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LOL YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT

Camille Lellouche, the only one without a yellow card,

pulled out all stops, eliminating another contestant.

-Who is it? -I think it's...

-Oh, no. -Oh, no!

Shit!

-When he changes jackets, it's bad. -But he didn't.

-He didn't. -It's the same one.

I regret to announce another elimination.

Go on.

So let's find out who it is.

This one is by far my favorite.

Érouc, the redhead.

-What a face! -Yes.

-A redhead. -That's funny.

That one is hilarious.

-Oh, no! -Oh, no.

-Sorry? -Oh, man.

Oh, no, Éric.

I admit it.

-You're not denying it? -No, I'm not.

-It's a red card for you, Éric. Sorry. -I get it.

I didn't expect that from Camille.

ÉRIC JUDOR PLAYS FOR KOURIR

I thought we'd be able to get rid of her in an hour.

But she really surprised us and wiped us all out.

Give it up for Camille.

Impressive!

-Well done. That was great. -Thank you, Philippe!

In France, Éric and Ramzy are the funniest.

CAMILLE LELLOUCHE FONDATION DES FEMMES

So I eliminated the elite.

Be careful, because from now on,

even a smile will be punishable.

That's the worst. This will be bad.

-I'm scared! -Good luck, everyone.

-Give it up for Éric! -Thanks, buddy!

-No! -Thank you, have a good evening.

-He can leave proud. -Top-class!

-You'll be bored without me! -True.

-Well done, Éric! -Well done.

You've been here a long time. A very long time!

-True. -Oh, dear.

This is the worst bit now, I swear.

-No smiling's hard. -It's impossible!

It's getting really hard.

AUDREY FLEUROT PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE

Really. Smiling is such a natural reflex.

Smiling is how we connect to others.

So Philippe is taking away our humanity.

-Audrey, can we talk? -No.

-I'm not speaking to you now. -Just for a bit.

-You don't wanna talk? -No, no, no!

Here we go!

CONTROL ROOM

And we're on!

Audrey Fleurot.

No, no, no, no

I'm avoiding Riadh, because he's targeting me

at a time when I'm feeling a bit weak.

So, I'm running around trying to get away from him.

-Well, I'm going to move. -Wow!

-Wow. -Audrey, you know how to...

-I can do cartwheels and roundoffs. Look. -You can do that?

So, you're 50 years old, but you don't look like it.

I could do a backflip, but I'm lazy.

You're moving around the room nicely, Audrey.

You know what?

Go talk to someone else.

AUDREY FLEUROT PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE

Damn, he zeroed in on me.

I try to avoid him as best as I can,

but he's going for me.

Don't run away from me.

I'll be back, promise.

CONTROL ROOM

She left.

-That's her strategy. -It's to walk away. Of course.

She's escaping.

Now, this is really tough.

No smiling when I smile naturally. I do it unconsciously sometimes.

I know.

Jean-Pierre Flinquant. Cardiologist.

Alain Chevalier. Minister.

-Of Culture? -Of Industry.

-Industry? -And trade.

And trade.

And the reunifying of dairy shops.

I see.

-And dairy by-products. -Okay.

And all business owners.

He's very good, but I'm holding up.

AHMED SYLLA CÉKEDUBONHEUR

Stéphanie Shampooing. Carpenter.

Arlette Billot. Hairdresser.

Jeanine Fléchan. Plumber.

Jean-Pierre Maingant. Geologist.

Very good. Very good.

He's going to make himself laugh.

I had to eliminate Ahmed Sylla.

GÉRARD DARMON ADAPEI VAR-MÉDITERRANÉE

He's got to go.

No more introductions?

You're good at this.

-Well... -Really good.

Really good.

I couldn't control the situation. I didn't feel good.

Gérard literally shut me down.

He shut me down.

All right, Gérard.

Let's try to turn this to a good time. Just chat and have some fun.

That's fine with me.

-We get along well. -The two of us, you mean?

-Yeah. We're chatting now. You see? -Of course.

Sam soreta pampoloto chesabella la mandolina

Panayotis, we shouldn't look at each other.

-It's Pana. -Pana?

Foum foureta, la foufona la foufouna la fafounita

Isabera, dove chera ovechera la monchouroune

I don't know what that means.

I put myself in danger. So stupid. So I thought about traumatizing things.

That way, I stop my facial muscles from lifting up.

So, you see, I can resist.

Sombo topotelo e sususu te la violetti

It's about you.

He introduced you, like a maestro.

-Okay. -You're Violetti.

Introduction by Violetti.

Introduction by Just Riado.

-Djuna contare. -Just Riado!

When he started saying my name in Italian...

JUST RIADH PLAYS FOR LES DÉTERMINÉS

That was hard.

Ah, chenevuoch, ensurir, souris eh hum.

O chu oto otoroto, otocotarella pomporeta

Just Riado!

What's up, Panayotis?

E l'eliminato e l'elimita la limita eliminato.

Just Riado! Come here.

La chuchinza mozzarella cunchuto de la fintzansong

He doesn't speak Italian

Look!

He smiled!

-That's a red card. -Nice one!

