Original subtitles

[Andy Blunda's On Fire]

- YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A RIVER

FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

I'M ON FIRE

WE'RE ON FIRE

OUR LOVE'S TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE HEART TO TAKE

[upbeat music]

- MM.

THIS WEEK WAS A REALLY DIFFICULT WEEK.

- I DON'T REALLY WANNA WAKE UP.

- MEGAN AND I FOUND OUT THAT LEIGH ANN HAS BEEN LYING TO US.

SHE'S BEEN CARRYING ON AN AFFAIR

WITH ANOTHER MAN WHO WE DON'T KNOW

AND TELLING US THAT SHE WAS ON BUSINESS TRIPS.

IN A MOMENT OF ANGER AND HURT,

AND I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO LEIGH ANN THIS PAST WEEK.

LEIGH ANN HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME THROUGH EVERYTHING,

AND I THOUGHT I KNEW WHO SHE WAS.

I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HER WITH MY HEART

AND FINDING OUT NOW WHAT THE REAL TRUTH IS,

I'M QUESTIONING WHO I'VE BEEN SPENDING

THE LAST THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE WITH.

- I HAVE SOME REAL FEELINGS

AND THE FACT THAT SHE'S HERE AND STANDING BY ME

AND I HAVE SOMEONE TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN WITH.

COME ON. COME ON!

OKAY.

- YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE IN LOYALTY AND HONESTY

AND BEING TRUTHFUL TO PEOPLE.

[dog howls]

- [laughing]

- BOY, SOMEBODY ELSE IN THIS FAMILY'S JEALOUS, HUH?

- YOU KNOW...

HONESTLY, AFTER EVERYTHING, SHE PULLED THAT RUG SO FAST

FROM UNDERNEATH ME, AND LIKE...

I'M FUCKING DEVASTATED.

MY HEART'S BROKEN.

I DON'T WANNA SEE HER. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO HER.

- I GOTTA GO TO WORK.

I LOVE MEGAN,

"X" LEIGH ANN OUT OF MY LIFE

AND PRETEND THAT SHE DOESN'T EXIST.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS

FOR ME, FOR MEGAN, FOR MEGAN AND I...

OR IF THERE'S ANY POTENTIAL LEFT FOR THE THREE OF US.

- I'VE ORGANIZED A MEETING WITH KAMALA

AND MY GIRLFRIEND RACHEL

TO NEGOTIATE POSSIBLY A THREESOME.

KAMALA WANTS ME TO GO DEEPER WITH RACHEL,

YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU.

- SINCE MICHAEL'S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RACHEL

AND WANTS TO BUILD A REAL RELATIONSHIP,

HE THINKS HAVING A THREE-WAY SEXUAL CONNECTION

IS A WAY THAT HE'S GONNA GO DEEPER.

AND I HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA OF HOW TO GET DEEPER,

WHICH INVOLVES MORE, YOU KNOW, EMOTIONAL CONNECTION.

BUT I'M WILLING TO TRY. I LOVE GROUP SEX.

I HEAR FROM MICHAEL LIKE HOW IN LOVE HE IS WITH YOU.

LIKE, HE'S REALLY LIT UP AND REALLY EXCITED.

AND I HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM.

- I'M CRAZY ABOUT MICHAEL RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH! - [laughs]

I'M REALLY ENJOYING THE TIME THAT WE'RE SPENDING TOGETHER,

WE HAVE A LOT OF COMMON INTERESTS.

- I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS GO AND YOU CAN WATCH HIM SURF,

AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC.

THAT'S THE SIDE OF MICHAEL

THAT I WANT HIM TO SHARE WITH SOMEONE ELSE, SO...

- RACHEL IS MEETING THE NEEDS FOR NRE,

NEW RELATIONSHIP ENERGY, THAT, YOU KNOW,

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE MUNDANE

WITH KAMALA AND I.

- I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING POLY FOR A WHILE

BUT NOT LIKE AS TIGHT-KNIT AS WE DO IT.

- IN THE PAST, IT HASN'T BEEN SO MUCH--

LIKE IF I DATED SOMEONE,

[laughter]

I'VE NEVER HAD THE OKAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE

TO SLEEP WITH THEM.

- I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A MARRIED MAN AND HIS WIFE.

AND SO THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT'S INTIMIDATED.

LIKE, IS SHE REALLY OKAY WITH THIS?

WOULD BE REALLY HEALING.

IT COULD BE LIKE A BREAKTHROUGH FOR YOU.

