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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,512 We saw the Earth destroyed. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,313 And in a heartbeat, everything and everyone we knew... 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,515 was gone. 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,158 There were five of us. 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,596 The crew of the space shuttle Odyssey. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,515 And we were the only survivors. 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,631 The mysterious being who called himself The Seeker... 9 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,508 rescued us and sent us back in time. 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,675 And now we have five years to live over. 11 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,915 Five years to discover who or what destroyed the earth. 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,713 Five years to stop from it happening again. 13 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,077 The man assured health officials that his member got caught... 14 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,958 in the vacuum during an unfortunate incident while house-cleaning... 15 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,759 and not intimacy with the appliance. 16 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,675 This is Morning Breath, Houston's-- 17 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,158 Dear Kurt. You only use ice when you're drinking... 18 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,277 so I assume you're in a phase of slow self-destruction. 19 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,792 Funny, don't you think? After all you've done to fuck up your life... 20 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,030 it's left to me to give you this warning. 21 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,634 But then no one loves you like I do. 22 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,870 You just read this carefully, Kurt... 23 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,871 if you want to keep on living. 24 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,355 So I found this website that specialises in blank projects. 25 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,670 There's this guy in California, collects government documents. 26 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,512 He's got over 10,000 of them online... 27 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,750 so I'm hoping I can get a hit on Bright Sky. 28 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,558 You all still waiting on the fellow with the earring? 29 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,359 Honey, this here table is growing weeds. I want to order some food. 30 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,998 All right, honey, all right. 31 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,150 So today's special is the Mother and Child Reunion. 32 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,511 -What? -It's chicken and eggs. 33 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,874 -Speak of the devil. -Well, there he is. 34 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,917 Who's that with him? It's.... 35 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,879 -ls that who I think it is? -What? 36 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,439 I think so. 37 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,354 She wins again, the Queen of SATR: Karena. 38 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,438 Oh, my God! It is. That's Karena. 39 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,636 -I'll give you all a moment. -That's Karena. 40 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,837 Hello, everyone. Everyone, this is Karen Raines. 41 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,956 Sarah Forbes, Neil Taggart, Angela Perry... 42 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,871 and, of course, Roger Ramjet, Hero of Our Nation. 43 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,951 -Charmed. -Nice to meet you. 44 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,354 -I need cigarettes. -Of course, you do, darling. 45 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,555 Yeah. 46 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,468 Get a room. 47 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,996 -ls that Karena? -Oh, not yet. She will be. 48 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,195 I told you. 49 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,840 At the present moment, she's a waitress at Sizzler, of all places. 50 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,388 -Karena, what's that, a shampoo? -She's the Queen of SATR... 51 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,833 or she will be. 52 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,428 SATR? Now what are we talking about, Passover, Last Supper, what? 53 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,114 You know what, Chuck, it's hip to be square, except in your case. 54 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,633 It's South American Techno Rap, Dad. 55 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,278 It's gonna sweep the planet in a couple of years. 56 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,839 -Techno what? -Rap. 57 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,991 Techno Rap. And you're looking at her new manager. 58 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,038 -Jesus, Kurt, what are you doing? -I'm gonna launch the SATR craze now. 59 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,476 Isn't that brilliant? Very soon that girl's gonna be worth $100 million. 60 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,711 Oh, that's right, I forgot. That's why The Seeker sent us down here. To get rich. 61 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,712 Hey, what's wrong with smelling a little solid gold along the way, Chuckie? 62 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,156 I don't know about you, Kurt, but I'm in it for the long haul, not the short bet. 63 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,834 Look around, Chuck. We're a long way from the fucking Odyssey. 64 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,148 I think you lost your memory, Kurt. 65 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,470 Last time I looked, we were trying to save the world... 66 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,788 and I don't find that frivolous. 67 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,394 Well, I don't find making money and living well frivolous. 68 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,836 -You're making an ass out of yourself. -Are you actually dating this girl? 69 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,672 -I think he's in it for the gravy. -You know me. 70 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,716 I never go for half measures. 71 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,312 We got married this weekend, didn't we, darling? 72 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,158 -Yes, we did. -Yeah. 73 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,075 So I thought you said they were your best friends. 74 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,593 Let's not talk about them, shall we? 75 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,559 Let's talk about how much I love your voice. 76 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,672 Yeah, but what were you saying about my look? 77 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,716 You're going to have to work on your body art. 78 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,756 You're going to be known for it, you see. 79 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,398 This'll start a new trend. 80 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,790 Thousands of people will want to copy every symbol you wear. 81 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,914 You always talk about these things like they've already happened. 82 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,833 -ln my mind, they have. -What do you mean? 83 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,556 -Trust me. -I don't know, Kurt. 84 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,029 You seem to have a lot of faith in me... 85 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,310 and I just hope I don't let you down. 86 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,399 Believe me, darling. 