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♪ Stop that spin of yours ♪

♪ You get the hand
you're dealt ♪

♪ You couldn't ask for more ♪

♪ That wasn't how you felt ♪

♪ Move on down the line ♪

♪ You're the only one around ♪

♪ Make that sign a sign ♪

♪ And take it underground ♪

♪ Right now, we're nearing but
there's something missing ♪

♪ Why won't you listen to
the sound we're given ♪

♪ It's all there is and
now we gotta give in ♪

♪ We gotta give in, we
gotta we give in, we gotta ♪

♪ Move on down the line ♪

♪ You said yours was mine ♪

♪ Let's move on down the line ♪

Not tonight.

Well, actually, I was
just reaching for these.

Oh, were you?

Yeah.

Oh, yes, ye of little faith.

Oh, I just wanna make sure

you're doing your
job correctly, okay.

Ah, I think we both know
I'm the most qualified.

Most qualified
person for this role.

Mm-hm, because I make sure-

That all the pieces are
organised correctly.

Mm-hm, correct.

And all the money piles
are distributed evenly.

Also accurate.

And there's no other person

I would trust more
with this task.

Good, then we're in agreement.

My pleasure.

Oh, you don't like me
playing with your maraca?

That it's a sacred rattle
of the Yawanawa tribe!

Calm and present.

Oh, I think you have
everything under control.

So see you later.

Darling, darling, that is sacred

and you are not giving it
the respect it deserves.

Oh, you don't like me
playing with your maraca?

You know very well

that is not a maraca, that
is a ceremonial rattle-

♪ Chugga chugga chugga chu ♪

Of the Yawanawa tribe.

♪ Chugga chugga chugga ♪

It's gonna be a fun night.

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.

I shall be back
with some snacks.

Ah, maybe we can invite
Paul and Lindsey?

No, Nina, don't
invite Lindsey, I...

You got me, well done.

Very funny.

Hey, sweetheart.

Hello, lovely. How was work?

Well, a bit manic to
be honest, but um...

Has that bed moved
closer to the wall?

What?

I swear my sight seems to get

more and more
squished every day.

Don't be silly, Paul,
beds can't move.

Yeah, no, yeah, you're
right. Must be going mad.

Yeah.

Oh, I saw this just as
I was leaving the city.

Chaos, isn't it?

Stressful day at work?

Yeah.

Come on, tell
Lindsey all about it.

That's what these
ears are trained for.

Oh, where to start?

I mean, the government
is in complete turmoil.

- Yeah.
- And us little minions,

we're running around like
headless chickens, you know,

putting out fires left,
right, and centre.

Yeah.

Sometimes, metaphorical fires,

but sometimes, you know,
real, literal, actual fires.

I mean, the Swedish ambassador

is completely ignoring
the no smoking signs.

And it's like, "I can
actually see you, you know,

and I can smell it and
if you're gonna hide it,

please don't hide it in
a waste paper basket."

I'm sorry.

I'm just, I'm feeling
a bit overwhelmed,

and sometimes I think, you
know, maybe Grant was right

to be building that
bunker in his garden.

Paul, don't say that.

I know you're right,
I'm catastrophizing.

But the thing is that I-

The world is a scary place, Paul

and it's okay to admit that
you're absolutely powerless

and you have no control.

I'm absolutely powerless
and I have no control.

Yeah, aren't you lucky

to have a therapist
for a girlfriend?

You know, I've offered
Grant countless sessions,

but he won't take me
up on any of them.

Some people would literally
rather build a bunker

in their back garden
than ask for help.

Ssh!

I didn't say anything.

Ssh! Do you hear that?

What?

Ssh! Downstairs.

They're having a board
game night without us.

Oh, honey, I'm sure they're not.

Ssh!

Look, even if they
were, I don't see a-

Get me a glass from the kitchen.

Lindsey.

Get me a glass from the kitchen.

Come on, cough up.

Come on, darling,

you're not gonna make
your fiance pay rent.

Well, yeah, it can make
up for the lack of rent

that you pay in real life.

Sweetheart, what's
mine is yours.

Yeah and in this situation,

what's yours is
literally mine, so.

You know, actually, we should
address the whole rent issue

'cause Zuck, it's like
two years now and um-

That's capitalism for you,
it tears families apart.

You know, if we were
playing my utopia version-

No.

No!

No, thank you.

No.

Oh no, prison again.

Karma.

Oh, look at that, it's like
a little family prison.

Oh, I actually can't
think of anything worse.

Wait, wait, wait, you'd
rather share a cell

with a criminal stranger
than your own brother?

Yeah, at least you know

he wouldn't kill
you in your sleep.

I wouldn't.

Yeah, but I could end up being

really good friends
with my cellmate.

She might end up
being really cool.

We could like, take
over the whole prison

and we could escape together.

I mean, Grant will
be the perfect person

to help you escape.

Yeah, that is true actually.

Come on, Michael Scofield,

why don't you tunnel
us out of here?

Ah, actually, tunnelling
is a very small part

of bunker building,
so the joke's on you.

Yes, exactly. Come on, enough
bunker chat, all right.

Mocking his bunker is the same

as mocking his
crippling anxiety.

I'm not gonna stand here and-

Okay, well, there is
actually quite a lot

to be anxious about right now.

Let's not go into it. Nina,
I think it's your turn.

Although, Grants... It's
just Grant, there's no S.

Sure, sure, Grants, I was gonna
say, if you're interested,

I'd be happy to do a
Reiki healing on you.

Yeah, if I'm ever interested,
I'll, I'll let you know.

Nina, do you wanna?

- Sorry, Reiki healing?
- Yes.

Since when are you
a Reiki healer?

I did that online
course last week.

Oh yeah, yeah,

Yeah, I mean, I'm only a
Reiki master level two,

but I know enough to shift
some of that blocked chi

you've got going on, if-

No, that's very kind,
that's a very kind offer,

too kind in a way, but-

I think that's for me.

So I might just have a
quick, tiny, little peek.

Or maybe whatever it is can
wait until after games night.

Yay, well done, monkey,
I'm so proud of you.

See, there's your problem,
Grants, it's too much news.

Okay, my go.

Sorry.

Ah, my problem is,
I, too much news?

- Too much news.
- Too much.

I'm, I'm too well informed?

- Too much news.
- Okay, okay.

Yeah, Zucky actually
never listens to the news.

Never, haven't got a
clue what's going on,

couldn't be happier.

- Wow!
- Okay, Clapham Common.

I'm buying it.

Well, no, no, that's
fantastic, Zuck,

really, I think you've solved
the entire global crisis.

No one should know
anything about anything

and everything will be fine.

Listen, a wise man once said,

"The less you fill your
head with knowledge,

the more space you
have to dream."

Right, who said that?

Who?

Who said... That
was, I, that, I did.

One of yours, was it?

That was one of mine,
yeah, but it's a good point

- and I would encourage everyone to... Shut up.
- Okay.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

If I want a therapy session,
I will call Lindsey.

Very true.

Oh yeah, where are those two?

They're probably upstairs.

Why are you whispering?
They can't hear us.

You never know.

Yeah, they are a really
weird couple, aren't they?

- Hm, yeah.
- Yeah.

Weird, they said we were weird.

They said we were
a weird couple.

I'll show them weird.

Come on, Paul, we're getting
into that board games night.