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT, OH, MY GOSH,

I CAN NOW CELEBRATE MY LOVE FOR HIM

AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF LOSING IT.

- YOU KNOW WHAT,

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY

UNTIL YOU JUST SAID THAT.

- SO IT SOUNDS LIKE, UM, YOU KNOW,

OUR ACTUALLY GETTING SEXUAL

IS PROBABLY JUST THE MEDICINE THAT YOU NEED.

- I THINK SO.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HAVE A THREESOME

WITH YOU AND MICHAEL.

I THINK IT WOULD BRING, UM, ALL OF OUR RELATIONSHIP

KIND OF TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

- THE OUTCOME WAS THAT THEY WANTED TO HAVE A THREESOME.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE. I'M SUPER, SUPER EXCITED.

AND IT'S AMAZING.

YOU ARE AWESOME. - MWAH. THANK YOU.

- I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR MORE.

- I CAME CLEAN ABOUT WHAT I WAS REALLY DOING IN VEGAS,

WITH A GUY I MET IN CHICAGO WHOSE NAME IS ALSO CHRIS.

TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM,

BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF CONFUSING.

MY HUSBAND CHRIS ASKED ME TO LEAVE THE HOUSE,

WHO'S OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR A LITTLE WHILE

AND I'M HOUSE SITTING.

THE THINGS THAT I MISS AND THAT ARE HARD FOR ME--

GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE,

IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS THAT I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF CHRIS

AND FEEDING HIM AND BUYING THE THINGS THAT HE LIKES.

LIKE, WHAT DO I LIKE?

I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO CHRIS OR MEGAN

SINCE THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I WENT BACK THERE WHEN NO ONE WAS HOME

AND GRABBED A FEW THINGS,

BUT I'M BASICALLY LIVING OUT OF A SUITCASE RIGHT NOW.

I LEFT MY LIFE THAT I BUILT WITH VERY, VERY LITTLE.

CHICAGO CHRIS HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME

ANYTIME I NEED A SYMPATHETIC EAR,

AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY COMFORTING.

HE ALWAYS TELLS ME, LIKE, "DON'T WORRY.

AND WHETHER OR NOT IT'S GONNA BE OKAY,

JUST HEARING THAT FEELS BETTER.

HOW HAVE YOU KEPT UP?

- WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M KIND OF A MESS.

MY LIKE WHOLE WORLD, LIKE...

KINDA RIPPED OUT FROM UNDER ME.

BUT I GUESS YOU'RE NEVER REALLY FULLY PREPARED.

YOU KNOW, AND IT SUCKS-- - YOU HAD TO TELL 'EM.

- YEAH, I KNOW I DID.

COULD MAKE LIKE PEOPLE THAT I CARE ABOUT,

LIKE, SO SAD.

- I MEAN, I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE

HOW COY YOU WERE BEING IN YOUR REAL LIFE

I DIDN'T-- - YEAH.

- NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I WAS ENTIRELY HIDDEN BEHIND,

I KINDA GET WHY THEY'RE SO MAD.

- YEAH.

I THINK CHICAGO CHRIS IS A LITTLE OFF-PUT

BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TIME

THAT WE'VE REALLY HAD TO ADDRESS

THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I'M LONELY. - OH, I'M SURE THAT YOU ARE.

WELL, ALAS, IF MY ARMS COULD REACH IN THERE...

- [laughing]

- CHICAGO CHRIS AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING

ABOUT HIM COMING TO VISIT ME.

AND I GUESS I'M EXCITED AND VERY, VERY NERVOUS,

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I NEED SOME LOVE RIGHT NOW.

- WELL, I GOT PLENTY OF THAT FOR YOU.

TOO MUCH. APPARENTLY TOO MUCH.

- APPARENTLY TOO MUCH.

I GOTTA GO, BUT I'LL DEFINITELY SEE YOU SOON.

- GO DO YOUR THINGS. - OKAY, BYE.

IT'S PROBABLY NOT A VERY GOOD IDEA

BUT I'M LONELY, AND I NEED COMFORT AND LOVE.

- WHAT'S UP, MAN? - HOW YOU DOING?

- ALWAYS LATE, PLAYER. - I KNOW, RIGHT? RIGHT?

- YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN IT'S ALWAYS--

THAT MEANS YOU GOT A GOOD LIFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WHEN YOU ALWAYS LATE.

YOU GOT SOMETHING ELSE FUN GOING ON OR SOMETHING.

- IT AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM THE OUTSIDE,

LET ME TELL YA.

