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Cross the forest, it's easier, Liz.
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Don't mess with me.
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It has magic.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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He brought it to the table, I think.
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Yes.
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What are you doing, man?
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How are you, cousin?
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All good, and you?
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All good?
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Very good.
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Come in.
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This one is the same, huh?
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And you?
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Leiro.
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Ah, hello.
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Hello.
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Famous Pedro?
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He arrived, finally.
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How's it going?
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Everything good with you?
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All good.
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No, because this one was...
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that Pedro this, that Pedro that, that
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my cousin is great...
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And yeah, of course.
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Well, I hope I don't disappoint, then.
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Nah.
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Martos was already disappointed in Buenos Aires.
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When he realized that with you
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he didn't stand a chance, that was it.
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So just relax.
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Alright.
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Did you travel well?
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Yeah, luckily I slept the whole trip.
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So...
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That's great.
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Ok.
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I'm going to get a pencil at the...
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I'll be right back.
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Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Hey, did your uncle give you the key to the
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room?
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Yeah, I have it in my backpack.
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I'll give it to you later, okay?
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When I take out the things.
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Okay.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on, let's have something to drink.
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Do you want a soda or something?
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Come on.
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Yeah?
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Little Pimpón.
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Huh?
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Terrano, huh?
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Well, let's eat.
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That's Maxi.
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The friend of Lucas that I told you about.
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I was coming.
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I was going to the club.
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Do you remember?
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It's just that when you told me there was a
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Maxi...
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I didn't believe it was him, but we went
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to camp together when we were kids.
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I think he's my age.
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Yes.
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He's totally crazy.
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But he's a good guy.
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Hey, where's Lula?
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Lula is upstairs with a friend, Martu.
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Do you know her?
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Yes, your friend just told me
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that she has no chance with me.
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Oh, that's true.
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And Lucas is upstairs...
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He's still passed out, I don't know.
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By the way, how did we sleep?
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It was kind of a mess.
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So I'm with Lula in the
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room of my parents.
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The girls are in Ana's room.
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And you are in the room that we
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stayed in last time.
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Ah, okay.
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With Lucas and this Maxi.
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Really.
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Shall we go?
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And I'll leave you that voice because I need to have
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the little lamp to read.
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So...
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Where is it?
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Where is it?
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I'll leave you this one with a t-shirt because without
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a cover you'll end up getting all scratched up all night.
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This is not it.
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Ah, what an idiot.
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Thank you, I didn't see it.
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No, I had put the backpack on top.
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I can't sleep without a pillow, so
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this will be good for you.
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Thank you.
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Hey, are you staying on vacation and then
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staying longer?
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Yes, actually, yes.
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Well, that's great.
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I sleep with a shirt and shorts, so
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you can relax, no problem.
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Okay.
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Shall we sing?
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Of course.
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It's good, right?
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Yes, it's really good.
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You remember me, right?
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Yes, from when we were kids.
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Yeah, me too.
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So now you're beautiful.
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Yes.
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What?
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Nothing, the question.
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Sorry, sometimes I don't filter myself.
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You don't seem gay, you know?
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Maybe, I don't know.
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My comment was really dumb.
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It's just that this thing about seeming gay, like,
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if I were an astronaut I don't know if you'd say
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that I don't seem like one.
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No, I wouldn't even ask you that.
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You seem to me.
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It's just that my girlfriend, well, I had a
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girlfriend, she always told me that I looked gay.
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I got really angry.
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It frustrates me.
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Let's see, stand up.
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You mean standing?
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Standing.
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To stop it, I have to knead it and if
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I knead it right here in front of you, it's likely that
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my girlfriend was right.
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Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend.
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That you stand up to see what
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your girlfriend saw means.
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If you smoke like that you seem a bit gay, huh?
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Stupid.
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Let's see.
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Your girlfriend says you could be gay.
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I haven't seen you in about ten years
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more or less and you know I'm gay.
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And the first thing you make me think of is
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your hard cock.
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I don't know about being gay, but a bit of a weirdo
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if you give me.
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Yes, maybe.
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I'm a bit of a weirdo.
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What do you call these in your country?
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Sissy.
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How relevant.
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This dinosaur.
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My little flashlight.
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Oh.
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Is he going to hug you?
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No, it didn't come out hard for you.
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It's amazing.
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Better.
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Will you give one if I like it?
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Yes, one.
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I'm going to go another day for that.
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Yes, let's see what you want.
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I lived four years, from ten to
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about fourteen.
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Ah, okay.
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I mean, I had understood it as if you had
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been born here and went to Spain.
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No, no, no.
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I was born in Madrid.
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I mean, well, my mother is Spanish and
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my father is Argentine.
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So my father went there, I met
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my mother, they had me and
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we came back here when I was ten
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years old because of my father's job.
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Ok.
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And didn't you keep anything like from the
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porteno thing or something like that?
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A little bit, but when I arrived they were laughing at
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me in school and I stopped it.
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Also in four years there isn't much time for
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a lot.
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Of course, yes.
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And did you leave as an old person and came back?
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Hey, it's your turn.
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Me?
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Yes.
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Here.
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Against whom?
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Against the loser.
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Good luck.
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Me, fourteen eight.
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Hey, return the movies.
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Not me!
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Maxi!
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No, no, guys, come on.
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You already know, dude, he's a drag,
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he's a boss, come on.
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Oh, you're armed, you need to give.
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Where's Pedro?
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In the bathroom, I think.
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And if not, let Pedro go.
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Tell him that the guy from the video is good
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and he's definitely going to be a jerk.
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No, that's it, I lost, come on.
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Oh, what a pity.
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I could already picture Pedro there, all Spanish.
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And now that I find out that
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he sits in this video.
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Do you know who talks about jerk?
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You go to the businesses that attract idiots
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that are hot.
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Well, sometimes it's just coincidence.
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And you?
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What?
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Are you going to ask the bathroom attendant about the
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colors of the flag?
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Come on.
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From one year to the next, he forgets all
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the colors of the flag.
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Two things.
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Can you help me?
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Here in the bathroom?
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No, if you accompany me to the video store.
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To the video store?
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To the past, do you want me to come with you?
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Nothing has changed since I left.
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No, in the center.
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There’s this bookstore that also rents.
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You see that the wifi is bad here.
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Look, the owner makes me a little uncomfortable,
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you see.
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He's kind of a loser and...
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What's wrong?
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Did they fall silent?
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Nothing.
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Well, none of that.
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If I go with you, you see, maybe...
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He makes you uncomfortable.
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Because he's kind of a loser.
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Or because...
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Or because he kind of likes you.
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Yeah, well, that.
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I didn't know how to say it.
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You didn't know how to say it?
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Faggot, gay, loser, maracaibo, butterfly.
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Here is my uniform.
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Atragasable, broken ass and crab is my favorite,
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especially.
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Crab?
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No, look, stop.
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What did Juan say?
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He said...
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Die Hard.
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And the girls said...
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I wish I were big, he said that he was...
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Die Hard?
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Yes.
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The one with Bruce Willis at Nakatomi, Serious.
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Snake from Harry Potter...
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Die Hard?
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Die Hard?
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Yes.
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It's the worst for us, with what
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they put in.
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I love this movie, dude.
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What's your favorite movie?
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Like, classic ones.
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Blade Runner.
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Good choice.
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Mine is...
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True Romance.
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True Romance?
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Ah, Gun Crazy.
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Guillén by Tarantino.
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The movies are siblings.
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Siblings?
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No, the directors are siblings, but the movies
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are sisters.
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How siblings?
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Watch them together one day, you'll see.
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Together like putting, I don't know, Alice movie
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and the Dark Souls soundtrack by Moon
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like that?
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No, not like that, it's not necessary.
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Just watch them and you'll see that...
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Well, I don't know, it's just that...
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It's hard to explain, but they are sisters.
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And well, there are things that cannot be
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explained.
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Like when you don't lie, that you don't get caught
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it shouldn't be hard, but it still happens to you.
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Exactly.
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I'm Pinocchio.
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You're going to make my nose grow.
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Nose?
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Smells like a verse, huh.
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You'll see it one day, but yes, it's
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true that I'm really into multiverses.
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One of these days you lend me a hand.
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Well, or two.
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What movie have I looked up now?
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Edward, Scissorhands.
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I'll hold it tight for you.
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No way.
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Do you really think I'm going to tell you
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the only thing that works for me, huh?
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Moon's hands.
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Milu Foreman.
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Everything works, huh.
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You just have to know how to get there.
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What's up, Pedro?
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Cool, right?
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Yeah, he's a great guy.
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You know what?
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When Juan told me he was coming,
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the Neanderthal inside me came out a little,
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you know?
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Neanderthal.
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And what did I say?
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Neanderthal.
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Neanderthal.
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It has nothing to do with the teeth.
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Well, the Neanderthal inside me came out and
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it seemed a little weird to me, you know?
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But then I said I'm a paranoid.
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What's he going to do anyway?
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Is he going to look at my ass?
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Is he going to look at my underwear?
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These underwear?
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And the hairy butt?
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Very hairy, isn't it?
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Do you know you're not the first one to tell me
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that?
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I don't think I'll be your last.
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On the contrary, I've been covering up because I have
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a lot of hair.
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From the nape to the butt, constant hair.
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Don't remove it, someone likes it.
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Okay.
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There's always someone.
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Yeah, I don't know who.
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Well, back to Pedro's thing.
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Being next to you, you're the visible one, just like
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with the girls.
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So, he has your butt to keep entertained,
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to look at.
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If he wants to look, I don't even worry.
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Oh, what was the last one?
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I had thought...
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What?
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What do they call me?
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Yes.
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What do we call your ass?
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Home was the hand.
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Why?
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Because many would like to enter to know what it
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feels like.
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Her knees were shaking, doesn't that happen to you?
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Very strange, but real.
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Yes, strange, but also a little scary.
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Yes, scary, he says.
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Yes.
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It's anyone, dude.
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You, Pedro, do you want to come?
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To you guys?
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Where are you going?
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We're going to Pinamar to buy clothes, have lunch, and
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to the beach.
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To the beach?
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Yes, to the beach, all good.
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But I didn't buy a new mesh for
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let a gentleman who left see it.
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to walk from blue sea to small sea.
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Maxi was just sleeping a lot.
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He stayed up until any hour last night watching TV.
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so he's not going to come.
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Yes, no, I’ll stay too.
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I prefer to go straight to the beach.
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Good.
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Shall we go?
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Yes, so that I can finish the coffee from...
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anxiety.
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Well, sorry, my love.
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I thought it was already done.
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Is it Pedro?
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He stayed to sleep at someone's place.
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friend.
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Now we’ll pick it up anyway.
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Are you sure you don't want to come, Peri?
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No, I'll go another day, I suppose.
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Yes.
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I'm going to the radio.
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Come on, Lu, we were here an hour ago.
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Well, well.
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What a morning we have, right?
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See you.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Until next time.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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What a nice body you have, dude.
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It used to be a reflection.
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Now you realize?
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You have already woken up.
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What?
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Yes.
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I'm dreaming.
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So what's up, what are you doing?
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About what?
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With the body.
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About sports?
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No, I don't know.
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And you?
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Me what?
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Do you like my body?
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No.
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What no?
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Why?
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Well, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Do you like boys?
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No, but not all.
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And you don't like me?
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No.
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Liar!
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I don't know, no.
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I don't look at the body.
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But you still have a nice body, yes.
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Oh, don't you?
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And what do you measure with?
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By the size of the tail.
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Take it off and I'll tell you if you don't like it.
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Well, still.
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Better if you didn't like it.
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That way there's no tension.
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Oh, Cheriquete, calm down.
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Make a fire, let me go get a beer and
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I know you’re not going to look at my
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butt.
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Well, although you probably already did.
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Lucas says that I have like...
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that my butt is like an albino penguin.
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You can't help but look at it.
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But, well.
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It is what it is.
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And you?
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I did look at your butt, you know?
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I mean, from sports.
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Oh.
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No, from everything.
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Martial arts, I run, I was born.
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The truth is that I have a lot of energy.
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Problems with accumulating it.
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So I need to release it.
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Lingerie catalog.
24:28,300 --> 24:28,680
What?
24:29,960 --> 24:31,580
Lucas says it's also like the catalog
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of lingerie.
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Why?
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Poor men also look at it.
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Bronco, yesterday with the tail, today with the
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butt.
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Tomorrow you're coming.
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Do you know how I made a friend with my
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eggs?
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Baby kittens.
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Because everyone wants to pet me.
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Well then.
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You know?
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Whenever I go to a gay club, I...
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A guy approaches me and says you.
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You're not an astronaut, are you?
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And I tell him, dude, yes I am an astronaut.
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And inside I'm thinking, but this idiot,
25:11,960 --> 25:13,120
What am I going to be doing here other than
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wanting, I don't know, to fit in for a while?
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Well, let's get the rocket going a little bit.
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No, what happens is that you don't appear.
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so much.
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Yeah.
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We should look into your girlfriend, dude.
25:30,970 --> 25:31,330
What?
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I told you that you looked gay.
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You need to see why I was telling you that.
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And you have to see how you are in the
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intimacy, which I believe may be there
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the key.
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Good.
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When we get intimate, let me know.
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When we get intimate?
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No, no, no.
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If you and I get intimate, that's it.
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I imagine both of us in space
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floating, you with my face right in front of
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me and me telling you, dude, I don't know if
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you're really much of an astronaut, huh?
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What a jerk.
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Yeah, jerk.
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But you tell me when we get intimate, knowing that I'm
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an astronaut.
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No astronaut will refuse to see the
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stars.
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And especially not on this super rocket.
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Wait, wait.
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Super rocket?
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I need a translator because I'm already lost.
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I've gotten to the point that the damn guy is an astronaut, but
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super rocket I don't know if it's your truck,
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you or your tail.
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We should look for it.
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It's there.
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I understood.
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Perfect.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Come on, bring it.
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Let's go.
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Google.
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Let's see, super rocket.
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Masculine singular noun.
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Listen, okay?
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Let's see, let's see.
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Firework consisting of a tube
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resistant loaded with gunpowder connected to the end of
26:47,640 --> 26:52,100
two fireballs resulting in an explosion
26:52,100 --> 26:57,320
under extreme pressure or friction launching a
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ugly ejaculation of fireworks.
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It's true, man, it wasn't the truck and
27:03,340 --> 27:04,240
it clearly was your dick.
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It's not that for a moment I thought
27:05,400 --> 27:07,240
you were talking about the rocket being
27:07,240 --> 27:07,940
the truck, right?
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It was just an innocent comment, I
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swear to you.
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But I'm more at ease knowing that you want
27:12,340 --> 27:13,900
me to sit with the device.
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What a bastard.
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Yeah, you throw the stone and hide it with
27:17,160 --> 27:17,300
your hand.
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And well, let he who is without sin...
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You're free from fish.
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You say you like fish a lot
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but I have the feeling you like the
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eel more, man.
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What a fool.
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Let's get intimate, it's true.
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Come on, let's get intimate.
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Okay, intransitive verb.
27:40,360 --> 27:42,540
To establish a person with another in close friendship.
27:42,800 --> 27:44,920
Dude, friends with benefits don't talk, right?
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Okay, but there are two.
27:47,540 --> 27:49,040
To get close, transitive verb.
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To require by force or another means the
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fulfillment of a certain mandate which carries an implicit
27:53,840 --> 27:55,440
threat if not obeyed.
27:55,500 --> 27:55,620
See?
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Sure, right?
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There.
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A little bit.
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There, a little bit to grab, Erick.
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As if I told you.
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Look, first hold me and then tell me that you
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are in fucking heat.
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Of course.
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And I from the back saying excuse me, I think that
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you might be a little gay.
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What a fool.
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Look, you're going to have to...