Sure, yeah, no, if
that's what you want.

Or we could just stay in

and snuggle up and
watch a film, maybe.

We're getting into
that board game night.

Sure, yeah, no, absolutely.

You're gonna go over there

and say that we've
run out of sugar.

Oh no, Lindsey, please
don't make me lie.

You know that I hate deceit.

If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna tell the truth.

And say what?

Well, I think we just say that,

"We thought we could hear you
having a board games night

and so we decided
to gather data,

and when we listened through
the floor for a little bit,

we realised that
you were, in fact,

"having a board games
night and so we're here."

Paul.

Look, I know it sounds
a bit farfetched,

but honesty is always
the best policy.

Paul, what is that?

Oh, good God.

The whole of London
seems to be on fire.

BBC News, "National Emergency,

public advised to find
immediate shelter."

Go on, what does it say?

It won't load, my 5G's cut out.

God, what are we gonna
do? What are we gonna do?

Where are we gonna go?

Um, um, under here, quick!

Oh yes, we'll be really safe

underneath all of
that memory foam.

Wh-wh-where should we go?

Grant's bunker.

Garden, quick.

Look, we pool our resources.

No, we are not pooling anything.

We form a conglomerate and that-

No, no, no, Zucky, Zucky.

I'm a sole trader, okay, I've
got my own thing going on.

I'm not pooling.

See, there's capitalism,
selfish, right?

Now, if we were playing
my utopia version.

No.

There's what, what, what?

Come on.

Look, Zucky, no
one wants to play

your silly little
hippie version, okay.

Guys, what was that?

What is wrong with it?
It's a much nicer game.

It's just not really fun
or enjoyable in any way.

Okay, now how is that
not an enjoyable game?

Because what's the point
of playing with no money,

no banks, there's no
winners, no losers.

Look, there's something, okay.

Grant, come on.

There's no signal,
for God's sake.

We're on a commune,
we're working together.

- Put that away.
- It's pointless.

♪ Mother Luck is
on our side, babe ♪

♪ She's gonna join us for
the whole ride, babe ♪

♪ So buckle up and
then roll that dice ♪

♪ You got this, baby,
so don't think twice ♪

♪ We're playing board games ♪

♪ At the end of the world ♪

♪ So while I'm underneath
the ground, babe ♪

♪ Why don't you help me
play another round, babe ♪

♪ Another round and
I'll leave you be ♪

♪ 'Cause one more round
is gonna set us free ♪

♪ We're playing board games ♪

♪ At the end of the world ♪

Ooh, no, absolutely not,
we can't risk it, okay.

But I really wanna
go the Barcelona.

But we've not got
the resources, Nina.

Oh, looks like the
tables have turned.

- What?
- Oh.

Paul, Paul, I was
building a route there.

Yeah, but that's
the game, honey.

Paul, I don't like it.

Take it back.

Oh, hey, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, it's okay,

I'll take it back, I'm
gonna take it back.

No, you can't take them back,
you've already placed them.

What?

Paul, why are you
doing this to me?

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
okay, I'm gonna fix this.

This is my problem,
this is my fault

and I'm gonna fix this,
I promise, I promise.

Grant, Grant, please
check the rules.

There must be a way I can
take these trains back.

You can't take them back.

I have to take
these trains back.

No, you can't take them back,

and for God's sake, everyone,

look at the state of the trains.

Come on, the tracks are
there for a reason, yeah.

If we just throw them down
anywhere, it's just chaos,

mindless chaos.

Grant.

I think the
generator died again.

Yep, thank you, honey.

Don't worry, I'll get it.

Ah.

Oh.

- Oh!
- Careful.

Sorry, sorry.

Hi.

Careful, Zuck.

You okay?

Oh!

Hey.

Oh, there he goes, our own
little personal power plant.

There you go, fuel
yourself, my sweet angel.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

- What are you doing?
- Grant.

We need to conserve
supplies, okay.

No, look at me, look at me.

Look, once this food
runs out, that is it.

Grants, honestly, this
scarcity mindset of yours.

It's Grant, okay,
there's no S, it's Grant

and it's not scarcity mindset.

Look, we're going through food
at an exponential rate, yeah.

You, you remember that
massive tub of peanut butter?

You said it was
gonna last forever.

- Mm-hm.
- That's gone, yeah.

Where do you think it's gone.

What?

Oh, God, there's so
much food. Look, chill.

Look, Grant, can I give
you a little bit of advice?

Scarcity mindset is all
perspective, isn't it?

Right, like for
example, this to you

looks like a nine, doesn't it?

Yep.

Right, but to me,

that's a six, hm.

Oh, my God, he's right.

Right, wow, thank you.

Thank you for that mind
blowing revelation.

Well, Grant, I'd
just like to say

that we think you've
built an excellent bunker,

and however you choose to
ration the food is fine by us.

Oh yes, hear, hear,
we're ever so grateful,

and if we overstay
our welcome at all,

all you've got to do is tell us.

Yeah, monkey, don't worry.

If we need food, we can always
go to the house and get some.

No, no, no, we can't
leave the bunker, okay.

You saw what it's
like out there.

Last night, I heard
people screaming outside.

Ah, ah, ah, were
they people screaming

or were they

foxes shagging?

But look, if it helps you relax,

then I'm happy to go
and check the house.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's
fine, that's a good idea.

Zucky, I'll go with you

and we can have a
little scavenger hunt.

- No, absolutely not, no way.
- What?

No, I'm not letting my sister
risk her life to go and-

Oh, but it's okay to let
my little Zucky risk his?

Yeah, no, that's not,
not what I'm saying.

I'm saying if
something did happen,

at least it would only
be, you know, him.

You know that we're gonna
have to leave this bunker

at some point, don't you?

Actually, if we
ration very carefully,

I think you'll find
we'll actually-

Oh, my God, at some point,
the poo hole is gonna fill up.

Well, I did dig
it very deep, so.

Oh, Grant, this sounds
like classic you,

classic scaredy cat.

No, I'm not being a scaredy cat.

- Meow!
- No, Kat, it's not-

- Meow!
- That's not what this is.

- Don't do that.
- Oh, scaredy cat.

No, no, you don't.

Me being a scaredy
cat, this is actually.

Meow!

Sorry, it's just a
really fun sound.

Listen, you stay here
in your little man cave

and Zucky and I will
go up and forage.

Come on, Zucky.

No, I, (sighing).

Hey.

It's okay to be scared, Grants.

We all get scared sometimes.

I told you, it's
already started.

Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely,
you're right, yeah.

What's already started?

Oh, when the supply
starts run out,

who do you think will be the
first to be kicked out of here?

Won't be his family or
their little partners,

it'll be their needy
little neighbours,

who snuck in at the last minute.

Oh no, no, no. I really don't
think they're gonna do that.

Must do, we have to sleep
on the cold hard floor,

while they get the
cosy bunk beds.

Yeah, well, it is their
bunker, so it feels only right

that they get to
sleep on the beds.

Ssh! They can't know that
we're planning anything.

Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

How are we planning it?

Ssh, Paul!

Act normal.

All right, you're in
charge, you're in charge.

- You're the train meister.
- That's right,

I'm in charge, I'm
the train meister?

You're the train
meister, choo choo!

And I'm here to win,
choo choo choo choo!

Choo choo choo!

Come on, everyone,
let's finish the game.

