Original subtitles

(TV): - Attention to all the traffic police stations! Detain the white 'Zhiguli' car.

Be careful - the criminal is armed.

- Kesha, tone the volume down. Kesha, can you hear me?

- Firstly, I'm not Kesha but Innokentiy. Secondly, the criminal is armed.

Attention, attention! Close all the roads from the city.

(the sirens blazing)

Comrade major, St. Polischuk's speaking.

I'm tracking the criminal riding on my scooter.

(shots fired)

(tunes the volume down)

I can't hear! Kesha, please! A little bit...

yeah, no way!

It's a disgrace! I'll have a test tomorrow. But you...

So this... So you do it this way..

So that's the way you are! On the very cliffhanger moment you...

Now I can see! Just Polischuk's riding on his scooter but you...

Oh...

Well... Well, stop it, stop clowning!

- I feel bad. Water!

So this is how you treat your friend! Yeah? So this is how you treat your friend!

I spare no life to him and he...

No, no. That's the end! Good bye forever.

Only death will save me from my heart sorrow.

(singing): "Good bye my love, good bye..."

Kesha, wait! Kesha!

Never mind, I'm gonna show ya.

Gonna teach you a lesson. You're gonna cry.

cars' noise and other sounds of the night

Oh, that's wonderful!

Delightfully!

(singing): - Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home...

Delightfully!

applause

oh, just you wait!

So, this one time I fly over the Tahiti... Ever been to Tahiti?

Alright, so major Tomin tells me:

'The bank was robbed by lady Monica from culinary school'

Missed...'One million, million, million scarlet roses...'

And I tell him: 'Shurik! Be careful - the criminal is armed!'

And he tells me: 'In the Greek museum, in the Greek museum... white mousse'

everybody laughs

applause

Delightfully! Delightfully!

Well, once I had a flight to Tahiti. So Shurik tell me there:

'Maltsev took the puck then passed it right to Krutov'.

Krutov passed it ahead - right to Axel Breitung. The spurt...'

Ah... haw... talking plain, Polischuk's riding on his sckooter...

Once I had a flight to Tahiti... There was a foggy weather over the region, the wind is northern, gusty.

Delightfully!

Once I had a flight to Tahiti... Have you ever been to Tahiti?

- Haiti, Haiti... We've never been to any bloody Haiti.

They feed us alright even here.

Hey, this is by no means Tahiti...

Vovka... Vovka!

(dog barking)

- Kesha... Kesha, Kesha is back!

(TV): - Attention to all the traffic police stations! Detain the blue 'Zhiguli' car.

Be careful - the criminal is armed.

- Kesha, are you gonna start it again?

- Never mind! That's OK! This is him who asks to tone the volume up...

Right on the cliffhanger moment! ouch!

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