87 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,035 The day will come when you can't even go to the 7-Eleven... 88 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,758 without causing a riot. 89 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:40,073 Every woman will want to be you. Every man will wanna make love to you. 90 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,712 And they'll be eating their hearts out because I'm the one who gets to do it. 91 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,797 Life can be so beautiful. 92 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,349 -Know these guys? -No. 93 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,119 Hello. 94 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,558 It's called Beta-Genics. It's a multi-national conglomerate. 95 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,870 Its main office is in Urbana, lllinois. 96 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,475 They just applied for a patent for a new gene therapy procedure. 97 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,633 -Okay. -Earth to Angela. 98 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,753 -Sorry. -It's Kurt, isn't it? 99 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,751 -No. -Oh, please. I saw your face... 100 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,637 when he waltzed in the bar with that young chippy. 101 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,188 Oh, you're reading way too much into this. 102 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,389 Kurt and I had a thing in the distant past. Trust me, he's way too draining to be with. 103 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,757 Oh, God, I can imagine. He's such a little boy. 104 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,838 A brilliant little boy, but a little boy nonetheless. 105 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,675 -That new girl, she's just his boy-toy. -She's his wife. 106 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,597 That's a reality. I'm gonna get some coffee. 107 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:17,349 -What's wrong? -I don't know. I just got a little dizzy. 108 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,270 Maybe I'm coming down with something. 109 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,396 Well, I didn't get any hits on Bright Sky specifically... 110 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,118 but there's something going on at Douglas Aimright. 111 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,668 They just got the contract for the new orbital propulsion system. 112 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,990 -I heard. -Yeah, well, there's more to it than that. 113 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,911 I found some documents on this website that suggests... 114 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,639 there might be a black project hidden in that contract. 115 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,280 I'm gonna need a couple more days to figure it all out... 116 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,432 so in the meantime, I have a trig test to study for. 117 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,075 -What are you suggesting, I leave? -Let me tell you... 118 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,675 taking these high school exams again is like the classic bad dream... 119 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,070 -and I'm not waking up. -Well, wake up to this. 120 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,909 Why don't you go clean out the garage like your mother said. 121 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,399 -She did? -Yeah. 122 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,436 -I don't remember. -What's this? 123 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,751 -That's not mine. -Forget it. I'll give you a hand. 124 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,070 Rule one: You never wanna piss your mother off. 125 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,597 And regarding the garage, you always wanna do a little maintenance control so.... 126 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,159 -This is a Euro 250. -That's right. 127 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,834 Wait a minute. Is this the bike that was in the window at Woodman's? 128 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,035 -Yes, sir. -This is the one-- 129 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,509 This is the one that your mother did not want you to have... 130 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,830 'cause you're such a reckless youth. 131 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,198 -What? -What? 132 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,557 -The bike. You don't like it? What? -No. Yeah. Dad, it's a great bike. 133 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,437 -It's just.... -Just what? 134 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,720 It's the great bike I wanted when I was 17. 135 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,199 -Shit. -And I'm 22. 136 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,794 Remember, we work together. I got a condo, a Porsche, and a Harley. 137 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,359 So.... Had a condo, Porsche, and a Harley. 138 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,273 Look, son. Your mother ain't ever gonna let you have a Harley-Davidson. 139 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,555 Let me get that straight now. I give you a Harley-Davidson... 140 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,676 I have to head for the tall grass. You know what I'm saying? 141 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,799 So let's just start with the 250 and build back up to the Harley-Davidson. 142 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,950 -Meanwhile, clean out the garage. -Yeah. 143 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,910 I love the smell of a woman's sweat in the morning. 144 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,630 -Muscles rippling, pecs flexing. -I think you need a new line there, buddy. 145 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,030 My God, darling, the music business is the tenth circle of hell. 146 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,190 You think they'd recognise talent when they see it. 147 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,840 All they are is afraid of their own shadows. 148 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,078 Yeah? You in the music business? 149 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,755 So to speak. Trying to launch Karena is like pushing Public Enemy at Woodstock. 150 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,195 The right sound at the wrong time, believe me. 151 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,999 Good luck with that. Sounds like you'll need it. 152 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,192 All right, you're upset. I guess I don't blame you. 153 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,312 -Why would I be upset? -Oh, come on, I'm not an idiot. 154 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,792 You're pretty convincing. 155 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,996 Is it the way I broke the news about Karen and l? Is that it? 156 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,439 Look, am I supposed to know what you mean? 157 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,080 Stop playing dumb. Now look, I wasn't trying to be a jerk. 158 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,630 I know I shouldn't have sprung it on you like that, but, come on. 159 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,398 -Whatever you say. -Angela? 160 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,199 Hey! Get your hands off me. 161 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,398 How do you know my name? 162 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,754 If this is a joke, it's not funny and I don't get it. 163 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,717 -I'm not laughing. -ls this guy bothering you? 164 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,030 Mind your own business, Conan. We're having a conversation. 