Yes. Oh, it's my
turn with the bike.

Oh, my God, babe, no.

The least we can do is
make ourselves useful.

Oh, thank you.

You're so welcome.

Paul.

Oh yeah, rightio.

♪ So hold your horses,
hold your men ♪

♪ It's not your turn,
I'll tell you when ♪

♪ Stop, join cards,
you're lost again ♪

♪ You already had a perfect 10 ♪

♪ We were never
really here, darling ♪

♪ You were hiding from
your fear, darling ♪

♪ You are never
really here, darling ♪

♪ You are risker of
the year, darling ♪

♪ You are never
really here, darling ♪

♪ You are ♪

Kat!

Kat?

You just won it,
you just won it.

- Well, count it again.
- No.

- Count it again.
- I counted it right.

Do we have to do every
single thing together?

Yes, my darling,

but that is what
a relationship is.

Oh, so why don't we just
sew ourselves together

and then we'll never have
to spend a second apart.

Oh, my God, I was so worried.

Oh, God, not you as well.

It's too much to ask for
a bit of breathing room?

What happened? You
were gone for ages.

Yeah, what's going on out there?

Well, we would've been
back a lot sooner,

had somebody not gone missing.

You went missing?

No, I didn't.

Vanished without a trace.

Okay, go on, you tell the story.

Okay, fine, I will.

Well, I went down
to look for supplies

and Kat said she was
gonna come and join me.

I'm looking for a
good 20 minutes or so

and the house has
been utterly pillaged,

I'm not really finding anything.

The house has been robbed?

Oh yeah, it's
completely ransacked.

But then I realised that
Kat is nowhere to be seen.

So I call up the stairs, I say,
"Sweetheart, are you okay?"

No response, so
naturally panic sets in.

I do a quick scan around the
house, leave the front door

to see if she's out on the
street, everything's deserted,

apart from a couple
of fat-looking foxes.

So I rush back inside the
house beside myself with worry,

and I can hear
something upstairs.

So I go back up the stairs,
and guess what I find?

I was having a bath.

She was having a bath.

- What?
- I didn't wanna tell you,

because I knew you'd
want to join me.

I would've loved
to have joined you.

Exactly, and in
normal circumstances,

that would've been lovely.

But after six days
in a bloody bunker,

I don't think it's a crime
to want some alone times.

Wait, what about the people?

Yeah, where is everybody?

Well, after the
whole bath betrayal,

we really didn't feel
like exploring much, so.

Yeah, it was a
rubbish bath as well.

The power's out, so
it was tepid as shit.

The tank was almost empty, so
it was only about this full.

It was bloody tragic.

You used the last of the
water for a lukewarm bath?

Well, if we had both been
in the bath together,

then our body heat
would've made it warmer

and it would've
also felt more full.

Shut up about the bath!
What is going on out there?

Did you at least like send
out an SOS or something?

Well, the phone lines are
dead, the internet's cut off.

There's no bloody signal.

I mean, we were
gonna go to a shop,

but then something
bit Zucky on the leg,

so we decided to go back.

Something bit you?

You decided to go back.

What bit you?

Well, you're a
grown adult, Zucky,

I'm not gonna tell
you what to do.

I understand that, my
love, but it would be nice

if we could make more
of these decisions-

What bit you?

I don't know, something
jumped out the hedge.

It was gone in a flash.
It gave me a little nip.

Ugh!

I don't get it.

When do I take my character
to the gas station?

On phase three of your turn,

but that isn't your
character, that's a zombie.

You see how it looks
very much like a zombie,

whereas you are playing as
Esteban the fireman, yeah?

You see how he is dressed
like a fireman, yeah?

Can we just play something
simple like Rodent Trap?

I love Rodent Trap.

Kat, look at the size of
your bite compared to Nina.

Oh, nah nah nah!

Look, nah nah nah!

Look, what part of rationing
don't you understand?

Okay, this, that's a
standard bite, yeah.

If it hits your molars,
you've gone too far.

"Rations, rations, rations,"

you sound like a bloody parrot.

It's one biscuit every
other round, okay.

Anyone want a top up?

Hm, yeah, just a
little one, thanks.

Look, guys, this is
actually a very simple game,

once it gets started.

Well, it doesn't
sound very simple,

like what's with these phases,

like dissection, non-dissection,

and about one of us
being a secret betrayer?

What? No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

I don't like, I
don't like that rule.

No, it just means that
if we suspect someone

of being a betrayer, then
we have to exile them for-

Exile? No, no, no, no.

I thought you said this was
a cooperative game, yeah?

We're all working together.

Why would one of us
ever try to betray-

Paul, you silly sausage,

let Grant finish explaining
the rules of the game.

Yeah, it just means
we need to be wary

of anyone acting
suspiciously, okay.

But the most important thing
is that we stop the infection

from getting back to the colony.

Hey, pumpkin.

Zucky, get back to
bed, you need to rest.

Yeah, I just need to keep moving

and burn this fever out of me.

- Sweetheart.
- Hm?

As a doctor, as a qualified
medical professional,

I am telling you, that is
just gonna exhaust you.

What you need is some
antibiotics and sleep.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Well, I'll just realign my
chakras and see how I feel.

Yeah, sure, you
do what you want.

Hey, Grant.

Hey.

So when can Esteban

take his fuel card
to the gas station?

Why would you bring fuel cards
to the gas station, yeah?

The whole point
of the gas station

is to bring fuel cards from
there back to the colony.

And much more importantly,

you're not gonna take any
fuel cards anywhere with him,

because that's a zombie, yeah.

You're not playing as a zombie,

you're playing as
Esteban the fireman,

who is dressed as a fireman.

Okay, I'm sorry,
but there's a reason

why I wanted to play this game.

Zucky, for Christ's
sake, rest yourself.

It's working.

I can feel the universe
burning the fever out of me.

Sweetheart, that is
not how biology works.

With all due respect,

they don't teach you this
stuff in medical school.

Yeah, no, you're
right, they don't.

Okay, well, if you
want some antibiotics,

they're over in the
medical bag, yeah.

What if antibiotics
don't quite cut it?

What do you mean?

I mean, we don't know
what's wrong with him

and how it relates to
what's going on up there,

so what if antibiotics
don't cut it?

Don't be so ridiculous, okay,

he's just got a little
bit of an infection

from where that thing bit him.

That's what I'm saying.

He'll be fine with some
antibiotics and rest.

Oh, I'm getting another one.

No, Kat, no.

I can't do this.

You don't have to do anything,

just sit there and be chill.

It's deceit, I can't do
it, it's making me sweat.

You're not deceiving anyone.

Yes, but I know that
you're deceiving them.

Stop being so self-righteous.

All I'm trying to
do is overload them

with a little bit of caffeine,

so they have a teeny
tiny panic attack.

No, I don't want to hear
it, I don't want to hear it.

They get all overwhelmed

and they have to go
upstairs for some fresh air.

No, no, no, please, no, no.

- Whilst they're there.
- No, no, no, no.

We lock them out and
steal their little bunker.

Please, Lindsey,

I'm sweating like a
giant block of cheese.

Stop, you look gross.

Just chill out and
lay off the coffee.

Okay, but I-

I swear to Jesus Christ,
if you mess this up,

I will give you
something to sweat about.

More coffee, anyone?

Yes, please.

