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VIVAHA BHOJANAMBU

[phone ringing]

Good morning.

Good morning, father.

I sent a few pics to your WhatsApp.

Look at them and tell me whom you have liked.

Father! Actually, how do I tell you...

What is it, dear? Tell me.

I fell in love with a guy in Hyderabad.

Love?

Yes, father.

I am sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

You've selected what you wanted in your life.

What's wrong?

What does the boy do?

Huh?

Yes, father!

How does he look? Is he handsome?

I'll send his photo. You see yourself.

[phone beeps]

[dialler tone]

Hello.

-Hello, Anitha. -Yes, father.

It seems like you've sent me someone's photo mistakenly.

No, father. It's him whom I loved.

His name is Mahesh.

Mahesh?

Did you like him?

I will call you later.

Bye...

[phone ringing]

Yes, Radha Krishna.

Father, are you at home?

Yes, we are at home. We are going to have lunch.

I'm coming.

Come, come fast.

You are listening to Vijayawada 98.4 FM.

Corona is the new trending word being heard in the state.

-What happened? -Hold this.

Father...

What you are like that?

Just see this picture once.

Do you have sense?

Do you have to show me our staff photo also?

Hire if you like him.

He doesn't belong to our staff.

Is he your would-be son-in-law, brother?

How could he be your son-in-law?

Isn't it?

Look at him, sister...

Why is your taste so bad, brother?

It's wrong, Bhuvana. You should never judge a person by looking at their face.

Why are you here? I asked you to get the motor repaired, right?

-Go do that first. -Okay.

Thank God you didn't send that photo to Anitha.

If you have sent it she would've never got married.

Will you stop it?

It's not my taste.

It's Anitha who has sent the photo.

She is in love with him.

-Love? -This fellow?

Why is everyone so serious?

Your sister loved somebody in Hyderabad.

Did sister love someone? What's brother-in-law's name?

-Mahesh. -His name is good.

Don't be excited by listening to his name. Look at his photo first.

Yuck! Did sister fell in love with him? I don't believe.

I didn't like him.

Even I didn't like him.

Hey! You go to Hyderabad, meet him and his family.

Even then if you don't like him, then we will think.

Father.

Go.

Why did Anitha fell in love with him while there are many boys in Hyderabad?

[namaz]

"What a man...!"

"What a man...!"

"What a man...!"

"What..."

"What a...!"

"What a...!"

"What a...!"

Sir, parking.

Yes, that's what I have done.

No, sir. I meant the parking ticket.

-Do we have a parking ticket here? -Yes, sir. It's only Rs.10.

10 Rupees?

"What a man..."

Hi.

Why are you late?

I got late by the time I parked the bike at Lord Sai Baba's temple and came here.

Why did you put it there?

The parking fee is Rs. 10 here, it's a waste of money, right?

See...

I have seen, it's nice. Is it a new dress?

What?

Sorry!

I told my family about you. My father is coming tomorrow to see you.

Keep your stinginess aside and behave decently with him.

Hey! How many times have I told you that I am not stingy but a careful person?

Even if a person is losing his life and doesn't spend a rupee is a stingy person.

But one who thinks before spending is a careful person.

I'm a careful person.

"What a man..."

Do you think it's necessary to buy a shirt in this mall?

We would get four shirts for Rs. 1000 in Koti, right?

Why are you so stingy?

"What a man...!"

"What a man...!"

"What a man...!"

"What a man...!"

Why did you get Kaju Barfi? It's Rs.1000 per kilogram.

You could have brought some Jalebi or Jangri.

Shut up!

If you'd have loved someone of your range,

we would have adjusted with Jangri or Jalebi.

The girl is from a classy family.

If you still act stingy, forget about son-in-law,

he won't even take you as a waiter in their hotel.

How many times do I tell you that I am not stingy but careful?

-To hell with you! -Mr Venkateshwara Rao!

I see a Barfi stuck to your hand.

Nobody should touch a piece.

I'll return it to the shopkeeper after they return.

Till then it will be like a decoration.

You will definitely like Mahesh, father. [stereo playing]

He is very disciplined.

He has no bad habits.

He thinks twice before doing something.

That's all.

"What a man...!"

What is this?

"What a man...!"

-Father, he is Mahesh's father. -Hi.

-Hello... -She is Mahesh's mother.

-Is it? -Hello.

-He is Sudharshan. -Hi, sir.

Take your seat.

-Please have some sweets. -No, it's okay.

I'm diabetic!

It saved Rs. 1000 for me.

We shouldn't have sweets if we are diabetic.

Our health is important, isn't it?

By God's grace, I don't have BP or diabetes.

Well, what do you do?

That...

He does the LIC job, father.

LIC!

How is it?

Our job doesn't have any problem until people have the fear of death.

A new disease named corona has evolved in china.

Many people are dying it seems.

I'm planning for a car if it comes to India.

I'll buy a jeep if there is a second wave.

That's the nature of my son. He doesn't hide anything in his heart.

He expresses everything.

Stupid!

"What a man...!"

Hey! Rotate it...

It has some starting trouble.

But once if it rotates, it will be cool.

-Will you please give me some water? -Okay, brother.

Psst.

Speak up.

Anitha has got a lucky hand, sir.

She came into my life and I got an increment of Rs.2000.

Thank you.

All these years you must have seen her as a princess.

But I will take care of her as a queen.

Is everything okay?

What is it that they don't like in me?

Hit it there, down, there up...

Anitha dear...

Yes, grandpa...

Invite that guy and his family to our home tomorrow.

-We need to talk. -Okay, grandpa.

Why are you inviting them, father?

They failed in the first interview itself, isn't it?

Radha, do I like this proposal?

But she is loving him, isn't it?

You should not reject baselessly.

-What if they take hasty decisions? -Oh!

She should know the reason for rejecting him, right?

I will look into all that you leave.

-Okay, father. -Give it to me.

[radio playing]

It's a huge house. How much is the rent, dear?

This is our own house, uncle.

Do you think everybody will stay in rented houses like us?

Let's go.

My name is Raja Rao.

I am Anitha's Grand father.

Please, take it.

-They are made in our hotel. -It's okay.

Hello.

We called you here because Anitha liked you.

We'll never oppose what she wants.

Thank you, grandpa.

But we can't get her married to a random guy, right?

They say that one has to check seven generations on either sides

in order to fix a wedding.

Hey speak!

Father, why talk about big things lineage and clan, father?

Come to the point.

Oh!

Where do you stay in Hyderabad?

They stay in an area called Borabanda.

Are you staying there from the beginning?

No, sir. We are from Nellore.

What, Nellore?

What's your surname?

He is asking the surname!

Pattiginjala.

Oh, you are the descendants of Pathiginjala clan!

Your grandmother's maiden's name is also the same son.

Grandmother...

They are our people.

By the way, do you know Pathiginjala Gurunadham?

Of course, how do I not know? He is my elder uncle.

He's a gentleman who loaned one lakh rupees in those days

and sought no repayment.

-He is a great man. -Yes...

In fact, the people of Pathiginjala clan are great!

Why are you discussing all that?

Leave it. They don't match our stature.

As if I was born in a high stature family!

I have also come from a poor background, right?

They may not have anything now.

But later they will also come to our status. Their blood is like that.

Father is it Bombay blood group, that one in a lakh will have.

If you check the voter's list you will find them in thousands.

You shut up!

How dare you teach me!

What is the multiplication of 9 and 5?

[reciting multiplication table]

First learn that and teach me later.

Look I liked your family a lot.

Father!

Keep quiet.

I have no objection to get our Anitha married to you.

Father!

Shh!

Thank you, grandpa.

My darling baby!

Sister!

The grove is very nice, sir.

I'm a clever student right from my childhood.

I used to clarify everyone's doubts in the classroom instantly.

Because I used to understand everything very well.

Because I have a very sharp brain.

I, who has such a sharp brain, don't understand something.

A question is annoying me.

What is it, sir?

How did my daughter like you?

Did you starve your father and bring him here? He's been eating so greedily.

He likes sweets, sir.

He will die if he eats in this way.

Usually the wedding is performed by the bride's family.

But the groom's family has to perform it according to our culture.

It means, all the wedding expenses should be borne by you.

-Dowry... -Don't assume that we'll offer you dowry.

If you have such desires, either bury them or you die.

Because giving you my daughter itself is too much.

How can we perform the wedding without offering the dowry, sir?

You have to! You belong to Pattiginjala family it seems, right?

You will achieve something and

it's in your blood it seems, right?

You have to do it!

And one more thing.

Many great people would attend this wedding from our end.

You'll see a demonic form of mine

if something goes wrong in the wedding arrangements. Mind it!

Corona virus has entered the state.

They recognized the first case in the person who travelled from...

-...America to Hyderabad. -Take it.

-Hey, take it. -The officials has quarantined him...

-...in the hospital! -I should perform the wedding it seems...

...that too the way it will be remembered.

It will be memorable for lifetime if you perform it.

What is that look?

What did you say when I came for your birthday?

Look at there.

Why should we follow the English culture despite being hailing from Telugu land?

As per the Telugu almanac, my birthday is on 'Margasira Pushyami'.

-I'll throw you a party on that day. -"What a man..."

What did you say when I came on that day?

Look at there.

Hey, it's 2020!