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have to get intimate, huh?
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But the second one, that of forcing.
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No.
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No, I could never force someone to do.
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something that one does not want.
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Ah, no, me neither, okay?
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I don't go out of orbit for anyone.
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wants.
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It is an impossible love, our Pedrito.
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What are we going to do?
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We can be friends for life.
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I don't force anyone to get on.
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my rocket.
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You don't force anyone to get on the...
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yours.
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Who do you say that we are crazy about?
28:36,380 --> 28:36,560
two?
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I believe we are neck and neck.
28:40,980 --> 28:42,260
When I say head, I mean this one, okay?
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I need beer for this.
28:48,740 --> 28:48,840
What?
28:48,900 --> 28:50,160
Do you think I'm nagging you a lot?
28:50,240 --> 28:50,600
Does it bother you?
28:50,600 --> 28:51,480
What do you say?
28:52,040 --> 28:52,180
No.
28:52,780 --> 28:54,180
He says to stay calm, that I'll go more for you.
28:54,180 --> 28:54,400
to laugh.
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Ah, well.
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Excellent.
28:55,620 --> 28:55,980
Better this way.
28:58,520 --> 28:59,080
What are you doing?
28:59,840 --> 29:00,000
Huh?
29:02,340 --> 29:04,500
With beer, the tail is left to be eaten.
29:12,400 --> 29:12,800
You.
29:13,680 --> 29:14,980
Yes, but no, it's not in this part.
29:14,980 --> 29:15,880
where it gets stuck, it is in the
29:15,880 --> 29:16,960
part where they fish for fish.
29:18,360 --> 29:18,880
Here it is.
29:19,920 --> 29:22,600
It's okay, but two hundred movies worked, this one didn't.
29:22,760 --> 29:24,440
It must be the movie and not the DVD,
29:24,500 --> 29:24,740
do you understand?
29:27,240 --> 29:28,160
I don't know what to tell you.
29:28,400 --> 29:29,880
It looks perfect, it has to be your DVD.
29:30,360 --> 29:30,960
But what do you think?
29:31,000 --> 29:32,860
That I don't want to pay for the movie, it's the
29:32,860 --> 29:34,540
same to pay for the movie or not, because we rent
29:34,540 --> 29:35,540
movies all the time, it's not about the
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movie.
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It's okay, relax, it's just a movie.
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It's fine.
29:40,120 --> 29:41,100
Uh, we'll take these two.
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Thank you.
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God, what an idiot, huh?
29:56,280 --> 29:58,340
I mean, I'm the customer, give me reason,
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treat me well.
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On top of that, you showed your face, she thought we were
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a couple, she was freaking out.
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Why did she think we were a couple?
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Well, because I told her.
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My partner is finishing choosing and now
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we give you everything.
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What do you mean your partner?
30:13,518 --> 30:14,158
In ping-pong.
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Or I lied.
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What a jerk.
30:19,918 --> 30:21,298
He wants to kill himself, I come with one foot in
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a bomb and on top of that my boyfriend.
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How will it go for me Gustavo?
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I could go tonight and break the
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lumbar that idiot.
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That's it dude, it's already happened.
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He's an idiot and that's it.
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Yeah, it's done, it's done.
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As a kid, I used to break everything.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Therapy, obviously.
30:51,878 --> 30:53,018
Now as an adult, I've calmed down, you know?
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But it relaxes me, dude, breaking things.
30:56,778 --> 31:01,118
Don't worry though, it's just that the butt
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I'm not going to break it for you.
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We already agreed.
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What a guy.
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Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20, I have a
31:08,458 --> 31:12,798
Apollo 15, 16, 17 barely making it.
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Am I a friend to myself?
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The butt has no gender.
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With a little insistence, maybe.
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It's a matter of insistence.
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Insist, friend, insist.
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The first day we met, you might have said
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I will love you.
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No, I said I will love you.
31:53,268 --> 31:55,568
No, but seriously, what happens if in
31:55,568 --> 31:56,588
thirty hook-ups you fall in love with me?
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Would it break your heart?
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I'm just messing with you, dude.
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What an idiot you are.
32:10,778 --> 32:12,238
Don't listen to anything I say, I mean
32:12,238 --> 32:12,798
that idiot.
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Besides flashing, everyone would fall
32:15,358 --> 32:15,938
in love with him.
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I'm sure everyone falls in love with you for
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that you joke about it.
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No, they only want me for a space flight
32:21,858 --> 32:23,418
and then I'm left alone hanging on Mars
32:23,418 --> 32:24,098
like Marvin.
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I already know how this ends.
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Let's see.
32:30,658 --> 32:32,378
You fall in love with me, my dick
32:32,378 --> 32:33,818
breaks your ass, I break your heart
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and you break my face.
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No, no, I could never.
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In love with another guy?
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No, breaking your face.
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I was already in love with you, the thing is
32:47,158 --> 32:48,578
I can't accept it, so
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I make jokes.
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Well, then we won't break anything between
32:53,078 --> 32:53,818
each other and that's it.
32:53,938 --> 32:54,178
Come on.
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Done.
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Hey, what do you have a really big dick that
33:02,528 --> 33:03,668
you say you would break my ass?
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He eats it.
33:08,408 --> 33:09,928
My anus closed up, I think I killed
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an ant.
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Don't worry, everything is very elastic,
33:13,308 --> 33:13,888
nothing breaks.
33:15,068 --> 33:18,008
Nothing breaks, everything transforms.
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It’s still true, though.
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The tenor of Sorete is that I have crapped
33:24,808 --> 33:26,508
after hours of barbecue and yet...
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No problem.
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I’m going to have an all-terrain ass.
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Four by four.
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In four by four.
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How's anxious Jovi doing?
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More relaxed?
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Yes, better.
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Did you know that it has been 53 years recently
33:58,578 --> 34:00,738
since the first Argentine was almost
34:00,738 --> 34:01,458
put into orbit?
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It was a monkey.
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Then it lived two more years in Córdoba.
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You're getting worse, Maxi.
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It's a fact.
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Do you want to turn me around?
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Why?
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So you feel calmer.
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No, I'm not embarrassed.
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No?
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Nothing?
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Nothing.
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Let me see the missile you say you have?
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You're going to be disappointed.
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Almost asleep it's not that big, I don't carry
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a slingshot.
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Come on, go ahead.
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Pretty, dildo.
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If I show you mine, you'll fall for it
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.
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Is it that pretty or what?
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Yes.
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A beautiful missile.
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But well, I won't show it to you because you
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are going to fall in love.
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Do you really think I'm going to fall in love
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with you just because you show me your thing?
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No, I shouldn't have, huh.
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About the thing itself.
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Really?
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I had girlfriends more in love with my dick than
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with me.
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Another day when I'm more presentable, like
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in the morning, should I show it to you?
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He doesn't have the guts.
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Yes, I do.
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Quite big.
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He doesn't have the guts to show me a hard dick.
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Are we going to see?
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Take it.
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Maxi.
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What's up?
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What are you doing?
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All good, and you?
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All good.
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Say hello.
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Hello.
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Hi, how's it going?
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Fortune.
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I'm Pedro.
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All good?
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All good.
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Did you know this place?
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Do you like it?
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Yes, it's just that I lived in Buenos
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Aires from the age of 10 to 14.
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I'm half Argentine because my mother is Spanish
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but my father is Argentine.
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Ah, so you acknowledge that.
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Yes, yes, in fact we lived in the same
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neighborhood.
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We used to go to the community center together.
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How crazy.
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How crazy to meet again as adults.
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Bad.
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Yes.
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I was ugly and small.
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Now that I'm grown up, the
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guy has become more handsome.
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How mean.
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How mean.
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Well, I was actually leaving.
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Ah, okay.
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But, should I write to you?
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Sure, we'll talk.
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Should I let you know about that?
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Come on.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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It was my ex Sabrina.
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It was obvious I would meet her here.
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Why did you kiss me?
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Nothing, she asked me who you were, I met all
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my friends.
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And what's up?
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You're going to laugh but I
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told her you were my boyfriend.
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Your boyfriend?
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Yeah, that, that I was here on vacation, chilling,
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with my boyfriend.
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But did she believe you?
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I don't know, it seems like she pretended
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to but I don't think she did.
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And why did you say it?
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I don't know man, it just came out in the moment
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because I didn't want her to see me like that.
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hetero, like when we cut and I said well, maybe
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"If I tell her this, I can get her back."
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vers.
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Do you still like it?
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Yes.
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Come on, what were you saying to me?
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No, that, we broke up because he said that
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he was very closed off and that, combined with that
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I have a couple of little problems in my head.
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made us separate.
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But that was like the starting point,
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let's say.
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He told me that if I was so afraid of
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to put a guy in bed, it is
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because I would probably be afraid that I would like it or...
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Normal according to the theory.
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It's also a bit strange that two brides
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"Have you thought that it was in the middle of"
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he.
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I don’t know, dude.
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Yes, right?
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Also, I have a percentage.
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Well, you gave me support and not the
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you want to grab, so I don't know.
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For me, I am a romantic,
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you see?
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And you don't enter from the penis.
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Romantic no, you don't enter from the penis,
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right?
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No, no, no.
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I mean, you enter from behind.
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I'm warning you for future positions of
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Javi.
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If you want, I can even reach the swordplay,
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but then through the black hole that
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the universe gave us.
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No.
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Well, so what do we do?
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With what?
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With the niece.
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You're going to cop out, you come with me to the party and
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all that stuff.
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It's going to cost you a fortune.
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I ask you on my knees.
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What a son of a bitch.
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Yeah?
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Are you almost done?
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Go ahead.
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What do you want?
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I'm showering, I just got in.
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I'm really desperate, but if I don't wait...
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Take your time, don't mess with me.
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Don't mess with me?
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No, don't mess with me.
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Sorry, it's just that Martín is showering, underneath
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I don't know who the hell covered him up.
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Crap has a bad reputation, poor thing.
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I'm closing it here, okay?
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Don't look.
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The capsule is preparing to be expelled from
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the mothership.
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It is carried along the conveyor.
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The ship's door opens and
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it's ejected into space.
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What a son of a bitch, you're going to laugh,
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I can't take a shit in peace.
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Hey, Pedrito, if we were to choose and I were
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gay and we were dating, what would you like more
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from me?
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You know that by sleeping with men you are not
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gay, right?
41:27,228 --> 41:27,628
What?
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Well, there are porn actors who fuck their whole
41:31,388 --> 41:32,768
lives with men and are not gay.
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There are even gay people who die gay without
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ever having touched a dick in their life.
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And what makes you gay for you?
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Desire.
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And love, I suppose.
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What am I getting at?
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But wait, you didn't answer me, what do you like
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more for you?
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Well, it all depends on...
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Sometimes I like to be the
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astronaut who discovers the planet and plants the
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flag, you know?
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And other times I like to be the planet.
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It all depends on the planet and the astronaut that
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lands on it.
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You have a nice planet too, huh?
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Round.
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I don't know.
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You're telling me all day long how
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much you want my dick.
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You have such a desire to go into orbit
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in this ass that you can't even believe it
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yourself.
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It scares me, it scares me at times.
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Well, that's how gravity works.
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The closer the bodies are, the more they attract.
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Yeah, dude.
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Gravity is the naturalness with which
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You think that day by day you have more.
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I want to eat you, friend.
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Well, for now, I'm going to clean myself up.
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butt.
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Don't think that I have a limit, okay?
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I haven't looked at you at any moment, why
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What were you going to watch now?
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Well...
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I don't know what you think of me.
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bastard.
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Well, I don't know.
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Some who just to see the sun
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they can go blind.
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Hey, it’s going to be cold today, dress warmly.
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Okay?
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Yes, it is.
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Yes?
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I'm not going to be a jerk to you anymore.
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More gay than holding my hand?
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Ah, are you bringing me your hand?
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I'm just messing with you, idiot, okay?
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I'm just a bit short of what they want to put you
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into that lonely hole to make it more gay,
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okay?
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You have a point, sorry.
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Look, we've been married for 50 years.
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No, go ahead, but seriously, what's wrong with you?
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What?
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Well, it smells really good.
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It's driving me crazy, but it doesn't matter.
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Use it, we take the risk.
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Okay, okay.
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You run the risk with me, even if I spread shit
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on your neck.
44:11,178 --> 44:12,418
The only shit I'm going to spread on you
44:12,418 --> 44:13,418
is the one I take out with my dick.
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That's disgusting!
44:27,988 --> 44:29,568
Did you know that shit is the first gift
44:29,568 --> 44:30,908
What does a child give to their mother?
44:32,048 --> 44:32,408
What?
44:33,808 --> 44:36,708
When a baby is born, at that moment,
44:36,748 --> 44:39,148
well, at that moment, a little later, they have to
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poop.
44:40,468 --> 44:42,748
Well, that crap is a gift.
44:43,048 --> 44:44,448
And many mothers don't realize that
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it's a gift, but it is a gift.
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Because imagine if the child doesn't poop.
44:48,008 --> 44:48,868
That would be a tragedy.
44:48,908 --> 44:49,328
Of course, a problem.
44:49,728 --> 44:51,028
Of course, something is wrong.
44:51,928 --> 44:53,708
Well, that crap is the gift of
44:53,708 --> 44:53,948
health.
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That's why I told you it has such a bad
44:55,348 --> 44:55,648
reputation.
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It's crap, it's health, it's a circle.
45:01,408 --> 45:02,768
And where did you get that?
45:02,988 --> 45:05,088
From an Italian artist who canned his crap
45:05,088 --> 45:05,808
and that was the artwork.
45:06,248 --> 45:06,768
Did he can it?
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Yes, yes.
45:07,368 --> 45:08,228
Like a can of crap?
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Yes, or sardines.
45:09,428 --> 45:10,988
So he canned his crap, put it
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in a can.
45:11,988 --> 45:13,208
And the guy wanted to make people think
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about that, that's what's being said.
45:15,208 --> 45:17,868
But come on, it could also be that they sold
45:17,868 --> 45:19,648
thousands of idiots cans with his crap.
45:19,788 --> 45:21,168
Because the boundary of art is confusing and
45:21,168 --> 45:22,388
people even buy crap in a can.
45:23,588 --> 45:25,008
But come on, I think he's a genius, I mean,
45:25,088 --> 45:25,708
whatever can it is.
45:27,388 --> 45:28,628
Artist's crap in a can.
45:29,048 --> 45:30,188
What a son of a bitch?
45:33,808 --> 45:34,868
You're quite nervous.
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What do you think?
45:36,888 --> 45:38,288
Well, it's not easy, closet air.
45:39,868 --> 45:41,028
What do we do, go in hand in hand?
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No, it's not necessary.
45:42,888 --> 45:43,348
What are you saying?
45:44,568 --> 45:46,088
Is it going to come across as if we don't have guts,
45:46,228 --> 45:48,028
that we're a couple of cowards?
45:50,168 --> 45:50,568
Come on.
45:53,648 --> 45:54,048
What?
45:55,408 --> 45:56,648
Nothing, I was just getting nervous.
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You’re not nervous, my love, everything is going to be
46:00,048 --> 46:00,988
okay, we are together.
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Come on, damn it.
46:08,808 --> 46:09,288
Hello.
46:17,438 --> 46:18,178
How’s it going?
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Good, and you?
46:19,658 --> 46:20,318
How are you?
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How are they?
46:21,078 --> 46:21,858
Good, and you?
46:22,378 --> 46:22,638
Good, and you?
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If you want, you can put it over here, then we’ll put
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it in the fridge.
46:26,498 --> 46:28,238
Now it's kind of full.
46:29,238 --> 46:30,198
Is a lot of people coming?
46:30,198 --> 46:30,298
Yes.
46:31,078 --> 46:31,638
People are coming.
46:32,238 --> 46:33,238
You can still see them early.