I'm fine.

Yeah, sure, just a
tiny one, thanks.

Grant.

Yeah, no, okay, I shouldn't.

He's really sensitive
to caffeine.

I'll just stick with
this one, thanks.

Well, it's all cold now, so
let me heat it up for you.

Yeah, sure, thanks,
it's very kind.

Okay, okay, okay,
so I move Esteban?

- Yeah, so it's not
your- - No, no, no, no.

No to the gas
station, no, no, no.

I take him to the hospital,

where I'm gonna drop
all my medical cards.

"Oh, Esteban, you
big sexy fireman.

Are you here to save me?"

"Oh, hello.

Yes, I've come to save you.

"You are safe with me. Don't
you worry about anything."

"Oh, you are so brave."

"You are so sexy."

"Oh, thank you so
much, you sexy man."

"Come with me, let's run away."

"I would love to.

"Let's run away from
here to the mountains."

"Now we're running."

"Esteban, I've come home
from working really hard

nine to five in the office.

Esteban."

"My wife."

"(gasps) We're naked."

"Esteban, how could you?

Who is this tart
covered in jam?"

They are completely
missing the point

of why I wanted
to play this game.

Is it just me, or are the
walls getting closer together?

- "Oh, kiss."
- "Kiss."

Jesus!

Oh, my God, look at you.

All that frolicking around
has made you 10 times worse.

I actually feel much better.

Really? 'Cause you look awful.

Oh, look, oh, she's as
messy as she is cruel.

Zucky!

Put the arm down and
step away from my sister!

My God, Grant, what's
gotten into you?

We don't know what's
going on out there, yeah?

We don't know what bit Zuck

and we can't afford to
take any chances, okay.

So Zuck, I'm sorry,

but you're gonna have
to leave the bunker.

Look guys, as a therapist,

I can recognise when someone's
having a panic attack.

Why don't you all take Grant
upstairs to get some fresh air?

No, no, we can't
leave the bunker!

It's fine, me and
Paul will stay here

and look after the bunker.

No, I can't stay here, I
think I need some fresh air.

No, silly, you don't
need fresh air.

- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't,

they're the ones
that need fresh air.

No, I'm the one that
needs fresh air,

I think I'm having
a heart attack.

Oh, you silly goose.

I told you to lay
off the coffee.

Paul, I must say, you are
acting very suspiciously.

Yeah, I think I might have
an idea who the betrayer is.

What? No, no, no,
no, it's not me.

See, look at my cards, look,
see, no betrayer cards.

You've got to believe me,
you've got to believe me.

Exile me, exile me now
before it's too late enough.

Enough!

Something's not right.

I, I think it's the infection.

I-I can feel it, I've got it.

Hey, monkey, monkey,
calm, do the breathing.

That's it, Grant?

Yes, stay with the
breath. Yeah, breathe.

Stay with the breath now.

♪ The weeks go by ♪

No, no, no, no, no, no, I
said it's like a flower,

a nice pretty flower.

A daisy, a daffodil?

A pretty flower, it,
it blooms in spring.

A rose, a peony, lily?

Blooms in spring!

Okay, opposite of low is?

High, hyacinth!

Yes, yes, yes!

So think of like a cow,
but with like long hair.

Right, yeah, okay, yeah.

So what is it then?

Oh, er, bison.

A bison?

How many long-haired bison
have you seen, Zucky? Think.

Time.

It was a yak.

We got three.

Oh, my poor Zucky Ducky.

You've given him brain damage.

I don't have brain
damage, my love.

It's just very hard to think
when you keep shouting at me.

No, Zucky, take responsibility
for your shortcomings.

I, I do take responsibility,
I, I... Take it.

- Yeah.
- It's yours, not mine.

You know bison don't
have long hair.

Okay, I take that and I
accept that, I do know that.

I'm just very hungry right now.

Yeah, we're all hungry.

This rationing has
gotten ridiculous.

Yeah, well, I told
you weeks ago-

Don't "I told you so"
me, this is ridiculous.

We can't live off one
cereal bar every other day.

Well, we wouldn't be in
this position if some people

hadn't scoffed all the
food in the first week.

Hey guys, don't worry,
I'm working on it.

- Yeah, but Nina, that's not gonna...
- Yes?

Nevermind.

Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.

Just keep playing,
keep having fun

and tell me when it's my go.

Yeah, guys, let's not
let the food shortages

turn us into a bunch of animals.

Right, Paul, best
listening ears on.

Oh.

Okay, so you're on
geography, and go.

Okay, so this one is
like, really famous.

Um...

The River Nile?

For God's sake, no. Pass.

Okay, so this one is
like a city in India.

New Delhi.

Er, Mumbai.

- Calcutta.
- No, no, no,

it's like a city, India,
with elephants and stuff.

Oh, Bangalore.

Er, er, Hyderabad.

Jaipur.

No, city, India! Pass.

No, only one pass.

Oh, for God's
sakes! Paul, India.

Er, Kanpur.

- India!
- Surat.

- India!
- Niryat.

- India!
- Akola, Akola!

Time!

Oh, for God's sakes, Paul.

It was Sri Lanka, you idiot.

Okay, come on,
Nines, it's our turn.

Yay.

Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Be careful with that,
you could hurt someone.

It's the only pole I could find.

Okay, who wants to hold
it while I have my go?

I'll hold it for you, babe.

Thank you.

Oh, Paul?

Yep.

Okay, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

I mean, we can't just
leave the hatch open, okay.

Anything might crawl in.

How am I gonna
catch our food then?

Yeah, okay, here's the thing.

I think your ingenuity is great,

but it's not gonna work, is it?

It might, I put all the
old bread at the back.

A bird isn't just gonna
fly into your bucket, Nina.

It might, if it
wants some bread.

It's not even that long.

I mean, you, you're more
likely to catch a badger.

I'm sure you could
still eat a badger.

No, I'm not saying
that, I-I'm saying-

You can eat anything with flesh.

Yeah, I agree with Grant,
I don't think murdering

poor birds and badgers
is the solution.

Look, I've got no
issue with that.

My-my point is that
there isn't gonna be-

I mean, would any
of us even know

how to gut and clean a bird?

Er, excuse me, seven
years at medical school.

I think I could
dissect a pigeon.

But there aren't gonna be
any pigeons to dissect!

What's your solution then?

At least Nina's trying
to solve the problem.

Rationing, okay, rationing.

If we very strictly ration,
have a little bit today,

a little bit tomorrow,

you've got a lot more
than you think you have.

We don't need rationing,
we just need more food.

But you won't let
us leave the bunker,

because you're too much of a-

If you call me a scaredy
cat, I swear to God, I will-

See, this is why I
build my bird trap.

You're so stressed
about food all the time,

that you're not fun to
play games with anymore.

Nina, I-I, I'm
just trying to say-

You are, you're sucking all
the fun out of everything.

Well, yeah, but I mean, we're
on the brink of starvation.

- Grants.
- Like, I-I don't think

- it's that unreasonable.
- Grants, Grants.

Karma is like a boomerang,

in order to get it back, you,

you've gotta let it go.

He's right, just let it go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
right, you're right.

I'll try and put
it out of my mind.

At least until the
end of the game.

Yeah, yeah, of
course. I'm sorry.

- Okay?
- Okay.

I'm gonna try and
not think about it.