People consider us as old fashioned if we still follow the Telugu calendar.

My birthday is on January 31st. Come on that day and I'll throw a party.

Hey! I roamed with Telugu, English, Kingfisher

and even a Mayan calendar, for your birthday.

Did you at least give me a cake piece?

The wedding arrangements you are going to do would be beyond expectations.

Does performing a wedding cost a lot?

Forget about marriage. First, think about the engagement.

Should I perform the engagement as well?

[radio playing]

Would director Krishna Vamsi arrange your engagement instead of you?

You should only do.

Cancel this tea.

I paid the money for it.

[sighs]

Hold them.

What's happening?

I'll break it if you touch it.

-Mother. -Yes.

Are all the items mentioned by the priest is here?

Everything is ready, dear!

-Welcome. -Why doesn't he smile back?

-Does he have piles disease? -Maybe!

Hello.

If anything goes wrong...!

Greetings.

What kind of a house is this?

Greetings, Grandpa.

Father, how did she fell in love with him?

What are you counting?

I was wondering how many would attend the wedding based on the people

who turned up for the engagement.

500 members from Vijayawada would attend the wedding.

And from the areas of Nizam and overseas, around 300 people would turn up.

Why is he saying the movie distributors calculations?

How many will attend the wedding from your end?

Ten members will come.

Is it for the engagement?

No, they would attend for wedding.

-Why is he looking at that side? -It maybe his mannerism!

What are you thinking so deeply, sir?

That's okay, sir. Tell me.

-I have a doubt. -Tell me.

How did my daughter fell in love with you?

Yeah, I'm coming.

Aunty, how is the coffee?

We got to know that Hyderabad doesn't have a water problem.

-The whole family is like that. -You hold on, sister-in-law!

[chanting]

Sister, please...

-Sister, please... -I like him, alright.

Hey!

Hey! Come here.

That girl is feeling uncomfortable. Go and enquire.

Okay.

What happened?

She finds it difficult to address you as brother-in-law

and is asking to stop the engagement.

Don't push it anymore.

Damn you!

Damn!

Exchange the rings, dear.

[applauding]

Have you purchased the ring without knowing the her finger's size?

We have noticed the size and placed an order.

There has been a confusion at the time of delivery.

Try it.

Hey careful!

What is this, father?

Priest, can I put the ring on the last finger?

How is that possible?

When it is an engagement, it has to be for the ring finger only.

That's right.

Father, didn't I tell you that these people are not correct for us?

-You think at least now. -Shut your mouth!

You don't know how to speak. How dare you teach me!

How much is it if you subtract 11 from 20? Learn that first.

Don't teach me what to do.

Sir, the auspicious time is approaching.

Decide quickly about what to do.

Just a minute.

-I'll leave, dear. -Okay, grandfather.

By the way, you are inviting Pathiginjalu Gurunadham for the wedding, aren't you?

Of course, how will we go ahead without him?

He will surely come.

Pattiginjala Gurunadham is the reason for this.

I'll kill him.

What happened?

-I forgot my bag. -Go and get it.

It's a costly bag. Don't you remember where you have placed it?

Did you search all over?

Mahesh.

It won't be good now.

How did you think this ring would fit me?

It will not be sufficient for my little finger also.

How dare you add water to the coffee!

No, I didn't. I think the milkman fed the cow with excess water.

Shut up!

My father is treating you like a stingy man.

You don't act like one and insult me.

Behave in a way he likes you.

I'm not stingy but a careful person. How many times should I say...

Shh!

Bye, Mahesh...

What she slap me?

Did she give you?

Hey! You are a romantic fellow.

We must perform the wedding at the earliest.

He is not a miser only in this matter.

Did he understand in this way?

I'll tell you the budget according to the items.

It's nothing much.

It's white rice, plantain dumpling, Brinjal fry.

And you'll provide the fries as a complimentary, right?

Sorry, sir. We don't take orders for the death ceremonies.

It is not the death ceremony but it's marriage and it's mine.

But the way you spoke about the menu sounds like a death ceremony.

Uncle, do it in your regular way.

[faced paced voices]

Stop.

-Take this. -Okay.

-Five of you come and that's enough. -Okay.

What things would come for the given budget?

Three cauldrons and three basins.

Give it to him.

[phone ringing]

It's father-in-law.

Give it after the full payment.

Hey!

Sir, why don't you address me as son-in-law,

instead of a dog even after the engagement?

I'll not address you as son-in-law even after the wedding!

Okay, tell me the reason for calling me.

Gifting of clothes should be done by either parties in a wedding.

I'll send you our size details and send us yours.

And one more thing!

Don't buy it from the low level markets like Begum Bazaar or Sultan Bazaar!

We wear only branded clothes.

Should I buy clothes for him?

"What a..."

"What a..."

We may have to stay in Hyderabad for a week.

-Okay. -Alright?

You have to take care of all the works over here.

Cheque book.

Thank you!

Did you see Pickle items?

-Brother. -Yeah.

We have a bad news.

Do you remember Apsara hotel Chalapati Rao?

Yes.

He died.

Oh no! How did it happen?

He attended a wedding it seems.

So he was affected with corona.

Anyway, he is seventy years old so he couldn't survive.

Let's stop this wedding.

Let's stop this wedding.

Father, corona is spreading at a fast pace.

We can't perform this wedding and put you in risk.

You are old and a heart patient as well.

We will stop this wedding.

But we chose the auspicious time as well, right?

Hundred people thought many things.

But didn't they call off the weddings due to corona?

Yet I don't understand one thing! Is that fellow more important than grandpa?

It's true. Even I'm watching the television everyday.

They say that we are more susceptible to this corona.

-Hey Jai Krishna! -Yes, father.

How much is it if we add 18 and 10?

Father, do you have to ask sums and insult me now?

I don't mean it.

We are 18 and ten members from the groom's side.

Let's perform the wedding with 30 members altogether.

"What a..."

No, father. Why should we go ahead when your life is at stake?

Why should we take the risk?

Even I meant the same.

If I get affected by corona in future,

can I see my grand daughter's wedding?

That's why let's perform the wedding for this auspicious moment.

Let's celebrate the reception grandly when everything settles down.

Hey! Call that guy and inform him.

Shall I call and give you, father?

I will call him. I have the number, right?

He is very lucky!

Hey, this priest is charging a lot. Can't we manage without him?

How can you perform a wedding without a priest?

What are you talking?

Or shall we skip the decoration of the wedding porch?

-Let's call off the wedding! -No.

[phone ringing]

Why is he calling?

Hello, sir. Please, tell me.

What are you doing?

I'm making the arrangements for the wedding.

It costed me three lakhs for the advances itself, sir.

Stop the arrangements.

Sir, what happened?

Let's celebrate the marriage with just thirty people.

A wedding with just 30 attendees?

Yeah!

Your happiness makes sense to me.

Why did you take this decision, sir?

You are a lucky fellow. Just lucky.

Thank you, sir!

My daughter liked you though you not handsome.

Though you don't have the property,

my father liked you as you belong to the Pattiginjala clan.

By looking at your character and family,

I thought I'll make you spend for this marriage.

But Corona has come.

Okay, sir. I will perform the wedding grandly with 30 people.

Don't say that. They don't say it as grand celebrations with 30 people.

Go to hell!

"Goddess marriage grandeur"

"God's marriage grandeur"

"Goddess Sita's marriage grandeur"

"Lord Rama's marriage grandeur"

"He is as handsome as Lord Rama who has dark cloud complexion"

"Sita's husband is a temple of love"

"He is the handsomest of the Raghu's clan"

"with a tender face glimmering like moonlight"

"The wedding bells have rung"

"and filled the bride with happiness"

"The sky has showered the stars"

"as blessings"

"While the dreams became true as they've been destined"

"they've reached under one roof"

"As he tied the nuptial knots"

"they pair to become one"

"Mischievous Lord Krishna who is never a fan of"

"following orders"

"would readily listen to"

"pleasing Rukmini"

"The wedding feast"

"...has invited us all"

"While we ate our stomach full and planning to return..."

"The wedding bells have rung"

"and filled the bride with happiness"

"The sky has showered the stars"

"...as blessings"

"While the dreams became true as they've been destined"

"they've reached under one roof"

"While he is tying the nuptial knots heart fully"

"they pair to become one"

Sir, why are you paying me Rs. 400? Look at the work and pay me.

Alright, leave.

What a stingy deal!

-Excuse me! -Hold it, brother!

Inform your manager that he should serve the reception for the same money.

-Okay, sir. -Okay.

[burps]

Brother-in-law, you seem to be uneasy. Is there any problem?

It's the digestion problem.

Shall I order for any tablet?

I am not able to digest the fact that your son has become my son-in-law.

Hey! What are you doing here? Get inside.

Aunt, how is upma?

Won't they prepare Upma with cashew nuts in Hyderabad?

[indistinct voice]

Please, sister. Listen to me. I didn't like it.

What is she saying?

-It's nothing. -It's okay, tell me what is it?

She is asking me to give you a divorce.

Is she mad?

Forget about her! Why didn't you let them add cashew nuts in upma?

Hey! Is that a problem?

Yes, it is a problem.

My family didn't like you.

So, cashew nut matters here.

Hey...

Can't you wait till your nuptial night?

