falcons?
329
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,718
They haven't crushed anybody.
You better not be yanking my chain.
330
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,555
Use your two points. I'm sure of it.
It's.... Trust me.
331
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,115
Well, if it ain't Mr Frivolity....
332
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,391
-Here comes the cavalry.
-I'm dropping five bills on your Falcons.
333
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,916
-So you better have it right, for your sake.
-Right.
334
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,589
-We go way back.
-So I see.
335
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,238
What the fuck you doing here?
You look like a cop.
336
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,915
Hell, I just slid in on the deal, brother.
What do you think, I'm a fucking square?
337
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,117
We got bigger problems.
Bigger than you think. We gotta talk.
338
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,519
-Oh, really, talk?
-Here?
339
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,397
Well, everybody's too busy...
340
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,471
destroying the place
to pay any attention to us.
341
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,596
-Shoot.
-Well, listen, they've all forgotten it.
342
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,150
They've all forgotten the jump in time.
Neil, Angela, Sarah, all of them.
343
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,073
I had to watch what I was saying.
They'd have thought I lost my marbles.
344
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,151
Well, if it's happening to three of us,
then you and l--
345
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,199
No, it's not-- Wait, wait, just wait.
346
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,195
-Chuck. Chuck? Chuck!
-What?
347
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,349
-What?
-Yeah!
348
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,352
Well, look, it's got something to do
with this download five years ago...
349
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,193
of our consciousness of five years
in the future, to now, which is now.
350
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,397
It's got to be something with time
travelling and, hell, that ain't my mιtier.
351
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,040
-That's your speciality.
-It's not my speciality. I'm a geneticist.
352
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,270
I don't know anything about time travel.
353
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,590
Besides, time travel isn't a science.
It's a fiction.
354
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,638
Fiction? Your whole goddamn life's
a fiction, man!
355
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,948
Jesus Christ!
356
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,432
We need to do something here.
We're the only two left. You get that?
357
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,318
-And you gotta think!
-I do know this one guy.
358
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,551
He's a theoretical physicist.
His speciality is time travel.
359
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,393
-And his name is Casper Van Dyke.
-Van Dyke? He's a painter?
360
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,951
No, no, he's not the painter.
His name's, anyway, he's a pompous arse.
361
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,508
He's really quite brilliant.
I've done three conferences with him.
362
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,828
-He may be the man.
-Anything.
363
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,754
-Let's just get the fuck out of here!
-Well, you lead the way. Come on.
364
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,116
They play the Saints twice this year.
And you know what?
365
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,795
I think I might've gotten my games mixed up
so please tell your charming friend, Chovo...
366
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,632
not to wage on the Falcons. Please.
367
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,918
It's hard to explain, but it's very important.
Very important.
368
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,153
-Bye-bye, darling. Bye.
-What the hell is this?
369
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,437
So I called Van Dyke and told him we're
working on a time travel novel together.
370
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,397
-Time travel novel?
-Like what happened to us...
371
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,040
except I changed the names
and called it Odyssey 5.
372
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,997
There's five of us. We were on the Odyssey.
373
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,229
I get it, I get it.
374
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,436
So we're coming to him because
we're hitting a wall...
375
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,876
-and we need to work on key story points.
-Like memory loss. Why--
376
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,713
Bingo. Welcome to the tortured world
of writer's block.
377
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,997
-I see.
-NASA? Lame costume, dude.
378
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,274
-Charming.
-Yeah.
379
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,238
So what the hell is a theoretical physicist
doing in a joint like this?
380
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,753
Well, there's something
I neglected to mention.
381
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,876
He's not actually a practising physicist.
382
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,111
He's more of a science fiction writer.
An award-winning science fiction writer.
383
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,556
Wrote such successes, such as
Time Squared, Two Times Two...
384
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,471
things like that, you know?
385
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,199
Sweet Jesus.
386
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,513
You have to face reality, people.
387
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,515
Time travel, as a concept, is right out there
with warp drives, beam-me-up...
388
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,438
teleportation and UFOs.
389
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,558
All stories of time travel,
my novels included...
390
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,188
are exercises in mental masturbation.
391
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,510
Real world physics
simply doesn't allow for it.
392
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,433
-Just trust me.
-Yes.
393
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,918
Your novel, Time Marching On,
is plagued by fallacies and inconsistencies.
394
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,553
Fallacies and inconsistencies?
395
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,279
Page 43. Two theoretical mistakes.
396
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,278
They're on one page. I mean, come on.
You got Adison Barnes...
397
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,599
just walking right into the temporal access
port without even switching on his--
398
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,877
Perhaps if you spent a little more time
reading carefully...
399
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,916
and a little less time
trying to grow a moustache...
400
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,319
we wouldn't be having this discussion.
401
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,868
I'm just trying to keep your work honest.
I wrote you a letter.
