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LOL YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT

Barely an hour into the game,

Éric Judor brings out the big guns.

Trump card!

-Damn it. Here we go. -Yeah!

-Oh, no. -Yeah!

CONTROL ROOM

-Trump card! -The trump card! Éric Judor!

Everybody's on guard now. They're all scared of Éric.

Wow. First trump card this season.

He's so good at improv, anything can happen.

It's not really a trump card. It's just warm-up.

I'm scared of taking myself out with my own jokes.

ÉRIC JUDOR PLAYS FOR KOURIR

I'm so funny I could get myself eliminated!

We're going to play a game called "Pass the Smile."

Okay.

-Let me explain. -Yes, please.

I'll explain. Wait, you okay, Riadh?

-Sounds great. -Here's how we play.

-You pass the smile on, like this. -I shouldn't sit here.

You smile. Do a fake smile.

-A fake smile. -Fake, yes.

-Show your teeth. -Go on.

-Pass to Éric. -Pass it, then I turn...

-Then, I take it. -...and close my mouth.

-Start your mouth closed. -Okay.

-Turn around... Exactly. -And I give it to Audrey.

Smile.

Now, turn around and drop the smile.

Drop it and pass it on.

-There. -It's a crazy idea.

It's hard-core.

We had to do this stupid smile, but I just wanted to laugh!

AHMED SYLLA PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR

Having to look at someone like this? That makes me laugh.

Let's play. Everybody gets it?

-Let's start. -Who's first?

I'll start. Okay, here we go.

-And you have to nod. -Exactly, nod.

-He's adding rules! -Yes!

-You have to nod. -It's your game!

They're stressed! Look at Alice. So stressed.

-Camille's losing it. -Okay, give it to me.

Nod. You have to nod.

-He didn't smile. -Nod. Thank you. Smile.

-Then you drop it. Good. -Nod.

And you smile.

Nod.

And you drop it.

-She nods and passes it on. -And you drop it. Good.

She nods.

It's just horrible.

ALICE DAVID PLAYS FOR SURF RIDER

The smiling game was horrible.

That's not right. You forgot to drop it and pass it on.

Yeah, you're doing it wrong.

-Do your part! -You did it wrong!

-How can you not get it? -Catch it.

He can try again. It was a mistake.

-That's enough. I'm tired of it now. -Me too.

Éric and Ramzy don't talk to each other...

-They go for the others. -Yes.

Time for a quiz! I need an assistant. Anyone?

-I can... -You can?

Maybe you won't... You want someone...

-Ramzy! -That's better.

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-They'll make each other laugh. -For sure.

-Let's sit here. -The duo is back.

"Join me," he says to the guy he did the funniest comedies with.

The worst. Everyone was like, "Bastard! No fair!"

True or false?

I'll try to hold out.

I'll see if I can do the same.

As a boy...

...Riadh liked barbecues so much

that his mother called him "Grill-adh."

I was dying inside.

AHMED SYLLA PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR

-False. -No? Never liked lamb sausages?

-Never. -No pork sausages?

Your name was never Grill-adh?

Camille's close.

She's very close.

-False. -Camille, Camille.

-Stop, Camille! -I was just looking down!

-She laughed. -If I may, I think it's true.

-Ramzy, it's... -Fake!

It was true.

Second true or false.

Yannick Noah, the dancer...

False.

-Wait. -There's more.

But you said "the dancer."

Yannick Noah, the dancer, comes from a family of shipbuilders.

I think he built a very famous ship.

Yannick Noah's Ark.

Oh, no.

-Yes. -No.

Let's vote on it.

-I say yes. -Wait, vote on this first.

Who thinks they made Darmon's clothes look way too young and hip?

CONTROL ROOM

Gérard...

You assholes.

Let's vote.

-Will you vote too? -I'm always voting.

-But you're my assistant. -Yes, but I vote.

So, you're useless.

How is he assisting you, exactly?

-Yes, but... -Look, I'll read it.

If they made a new Zorro series,

-who'd be the ideal actor? -Good one.

Laurent Lafitte, Panayotis,

Ramzy, or Audrey Fleurot?

Audrey Fleurot because of her sword.

The more you can't laugh, the more you want to.

So I just stuff things in my mouth to stop myself from laughing.

PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE

Did you know that Philippe Lacheau is Mexican?

-Yes. -Yes.

His real name is Philippe Nacho.

CONTROL ROOM

Éric was great.

It was tough holding my laughs in.

Well done!

That took guts.

That was really good.

That's it!

The first trump card is over, and nobody gave in.

The players are very good this season.

Look at Camille.

She's going for it.

Gérard.

I don't want them to hear.

Do you know a good dermatologist? For real.

I do.

Look, I've got a growth.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, damn. Makes me want to puke.

I can't look at it. I'd puke too.

Honestly.

Who did you do it to?

It'd be shameful to lose first.

CAMILLE LELLOUCHE FONDATION DES FEMMES

So I need some tricks to avoid that.

I need a dermatologist. I've got something weird.

I'm a dermatologist.

At first, I thought,

"Are those balls or tiny boobs?"