What will the family members think?

Greetings, Mr Jayakrishna.

Why did he come again when he just had the food?

-Idiot. -[groans]

Careful... Put it in the hall.

-Carry the mirror carefully. -Careful.

-Put it here. -Bring the cot.

Hey, the cot has come.

Bring it.

-What is it? -They are snacks and sweets.

Oh!

What is this?

Dear...

Put it carefully... It's an old cot.

-Okay? -Okay, sir.

Come, son-in-law. It's not an ordinary cot.

Even my nuptial night took place on this cot.

Shucks!

Come here.

Even my brother's, father's and

grandfather's nuptial night happened on this cot.

Do you understand?

Yes. You are giving me the one which all of you have used.

Son-in-law cracks good jokes.

Son-in-law, it's believed if you have your nuptial night on this,

the kids will be born with intelligence.

-Oh. -Oh!

Father, how much is it if we subtract 3 from 8?

-That is... -What do I know? Go and ask your mother.

-[gasps] -They come on odd timings!

No. Let's buy our bed despite its cost. Let's go...

I raised my daughter with utmost care.

Be careful.

Don't worry about that, father-in-law.

I'll buy her costly footwear.

Damn!

How did my daughter fall in love with you?

Please, sister. I didn't like, divorce him.

Hey sissy.

If you ever talk about divorce with your sister,

I'll put you down and stamp you! Go, get into the car.

Get lost! [sighs]

God knows what kind of husband she will get!

What?

-It's not that... -What happened to you?

If she is in this way now, she would torture her husband in future.

Your parents have to roam around the courts! Damn her!

Oh!

Why don't you stay here for two more days, Grandpa?

No, dear.

There would be a curfew on the day after.

It's better to leave early.

Hey Ani!

What's with you?

Take care.

Call me if there's anything unusual and I'll take care of it, okay?

Okay.

-Mad girl. -Take care, dear.

I don't feel like going home by leaving you alone.

She won't be alone. All of us are there to take care of her, right?

Jayakrishna, start the vehicle before the inauspicious time.

What do you mean by inauspicious time, Grandpa?

Inauspicious time is a bad time.

We shouldn't step forward in such times. [groans]

Grandpa... Hey Mahesh!

Grandpa...

Father...

It is not a big injury.

It's enough if he rest for two days.

Two days? Are they going to stay here for two days?

Doctor says it's a sprain, right?

We all have to stay here for two days.

Shouldn't we stay here?

-Why did you marry then? -Stay here, father-in-law.

Why shouldn't we stay here?

-Stay here, father-in-law. -Shouldn't we stay here?

To hell with him! He doesn't even let me think freely.

What is this?

It's olive oil.

How do you know?

What do you mean?

I had put it there to apply it.

But it seems to be spilled.

Poor elderly man! He might have stepped without looking and fell.

Would you die if you don't apply the olive oil to your hair?

Do you want to grow your hair and look like Abdul Kalam?

We will have to feed the cricket team for another two days because of your stupidity

On top of that, my father-in-law is a sadist.

[clunks]

Why don't you sit in one place, father-in-law?

The corona has become a major obstacle for our country,

which is currently developing economically.

We have to get equipped to face this challenge.

And prime minister Modi has shown a way that is people's curfew.

[PM Modi speaking in Hindi] And on the day of people's curfew,

from 5 pm to 5.05 pm,

people have to clap and ring bells

to express their gratitude.

[clapping] [shouts]

Why are you hitting a porcelain plate? Go and get a steel plate.

Son-in-law, come on, clap.

Hey!

Hit it hard!

[yawns]

Hey shucks!

Why are you getting irritated instead of adjusting?

You come and sleep here! You are comfortably sleeping on the sofa.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Dear, I'm Vigneshwar Sharma speaking.

Yes, priest. I gave you your fee, right?

It's not that, dear. There's an auspicious time tomorrow at 11 pm.

For what?

-For the nuptial night. -It's already happening.

How come coriander is Rs. 10?

How will a common man live?

Hey! Here is the coffee.

Hey! Don't add coriander in every curry.

It's okay but ask them to brush with neem stem from tomorrow as there is no paste.

You tell them...

-Alright, I will bring the paste. Leave. -Okay.

What should I cook for the breakfast?

Why are you asking him specially?

You are cooking upma from the past three days, right?

Prepare the same for us, sister!

-My bad! -Move aside!

Rs.350!

-[murmuring] -Hey!

-Come here. -Father-in-law.

-Did you call me, father-in-law? -Now...

Upma is the least ordered food by the customers in our hotel.

I thought people have forgotten to eat upma.

I got to know after coming to your house that...

Change the dish...!

-Change the dish...! -I'll change the dish...

Father-in-law, the upma that was prepared till yesterday is of different granules.

This is vermicelli upma. I have changed the dish.

Aunt, we've added the carrot as well. Are you happy?

-Hey come here! -What?

Come.

To hell with the carrot!

-Did the current bill has come? -Damn!

Are you not ashamed to get insulted? Why don't you change the menu?

Hey! Don't you know the theory of upma?

-What is it? -Hey!

The guests will eat their stomach full and sleep if we cook chicken and mutton.

If you give them upma every day, they will not stay more than two days.

They shall not come even if we invite us again.

That is called upma theory.

Do you know something? We have 5 kilos of upma rava in our house.

Hats off to you!

Well, go and have upma. It will be finished.

[humming]

No!

Enough of what has happened so far due to this oil.

They are leaving tomorrow.

If you apply oil, I'll get you tonsured by calling a barber from the urban clap app.

Damn! The bald head doesn't look good.

They said that the roots of the hair will be strong...

-[imitating] -Hey! Come and watch the news.

Hey! I don't have a mood.

To hell with your mood! There's a breaking news. Come and watch it.

Today, the country is going to take an important decision.

From tonight twelve o'clock,

in the entire country...

Listen to me carefully.

In the entire country...

...there's going to be a complete lock down from 12 am tonight.

Oh no!

There's going to be a complete lock down.

-What? 15 days lock down! -It's to save you and your family.

There would be complete restriction.

Brother, as if the 15 days lock down given by modi is not enough,

why did the KCR extend it for 21 days?

Why did it happen like this, brother? What shall we do now?

What do you mean?

Let's stay here for 21 days and eat the upma served by them.

What shall we do tell me?

Let's stay here. Let's go.

Father-in-law, the lock down is from tomorrow, right?

Why don't you start today?

Maybe my father can't walk on his own.

I will hold.

May be he can't walk.

I will carry.

-Careful, father. -Father-in-law, start the car.

Be careful...

-Father, careful... -We've arrived.

We are coming.

-Take care, dear -Bye.

-Call me if there's any problem. -Okay.

Mother-in-law, how many times will you caution her?

I'll take care of her. You get into the car.

Bye.

See you later.

Uncle, please start.

It's so lively when everybody is here.

It would be good if they'd have stayed...

-...for another four days. -Thank God!

May be it's good for you but not me.

Did the Tyre got it punctured?

What happened?

Huh?

Brother, it's a puncture.

What?

[gasps]

Father, will you keep quiet?

Don't say anything with that mouth.

Hold on! Please, come. What will you do there?

Get inside.

Come, dear. Get inside.

Can you hear? The Tyre got punctured and it's all because of you!

Is it because of me?

Hey, what happens if the car got punctured?

There may be many travel buses, right?

Hello, morning star!

Hello, evening star!

Hello, superstar.

Hello, Meghana.

-Who are all those people? -Fans!

Hello, Kalpana.

They are saying that they won't come, right?

Then why are you calling them repeatedly?

You get in, brother-in-law.

-Bring my father carefully! -Come.

-Come inside and have some water. -Bring him.

Pch!

I'm very happy.

My entire family has a negative opinion about you.

They will get rid of your bad impression if they stay these 21 days in our house.

You are being too positive, my child.

What if they start hating even more in these 21 days for all his silly deeds?

We have to talk the truth, dear.

It's not that, dear...

Is it necessary for your family to stay here for these 21 days?

21 days...

What you are writing?

I'm making calculations about how to feed them for 21 days.

Why do you have to bear them? Let's send them.

How is it possible?

Hey! Our classmate Varada Raj is working in the collector's office, right?

Yes!

Let's take his help.

Will he help us?

Hey, everybody is addressing him as 'Influence Raj' but not as Varada Raj.

These lock downs are nothing for him!

Everything will be settled in just a call.

-Hey! Do you think he will help us? -Of course, he will.

Do you think he will send them?

Of course, he will.

They are 16 people, right?

-I'm tensed of how he is going to send. -Hey!

I said he will send them, right?

He will send.

Varada Raj.

Hello, sir. Influence Raj speaking. I mean Varada Raj.

My wife is pregnant.

She is in the village and I'm stuck here.

If you give me a permission letter, I'll just go and... Hello, sir...

Hello...

If he is here how did his wife become pregnant?

It's his personal matter, why are you bothered about it?

Do what you are here for.

When have you come? Sit down.

Mahesh, what brings you here?

You got married it seems. Why didn't you invite me?

I didn't invite anyone due to corona.

As if you'd invite anyone even if there no corona!

You miser! Don't I know about your character?

By the way, I saw your marriage pictures on Facebook.

I felt pity looking at the girl.