46:39,318 --> 46:40,538
Well, it's good that they came.
46:41,258 --> 46:41,638
Obviously.
46:41,858 --> 46:42,738
Did they walk here?
46:43,098 --> 46:44,478
No, by truck.
46:45,558 --> 46:46,598
What do you mean by truck?
46:46,738 --> 46:47,798
It's a half hour walk.
46:48,158 --> 46:48,558
Is that why?
46:48,758 --> 46:50,918
Now when you come back there are checks at the roundabouts.
46:51,058 --> 46:52,358
Don't worry, it's just that I haven't
46:52,358 --> 46:53,858
let him see much so he gets silly.
46:55,158 --> 46:56,578
It's because he used to be a lot, he
46:56,578 --> 46:57,598
gets a bit goofy, you know?
46:57,598 --> 46:58,678
Let's see if I shouldn't stop for
46:58,678 --> 47:00,058
another one that goes back and forth.
47:00,298 --> 47:01,778
Sure, well, it was the opposite for me.
47:02,078 --> 47:02,338
Oh, really?
47:02,378 --> 47:03,638
When he drank, he became gay.
47:03,738 --> 47:03,998
Well.
47:05,078 --> 47:05,578
Up to that?
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Alcohol works wonders.
47:06,978 --> 47:07,378
Yes, yes.
47:08,277 --> 47:10,458
And accepting that he is gay, given how neurotic
47:10,458 --> 47:11,557
he is, I can't imagine what it must have
47:11,557 --> 47:12,118
cost him.
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Well, listen guys, I'm leaving you here, I'm
47:13,978 --> 47:15,777
going to make some other friends over there, more
47:15,777 --> 47:16,037
chill.
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Oh, little troll, you turned into such a big gay.
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Well, I'm going to the bathroom.
47:23,418 --> 47:23,598
Go ahead.
47:23,938 --> 47:24,478
I'll be around, okay?
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Son of a bitch.
47:36,368 --> 47:36,988
He will throw reason.
47:39,308 --> 47:39,948
You know what?
47:41,068 --> 47:43,328
My grandfather was an alcoholic.
47:44,088 --> 47:45,748
And once a psychologist told him.
47:46,568 --> 47:48,008
You have to understand that in this house
47:48,008 --> 47:48,828
there are three people.
47:49,308 --> 47:52,168
You, your wife, and the monster.
47:52,768 --> 47:54,108
In our case, it would be similar.
47:55,008 --> 47:56,188
In this house, there are three people.
47:56,428 --> 47:58,488
You, Sabrina, and the monster.
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Damn, man, that's strong.
48:01,588 --> 48:02,828
Have two whiskies and she's already
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crazy.
48:05,748 --> 48:06,688
What happened to you?
48:18,848 --> 48:20,428
And how did you meet?
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Here.
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I wasn't gay before I met him.
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Well, at least I didn't know.
48:27,588 --> 48:31,308
And nothing, we were friends for a long time.
48:31,508 --> 48:33,488
And one day, I don't really remember why,
48:33,488 --> 48:34,948
I was crying.
48:35,848 --> 48:37,908
And he kind of came over, hugged me.
48:39,088 --> 48:40,408
He hugged me from the front, you know?
48:40,448 --> 48:42,488
Two gentlemen, we touched swords.
48:43,188 --> 48:45,748
It was very specific what happened.
48:46,648 --> 48:48,648
And I don't remember, I was crying.
48:49,568 --> 48:50,388
And I told him.
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I think I love you.
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That I have always loved you.
48:56,448 --> 48:58,568
Since you looked at me from the balcony, next
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to my truck.
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Oh, how sweet.
49:03,108 --> 49:04,728
And did you meet on this beach?
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Yes, yes, last year.
49:06,848 --> 49:09,088
We were friends for a few months.
49:09,268 --> 49:11,528
And then, well, in the end we made it official, you know?
49:11,588 --> 49:13,008
Because my pots of affection were about to
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explode.
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The amount of blood flow in a certain area
49:15,548 --> 49:17,628
that looks like a broom.
49:17,708 --> 49:17,848
Yeah?
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Well, if you like it.
49:21,528 --> 49:22,748
Look at what that big splash is.
49:23,808 --> 49:24,908
Tell me it's not the cutest thing.
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they saw in their life.
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Would you give me a kiss?
49:29,108 --> 49:30,208
No, no, it's not necessary.
49:30,828 --> 49:31,728
How is it not necessary?
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It is always necessary.
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I'm embarrassed.
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I won't give a kiss because it
49:37,108 --> 49:37,588
makes him/her embarrassed.
49:38,028 --> 49:39,268
You shouldn't be embarrassed.
49:40,928 --> 49:41,648
No, if...
49:41,648 --> 49:42,748
Let's see, here is someone without comfort.
49:43,748 --> 49:44,108
Screw it.
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It's not because of the people either, if...
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What do I prefer for intimacy?
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Girls, you come to continue today.
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Why?
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What's happening?
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Well, bye guys.
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Goodbye.
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Bye.
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What is that?
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Shit.
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Coward.
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Good thing I arrived, huh?
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They wanted to lift you up, did you notice?
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I esteem a good boyfriend of yours.
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Bah.
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There's nothing to laugh about, maybe...
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I have a paper boyfriend.
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Did you want to poop?
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No, I clean myself when I feel like it.
50:30,518 --> 50:31,138
Me too.
50:32,098 --> 50:32,438
Are you serious?
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Yes.
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My dad taught me when I was little.
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Are you okay?
50:45,558 --> 50:45,958
Yes.
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"Did you find it disgusting that I didn't..."
50:51,078 --> 50:51,898
Did you want to give a kiss?
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Yes, dude.
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I don't know, it disgusts me a little,
50:56,218 --> 50:56,318
it does.
50:56,938 --> 50:57,318
Really?
50:59,058 --> 51:00,378
Yes, because one thing is a game and
51:00,378 --> 51:01,278
another thing is for it to happen.
51:08,298 --> 51:08,578
What?
51:09,558 --> 51:10,598
Are you stupid or what?
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Why does it disgust me that it's a
51:12,798 --> 51:12,958
kiss?
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Look, come on.
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No, but I mean on the mouth, you know,
51:15,778 --> 51:16,058
dummy.
51:16,258 --> 51:16,618
Ah, sure.
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Besides, I don't know, some people just
51:19,458 --> 51:19,918
gross me out.
51:21,378 --> 51:22,818
Well, to me it's not a kiss.
51:25,498 --> 51:25,978
Better that way.
51:30,938 --> 51:31,518
Okay, let's see.
51:32,798 --> 51:33,438
Give me a kiss.
51:33,998 --> 51:34,638
What are you saying?
51:34,858 --> 51:35,398
Come on, give me a kiss.
51:35,658 --> 51:36,918
If we're acting, come on, give me a kiss.
51:36,978 --> 51:37,418
Hey, come here.
51:38,058 --> 51:38,778
Hey, Maxi.
51:39,258 --> 51:39,378
What?
51:39,618 --> 51:40,158
For what?
51:40,838 --> 51:42,358
I don't know, we're acting, we're pretending that we're not
51:42,358 --> 51:42,778
a couple.
51:42,858 --> 51:44,738
What if people notice or
51:44,738 --> 51:45,478
if it's weird.
51:45,698 --> 51:47,078
Well, we'll figure it out there, okay?
51:47,418 --> 51:48,358
I don't have bad breath, okay?
51:54,798 --> 51:55,418
Give me a sip.
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Let's see.
52:25,428 --> 52:25,888
Taste my saliva.
52:27,688 --> 52:28,328
Why?
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Well, I don't know, I just didn't want to give you a
52:30,528 --> 52:31,548
kiss so you can see that everything is fine.
52:32,088 --> 52:32,228
Come on.
52:32,588 --> 52:34,848
No, that really makes me a little
52:34,848 --> 52:35,588
disgusting, Maxi.
52:35,688 --> 52:36,248
No, why?
52:37,348 --> 52:38,008
Let me try yours.
52:39,528 --> 52:40,128
What are you saying?
52:40,268 --> 52:40,508
Go ahead.
52:42,148 --> 52:42,628
Really?
52:42,908 --> 52:43,508
Yes, go ahead.
52:45,168 --> 52:45,488
Okay.
52:59,578 --> 53:01,378
Eh, that's enough, Maxi, that's enough.
53:01,658 --> 53:01,918
What?
53:02,378 --> 53:02,598
Nothing.
53:03,318 --> 53:03,858
Come on, what?
53:03,958 --> 53:04,418
Nothing, nothing.
53:06,438 --> 53:08,438
That I'm an astronaut, that the rocket is waking up
53:08,438 --> 53:09,838
don't forget.
53:11,718 --> 53:12,918
I made you stop the penis.
53:13,058 --> 53:14,778
No, dude, I was sucking on a finger, okay?
53:14,778 --> 53:15,518
Don't come over here.
53:16,258 --> 53:17,458
I was sucking on a finger.
53:18,038 --> 53:19,218
Alright, it's fine, calm down.
53:19,778 --> 53:20,638
It can happen to anyone.
53:33,218 --> 53:33,858
What's up, buddy?
53:35,058 --> 53:36,278
Yes, she's still a bit drunk.
53:36,318 --> 53:36,898
Do you want to touch it?
53:37,178 --> 53:37,938
No, no, no.
53:38,478 --> 53:39,158
I believe you, I believe you.
53:40,618 --> 53:41,698
And it's not going down either?
53:43,398 --> 53:45,078
No, I can't explain it to you right now, okay?
53:46,018 --> 53:47,078
It's going to take a while to go down.
53:47,518 --> 53:48,658
You're so hot, huh?
53:48,698 --> 53:50,178
It's not about being hot or not, okay?
53:50,178 --> 53:51,578
It was just sucking my finger, you jerk.
53:52,658 --> 53:53,238
And what's wrong with that?
53:53,598 --> 53:54,838
I won't get hard
53:54,838 --> 53:55,698
if you suck my finger.
53:55,758 --> 53:56,838
I'll get hard if you suck
53:56,838 --> 53:57,198
my dick.
53:57,398 --> 53:59,538
That's a lie, it's just skin, it's a very sexual moment.
53:59,658 --> 54:00,498
It's not about being gay or not gay.
54:01,778 --> 54:03,198
If it doesn't disgust you, I would show you.
54:03,258 --> 54:04,078
It won't stop for me.
54:04,078 --> 54:04,998
because you suck my finger.
54:05,078 --> 54:06,378
I didn't find it disgusting, but I knew it was going to happen.
54:06,378 --> 54:07,398
to end badly, idiot.
54:15,598 --> 54:16,658
I bet you anything.
54:19,418 --> 54:20,458
And how do I know that it hasn't happened to you?
54:20,458 --> 54:20,838
hard position?
54:21,258 --> 54:22,458
I don't know, dude, you're getting me with the...
54:22,458 --> 54:23,418
"hand and you notice that it is not hard."
54:25,358 --> 54:26,278
Come on, I bet you anything.
54:27,538 --> 54:28,798
You're losing it, you know.
54:28,798 --> 54:29,178
that you want.
54:29,798 --> 54:30,278
Seriously, huh?
54:30,798 --> 54:32,138
My penis gets hard, do with me what you want.
54:32,138 --> 54:32,498
that you want.
54:33,958 --> 54:35,198
If it's the ass, I ask you for patience because
54:35,198 --> 54:35,758
it's a bit tight.
54:39,678 --> 54:40,238
Patience, tight squeeze.
54:43,718 --> 54:44,638
Come on, okay, let's bet.
54:46,978 --> 54:47,638
Give me your hand.
54:48,218 --> 54:48,718
Did I give it to you already?
54:48,858 --> 54:50,038
Yes, but I need to suck your hand.
54:50,178 --> 54:51,078
What do you want, me to suck your foot?
55:15,658 --> 55:16,638
Has it gotten hard?
55:18,138 --> 55:19,778
No, but I can see it.
55:25,908 --> 55:26,268
I messed up!
55:26,748 --> 55:27,568
What are you going to do now?
55:29,128 --> 55:30,388
Now nothing, I’ll keep it to myself.
55:30,648 --> 55:32,848
Nothing, nothing, now you have to cash it in.
55:33,388 --> 55:34,228
Who said that?
55:35,748 --> 55:36,108
Nothing.
55:36,908 --> 55:38,088
Well, let me think about it, okay?
55:48,018 --> 55:48,638
And?
55:49,218 --> 55:50,518
Is everything calmer there?
55:50,878 --> 55:51,938
Yes, it’s already dead.
55:54,998 --> 55:56,298
Here too, huh?
55:56,298 --> 55:57,098
Dead, dead.
55:59,118 --> 56:00,038
What's happening?
56:00,878 --> 56:01,838
Nothing, it was good today.
56:12,548 --> 56:13,168
Hey...
56:15,318 --> 56:17,288
If you want to try, choose...
56:18,718 --> 56:19,338
I...
56:19,338 --> 56:20,318
I have drama.
56:22,178 --> 56:22,758
Let's try.
56:25,898 --> 56:27,838
I was thinking about where you put the condoms,
56:27,878 --> 56:28,098
huh?
56:29,578 --> 56:30,218
Go ahead, toss.
56:31,158 --> 56:31,758
No, you know what?
56:33,378 --> 56:35,038
For being an idiot, I'm going to collect the bet.
56:36,398 --> 56:36,958
Let's see.
56:38,538 --> 56:39,298
Let me think.
56:42,638 --> 56:43,038
Uh...
56:43,698 --> 56:45,338
No, that's not a bet.
56:47,078 --> 56:48,038
Okay, that's it.
56:51,258 --> 56:54,078
You're going to go in and tell
56:54,078 --> 56:54,698
your mom and everyone that we are
56:54,698 --> 56:55,118
boyfriends.
56:55,698 --> 56:57,478
And you're going to keep it for three days.
56:57,678 --> 56:59,138
No, but it's a mess.
56:59,358 --> 57:00,598
Well, it's my choice.
57:04,458 --> 57:05,878
Well, go ahead.
57:08,358 --> 57:08,918
Come on.
57:24,128 --> 57:24,908
What's up?
57:25,428 --> 57:25,948
Hello.
57:27,128 --> 57:28,248
Good morning.
57:30,728 --> 57:31,528
What's up?
57:31,948 --> 57:32,628
How was that?
57:33,228 --> 57:34,808
Very nice, the house is really beautiful, isn't it?
57:36,108 --> 57:36,448
Did you like it a little?
57:37,488 --> 57:39,048
Yes, it was fun, we laughed a lot.
57:39,468 --> 57:40,508
Didn't you bring anything to eat?
57:41,128 --> 57:42,028
And the churros, of course.
57:43,008 --> 57:43,648
We messed up.
57:45,828 --> 57:47,728
Well, I'll take the floor because I have to make
57:47,728 --> 57:48,408
an announcement.
57:50,488 --> 57:51,528
No, but seriously.
57:54,488 --> 57:55,328
With Pedrito...
57:55,328 --> 57:57,648
I don't know if we're dating, but we're kind of
57:57,648 --> 57:57,968
in something.
58:00,128 --> 58:02,588
It was obvious, that's the only thing we talked about.
58:02,688 --> 58:02,828
What?
58:02,828 --> 58:05,588
Yeah, they stayed like gum since they arrived.
58:05,828 --> 58:06,728
They are beautiful, I love them.
58:06,968 --> 58:09,488
Still, it's weird because I'm straight.
58:09,568 --> 58:13,048
No, technically not, because I suppose they were together
58:13,048 --> 58:14,968
naked, I don't know, at the beach, in
58:14,968 --> 58:15,728
the truck.
58:15,988 --> 58:17,288
We're grown, we're grown.