165 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,235 -No, we're not. -Yes, we are. 166 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,749 -Stay out of my face. -All right, let's go. 167 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,717 Take your hands away from me. 168 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,915 -Angela, why are you doing this? -Do you know this loser? 169 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,799 -I've never seen him before. -What? 170 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,040 Don't ever touch a woman you don't know. 171 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,871 Next one might make you a soprano. 172 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,030 The exit, this way? Thank you. 173 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,598 Shit! 174 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,432 The entire world's at stake and you don't call that frivolous? 175 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,317 I call it saving my insanity. 176 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,278 I got a new distributor cap and the damn boost won't sit. 177 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,078 I have no idea what that means. 178 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,388 -Chuck? -Yeah. 179 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,149 -Something's wrong. -What? 180 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,878 It's about Angela. I'm really worried about her. 181 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,758 -What about her? -I went to see her at her gym. 182 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,872 She had no idea who I was. First I thought it was a put-on... 183 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,431 that she was pissed off at me or something, but I was wrong. It was completely real. 184 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,589 What the hell do you think it is? 185 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,831 I don't know. Maybe some lingering effect from her concussion... 186 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,639 -maybe something more serious. -Or maybe she's just getting your goat. 187 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,950 -She likes to push your buttons. -I know, but I think... 188 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,998 you should see for yourself. Will you do that for me? 189 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,590 I'll give it a whirl. So how's your first 100 million going, Mario? 190 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,159 I'm working on it. 191 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,392 -How's married life? -Oh, heaven on Earth. 192 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,391 She wants go to Epcot for the honeymoon. 193 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,119 The mere mention of the word Orlando gives me nightmares. 194 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,112 I think I would have had to put my foot down if she insisted on Legoland. 195 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,668 You know, despite what you think, I'm all for saving the world. 196 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,194 I just wanna have a little fun while doing it, that's all. 197 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,474 -Hey, it's good to have you back, dude. -Where'd I go? 198 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,551 You tell me. When you started hanging out... 199 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,632 with those computer geek twins and getting good grades, for fuck's sake... 200 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,439 -you had me worried, man. -Yeah, it's all kind of a haze. 201 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,398 But this bike definitely redeems you, my friend. 202 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,118 -It's the shit, ain't it? -Yeah. 203 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,758 -Yeah, it's the shit. -Yeah, it is. 204 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,512 Hey, you remember our Evel Knievel days... 205 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,398 jumping Mr Bentley's hedges on our 10-speeds? 206 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,358 Yeah, see if this doesn't bring back some memories. 207 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,959 Yeah, it does, dude. 208 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,474 You never made it over Bentley's hedges, either. 209 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,273 Kids buy records they can dance to. No one will dance to this stuff. 210 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,119 It's too tribal. Too non-urban. 211 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,509 Really, Nostradamus? Well, what if I were to tell you... 212 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,830 that SATR's going to become the biggest thing since hip-hop... 213 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,798 -world-wide, huge beyond belief. -SATR music? 214 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,270 -It's short for South American Techno Rap. -Listen, Mandel. 215 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,511 -Mendel. -Yeah, Mendel, don't get me wrong, okay? 216 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,434 I mean, the girl's got some ability, a pleasant voice, limited range. 217 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,240 -You know, not bad, but nothing special. -Nothing special. 218 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:38,030 Perhaps you shouldn't have come to L.A. Take her to Nashville. Try the country scene. 219 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,078 -That might be more up her alley. -Right. 220 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,198 -lrregardless-- -There's no such word. 221 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,033 -lrregardless, we're simply not interested. -Okay. 222 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,791 Now you listen to me. You don't know it yet, but your label's in big, big trouble. 223 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,518 -Oh, is it? -Yes, it is. 224 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,309 Chantel, the great Chantel star, is secretly obsessing about her weight. 225 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,436 She's headed to rehab addicted to laxatives. 226 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,590 It would almost be funny if it weren't so tragic. 227 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,875 -Mr Mendel-- -Dr Mendel, thank you. 228 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,359 -Spaghetti-hair, there. -Road Gross. 229 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,318 Road Gross. Yes, an appropriate name. He's gonna choke on his own vomit. 230 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,550 He's gonna go from gross to gone. It gets worse. 231 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,110 Two of the members of the Buff and Tumble Boys are about to come out of the closet. 232 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,431 No more big TV spots, no more million-dollar endorsements. 233 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,115 Irregardless of what you and your alphabetically-challenged team may think... 234 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,034 you need to take a chance. Sign Karena and you may save your label. 235 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,229 Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. 236 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,317 You know your way out, right? 237 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:46,475 Well, if this ain't the apotheosis of every parent's bad dream... 238 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,437 to see the kid in jail. 239 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,193 -Any cuts, any bruises? -No, I'm fine. 240 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,430 -You get me out of here? -Yeah. He's doing the paperwork. 241 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,750 -That was a pretty stupid stunt. -Yeah. Spare me the lecture. 242 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,479 What happened to "I'm 22, not 17. I got a Porsche, a condo. 243 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,516 -"l got a Harley-Davidson." -A Harley? 