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LOL, YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT

The game is about to end for the semi-finalists,

Audrey Fleurot, Gérard Darmon, Camille Lellouche.

They're really good, so I've sent Panayotis

to play his trump card and catch them out.

What?

Hi there!

-No way! -You're using your trump card?

-You're back? -Come. Follow me.

Shit!

-Are we still playing? -Yes.

-Then, say it. -But I can laugh.

-Since you're... -How aggressive.

I'm here to counterbalance that.

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Since the beginning, many have used their trump cards

-to try and make the others lose. -Yes.

Right now, you're negative.

And that's the issue.

Vibes are not flowing.

He's coming to help us relax. I'm gonna help you relax, trust me.

Funny how someone who got eliminated is giving us advice.

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It's a bit much.

The idea here is just to let go a bit. There will be no joking, no laughing.

Like one of Eric's movies.

You bastard!

-Hold hands. -Okay. No problem.

-There. -Closeness. Energy.

Look into each other's eyes.

No, it's not in the game.

It'll do you good. What do you see in the others?

Love, kindness, and affection.

In Audrey's eyes, I can see...

-She's biting her lip. -I see a bit of fear.

-Since I'm... -Her mouth is bleeding.

But she's nice.

-Should I shut up? -No, go ahead.

-You see a lot of things. -Indeed, I do.

I see that you want to win.

Somewhat ambitious,

-who wants to beat us. -For sure!

Honestly, you're...

Like, "I'm an actress with an audience of 12 million on TF1."

Can I step in, please?

Gérard, I'm with you despite your wardrobe issues.

We'll get back to it. I just want to say...

Camille, wait. You're on the defensive.

The goal of this moment, this little interlude, is to... You see?

When I talk, you talk.

We're canceling each other out.

You see? You see, Gérard?

Damn!

Gérard is on the edge.

-Gérard. -It's tough.

Pana is giving them a hard time.

Okay, what I'd like to suggest to bring the tension down,

is that one by one, you release your inner scream.

That was piercing.

It was complex.

That was scary. Really scary.

She deserves an Oscar for that scream.

For sure.

That was incredible.

-I did my best. -You are both crazy.

-Should I scream? -It's just to remove my smile.

Okay. Now we're gonna...

-Good. -He's out of control.

That was like you.

A hen in labor.

Audrey sounded like an orangutan.

She just let it all out, like an orgasm.

So, let's play the Hello game.

You're going to greet one another and add a little comment.

Let's do it clockwise. Do you all have a watch?

-I'll play the Bye game. -Don't interrupt me, Gérard.

-Goodbye. That's also a game. -Okay.

-Goodbye. -Gérard doesn't like me anymore.

We're gonna play the Hello game. You'll say hi and add a compliment.

Say hello to Audrey.

Hello, Audrey.

I think you're amazing. And you're doing really well.

-It's a pleasure to... -One compliment only. Sorry.

Hello, Camille. You are a fighter,

and it's an honor to face you in the finale.

Since Gérard isn't really part of it.

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-Good evening, Gérard. -Hello, you mean.

-That's the rule. -And it's fairly simple.

I know you like bending the rules, but trust me.

Hello, Gérard, you're very elegant.

I find you funny, touching, intelligent, and charismatic.

Now, you say hello and point out a flaw.

-Let's go! -Okay.

Hello, you smell like mushrooms.

That's true.

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Go ahead.

-Come on... -Alright.

-I can't find one. -You've got to.

Your mic is off-center under your T-shirt, and I don't like it.

It looks like an erect nipple.

Exactly, it looks like three nipples.

Gérard, we won. We're going to the final!

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We're in the final! We're in the final!

We're in the final!

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That was funny.

Well done, Pana! Good job, really.

-Yes! -Well done!

I wasn't expecting it to be so bad.

-A third nipple. -I didn't even say it.

The third nipple!

-Audrey, it was the nipple. -The third nipple!

I was so close to making it.

I did my best.

I really did my best. That's it.

Gérard, this is amazing!

We're in.

I understand the feeling.

The third nipple got me.

My God!

-That's crazy, Audrey. -At this stage, it's really upsetting.

-Really. -Of course, it is.

Serves her right. Too bad, from the heart. I mean it.

-It's sad... -Really sad.

It's horrible.