58:17,628 --> 58:20,028
No, well, let's see, we did things, but not
58:20,028 --> 58:20,568
everything.
58:21,348 --> 58:23,908
That's fine, we don't want details anyway, so...
58:23,908 --> 58:26,248
No, still, it catches my attention that
58:26,248 --> 58:27,008
it doesn't surprise them.
58:27,708 --> 58:29,228
I mean, I'm really straight, I thought that
58:29,228 --> 58:30,448
they were going to say like...
58:30,988 --> 58:31,908
No one is straight.
58:31,908 --> 58:33,948
But well, we are all straight until we stop
58:33,948 --> 58:34,408
being so, right?
58:34,748 --> 58:37,148
For me, we are all bisexual, we have to admit it.
58:37,608 --> 58:38,488
We were talking about that yesterday, weren't we?
58:38,648 --> 58:40,828
Yes, yes, we all have the potential, to that
58:40,828 --> 58:41,468
conclusion I come.
58:41,588 --> 58:43,328
Oh, my little gay one, don't believe it.
58:44,068 --> 58:45,568
No, well, that's not it.
58:45,928 --> 58:47,628
I become a gay now, but...
58:47,628 --> 58:48,988
Ah, there are people with more tendency.
58:49,568 --> 58:50,208
The imprisoned people.
58:52,108 --> 58:54,308
Yes, years eating horse meat, suddenly
58:54,308 --> 58:54,568
I can go back...
58:54,568 --> 58:55,448
Oh, be careful with what you're going to say,
58:55,648 --> 58:55,808
please.
58:55,808 --> 58:58,228
No, I can go back to eating mermaid meat.
58:59,608 --> 59:00,328
What poet?
59:00,748 --> 59:02,308
Haven't you told another seafood tomorrow?
59:02,788 --> 59:03,308
Oh, please.
59:04,168 --> 59:04,568
Really?
59:04,648 --> 59:05,388
Is that your way of explaining it?
59:05,688 --> 59:07,148
No, well, what do I know, dude.
59:07,448 --> 59:09,988
There are foods you like more than others,
59:10,148 --> 59:10,368
there it is.
59:10,988 --> 59:11,728
Did you like that one more?
59:12,688 --> 59:14,828
Well, we have to reposition ourselves to sleep.
59:15,148 --> 59:16,268
No, no, no, it’s not necessary.
59:17,008 --> 59:17,888
What do you mean it's not necessary?
59:18,108 --> 59:19,308
No, I'm leaving your room, I know.
59:19,308 --> 59:20,848
I'll leave him alone, but I don't want to be.
59:20,848 --> 59:21,108
there.
59:21,688 --> 59:23,708
"You must have done little things when..."
59:23,708 --> 59:24,508
I was sleeping.
59:24,648 --> 59:25,388
Ah, we didn't do anything.
59:25,388 --> 59:26,668
Why does something enter my dreams?
59:26,668 --> 59:26,988
to me?
59:27,148 --> 59:27,848
I heard something.
59:28,048 --> 59:29,088
Could it be your unconscious?
59:29,308 --> 59:30,768
No, he is not unconscious, I know you.
59:30,768 --> 59:32,048
You, Maxi is a son of a bitch.
59:32,628 --> 59:34,428
Ah, what you should know is that it wasn't drool.
59:34,428 --> 59:35,608
what was on your pillow.
59:35,688 --> 59:38,148
Oh, be quiet, be quiet.
59:38,608 --> 59:39,188
It was seed.
59:39,428 --> 59:40,108
Yes, it's already understood.
59:42,048 --> 59:42,708
Oh, God.
59:47,928 --> 59:49,468
Come on, shall we team up?
59:49,868 --> 59:50,108
Go ahead.
59:51,368 --> 59:51,668
Let's see.
59:52,328 --> 59:52,968
That's it.
59:54,568 --> 59:55,528
Let's go here.
59:56,908 --> 59:57,488
It's fine, right?
59:58,228 --> 59:59,168
That's the...
59:59,997 --> 01:00:01,357
it's matrimonial, so put that one.
01:00:01,757 --> 01:00:01,957
Okay.
01:00:02,497 --> 01:00:03,997
Um, I, this, huh?
01:00:04,857 --> 01:00:05,957
It's not that dirty.
01:00:06,257 --> 01:00:07,337
Well, I don't know, downstairs.
01:00:07,877 --> 01:00:09,757
What I do, this is all mine.
01:00:10,657 --> 01:00:11,377
This is all mine.
01:00:12,257 --> 01:00:13,757
Well, should I leave it?
01:00:14,217 --> 01:00:14,737
What fell?
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:16,277
Oh, put it there for me.
01:00:17,097 --> 01:00:18,137
Um, well.
01:00:19,277 --> 01:00:19,517
Ready.
01:00:20,197 --> 01:00:21,277
Did that place come out, huh?
01:00:21,677 --> 01:00:23,677
How nice!
01:00:23,877 --> 01:00:24,277
What came out?
01:00:24,557 --> 01:00:26,037
That little one, explain to him what it is.
01:00:28,077 --> 01:00:30,357
A temporary shelter is a motel.
01:00:31,817 --> 01:00:32,257
A what?
01:00:33,037 --> 01:00:36,017
A place where you go to take, you rent.
01:00:37,297 --> 01:00:37,797
Overnight.
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:47,477
Same.
01:00:48,517 --> 01:00:49,277
It was your bet.
01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:51,937
Now you put the one you didn't want.
01:00:52,077 --> 01:00:52,697
Yes, I already know.
01:00:53,177 --> 01:00:54,957
It's just that, hey, I didn't think he was leaving.
01:00:54,957 --> 01:00:55,877
to make such a fuss.
01:00:56,357 --> 01:00:56,637
Do you know?
01:00:58,537 --> 01:01:00,177
For three days, what do we say, dude?
01:01:04,117 --> 01:01:05,317
I feel serene.
01:01:05,797 --> 01:01:07,137
I can't talk because I tell him, I have a...
01:01:07,137 --> 01:01:08,777
friend crab and if I fall in love I lose the
01:01:08,777 --> 01:01:09,337
cola forever.
01:01:11,777 --> 01:01:13,377
You're an idiot, I'm telling you for real.
01:01:13,377 --> 01:01:13,657
Really.
01:01:14,737 --> 01:01:15,817
What are they going to think? I don't know,
01:01:15,877 --> 01:01:17,277
that we're just immature kids.
01:01:18,277 --> 01:01:19,237
Well, let's not say anything.
01:01:20,057 --> 01:01:21,617
They're not going to pay attention to the fact that
01:01:21,617 --> 01:01:22,317
what you're drinking is innocent.
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:22,877
Yeah.
01:01:26,477 --> 01:01:26,877
Right.
01:01:28,157 --> 01:01:29,697
No, sorry guys, I don't think so.
01:01:29,897 --> 01:01:32,517
They're not going to know what we're doing here.
01:01:35,257 --> 01:01:37,117
It's just being in a summer romance, right?
01:01:41,687 --> 01:01:43,427
Hey, but if we go out partying, what happens?
01:01:44,687 --> 01:01:46,467
You're not going to be able to flirt with any girl.
01:01:47,027 --> 01:01:48,367
Nor I with any guy I like.
01:01:57,337 --> 01:01:57,637
No.
01:02:08,056 --> 01:02:08,737
What happens?
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:09,896
Nothing.
01:02:12,037 --> 01:02:12,557
You know what?
01:02:13,357 --> 01:02:16,597
When I was little, we always played traffic lights, you know?
01:02:16,757 --> 01:02:17,397
Do you know traffic lights?
01:02:17,637 --> 01:02:18,157
What is it like?
01:02:18,897 --> 01:02:20,057
It's like a game where you have to
01:02:20,057 --> 01:02:22,117
give kisses and do dares.
01:02:22,257 --> 01:02:23,097
Like a...
01:02:23,097 --> 01:02:24,417
Ah, the bottle, for example.
01:02:24,417 --> 01:02:25,677
Sure, something similar.
01:02:26,537 --> 01:02:28,757
And the dares were always done secretly
01:02:28,757 --> 01:02:29,697
in my friend's room.
01:02:30,437 --> 01:02:31,677
And I always went up with Mili, who was
01:02:31,677 --> 01:02:33,117
like a little girlfriend I had.
01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:36,037
And when we were there, I would say, well,
01:02:36,117 --> 01:02:37,297
now let's kiss the hand.
01:02:38,517 --> 01:02:39,857
Just to keep track.
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:40,337
Yes.
01:02:41,077 --> 01:02:42,597
And one day she grabs me and says,
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,317
no, now I really want to do it.
01:02:45,397 --> 01:02:46,437
And that was the first kiss.
01:02:48,157 --> 01:02:50,597
Well, a bit like us, that down there you
01:02:50,597 --> 01:02:52,897
you say we do things and then we get to
01:02:52,897 --> 01:02:54,117
these rooms and nothing happens.
01:02:55,077 --> 01:02:56,557
You were waiting for me to say, come on,
01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:57,797
we just get to lie down.
01:02:58,497 --> 01:02:58,937
Like Mili.
01:02:59,417 --> 01:02:59,977
Insist, buddy.
01:03:00,357 --> 01:03:01,097
No, dude, buddy.
01:03:01,337 --> 01:03:02,437
No, buddy, you will have to ask for it,
01:03:02,497 --> 01:03:02,897
please.
01:03:03,357 --> 01:03:04,617
I am not a hot little girl.
01:03:07,137 --> 01:03:12,807
Hey, how do we sleep?
01:03:12,807 --> 01:03:12,907
How?
01:03:14,047 --> 01:03:14,507
How what?
01:03:14,687 --> 01:03:15,067
How do we sleep?
01:03:15,767 --> 01:03:16,487
How do we sleep?
01:03:17,767 --> 01:03:18,487
With spoons.
01:03:19,307 --> 01:03:20,087
You on one side and I on the
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:20,487
other afterwards.
01:03:22,607 --> 01:03:24,807
Well, what about in boxers or are we naked, you say?
01:03:25,287 --> 01:03:26,607
Look, you lie down naked next to me
01:03:26,607 --> 01:03:28,007
Side and I eat your sleeping cock,
01:03:28,087 --> 01:03:28,407
I'll let you know.
01:03:31,787 --> 01:03:32,147
Yes.
01:03:38,017 --> 01:03:38,377
What?
01:03:38,417 --> 01:03:38,697
What's going on?
01:03:40,437 --> 01:03:40,797
What?
01:03:42,317 --> 01:03:45,917
These are too fast for a romantic like
01:03:45,917 --> 01:03:46,077
me.
01:03:46,757 --> 01:03:47,397
A romantic?
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,017
Yes, an old romantic.
01:03:49,397 --> 01:03:51,017
Yes, like Snow White, right?
01:03:51,337 --> 01:03:52,817
Where the prince comes and tells
01:03:52,817 --> 01:03:53,457
the dwarfs.
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:57,077
Hey, is she wearing
01:03:57,077 --> 01:03:58,517
underwear or is she naked under this little cloth?
01:04:03,577 --> 01:04:04,437
Well, come on.
01:04:05,417 --> 01:04:06,337
Let's go to sleep.
01:04:59,777 --> 01:05:00,217
But!
01:05:00,777 --> 01:05:00,957
What?
01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:02,857
You have a second.
01:05:09,927 --> 01:05:12,727
Tell me, it's very late, will you take us to sleep?
01:05:13,687 --> 01:05:14,547
Yes, my shorts.
01:05:15,907 --> 01:05:16,787
Did you give it to me in the cold?
01:05:18,907 --> 01:05:21,027
Do you use soft brushes?
01:05:21,947 --> 01:05:22,527
Yes, why?
01:05:22,767 --> 01:05:24,127
Don't you want to brush with a thick one?
01:05:26,267 --> 01:05:27,147
Son of...
01:05:27,147 --> 01:05:29,867
Here, kid, your grandmother ate a booger.
01:05:30,367 --> 01:05:31,267
Didn't you want it as a vegetable?
01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:34,747
Ah, yes, huh?
01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:36,427
That's Cupilo, but mine swallows teila,
01:05:36,547 --> 01:05:37,187
don't be a cat.
01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:40,207
Son of a bitch, I have to sleep
01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:40,807
there tonight.
01:05:43,027 --> 01:05:43,347
Maxi.
01:05:45,847 --> 01:05:46,987
I'm telling you seriously.
01:05:47,327 --> 01:05:48,407
How could you do that to me?
01:05:48,927 --> 01:05:50,967
Well, you kept telling me that you promised, that you didn't
01:05:50,967 --> 01:05:52,467
fulfill, that you promised, that you didn't fulfill.
01:05:52,567 --> 01:05:54,027
And well, since you needed me to be happy.
01:05:54,267 --> 01:05:55,587
But we didn't sleep in the same
01:05:55,587 --> 01:05:55,867
bed before.
01:05:56,447 --> 01:05:57,827
Sure, the other day you came in here with the dog's tail
01:05:57,827 --> 01:05:59,327
stuck in you, right?
01:05:59,527 --> 01:06:01,247
But well, maybe that's why you needed me to be a
01:06:01,247 --> 01:06:01,347
happy.
01:06:01,867 --> 01:06:03,027
I'm telling you this for real.
01:06:03,907 --> 01:06:05,247
I have to sleep here tonight.
01:06:05,567 --> 01:06:06,207
Kind of alien, right?
01:06:08,767 --> 01:06:10,207
You laugh, but what I've seen I
01:06:10,207 --> 01:06:10,507
like.
01:06:10,807 --> 01:06:11,127
Of course.
01:06:12,127 --> 01:06:13,407
Not yours, I mean in general.
01:06:13,867 --> 01:06:14,827
Oh, so you didn't like mine?
01:06:16,067 --> 01:06:17,207
No, I know, I didn’t see it well.
01:06:20,747 --> 01:06:22,167
But I'm telling you this for real, okay?
01:06:22,347 --> 01:06:23,427
It's not the same knowing you have
01:06:23,427 --> 01:06:24,927
a cock as it is for me to realize
01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:25,547
that you have one.
01:06:26,467 --> 01:06:26,787
Huge.
01:06:27,627 --> 01:06:29,287
At night she sleeps peacefully, but I lied to you when
01:06:29,287 --> 01:06:30,727
I told you it was a piece of magic
01:06:30,727 --> 01:06:31,727
sublime, huh?
01:06:43,387 --> 01:06:45,147
You aren’t still thinking about my penis, are you?
01:06:46,647 --> 01:06:47,387
Of course I am.
01:06:47,747 --> 01:06:49,147
I can smell it right here on the tip of
01:06:49,147 --> 01:06:49,387
my nose.
01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:51,447
It had a smell.
01:06:51,867 --> 01:06:52,487
Not a bad one.
01:06:53,267 --> 01:06:55,027
But the nice one that hovered over the bed, yes.
01:06:55,507 --> 01:06:56,727
No, it was like that for both of us when
01:06:56,727 --> 01:06:57,927
I lifted the sheet.
01:06:58,867 --> 01:07:00,267
Could be, the night pollution.
01:07:03,507 --> 01:07:04,907
Did you know that right in the middle of
01:07:04,907 --> 01:07:06,727
the night I almost hugged you?
01:07:09,507 --> 01:07:10,307
It was like...
01:07:10,307 --> 01:07:13,007
I was half asleep and sensed your body
01:07:13,007 --> 01:07:13,487
close by.
01:07:14,267 --> 01:07:16,627
And I kind of went to hug you like a
01:07:16,627 --> 01:07:17,087
girlfriend.
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,567
But I got rescued in time.
01:07:20,387 --> 01:07:20,827
Almost.
01:07:22,887 --> 01:07:24,487
Look, don't worry, if you want tonight
01:07:24,487 --> 01:07:25,867
I'll separate the beds a little.