244 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,272 -Yeah, I wish. -You wish? 245 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,716 Look, I learnt my lesson, okay, Dad? Can we just go home? 246 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,509 Listen, we got a bigger problem. I talked to Kurt and for once he's right. 247 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,110 Seems that Angela's got a little brain damage. I mean, she doesn't remember him. 248 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,634 She doesn't remember Kurt. She doesn't remember the Odyssey... 249 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,632 -doesn't remember the mission. Nothing. -What mission? 250 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,952 Kurt's mission. My mission. Angela.... 251 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,956 Oh, right. Listen, I'm going to hold off on that custody release order. 252 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,588 -What? -I'll just get back to you in about-- 253 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,715 What? 254 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,189 I know, I know. You're going to hate hearing this... 255 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,555 but you will thank me one day. 256 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,235 -I promise. -What? Oh, you're shitting me, Dad! 257 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,393 Come on! 258 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,353 -Chuck Taggart? -Wow, I got to tell you. 259 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,830 Thank God. Because I know it's gonna sound a little nutty, but I'm really happy... 260 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,990 that you know who I am because.... 261 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,798 I mean, you're not surprised to see me, are you? 262 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,519 Well, yeah, I am a little surprised to see you here. 263 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,876 -Sure. -Here? Oh. Right. Is Paul here? 264 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,397 No, he's not. The coast is clear. Come on in. 265 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,758 Corey. Hey, this is Chuck Taggart. He's an astronaut. 266 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,111 -For real? He go in space and stuff? -Yeah. I go into space and stuff. 267 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,754 -You want to go into space with me? -Can l, Mom? 268 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,876 -Not today, honey. -Well, I'll tell you what, champ. 269 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,791 We'll take a rain check. By then you can go into space... 270 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,757 maybe one day when mom says it's okay. Okay? 271 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,478 -Okay. -Okay. 272 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,512 He looks strong. He looks healthy. He's great. 273 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,160 He's strong, all right. He just broke my vase. 274 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,439 Listen, Sarah, we got a big problem. We got some big glitch... 275 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,511 -with the Odyssey. -The Odyssey? 276 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,113 -As in Homer, Ulysses, Odyssey? -Homer. 277 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,990 You know, when I came through that door just then, I mean... 278 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,957 you really knew me, right? I mean, you didn't know me... 279 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,679 because you're a television personality and I've been on television... 280 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,479 -or did you, you knew me personally, right? -Yes. I know you personally. 281 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,391 We met each other last summer at NASA... 282 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,675 when I was doing that piece on the budget cuts. 283 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,309 -Shit. -Chuck, why did you come here? 284 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,429 I gotta go. 285 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,313 Holy shit. 286 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,634 Karen. I'm home. 287 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,872 Hey, honey, you're just in time. We're celebrating my non-success. 288 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,030 Hello, darling. What the hell's going on here? 289 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,588 Don't worry, baby. It's just a little tea party. 290 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,911 Some old friends dropped by. Those, over there, those are my boys. 291 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,389 Your boys. Yes. When I read your unauthorised biography... 292 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,552 -they must've left out a lot of shit. -What? 293 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,914 Nothing, nothing, darling. Nothing. 294 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,195 I know, they hated my demo in L.A., didn't they? 295 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,191 There's only a couple of record companies in L.A. 296 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,998 There's many more where they came from. Don't worry. 297 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,878 Why don't you just give up because I'm never going to make it, okay? 298 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,791 I am no star. I don't even sing that well. 299 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,677 You're the only one who thinks I sing very well. 300 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,149 It's not gonna be that way for long. I promise. 301 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,676 -But you have to work with me. -What else am I supposed to do? 302 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,070 You can start by telling these multiple sinners to get the fuck out of my house. 303 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,993 You know, you should tell them yourself. I ain't gonna tell nobody. 304 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,676 Chovo. Chovo D., this is my old man. This is Kurt. 305 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,394 Chovo D. Pleasure. 306 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,233 Doesn't surprise me that you'd marry an old man, Karen. 307 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,552 -You didn't know she was into antiques? -But I mean, I at least figured he'd be rich... 308 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,835 -or handsome or some shit. -You're welcome. 309 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,230 I'm going to go get a drink, if you'll excuse me. Thank you. 310 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,111 -He's like that. -He's like that, huh? 311 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,158 Well, I don't like that. 312 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,555 Oh, hello. 313 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,559 So, Karen tells me you got some kind of freakish gift. 314 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:23,758 -Some shit about you can see the future? -Well, though she's a very excitable girl... 315 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,990 I wouldn't take anything she says too literally, really. 316 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,789 Says you're a big gambling man. Haven't lost a football bet all year. 317 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,348 Well, again, something of an exaggeration. 318 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,275 You might have impressed Karen with your big words and your fancy car. 319 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:42,309 Let me tell you something. It's time to impress me. You get my drift? 320 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,110 Yes, crystal. Any friend of hers is a friend of mine. 321 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,033 -What can I do for you? -I want you to use your psycho powers. 