-Too bad. -It was the same last year.

-Too bad. -You were good.

-I'm annoyed. -Let's take a look together.

Let's see.

Your mic is off-center.

It was my fault.

It looks like an erect nipple.

You have three nipples. That's it.

I almost wanted to cry.

-I believed it. I was that close. -You were.

Let's applaud our two finalists.

Congratulations!

And congrats, Audrey!

We have our two finalists from LOL season two.

Camille Lellouche, Gérard Darmon. Wonderful!

It'll be a great final.

I'm disappointed and mad.

I lost control and lost it because of a third nipple.

That would have never happened at the beginning.

They were good.

You were great, you were extraordinary. But not good enough for the final.

-I was so close! -A round of applause for Audrey!

Well done!

-Too bad! -Nice.

-I was so close! -It's horrible.

They got rid of me over a third nipple!

-It sucks. -Sorry.

It's the moment of truth for our two finalists.

To make each other laugh, they'll have a few minutes

to dress up and add accessories or makeup.

For the finals, the counters are reset to zero.

The first one to smile loses.

The goal is to give that money for charity.

I want to win.

I hate losing.

I can take it, but I hate it.

They already look...

Camille is set for the European Cup.

My dear friends.

It is time for the long-awaited final.

You know how it works.

You're going to play the dreaded Chin Game.

Be careful, because we were very creative this year.

There will be several rounds, that will get harder,

until one of you smiles.

Smile and you are out.

-I see. -It's over.

When I say so, you will be able to turn around and play.

Do your best.

Here we go, for the final of LOL, season two.

You can turn around.

First things first.

She won't make me laugh. She won't. I'm sure.

I won't laugh.

I hold you, you hold me by the chin.

The first one to laugh will get a slap.

-You're beautiful. -You too.

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-It suits her. -Yeah, that's not bad.

-She looks even better. -More charismatic.

-Nice eyebrows. -I love them. It's a unibrow.

Is that pubic hair?

Cubic hair.

-Cubic. -Yes.

The Chin Game was hard for us both.

He was out to get me.

Alright. First round.

It's all about riddles.

Riddles.

That book contains your downfall.

It's handed from one generation to the next.

It has the best jokes ever.

That's right.

Jokes.

Here are my favorites.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

Your legs.

Not bad. Go ahead.

What did a shark say after eating a clownfish?

It says... I only did it as a joke?

No. It tasted funny.

I see. Okay.

Not bad. That's pretty funny.

Gérard is trying to remain serious.

What do you call a cat in space?

-A cat in space? A pussy? -A pussy?

Not a pussy, Gérard.

A catellite.

A cat-what?

-A catellite. -A catellite!

That's hilarious.

Yeah...

Yes.

After a while, you're extremely focused on not laughing.

It'll take a lot to make us laugh. Really.

No. No!

-Excuse me. -Sorry!

It's just a friend.

Stay focused.

Who is it? It's a surprise.

Come in!

-Is it Alain Chabat? -No, it's not.

-Good evening. -That's not Alain Chabat.

She's a friend of mine. Nassima.

-Just carry one with the game. -Okay. I see.

-How are you, Nassima? -Good, thanks.

Camille Lellouche, Gérard Darmon.

-Can we look? -Let's keep on playing.

She's just a friend.

She might ruin our lives.

-Maybe. -Yes.

So, where was I?

What do you call a hamster in space?

Hamster! You need to shout.

-Nassima, do you know the answer? -No.

It's called a hamsteroid.

That's how she laughs.

No way!

No. No!

My eye brow's crooked.

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I'm crying.

-What's that laugh? -I've got no idea!

-It's fake. -It's her real laugh.

It's her laugh.

Nassima, no offense, but you're dead.

There.

Unbelievable.

It can't be real. It's fake.

I swear, that's her real laugh.

Come on...

Okay!

You too, okay!

That's her laugh.

Don't look at her.

That's rare.

That's you.

-Yes, it's me. -It's great.

Yes.

-Look at Gérard. -Gérard's gonna laugh!

He's about to laugh!

What does Jean-Claude Van Damme do in his car?

He farts.

There's a...

That was...

That's the...

A pelican!

-A seagull. -She's awesome.

My eyebrow's falling off because of you.

-May I? -Yes.

What do you call a seal's mom?