01:07:26,507 --> 01:07:27,867
That way you don't accidentally eat my
01:07:27,867 --> 01:07:28,587
pussy at night.
01:07:30,707 --> 01:07:32,367
You have a bit of a strange pussy, don't you?
01:07:33,167 --> 01:07:34,467
A super developed clitoris.
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:37,667
Both ovaries are about the size of golf balls
01:07:37,667 --> 01:07:38,487
sticking out.
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:39,627
It must be ingrained in your
01:07:39,627 --> 01:07:40,407
retina, right?
01:07:40,747 --> 01:07:41,147
Standing.
01:07:43,487 --> 01:07:44,947
You don't know much about vulvas, do you?
01:07:45,947 --> 01:07:47,887
Damn, what a poet, just like my cousin.
01:07:48,527 --> 01:07:50,267
You don't know much about vulvas, do you?
01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:51,867
From Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.
01:07:52,267 --> 01:07:54,127
Get lost, you act like the fine creator of
01:07:54,127 --> 01:07:55,867
I like poop and it arrives from the
01:07:55,867 --> 01:07:57,347
dawn dragging the smell of your dick in.
01:07:57,347 --> 01:07:57,647
my nose.
01:07:59,327 --> 01:08:00,007
Really.
01:08:02,707 --> 01:08:03,107
And?
01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:05,927
Were you with girls?
01:08:06,727 --> 01:08:08,207
Yes, I was, I was with girls.
01:08:08,487 --> 01:08:08,587
How?
01:08:10,267 --> 01:08:11,707
Well, like you, with my dick inside
01:08:11,707 --> 01:08:11,987
of them.
01:08:14,607 --> 01:08:15,667
Before being gay?
01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:18,007
No, afterwards.
01:08:19,067 --> 01:08:20,527
So, a friend who...
01:08:21,047 --> 01:08:23,607
who had the same little game as you, just
01:08:23,607 --> 01:08:24,967
that they managed to bend me and I
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:25,227
couldn't bend you.
01:08:26,547 --> 01:08:28,627
Come on, I'm telling you for real.
01:08:30,827 --> 01:08:31,487
And how?
01:08:32,507 --> 01:08:33,587
Well, with a friend who...
01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:36,026
who had a crush on me and started doing a
01:08:36,026 --> 01:08:37,987
fine job, like this...
01:08:37,987 --> 01:08:42,247
joke after joke, parties, bets, challenges and
01:08:42,247 --> 01:08:43,127
we ended up having sex.
01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:45,267
What a genius!
01:08:46,487 --> 01:08:47,947
I felt jealous for a moment.
01:08:54,517 --> 01:08:54,957
And...
01:08:56,357 --> 01:08:57,317
did you let it happen?
01:08:58,537 --> 01:08:59,977
Of course I did, I have nothing to lose.
01:09:00,537 --> 01:09:01,497
I mean, I don’t stop being gay.
01:09:01,877 --> 01:09:03,117
No one will think that a gay person stops
01:09:03,117 --> 01:09:04,237
being gay for having sex with their other
01:09:04,237 --> 01:09:04,417
girl.
01:09:05,897 --> 01:09:08,657
And furthermore, if I fell in love with
01:09:08,657 --> 01:09:12,137
her and we started dating, I would still be gay
01:09:12,137 --> 01:09:14,637
and people would think that deep down
01:09:14,637 --> 01:09:15,277
I am still gay.
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:16,817
Yes, that's true.
01:09:17,197 --> 01:09:18,277
But in your case, it's different.
01:09:18,897 --> 01:09:22,577
But if you had sex with me, people would automatically
01:09:22,577 --> 01:09:23,657
say that...
01:09:24,007 --> 01:09:25,517
you're gay and that you've always been
01:09:25,517 --> 01:09:25,697
gay.
01:09:26,577 --> 01:09:26,937
It's true.
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:28,517
Even if you keep saying that you're straight.
01:09:29,717 --> 01:09:31,417
And what if we started dating, you and I,
01:09:32,257 --> 01:09:34,377
I assure you that there was no one who said...
01:09:34,897 --> 01:09:36,537
I believe that this boy in
01:09:36,537 --> 01:09:37,197
The background is hetero.
01:09:38,197 --> 01:09:38,817
Yes, it is true.
01:09:40,497 --> 01:09:41,317
And did you like it?
01:09:42,277 --> 01:09:43,077
I loved it.
01:09:43,477 --> 01:09:44,137
Did you love it?
01:09:44,457 --> 01:09:44,817
Yes.
01:09:45,757 --> 01:09:46,957
Well, if you enjoyed being with a girl.
01:09:46,957 --> 01:09:48,077
It's because you still haven't been with a great one.
01:09:48,077 --> 01:09:48,477
how are you.
01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:57,437
How crazy that you liked it.
01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:02,597
And well, after all, it is
01:10:02,597 --> 01:10:03,077
the same, right?
01:10:03,557 --> 01:10:04,557
No, it's not the same.
01:10:06,537 --> 01:10:09,417
I would tell you that the girls are...
01:10:12,397 --> 01:10:14,157
they are softer, like flowers.
01:10:15,237 --> 01:10:17,157
And boys are more like trees, they know
01:10:17,157 --> 01:10:18,817
rougher, tougher.
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:21,937
Still, I’m kind of soft too, I think.
01:10:22,937 --> 01:10:24,677
I’m like, gentle, I don’t have much hair.
01:10:25,877 --> 01:10:27,037
Well, it was a generalization.
01:10:28,297 --> 01:10:28,937
Nothing is fixed.
01:10:29,557 --> 01:10:33,677
Obviously, based on my experience, girls are
01:10:33,677 --> 01:10:34,437
simply softer.
01:10:37,677 --> 01:10:39,257
What a shame that you’re so soft, because then
01:10:39,257 --> 01:10:40,557
I won’t notice the difference well.
01:10:41,157 --> 01:10:42,657
Don’t worry, I’ll toughen up.
01:10:43,257 --> 01:10:43,737
I’ll go to the water.
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,177
I’ll make you really rough.
01:10:55,277 --> 01:10:58,937
Do you really think we can all be like
01:10:58,937 --> 01:10:59,297
bisexual?
01:11:00,117 --> 01:11:02,317
No, look, actually, it’s the gays who
01:11:02,317 --> 01:11:03,277
believe that the least.
01:11:04,197 --> 01:11:05,397
A straight guy looks at you and he's gay.
01:11:05,837 --> 01:11:07,437
A straight guy gets aroused and he's gay.
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:10,317
Or a straight guy goes out partying and is
01:11:10,317 --> 01:11:11,837
he's a little crazy and is
01:11:11,837 --> 01:11:11,957
gay.
01:11:13,077 --> 01:11:14,737
But I think nothing is fixed, that
01:11:14,737 --> 01:11:18,637
we can all become bisexual, as
01:11:18,637 --> 01:11:19,457
my cousin's girlfriend says.
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:22,177
Although I also think there are many sharks.
01:11:23,417 --> 01:11:23,877
Shark?
01:11:24,337 --> 01:11:24,797
Shark?
01:11:24,857 --> 01:11:25,537
Haven't you ever heard of it?
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:27,997
Shark, every now and then eats a
01:11:27,997 --> 01:11:28,177
man.
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:29,637
And they are hetero.
01:11:33,617 --> 01:11:38,557
Look, you, you could sleep with me and even
01:11:39,517 --> 01:11:41,597
fall in love with me and still be hetero.
01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:42,877
Or hetero bi.
01:11:43,577 --> 01:11:46,157
Come on, you're selling me cats for hares.
01:11:46,377 --> 01:11:48,057
This groundwork ends well at night.
01:11:48,057 --> 01:11:48,577
Yes, that's right.
01:11:49,377 --> 01:11:50,917
A little kiss on the arm, that's my style.
01:11:50,937 --> 01:11:51,737
It's just skin.
01:11:51,817 --> 01:11:54,137
What difference could there be between sucking your arm
01:11:54,137 --> 01:11:55,277
or sucking a pencil's body?
01:11:55,317 --> 01:11:57,417
Because when I realize it, I already
01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:58,257
have it here, dude.
01:11:58,277 --> 01:11:59,337
Look, you think whatever you want.
01:11:59,557 --> 01:12:01,077
I'm telling you what I think, I'm not
01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:02,237
trying to convince you.
01:12:02,617 --> 01:12:03,557
I know, I'm just messing with you.
01:12:03,977 --> 01:12:04,797
I already know that you're messing with me.
01:12:06,637 --> 01:12:07,957
Arm skin technique.
01:12:10,337 --> 01:12:11,637
Look, you've already sucked on a finger,
01:12:11,677 --> 01:12:11,797
right?
01:12:12,317 --> 01:12:14,157
Well, tonight you suck my cock
01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:18,057
while focusing on thinking it’s an arm and that
01:12:18,057 --> 01:12:18,977
it’s a big finger.
01:12:20,017 --> 01:12:20,417
Inflamed.
01:12:21,017 --> 01:12:22,977
A big, inflamed finger, with no bone.
01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:23,577
No bone?
01:12:23,817 --> 01:12:25,137
No, with how hard it gets
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:26,697
with you, you're going to think I have a bone
01:12:26,697 --> 01:12:26,857
there.
01:12:27,197 --> 01:12:27,857
A femur.
01:12:31,357 --> 01:12:32,297
Well, wait, listen.
01:12:32,537 --> 01:12:34,097
Did you see at the beginning of starting the space with
01:12:34,097 --> 01:12:34,417
the monkeys?
01:12:34,677 --> 01:12:34,877
Yes.
01:12:36,637 --> 01:12:39,857
Well, there one of the monkeys grabs the
01:12:39,857 --> 01:12:41,177
femur and starts hitting it against other
01:12:41,177 --> 01:12:41,457
bones.
01:12:42,537 --> 01:12:42,957
It's true.
01:12:43,497 --> 01:12:44,897
But wait, why are you so sure that
01:12:44,897 --> 01:12:45,457
it's a femur?
01:12:49,317 --> 01:12:51,017
I don't understand why you're so sure
01:12:51,017 --> 01:12:51,797
that it's a femur.
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,197
It's like saying that the skin of the
01:12:53,197 --> 01:12:54,397
arm is the same as that of the penis.
01:12:54,477 --> 01:12:55,757
If supposedly you haven't eaten any.
01:12:56,097 --> 01:12:57,457
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
01:12:57,977 --> 01:12:59,277
No, no, but that it's a femur,
01:12:59,277 --> 01:12:59,777
it's a femur, okay?
01:13:00,757 --> 01:13:01,957
I know how many times I saw that
01:13:01,957 --> 01:13:03,517
movie and how sick I discovered it was from
01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:03,797
when I was a kid.
01:13:04,037 --> 01:13:04,957
I mean, I'm sure.
01:13:05,097 --> 01:13:08,097
You are so gay, dude, that the kids your
01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:09,777
age were watching cable TV
01:13:09,777 --> 01:13:11,877
to see if they could catch a show and you
01:13:11,877 --> 01:13:13,257
were there watching Horizontal Space.
01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:15,477
That's life.
01:13:15,757 --> 01:13:16,717
Who would have said that fate would
01:13:16,717 --> 01:13:17,937
put me dating an astronaut?
01:13:18,737 --> 01:13:19,077
And you?
01:13:20,277 --> 01:13:20,997
What had you done?
01:13:21,197 --> 01:13:22,637
Nothing, I...
01:13:22,637 --> 01:13:23,577
videos of operas.
01:13:23,857 --> 01:13:24,037
What?
01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:26,897
Yeah, okay, nothing normal.
01:13:27,217 --> 01:13:28,537
I mean, Mozart.
01:13:31,217 --> 01:13:32,197
Well, there you go, the same.
01:13:32,757 --> 01:13:34,657
I mean, who would have said that the
01:13:34,657 --> 01:13:35,557
I was going to put life...
01:13:35,557 --> 01:13:36,257
Magical flower arrangements.
01:13:36,257 --> 01:13:36,657
Yes?
01:13:37,197 --> 01:13:38,437
Yes, I knew it.
01:13:38,817 --> 01:13:40,177
Son of a bitch, Miri, what joy.
01:13:40,317 --> 01:13:41,777
But I still have to take a note from him.
01:13:42,477 --> 01:13:43,777
You don't have to top it, Camerín.
01:13:45,117 --> 01:13:47,437
Don't you have the ability to pervert any
01:13:47,437 --> 01:13:48,077
children's story or what?
01:13:48,197 --> 01:13:49,417
Yes, yes, that's how it is.
01:13:50,057 --> 01:13:51,317
I'm transferring everything to my dick.
01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:52,917
It's called heterophagocentrism.
01:13:53,457 --> 01:13:59,817
For example, grab me the beauty from the beast, stick
01:13:59,817 --> 01:14:00,917
the sword of Merlin...
01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:02,777
No, Merlin is the wizard.
01:14:03,157 --> 01:14:06,277
It's Arthur who grabs it and
01:14:06,277 --> 01:14:08,437
stabs, pulls it out, stabs it...
01:14:08,437 --> 01:14:09,397
As if I didn't know.
01:14:11,797 --> 01:14:14,557
Well, abandoned mermaid tail...
01:14:14,557 --> 01:14:16,077
That's your favorite, you've already told me.
01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:16,577
The other day.
01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:18,377
There must be one more.
01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:21,257
Give me a sprinkle, bell.
01:14:21,977 --> 01:14:22,817
That’s right.
01:14:24,277 --> 01:14:25,477
You have to write this down in your
01:14:25,477 --> 01:14:26,997
notebook, we have to make a movie later.
01:14:27,737 --> 01:14:29,397
Closer and closer to getting the white
01:14:29,397 --> 01:14:29,637
snow.
01:14:31,037 --> 01:14:32,517
You really want my snow, dude,
01:14:32,617 --> 01:14:32,757
huh?
01:14:32,917 --> 01:14:33,237
Yeah.
01:14:34,917 --> 01:14:37,177
Wait, Sergio is watching, let's do something gay.
01:14:37,657 --> 01:14:40,457
Look, every time someone walks by, you bring
01:14:40,457 --> 01:14:41,957
my dick closer and let's put on a show like that.
01:14:42,317 --> 01:14:43,357
Don't you think that's pretty gay?
01:14:43,597 --> 01:14:44,757
If not, I'm doing it now, and if
01:14:44,757 --> 01:14:45,297
not, you complain.
01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:47,497
You have smoke for a while, huh?
01:14:49,057 --> 01:14:51,157
Of course it’s smoke, because it has a lot of
01:14:51,157 --> 01:14:51,577
ears.
01:14:53,217 --> 01:14:55,097
The ears are very big, but the trunk is very
01:14:55,097 --> 01:14:55,377
small.
01:14:56,977 --> 01:14:57,857
What are you doing, little one?
01:14:58,377 --> 01:14:58,997
Something comes out.
01:14:59,777 --> 01:15:00,137
Go ahead.
01:15:00,737 --> 01:15:01,777
Something gay that shows the kid.
01:15:02,057 --> 01:15:03,017
What is something gay?
01:15:03,477 --> 01:15:05,157
Do you want us to make a choreo of Mary Poppins?
01:15:06,437 --> 01:15:07,257
No, I don’t know.
01:15:09,077 --> 01:15:10,277
Make a Fernet arm and I’ll go
01:15:10,277 --> 01:15:10,877
behind and hug you.
01:15:10,997 --> 01:15:11,557
Come on, turn around.
01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:13,477
You’re not brave enough to lean on me.
01:15:13,777 --> 01:15:14,277
Come back here.
01:15:18,197 --> 01:15:20,837
If you’re lucky, if you treat yourself well, the
01:15:20,837 --> 01:15:21,637
genie will come out of the lamp.