322 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,998 I believe "psychic" is the word you're looking for. 323 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,755 I'm in the hole and I need a big win. You understand? 324 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,831 -Yes. -One game Sunday. 325 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,990 A sure winner against the spread. 326 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,718 -And don't get it wrong. -Right. Let's see, let's see. 327 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,952 Sunday, the Falcons. The Falcons, yes. 328 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,191 -The Falcons will crush the Saints. -The fucking Falcons? 329 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,718 They haven't crushed anybody. You better not be yanking my chain. 330 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,555 Use your two points. I'm sure of it. It's.... Trust me. 331 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,115 Well, if it ain't Mr Frivolity.... 332 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,391 -Here comes the cavalry. -I'm dropping five bills on your Falcons. 333 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,916 -So you better have it right, for your sake. -Right. 334 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,589 -We go way back. -So I see. 335 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,238 What the fuck you doing here? You look like a cop. 336 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,915 Hell, I just slid in on the deal, brother. What do you think, I'm a fucking square? 337 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,117 We got bigger problems. Bigger than you think. We gotta talk. 338 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,519 -Oh, really, talk? -Here? 339 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,397 Well, everybody's too busy... 340 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,471 destroying the place to pay any attention to us. 341 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,596 -Shoot. -Well, listen, they've all forgotten it. 342 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,150 They've all forgotten the jump in time. Neil, Angela, Sarah, all of them. 343 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,073 I had to watch what I was saying. They'd have thought I lost my marbles. 344 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,151 Well, if it's happening to three of us, then you and l-- 345 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,199 No, it's not-- Wait, wait, just wait. 346 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,195 -Chuck. Chuck? Chuck! -What? 347 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,349 -What? -Yeah! 348 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,352 Well, look, it's got something to do with this download five years ago... 349 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,193 of our consciousness of five years in the future, to now, which is now. 350 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,397 It's got to be something with time travelling and, hell, that ain't my mιtier. 351 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,040 -That's your speciality. -It's not my speciality. I'm a geneticist. 352 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,270 I don't know anything about time travel. 353 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,590 Besides, time travel isn't a science. It's a fiction. 354 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,638 Fiction? Your whole goddamn life's a fiction, man! 355 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,948 Jesus Christ! 356 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,432 We need to do something here. We're the only two left. You get that? 357 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,318 -And you gotta think! -I do know this one guy. 358 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,551 He's a theoretical physicist. His speciality is time travel. 359 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,393 -And his name is Casper Van Dyke. -Van Dyke? He's a painter? 360 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,951 No, no, he's not the painter. His name's, anyway, he's a pompous arse. 361 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,508 He's really quite brilliant. I've done three conferences with him. 362 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,828 -He may be the man. -Anything. 363 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,754 -Let's just get the fuck out of here! -Well, you lead the way. Come on. 364 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,116 They play the Saints twice this year. And you know what? 365 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,795 I think I might've gotten my games mixed up so please tell your charming friend, Chovo... 366 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,632 not to wage on the Falcons. Please. 367 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,918 It's hard to explain, but it's very important. Very important. 368 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,153 -Bye-bye, darling. Bye. -What the hell is this? 369 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,437 So I called Van Dyke and told him we're working on a time travel novel together. 370 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,397 -Time travel novel? -Like what happened to us... 371 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,040 except I changed the names and called it Odyssey 5. 372 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,997 There's five of us. We were on the Odyssey. 373 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,229 I get it, I get it. 374 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,436 So we're coming to him because we're hitting a wall... 375 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,876 -and we need to work on key story points. -Like memory loss. Why-- 376 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,713 Bingo. Welcome to the tortured world of writer's block. 377 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,997 -I see. -NASA? Lame costume, dude. 378 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,274 -Charming. -Yeah. 379 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,238 So what the hell is a theoretical physicist doing in a joint like this? 380 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,753 Well, there's something I neglected to mention. 381 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,876 He's not actually a practising physicist. 382 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,111 He's more of a science fiction writer. An award-winning science fiction writer. 383 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,556 Wrote such successes, such as Time Squared, Two Times Two... 384 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,471 things like that, you know? 385 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,199 Sweet Jesus. 386 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,513 You have to face reality, people. 387 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,515 Time travel, as a concept, is right out there with warp drives, beam-me-up... 388 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,438 teleportation and UFOs. 389 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,558 All stories of time travel, my novels included... 390 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,188 are exercises in mental masturbation. 391 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,510 Real world physics simply doesn't allow for it. 392 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,433 -Just trust me. -Yes. 393 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,918 Your novel, Time Marching On, is plagued by fallacies and inconsistencies. 394 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,553 Fallacies and inconsistencies? 395 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,279 Page 43. Two theoretical mistakes. 396 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,278 They're on one page. I mean, come on. You got Adison Barnes... 397 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,599 just walking right into the temporal access port without even switching on his-- 398 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,877 Perhaps if you spent a little more time reading carefully... 399 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,916 and a little less time trying to grow a moustache... 400 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,319 we wouldn't be having this discussion. 