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(TV): ... the temperatures 20-22 C, around 28-20 C in the area.

17-19 C for Leningrad, light rain showers.

Today in the afternoon in Komi ASSR will be short rains, thunderstorms.. 25-30 C, 13-18 in the north...

In Karelia 15-20, the same tepmerature in Lithuania In Estonia 14-19, short rains

It'll be raining in Moscow, 17-22.

You have listened to the morning edition of the latest news. Newscasters: Victor Romashow and...

(radio): - We are starting our Sunday radio program "Good Morning!"

- Woof! - Tsssh!

- Good morning, dear viewers!

- Excellent!

- We are starting the broadcasting of "Alarm Clock" for those people, who don't sleep in the afternoon

till 4p.m. and after midnight.

Near our microphone ... Yes, yes! Of course, you guessed it - Jury Antonov is singing!

Please.

We all rushed for hours But do not have anything better

Than in the wood under the heavens, Under the roof of my house ...

- Ouch!

- Ha-ha-ha, hey, you backwardness! It's a 'Zhevachka'!

My owner brought it from... Erm...

- From Tahiti? - Exactly!

- And he also brought... - It can be worn on ears...Mm...

- A cap? - Heh, a cap... He brought a CD Player!

(song): "Oh, Vernissage, Oh, opening day! A portrait, a landscape."

- What's up, Kesha?

- Kesha? What happened ?

"What happened?" What happened? He dares to ask!

I have to go out with puppy, I have to clean up after myself! And what do I wear? What do I wear?

I wear rags and other castoff clothes! Just like Cinderella!

Everybody is brought something, everybody is bought something and I...

- Shame on you, Kesha.

Shame on me? Shame on yourself!

Well, choose.

Ha-ha-ha! It's...Is it for me? Is it for me?

Good bye, our meeting was a mistake!

- Kesha!

(singing):-Without you, my lover, I should fly with single wi-ing...

Ou-ou-ouch... Ah-ah-ah... Eh-eh-ehe...

(singing):"...But you're alone, but you're without me..."

"...in silent groves the people are divorcing. Hoary ferryman is gifting to cats clothing..."

- Aha! - The meeting passed with a score of 2:0 to us.

(music: Modern Talking - You're My Heart, You're My Soul)

- Hallo, hallo, is it you, Kesha? Answer, Kesha, please!

- Yeah, it's me.

I have a nice life, swim in a swimming pool, drink juice orangeade, yeah-yeah!

Keeping swimming in my smimming pool.

I have a lot of friends, car, personal driver...

I'm sorry man, Chelentano has come to me.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What? Nothing...

How do you dare, how do you treat me!

Eh, Vovka loved me very much, he literally wore me on his hands!

Ah? Ah, that's how you!

I did to him, and he...

Freedom for parrots, free-dom for par-rots!

(singin): "May there always be sunshine, May there always be blue skies, may there..."

"... always be Vovka, may there always be me!"

Khi-ya!

(Boom)

(sneezes)

(boom)

- Ha-ha-ha! That's bubblegum!

(Kesha moanes)

- Vovka? - Lie, Kesha, lie.

- You know, Vovka, how it was bad to me! I was the only one, the only.

And they are the crowd of villains with guns, bazookas, helicopters...

I have banged first guy, and then the second...

So listen up! That guy aimed a pistol at me, I kicked him... Bang... Bang! Bang! This guy kicked my back and I hitted him with a chair...

- It's always like this�� at the most interesting moment!

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