402
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,397
My work is infinitely better than your
taste in flood pants and I got your letter.
403
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,431
There were chocolate stains in the margins.
404
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,748
Are we in hell?
405
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,554
Check your convention brochures. It says:
406
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,754
"Acclaimed lecturer, Casper Van Dyke."
Last time I looked, that was me...
407
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,070
unless you wish to correct me, of course?
408
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,312
Some of you may subscribe to the tenet
that everyone is entitled to an opinion.
409
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,152
But not while I'm on stage.
410
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,995
Right. Back to reality.
411
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,389
As I was saying, time travel:
simply not possible.
412
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,072
So I have fans at NASA?
Doesn't surprise me.
413
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,116
We read everything
we can get our hands on.
414
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,880
-Which is your personal favourite?
-My favourite?
415
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,599
-Of my novels.
-Time. The one about time.
416
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,399
-The one about New York, Times Square.
-Time Squared.
417
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,674
-Squared. That's the one.
-Yeah.
418
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,513
-That has nothing to do with New York.
-Forgive him. He's an astronaut.
419
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,990
So this story of yours, I'll help you
brainstorm, but it'll have to be next week.
420
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,992
Next week's too late.
We have an agenda, a deadline.
421
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,593
Well, what's in it for me?
422
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,275
A first-class VlP tour through
the NASA Space Centre.
423
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,998
Yes. And a share of the royalties.
424
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,798
-My usual consultant split?
-Yes. Yes.
425
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,438
-Okay. How can I help?
-All right.
426
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,988
It's a problem concerning the transfer
of future consciousness.
427
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,308
And this problem is?
428
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,676
Well, as I told you, if two astronauts
lose their future memories like the others...
429
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,275
there'll be no one left
to stop the Earth from being destroyed.
430
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,512
And the question you need answered is,
what is causing the memory loss?
431
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,828
-Right.
-Yeah.
432
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:20,149
I'm telling you, lose The Seeker completely.
It takes up way too much time in the story.
433
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,677
And this whole business of aliens
assuming human form. I mean, come on.
434
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,632
It's the oldest trope in the genre.
435
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,269
The kind of stuff they pull in TV
when they want to save money on make-up.
436
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,478
The Seeker is the goddamn story.
Deal with it!
437
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,279
Excuse me, F. Scott-Buzz Aldrin.
438
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,433
Casper, we need to focus
on what causes the memory loss.
439
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,069
What's the fly in the ointment
concerning the consciousness transfer?
440
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,799
Why are these people losing
their future memories?
441
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,673
You are asking me to ignore
one monumental flaw...
442
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,591
and concentrate
on another monumental flaw.
443
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,069
No. I have to look at the whole picture.
444
00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,154
I haven't begun to address the concept
of how an orbital shuttle in low Earth orbit...
445
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,232
could possibly survive the turbulence
caused by planetary collapse.
446
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,276
The gravitational flux alone
would be enough to cause...
447
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,636
every single person
in that spacecraft to turn into Jell-O.
448
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,797
Would you get this dork back on track
before I kill him?
449
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,270
-Hey, I am sitting right here.
-Gee, I'd have never noticed.
450
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,874
Listening to this egg-head
is giving me worms.
451
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,518
Casper, just listen.
452
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,310
-No. I don't work with maniacs.
-Casper. Cut him some slack.
453
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,268
Between you and me,
he's at the end of his career.
454
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,318
His NASA days are numbered.
This novel writing is all he's got left.
455
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,594
It's pathetic.
456
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,635
All right, so why wouldn't the future
consciousness hold? What could disrupt it?
457
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,793
What if The Seeker....
Does he have to be this old man, the alien--
458
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,711
Casper, I'm going to strangle you!
459
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,231
Suppose The Seeker...
460
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,437
was actually the force
behind the destruction of the world...
461
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,830
and he used the astronauts as puppets...
462
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,754
-to start the whole thing five years ago--
-What's that got to do with that?
463
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,750
-I haven't figured that out yet.
-Chuck?
464
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,593
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
No one touches my computer.
465
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,796
Chuck. Chuck!
466
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,753
Is he all right?
467
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,949
Chuck, why did you do that?
What does it mean?
468
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,429
I don't know. It was a sudden urge.
469
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,672
Like when you quit smoking and you have
a big meal and you want a cigarette.
470
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,754
-Neil.
-What about him?
471
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,515
I saw these symbols on Neil's computer
before I went to the jail.
472
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,671
-Then he'd had his future memory loss.
-Who's Neil?
473
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,279
One of the characters from the novel.
474
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,793
You guys are taking this thing
way too seriously.
475
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,476
-Chuck, snap out of it. Chuck, come on.
-Yeah.
476
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,032
-Come on.
-Yeah.
477
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,031
-Are you all right?
-Yeah.