IS A FORMER UFC LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

HE'S ONE OF THE FIGHTERS WHO'S BEEN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL

TWO OF 'EM. GOOD.

IN OUR SPORT TO DATE.

AND HE'S NOW JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND.

- I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A MINUTE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHEN THESE GUYS AREN'T RIGHT HERE.

GIMME A LITTLE MORE AND THEN WE'LL SIT DOWN.

- ALL RIGHT. - JAB.

'PAGE AND I CAN GET A GOOD WORKOUT IN,

AND THEN I CAN PROBABLY HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

HE KNOWS LEIGH ANN REALLY WELL.

HE'S KNOWN HER AS LONG AS I HAVE.

AND HE'S ONE OF THE LEAST JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE

I'VE EVER KNOWN.

LEIGH ANN'S BEEN, LIKE, GONE ALL THE TIME,

COME TO FIND OUT SHE'S BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH SOME DUDE.

- AND SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ABOUT IT?

- MAN, NOT ONLY THAT, SHE WAS, LIKE, SAYING THAT

SHE WAS GOING ON BUSINESS TRIPS.

- SO--SO WHAT DO YOU THINK--

- I MEAN, SO YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

LIKE, HER BUSINESS IS KIND OF BLOWING UP.

LIKE, THAT WHOLE POLE DANCING THING IS GETTING HUGE,

MEGAN AND I GET LEFT.

I MEAN, WE GET LEFT TOGETHER A LOT, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- SHE GOT A LITTLE JEALOUS OR SOMETHING?

"YO, YOU GOTTA GO."

- I'M YOUR FRIEND.

I'M NOT PICKING SIDES HERE. I BEEN KNOWING YOU LONGER.

LIKE POLYAMOROUS STYLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING--

LIKE, THE GIRL-- SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO?

LET ME SEE, HOLD ON.

YOU JUST SWITCHED. Y'ALL DID THE SWITCHEROO.

- AND YOU WATCHED HER WITH A MAN?

- MM-HMM.

- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT.

- SO THAT'S WHAT I HAD SAID FOR A LONG TIME.

SO THE TRUTH IS, IT REALLY-- IT REALLY DIDN'T BOTHER ME.

- DID IT TURN YOU ON?

- YEAH! YEAH! I MEAN--

- SOME OTHER DUDE HITTING YOUR--

- MAKING HER HAPPY. - MAKING HER--

WOW, THAT'S DEEP, MAN.

- IF SHE SAID TO ME LIKE,

IT--NO PROBLEM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT'S MESSED UP.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE CHANCE.

WHO KNOWS?

JUST BECAUSE THERE'S MORE THAN ONE PERSON

IN OUR RELATIONSHIP,

WITH WHOEVER WE WANT, WHENEVER WE WANT...

AND KEEP IT A SECRET FROM THE OTHER PEOPLE.

THAT'S NOT HOW OUR RELATIONSHIP WORKS.

I'M NOT LIKE SO ANGRY ABOUT THE SEX.

LYING FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME.

I JUST--I DON'T KNOW HOW--

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EVER TRUST HER AGAIN.

THAT'S THE THING. - HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HER?

YOU KNOW WHERE SHE WENT? - NO.

I MEAN, I DON'T WANNA SPEAK TO HER,

- SHE'S OKAY.

- SHE'S SAFE AND SHE'S OKAY AND EVERYTHING, YEAH.

- YEAH, MAN, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH SWALLOWING YOUR PRIDE AND, UM...

SHE'S YOUR WIFE, FOR GOD'S SAKES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU HAVE A CRAZY RELATIONSHIP.

[laughter] YES, IT IS CRAZY.

GET ME SOME OF THAT!

I WANT--I WANT THAT TYPE OF CRAZINESS, BUT...

NOT THE DRAMA.

THE CONVERSATION WITH RAMPAGE CHANGES MY MIND

IN THAT I DECIDE IT'S TIME

TO REACH OUT AND CONTACT LEIGH ANN.

I'M NOT SURE THAT I'M READY TO GO AND SEE LEIGH ANN,

BUT I HAVE TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE

AND AT LEAST CHECK ON HER.

I HAVE TO TELL MEGAN

I'VE DECIDED TO GO AND SEE LEIGH ANN.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'S GONNA REACT.

- TONIGHT, I HAVE A DATE WITH TZIPORAH.

TZIPORAH'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN MONTHS NOW.

AND, LIKE MY WIFE,

SHE'S A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN I AM.

WHICH I APPRECIATE,

BECAUSE I ALWAYS PREFER MORE EXPERIENCED WOMEN.