401 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,868 I'm just trying to keep your work honest. I wrote you a letter. 402 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,397 My work is infinitely better than your taste in flood pants and I got your letter. 403 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,431 There were chocolate stains in the margins. 404 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,748 Are we in hell? 405 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,554 Check your convention brochures. It says: 406 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,754 "Acclaimed lecturer, Casper Van Dyke." Last time I looked, that was me... 407 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,070 unless you wish to correct me, of course? 408 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,312 Some of you may subscribe to the tenet that everyone is entitled to an opinion. 409 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,152 But not while I'm on stage. 410 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,995 Right. Back to reality. 411 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,389 As I was saying, time travel: simply not possible. 412 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,072 So I have fans at NASA? Doesn't surprise me. 413 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,116 We read everything we can get our hands on. 414 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,880 -Which is your personal favourite? -My favourite? 415 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,599 -Of my novels. -Time. The one about time. 416 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,399 -The one about New York, Times Square. -Time Squared. 417 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,674 -Squared. That's the one. -Yeah. 418 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,513 -That has nothing to do with New York. -Forgive him. He's an astronaut. 419 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,990 So this story of yours, I'll help you brainstorm, but it'll have to be next week. 420 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,992 Next week's too late. We have an agenda, a deadline. 421 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,593 Well, what's in it for me? 422 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,275 A first-class VlP tour through the NASA Space Centre. 423 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,998 Yes. And a share of the royalties. 424 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,798 -My usual consultant split? -Yes. Yes. 425 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,438 -Okay. How can I help? -All right. 426 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,988 It's a problem concerning the transfer of future consciousness. 427 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,308 And this problem is? 428 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,676 Well, as I told you, if two astronauts lose their future memories like the others... 429 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,275 there'll be no one left to stop the Earth from being destroyed. 430 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,512 And the question you need answered is, what is causing the memory loss? 431 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,828 -Right. -Yeah. 432 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:20,149 I'm telling you, lose The Seeker completely. It takes up way too much time in the story. 433 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,677 And this whole business of aliens assuming human form. I mean, come on. 434 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,632 It's the oldest trope in the genre. 435 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,269 The kind of stuff they pull in TV when they want to save money on make-up. 436 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,478 The Seeker is the goddamn story. Deal with it! 437 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,279 Excuse me, F. Scott-Buzz Aldrin. 438 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,433 Casper, we need to focus on what causes the memory loss. 439 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,069 What's the fly in the ointment concerning the consciousness transfer? 440 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,799 Why are these people losing their future memories? 441 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,673 You are asking me to ignore one monumental flaw... 442 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,591 and concentrate on another monumental flaw. 443 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,069 No. I have to look at the whole picture. 444 00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,154 I haven't begun to address the concept of how an orbital shuttle in low Earth orbit... 445 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,232 could possibly survive the turbulence caused by planetary collapse. 446 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,276 The gravitational flux alone would be enough to cause... 447 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,636 every single person in that spacecraft to turn into Jell-O. 448 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,797 Would you get this dork back on track before I kill him? 449 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,270 -Hey, I am sitting right here. -Gee, I'd have never noticed. 450 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,874 Listening to this egg-head is giving me worms. 451 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,518 Casper, just listen. 452 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,310 -No. I don't work with maniacs. -Casper. Cut him some slack. 453 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,268 Between you and me, he's at the end of his career. 454 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,318 His NASA days are numbered. This novel writing is all he's got left. 455 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,594 It's pathetic. 456 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,635 All right, so why wouldn't the future consciousness hold? What could disrupt it? 457 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,793 What if The Seeker.... Does he have to be this old man, the alien-- 458 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,711 Casper, I'm going to strangle you! 459 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,231 Suppose The Seeker... 460 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,437 was actually the force behind the destruction of the world... 461 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,830 and he used the astronauts as puppets... 462 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,754 -to start the whole thing five years ago-- -What's that got to do with that? 463 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,750 -I haven't figured that out yet. -Chuck? 464 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,593 Hey, what the hell are you doing? No one touches my computer. 465 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,796 Chuck. Chuck! 466 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,753 Is he all right? 467 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,949 Chuck, why did you do that? What does it mean? 468 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,429 I don't know. It was a sudden urge. 469 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,672 Like when you quit smoking and you have a big meal and you want a cigarette. 470 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,754 -Neil. -What about him? 471 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,515 I saw these symbols on Neil's computer before I went to the jail. 472 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,671 -Then he'd had his future memory loss. -Who's Neil? 473 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,279 One of the characters from the novel. 474 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,793 You guys are taking this thing way too seriously. 475 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,476 -Chuck, snap out of it. Chuck, come on. -Yeah. 476 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,032 -Come on. -Yeah. 477 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,031 -Are you all right? -Yeah. 478 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:55,033 Right. We may only have a few minutes or days before you lose your memory. 479 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,111 Just hang in there. We need to compare these symbols... 