01:15:22,137 --> 01:15:23,317
If the genie comes out and I
01:15:23,317 --> 01:15:24,537
ask him to go to the past, enjoy your
01:15:24,537 --> 01:15:24,857
closet.
01:15:25,157 --> 01:15:26,257
Let’s see if you come out and we save ourselves
01:15:26,257 --> 01:15:26,917
all this fuss.
01:15:28,997 --> 01:15:29,417
My closet?
01:15:29,677 --> 01:15:31,477
Always comfortable, drawer.
01:15:31,817 --> 01:15:32,757
Maybe that's it, dude.
01:15:32,897 --> 01:15:34,897
I'm stiff because of the furniture.
01:15:38,817 --> 01:15:39,937
You have pure hardness, huh?
01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:40,717
Yeah, I already know.
01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:42,097
Be careful, it won't get
01:15:42,097 --> 01:15:42,937
the hard trait on you.
01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:43,977
What is that problem?
01:15:44,157 --> 01:15:45,237
It gets very hard for me, dude.
01:15:45,937 --> 01:15:47,137
Do they make bread with sourdough?
01:15:49,217 --> 01:15:49,857
You know they do?
01:15:50,597 --> 01:15:51,677
Yes, the thing is that for me
01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,677
it hardens a lot.
01:15:53,957 --> 01:15:55,497
Maybe because you leave it too long in the
01:15:55,497 --> 01:15:55,757
oven.
01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:56,657
No, no.
01:15:58,997 --> 01:16:00,177
I think you leave it out for way too long.
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:03,437
We're still looking for the right point.
01:16:03,957 --> 01:16:04,357
Luck.
01:16:04,637 --> 01:16:04,897
Thank you.
01:16:04,997 --> 01:16:05,697
Thank you, right?
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:09,277
What is that sourdough bread?
01:16:11,397 --> 01:16:11,797
Dani.
01:16:12,397 --> 01:16:12,777
What?
01:16:13,377 --> 01:16:14,517
Dude, I've already made two Fernets.
01:16:14,697 --> 01:16:14,977
Wait.
01:16:15,437 --> 01:16:15,857
Something else?
01:16:16,537 --> 01:16:17,997
Look, I’ll take out my phone and show you something.
01:16:18,217 --> 01:16:18,437
Go ahead.
01:16:18,557 --> 01:16:18,757
Okay?
01:16:20,557 --> 01:16:23,297
Look, the sourdough bread is
01:16:23,297 --> 01:16:25,057
a technique that makes the bread rise
01:16:25,057 --> 01:16:25,857
through fermentation.
01:16:26,337 --> 01:16:27,577
Sometimes it becomes very hard at first.
01:16:28,997 --> 01:16:29,757
Do you like to cook?
01:16:31,357 --> 01:16:32,697
Yes, but I started when I was older.
01:16:33,157 --> 01:16:35,817
Because, I don't know, when I was little I felt very
01:16:35,817 --> 01:16:36,177
queer.
01:16:36,637 --> 01:16:37,257
No, really.
01:16:37,757 --> 01:16:39,177
It made me like my tools.
01:16:39,177 --> 01:16:39,357
old.
01:16:40,177 --> 01:16:41,537
Although I also like tools.
01:16:42,577 --> 01:16:43,157
And this drill?
01:16:43,977 --> 01:16:44,637
Do you feel it?
01:16:44,717 --> 01:16:44,957
Do you like it?
01:16:46,617 --> 01:16:49,677
I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.
01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:52,377
party, but then you start, no, dude, calm down, that
01:16:52,377 --> 01:16:54,217
these are my friends, I am heterosexual, don’t mess it up.
01:16:54,337 --> 01:16:55,397
No, no, no, bring your feet back to the ground.
01:16:56,697 --> 01:16:58,237
You're a jerk, you lean on crap, dude.
01:17:01,657 --> 01:17:01,937
What?
01:17:03,737 --> 01:17:04,017
Are you angry?
01:17:05,397 --> 01:17:05,676
Yes.
01:17:06,797 --> 01:17:07,216
Really?
01:17:09,997 --> 01:17:10,936
Look, man, this is not working for me.
01:17:10,936 --> 01:17:11,757
Doing well, okay?
01:17:11,857 --> 01:17:13,436
I'm falling in love with you, so, for
01:17:13,436 --> 01:17:14,157
Please, take me home.
01:17:15,237 --> 01:17:15,936
I'm asking you, please.
01:17:22,037 --> 01:17:22,777
Son of a bitch.
01:17:24,597 --> 01:17:26,837
Look, you can drill me as much as you want.
01:17:27,757 --> 01:17:30,037
Here you go, I have a double gin and double
01:17:30,037 --> 01:17:30,537
protection.
01:17:30,537 --> 01:17:31,757
Double gin and double underwear?
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:32,017
Here?
01:17:32,257 --> 01:17:33,637
Man, haven't I seen your face?
01:17:33,837 --> 01:17:35,357
Wait, why double gin and double underwear?
01:17:35,697 --> 01:17:36,817
Man, aren't you more of a gentleman?
01:17:36,817 --> 01:17:38,537
Your gin, my gin, and your underwear and
01:17:38,537 --> 01:17:38,817
my underwear.
01:17:38,937 --> 01:17:40,557
No, no, but I don't wear underwear.
01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:42,097
Son of a bitch.
01:17:42,317 --> 01:17:43,877
Did you see this little hold?
01:17:43,957 --> 01:17:44,977
I was thinking about it all afternoon.
01:17:45,037 --> 01:17:45,857
No, the worst part is that it's
01:17:45,857 --> 01:17:46,037
true.
01:17:46,217 --> 01:17:46,677
No, no, no.
01:17:46,677 --> 01:17:47,437
The worst part is that it's true.
01:17:47,777 --> 01:17:48,557
It's not true, it's not true.
01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:49,777
I have it, I use it.
01:17:50,557 --> 01:17:51,637
The beautiful sleeper also grabs.
01:17:53,317 --> 01:17:54,957
Just let her stay there, grabbing, okay?
01:17:54,957 --> 01:17:56,477
Because if she wakes up, it's Gulliver.
01:17:56,477 --> 01:17:58,597
Well, come on, she's not that big, did you see her?
01:17:58,837 --> 01:18:00,017
No, I'm not saying it because she's big,
01:18:00,157 --> 01:18:00,277
man.
01:18:00,717 --> 01:18:02,237
But because beyond being grabbed,
01:18:02,317 --> 01:18:03,457
she stands up and puts her foot down.
01:18:03,897 --> 01:18:05,217
No, because I also have a dick and I've
01:18:05,217 --> 01:18:07,157
had to carry it like this, like this, the bag.
01:18:07,597 --> 01:18:08,577
On the bus, there.
01:18:09,377 --> 01:18:10,577
And not because I'm gay, previously.
01:18:12,557 --> 01:18:15,537
Anyway, you overwhelmed me when you told me
01:18:16,057 --> 01:18:17,117
to take him to my house.
01:18:17,517 --> 01:18:18,857
Why don't we set a safe word?
01:18:20,497 --> 01:18:21,857
What safe word?
01:18:23,017 --> 01:18:24,177
Are you stupid or what?
01:18:24,457 --> 01:18:25,717
Seriously, man, like people who
01:18:25,717 --> 01:18:27,277
suffocation, hanging, these kinds of things.
01:18:27,377 --> 01:18:28,437
Are you seriously telling me that?
01:18:28,977 --> 01:18:29,257
Yes.
01:18:34,037 --> 01:18:35,017
But are you stupid?
01:18:35,217 --> 01:18:37,297
No, seriously, we set a safe word
01:18:37,297 --> 01:18:38,657
and if at any moment one of the
01:18:38,657 --> 01:18:39,797
two starts to get confused or something is
01:18:39,797 --> 01:18:41,337
kind of weird, we say the word and have to
01:18:41,337 --> 01:18:42,137
fix things.
01:18:42,297 --> 01:18:44,777
What things are we going to fix?
01:18:44,877 --> 01:18:45,957
But what have you taken?
01:18:46,217 --> 01:18:46,777
Have you gotten high?
01:18:46,977 --> 01:18:48,477
What a son of a bitch, I also want you
01:18:48,477 --> 01:18:49,437
to be more high than Alice.
01:18:50,157 --> 01:18:51,397
Alice could be, Alice.
01:18:52,137 --> 01:18:53,417
No, no, not Alice, no.
01:18:58,037 --> 01:18:58,437
Scrotum.
01:18:59,457 --> 01:19:00,137
Or big.
01:19:01,417 --> 01:19:01,817
Big.
01:19:02,377 --> 01:19:03,737
So, I don't know, at least if
01:19:03,737 --> 01:19:05,037
the situation is tense and we have to
01:19:05,037 --> 01:19:05,977
use it, because we were laughing.
01:19:09,157 --> 01:19:09,557
Alicia...
01:19:09,557 --> 01:19:10,177
Sabrina.
01:19:10,377 --> 01:19:10,977
Sabrina, then.
01:19:14,537 --> 01:19:15,117
Is it okay?
01:19:15,777 --> 01:19:16,177
Yes.
01:19:17,217 --> 01:19:18,257
Aren't they stopping laughing?
01:19:18,757 --> 01:19:19,097
No.
01:19:19,677 --> 01:19:20,597
Can I borrow it for a second?
01:19:21,137 --> 01:19:22,557
Well, a second and whatever you want, it's
01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:22,917
all yours.
01:19:26,177 --> 01:19:27,117
It's my favorite.
01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:28,897
Critters.
01:19:30,077 --> 01:19:30,577
Thank you.
01:19:32,617 --> 01:19:33,617
Those, critters.
01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:35,177
Well, it's not Disney, but...
01:19:41,967 --> 01:19:42,967
What an idiot.
01:19:46,957 --> 01:19:47,457
Word.
01:19:57,807 --> 01:20:00,187
What a motherfucker, you are really fast, dude.
01:20:00,407 --> 01:20:00,907
Well, and you?
01:20:01,507 --> 01:20:03,187
Mr. Villalactia from the Point of Choto?
01:20:09,997 --> 01:20:10,717
What a guy.
01:20:22,857 --> 01:20:24,137
Hey, Sabrin told me he’s going to do
01:20:24,137 --> 01:20:27,437
something there at a friend's house
01:20:27,437 --> 01:20:28,437
in the woods, you know?
01:20:29,037 --> 01:20:29,397
Alright.
01:20:29,777 --> 01:20:30,677
One kilometer to the south.
01:20:32,037 --> 01:20:32,937
What did you tell him, do you want to go?
01:20:34,437 --> 01:20:36,297
I don’t know, I told him I’d let him know.
01:20:37,517 --> 01:20:38,317
I'm already set, you know?
01:20:41,257 --> 01:20:42,497
Hey, you didn't drink anything after all.
01:20:43,617 --> 01:20:46,277
We left the van at home and stole
01:20:46,277 --> 01:20:48,057
some beers from these guys and we're going to
01:20:48,057 --> 01:20:48,437
the beach.
01:20:51,037 --> 01:20:51,697
Okay, let's go.
01:20:52,337 --> 01:20:52,597
Come on.
01:20:54,737 --> 01:20:54,957
There.
01:20:57,177 --> 01:20:57,877
What are you looking for?
01:20:58,697 --> 01:20:59,577
The notebook.
01:21:00,317 --> 01:21:01,417
Was beer what we needed?
01:21:03,917 --> 01:21:05,437
Hey, at this point, I let it slide.
01:21:05,437 --> 01:21:06,097
soda with gum.
01:21:07,797 --> 01:21:08,677
Good to know.
01:21:16,567 --> 01:21:17,007
I love you, Luis.
01:21:18,967 --> 01:21:20,487
Good morning.
01:21:21,307 --> 01:21:21,927
Good morning.
01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:26,447
It's afternoon, did you know?
01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:29,387
We actually fell asleep a bit late
01:21:29,387 --> 01:21:29,647
yesterday.
01:21:32,127 --> 01:21:32,887
Yes.
01:21:34,927 --> 01:21:36,467
What's up with this kid?
01:21:36,907 --> 01:21:37,807
Are you being careful?
01:21:38,647 --> 01:21:39,847
Or are you taking it slow?
01:21:42,087 --> 01:21:42,907
How being careful?
01:21:43,847 --> 01:21:46,007
Like, prophylactically.
01:21:49,487 --> 01:21:50,447
What are you talking about?
01:21:51,267 --> 01:21:52,047
Yeah, why?
01:21:54,267 --> 01:21:54,787
No...
01:21:55,507 --> 01:21:57,967
Because, well, I went to...
01:21:57,967 --> 01:22:00,367
I was stealing pillow covers the other day from the bag
01:22:00,967 --> 01:22:02,287
and I just didn't have any more.
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:04,047
And...
01:22:04,987 --> 01:22:05,507
And...
01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:07,367
No, and I saw that the little box of
01:22:07,367 --> 01:22:08,507
Prime was still unopened.
01:22:10,187 --> 01:22:10,707
So...
01:22:14,517 --> 01:22:14,957
I find it strange.
01:22:15,677 --> 01:22:17,097
Oh, please, take me off.
01:22:17,637 --> 01:22:19,477
Well, we left.
01:22:19,777 --> 01:22:19,877
Okay.
01:22:21,517 --> 01:22:23,237
It's a secret, I mean, it's a bet.
01:22:23,377 --> 01:22:25,177
I mean that we're not dating.
01:22:25,977 --> 01:22:27,837
I won a bet and it's gotten out of
01:22:27,837 --> 01:22:28,337
hand.
01:22:28,737 --> 01:22:29,377
Are you kidding?
01:22:29,977 --> 01:22:30,297
No.
01:22:31,177 --> 01:22:31,657
Oh, really?
01:22:31,757 --> 01:22:31,997
Seriously?
01:22:33,557 --> 01:22:35,617
Oh, but I loved the couple, right?
01:22:35,757 --> 01:22:36,577
Yes, yes.
01:22:37,717 --> 01:22:39,697
But why aren't they going out together afterward?
01:22:41,197 --> 01:22:42,737
What's up with that?
01:22:43,857 --> 01:22:45,517
Aren't you putting too much energy into something that...
01:22:46,137 --> 01:22:47,157
that leads nowhere?
01:22:47,357 --> 01:22:48,957
I don't know, dude, I couldn't care less, you know?
01:22:48,957 --> 01:22:49,397
Huh?
01:22:50,377 --> 01:22:51,957
I mean, it's a bit of...
01:22:53,117 --> 01:22:55,597
silly science, we have a good time
01:22:55,597 --> 01:22:57,137
and that's it, it's summer.
01:22:57,557 --> 01:22:59,077
I'm not wasting my life on this either.
01:22:59,637 --> 01:23:00,157
Yes, yes.
01:23:00,397 --> 01:23:00,977
No friction.
01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:05,037
Wait, wait, but I don't understand.
01:23:05,737 --> 01:23:06,657
You don't like the guy?
01:23:07,697 --> 01:23:09,237
Doesn't it turn you on when he touches your leg
01:23:09,237 --> 01:23:09,957
like that in front of everyone?
01:23:13,377 --> 01:23:15,397
Well, dude, he still wears condoms.
01:23:16,057 --> 01:23:17,617
Because in terms of partying...
01:23:17,617 --> 01:23:19,257
You know what grandma used to say.
01:23:20,517 --> 01:23:21,417
What did grandma say?
01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,397
When you were 14 years old and you were all
01:23:24,397 --> 01:23:25,077
day behind Juanchi.
01:23:25,637 --> 01:23:26,257
My cousin.
01:23:27,497 --> 01:23:28,517
Grandma used to say...
01:23:30,097 --> 01:23:32,217
Game of hands, butt breaker.
01:23:33,117 --> 01:23:34,017
Watch the kids.
01:23:36,537 --> 01:23:38,317
It's true, watch the kids.