-The girl's taste is very bad. -Hey!

-He is not Influence Raj. -Hey!

He is an insult Raj.

You hold on!

Hey Varada! His wife's relatives have come here for the wedding and got stuck.

Okay.

You struck into our mind when we were thinking how to send them to Vijayawada.

You have to do something by talking to him and send them.

I should tell him, right? It's Vijayawada, isn't it? We will send them.

I said it, didn't I?

Let the lock down end.

Who'd seek your help after the lock down?

He is a government employee.

It's nothing. You carry on.

Sit down...

Will it be done or not?

It's not possible, dude!

I've been not able to go to Mangalagiri to visit my wife.

Even influence doesn't seem to work,

including schools and malls in this lock down.

I told you that it's not possible with this planet of apes! Let's go.

To hell with his influence!

I came with a lot of hope on you!

Dude, I'll help you in a way with my influence.

Since it is lock down time and your are having a hard time feeding them

I'll ask the collector and give two kilograms of Toor Dal,

1 kilogram of tamarind, 1 litre oil, 25 kilograms of rice.

Spend the lock down happily with your entire family.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

Mahesh, where are you?

I'm coming. Tell me.

[coughing] Everybody is coughing in the house.

Are they coughing? Is it the cold or the dry cough?

It could be dry cause the weather is dry.

I'm not sure about it, Mahesh.

I'm coming but you stay away from them.

Hey, let's go.

[coughing]

Hello, 1044! They are coughing here, sir.

[siren]

Open your mouth.

Do not hesitate to take them with you if anyone is positive.

Okay, sir!

Excuse me, please come.

I will not have, sir.

-I'm not coughing also. -Let's check it, please come.

-Please, come... -I'm not coughing also.

The kit will get wasted.

I'll not get effected.

Open your mouth.

Give me your hand.

Please, go.

Everyone of you got negative.

Happy!

But only one person got positive.

His name is...

Tell me.

Pattiginjala...

Uh-huh!

He is Pattiginjala Mahesh.

[gasps]

Sir, why will I get affected with corona? I don't have fever, cold or cough.

I don't have.

Father-in-law, I won't be having corona.

Anitha, I won't be having corona.

It doesn't effect me.

-Hey! -I don't have.

Let me tell you, get out from my house.

Father-in-law...

Did you also push me, father-in-law?

Father-in-law, I don't have.

I don't have.

Anitha...

Anitha...

Leave me.

Hey! Put on the mask.

Sister, how did he die? Was it the heart attack?

No, he died due to corona.

No!

Mr Mahesh, there is nothing to worry about. Corona is just a fever.

We have to live with it.

I didn't live with my wife yet, doctor.

Don't worry. We will take care of it.

She is my married life, doctor. What do you mean by taking care?

I was referring to your health. Wear your mask first.

Move back...

Come back...

It didn't come.

You don't worry. Nothing will happen.

-Sister. -Yes, sir.

-Take the sample. -Okay, sir.

All of you let's go.

They are scared of sneezing! What kind of doctors are they?

No!

No!

Today the meals are wonderful. Super.

What happened to you? Is it because they took him?

That guy is fortunate.

Nothing will happen to him. Have your food.

Seems like he wants his son-in-law to be dead

so that he can get his daughter to someone else.

You have your food.

Isn't there any treatment for corona?

Is death the only solution?

When will we get the medicine for this disease?

Do we get or not?

Corona is a just a fever.

And CM Jagan Mohan Reddy told that the medication for that is,

paracetamol and bleaching powder.

People who are dying with corona are mostly aged people

and chronic diseased people.

Not just them but even those who have low fitness have chances of dying

said Oxford researchers.

Fitness!

Let me start breathing exercise.

1... 2... 3... 4...

-Mr. Mahesh -Doctor.

-We are extremely sorry. -Doctor.

I don't understand how to tell you this news.

What happened, doctor?

You don't have corona.

Does it mean that I have won over the corona, doctor?

You don't even have corona.

We've done the rapid test at your home and you got positive in it.

But you got negative in RT PCR test.

Then from where did you bring the rapid test kits which were tested at home?

They are from China.

So the one who sowed has irrigated.

Yes.

What is it like a child?

Is the guy over aged like me?

You see, he will come home in 14 days with smiling.

[vehicle arriving]

-Okay, boy. Thank you. -Okay, sir.

Hi Vennala.

Uncle.

-Hey! -Uncle.

Father.

Oh my God!

Father... Father, open the door.

Father, open the door.

Father!

Father, open the door.

Stay away!

Did you escape from the hospital?

Why will I escape? They've sent me saying that I'm corona negative.

Open the door first!

Don't tell the stories.

They only said that you have corona and took you.

Oh no! That's a big story. Open the door first.

Open the door, father-in-law.

You wait.

Children and elderly people are in the house.

What if he get infected by him?

We should fight the disease but not with the patient.

Uncle!

You keep the phone aside!

How can we fight with the disease by having a patient at home?

He might've come home after fighting with corona.

Isn't it, dear?

Yes, mother.

Will you shut up?

Is this a kabaddi match to win in an hour and return home?

It's corona.

Correct.

Father, I tested negative in RT PCR test.

-I don't believe it. -Even I don't believe it.

You eat Chinese noodles a lot.

You will definitely have corona.

Who told you that we'll be effected with corona if we eat noodles?

Open the door first.

It's mentioned in the YouTube channel.

Brother-in-law is right. I will also follow the YouTube channel.

He'd come forward whenever it is about YouTube.

Stop it!

Grandpa.

Open the door, dear.

Father, you'll be at more risk if we let him inside.

Why will the doctors let him go if he has corona?

First you open the door. It will be alright.

Oh no!

[sighs]

Grandpa, he may not have at that time.

But he might've got infected somewhere on the way home, right?

Hey, psycho monster!

Won't you at least give me a towel?

Whom did you bring this packaged water bottle for?

For your aunt. It's for you.

Why did you order for a packaged water, aunt?

Because Hyderabad's water is insufficient.

Water is available, right?

I didn't mean that.

I meant, the water is not suiting my body.

[spits]

Oh aunt, you are pouring ghee mistaking it for water!

No, it is indeed ghee that I am pouring.

It tastes better when more ghee is added.

Well... Who suggested to prepare Halva?

It was your father. He said he was very fond of Halva.

He requested me, "Sister, please prepare Halva."

Oh, he asked!

He is a mad... Father...

One lakh rupees is enough. I'll give 0.25% interest.

-Father, careful. -He has hung up!

Son...

Yes, grandpa.

Your expenditure has gone up because of us. Keep this amount for further expenses.

-It's alright, grandpa. -Stop.

What are you doing?

How does my son seem to you?

Does he seem like a idiot

who can't afford to provide food for you unless you give him money?

He is not a wastrel.

He is the descendant of Pathiginjalu clan.

That's not what we mean, son.

What do you know about our Pathiginjalu clan?

We hail from such a proud clan that the people of our entire clan stopped

visiting temples just because we have to stretch our hands to have Prasada.

That's not what we mean, son-in-law.

What not?

How would you feel if we pay money for the food you've offered at your home?

Won't you feel bad?

Give it back, son. Do it. Do it.

Well father, they have given it out of affection.

It is out of pity, not out of affection.

Haven't your observed their expressions while accepting money? Look now.

Father, since you've created a conflict between father and son by giving money,

-I will take this amount. -Forgive me.

I have hurt your self-respect.

There shouldn't be any apologies between us because we are family. Please go.

They are treating in a way as if we are poor.

Everything's been sorted as I came at the right time.

Otherwise, the reputation of our Pathiginjalu clan would have been dented.

Well, I forgot to tell you... All provisions in the house are finished.

Go and get the provisions from this list.

Give me money.

Money? Why will I have money?

Then, why did you talk?

How is it related to you?

Clan? Having the upper hand? Won't you go to a temple?

Well, will you beg on the steps of the temple seeking sweets?

Pathiginjalu clan, my foot!

If you ever talk about the clan again, I'll beat the hell out of the clan!

-Olive oil... Is it for you? -Yes.

Hit you!

What did I say that he chided me so much?

Hey... Stop... Stop... Stop... Where do you stay?

I stay at Borabanda, sir.

What are you doing in Kondapur?

The wheat flour is finished. I came to buy it from here, sir.

Won't they sell wheat flour at Borabanda?

My family uses the wheat flour of only Aashirvaad brand, sir.

The chapatis made from this flour would be soft.

Aashirvaad!

[screams]

How come you've been to the market? Aren't there any police?

Of course, there are police all around. They've been doing their duty.

[groans]

Don't comb excessively. Your wig will come off.

Come off, my foot! Idiot!

[TV playing]

What are you doing?

You are obstructing the view of the TV. Move aside.

Move, son in law.

Do you understand Malayalam?

-As if we don't understand! -Watch then.

Stop eating sweets.

He is doing great, isn't he?

Wow!

"What a..."

"What a..."

[whimpers]

[grinding teeth]

"What a..."

He did it very well, father.

Yes.

-Come, boy. Sit here. -That's okay, grandpa. I will sit down.

It's okay. Come and sit here.

No problem, the old man is the only better person in the entire family.

What's your surname?

I don't have any family. I am an orphan.

Sit down. It will be very comfortable.

-Me, grandpa? -Yes.