- Okay.
- All right, you ready?

All right, so it's
um, it's a food.

You get it in between two
pieces of bread, McDonald's.

- Hamburgers!
- Yeah, there we go.

- Very good.
- Yeah.

Oh, okay, actor and he
is in "The Hollow Man."

- And he does phone adverts.
- Er...

His second name's something
you have for breakfast, it's-

Oh, Bacon, Kevin Bacon!

Yes, yeah, it's Bacon, um...

Oh God, um, okay, so it's
a Eastern European country.

Ah, Poland?

- No.
- Ah, Slovakia.

No, okay, oh, okay.

It's like, "Oh,
how am I feeling?"

Hungary!

Yeah, feeling a bit
Hungary, yeah, okay.

Oh, one of these in Ireland.

Yeah, one of these in
Ireland, um, really bad event.

The Great Potato?

No potato, potato mash.

- No, it was the-
- Potato salad!

- It was the Great
Potato- - Potato mash.

- It was a bad thing.
- Potato fries.

- It was a bad thing. - Potato... - No.
- Sandwich.

Okay, no, I'm sorry,
I just can't do this.

No, no, we're doing so good.

I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, but this is,

we can't just ignore this.

You're right, we're gonna
have to do something drastic.

I've just had a
really good idea.

You know how you four are
like really clever cookies?

Well, why don't you go
hunting for some supplies

and me and this thicko will
stay here and watch the bunker?

Yeah, look, Lindsey, there's
no way we're gonna do that,

because if we leave you in here,

you're just gonna lock us
out and leave us to die.

What?

That's crazy. What
makes you say that?

We've heard you say it
like a gazillion times.

Yeah, the bunker
is really small.

And you whisper really loudly.

And we're all literally
sitting right here.

You're crazy, you're all crazy.

Paul, tell them
how crazy they are.

You're all crazy.

Yeah, well, either way,

you're definitely coming
with us on the raiding party.

Raiding party?

Does that mean?

Yeah,

we're gonna have to leave
the bunker to look for food.

You look like a bloody idiot.

Come on, my love,
this is ridiculous.

- Of course I'm coming.
- Zucky Ducky, no,

I am not having you
get any more injuries.

Sweetness, they're
minor scrapes.

Yeah and they're annoying
and you always do it.

You go off gallivanting,
hurting yourself

and I'm the one who has
to pick up the pieces.

Darling, please, not this again.

Like when we went
canoeing in Canada

and you dislocated
your shoulder.

- Okay, yeah.
- I was just rowing us

around in circles, wasn't I?

- It was rubbish.
- Yeah, yeah.

And when we went up Kilimanjaro

and you sprained your ankle,
that poor little Sherpa man

just had to carry
you up on his back.

- Okay, fine, but- - And
when you shat yourself

on our anniversary
horseback ride.

Okay, fine!

Look, you just stay here where
it's nice and safe, yeah?

What? No, what, what
are you talking about?

Well, just I'm coming too.

Why?

Because I need things to
build a better bird trap,

like some net or some
like acorn for bait.

Yeah, but Nina, if we find food,

we're not gonna need
a bird trap, are we?

Well, yes, we will.

You give someone food
and they eat for a day,

but you teach someone
how to fish for birds

and they eat forever.

Yeah, okay, I can
see your logic.

You need to be very
careful when you're going

and make sure that you don't
get, you know, falling over

or see any bumps or scratches.

You've just got to
stay away from it all,

'cause I don't wanna have
to disinfect anything

when I get back, okay?

Also, if you manage
to see anything

that looks a little bit
like hay fever medicine,

I would really appreciate it
just because I'm getting an-

They think they've
got it all sussed,

but let's just see what happens
on this little excursion.

When I get back, be
ready for action.

Lindsey, please, no, Lindsey.

Lindsey!

Oh, Paul, I'm worried
things aren't gonna work out

with my beautiful Kitty Kat.

Listen, Zuck, I-I can't hold
it in a second longer, okay.

Grant is right, Lindsey is
planning on betraying you

and stealing the bunker.

- Hm.
- Oh.

I love her to pieces, you know,

but I think she's
grown tired of me.

Did, did you hear what I said?

Hm, yeah, yeah, part
of me does think

she's happy the world ended,

just so she didn't have to
go ahead with our wedding.

Zucky, are you listening?

- Hm.
- Yeah?

I said that Lindsey's
going to betray you.

She's gonna do
something terrible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
right, maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm too clingy, but I
feel her slipping away, Paul,

and it terrifies me.

Jesus, Zuck, how
self-absorbed are you?

Do you know what I mean?

Like, obviously
I still love him,

but it is kind of nice to
get some space, you know.

Ssh!

To be honest, I'm
actually kind of glad

that the wedding
didn't go ahead.

Not that I wanna split up
with him or anything, but-

Ssh!

But like you can love someone,
but still want some space,

you know what I mean?

Like, I feel like
with Zucky, like,

he wants us to like
merge into one person

and that can be a bit kind
of sweet at the same time.

He's always like... Shut up.

Rude.

Yeah, that's how we
met, funnily enough,

in A&E, I'd fractured
my collarbone doing yoga

and she was the
doctor that saw me.

Zuck!

Listen to me.

You are all in grave danger!

Yeah, it's a cute story, I know.

Yeah, we were gonna go for
this Bohemian style ceremony

initially, flower garlands,
eucalyptus grounds.

There was this Amazonian
shaman that I was gonna-

God, Paul, what is
all that ruckus about?

Oh, thank God.

Listen, I've been trying
to tell you about Lindsey.

Oh God, you're not
still banging on

about Lindsey, are you?

Some of us have got our own
relationships to worry about.

No, no, mine and Lindsey's
relationship is fine.

What I'm trying to say
is- - Come off it, Paul.

Well, she treats you terribly.

What, Lindsey?

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Look, she just understands
you need a firm hand with me.

I mean, yeah, she can
be a bit strict, sure.

Look, Paul, it's really
not my place to say,

but I think if you were
a little more assertive.

You know what?

I think I've got this book
lying around somewhere for you.

Listen, Zuck, I appreciate
your concern, but honestly,

mine and Lindsey's relationship
is perfectly balanced.

I mean, she's a relationship
counsellor, for Christ's sake,

I think she'd tell me if
something wasn't right.

Now, take it with
a pinch of salt,

but there's definitely
a few gems in here.

Nothing? You, you guys
must have something.

That's why we came out
here, to look for food.

That's good.

Yeah, we're trying to
find some supplies.

What's so funny?

This girl, supplies.
There's nothing left.

Nothing?

How did it get like this?

I don't know, really, um,
some sort of cyber terrorism

knocked out all our infrastructure,
missiles were launched.

Boo!

Riots.

Chaos.

Darkness.

And then...

The foxes.

- Foxes?
- Ssh!

I swear to God, they know when
you're talking about them.

What about the F, foxes?

Okay, so I think these
orange little demons

evolved especially for
an event like this.

They came out shyly at first,

tickled their tongues
on a few corpses,

but then when they had
the taste of human flesh.

That's ridiculous.

"That is ridiculous."

Was it ridiculous when I
watched the love of my life

get torn limb from
limb by a hungry pack?

Bruce thought it
was ridiculous too.

120 kilos, he was,
hulk of a man.

"What's a little fox
gonna do to me?" He said.