478
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:55,033
Right. We may only have a few minutes
or days before you lose your memory.
479
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,111
Just hang in there.
We need to compare these symbols...
480
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,349
to the ones on Neil's computer.
481
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,873
-Right. Can I ask you something?
-Yes.
482
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,155
Where in the world
did you meet that dipshit?
483
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,310
Oh, it's a long story.
484
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,994
-Oh, God.
-What now?
485
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,436
-Nice paint job, Mario.
-Well, well, look here, y'all.
486
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,795
If it isn't the psychic hot line asshole.
487
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,431
-I take it my wife never reached you.
-Falcons 10, Saints 28.
488
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,154
And I gave three points
thanks to you, asshole.
489
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,312
-That's why they call it gambling.
-Well, now I'm out five grand.
490
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,470
-So what do you call that?
-Losing.
491
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,472
Now, I was just going to cap this one here...
492
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,915
but I think you need a trip
to the morgue, too, Grandpa.
493
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,511
My, my.
Just look at the lowlifes you two attract.
494
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,277
You know this ain't done yet.
495
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,875
Right.
496
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,429
By the way, if any of my ideas
accidentally show up in your book...
497
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,712
-my lawyer will be contacting you.
-Wonderful.
498
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,834
-I think you'd better drive.
-Right.
499
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,275
The symbols that you and Neil typed must
be some kind of unconscious response.
500
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,635
They must be part of a larger key.
They have to be.
501
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,679
-I need a.... I need some aspirin.
-Get me a crate of it.
502
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,149
-Yeah.
-Chuck, this is remarkable.
503
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,356
Both texts are nearly identical,
like pieces of the same binary puzzle...
504
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,192
but incomplete somehow. You should come
see this. It's really quite remarkable.
505
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,750
-Who are you?
-I beg your pardon?
506
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,679
-What are you doing in my house?
-You let me in.
507
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,113
You don't remember.
508
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,514
No.
509
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,914
And then there was one.
510
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:05,755
-Chuck?
-Sit down. Sit down.
511
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,995
You are sitting in my son's room
in front of my son's computer...
512
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,430
in my house and you're in Texas, boy.
513
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,714
I'd be well within my rights
to shoot you where you sit.
514
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,076
You don't want to shoot me
with your granddad's pistol, do you, Chuck?
515
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,116
I know you've wanted to kill me
from time to time...
516
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,795
but I don't think
you'd really pull that trigger.
517
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,592
How'd you know it was my granddad's gun?
518
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,150
You told me in the car, remember?
Pancho Villa? Colt.45?
519
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,550
-Naran Chandra's place?
-I ain't never been with you in my car.
520
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,149
You gotta give me a good reason
not to pull this trigger.
521
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,309
Of course.
522
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,630
Well, because, I hate to admit it, but...
523
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,838
I'm your friend...
524
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,429
and because I'm your only hope now.
525
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,476
But if I'm wrong, if you do shoot me...
526
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,958
then you're going to have to shoot me
in the back.
527
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,917
That's not your style, Chuck.
528
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,358
I'm going out.
529
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,397
The yellow rose of Texas
530
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,833
As far as I can see
531
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,513
The yellow rose of Texas
532
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,478
Is the only girl for me
533
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,638
The yellow rose of Texas
534
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,430
As far as I can see
535
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,676
The yellow rose of Texas
536
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,989
Kurt, I've been waiting for you
for two hours.
537
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,469
We're supposed to be at that party
in like 15 minutes.
538
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,512
I'm not going to the party.
539
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,149
Did you hear what I said?
540
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,629
I said I'm not going to the fucking party.
541
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,871
Well, you're the one that said
that we should go for my career.
542
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,554
It's an industry party, blah, blah, blah.
543
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,598
-Right. Your career. Yes.
-What are you doing?
544
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,952
Trying to save six billion people, that's all.
This has to be it.
545
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,032
-This has.... What the fuck does it mean?
-Hey, dude, you are cracked.
546
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,873
And you know something?
I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
547
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,598
Yeah. I feel sorry for me, too.
548
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,559
The future survival of the human race
rests on Kurt Mendel's head.
549
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,428
-Fuck me, I don't need the pressure.
-It's always about you, isn't it?
550
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,479
Look, Karen. I can't talk right now.
551
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,679
I just want you to go to that party, have fun.
552
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,390
I need to figure things out.
I need to concentrate. Okay?
553
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,833
Well, maybe I need to figure
a few things out for myself.
554
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,833
Then do it the fuck somewhere else!
555
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,229
Okay?
556
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,916
You don't even love me, do you?
557
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,030
You're in love with the idea
of what I might become.
558
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,715
You know what? You may be right.
I'm sorry.
559
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,634
I'm gonna go.
560
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,835
The symbols.
They're inside my fucking head.
561
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,718
I said I'm leaving.