Is that you?

-Bastards. -Who laughed?

-No way it was me. -Not me either.

-Damn. -One of us?

-Yes. -I think it was me.

You smiled? Shit, what did you do?

It'll be quick now.

-Let's go. -Come on.

Double elimination.

-I think I smiled while singing. -Shut up, Gérard. We don't believe you.

-I warned you! -It's a cruel world.

-That the game... -It's a cruel world.

-...would get harder. -That's right.

I told you that any smile would be punishable.

Some of you didn't listen.

-Right. -I'm sorry.

"Some of you"?

-So, several of us? -Let's take a look.

...vanchinchoulio otolelafunzulita

-You're smiling. -Just Riado.

Djuna contare. Ah chenevuoch, ensurir, souris eh hum

-You're smiling so much. -Just Riado!

-In fact... No, but, wait... -He's smiling!

We were speaking fake Italian,

then, I just said "Just Riado," and then I was doomed.

I'm so ashamed. I just said, "Just Riado!"

And I laughed.

I'm out because of that.

That's so lame.

Is there another one?

Another person smiled. So, let's see who it was.

Two red cards?

Yes, two red cards.

-Come on, it's me. -I think it's Audrey.

-Watch this. -Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. It's you, Riadh.

O chu oto otoroto otocotarella pomporeta

Just Riado.

What's up, Panayotis?

E l'eliminato e l'elimita la limita eliminato.

-Oh, no. -Oh, yeah.

-That's hard-core. -Yeah, bro, but...

I told you, it's getting serious.

I wanted to win for the charity. I'm so upset.

A big hand for Panayotis and Riadh. Well done, guys!

-We didn't get to see their trump cards. -Well done.

So mad to leave like this. You're too funny.

Camille, Audrey, Gérard, Ahmed, you're our semi-finalists.

-Yeah! -Congrats!

Remember, Camille doesn't have any cards.

Camille is doing really well.

A round of applause for Just Riadh and Panayotis!

Well, sorry that you went so far.

-See you. -Arrivederci.

Arrivederci, Just Riado.

-Camille Lellouchi. -Arrivederci. Ciao.

Gérardi Darmono.

Arrivederci. Ciao.

CONTROL ROOM

Yeah!

You've been here for ages.

I'm sad, but I knew I wouldn't make it.

I was gonna leave soon anyway.

And I want to watch the others from the Control Room.

-We didn't see your trump card. -Right. I know.

All right, here we go for the semi-final.

This will be hard.

It's all good from now on.

Gérard, shall I read your cards?

Oh, nice. We have cards!

Okay, cut the deck.

The tension was going up.

I'm so close to the final that I'll try anything.

Okay. So, the little piece of cardboard wedged under the table leg

means a lot of happiness.

-Thanks. -Lots of happiness.

Specifically around All Saints' Day.

-That's good. -Yes.

Audrey is doing a fake tarot reading.

-She's faking it. -Totally.

-She's making it up. -It's so good.

You'll buy something online but it'll be the wrong size.

Thank you.

And sending it back will be difficult.

-Very difficult. -I'll ask my cousin.

That UNO card with the twist on it means you'll meet someone in Franprix.

-To know more, draw more cards. Go on. -I can know more?

-Draw some more. -Nine.

-Three. -Three?

Yes.

One.

Here's two.

You got workouts on the highway twice.

-That's so weird. -So, it's...

This means plenty of marriages and...

-Will I get to fuck? -Yes, you'll fuck a lot.

CONTROL ROOM

Gérard will fuck a lot?

Well, yeah.

She scares me, because she's like,

GÉRARD DARMON

"I've been quiet so far, but I am Audrey Fleurot."

Oh, shit. A terrible death!

No, that's great because it's upside-down. It's upside-down.

That's means you'll have a big contract in the US.

Or in Limoges.

This means you'll die one day.

I don't know when, but you will.

Draw another one.

-Here? -Yes.

There and there too.

Next Saturday.

This means you'll win the lottery then...

No.

You'll ride a motorbike.

That's different.

Gérard is unshakable!

You can say the most ridiculous things, and he'll be fine.

We could've played for hours, and he wouldn't have smiled.

But I'd have lost.

Michel Flécan, plumber.

Philippine Bozesse.

CONTROL ROOM

This is serious.

Gérard Darmonin. Is this funny, Philippe?

Watch out. It's bad when he changes jackets.

-It's pretty fast now. -Yes.

It's horrible.

-It's speeding up. -It is.

It's another elimination. Let's see who it is.

Michel Flécan, plumber.

Philippine Bozesse.

Oh, damn.

-He got himself. -He isn't smiling.

You laughed through the harmonica.

I knew it was over.

-Might as well. -You laughed into that thing.

Philippine Bozesse.

AHMED SYLLA PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR

I'm out because of Philippine Bozesse.

Well played.

I got a yellow card when I shouldn't have,

and now I'm getting a red card instead of a yellow one.

-Come on! -Stop talking.

-Get out, Ahmed! -Come on, Ahmed!

I'm accepting it. I'm not complaining.

-Get out! -Come on, leave!

-Get out! -Get over here!