I swear to God, they
looked me dead in the eyes

as they went at him, as
if to say, "You're next."

The thing about foxes,
he's got lifeless eyes,

black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

When he comes at you, he
doesn't even seem to be living,

until he bites you.

And then those black
eyes roll over white.

That's from "Jaws."

No, it's, it's not.

Yeah, yeah, that's
from the movie, "Jaws."

No, it's, that was, I
made that up on the spot

to talk about my experience.

Yeah, she's right, that
is "Jaws" word for word.

Yeah, we love that movie.

It doesn't matter if
it's from "Jaws," okay.

All that matters is that
these little orange demons

are the new apex predators.

And they're not gonna stop.

Not until they've
devoured each and every

last one of us.

Yeah, you know, I have to say,

there's some interesting
stuff in here.

Sure, I mean, I'm not saying
you should take it as gospel,

but there's definitely
a few nuggets of wisdom

in there that-

Sorry, I thought, look, that
bit that you're on there

about reclaiming your
primitive dominance.

Yeah, really interesting
actually, yeah.

Sure, exactly, it's not saying

that you need to be
a bully, as such,

but you know, as a man, it's
in our primal nature to hunt.

Yeah.

And to fight.

Okay.

You know, go on, give me a grr!

Oh, okay, um, grr!

No, Paul, a proper grr!

Grr!

Paul, from the loins, grr!

Grr!

"How do you survive?"

I've got news for you,
sister, you ain't!

Goner, you ain't
gonna survive, okay.

This is it, the end of days

Oh, don't be so overdramatic.

There must be some
stored food or something.

Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm.

Nada, zip, zilch.

Unless you get to one
of those military bases,

you're a goner.

Military bases?

Yeah, what military bases?

Well, the nearest
one's in Chesham,

just off the A10 next
to Waltham Abbey.

You turn left at the BP garage,

keep the laurel
hedge on your right

and if you hit the lay-by,
you've gone too far.

Why haven't you gone there?

Go to Chesham on foot?

With all the... Foxes?

No, no, no, no, it's too
dangerous, no, it's suicide.

Plus I'm too far gone, too
used to living as prey.

We've got a bunker.

Nina.

We may as well tell him.

Yeah, poor man's
out here on his own.

Yes, but it's a
very full bunker,

even slightly overcrowded.

Yeah, we've got a bunker.

There's two more
of us guarding it.

Smart, underground, that's the
only place that's safe now.

But we've run out of food.

If we take you with us,

would you help us go
to the military base?

Oh, hm.

Hm, I don't know.

What have you got to lose?

Okay, well, that means
there'd be seven of us, right?

Okay, safety in
numbers, I guess.

I mean, if we left during
daylight and stuck to open spaces.

Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

And with my military experience,

we might just have a chance.

Wait, you're a military man?

Ex-military. Well, I was
in the cadets at school.

But let me tell you, I've been
a Scout Leader long enough

to know the difference between
a fisherman's knot and-

Who left the hatch open?

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Zucky, what happened?

This little guy just
fell into the bunker.

It's okay, you had no choice.

What's happened to your hand?

Oh, now, Kitty Kat,
don't be angry.

But the beast did take a
little chunk out of me.

No. How are you
gonna give massages?

He was right, those little
bastards are deadly.

Who was right? What happened?

Did you find any food?

♪ While we're underneath
the ground, babe ♪

♪ Why don't you help me
play another round, babe ♪

♪ Another round and
I'll leave you be ♪

♪ 'Cause one more round
is gonna set us free ♪

♪ We're playing board games ♪

♪ At the end of the world ♪

Paul, what are you
doing? It's our go.

- My leg healthy?
- Because it gives you

the energy that you need.

Coming, sweet cheeks.

I'm a person, I
did my level two.

Oh, did you, did you,
when did that happen?

At Fitness First.

- Okay, at Fitness First.
- Yes.

- I didn't get the time.
- Did they teach you that

- at PT training as well?
- Let's dance.

Yes!

That's what you get,
that's what you get

for messing with Paul Perkins.

You made your point. Now stop,
no more, please stay there.

Oh yeah, what person does that?

- It's all about presence.
- It's so annoying.

Please just go away.

Prepare for total annihilation.

Must we really play
such a violent game?

Oh, that's annoying as
well, is it, my pacifism?

Come on, guys, let's just all
play nice together please.

Yes, Nina, I agree, we
should be playing nicely,

which is why it would be nice
after all this bloodshed,

if we could play something
a little more humane.

What is inhumane about a
family board game, Zuck?

Does anybody mind if I have
the last of Zuck's fingers?

- No, thank you.
- No, that's okay.

No, you go for it.

At least some good
will come of them.

Knock yourself out.

I'm sorry, you're right.

I shouldn't be infringing
on your fun, I just,

well, I'm having a harder time.

I'm having a harder time
clinging onto my sanity!

Than the rest of you are, I
just, I need to recenter myself.

Please, you guys go ahead.

No, Paul, not Mongolia.

It's a funny thing,
these fingers, isn't it?

You'd think they just fill
a hole, but if anything,

they just make
you more ravenous.

Aha, I got China!

It's mine now.

One more time.

Right, because if you're
still feeling all blah,

I'd much rather you
just got some Valium

from the medical bag.

Sorry, rather than what?

Rather than (inhaling
and whistling).

My breathing?

You would rather me take
Valium than breathe?

Zucky darling, my sweet angel,
it is piercing my eardrums.

Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey,

if my PTSD is too loud for you,

then I will just add breathing

to the list of things not
to do in your presence.

I have to break up the table.

- What?
- Yeah, I need the wood

for my barricade, I need
to break up the table.

No, what will we play games on?

What we gonna eat on?

Well, we don't really have
to worry about that, sis,

because the last thing we've
got to eat in the whole world

is this little tin of peaches.

So I've resigned
myself to the fact

that we're gonna
starve to death,

'cause I absolutely
refuse to be eaten alive

by man-eating foxes.

So can we please
clear the table,

so I can finish my barricade?

Grants, Grants,
Grants, young Padawan,

how many times?

The walls that we build

to protect us from the darkness.

Well, they can also
block us from the light.

Nothing, nothing, that's
what you contribute here,

absolutely nothing, just
empty, meaningless cliches.

Breathe, Grants, breathe.

It's Grant, it's Grant, yeah!

No S, it's Grant!

So stop telling me to breathe,

you vacuous hippie man child!

Grant, please regain the breath.

I shall be the angriest
man in the room!

Okay, let's all
calm down please.

Excellent idea, Nina, I think
we should all just need to.

You know what?

I'm gonna meditate over there

and trust that the universe
will provide us with a solution.

- Okay, come here, come here.
- Okay.

Hey, look, Paul has
just taken Mongolia.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
see how that's happened.

- Yeah.
- What you've done

is you've spread yourself a
bit thin across the board.

I always do that.

Yeah, so what what you wanna do

is kind of bring your
troops kind of back to Asia.

- Oh.
- What am I doing?

What am I doing? There's
absolutely no time for games.

Oh, come on, you never have
time for games anymore.

It's just more and more
and more breaking things,

banging, moan!

Yeah, to be fair, Grant,

you really have been
sucking all the fun

out of the apocalypse.

Yes and now you wanna
take away the games table,

the last thing that
is connecting us

to our lives before
this, no, I say no!