480 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,349 to the ones on Neil's computer. 481 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,873 -Right. Can I ask you something? -Yes. 482 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,155 Where in the world did you meet that dipshit? 483 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,310 Oh, it's a long story. 484 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,994 -Oh, God. -What now? 485 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,436 -Nice paint job, Mario. -Well, well, look here, y'all. 486 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,795 If it isn't the psychic hot line asshole. 487 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:18,431 -I take it my wife never reached you. -Falcons 10, Saints 28. 488 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,154 And I gave three points thanks to you, asshole. 489 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,312 -That's why they call it gambling. -Well, now I'm out five grand. 490 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,470 -So what do you call that? -Losing. 491 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,472 Now, I was just going to cap this one here... 492 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,915 but I think you need a trip to the morgue, too, Grandpa. 493 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,511 My, my. Just look at the lowlifes you two attract. 494 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,277 You know this ain't done yet. 495 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,875 Right. 496 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,429 By the way, if any of my ideas accidentally show up in your book... 497 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,712 -my lawyer will be contacting you. -Wonderful. 498 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,834 -I think you'd better drive. -Right. 499 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,275 The symbols that you and Neil typed must be some kind of unconscious response. 500 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,635 They must be part of a larger key. They have to be. 501 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,679 -I need a.... I need some aspirin. -Get me a crate of it. 502 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,149 -Yeah. -Chuck, this is remarkable. 503 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,356 Both texts are nearly identical, like pieces of the same binary puzzle... 504 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,192 but incomplete somehow. You should come see this. It's really quite remarkable. 505 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,750 -Who are you? -I beg your pardon? 506 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,679 -What are you doing in my house? -You let me in. 507 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,113 You don't remember. 508 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,514 No. 509 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,914 And then there was one. 510 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:05,755 -Chuck? -Sit down. Sit down. 511 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,995 You are sitting in my son's room in front of my son's computer... 512 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,430 in my house and you're in Texas, boy. 513 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,714 I'd be well within my rights to shoot you where you sit. 514 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,076 You don't want to shoot me with your granddad's pistol, do you, Chuck? 515 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,116 I know you've wanted to kill me from time to time... 516 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,795 but I don't think you'd really pull that trigger. 517 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,592 How'd you know it was my granddad's gun? 518 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,150 You told me in the car, remember? Pancho Villa? Colt.45? 519 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,550 -Naran Chandra's place? -I ain't never been with you in my car. 520 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,149 You gotta give me a good reason not to pull this trigger. 521 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,309 Of course. 522 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,630 Well, because, I hate to admit it, but... 523 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,838 I'm your friend... 524 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,429 and because I'm your only hope now. 525 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,476 But if I'm wrong, if you do shoot me... 526 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,958 then you're going to have to shoot me in the back. 527 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,917 That's not your style, Chuck. 528 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,358 I'm going out. 529 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,397 The yellow rose of Texas 530 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,833 As far as I can see 531 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,513 The yellow rose of Texas 532 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,478 Is the only girl for me 533 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,638 The yellow rose of Texas 534 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,430 As far as I can see 535 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,676 The yellow rose of Texas 536 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,989 Kurt, I've been waiting for you for two hours. 537 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,469 We're supposed to be at that party in like 15 minutes. 538 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,512 I'm not going to the party. 539 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,149 Did you hear what I said? 540 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,629 I said I'm not going to the fucking party. 541 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,871 Well, you're the one that said that we should go for my career. 542 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,554 It's an industry party, blah, blah, blah. 543 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,598 -Right. Your career. Yes. -What are you doing? 544 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,952 Trying to save six billion people, that's all. This has to be it. 545 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,032 -This has.... What the fuck does it mean? -Hey, dude, you are cracked. 546 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,873 And you know something? I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. 547 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,598 Yeah. I feel sorry for me, too. 548 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,559 The future survival of the human race rests on Kurt Mendel's head. 549 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,428 -Fuck me, I don't need the pressure. -It's always about you, isn't it? 550 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,479 Look, Karen. I can't talk right now. 551 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,679 I just want you to go to that party, have fun. 552 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,390 I need to figure things out. I need to concentrate. Okay? 553 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,833 Well, maybe I need to figure a few things out for myself. 554 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,833 Then do it the fuck somewhere else! 555 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,229 Okay? 556 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,916 You don't even love me, do you? 557 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,030 You're in love with the idea of what I might become. 558 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,715 You know what? You may be right. I'm sorry. 559 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,634 I'm gonna go. 560 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,835 The symbols. They're inside my fucking head. 561 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,718 I said I'm leaving. 562 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,029 Karen? 