That was hard.

I need a dermatologist for my growth.

Look.

CONTROL ROOM

Finally!

It wasn't me!

-Who laughed? -Not me, bro!

I don't think so.

That was a laugh.

Go, Fifi! It's happening! Here we go.

You need to be careful.

Someone messed up, as you may already know.

Let's take a look.

I need a dermatologist for my growth.

Look.

Was that a laugh?

-It was a laugh. -That was cute.

Are you serious?

They caught you.

That's just my face. I'm always smiling.

I have to give you a yellow card.

-Okay, I'll take it. No problem. -Well done, Camille. Good trick.

-Thanks. -Good job, everyone. That was great.

-Good job, Camille. -Thanks.

-Good job. -You got him.

Last chance, Riadh.

Okay, okay. All good.

I was shocked.

JUST RIADH LES DÉTERMINÉS

It looked so real.

Let's get back to it.

Make us laugh but don't laugh.

From then on, I knew I had to own the room

so they know I'm a threat.

They need to be scared of me.

My mom's a primary school teacher.

Cavity.

-Don't eat it, it's pork. -Stylish.

Cavity and all sorts of problems. Cavity.

-Very romantic. -Shit.

-That face! -That's crazy!

-Teeth change everything. -It's JP Zadi.

Life wasn't easy for me Why? 'Cause of your messed-up teeth!

Cavity!

Once the teeth are in,

I'm a different man.

See? Now, in my head, I know I'll win.

AHMED SYLLA PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR

I wanted to persist, be an alpinist

My dad was a dentist! Cavity!

He almost got me. Really.

But he didn't.

Cavity!

Listen.

My teeth scrapes the floor

-Up close, it's even worse. -I saw.

Ahmed's targeting Ramzy.

-That's dangerous. -Yes.

My teeth scrape the floor Why is life so unstable?

-I don't know. -Don't look.

Think about someone dead. Something tough.

The teeth are bad.

-The "unstable" part got me. -Yeah.

What a show.

Don't look at Ahmed. He's funny.

You're Melha Bedia's big brother!

-Ramzy? -Ramzy's running away from him.

-He's relentless. -Bye, everyone.

-Ramzy! -Bye.

If you're going home, don't take the door...

Yes, don't finish that sentence.

Oh, no!

-There was a laugh. -Yeah, right?

Time out!

You're not out?

He eliminated himself?

-Serves you right. -It's not for me.

-Let's go. -Let's go. Another one.

Here comes my buddy.

-Come on. -Oh, no.

I see the yellow card.

Let's have a look.

-Bye, everyone. -Bye.

-Ramzy! -Thank you for coming.

If you're going home, don't take the door...

-Oh, my God! -Look at him!

I didn't laugh!

-Yes, yes! -Of course!

-That was a grimace. -No, you laughed.

Lucky for you, being a liar isn't penalized.

I'll take it. But I'm telling you, I wasn't laughing.

-Of course not. -I swear, it was a grimace. But, fine.

-You're cheating. -Of course.

The hunter became the hunted.

And it serves him right.

-I'll be a changed man. -Money isn't everything.

-He's angry now. -It's fine.

In my head, I was like, "Okay!"

"Okay, fine."

-Ready? -Let's go.

They thought I couldn't do better.

AHMED SYLLA PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR

No.

Don't forget, you have trump cards.

If you're out before using it...

-Too bad. -That'd be too bad.

It's an easy way to get people out.

So, if you have a yellow card, use it soon.

-See you later. -Sorry, buddy.

Well done.

Give it up for Nicky Larson!

That was good. Thanks.

See you soon, buddy.

-You've got a card. -You got one, Éric?

I don't mind, but not for this.

Give me one when I actually laugh.

-It'll get harder when they're tired. -Yes.

-Here we go again. -Let's do it.

-It's on again! -It's on!

No, that's for Gérard to get changed.

-Éric is laughing! -No.

Camille, you're singing?

That's my job. Shall I sing?

-Sing, please. -Just for you.

Yes, sing for me.

Riadh, how are you doing today?

Do you want to be my best friend?

-Beautiful. -Gérard is up to something.

What is he going to do?

-Are you cold? -Huh?

-Are you cold? -A bit.

-How's the investigation going? -Good.

He's got something. Be careful.

Of course. It depends on what you want.

Do you want a yo-yo?

-Yes? No? -Okay.

Yo-yos? No?

-What else you got? -Sardines?

CONTROL ROOM

He's gonna get them.

Fish?

Gérard is dangerous. You immediately have to look away.

I'll take a yo-yo.

Take it easy, Alice David. Breathe, Alice. Respirations.

It'll be okay.

Gérard really scares me. He has a poker face.

I'm like, "Alice, never go near Gérard Darmon."

Wow, my little sardine

And my little yo-yos

I'm gonna eat candies

I mix up my little yo-yos and my little sardines

Riadh, where do you stay when you go to Morocco?

In a tent or do you have a place?

Or maybe just a riad.

Is that a toothache or a laugh?

-It hurts... -It hurts.