01:23:39,597 --> 01:23:40,557
What a son of a bitch.
01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:43,057
You know I was this close to screwing him, right?
01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:45,197
No, no, no, that's nonsense.
01:23:45,597 --> 01:23:46,837
Yeah, as if you wouldn't have screwed
01:23:46,837 --> 01:23:47,917
me at 14, don't kid
01:23:47,917 --> 01:23:48,157
yourself.
01:23:48,297 --> 01:23:49,957
Well, but for me, second cousin.
01:23:50,717 --> 01:23:51,697
No, that's different.
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:57,657
Well, you didn't answer.
01:23:58,877 --> 01:24:00,217
Do you like the guy or not?
01:24:01,677 --> 01:24:03,377
Are you asking me this because you are my
01:24:03,377 --> 01:24:04,537
cousin and you want to take care of me or what?
01:24:06,357 --> 01:24:07,157
No, dude, no.
01:24:07,357 --> 01:24:08,277
I don't like it right now.
01:24:09,817 --> 01:24:11,777
Yes, it's true that the danger...
01:24:11,777 --> 01:24:12,457
Well...
01:24:15,237 --> 01:24:16,637
We have kissed like that.
01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:18,157
Another living dead.
01:24:18,717 --> 01:24:19,077
Hello.
01:24:19,077 --> 01:24:20,177
Good morning.
01:24:23,687 --> 01:24:24,667
And where is everyone?
01:24:25,187 --> 01:24:26,007
In the center.
01:24:29,147 --> 01:24:29,867
Hey, Maxi.
01:24:31,447 --> 01:24:34,067
Did you know that Lucero, the sister of... wrote to me?
01:24:34,067 --> 01:24:35,187
Lula, who lives in Norway?
01:24:35,947 --> 01:24:38,707
And she asked me about the brand new boyfriend.
01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:39,327
of Pedrín.
01:24:39,627 --> 01:24:40,967
Well, I'm not going to boyfriend either, huh?
01:24:42,127 --> 01:24:43,447
Do you remember that I forgot about the sister?
01:24:43,447 --> 01:24:43,747
from Lula?
01:24:43,987 --> 01:24:44,427
I don't agree.
01:24:46,307 --> 01:24:47,927
Amigobios doesn't like labels.
01:24:48,487 --> 01:24:49,347
I like friends.
01:24:50,847 --> 01:24:52,087
Yes, you hate it.
01:24:53,507 --> 01:24:54,907
Well, friends, listen to me.
01:24:56,907 --> 01:24:59,287
He asked me to send him a photo because
01:24:59,287 --> 01:25:01,607
he doesn't believe that Pedro is so in love.
01:25:02,827 --> 01:25:03,407
Can you give me a photo?
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:04,207
Yes, sure.
01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:07,987
No, but...
01:25:07,987 --> 01:25:08,587
Let's see, come here...
01:25:09,327 --> 01:25:09,947
Should I come over there?
01:25:09,987 --> 01:25:10,507
Come here, Maxi, yes.
01:25:10,847 --> 01:25:11,347
Sit here.
01:25:16,457 --> 01:25:16,777
Here.
01:25:19,537 --> 01:25:20,537
Come on, dude.
01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:21,457
No, guys.
01:25:21,457 --> 01:25:21,757
What?
01:25:21,977 --> 01:25:23,157
They just look like friends.
01:25:23,477 --> 01:25:23,637
Sure.
01:25:23,677 --> 01:25:24,357
A kiss, seriously.
01:25:24,937 --> 01:25:25,697
A little kiss, a peck.
01:25:25,757 --> 01:25:26,117
Kissing.
01:25:26,357 --> 01:25:27,417
Well, don't be an idiot.
01:25:27,537 --> 01:25:28,557
A little kiss, come on, a little kiss.
01:25:28,597 --> 01:25:29,477
Come on, Lula, go for it.
01:25:30,097 --> 01:25:31,477
But what are you embarrassed about now, the kiss?
01:25:31,557 --> 01:25:31,697
Go ahead.
01:25:32,457 --> 01:25:33,437
But you guys are messing with me.
01:25:34,057 --> 01:25:35,417
Come on, a little kiss, yes.
01:25:36,177 --> 01:25:36,777
Come on, a little kiss.
01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:37,117
Go ahead.
01:25:48,867 --> 01:25:49,587
Oh, cheeky.
01:25:49,967 --> 01:25:50,287
Why?
01:25:50,787 --> 01:25:51,607
Oh, they're not going to believe us.
01:25:52,007 --> 01:25:53,067
I already sent them photos of everyone
01:25:53,067 --> 01:25:53,467
here.
01:25:54,267 --> 01:25:55,147
Of you when you were straight.
01:25:56,147 --> 01:25:57,807
No, come on, a kiss or something, because if
01:25:57,807 --> 01:25:57,987
not...
01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:00,227
Go ahead.
01:26:05,047 --> 01:26:05,847
Kiss, kiss.
01:26:08,287 --> 01:26:09,207
They were in elementary school.
01:26:22,057 --> 01:26:22,457
Come on.
01:26:22,757 --> 01:26:23,957
Oh, sorry, I hung up while watching.
01:26:24,857 --> 01:26:26,797
Come on, Lula, don’t mess with me.
01:26:26,977 --> 01:26:28,037
Don't stall, my love.
01:26:30,877 --> 01:26:31,937
Lula, don’t mess with me.
01:26:32,457 --> 01:26:34,057
Come on, what’s up with the king of
01:26:34,057 --> 01:26:35,717
sexual freedom and that we need to kiss more
01:26:35,717 --> 01:26:36,797
at home and all that speech you
01:26:36,797 --> 01:26:37,217
gave me?
01:26:37,357 --> 01:26:38,617
Maxi might be bothered.
01:26:38,617 --> 01:26:39,817
No, I have no problem, okay?
01:26:39,817 --> 01:26:40,797
Every time I’m with you it feels like
01:26:40,797 --> 01:26:41,157
the first time.
01:26:41,677 --> 01:26:42,017
See?
01:26:43,217 --> 01:26:44,777
Come on, one more and I’ll take the picture,
01:26:44,937 --> 01:26:45,037
come on.
01:26:45,097 --> 01:26:45,677
One more, one more.
01:26:45,957 --> 01:26:46,177
Alright.
01:26:58,637 --> 01:26:59,337
Alright, that’s enough.
01:27:00,957 --> 01:27:01,317
Beautiful.
01:27:01,317 --> 01:27:01,797
Now, right?
01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:02,657
Yes, now it's right.
01:27:03,297 --> 01:27:04,117
Res Hollywood, huh?
01:27:04,377 --> 01:27:05,697
Yes, Morningwood.
01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:09,877
I'm going to make a coffee that
01:27:09,877 --> 01:27:11,077
the morning started very high.
01:27:13,777 --> 01:27:14,497
Morningwood Kiss.
01:27:18,167 --> 01:27:19,347
That charger belongs to someone.
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:20,907
No, no.
01:27:23,747 --> 01:27:25,287
I didn't understand the Morningwood thing.
01:27:26,227 --> 01:27:27,427
It seemed scary to me.
01:27:28,087 --> 01:27:28,807
The dick stood up.
01:27:29,247 --> 01:27:32,787
Of course, my love, because Morningwood means when you
01:27:32,787 --> 01:27:33,847
wake up with an erection in English.
01:27:34,287 --> 01:27:34,547
Do you understand?
01:27:34,767 --> 01:27:35,107
Ah, yes.
01:27:35,787 --> 01:27:36,367
I didn't know.
01:27:36,627 --> 01:27:37,027
Pedro.
01:27:42,267 --> 01:27:42,987
What's up?
01:27:43,307 --> 01:27:45,887
It's a gamble, but this ends Hollywood.
01:27:46,987 --> 01:27:49,087
Yes, how does it get hard for you
01:27:49,087 --> 01:27:49,907
with the black fight?
01:27:50,167 --> 01:27:51,347
No, the black friend.
01:27:51,907 --> 01:27:52,407
Different.
01:27:54,267 --> 01:27:54,887
Now you liked it, right?
01:27:55,347 --> 01:27:55,907
You liked it.
01:27:56,987 --> 01:27:58,267
I don't know whether to thank them
01:27:58,267 --> 01:28:00,527
or tell them all to fuck off.
01:28:01,107 --> 01:28:01,927
No, never, no.
01:28:02,547 --> 01:28:03,987
And if tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe us and
01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:05,547
we send a photo, a good blowjob.
01:28:06,647 --> 01:28:08,027
You pull that off on the weekend, in the
01:28:08,027 --> 01:28:08,247
room.
01:28:08,327 --> 01:28:09,467
I won't pull it off, I have no problem.
01:28:20,067 --> 01:28:20,787
Did you like it?
01:28:21,527 --> 01:28:22,907
Did you like the experience?
01:28:23,227 --> 01:28:23,727
Did you like me?
01:28:33,937 --> 01:28:35,817
Well, if you want...
01:28:35,817 --> 01:28:37,017
We could become a couple.
01:28:37,317 --> 01:28:37,537
Yes.
01:28:38,717 --> 01:28:41,397
I introduce you to my old lady and she asks
01:28:41,397 --> 01:28:42,157
how we met.
01:28:42,457 --> 01:28:42,937
What do you say to her?
01:28:47,747 --> 01:28:48,387
I got it.
01:28:56,137 --> 01:28:57,277
He was heterosexual, you know?
01:28:57,577 --> 01:28:58,817
Well, that's what the doctor said when he
01:28:58,817 --> 01:28:59,797
handed him over in the hospital room.
01:29:03,597 --> 01:29:05,377
And I don't know why one day he
01:29:05,377 --> 01:29:06,357
felt like trying with men.
01:29:07,277 --> 01:29:08,017
We were...
01:29:08,017 --> 01:29:08,297
We were men, you know?
01:29:08,297 --> 01:29:09,617
We were friends, I swear, nothing more.
01:29:10,357 --> 01:29:12,497
And well, I'm single and decided to do him
01:29:12,497 --> 01:29:12,797
a favor.
01:29:13,437 --> 01:29:14,737
And in the middle of this, while I'm screwing him,
01:29:15,357 --> 01:29:16,297
when I pull out the dick...
01:29:18,097 --> 01:29:20,037
A tiny little brown one.
01:29:24,117 --> 01:29:26,017
And that was very small, it was about the
01:29:26,017 --> 01:29:27,257
size of a grape seed.
01:29:27,977 --> 01:29:30,577
But it had the perfect shape of a heart.
01:29:31,457 --> 01:29:33,237
And I saw that and took it as
01:29:33,237 --> 01:29:34,017
a sign, ma'am.
01:29:34,617 --> 01:29:35,537
And I started to fall in love.
01:29:35,537 --> 01:29:39,957
And then we kept hooking up in secret until...
01:29:39,957 --> 01:29:41,457
Until we became a couple.
01:29:45,137 --> 01:29:46,477
What an idiot!
01:29:57,627 --> 01:29:58,447
Hey...
01:29:58,447 --> 01:29:58,827
Your mom?
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,720
Who did it to your father?
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:02,020
Is it the complicated one?
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:03,860
Me.
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:09,820
Uh...
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:12,820
Chepa, do you remember the story of Pedro and
01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:13,160
the Wolf?
01:30:13,780 --> 01:30:16,820
There was Pedro, there was the Wolf, and, well, the
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:17,360
part about the poop.
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:19,300
Wasn't there poop?
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:20,520
Well, now there is.
01:30:21,340 --> 01:30:23,480
What do you mean the...? Yes, straight.
01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:24,760
You are disgusting.
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,100
You are disgusting, little man.
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:28,420
Well, you put your little heart into it, what are you doing,
01:30:28,540 --> 01:30:28,760
Chocho?
01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:29,700
I made it nice.
01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:32,100
Pst, pst, everything that needs to be had
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:34,100
so that no one has anything to do and
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:36,060
they can lie on the sand, in
01:30:36,060 --> 01:30:38,440
the sun, with an empty head and sleep with
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:38,800
women.
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,760
Which is what you sometimes desire,
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:42,520
said Ángel, and sometimes not.
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:44,620
I always desire it.
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:48,800
Wait, it's the kids.
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:49,740
What do they say?
01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:52,180
That they are in Ostende, that they are staying to
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:52,700
have a snack there.
01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:53,380
Oh...
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:54,060
Is it a beach?
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,160
Yes, it's like an area near here.
01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,600
They must have churros, really.
01:31:02,580 --> 01:31:03,640
Girls, that urine sneaked up on me.
01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:06,340
Do you want to go alone?
01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:11,180
I don't know, I mean, it's kind of fun
01:31:11,180 --> 01:31:12,920
all this nonsense pretending we're a couple and
01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:14,720
such, but I don't know if...
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:16,320
I like that more than being close to
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:16,800
her, let's say.
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:18,160
Well, think of a plan B.
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,060
Now we continue as a couple, since we opened a
01:31:20,060 --> 01:31:21,960
door this morning and now in Buenos Aires
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:24,100
you can call her calmly and see how you really feel,
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,860
without me being in the way.
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,220
Is it your fantasy?
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:31,860
What?
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:37,980
That we are here in the attention after
01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:39,160
I get back with my ex and we
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:39,860
stay as friends.
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:41,600
No, dude, you want to screw me.
01:31:41,660 --> 01:31:42,080
That's yours.
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:45,740
And what is yours?
01:31:54,690 --> 01:31:55,750
What do you want me to say?
01:31:57,210 --> 01:31:58,170
That you look amazing.
01:32:00,230 --> 01:32:01,450
You look amazing, Maxi.
01:32:04,070 --> 01:32:04,890
Do you want to hook up?
01:32:05,390 --> 01:32:06,670
Well, I'm pulling down my pants and
01:32:06,670 --> 01:32:06,950
going to hook up with you.
01:32:07,270 --> 01:32:07,370
Done.
01:32:08,830 --> 01:32:10,370
And if you want to get back with your ex, well
01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:11,450
that's fine, if it makes you happy, it makes
01:32:11,450 --> 01:32:11,730
me happy too.
01:32:15,350 --> 01:32:16,310
But let's always be friends.
01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:17,870
That's the one thing I don't want to change.
01:32:18,630 --> 01:32:19,830
In two minutes, if I'm not
01:32:19,830 --> 01:32:21,450
putting my hand down your shorts and you
01:32:21,450 --> 01:32:23,510
are telling me we're friends, pull it out because
01:32:23,510 --> 01:32:23,850
it hurts!
01:32:24,530 --> 01:32:26,150
Okay, okay, don't mess with
01:32:26,150 --> 01:32:26,990
Crítter, you're right.
01:32:29,050 --> 01:32:30,730
But yeah, I am in the mood.
01:32:34,450 --> 01:32:37,770
I mean, I'm scared of hurting you or...
01:32:37,770 --> 01:32:38,950
that we stop being friends.
01:32:41,210 --> 01:32:42,270
I don't want that.
01:32:43,530 --> 01:32:44,490
Well, we're not sleeping together.
01:32:45,670 --> 01:32:47,490
Why would we cross those doors if we are good
01:32:47,490 --> 01:32:47,690
like this?
01:32:51,230 --> 01:32:52,030
Look, I...
01:32:52,030 --> 01:32:53,350
at night I get close to your
01:32:53,350 --> 01:32:53,610
neck like this.
01:32:55,030 --> 01:32:57,750
And when you're snoring, I smell you and I
01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,430
do a few things.
01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:00,130
And I've done it a few times and you
01:33:00,130 --> 01:33:00,510
haven't realized.
01:33:00,710 --> 01:33:02,110
Son of a bitch, the worst part is that it's
01:33:02,110 --> 01:33:02,570
true, for sure.