Let's go and get him!

-Open the door. -Go!

Come here! You laughed. Get out!

-Get out! -Stop it!

-Damn, I'm so happy to see you! -We haven't seen them for years!

Come on, accept that you're out.

It's so nice to see you.

All right. Careful, Gérard!

-Careful, Gérard! -Say bye to Ahmed.

Bye, Ahmed. Bye, Alice.

He's pretty light.

-He's not that heavy. -Yeah.

-You didn't wanna go? -He's pissing me off.

Put him there.

No! Not now!

I was so close!

I saw myself being at the final!

No. No.

I was this close.

-I'm getting serious now. -You can't lose now.

No way.

You're this close to the final.

-Impressive. -Well, you're in the...

-What? -...danger zone.

It's the worst.

Three of you now. Two women, one man.

And no cards for Camille.

-Remember, don't smile. -I know, no smiles.

-Good luck. -No smiles.

One hour to go for the three semi-finalists.

Remember, the first one to smile is out.

The last two will play in the final for their charities.

-Ready? -Yes.

-Do you wanna do it? -Yes.

You're definitely in the final.

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe not.

-Shall I tell you why? -Why?

If you smile, you get a yellow card.

-True. -Yes.

Our next cards will be red. So you'll be in the final.

-But maybe you want to win too. -Of course!

Then, focus!

The three of us are focused.

Audrey and I have a yellow card.

But not Camille, so she has an advantage over us.

Audrey, your face looks really tense.

Yes, it's almost a mask.

Yes, the mask is slipping.

No, I'm controlling my facial muscles.

-Yeah, we see that. -It's quite draining.

-I see that. -Yeah.

But you're almost white. Pallid.

Yeah, but I'm holding up.

CONTROL ROOM

She's convincing herself. "Yeah, but I'm holding up."

Right now, I'm in survival mode.

I really want to go to the final, but my opponents are strong.

They are like machines, so I'm...

-I'd like to hear you sing. -You do? Let's do it then.

This is the home stretch. Stay strong.

This is for the final.

Audrey, why don't you want to smile?

And go home?

Audrey, why don't you want to smile just one last time

You too, Gérard

And me too I don't want to go...

I like the drawn-out vowels.

...for our charities

We all want to stay

But Audrey, You'll get kicked out Out, out, out

CONTROL ROOM

Audrey

Are you smoking a cake?

-It's a cigar. -Yes.

-You're right. -There you go.

It's horrible. It'll end up in burnout.

CAMILLE LELLOUCHE

Shit! Shit!

-Wow. Yeah. -Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That's pretty good.

-Shit! -Yeah.

-Is that Gainsbourg? -No. Yes. Play.

CONTROL ROOM

He's amazing!

He is brilliant!

-Damn. -I love it.

You got some tobacco there.

My strategy is to lean into the attack. I want to stay until the end.

I want to win and deserve it.

And I've got some hard-core pride, so to speak.

I want to be like Alexandra last year and get no cards.

-Does the smoke bother you? -No.

"Does the smoke bother you?" Okay. Good.

I couldn't have handled that.

Same. He'd crack me up.

If this doesn't work, what will?

Can we discuss your private life, Audrey?

Yeah, sure.

Do you make love standing, sitting

lying on the ground or on top of a building?

On top of a building.

On top of a building

You like it outdoors or when it rains...

Yes, when it rains if possible.

You can't answer me when you're turned away.

Camille is incredible, because she's aggressive

but she doesn't laugh.

She takes risks without putting herself in danger.

She's like a machine.

AUDREY FLEUROT PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE

You're targeting me.

Your back hurts, Audrey Fleurot

Your back hurts

Audrey Fleurot

Then, I thought,

"Damn! They're not my friends, I need to eliminate them."

I need to be strategic.

Can you walk like a zombie? I'm good at it.

Go on.

Yes.

-Nice. -You think so?

It's not bad, really.

You're really good.

A stumbling zombie.

A drunk zombie.

Want some music with it?

Oh, no! They're coming!

CONTROL ROOM

Please, leave me alone!

GÉRARD DARMON PLAYS FOR ADAPEI VAR-MÉDITERRANÉE

The sillier, the better.

-Tonight, Lionel Hampton. -Lionel Hampton.

Great. Gérard, if I wasn't focused, I'd be leaving now.

And his dancer...

There.

-That's it? -No. We're rehearsing.

-Right. -Yes.

Audrey is distancing herself.

-She's gonna lose. -She's avoiding us now.

The game is ending soon,

and our three finalists refuse to smile.

It's time to add some pressure.

CONTROL ROOM

Someone will have to go in. Who's game?

-Pana has an idea. -To make them laugh.

They have to stare at each other.

-Very good. -We're counting on you.

-Go for it. -Go!

Make them laugh.

One of them will laugh when they see him.

What?

Hi there!

-No way! -How are you?

You're using your trump card?

-Follow me. -Where?

Come, follow me.

Shit!

Hi. You smell like mushrooms.

TO BE CONTINUED

No, not that!

That's very strange.

It's time for the final.

It's tense.

It's gonna be tougher than expected.

LOL YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT