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What...

What the hell!

Hello.

Hello.

My TV is not working.

Can you send someone?

What brand?

Well...

What is the brand?

Or is it an off-brand TV?

Sony.

Model number?

Model number...

Must be there on either side of the LCD.

It's not an LCD, it's a color TV.

All TVs are color.

Do you have a tube TV?

Is your backside big?

What do you want with my big backside?

I mean, the TV's backside...

Yes, it is big.

We don't have mechanics for these old makes.

It's not old, I bought it in 1999.

Sorry, I can't repair it.

So what do I do with it?

Even OLX won't buy it, just dump it.

What do you mean, dump it?

Go to hell!

Idiot!

Yes?

Hey, old man, you had called.

I was on my bike.

Really? Wayne Rainey on a motorbike!

Come soon, my TV is not working--

Old man, I can't repair that ancient TV of yours.

So I just throw it away?

I can't!

Go to hell, idiot!

Excuse me.

Where can I get an old TV repair shop?

Bugger, old man...

Now I have to start counting again.

Do you?

Hey, Grandpa,

where are you off to?

Are you stressed about something?

Yes.

My TV is not working again.

Again?

Yes.

TVs with picture tubes are obsolete nowadays.

Don't worry, I have a spare TV at home.

I will send it to your place.

No.

Why will I take your TV?

Like I said it's a spare.

I watch my new TV.

You could have got some money by selling on OLX.

Don't worry about it.

Whenever I need it, I will take it from you.

Come.

Clean the bathroom properly.

That's my thinking room.

Scumbag.

Bring it in.

Careful.

See, Grandpa, just like your TV.

How can I ever repay you?

Don't worry, maybe some other time.

You can repay me with your stories free of cost.

Okay?

Where were you?

Don't lie. Where were you?

To the doctor.

Doctor? Or meet someone else...

Call up the clinic and ask.

You have the number.

You had given me a number.

How do I know it's authentic?

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Your wife goes alone to the clinic...

to check on the health of our unborn child.

And you suspect her?

Don't keep saying "our child",

I am not the father.

What did you say?

You heard me.

You don't think I know?

The games you play behind your pretense.

Think what you want.

I will carry out my responsibilities.

Exactly.

Don't be pretentious.

Whose child are you carrying?

Hey, what took you so long?

Please come in.

Look who is here...

He is our new neighbor, his name...

Wait.

Give me two minutes.

The climax is on.

So you won't tell me whose child you are carrying?

If you want to know, get a DNA test done.

All I know is the child is not mine.

Before pointing fingers at me,

why don't you clean your own backyard?

Don't push me, I am sure this child...

Do you want to know whose child?

Then listen...

Whose child is Sati carrying?

Keep watching tomorrow, same time.

Again today they've stretched it.

I still don't know whose child Sati is carrying.

Oh...

I'm surprised a person like you watches this garbage.

You can't get a DNA test done, just like that.

And besides, this is a re-telecast of the morning show.

No, it wasn't working then.

You know how popular Sati is?

Tell me about it!

My whole family, including Mom and Grandmom watch it.

High TRPs.

Adventure of the next level.

You don't understand anything about adventure boy.

In the year 1984,

what I did in Siachen was an adventure.

He is an ex-army.

Right.

Sounds cinematic.

Grandpa, get the Ludo out.

Let's do some adventure.

Yes...

Why Ludo?

Why not the royal game of chess?

"Pacchishi", Ludo's source.

This was Emperor Akbar's favorite game.

You know,

I spent my brain my whole life earning a living.

I am fed up and have left everything to fate.

And Ludo has it all...

Six, one, close, home...

If one leaves then there is a threesome at home.

You can bang the neighbors.

But you cannot bang your own.

And when the neighbor reaches the star.

You can get on them but cannot bang.

What?

Shut up.

God help.

Don't disturb.

- What's the number? - Five.

Siachen...

God...

Six!

Six.

Now a googly for Siachen.

Six and four.

I am behind you.

Six.

Come on, Grandpa.

One.

Precious Ludo

I am not leaving it.

Now just four, and he is mine.

Incomparable Ludo

Royal Ludo

When did you last get a six?

He is acting What an actor!

Call the Doctor.

Does he have epilepsy?

Epilepsy...

Don't hit him.

Wait.

Oh, sniff the slipper.

Where...

How is it?

Sweet, just like you.

Come on.

I picked up the brush after so long.

Thinking, let me decorate our home.

Your work has increased now.

Why?

You have to teach our new family member to paint so beautifully.

Listen, we need to go shopping.

Shopping... again?

Not for me.

Then?

We need to buy a baby cot, clothes...

Indeed.

We need to buy pretty things for our sweet baby.

And decorate our home beautifully.

Yes.

Hello?

Hello, Uncle!

Uncle?

Who is this?

Uncle, are the blouses ready?

Blouse?

Two mulberry, one maroon, and one pink flower on white...

- Blouses I had ordered? - Blouse?

You forget? I...

Who were you calling?

What?

Answer me.

Tailor uncle.

Why the landline?

So I can't check the number.

Phone is on charge.

You remember the tailor's number also.

Here, call from my phone.

Take it!

I will disconnect this landline.

Useless.

Don't use it again.

Hello.

Tell me.

Do you have two minutes?

Yes, sure.

Actually,

I love the mulberry color.

I had ordered some blouses to be made.

What's the matter?

No--

Nothing happened.

You are lying.

It's true.

I am telling the truth.

I don't believe you.

Tell me what happened.

He again hit me today.

What?

Why?

Was there a fight?

- No. - Then?

I don't know.

What do you mean?

This can't go on.

His illness is getting worse.

Take him to the doctor.

He won't go.

So you will tolerate this silently?

Think about my condition.

I left my whole family for him.

Even left my religion... Only for him.

You have sacrificed your whole life for him.

But he doesn't understand that.

Sometimes I think I should commit suicide.

Don't say that.

I have no option but to return home.

I am a prisoner here.

There's no escape.

Hello?

He...

Hello.

What's happening?

This is not right.

What's happening?

This is wrong, so wrong.

Hey...

Saved... I guess.

You know what I'm going through.

They rejected my transcript again.

They said the commercial aspects is missing.

These buggers are looking for commercial aspect in literature too.

I'm losing my mind.

But you understand me.

When will you stop reacting like this?

If I had come in a bit later then...

I need to take you to a psychiatrist.

You will also come, right?

Who else will take you there?

Oh! I am mad now?

Hey...

We both are.

I am... only for you.

Lies.

For your eyes.

Lies again.

For your lips.

Oh my!

Our phone has a redial button too.

For your breasts.

Oh!

What timing!

Damn!

It's on.

Hey.

Wait. Enough.

- Leave it. Enough. - But...

No buts...

Go away.

Your cleaning has screwed up my night.

Shit... it's over!

Hello.

Yes, sir, you had called.

Yes.

Okay.

Really?

Yes, great!

I am reaching in an hour and a half.

You will always get good news if you are with me.

But...

if I don't leave you now,

good work might not happen.

I won't have lunch at home today.

Can I know what the good news is?

Let it happen, I will tell you after I return.

Close the door.

All that is later. I am hungry.

Check if the number I have written is right.

- Yes. - Zero-three-three-two-four-zero...

Triple six double three, correct?

Yes.

Okay.

What about him?

He will eat something outside.

Things are still shaky?

No, everything is fine now.

So why is he eating outside?

I will tell you in some time I am hungry now, will speak later.

Zero...

Hello, Pizza Hut?

Hello, ma'am.

Hello, Pizza Hut?

Hello, sir.

One single-serve pepper chicken pizza with a Coke.

Single-serve... pepper chicken pizza.

- With a Coke. - Okay.

- No extra cheese. - Okay.

No extra cheese.

And... make it on a thin crust.

One second...

- Thin... - Anything else, ma'am?

Thin crust?

Yes, that's it.

- Address, ma'am? - Address, sir?

- Thirty minutes. - Thirty minutes.

Make line for a thin-crust pepper chicken single serve...

- With coke? - Address?

Someone is playing flute

In the abandoned Eden

Warmed my heart as it...

Played

What good news!

I get to hear these very often.

Nothing materializes.

What are you doing?

I'm sketching after a long time.

Good, else you will go crazy sitting alone.

I feel, I feel like I'm going crazy.

I have told him.

I don't care what you think.

I will start a job next month.

Where did the eraser go?

That day I was making the bed. It must fallen somewhere.

First, serve me some food, I will tell you then.

Oh,

I haven't cooked anything.

So, you didn't have lunch.

Yes, I did, some leftovers.

Wait, let me rustle up an omelet for you.

Good news has a strange connection with puddings.

Yes.

But for now, the omelet is fine.

ONE

DOZEN

OMELET

EGGS

Can't wait anymore.

Please tell me now.

A director...

Young, talented.

A budding filmmaker.

He read my last story.

And he wants to make a film out of it.

That's great.

I want a treat.

All that will happen.

But there is a hurdle.

Really?

By the way, the omelet is excellent.

Thank you.

The thing is...

that...

he wants a stronger punch in the climax.

A bit abstract.

A bit non-composite.

But you don't want that, correct?

No, no, I have no problems with that.

Hey.

Sit and listen to me.

When you are doing something and listening...

I feel you are not giving importance to what I say.

Tell me.

I don't have any issues with changing it...

The thing is I have to finish it by tonight.

Tomorrow I have a meeting with the producer.

How much will they pay you?

I don't know, I haven't discussed it with them.

See.

You didn't discuss the most important thing.

Let's go on a trip to Mandarmani.

After you get the money.

Money is not that important to me.

I need this break.

I am saying the same.

I need this break.

Sorry.

I want to get out of these four walls.

And even the TV has not working since morning.

Everything will work.

But right now, I need to start writing.

I have till tonight.

You have got only two hours.

Finish by then, whatever you can.

Why?

I will finish cooking by then.

After that,

you never know...

Damn!

CALLING 100$$

Lal Bazar Control, what is your emergency?

I mean... at my house...

Outside my door, someone...

comes and stands outside and disturbs me.

Has he spoken to you?

No, he hasn't.

Did he break anything?

No, he hasn't broken anything.

Did he knock on the door?

No, he hasn't.

How does he look?

I haven't seen his face.

I was scared and didn't open the door.

When I opened the door,

there was no one, must have run off.

So how did you realize that someone was standing there?

I saw...

Just now you said you didn't see anyone.

I saw his feet... his feet's shadow.

Okay.

Tell me your address.

I will send someone tomorrow from the local police station to investigate.

Tomorrow?

If something happens tonight.

Has this person harmed you in any way till now?

No, that he hasn't but...

- He won't harm you tonight then. - Oh, that's great.

Has he texted you that he will not harm me tonight?

Are you playing a practical joke on this helpline?

Oh, you have figured it out...

A bit more and I would have been in seventh heaven.

You seem to be an elderly person.

These practical jokes don't suit your age.

So it suits your age then?

So much has already happened and you will investigate tomorrow.

Even if what you say is true,

then what do we investigate?

Shall I send a sketch artist to sketch the shadow of the feet?

What a waste of time!

Idiot.

Ran away.

Well...

Wait.

So, daughter-in-law... Are you okay?

How can I not be in my own home, Auntie?

You have to be very careful.

Don't lift any heavy things.

I am not doing any heavy work.

Just a bit of cooking and helping around...

Look, daughter-in-law,

you need to understand. You have many responsibilities.

Don't forget you are carrying this dynasty's heir.

- I am not worried about your... - What!

What are you wearing?

Why?

Don't you like it?

No, it's fine...

But...

It's small.

Seductive.

Hopefully, you have finished your writing.

Oh, thanks for reminding me.

Too bad.

Today, it's not possible then.

My work...

My work...

Assholes.

Hey...

Not today.

I am not feeling too well.

Why? What happened?

I...

My tummy is paining.

Shall I call the doctor?

No, no need.

I have taken carom seed oil.

So...

I need to go again.

I must go. Some other time. Okay?

Nowadays, my body, my touch...

doesn't arouse you?

Have I become old?

Don't be stupid.

You know my work pressure.

That's what you want.

Work pressure throughout your life.

So you don't get hard.

I am not done yet.

But I am.

Lal Bazar Control, what is your emergency?

Yes, that woman is attempting suicide again.

- Please, help. - Which woman?

Where? Give me the address.

I don't know the address.

I heard it on the phone.

One second.

What is your name?

Didn't you call up earlier?

Yes.

But that was for something else.

This is another case.

Are you fooling with me again at this hour?

I will handcuff you and throw you in prison.

Get off!

Die you...

Hello.

Busy?

Oh, she is okay.

Yes.

What happened?

Nothing.

Just wanted to talk to you.

I'm all ears... did something happen?

Tell me.

No, nothing like that.

Then?

Did he hit you again?

What's new in that?

Hey.

This is all wrong.

This can't go on.

The same thing again.

I have accepted my fate.

I am a prisoner here, right?

But, I will not die alone.

Both will.

What rubbish are you saying?

Wait, I am coming...

Please, just talk to me.

That I am...

I am feeling so alone.

I feel better when I talk to you.

Wish I could be there with you.

Who is it?

Did I tell you?

I still remember my days in my village home.

I don't remember our neighbor's name.

But their faces drift in front of my eyes.

My house was small.

But the courtyard was huge.

Walking with my mother through the farmland.

My first experience riding a bicycle.

Plucking delicious raw tamarinds from the tree.

Excitedly watching the folk theatre in the nearby village.

I remember so clearly.

Our house caught fire.

And we left everything and came here.

Poor thing.

Do you remember?

The first time when I...

Hello.

Hello.

Why aren't you answering?

Have you dozed off?

Natural...

I have been blabbering away.

Since you are asleep, I can speak my heart out...

I...

I am just not well here.

He doesn't understand me.

Or my desires.

Who else is there for me here, besides him?

He hit me again today.

For an absurd reason.

I am a...

nymphomaniac.

He can't fulfill my needs.

In the beginning,

it was good.

He would excite me passionately.

The smell of his body.

His eyes...

everything would...

would make me forget everything.

I would become...

hypnotized.

There was no...

right and no wrong.

It would seem like paradise.

This is paradise

MENTAL HEALTHCARE $$

So, old man, is your TV working?

Come.

Sir told me the TV is not working.

Is the warranty over?

Can I have some water?

You son of a bitch.

Tell me...

I am at work.

No... at a sexy woman's house.

I don't think she is married.

Looks like a "live-in".

Water.

There was a loose connection in the circuit.

I've fixed it. It's okay now.

- Collect the money in the evening. - Okay.

Someone stop me, please stop me

I might lose myself in your eyes

My life might get imprisoned

Behind the bars of your love

Come

Let me embrace you

Make you mine

My life, my love

Come

You and I together

My passion for you

Reaches for the sky

Come

My bag...

What are you looking at?

Hey!

I have told you to lock the doors.

Why are you hitting me?

I have told you to lock the doors.

Why are you hitting me?

Have you gone mad?

Still in a seductive lingerie...

Bastard.

To seduce that douchebag?

Who was he?

Who was he?

This is not good, not good.

What...

what are you doing?

Leave me.

It's switched off.

Son of a bitch.

What to do?

Who...

Whom do I tell?

What's happening?

Quiet!

You're going crazy.

What?

You are losing it!

Now, I understand.

Why you have gone hyper?

Your body has endless hunger, right?

Whether I am hard or not...

It's my responsibility to satisfy you right?

Wait...

Wait.

Now...

Now shove it up, you bitch!

I am really going mad.

The producer didn't meet me today.

The last cheque bounced.

The whole neighborhood knows.

That TV mechanic is a bastard.

And you!

I am feeling sick with hunger.

As I had reached the bridge I thought of...

Then I thought about you.

You don't know how much I...

You know nothing.

The outside world will tear you to shreds.

That's why I keep you safe.

And you...

Hello.

Yes, sir.

Okay.

I will reach in one and a half hours.

Yes.

Keep lying quietly.

There is no need to go outside.

And no need to call anyone home.

With your tendency...

it's best to keep your hands and legs tied.

Busy?

This is the end.

No, no, you don't have to come.

You don't even know my address.

I will take care of everything alone.

Like I have done for so long.

He has crossed all limits today.

I have to end everything today.

I will make his favorite pudding today.

Shame, I will never get to hear the good news.

I am very hungry.

I have to tell you something.

Me too, genuine good news.

But first, let's eat.

Okay, say what you want to.

Then we'll eat.

Oh, that mobile got switched off.

It's off.

Pudding.

Perfect.

You knew, right?

That I have good news.

Tell me the good news first.

Don't punish me like this.

Don't eat it!

Hey.

Hello.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey.

What's up, Grandpa?

Where are you off to?

What?

To the market

I've not been out for three days.

You have done your shopping.

You have already done your shopping.

Come. Let me take you home.

You know, something strange happened that day.

No one will believe it.

What?

One woman dialed the wrong number on my landline.

She mistook you for a tailor, right?

How did you know?

Come.

And then?

The woman is in a lot of pain you know.

She has a lot of problems you know.

I think she lives with that man.

Right.

For three days...

- Your phone was not disconnected, right? - Yes.

And you could hear everything they said, right?

Yes, but how did you know?

How did you know?

- Sister. - Yes.

True, all true.

Yes, Doctor.

- Haloperidol five mg. - Yes, Doctor.

Suicide is no solution, am I right?

No solution, lie down.

Which way?

That way.

This one.

The pudding had poison.

They didn't eat.

- The woman did not poison the pudding. - Sister.

Put on the TV and close the door.

- Okay, sir. - Otherwise, how is the man alive?

So nice.

My TV's static noise is so nice.

So nice.

Very nice.

Nothing will happen.

They will not die.

They cannot die.

Hello?