01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:06,330
You have a mix of the scent of the cologne
01:33:06,330 --> 01:33:08,290
I banned with the scent of sun.
01:33:10,010 --> 01:33:10,330
Delicious.
01:33:19,090 --> 01:33:20,170
Do you just want to hook up with me?
01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:25,120
Maxi, I'm already an astronaut.
01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:26,560
Are you the one who is afraid to go out
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:27,200
into outer space?
01:33:28,540 --> 01:33:29,300
What do you want me to say?
01:33:29,380 --> 01:33:30,120
Whether you want to be my boyfriend?
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:32,740
Do you want to be my boyfriend, Maxi?
01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:34,400
Good.
01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:37,800
Do you want to be my boyfriend or do you not want
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,220
to be my boyfriend?
01:33:39,780 --> 01:33:40,300
Do you want to?
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:43,240
Then that's it.
01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:46,720
It's like how mattresses are, right?
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:47,880
Don't ask me, I
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:48,200
love them.
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:49,400
Ha, ha, ha!
01:33:53,910 --> 01:33:54,430
Think about it.
01:33:56,030 --> 01:33:56,550
What?
01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:58,010
I'm hungry.
01:33:58,690 --> 01:33:59,330
Yes, me too.
01:34:00,830 --> 01:34:03,230
I think there are some eggs and cookies left.
01:34:03,230 --> 01:34:03,330
What do you want?
01:34:05,130 --> 01:34:05,850
Well, think about it.
01:34:06,130 --> 01:34:07,310
If you want to be my boyfriend, I mean.
01:34:08,030 --> 01:34:08,250
Ah.
01:34:09,210 --> 01:34:10,010
Think about it first.
01:34:10,590 --> 01:34:12,730
And if you want, I'll think about it.
01:34:13,010 --> 01:34:13,870
Let's see if I want to, that to the...
01:34:13,870 --> 01:34:14,350
I'd rather not.
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:33,480
Look, wait, do you hear that?
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:35,480
What?
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:38,960
Can't you hear it?
01:34:39,740 --> 01:34:40,380
No, dude, what?
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:42,980
It's the laughter of all the girls that
01:34:42,980 --> 01:34:44,680
You have slept with someone, and they asked you if...
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:45,880
You only wanted them to have sex.
01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:47,120
They are your idiots.
01:34:59,020 --> 01:35:00,380
Yes, yes, yes,
01:35:10,810 --> 01:35:29,650
Sure...
01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,020
Well, it's not that you don't look for it, because
01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:39,120
I'm not going to offer them to you.
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:41,720
Sabri's friends say that we are missed.
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,160
couple.
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:42,720
Yes?
01:35:43,180 --> 01:35:44,180
So you see.
01:35:48,900 --> 01:35:49,620
Hello.
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:50,960
What happened?
01:35:53,460 --> 01:35:54,720
How very silly.
01:35:55,480 --> 01:35:55,800
Yes.
01:35:57,440 --> 01:35:58,400
Everything fine?
01:35:59,240 --> 01:35:59,700
All good.
01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:00,560
And you?
01:36:01,140 --> 01:36:02,440
Good, chilling.
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:07,780
Hey, did you ever go out with girls at any point?
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,340
Yes, the thing is, well, no...
01:36:11,340 --> 01:36:13,740
I mean, just a sexual fling.
01:36:13,980 --> 01:36:14,220
Of course.
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:17,140
Yeah, me too.
01:36:17,780 --> 01:36:18,120
Really?
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:19,080
I didn't know.
01:36:19,180 --> 01:36:19,320
Yes.
01:36:20,260 --> 01:36:22,360
I was really into girls sexually.
01:36:23,260 --> 01:36:24,060
They were tremendous.
01:36:24,860 --> 01:36:26,740
But one morning it happened that one wanted
01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:27,820
cuddles and I didn't want to.
01:36:28,460 --> 01:36:30,120
And now I make it clear that I only find
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:30,540
her sexually appealing.
01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:32,820
Well, that way you save yourself some trouble.
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:34,160
Exactly.
01:36:44,110 --> 01:36:45,850
Did she tell you how we broke up, Maxi?
01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:49,030
Yes.
01:36:49,030 --> 01:36:49,850
Yes, she told me that...
01:36:52,150 --> 01:36:54,010
Well, that a three-way encounter went wrong.
01:36:55,610 --> 01:36:56,770
Yeah, more or less.
01:36:59,250 --> 01:36:59,950
Come on, Fede.
01:37:00,590 --> 01:37:02,130
Friend, we know each other well enough, okay?
01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:05,030
Well, yes, but have you been with girls?
01:37:05,350 --> 01:37:05,850
I have, yes.
01:37:05,890 --> 01:37:06,330
I was lucky.
01:37:06,430 --> 01:37:07,330
More than anything, she got a medium
01:37:07,330 --> 01:37:07,830
to the big one.
01:37:07,930 --> 01:37:09,010
One girl went and...
01:37:09,010 --> 01:37:09,870
I ate yours.
01:37:10,590 --> 01:37:10,950
Chat!
01:37:11,130 --> 01:37:11,890
Take out the one that hurts me.
01:37:12,090 --> 01:37:13,270
Yes, worse than what you say, but that
01:37:13,270 --> 01:37:14,330
you've already put in, I just don't feel it.
01:37:14,930 --> 01:37:16,730
And supposedly I'm the first one, huh?
01:37:17,590 --> 01:37:19,450
I was telling Sabrina about it earlier.
01:37:20,570 --> 01:37:21,150
Let's see.
01:37:21,750 --> 01:37:23,430
Well, but don't look at the card yet.
01:37:23,530 --> 01:37:24,290
Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
01:37:24,310 --> 01:37:25,170
Put on a minute.
01:37:25,750 --> 01:37:26,250
One minute.
01:37:26,290 --> 01:37:27,890
One, two, time.
01:37:29,030 --> 01:37:29,190
Okay.
01:37:32,150 --> 01:37:33,970
Straw, penis, giant, what is that?
01:37:34,190 --> 01:37:34,470
No, no.
01:37:34,770 --> 01:37:35,170
What is it?
01:37:35,590 --> 01:37:36,690
Do something else, next, next.
01:37:36,950 --> 01:37:37,850
No, it can't be something else.
01:37:38,010 --> 01:37:38,410
What?
01:37:38,410 --> 01:37:38,910
Another thing!
01:37:41,510 --> 01:37:42,370
Ghost, ghost.
01:37:42,450 --> 01:37:42,710
Let's go!
01:37:43,110 --> 01:37:43,350
Yes.
01:37:46,150 --> 01:37:46,630
Frankenstein.
01:37:47,070 --> 01:37:48,450
The dawn of the dead.
01:37:48,550 --> 01:37:48,810
Ah, yes.
01:37:51,130 --> 01:37:51,610
Hakuna...
01:37:51,610 --> 01:37:52,490
The Lion King!
01:37:52,590 --> 01:37:52,870
Let's go!
01:37:53,230 --> 01:37:53,430
Good.
01:37:53,610 --> 01:37:54,190
Come on, keep going, come on.
01:37:54,810 --> 01:37:54,990
What?
01:37:55,310 --> 01:37:56,290
The Da Vinci Code.
01:37:57,450 --> 01:37:57,930
The...
01:37:57,930 --> 01:37:58,310
This!
01:37:58,550 --> 01:37:58,850
This!
01:37:58,930 --> 01:37:59,290
Good!
01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:03,970
I know this one.
01:38:04,090 --> 01:38:04,570
Taxi spaceship!
01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:05,610
Good, good, good.
01:38:06,330 --> 01:38:06,550
Go ahead.
01:38:07,390 --> 01:38:08,170
Facebook 2001!
01:38:08,310 --> 01:38:08,890
Odyssey in space!
01:38:08,890 --> 01:38:10,710
No, you're kidding me.
01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:11,570
The callesia!
01:38:12,730 --> 01:38:13,090
Time!
01:38:13,950 --> 01:38:15,370
The last two were not understood at all.
01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:16,050
Beautiful, huh?
01:38:16,710 --> 01:38:17,070
Beautiful.
01:38:17,110 --> 01:38:18,410
They knew it, they knew the cards.
01:38:18,590 --> 01:38:19,770
No, the thing is we don't know
01:38:19,770 --> 01:38:20,110
much.
01:38:22,890 --> 01:38:23,250
Well.
01:38:24,150 --> 01:38:24,850
Now yes, huh?
01:38:24,870 --> 01:38:25,310
The time.
01:38:25,590 --> 01:38:26,210
Ah, yes, this.
01:38:27,130 --> 01:38:27,910
At one.
01:38:28,190 --> 01:38:28,790
At two.
01:38:29,630 --> 01:38:29,810
Let's go.
01:38:31,110 --> 01:38:31,830
The Little Mermaid.
01:38:32,330 --> 01:38:32,889
No, uh...
01:38:33,750 --> 01:38:34,710
Beauty and the Beast.
01:38:34,930 --> 01:38:35,190
What is it?
01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:35,790
A princess?
01:38:35,870 --> 01:38:35,990
What is it?
01:38:42,070 --> 01:38:42,950
Let's see...
01:38:42,950 --> 01:38:44,570
Hey, we can't both fit in there, okay?
01:38:46,010 --> 01:38:47,430
How are we going to sleep in there?
01:38:48,170 --> 01:38:48,510
Go ahead.
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,080
Dude, I died down there.
01:38:56,440 --> 01:38:57,020
I swear.
01:38:57,820 --> 01:38:58,680
It's just that...
01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:00,020
I was making them, but I didn't think that
01:39:00,020 --> 01:39:01,200
you would guess them all.
01:39:03,220 --> 01:39:04,640
I mean, her name is Antonella, right?
01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:06,160
Antonella.
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:07,540
I think she hasn't believed anything we said.
01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:09,480
That the last one was about Snow White.
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:10,080
It was impossible.
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:10,520
The previous one.
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:11,380
Go on.
01:39:14,830 --> 01:39:15,970
It was really great, man.
01:39:33,270 --> 01:39:33,750
Hey...
01:39:33,750 --> 01:39:35,430
I talked to Sabrina earlier.
01:39:37,950 --> 01:39:39,790
She told me why you broke up.
01:39:45,330 --> 01:39:46,290
Yeah, well...
01:39:46,290 --> 01:39:48,690
I mentioned a bit, but I skipped the part
01:39:49,910 --> 01:39:51,710
where the third person was my best
01:39:51,710 --> 01:39:53,430
friend and that she ended up getting with him
01:39:53,430 --> 01:39:53,730
anyway.
01:39:57,260 --> 01:39:57,740
I know...
01:39:57,740 --> 01:40:01,160
We were really close, you see, and...
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:02,400
Now I realize, but at that moment
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:02,980
I was like...
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,460
Really scared, you know.
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:06,580
I messed everything up.
01:40:07,300 --> 01:40:07,940
I don’t know.
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:13,240
A bit like you.
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:15,800
That this summer you are my best friend.
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:17,780
And I like you.
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:21,100
Do you know how this turned out for you?
01:40:28,490 --> 01:40:29,350
Pretty good, huh?
01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:37,130
You saw that I gave you a kiss.
01:40:40,490 --> 01:40:40,930
Yes.
01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,560
You're not gay either, right?
01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:09,040
What?
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:11,180
Sabrina told me everything.
01:43:11,740 --> 01:43:13,560
That they are friends and don't have boyfriends.
01:43:14,360 --> 01:43:14,600
Huh?
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:17,360
When did Sabrina tell you that?
01:43:17,720 --> 01:43:18,360
This morning.
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:21,360
She told him that if they hooked up, she would give
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:22,220
him a second chance.
01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:25,760
I don't believe that you guys are hooking up.
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,580
Both of you are very straight.
01:43:28,220 --> 01:43:29,440
You say they'll get back together and I'm out.
01:43:30,220 --> 01:43:30,640
Who?
01:43:31,260 --> 01:43:32,580
Sabrina and Maxi.
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:35,640
Oh.
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:38,920
Eh...
01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:41,540
I don't know.
01:43:44,180 --> 01:43:45,420
Honestly, I don't know.
01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:55,530
I'm going to get some water.
01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:10,670
Anyone.
01:44:13,330 --> 01:44:13,750
What's up?
01:44:13,750 --> 01:44:14,390
Hey.
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:15,110
Is everything okay?
01:44:15,430 --> 01:44:15,710
Yes.
01:44:16,910 --> 01:44:17,870
Did they tell Pedrito?
01:44:18,930 --> 01:44:19,430
He left.
01:44:20,370 --> 01:44:21,670
He said he was leaving and that you knew.
01:44:23,610 --> 01:44:24,050
No.
01:44:24,330 --> 01:44:25,130
He didn't tell me anything.
01:44:27,170 --> 01:44:27,750
Did something happen?
01:44:28,210 --> 01:44:28,550
No.
01:44:29,350 --> 01:44:30,810
He picked up, spoke to him and asked about
01:44:30,810 --> 01:44:32,270
what he thought of the plan and that you
01:44:32,270 --> 01:44:33,790
were coming back with Sabrina, but...
01:44:33,790 --> 01:44:34,370
What plan?
01:44:36,610 --> 01:44:37,870
The shell of the female parrot.
01:44:39,090 --> 01:44:39,970
Sorry, no...
01:44:39,970 --> 01:44:40,410
No, but...
01:44:40,410 --> 01:44:41,350
How do you know?
01:44:42,310 --> 01:44:43,190
What did Sabri tell you?
01:44:43,910 --> 01:44:46,330
Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro with complicity
01:44:46,330 --> 01:44:47,910
if you all made this mess.
01:44:48,170 --> 01:44:48,530
No, it's fine.
01:44:55,710 --> 01:44:56,210
What's up?
01:44:56,350 --> 01:44:57,030
What's going on, dude?
01:44:57,910 --> 01:44:58,750
No, I'll tell you properly later.
01:44:59,650 --> 01:45:01,050
But are they dating or not?
01:45:01,470 --> 01:45:01,770
And no.
01:45:03,570 --> 01:45:04,190
Well, I'm leaving.
01:45:04,350 --> 01:45:04,850
We'll talk later.
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:40,260
Pedro.
01:47:43,420 --> 01:47:44,080
Sorry, Pedro.
01:47:46,380 --> 01:47:47,280
It's okay, Maxi.
01:47:47,380 --> 01:47:48,060
It's fine.
01:47:48,220 --> 01:47:48,480
What's up?
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:48,900
Are you okay?
01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:50,080
Yes, yes, it's fine.
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:50,840
I should talk to you.
01:48:47,870 --> 01:48:52,410
Melody of a ray of sunshine Today that
01:48:52,410 --> 01:48:56,890
time mixes in my favor Work
01:48:56,890 --> 01:49:02,190
and love The clepsis and the pain
01:49:02,190 --> 01:49:12,410
Today has closed What
01:49:12,410 --> 01:49:17,670
dies stops dying Light and shadow can
01:49:17,670 --> 01:49:25,290
be heard But everything in silence Dance to the
01:49:25,290 --> 01:49:40,400
rhythm of a better life There is
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:44,420
a verse, a message in the sun A
01:49:44,420 --> 01:49:52,340
better cartography A meeting is a color Like
01:49:52,340 --> 01:50:02,160
an animal that discovers love Thinking about it coldly
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:08,480
We need to go out to dance And sing
01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:13,480
the themes that do us good To fumble, to sing off-key
01:50:14,260 --> 01:50:17,220
And let time stop being in
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:22,760
favor Of work and horror And that
01:50:22,760 --> 01:50:29,820
the heart Returns to be a light to ignite
01:50:38,540 --> 01:50:42,080
Today that time for a time Is
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:46,120
in our favor All the police stations In a state
01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:50,820
exceptional I started to think about those
01:50:50,820 --> 01:50:54,500
nights Drunk on beer and poetry
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