You seem to be quite old. I wonder when would you marry.

They've been searching for matches, aunt.

They still haven't found a right match.

How will a person with no surname get a good match?

You should get into what comes to you instead of going for choices.

You shouldn't expect more than what you deserve.

[PM Modi speaking in Hindi] Light candles or diyas

or torch lights or mobile flashlights

What is Mr Modi sir saying?

He gave a new task just like the Big Boss show task.

He wants us to go to the balcony and light lamps.

-Whoa! -Oh!

[crackers crackling]

[crackers bursting]

Why are they lighting everything other than what has to be lit?

India is an independent country, dude.

Is it?

Come here

Son in law, how are my arrangements?

You are celebrating a disease like a family.

Your family is great! Go on.

Where did they get money to buy all these?

It was your father who has bought all this to look rich.

Where did he get the money from?

He took the money from your pocket.

Ouch!

[crackers bursting]

[music mutes voice]

[music mutes voice]

[music mutes voice]

[claps] All of you, listen.

We, who have been busy all the time,

got a vacation because of corona.

So, let's chit-chat. Come here.

Chit-chatting would be boring, grandpa.

Come here, son.

Come.

Stand in the centre.

Come, all of you.

Come...

We haven't asked you this till now... All of us want to listen to your love story.

How did our Anita fell in love with you?

Perfect! Perfect! The same question has been bugging me.

Tell us, please.

-Tell us, please. -Why are you getting so excited?

Tell us, son. Was it our girl who was after you, or was it you?

Everybody thinks mosquitoes are dangerous but not all mosquitoes are dangerous.

Malaria mosquitoes are not dangerous, grandpa.

But dengue mosquitoes are very dangerous.

My father asked about your love, not mosquitoes.

If I have to talk about my love, I have to talk of mosquitoes first.

If it wasn't for the existence of mosquitoes in India,

there wouldn't have been my love story.

It was at the time when Dengue was at its peaks in Hyderabad.

I too got dengue.

My platelets which were supposed to be 2,00,000 fell to 20,000.

The doctors warned that I'd go to coma if platelets fall by another 5000

And they also warned that I'd die they fall further by another 10,000.

I have rare blood group.

No matter how much we searched for donors of my blood group, we found none.

We even messaged on WhatsApp groups and people ignored it as they usually do.

Doctor, I asked all my friends but couldn't find the plates you've mentioned.

They are platelets, not plates. How many times should I tell you?

-That's what I meant. -Anyway, a girl responded to your message

on WhatsApp group and donated blood.

Your friend is safe now.

Who is she, doctor?

She's been here till now. She should be somewhere around here.

-Look, she is the one. -Thanks, doctor.

Madam...

After a few days, our manager has

admitted us in a night class of spoken English as we lacked communication skills

due to which we couldn't get more people to enrol in insurance policies.

We have important organs in our body like heart, kidney, liver, etc.

If those organs have any problems, our insurance company will pay you money.

The master has arrived.

Good night, sir.

Ah!

Oh man!

What will he do at this age by learning English?

He might say 'I am dead' while dying.

[laughs]

Seems like I saw this girl somewhere.

Hey, she is a teacher. Shh!

She was the one who gave you plates (platelets) at the hospital.

Okay guys, this is fill in the blanks. Who is going to fill this?

Isn't that why we came to the class as we don't know those answers?

You?

Hello. She is calling you.

Yeah, you!

Come.

No.

S... p... o... k... e... n...

Spoken.

"In the middle of deep slumber at midnight"

"Lord Brahma has arrived and penned a love story in English"

"He has penned a love story"

"Like a flash mob in my cute heart..."

"Like a traffic jam in my gentle brain..."

"there's been a tension in the present tense"

"and love is born. Love is born"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"I am the antenna with low confidence"

"You are a colourful picture on the TV"

"As if Dooradarshan channel got connected while tuning,"

"our bond got connected. Our bond got connected"

"As if we could proudly stand beside each other in front of so many people"

"As if a new floodlight flashed from the eyes"

"I'll go around telling our love story without taking a breath"

"as I can't hide this as a secret"

We have a night-class, haven't we?

Why are you following me? You have any doubts?

No, madam.

Then?

You were the one who saved me by donating platelets at the hospital.

These are the days where no one is even donating a plateful of meals.

When that's the case, you have donated platelets.

I am impressed by your good-nature, madam.

-So, I... -I wasn't the one who donated platelets.

She was the one.

Thanks, madam.

See you, madam.

Why do you lie? I haven't donated platelets, have I?

He followed me thinking that I have donated him platelets.

But when I said it was you, he just thanked and left.

Let's go.

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

-What's the price of this item? -100 rupees, madam.

-All are the items are of the same price? -Yes, the price of any item is 100 rupees.

-Ahem. -What?

-I've got something to tell you. -I plead you. Spare me.

It was your madam who has donated platelets to you, not me.

Why did you lie to me, madam?

Oh, English!

Why lie, madam?

Lie, why?

Oh, I understand!

Me poor and you rich?

I have a pregnant-stomach and you have flat-stomach?

Understand my heart, madam. It's bleeding.

My heartbeat says your name.

Remember!

Let's go.

Mahesh

What?

See, as a student you failed. But you are a genuine person.

And...

I might probably like you.

Damn!

What happened, dude?

-She says she has a problem to like me. -Idiot!

-She says she likes you. -Hey, tell me the truth.

-Hold that girl, not me. -Sorry.

Madam...

"Let's go..."

"As if the Telugu poem of 'salt and camphor' has changed..."

"Shall I tell new rhymes like Johnny Johnny... eating sugar"

"Twinkle twinkle little star"

"I am now a superstar"

"I am the night, you are my moonlight"

"I am getting mad and going restless when I close my eyes"

"And your dream is poking and waking me up at midnight"

"My heartbeat is saying 'stand at ease' like drillmaster"

"Our combination is a hit like a chess board or a zebra crossing"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion"

"ABCD"

"You are my companion. You are my companion..."

[applause]

That's all.

Wonderful. It is very wonderful!

Let's go.

-Jai Krishna -Yes, father

Help me me moving.

-Slowly... -My legs became numb.

Careful. Slowly.

-Anita -Yes.

Come here.

What was the need for you to teach in a spoken English class?

Come on, father. It was you who told me that.

-Me? -Yes

When?

During my graduation days, I gave private tution and bought a bike with that money.

I did not ask even a single penny from your grandpa.

We both met because of you, father. Thank you.

[yelling] Idiot!

[yelling] Would you die if you give 20,000 to your daughter?

[reverberates]

[yelling] Why the hell do you need to follow morals!

[yelling] Jackass!

Mom, ask them to go out and play outside. They are playing with the switches here.

-Hey... -Hey, go and play outside.

Hey, hand me the cutting pliers.

How many times will you repair it? Why don't you buy a new fan?

The speed of a new fan would be lower than this.

[phone ringing] Varadaraju is calling.

Hello

I have good news for you. I became a father

To which church?

Not to a church! Now, the junior influencer Raj has arrived.

Superb! At last, you had a son using your influence after all these days.

Influence, my foot! I'm the one who sired him.

Well, that's what I meant.

Varada, I feel pity about you.

You are unable to see your son despite being influential.

Why? I am indeed in Mangalagiri.

Mangalgiri? How did you go?.

-Speak. -How did you go?

I went on an ambulance.

The police would check the lorries, trucks and DCM trucks.

But when they see an ambulance, they give way.

Ambulance is the best vehicle to travel all over the country

in this lockdown period you know.

Hey... Please give me the phone number of the ambulance's driver.

I'll give his number but he has a small problem.

Crazy man!

All problems in the world would seem small when compared to my problems.

Give me his number. Well, where does he stay?

Sister...

Start the song.

Brothers, start the song.

[percussion]

Why have you stopped?

Continue for a while.

[percussion]

What's with these celebrations, bro?

We have saved hundreds of lives in this lockdown period.

That's why, we've been relaxing whenever we find free time.

Where can I find Nellore Prabhu in this locality?

Look, that's the guy over there.

-Greetings, sir. -Greetings, sir.

What? Do you want to go to Vijayawada?

You should take ten people along with you, sir.

What will you pay?

Oh, you hail from Nellore! I too am from Nellore.

There is a food cart in the corner of Radha Madhava lane--

Hey, shut up! Why talk all that now? Let me talk.

Go ahead.

How much amount should we pay, sir?

My father told me, "Customer is a dog."

The phrase is 'customer is God', not 'customer is dog'.

Yes.

He told it was dog.

Why?

Customers are like dogs.

If they have a good mood, they will behave normally.

But if something goes wrong, they will bark.

That's why I don't like customers.

Woof!

Your father told you a good saying, sir.

How much should we pay, sir?

I am not the one who should decide the amount.

It is Bhramara.

Bhramara dear...

Bhramara...

Where are you?

[whistles]

-Who is this Bhramara? -She might be his girlfriend.

She would lower the amount if we request her.

Dear...

Where are you?

She will chide me if she sees a cigarette in my hand.

Why are you idle, dear?

Well darling, a party came seeking to drop them at Vijayawada.

Quote the amount. I'll tell them.

Sir, please give me a chance.

-I'll request Ms Bhramara. -Here, these are the guys.