AND TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE WHOLE HOUSE TO OURSELVES.

- YOU KNOW, I REALLY ENJOY BEING WITH YOU.

- YEAH! IT'S FUN, YEAH?

I ENJOY MY TIME WITH YOU TOO. - IT'S SO MUCH FUN,

AND THERE'S THIS EFFORTLESS, LIKE...

- I LOVE SNUGGLING WITH YOU,

AND I LOVE TO SHARE, YOU KNOW, TIME WITH YOU.

- YEAH. I'M SUPER GRATEFUL FOR JENNIFER.

- AW. - YEAH.

MMM.

[giggles]

GETTING ME ALL DIZZY, BABY. [laughing]

- GET YOU ALL DIZZY.

GONNA HAVE YOU PASS OUT, AND I'LL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

- OOH. YOU PROMISE?

- TZIPORAH AND I HAVE A REALLY DEEP, INTIMATE, FUN,

- IT'S WAY TOO MANY CLOTHES. - WAY TOO MANY CLOTHES.

- [giggling] - GIMME THAT ASS.

IT CAN BE SOFT AND PASSIONATE.

AND IT CAN GET ROUGH AND KINKY.

WHEN TZIPORAH AND I MAKE LOVE,

CLOTHES COME OFF, SOCKS COME OFF.

SHE GIVES ME A BLOW JOB.

CONDOM COMES OFF, NEW CONDOM COMES ON.

WE'RE JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING

- [moaning]

WANNA GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT IN THE HOUSE, YEAH? OKAY.

[growling] - [giggling]

LIFT ME UP! [laughing]

- [kissing, laughing]

I'M IN NEW RELATIONSHIP ENERGY WITH TZIPORAH,

BUT MY HEART IS JUST WIDE OPEN TO HER.

I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN.

- [laughing] THANK YOU.

SMELL IT, SMELL IT. - YEAH?

UH, I DIDN'T TELL YOU, BUT CHRISTIAN,

AND HE'S GAY. - OKAY.

- AND HE'S, UH, HE'S TOTALLY CUTE.

- YEAH? ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HIM?

- YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

AND THEN, UH--

- JESUS!

SO I'VE JUST HAD A GREAT TIME WITH JESSE.

I'M IN AN AWESOME MOOD.

I COME HOME, I GO TO SET MY THINGS DOWN,

THERE ARE CONDOMS ON THE FLOOR.

THEN I LOOK AT THE BED, AND IT'S A DISASTER

TAHL KNOWS THAT WE HAVE A RULE

ABOUT LEAVING THE BED HOW YOU FOUND IT.

[both moaning]

[laughing] - UH--

[laughing] HEY, BABY.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - [laughing]

GOT A LITTLE TENT HERE. HEY, BOYS.

- FUCKING TAHL. REALLY? HE JUST--

IT NEVER STOPS.

DID YOU SEE HOW LEFT THE FUCKING ROOM?

- WELL, WE JUST HAD SEX IN THERE.

- CONDOMS ON THE FLOOR? LIKE, USED CONDOMS ON THE FLOOR?

- WE--WE JUST GOT DONE. - IT'S SO FUCKING RUDE...

THAT I HAVE TO--AFTER WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION TEN TIMES.

- WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT CONVERSATION

BECAUSE I WAS GONNA GO BACK AND CLEAN IT UP.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. - IT'S REALLY NOT FAIR TO HER...

- THAT I'M GONNA COME IN HERE AND PISSED IN FRONT OF HER

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER

TO CLEAN UP THE ROOM LIKE ANY DECENT, NORMAL PERSON WOULD.

IT'S RUDE.

SO I'M YELLING AT TAHL, I'M SO ANGRY.

PROBABLY SHOCKED,

AND SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANNA BE INVOLVED IN THIS DRAMA.

AND I REALIZE I NEED TO JUST CALM DOWN,

I'M CALMING DOWN NOW.

BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M SUPPOSED TO WALK IN.

AND WHAT IF I WANNA LIE DOWN?

I CAN--WHAT IS ALL THAT WET SHIT ON THE BED?

I KNOW WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.

WELL, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE.

WHICH I'M HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE HAVING SEX,

I KNOW YOU BOTH ENJOY IT. YAY!

RIGHT? [laughs]

BUT I WOULD LIKE THE SHEETS TO BE CHANGED...

- YEAH.

- AND I DON'T WANT LUBE AND CONDOMS

ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.