How am I the bad guy here?

I literally saved
all of our lives.

Well, yes, but that
doesn't give you reason

to be a miserable, fun thief.

So what do you propose we do?

I propose we go to the
military base in Chestnut!

Chesham.

Yeah, it's not actually
that far from here.

No, no, you saw what
it's like out there,

it's absolute certain death.

Yeah, but one of us
could go and send help.

Oh yeah.

Who's gonna volunteer
for that suicide mission?

I shall go.

What, Paul?

Wow!

You'd do that for us?

That's very brave.

What if you die?

Better to die free
than to live in a cage?

Wow.

Paul!

Yes, Paul!

Paul!

- Paul!
- Paul!

Paul!

Go Paul, go, yes, Paul!

Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul!

Yes, I'm power!

I am man!

No!

Ah, ah, ah!

Oh.

Oh, dear.

What have you done?

I do apologise.

I don't quite know
what came over me.

It's just that Zuck gave me
this book about masculinity,

you see and I-

You ate the last food.

Yes, no, well, I did get
a bit carried, didn't I?

Well, you'd better hurry
to that military base

and get them to
rescue us quickly,

'cause we're gonna
be dead in days now.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

No, well, yes, no, yes.

Well, come on, chop chop.

Yes, no, it's just
that obviously,

now that the adrenaline has
sort of gone away and stuff.

You're not going, are you?

I just don't think I'm the
right person for the job.

Great, that's great,
Paul. What do we do now?

Guys!

I've got it!

I know how we can get a
message to the military base.

It just came to me in a
flash of divine inspiration.

I knew the universe would-

For God's sake, I'll go.

With Paul, obviously.

Really?

Yes.

Oh, well, my mistake, everyone,

looks like I will
be going after all.

Lindsey, are you being serious?

Is this some kind of
scheme to steal the bunker?

Oh yes, that's it, I'm
gonna steal the bunker

by leaving it, thicko.

The truth is, I feel bad, okay.

You let us into
your little bunker,

your leechy little neighbours,
and how do we repay you?

We tried to steal the bunker.

And not only that, when the
food started to run out,

I kind of.

Peanut butter!

Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Just, guys, guys, just
because there's lots

doesn't mean that we need to,
we just need to, ah, oh, hm.

Oh, my God, mm!

Lindsey, why would you do this?

Because I can't help it, okay.

I'm selfish.

It's how I was raised.

When I was growing up,

I wasn't surrounded
by love like you were.

I was surrounded by...

Parents.

Mummy, Daddy, please can I have?

Lindsey, sweetie,
please, no more.

Please, Mummy and
Daddy, I just want to-

No, sweetie, you've got enough.

Why?

Lindsey, sweetie, please.

But Mummy and Daddy,
why can I not have?

I just want a... No,
Lindsey, we can't afford it.

We had to remortgage the house.

Enough.

No.

Stop.

Can't.

Shan't.

Won't.

N-O, Lindsey.

It was torture.

But you are all so kind to us.

I guess I wanted
to be kind back.

So whatever, the chances
are, we won't even make it,

but if we do, we'll send help.

I, um, I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything then,
just open the bunker.

Come on, Paul.

Rightio.

Toodle pip.

It takes a big person to
admit all of that, Lindsey.

Thank you.

Yeah, um, I, I
never would've, um.

Yeah, thanks, thank you.

Yeah, thank you.

I really, really hope you
don't get eaten by the foxes.

Oh, whoa, hey, hey,
hey, are you okay?

- Are you okay?
- Oh, she's fine, guys.

- Okay, yeah, I'm okay.
- Yeah?

- Whoa!
- Oh!

Stop fussing, fussy
little... Fuss.

Kat?

What's going on?

Wakey wakey.

Somebody's a little bit
sensitive to Valium this morning.

What, what's going on?

We finally get to
play Rodent Trap.

I really am terribly
sorry about all this.

What's he doing?

Just finishing off the
last piece of the trap.

What the hell is that?

Guys, be careful, that
looks really dangerous.

Move me out of the way,

move me out of the
way this instant.

Yeah, could we also be
repositioned as well, please?

Sure, how can I help?

If you could just shuffle
me a little bit this way?

Yeah.

Yes, just a little bit more.

Okay, yeah.

A little more.

Oh, for God's sake, why
don't you just say it,

you want us to separate?

Fine, yes, I want to separate.

Okay, well, there we go then.

So separate in
physical proximity

or, or in our relationship?

Could be- - Paul,
could you please

move me 90 degrees this way?

- Right, real mature.
- Look, can you two,

Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey,
what's happening here?

Well, basically, I
found a way to fix

the food shortage problem that
also fixes the overcrowding.

That's so clever.

Please don't say what I
think you're gonna say.

Well, basically,
we just eat you.

That way, population goes
down and food goes up.

No, no, that's so mean.

Really, I can only apologise.

Fine, well, if you
don't wanna speak to me,

I don't wanna
speak to you, Paul.

This isn't happening,
this isn't happening.

Who wants to go first?

I kind of wanna go first.

Nina, Nina, don't
roll that dice.

You-you see, she's attached
to the cage, to-to-to

No, no, no, I understand.

She's attached a big
spike to the board

so whoever lands on the trap
gets killed with the spike.

Still a really fun game.

Yeah, we did think it
was the fairest way

to decide who goes first.

I'm having a nightmare,
I'm having a nightmare.

Go on, Paul, give him the dice.

No, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul,
you don't have to do this.

Don't let her make
you do it, she's evil.

She's not evil. She's maybe
a little misunderstood.

Paul, she wants to kill and
eat us, she's pure evil.

No, no, no, no, you just
don't know her like I do.

She can be really sweet.

Paul!

You got a five.

No, I'm not playing.

One, two, three, four, five.

You get a piece of cheese.

Lucky.

Well done. Nina, you're next.

Okay, okay, okay, so
this is a bit difficult,

because if I land on the trap,

I get hit with the
spike and I die,

but I might also
get some cheese.

No, Nina, wait, wait, wait.

Yellow please.

Oh, that's rubbish.
I wanna go again.

No, no, no, I wanna
have another go, no.

With the dice.

You know what your
problem is, Zucky?

Oh, yes, thank you,
honey, break up with me,

then tell me all of my flaws.

Your problem, actually, no,

I've got to say it to your face.

Paul.

Ah, no, thank you, Paul,

I don't feel like a
barrage of criticism.

Your problem is you're entitled.

I'm entitled?

I do nothing but give.

Give? You just want
round-the-clock attention.

No one's ever taught
you any boundaries.

Oh, yeah, well,
there's a fine line

from where boundaries stop
and, and selfishness begins.

Are you calling me selfish?

I'm calling you very selfish.

I don't need to hear this.

You just need to work out

whether you want a
girlfriend or a nanny.

Oh, well, if I did want a
nanny, I wouldn't hire you,

unless I'm wanting
my little toddlers

running around all unsupervised,

putting their little
fingers in plug sockets,

eating shards of glass.

Excuse me, I would be
an incredible nanny.

I'm a very, very caring
person, thank you very much.

I was a doctor,
for Christ's sake.

Yeah, and you hated it.

No, I didn't, I just found
it very, very tiresome.

Will you two stop bickering?

Am I the only one who cares

we're about to be
impaled and eaten?

No, no, no, no, Paul, I demand
that you stand up to her.