Ms Bhramara...

Ms Bhramara...

Ms Bhramara...

What, guys? Are you feeling shy?

Bhramara, these guys are feeling shy to talk with you.

Blame your beauty.

-Hey, can you see her? -He is imagining Bhramara.

You asked me to take you to the Goddess Kanaka Durga's temple in Vijayawada.

So, we'll look at it from a distance while driving.

After the lockdown, I'll take you inside the temple.

But first, tell the amount to these guys.

Ah!

What's there for me to tell after your decision?

Here, you have listened to Bhramara's quote, right? Fix on that.

We heard her but we are still not clear about the amount...

-You heard it? -Zip it!

Bhramara's words were not clear. You ask her and tell us the amount, sir.

[sighs]

Well... To and fro charges are 15,000 rupees.

Anyway, you'd be paying for the diesel, right?

Consider 3000 rupees for that.

As it would be a night-time journey, my body would get tired.

I need two quarter bottles of Mansion House liquor and two packs of Biryani.

Umm..

And for Bhramara, order two food items from Subway... with low fat.

She is dieting.

Overall, it would totally cost you 20,000 rupees as a round figure.

20,000 rupees!

What? Is it way too high?

Why are you looking at me angrily while he is the one who is asking you, sir?

Ask him to bargain with Bhramara directly.

No need, sir.

Fix on 20,000 rupees.

We'll leave, sir.

See you, sir.

-Hey... -Yes.

My father told me another good saying. 'Wealth is health'.

Sir, the phrase is 'health is wealth'.

[clicks tongue] No, he told me in that very way.

These days, only wealth can give good health.

What is the moral you understood from this phrase?

You tell that as well.

-Pay the advance amount. -Oh, sorry, sir!

These guys are a little slow, Bhramara. But they are good-natured.

Here is 5,000 rupees, sir.

What will you do with the remaining money? Will you use them to ward off evil eye?

Keep it here.

-We will leave, sir. -You will come up in life.

-Go now. -See you, sir.

Do you think it is safe to send the family with this insane fellow?

Since he is insane, he agreed to take our family.

Do you think any sensible fellow will do this at this time?

Come.

It was a small party with my boys. How can I deny them?

-Please smile, dear. -Sir...

Yes.

I have a small doubt, sir.

One minute.

Tell me.

Is Bhramara your wife or a lover, sir?

Sorry, sir.

Live-in.

Hey, we paid him 20,000 rupees. Can we trust him?

He hails from Nellore. You can trust him blindly.

We can trust him, dude.

Where is he?

He is a Nellore guy.

He won't be more than half an hour late, if he gives a commitment.

My foot!

[siren wailing] There he is.

Father-in-law, the vehicle has arrived.

All of you, wear masks.

-To hell with your forgetfulness. -Give a mask to her.

-Give me a mask. -Here, take it.

Hi!

A big herd!

What happened, sir?

Is everything okay, sir?

-What else? -Why are you late, sir?

My father told me another saying.

This guy never stops!

He said 'time is monkey'.

The phrase is 'time is money', sir.

[groans in pain]

-He would have something. Why bother? -Yes, he might have said that.

What did your father explain about that saying, sir?

The leg would be like a monkey, bro. It will not be under our control.

-You are right, sir. -We should do as per its wish.

-Father and sister, -Well said, sir.

the vehicle has arrived. Let's go.

-Come... -We are coming.

See you, sister. Come, father.

-Is he the driver, son-in-law? -Yes.

Start the vehicle.

[sighs]

Hey...

What's this?

I somehow feel he will face the music from me, bro.

-You go... -Come on.

-Hey... -I wonder how safely he will take us.

Hey... Hey...

Hey...

-Hey... -Can't you see the woman inside?

Woman?

Where is the woman?

Hey...

-Hey! -What is written here?

Bhramara ambulance service.

If you can see and read the text outside, how come not the woman inside?

What?

My father told a good saying for people like you.

What is it?

[in Sanskrit] Gods reside in places where a woman is worshiped.

My foot! It was Balakrishna who said that, not your father.

Hey, stop...

It doesn't matter who said that. All you need is to follow the good saying.

-Son in law... -What?

Will you follow the saying?

Sir... Sir... Sir...

Uncle, what is our tradition? Is this the way to behave with a girl?

It is wrong, isn't it?

Not here, go back. Well, give the balance amount.

Okay.

Come, I'll tell you.

Hey!

Where is the girl in there, son in law?

-Is there air? -Yes

-Is it visible? -Hey, how can air be seen?

It is the same with his girlfriend.

His girlfriend was dead, uncle.

Tell clearly, son in law.

Well, his girlfriend died in this ambulance.

And he's been hallucinating her being with him since then.

He got little disturbed, uncle.

A little, son in law! He is a mental fellow!

Anyway, they say that giving a stone to a mad person is dangerous.

When that's the case, how come you are giving him a steering wheel

and sending 11 people with him?

What if he thrashes me in the journey

citing that I've laid my hands on his girlfriend?

If he drives so fast, you'll reach Vijayawada within 4 hours.

Please tolerate him till then, uncle. Please. Go.

Sir, I have only 10,000 rupees now. I'll send the remaining amount on Google Pay.

Bhramara, do we have Google Pay?

-Okay. You heard her, right? -What did she say, sir?

She said she has no Google Pay account.

Sir, what about PhonePe account?

My father told me another saying. Do you want me to say that?

Oh! Please don't say that, sir.

Sorry, sir.

I have a doubt on this idiot. Check the amount, Bhramara.

Be careful, dear. Call me if you face any problems.

Mother-in-law.

I feel sleepy when you start your send-off ritual.

Please get into the vehicle. How many times will you cry?

Get into the vehicle.

Won't he even allow to cry with liberty?

-Careful. -Get in, sister-in-law.

-What's with this plight, son-in-law? -Don't pull it off!

Why are you staring like that, father-in-law? Get inside.

Where should I sit?

One second.

Where is he going?

Here is the stool.

Get inside.

Brother, be careful.

Bye, father-in-law.

Okay, bye. Bye.

[engine starts]

[siren wailing]

Good riddance of ill-fate!

Hey, get inside.

Get inside, please.

Yes!

Hey, you forgot to pack this shirt. Put it inside.

Thanks, aunt.

Hey, why thank me?

Though you weren't born to me, you are like my son.

Yes, son. We were afraid about the fact of you being an orphan getting out.

How will they know, father? As if we are in Delhi!

We stay in the next lane. If they come, we too will come here.

Yes.

It is not right to hide the truth for long. Tell them, Mahesh.

Anyhow, the wedding is over.

Tell the truth?

You saw on the other day that the oldie made me

sit on the floor when I said I was an orphan.

Hey, don't tell the truth for a while.

-Hey! -You too are right.

We'll leave, dear. Take care.

We stay in the neighbouring house. Don't hesitate to call us if you need anything.

-Okay? -Thank you, mother-in-law.

See you, son.

Bye.

Take care, son.

Let's go.

Okay.

-Bye, dude. -Bye, dude.

What? Are you feeling bad for not telling the truth to your family members?

Look...

We can build a house when we don't have one.

We can earn money if we are poor.

But how can we get the parents?

You have done so much for me.

I don't have anybody other than you.

If you still feel guilty, let's tell them the truth.

No! My grandfather can't hold up if he comes to know the truth.

[siren wailing]

Father, move a bit closer to this side.

[groans]

Drive slowly, boy.

What, Bhramara? Have some food and sleep. Have some food.

I will wake you when we reach Vijayawada.

[unclear voice]

-Hey -Yes

Why is the driver talking to someone?

Nothing, Bhramara. Have food and sleep.

His girlfriend is beside him, brother.

There is nobody beside him.

Only he can see her. Exclusive!

Ah!

This night is a nightmare!

This corona is awful, Bhramara!

It made people fear to even breathe properly. [tyres screeching]

[tyres screeching]

[collision]

Are you injured? Father... Father, careful.

Bhramara... Bhramara...

What happened, Bhramara?

-Brother... -I've told you to be careful, haven't I?

Bloody drunkard!

-Go and handle the situation. -Yes, I'll handle the situation.

What's with your driving?

-Ow! Sir... Sorry, sir. -Stop!

Stop! Don't make any unnecessary fuss here.

This is midnight. Don't you make any fuss.

Hey!

Come quickly.

Bhramara is severely hurt. That's all because of this rogue.

[siren wailing] The police are arriving.

The police are arriving. Let him go.

The police are arriving!

Hey! What's happening here?

He is driving in inebriation, sir.

What the hell are you doing in the curfew time? Constable, clear it.

Bhramara...

Bhramara...

How come you are doing this with a patient inside the vehicle?

I need to do first-aid.

-Hey, move aside. -Hey...

Damn!

[everyone gasps]

Greetings, sir.

Umm...

Umm...

[phone ringing]

Hmm...

Ah!

-How come it happened in this way? -Our ill-fate.

-Mother... -We will go.

How much longer, mother?

Zip it!

My father told me a saying, sir.

'Mistakes are stepping stones to police station'.

Are you shocked?

Stepping into a police station is inevitable when one makes a mistake, sir.

What I wanted to say is, I am MLA Peddiraju's associate.

You will lose your job if I make a phone call.

Hail Lord Ayyappa!