- WHEN I'M OVER HERE,

WHEN I SPEND THE NIGHT AND WE PLAY,

TO CHANGE THE SHEETS IN THE MORNING

AND TO HAVE US DO IT TOGETHER.

[laughter]

- I'M JUST HUGGING YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

- THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF THE SITUATION

IS THAT JEN AND TZIPORAH HAS THIS LITTLE BONDING MOMENT.

AND I WAS LIKE, AH, YES!

[laughing]

- AT THE END OF THE DAY, LEIGH ANN IS MY WIFE.

I HAVE TO GO SEE HER.

THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE UPSETTING TO MEGAN.

AND HE SAID THAT, YOU KNOW...

I REALLY NEEDED TO AT LEAST CALL HER.

- AND? - SO I DID.

IT WAS...

AWKWARD, TO SAY THE LEAST.

AND JUST SEE

THAT SHE WAS IN A STABLE ENVIRONMENT.

- IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S THE BEST THING TO DO--

- I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

WHETHER OR NOT IT'S THE BEST THING TO DO,

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

- I'M NOT READY TO GO SEE HER YET.

I DON'T THINK THAT CHRIS WILL EVER LEAVE LEIGH ANN.

I THINK HE'S TOO LOYAL AND I THINK HE STILL LOVES HER

AND WANTS TO FIND A WAY TO WORK THAT OUT.

THEN I WILL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT

AND IT'S SCARY. [sniffles]

- I'M STILL ANGRY,

AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M GONNA SAY TO LEIGH ANN WHEN I SEE HER,

BUT, YOU KNOW, POLYAMOROUS OR NOT,

MARRIAGE STILL MEANS SOMETHING TO ME.

I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT OTHERWISE.

- MICHAEL, RACHEL, AND I HAVE ALL ESTABLISHED

THAT WE WANT TO, YOU KNOW, EXPLORE OUR CHEMISTRY.

- NICE.

- OHH! [Michael laughing]

- THE WHOLE DAY IS FOREPLAY,

WHETHER IT'S THE TALK ABOUT IT, GETTING UNDRESSED.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE ANTICIPATION.

- DOESN'T SHE? - YEAH.

- MM. - MM.

[moaning]

WHEN MICHAEL WAS CONNECTING WITH RACHEL,

I GOT REALLY CLEAR THAT IS LIKE...

REALLY REAL FOR MICHAEL.

THEY ARE AWESOME TOGETHER PHYSICALLY,

AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I FIT INTO THAT.

UM, AND I WAS CONFLICTED.

YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY, UM--

WITH SOMEBODY THAT HE HAS SUCH DEEP FEELINGS WITH.

- MM.

ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, YEAH.

- [moaning]

- JUST BECAUSE I'M POLYAMOROUS

DOES NOT MEAN THAT I'M PROMISCUOUS.

I HAVE A LOT OF LOVERS, AND I REALLY LOVE THEM.

IT'S HARD FOR ME TO OPEN MY LEGS

IF MY HEART'S NOT SAFE AND COMFORTABLE.

MAYBE WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN AND JUST HOLD FOR A MOMENT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST REALLY NEW BETWEEN US.

- YEAH.

- AND I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED MORE TIME TO CONNECT

BETWEEN YOU AND I BEFORE DIVING IN.

- MM-HMM. - YEAH.

- WHEN KAMALA SAYS SHE'S NOT CONNECTING EMOTIONALLY,

I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL.

SHE'S A VERY DEEPLY EMOTIONAL WOMAN.

- [moaning] - YOU OKAY, SWEETIE?

- YEAH, I'M JUST-- I'M JUST EMBARRASSED.

YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSED.

I'M THE SEX AND RELATIONSHIP COACH.

I SHOULD BE LIKE TAKING INITIATIVE

AND MAKING THIS ALL WORK.

AND SO IT WAS KIND OF LIKE HUMILIATING,

BUT I'M NOT WILLING TO JUST HAVE RECREATIONAL SEX WITH HER,

YOU KNOW, LIKE SWINGING.

I WANT IT TO BE REAL BETWEEN US.

- SHOULD WE JUST CUDDLE?

- AH. - I'D LOVE THAT.

- MICHAEL'S BIG PLAN OF HAVING THIS HOT THREE-WAY

TO DEEPEN THE RELATIONSHIP FAILED.

SO IF RACHEL AND I ARE GONNA HAVE OUR OWN RELATIONSHIP,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

[sighs] THAT FEELS BETTER.