562
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,029
Karen?
563
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,075
What the fuck does that mean?
564
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,994
What the fuck does that fucking mean?
What the fuck!
565
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,316
What the hell happened here?
566
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,998
What the fuck is this?
567
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,352
The man assured health officials
that his member got caught...
568
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,193
in the vacuum during an unfortunate
incident while housecleaning...
569
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,397
and not intimacy with the appliance.
570
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,069
This is Morning Breath, Houston's--
571
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,908
Dear Kurt. Funny, don't you think?
572
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,198
After all you've done to fuck up your life,
it's left to me to give you this warning.
573
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,430
But then no one loves you like I do.
574
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,636
You must read this carefully, Kurt...
575
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,233
if you want to keep on living.
576
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,596
P.S. Go immediately to
the bottom dresser drawer.
577
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,992
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
578
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,949
Hi.
579
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,674
I assumed you'd recognise
your handwriting...
580
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,558
but a picture is worth a thousand words.
581
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:46,631
Yes, it's me several days ago.
You don't remember, do you?
582
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:50,190
But there's a reason for that.
I don't have much time.
583
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,154
I'm about to tell you
the strangest story you've ever heard.
584
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,230
It starts five years from now
in a shuttle far, far away and....
585
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,589
Hello?
586
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,279
I just came to get a few of my things.
587
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,478
You're Karen, my wife.
588
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,994
Not for long.
589
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,799
I got a lawyer. It'll be cheap and easy.
590
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,437
Cheap and easy,
like so many lovely ladies I know.
591
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,876
-Present company excluded, of course.
-Whatever.
592
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,198
You're really beautiful.
593
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,434
You're really living like a pig, aren't you?
594
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,354
-I guess I'm lost without you.
-Yeah? Well, I'm not.
595
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,558
Chovo's my manager now.
I got a couple gigs lined up, so....
596
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,758
-Good. I wish you luck. Truly.
-Would you look at yourself?
597
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,314
You're sitting exactly
where I left you last week.
598
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,597
You're glued to your dumbass computer
with all your stupid MlDl code.
599
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,114
-Kurt, you need to get a life.
-Wait a minute.
600
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,711
-What did you say?
-I said get a life.
601
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,916
No, no, no. Before that. MlDl....
602
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,630
It's MlDl code.
Don't you even know what you're writing?
603
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,678
-MlDl code?
-Musical lnstrument Digital lnterface?
604
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,718
-What is that? Tell me what?
-Oh, God, are you that old?
605
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,872
Look, modern music, synth, trans,
hip-hop, take your pick...
606
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,191
can be made using a little contraption
we call a computer.
607
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,556
Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't be a smart-ass.
And go on. Oh, come on, go on.
608
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,358
Tell me, please, please.
609
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,230
A musician has to talk
to his instrument, right?
610
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,356
-Right.
-And not in the same way...
611
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,000
that Pete Townsend or any
of those dinosaurs you idolize do it.
612
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,149
Right.
613
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,358
But now, we can lay strand upon strand
of musical info inside your computer...
614
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,152
-using digital interface.
-Yes.
615
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:53,870
-Those are the symbols you've been typing.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, of course.
616
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,918
This code we've been typing,
it's some kind of sound.
617
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,355
God, I could almost kiss you.
618
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,597
There was a time
I would've wanted you to do that.
619
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,319
That was then.
620
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,719
I think you know how the rest of that goes.
Look, Kurt...
621
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,754
just have a nice life.
622
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,273
Yeah, you, too.
623
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,594
All right. Here goes nothing.
624
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,400
I'm back. Thank you.
625
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,069
Hello.
626
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,358
Now that I brought you all back,
I want to say something.
627
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,309
I'd like to apologise for my frightful
behaviour. I guess I learnt my lesson.
628
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,512
I'm really sorry.
But no more bitching about my being late.
629
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,315
So I was thinking about that memory glitch.
630
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,872
I think our brains refused
our future consciousness...
631
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,157
the same way
a body rejects a transplanted organ.
632
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,639
I don't know if you all remember...
633
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,712
when the time jump was rushed
due to Angela's concussion...
634
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,792
The Seeker never dealt with human beings
before, compounding the problem.
635
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,758
The musical code, the MlDl code
that he implanted in our brain...
636
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,308
was some kind of electronic first-aid kit.
637
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,275
The Seeker's way of trouble-shooting
if anything went wrong.
638
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,990
Well, what's wrong with all of you?
Come on, I said I was sorry.
639
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,836
-You know this fellow?
-No.
640
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,348
No.
641
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,999
Who are you?
642
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,559
Very funny.
643
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,829
Fuck you!
644
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,708
-Oh, you wimp. Oh, you wimp.
-Oh, the baby.
645
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,952
Walk away, buddy.
646
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,789
Can't take it. Dish it out but can't take it.
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