Is Peddiraju very dangerous?

It's been 3 years that he died, sir.

What, Bhramara?

What do you say? Shall I make a phone call?

Phone call, my foot! It's been 3 years that he died.

Have your father passed away, Bhramara?

Damn!

Shall I file a case against him, sir?

Make a phone call to the mental hospital.

How were you caught?

Why do you ask me? Ask him.

Sir, he is the one who made this deal.

Come here.

Greetings, sir.

Are you the one who has sent all these people on the ambulance?

Hmm.

You have to tell me, right Bhramara?

You know that he hallucinates a girl, don't you?

-I don't know, sir. -Ow!

I know, sir.

You thought I wouldn't hit you as I've been into religious oath ritual, right?

Hey, haven't you felt shy seeing Bhramara?

I beg you to stay quiet for a while.

Ms Bhramara, you tell him, at least.

Why did you send all of them with him despite knowing his condition?

Oh! You've planned to kill the entire family at once

and own their property, haven't you?

No, sir. No, sir. Sir, I don't have any such plans. Sir, please let us go.

Hey! Sir, have these conversations some other time.

It is a crime to put women in the police station at night times.

Send Bhramara home. We'll have a talk some other. Listen to me.

Hey, take him to the other side.

-Okay, sir. -Hey.

Why are you laying hands on me?

What?

Both of us are wearing a Khaki uniform. Show some respect.

Tell him, sir.

Sir...

Take this money and leave them, sir.

Money isn't something which anyone can earn so easily.

You'll need the money in this lockdown period. Keep it with you.

Thank you, sir. We will leave, sir.

-Sir. -Leave.

Gold chain... Sir, the gold chain is a big sentiment to me.

Just go!

Let's go.

-You brought us into the police station. -How come you did like this, son?

To hell with your direction! See what happened now. Come, father.

-We will leave, sir. -Umm.

Why are you standing there, Bhramara? Sit down.

What mistake did we make? The policeman is our ally.

Don't worry, darling. I am there.

I am right with you. Don't worry, darling.

I will talk with the police. We'll leave soon.

Sir, my father told me another good saying.

Shall I drop Bhramara at home and tell you?

[sighs]

Sit, father.

-Anita, get a glass of water for grandpa. -Okay.

[sighs]

Grandpa, have water.

No one listened to me when I told you so.

We haven't even met a policeman in our life.

But you have got us into the steps of the police station.

Where are the steps in that police station, father-in-law?

[grinds teeth] Damn!

It's okay, son. Let bygones be bygones.

Son, where are your parents? I don't see them anywhere.

Well...

His uncle got a heart-attack. They went to see him.

Uncle?

Uncle? You never told us about your uncle.

Well, he doesn't like publicity. That's why I haven't told you.

Well, when you have an uncle, why didn't he attend the wedding?

How will he come? Only 30 people attended the wedding.

25 of them are from your family. You gave no chance to our family.

Does your uncle stay in Hyderabad?

No, he stays in Vizag.

Eh! Vizag!

We couldn't cross LB Nagar. And how come you were able to send them to Vizag?

They've already crossed the Telangana border.

They informed me over the phone a while ago.

How?

How was it possible?

Did you send them in an ambulance just like you did to us? How did you do that?

-How? -How?

-We are asking, right? Come on, answer. -How?

How?

[overlap of voices] How? How? How?

How can I tell you when you ask so incessantly?

Won't you give me time to think?

Well... I bought one quintal onions and booked a DCM truck.

I made my father to drive that vehicle and mother to sit beside him.

Since they are taking the essential goods, nobody stopped them.

I asked them to sell the onions once they reach Vizag

and send that amount to me on PayTM.

What about the return journey?

They will buy potatoes load and come. Are you done with your doubts?

I still have a doubt.

Sir, if you start an interview, you'd go on for 3 to 4 hours.

[yawns]

I am feeling sleepy.

Aren't you done brushing?

You people have turned very lazy because of this lockdown.

[singing] "We are single kings..."

[humming]

[gasps]

Oh man! How come these people are here!

Have you still not finished your brushing?

[mute gestures]

-Hey... -What the hell!

Father in law, is it you!

-Are you reading the movie section? -Yes.

Your face says so! Give me the main section, I say.

Son-in-law, have your parents reached Vizag?

I haven't contacted them yet. I'll call now.

Be on it.

Hello, father. Oh, you reached Vizag!

What? Have you still not crossed even Gajuwaka?

Ouch! Why are you pinching?

How come you have returned, sister?

How come you are here?

You've been to Vizag in a van with a load of onions, haven't you?

We've been to Vizag in a van with a load of onions?

It was your son who has sent you, wasn't he? How come you are back?

Well... Yes, he might have sent us.

That is...

Hmm...

That is...

When I and my wife were going on the way to Vizag,

people... at Warangal...

people at Warangal...

People... Onions...

People attacked us at once and took away all the onions.

We were scared that police might thrash us when we cross the state border...

Umm...

Scared...

Scared...

Oh, you returned home as you were scared?

Yes.

-Yes. -Yes.

Yes, uncle.

Well done.

You have grasped it well.

Shut it!

You can go and meet your brother later. Come in.

Brother? Who is my brother?

I don't know.

Uncle, it is your younger brother who stays in Vizag.

In Vizag?

My paternal uncle. Your younger brother, father.

-Oh, your uncle! -Yes.

Mother and father, you might have been tired due to the journey.

Go inside and take bath with Dettol (disinfectant).

Okay. Okay.

Not that way... Get into our house.

Oh! To this house. To our house, dear.

Thank God!

Hey... Wasn't that tone and looking at the phone seemed like they were reading?

That has something to do with the Google Pay app.

A Google pay scratch card is supposed to be scratched, not be read.

-They might be reading a message. -A message wouldn't be read out loud.

Doesn't that seemed liked a delivering a dialogue?

Well, forget it.

Who were you taking over the phone saying 'father' and 'Gajuwaka'?

Father-in-law, I still haven't answered your first question.

So answer the first question.

I am hurt, sir.

As if you are the only person who gets hurt all the time!

I will kill you!

Why're you scuffling with me? You were the one who narrated the story, weren't you?

That's not the reason for the scuffle.

Then?

You said, "He hails from my home-town Nellore. You can blindly trust him."

Your regional feelings costed me 50,000 rupees loss.

Hey! A madman hailing from any place behaves madly, won't he?

-To hell with your stupid logic! -Hey...

You seem to have forgotten that the lockdown would end in another 3 days.

The PM will appear on the TV in a while. Come.

[PM speaking in Hindi] Fellow citizens,

after taking all the suggestions into consideration...

-What is he saying? -He is asking to keep calm and listen.

[PM speaking in Hindi] The lockdown would have to be extended till May 3.

Which means...

What is he saying?

Don't you understand Hindi? The lockdown has been extended for another 15 days.

-Father, what is this nuisance? -What can we do?

Damn!

Hey!

Come here.

Hey...

Hey...

-Hey... Mother, he is chasing to thrash me -What happened?

-What happened? -Hey... Hey...

Don't come in between, aunt. I will kill him today.

I didn't do anything. He is hitting me without any reason.

What did you tell him?

I didn't tell him anything. Father, stop him.

Uncle, don't interfere. I've incurred 50,000 rupees loss because of him.

-Will you pay me? -I don't have money to pay you.

-Then, don't interfere. -Hold him, father.

-Hey... Stop, man! -Let go of me, uncle.

I will kill your son, uncle. Let go of me.

Let go of me, uncle.

-Wait, son. -I will kill your son.

Hey...

Won't he stay still at one place?

What did you call your father just now?

What will I call him? I called him father.

No!

You called your father as uncle.

And he called your father as father.

She is your mother, right? Why did you call her aunt?

Well...

I was the one who called her aunt, not him.

Yes.

You think I am deaf.

You called your mother as aunt.

Come on, sir.

You have a negative opinion on me since beginning. Why'd I call in such manner?

-Let's go, uncle. -See, he moved when he called him uncle.

Oh man!

It was not my father who I addressed as uncle. It was him.

Shouldn't I call my friend as uncle?

Or shouldn't my father respond to his call?

Uncle

Mother.

Father.

Father-in-law.

Is it clear now?

Super clarity!

Since I got married to your daughter, she is my wife, her mother is my mother-in-law

and the old man who came with you is my grandfather.

Wow! You have remembered very well!

-[burping] -Sister, come let's play.

Not now.

Father, I have a doubt.

My brain is not working now. I can't teach you any academics.

It's not about the academics, father.

I have observed the entire house.

But I did not find, at least, one family photo of brother in law.

Hmm!

I suspect that they are hiding something from us, father.

Give the iodine here!

It's a small injury.

-Why do you worry? -What do you know about mother's pain?

Slowly...

Mother's pain.

It would heal quickly, dear.

Give it me once.

Give me the cotton roll.

How come you are here? Your son stepped on a nail

-and got injured. -Oh no!

Here, take them and go.

Chinna... Chinna...

-Father... -Shh!

Did you get pricked by a nail?

No, nothing of that sort. Who told you that? Did you tell her?

No, son.

Why did Anita's father say so?

Anita's father?

Uncle...

Tell me.

You shut up!

Are you are acting in front of me?

When I told about your son's injury,

why did you go to him when you are supposed to go to Mahesh?