Tell Lindsey this
isn't happening.

I am ordering you
to grow a backbone.

I can't, okay.

I don't want to do this,

but it's like she has
these mind powers over me.

I can't resist.

Everything okay here?

Little bit of
whispering going on.

Go on then.

Fight it, Paul, fight it.

Oh God, please, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, please, no!

Just please don't
put me here again.

I'll-I'll-I'll do anything,
I, we-we can make a deal.

Let's-let's make a
deal, listen, listen.

Um, let's all agree
we can eat Zuck.

What?

No, let me finish.

We can eat Zuck, but Nina,
Kat and myself go free.

Are you finished, that's the
deal, is it? That's great.

No, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, no.

Thank you.

Nina, look, I don't think
you quite understand

- the danger here.
- I understand.

But there's not much we
can do about it, is there?

So why worry about
something we can't control?

We might as well make
the most out of it.

And besides, if I
do get the spike,

there's no better
way I'd rather go

than playing board
games with you.

Yay, cheese!

Oh, I wouldn't worry, Grant,

I think it's pretty clear
that the universe hates me.

Everyone here knows

I'm gonna be the one
getting that skewer,

you may as well aim
it at my broken heart.

Oh, you're always
playing the victim.

Paul, I can't take this
anymore, swivel me away.

Oh, no, swivel me away first.

Oh, for goodness
sake, enough of this!

Listen, the thing
about relationships

is that you've got to- -
Oh, no, thank you, Lindsey.

We don't want
couples counselling

from the woman
trying to murder us.

Listen, it's very clear to me

that you both love each other.

This is just a classic
example of the same qualities

that initially attracted
you to each other

being the same qualities

that have driven
you nuts over time.

Your independence, your
sensitivity, opposites attract.

Some of us are more
afraid of abandonment

and others are more afraid
of losing our independence.

The question is
whether you're willing

to let the fears of
what might happen

ruin what you currently have.

Look, I don't have
the answers for you,

but I've seen the
way that you two

chase each other
around the garden

and I'm pretty sure
that in those moments,

you're not thinking,

"What am I getting from
this relationship?"

You're thinking,
"What can I give

to this wonderful, beautiful
person that makes me so happy?"

Paul, it's a three!

I love you, Zucky Ducky.

I love you too, Kitty Kat.

Yeah, yeah!

Paul.

That's it.

Good catch.

I'm sorry, Lindsey, I
can't let you do this.

Don't you dare defy me, Paul,

I do defy you, Lindsey.

I do defy you very much.

And there is nothing
that you can do or say,

that will make me continue
this cruel, cruel game.

Yes, you tell her.

Can I have a word with
you, please, over there?

Paul, listen to me.

No, you listen to me.

Everything that you just
said to Kat and Zuck.

Oh, don't tell me you took
any of that stuff seriously.

It was spot on.

Relationships should be
about enriching the lives

of the person that you're with

and that is the opposite
of what we've got.

All you ever try to
do is control me,

but no more.

I don't care if you shout at me.

I don't wanna be part of
this for a second longer.

Paul.

Oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey.

Please don't cry.

No, no, please don't cry.

Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh!

You keep being selfish.

No, no, no, I really don't
think I'm being selfish here.

You are.

I really don't think I am, baby.

You want me to perish?

Perish? No, is that
what you think?

Oh, no, I don't
want you to perish.

No, whoever said the word
perish? Nobody said perish.

You said perish.

I didn't say perish,
you said perish.

Look, it's okay, don't worry.

Will you help me then?

Okay, yeah, I'll help
you, I'll help you, yeah.

Just please, just stop crying.

I'll help you with
whatever you need, okay?

Yeah, yeah, just please, just
stop crying for me, okay?

- Yeah.
- That's it.

Hey, no, no, no, no.

I will not succumb to
your emotional blackmail.

Please, Paul.

Fight it, Paul, stay strong.

You can do it.

We're having a
private conversation!

Show me you love me,
Paul, drag out the trap.

No, I won't let you

manipulate

me.

Fine, I'll do it then.

Oh!

Yeah!

Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul!

- Paul, Paul, Paul!
- Yes!

Paul, Paul, Paul!

- Yes, yes!
- Paul, Paul, Paul!

Yes, yes, who's the man?

Paul!

- Who's the man? Say.
- Paul!

- Who's the man? Say.
- Paul, Paul, Paul!

Who's the man? Say
Paul! ♪ Paul, Paul ♪

Who's the man? Say Paul!

Who's the Paul, say Paul's
the Paul. Say, who's the man?

Say Paul's the man.

No!

Uh!

Oh, thank God.

What do you want from me?

Zucky, they've turned
you into a human kebab!

Gosh, I'm-I'm so sorry, Zuck.

That's my bad,
that's on me, okay.

I'm-I'm-I'm gonna fix
it, I'm gonna fix it.

Okay, one.

Two.

Three.

Ah, now you're talking, Grants.

Yeah, well, we'll have a
better chance of making it,

if we all go together, right?

Is there really no other option?

Hey, Zucky, what was your plan

before you got hit
with all that wood?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, that could
still work actually.

Oh, and I need to get myself
into the right head space, but-

To do what?

Well, have you ever heard
of astral projection?

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, no.

We're taking our
chances with the foxes.

Are you sure?

Absolutely not.

It's very unlikely
we'll make it,

but it's just a risk
we're gonna have to take.

No, you know what,
Grants? I'm not worried.

I have faith in- - If
you say you have faith

in the universe, Zuck,
I swear I'm gonna-

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm done with the universe.

No, you hear that?

No, I'm done with you.

No, I have faith in you, Grant.

You'll get us there,

Oh.

Thanks.

Well, I have faith in you.

Not as much faith
as I have in you.

No, I have more faith in you.

Great, shall we go?

Oh, let's not forget
about Lindsey, everyone.

Can't leave Lindsey here all
on her own, trapped here.

No, Lindsey's
learned her lesson.

She promises to be a
team player from now on.

So, hooray, it's a happy ending.

Come on, everyone,
let's get out of here.

Lindsey, sweetheart.

If we make it there alive,
we'll send help, okay.

Until then, you're on your own.

Paul.

Paul!

Don't you dare leave me here!

Okay, let's go.

Paul, come back.

Hey, monkey.

I'm proud of you.

Paul, you've forgotten Lindsey.

What about Lindsey? She's
still here, she's still here.

What about Lindsey, Paul.

Paul, you've taken yourself
away from Paul and Lindsey.

Now it's just Lindsey.

Paul!

Uh!

Where did you go?

Paul, it's just Lindsey now.

Lindsey all alone!

♪ I never knew the sun
was a long lost friend ♪

♪ I never knew you lose
the time you can't spend ♪

♪ I always thought I'd be all
right, so let's just pretend ♪

♪ We're only setting out
and nowhere near the end ♪

♪ Freedom calls and
it's so, so sweet ♪

♪ Freedom calls and
it's all you can eat ♪

♪ It's calling you
over the hill ♪

♪ It's dragging you down,
expending your will ♪

♪ Check over your shoulder
if you wanna survive ♪

♪ She's a stone cold killer
and she'll eat you alive ♪

♪ Freedom calls but
it comes at a cost ♪

♪ Freedom calls when
you've already lost ♪

♪ Freedom calls ♪

♪ Freedom calls ♪