-A... -A motherclucker.

It's like a music.

How are they not laughing?

How do they do that?

-How? -It's crazy.

Nice hair, Nassima.

Yes, it is.

Philippe is cracking up.

Indeed, he is!

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He's sweating.

What do you call dental X-rays?

Toothies?

No, tooth pics.

-Okay. Alright. -Why?

Right, of course!

Olé! Nice, Nassima. I like it!

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-They'll never laugh. -Never.

If they don't laugh now...

We'll have to beat them up.

Right.

I can see the standards are high, so let's move to the next round.

Nassima is incredible.

Alright, next round.

Cards. I'm going to explain to you.

You can let go of the other's chin. I'm going to put down these cards.

Okay.

Then, each of you will pick up a card, and read it out loud.

-Got it? -Yes.

Take turns.

Okay.

-Do you wanna start? -Ladies first.

Of course.

Scab.

Scab.

-Wow, okay. If it's just that, I'm... -Keep going.

-Scab, scab. Okay. -Scab.

-You too? -Yeah.

SCAB

-Scab. I don't get it. -It's a running gag.

They won't get us with that.

Samurai sauce.

Algerian sauce.

Barbès-Rochechouart Station.

-Atchik, atchik, atchik. -Aie, aie, aie.

Nice, you guessed.

Aie.

Ashtray.

Cinderella.

-Monkey wrench. -Monkey business.

-Monkey see. -Monkey do.

It's a nightmare.

Indian Gérard talking about samurai sauce to Camille Lellouche.

Liberty.

-Equality. -Fraternity.

-I'm not your bro. -Scab.

-Scab. -You can't move on.

-If you don't have. -Legs.

World map.

-Colonel Mustard. -Scab.

-Ping. -Pong.

-Ping. -Pong.

-Ping. -Pong.

Nice one.

Well played!

If you're happy and you know it.

Clap your hands.

-If you're happy and you know it. -Shout, "Hurray!"

Yes.

-So let it out... -And let it in!

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.

Look at his face.

Gérard's face!

You're too good. Really. I must congratulate you.

Congrats!

Well done!

I liked it. I could have even...

I could have potentially forced a smile.

It wasn't bad. It really wasn't bad.

Be careful as we're moving to the last round.

-Round. -You mean, round.

-He means... -Round, yeah.

For our last round,

I'm asking all ex-contestants to join us.

This is going to be tough.

Let's go!

So.

For the last round,

all the ex-contestants can try and make you laugh.

Do we have to stay here?

You can't move, everything else is allowed.

Melha, what do you want to say to the finalists?

-Congratulations. -Hilarious.

Something funny?

What a great joke.

You are both talented,

so let's do a barbi-schneck.

I saw what you did.

Barbi-schneck?

-I've got something to say. -What's up with your teeth?

-I have something to say. -Yes.

Philippine Bozèsse is well. I just heard from her.

-And? -She's doing well.

Philippine Bozèsse?

-Do you have a metro ticket? -Sure.

I'm not gonna laugh.

I'm here for a reason. A charity is counting on me.

Gérard and I were connected.

There was nothing around us.

I've got an idea. Let's count down to three and laugh together.

-On three, we start laughing. -Promise?

-We laugh together? -Yes.

-Promise? -I promise.

You never win alone. Never.

I was really happy to face Camille in the final.

Me too.

Since this has to end, we'll have to laugh.

-Yes. -One, two, three!

I can't believe it!

We can trust each other.

They're so good!

So we won, with Gérard Darmon. Brilliant!

Well done!

We didn't make each other laugh, and the others failed too.

We won for our charities. Her, to combat violence against women,

and me for ADAPEI Méditerranée.

I'm absolutely delighted.

Camille Lellouche and Gérard Darmon

are the winners of LOL, season two!

-Well done! -Congrats!

I'm honored.

I'm happy I won for all these women.

La Fondation des Femmes is a charity

that helps abused women. It means a lot to me.

That's yours.

That's slippery.

Since this is a double victory,

both of your charities will share the 50,000 euro prize.

That's what we wanted.

But none of the other charities will leave empty-handed.

With nothing.

Each of your charity will be getting €5,000.

-Nice! -Thank you.

This season was fantastic.

Congratulations!

That was incredible.

Well done, Camille and Gérard.