-Is he your son? -No...

Come on, tell me. Tell me, come on.

He is not our son. He is like our son.

Did I ask you? Kindly shut up.

Now, tell me. Is he your son?

Tell me.

Yes, sir.

What about Mahesh?

He is an orphan.

Orphan!

We lied to you since you won't agree to get your daughter married to an orphan.

-That is not the case, brother in law. -Who is the hell is your brother-in-law?

Where is your son?

Not this guy. The fraud--

Your fraud son.

He went out to buy sanitizer.

I'll wash up everyone. I'll wash up everyone.

What are you doing?

Father in law, the sanitizer...

Are you preparing it?

Applying sanitizer to your hands should kill corona virus.

Will application of this solution kill corona virus?

Well, viruses are living beings. Killing living beings is a sin.

Come... Come...

I'll ask you a question. Just give a straight answer. Are they your parents?

Yes, sir. He is my father, and she is my mother.

Check us with a DNA test if you want.

I too am from Pathiginjala's bloodline.

Pathiginjalu clan, my foot!

Father-in-law and mother in law, have coffee.

Do you have sense? Will you call anyone as your in-laws?

Why do you say like that, sir? She was addressing my parents, wasn't she?

Don't go overboard. I came to know that you are an orphan.

You've been raised by me. How come you are acting in this manner?

Did you learn from him?

Is he handsome? No. Does he have properties? No.

He doesn't have parents. And you are not even from Pathiginjalu lineage!

In this corona time, everyone is wearing a mask to cover the nose and mouth.

But you have put a mask on my eyes.

I will tell this matter to my father. He will decide about your fate!

Father-in-law...

Who the hell is your father-in-law?

I get your thing decided right now.

-Sir... Sir... -Father...

Father...

Hey, let's go.

-Father-in-law... -Father, listen to me.

-Father-in-law... -Don't move.

-Father, what happened? -Grandpa...

-Mahesh... -I have chest pain.

Father, bear for a while.

Father, have this tablet.

Wait...

[sighs]

Father, lie-down.

Lie-down.

Father, everything is okay, right?

-Radha... -Yes, father.

-Yes, father. -You came to tell something, right?

Nothing father. I came to see how you are doing. Take some rest.

Okay, father.

Brother-in-law, is everything is alright?

All of you have been saved because of my father's heart condition.

But you will not be forgiven.

I know very well what to do with you.

He blabbers out of aggression. Don't worry. He will do nothing.

Let's go.

I won't even drink water in his house.

Don't you want?

There is lockdown outside. All the restaurants have been shut.

I've been outside to eat.

But as I didn't find any food, I am accepting this food.

Don't think I am eating this out of affection. Understood?

[coughs]

What do you want to do by saving every penny by being a miser?

What is your address, sir?

What?

I am asking your address, sir.

You came to my home, right? That's my address.

I don't have any address since childhood, sir.

I don't have parents. How would I have an address?

I grew up in an orphanage for 15 years, sir.

I don't even remember where I have been or ate or slept after that.

When I used to sleep on roads, the police used to thrash and chase me.

I remember that very well.

That's when I decided to have a house of my own, sir.

Today, I may not have a proper address.

But in the future, my children and wife

will be a permanent address.

That is why I've been saving every single penny, sir.

Yes, father. This is the house plan.

How come you are showing this with so much excitement?

Have you forgotten about our house? Even our servants won't stay in this.

How come you are serving cheap upma to us to build a mere house with 2 rooms?

My ill-fate!

-Next... I am telling it out. -Come on, do it.

Tell it.

-27. -[in unison] 27.

Hey, I have that number.

Is it 6 or 9, brother?

[grinding teeth]

6...

69.

69... I have it. Okay.

Next... Next is 40.

I have it.

-Psst... Psst. -I don't 40 as well.

Hey... Hey...

We want some sweets. Don't you have any?

Hey, get some sugar and put it in his mouth.

-I have that number. -You should first serve sweets.

-What's with you? -Who will eat this junk food?

You always make a mess to have sweets.

Hey... I have that number.

Both of you have the same number?

I want 41 [phone ringing]

-70... -70...

-[phone vibrating] -I don't have that number.

I too don't have.

-Tell the next number. -Next...

27.

I finished my first line.

Is it? Let's see the next number.

[phone ringing]

Hello...

Hello sir, I am Ram Murthy.

Tell me, Ramamurthy.

PA Mohan has deceived us, sir.

Since you've been not in the town for a month,

he has emptied all the money in the bank by doing cheque forgery.

Ah!

Hello... Sir... Sir...

[glass clatters]

I am not getting at least one number, brother.

That's how your luck is.

[groaning in pain]

[groaning in pain]

Grandpa...

Mahesh!

I was suspicious about PA Mohan since the beginning, brother.

You have unnecessarily trusted him.

Doctor, how is he?

He is in a very critical condition. Within no time, we have to operate him.

Please go ahead, doctor.

You have to pay 50% of the fees immediately.

-Hey Vishwa. -Tell me.

-I need money urgently. -I need 20 lakh rupees.

It is very difficult to arrange such a huge amount in this lockdown period, RK.

-Please don't say no. -I am sorry.

My business too got affected due to this lockdown, RK. Sorry, please don't mind.

Okay.

-Raju -Tell me.

Raju, I gave you a loan recently.

Can you repay that amount to me immediately?

Money?

If you need, I'll pay you after a month.

You should have told me before hand. It is very difficult to arrange money now.

-It's very urgent. -Sorry, I can't do anything about it.

Have you found any money?

I've been asking everyone, brother. No one is responding at the time of need.

Hey... That's the amount you have saved to buy a house.

That's alright.

Let's go.

I am here to pay the bill amount for the patient Mr Raja Ram.

-Okay, sir. -Thanks.

Sister, I brought the money to pay for the patient Rajaram.

One minute, sir.

The bill has been already paid, sir.

What did you say?

The bill has been already paid, sir.

The bill has been paid?

-Who could have paid the bill, brother? -Don't know.

Father-in-law, I have paid money for the operation.

Grandpa will be alright.

Go away.

Mahesh...

What?

Is your ego holding you up from expressing gratitude, father?

What is your problem with him, father?

Is it that he is not handsome or having no money?

He is a handsome man to me.

Despite your constant mortifying, he's been tolerating out of love towards me.

That's what real beauty is!

Everyone in our family humiliated him so badly.

Yet he tolerated all that out of love towards me.

And even that is real beauty!

His dream was to build a house and has been saving every penny since childhood.

But when grandpa got admitted in the hospital due to heart attack,

he paid all that amount to the hospital without any second thought.

Could you really find me a more handsome guy than him?

Whether you agree it or not... Whether you like it or not,

my husband is the most handsome man in the world.

This is the amount with interest for the money you have paid in the hospital.

And thanks for your help.

What you have done is not a small mistake to forgive you.

My father wouldn't have seen your face if he comes to know that you are an orphan.

-Son -Yes, grandpa.

I used to assess a person based on his surname.

I realized after seeing you that

the quality of a person is important than surname.

I misbehaved with you. Kindly forgive me.

-You will forgive me, won't you? -Oh! It's okay, grandpa.

You are an elderly person. Please don't say that.

[collision]

Hey, can't you see?

Hell!

Hello driver, are you driving without your eyes on the road?

Sir, didn't you recognize me?

What?

It's me, your customer. Customer is dog.

How can you say 'customer is dog'?

Which school have you been to? The phrase is 'customer is God'.

But your father said otherwise.

My father is not even good at Telugu. And you are linking him with an English quote.

Go and tell this somewhere else.

Who will pay the bill for my vehicle damage?

Let's ask madam. Madam... Madam... Madam...

-You! -Stay here.

-Ms Bhramara. Madam... -Hey...

Who is the madam?

Ms Bhramara, your lover.

Hello... Who are you? Hey, who the hell are you?

It's been 3 years that Bhramara died.

How come you have come now and talking about her?

Have you been planning and trying to attack me? Who are you?

Sir, you have recovered from your mental problem?

Hey... Who the hell is mental?

Ow!

-How dare you hit my son-in-law! -Move aside.

You come here.

Father-in-law.

-Bash him, son-in-law! -Hey...

How dare you hit my son-in-law!

Son-in-law, bash him! Beat the hell out of him.

[overlap of voices]

"What a man"

"What a man"

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"He is crazy about savings who is an unshaven monk"

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"He stopped crying and has been a miser since his birth"

"What a man"

"Hail Lord Shiva!"

"He is crazy about savings who is an unshaven monk"

"He stopped crying and has been a miser since his birth"

"Who is this... Who is this..."

"Who is this man?"

"He is a superman who wears his underwear outside"

"What a..."

"What a..."

"Chorus!"

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"He stays away from alcohol and claims himself to be a disciple of KA Paul"

"He neither flirt with girls"

"nor spend any money on friends"

"He stays away from alcohol and claims himself to be a disciple of KA Paul"

"He neither flirt with girls"

"nor spend any money on friends"

"Who is this... Who is this..."

"Who is this man?"

"He is a fan of Kota from 'Aha Naa-Pellanta movie'"

"Get started boys"

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"What a man..."

"What a man... Pick him up"

"What a man"

Cut it.

Okay... Okay...

Okay.