[laughing]

- CHRIS SAYS THAT HE WANTS TO COME OVER,

AND HE DOESN'T MENTION MEGAN.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE TALKED TO CHRIS

SINCE I MOVED OUT,

AND I GUESS I WANT SOME SENSE OF OUR DIRECTION.

ARE WE IN A RELATIONSHIP, ARE WE ON A BREAK,

ARE WE GONNA TRY AND WORK IT OUT?

HEY.

- HEY.

HEY.

WHEN I SEE LEIGH ANN,

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SEE THE PAIN AND THE SADNESS.

- IT'S TEENY, BUT... IT'LL DO.

- IT'S GOOD FOR ONE PERSON.

AND AS ANGRY AS I AM, IT SORT OF MELTS MY HEART.

- THE BACKYARD'S REALLY COOL THOUGH.

- YEAH? - I KINDA SET IT UP A LITTLE.

- OH, YEAH? - YEAH.

- I MEAN, IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO DO?

YOU JUST WANTED TO SEE? YOU WANNA GO NOW?

- [laughing] NO, HONEY, I--WE CAN STAY.

- YOU SHOULD SEE THE BACKYARD ANYWAY.

I KNOW THAT I WENT ABOUT THIS THE WRONG WAY,

BUT I REALLY WANT TO GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP

ANOTHER CHANCE.

SO...

- I DO WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR...

JUST THROWING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE THAT.

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

- I GET THAT.

LISTEN. [sniffles]

I FUCKED UP.

I LIED, AND I REALLY HURT YOU.

YOU KNOW, I FELT ABANDONED.

AND YOU KNOW, YOU WEREN'T EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE FOR ME.

AND YOU KNOW, SO I WENT AND GOT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[sniffles]

I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW?

THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IN MY DEFENSE IS...

YOU KNOW, I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE SHE WAS YOUR WIFE AND NOT ME.

- YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WAS EASIER FOR ME

TO SPEND MY TIME AND ATTENTION WITH MEGAN

I'M WILLING TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR...

NOT WORKING HARDER TO PROTECT OUR MARRIAGE.

- ONE OF THE OTHER THINGS THAT I FEEL LIKE LED TO THIS

IT GOT VERY CLOSED.

AND I REALIZED THAT I REALLY WANTED TO OPEN IT UP

AND, YOU KNOW, I FELT LIKE YOU WEREN'T OPEN TO IT.

BRINING MEGAN INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

ALLOWED US NOT TO DEAL WITH OUR ISSUES.

YOU WERE AVOIDING THE PROBLEMS AT HOME

- [deep sigh]

WELL, I DO LOVE YOU.

AND I DO MISS YOU.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I JUST HAVE TO BE CLEAR.

THE RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU STARTED NOW

THE FIRST THING THAT I NEED TO HAPPEN,

IS YOU NEED TO END THAT RELATIONSHIP.

- WELL...

HE'S COMING TO VISIT ME HERE.

WHO'S HE?

- I KNOW.

I ASKED HIM TO COME SEE ME BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HERE

SINCE YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE,

AND I DID NOT HAVE MUCH HOPE.

AND SO HE HAS AS PLANE TICKET AND HE'S COMING TO VISIT ME.

- THAT'S, UM, NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.

- YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU AND MEGAN TO MEET HIM.

LIKE, MAYBE WE'LL BE ABLE TO WORK IT OUT.

I HOPE THAT CHRIS AND MEGAN WANNA MEET CHICAGO CHRIS

IF NOTHING MORE TO LIKE UNDERSTAND

WHO I'VE BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH.

THEY'RE ANGRY THAT I LIED AND THAT I DIDN'T INCLUDE THEM.

WELL, I'M NOT LYING ANYMORE, AND I'M TRYING TO INCLUDE THEM.

- FIRST OF ALL, MEGAN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

BUT LET ME BE REALLY CLEAR.

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN MEETING THIS GUY.

IF I DID MEET HIM,

ALL I WOULD DO IS PUT HIM THROUGH A WALL.

THIS WAS AN ILLICIT AFFAIR.

WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING DIRTBAG DOES THIS ANYWAY?

HOW LONG IS HE PLANNING TO BE HERE?

- LIKE, A WEEK.

- HE IS NOT COMING HERE FOR A WEEK.

LEIGH ANN, IF YOU WANNA SAVE THIS MARRIAGE,

AND YOU PUT HIM BACK ON A PLANE AND SEND HIM BACK.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY CIRCUMSNCES

UNDER WHICH I'M WILLING TO SIT DOWN

AND REALLY WORK THINGS OUT WITH YOU.

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