563 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,075 What the fuck does that mean? 564 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,994 What the fuck does that fucking mean? What the fuck! 565 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,316 What the hell happened here? 566 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,998 What the fuck is this? 567 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,352 The man assured health officials that his member got caught... 568 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,193 in the vacuum during an unfortunate incident while housecleaning... 569 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,397 and not intimacy with the appliance. 570 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,069 This is Morning Breath, Houston's-- 571 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,908 Dear Kurt. Funny, don't you think? 572 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,198 After all you've done to fuck up your life, it's left to me to give you this warning. 573 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,430 But then no one loves you like I do. 574 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,636 You must read this carefully, Kurt... 575 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,233 if you want to keep on living. 576 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,596 P.S. Go immediately to the bottom dresser drawer. 577 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,992 Do not pass go, do not collect $200. 578 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,949 Hi. 579 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,674 I assumed you'd recognise your handwriting... 580 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,558 but a picture is worth a thousand words. 581 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:46,631 Yes, it's me several days ago. You don't remember, do you? 582 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:50,190 But there's a reason for that. I don't have much time. 583 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,154 I'm about to tell you the strangest story you've ever heard. 584 00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,230 It starts five years from now in a shuttle far, far away and.... 585 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,589 Hello? 586 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,279 I just came to get a few of my things. 587 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,478 You're Karen, my wife. 588 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,994 Not for long. 589 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,799 I got a lawyer. It'll be cheap and easy. 590 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,437 Cheap and easy, like so many lovely ladies I know. 591 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,876 -Present company excluded, of course. -Whatever. 592 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,198 You're really beautiful. 593 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,434 You're really living like a pig, aren't you? 594 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,354 -I guess I'm lost without you. -Yeah? Well, I'm not. 595 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,558 Chovo's my manager now. I got a couple gigs lined up, so.... 596 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,758 -Good. I wish you luck. Truly. -Would you look at yourself? 597 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,314 You're sitting exactly where I left you last week. 598 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,597 You're glued to your dumbass computer with all your stupid MlDl code. 599 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,114 -Kurt, you need to get a life. -Wait a minute. 600 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,711 -What did you say? -I said get a life. 601 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,916 No, no, no. Before that. MlDl.... 602 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,630 It's MlDl code. Don't you even know what you're writing? 603 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,678 -MlDl code? -Musical lnstrument Digital lnterface? 604 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,718 -What is that? Tell me what? -Oh, God, are you that old? 605 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,872 Look, modern music, synth, trans, hip-hop, take your pick... 606 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,191 can be made using a little contraption we call a computer. 607 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,556 Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't be a smart-ass. And go on. Oh, come on, go on. 608 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,358 Tell me, please, please. 609 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,230 A musician has to talk to his instrument, right? 610 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,356 -Right. -And not in the same way... 611 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,000 that Pete Townsend or any of those dinosaurs you idolize do it. 612 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,149 Right. 613 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,358 But now, we can lay strand upon strand of musical info inside your computer... 614 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,152 -using digital interface. -Yes. 615 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:53,870 -Those are the symbols you've been typing. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, of course. 616 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,918 This code we've been typing, it's some kind of sound. 617 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,355 God, I could almost kiss you. 618 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,597 There was a time I would've wanted you to do that. 619 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,319 That was then. 620 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,719 I think you know how the rest of that goes. Look, Kurt... 621 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,754 just have a nice life. 622 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,273 Yeah, you, too. 623 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,594 All right. Here goes nothing. 624 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,400 I'm back. Thank you. 625 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,069 Hello. 626 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,358 Now that I brought you all back, I want to say something. 627 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:37,309 I'd like to apologise for my frightful behaviour. I guess I learnt my lesson. 628 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,512 I'm really sorry. But no more bitching about my being late. 629 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,315 So I was thinking about that memory glitch. 630 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,872 I think our brains refused our future consciousness... 631 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,157 the same way a body rejects a transplanted organ. 632 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,639 I don't know if you all remember... 633 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,712 when the time jump was rushed due to Angela's concussion... 634 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,792 The Seeker never dealt with human beings before, compounding the problem. 635 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,758 The musical code, the MlDl code that he implanted in our brain... 636 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,308 was some kind of electronic first-aid kit. 637 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,275 The Seeker's way of trouble-shooting if anything went wrong. 638 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,990 Well, what's wrong with all of you? Come on, I said I was sorry. 639 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,836 -You know this fellow? -No. 640 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,348 No. 641 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,999 Who are you? 642 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,559 Very funny. 643 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,829 Fuck you! 644 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,708 -Oh, you wimp. Oh, you wimp. -Oh, the baby. 645 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,952 Walk away, buddy. 646 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,789 Can't take it. Dish it out but can't take it. 56322

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