-It hurts... -Is he crying?

...from there to there.

Oh, no.

This game is horrible, I swear. Why are we doing this?

Are you hiding? We can see you.

Audrey Fleurot!

She's a real actress. Show some respect!

-Wow. -Oh, my.

-See that? -Oh, dear.

There you go!

They are losing it. It's one yellow card after another.

You laughed! You laughed. I can laugh now!

Oh, no.

I've got bad news. Someone messed up, as you may know.

-Obviously. -Shall we take a look?

-Yeah! -We need proof.

You know we want to.

Riadh, where do you stay when you go to Morocco?

In a tent or do you have a place?

Or maybe just in a riad.

-It was Alice! -Oh, shit!

That sucks!

Can you explain what happened?

I forgot I was playing.

I got careless and totally forgot.

It just felt like a party with friends.

I don't know what happened.

I have the honor of giving you the yellow card.

Oh, damn. I like Alice. But there's another one.

-And there's another one. -Ahmed Sylla?

Let's see who it is.

Are you hiding? We can see you.

Audrey Fleurot!

She's a real actress. Show some respect!

He knew! He got up!

-Let's start over. -He confessed, let's forgive him.

What if I apologize?

CONTROL ROOM

Ramzy's trying to negotiate.

I have to give you your first yellow card.

Lesson learned. I'll be the last one out now.

You'd have to be stupid to get a yellow card and forget it.

Five yellow cards in just two hours.

Alice, Riadh and Ahmed are in danger,

and so are the Bedia siblings.

-So I got a yellow card? -I'm afraid so.

But you still have a chance.

Good luck. See you later.

It's really on now.

There are multiple yellow cards. It's very tense. It's getting serious.

If you make it, respect.

-Respect me. I won't laugh anymore. -Crazy.

-The whole day? -No one's funny here.

Ramzy's upset.

-He's sad. -Yes, he's sad.

He really is, but it's good.

It keeps him on his toes.

-Yeah. -Give him a minute. Look.

-Let's start again. Lots of yellow cards. -Lots of cards.

-Here we go! -It's on!

Look at Ramzy's poker face. He gets it.

Ramzy got a yellow card.

He's wide open. I'll get him.

A misunderstood artist

A winter fling

The sky takes me away under the heavy clouds

I'm fine. I can even look at you. Look.

Under the heavy clouds Under the heavy clouds

-Careful, Ramzy. -If he laughs, he's out.

-He wants the red card. -Yes.

He sings well.

Break!

Where is life taking me? Break!

Fuck. How does he do it?

The sky goes on and on. Break!

I'm not Patricia's brother. Break!

No, no. He's gonna make me laugh.

Of course, he is.

-He's gonna make me laugh. -Obviously.

If, for you, a grimace...

I wanted them to think, "Maybe he'll stop."

No! Just when you think it's over,

it's just the beginning.

Break! Break!

Okay. Song's over.

It's over, it's over

The night, the wind, the summer Life takes me away

Go pick on someone else, please.

No, I said I'd step it up

Step it up, step it up

I'm going to follow you

I'm gonna get him. I have to.

He can't go on like that. He'll get a headache.

It's not even funny.

It's a song and a show.

It's the gaps that make me laugh.

Here it comes, careful. Three, two, one.

A passing bike

This is the worst song ever.

A broken tooth

Wait, he has a trump card.

The hiding sun

-Look at Ramzy's face. -Ramzy's had it.

Break!

I could tell he was on edge. And I was happy.

The more the game went on,

the more I thought it was going to be hard.

Because I brought out my teeth!

And they didn't break.

What do I have left?

Trump card!

-Trump card! -Oh, no.

Yes, great. Awesome.

CONTROL ROOM

He's a non-stop trump card.

He gave his all already. He'll tap out in half an hour.

He'll have nothing left.

What else can he do after all that?

I'm curious. Ahmed is 200% relentless.

It's gonna be a dangerous trump card.

Hello, everybody.

First, let me tell you how happy I am

to be on this adventure with you.

To show you my appreciation,

I'm not going to make you laugh.

Because I want you all

to have a fair chance...

-Wow, amazing gesture. -A gesture that's brought us together.

Yeah.

I've spent lots, and lots, and lots,

and lots, and lots,

-and lots... -Wow. Right.

-And lots... -A lot of a lots.

-One more? -And lots...

Three minutes left.

Okay, time's up.

-And lots... -The others' jokes is what can get them.

...and lots of time watching videos of you to imitate you as best as I can.

-Okay. I see. -That's bad.

I get his skit now.

He pushes it until it's awkward.

You want to laugh because it's awkward. It's very physiological.

-Look, a skit. -That's me!

-Éric Judor. -Wow, I love it.

That's me. It's like looking in a mirror.

Look, a visual pun on his name.

Cute!

You see how it's a pun on his name.

It's Eric's catchphrase from his skits.

Poo is delicious.

A thug! A thug from Shanghai!

-Yeah, great! -I'm a thug! A thug!

It's tough.

Camille Lellouche!

Oh, damn, it is!

I want to thank my...

"I want to thank my..."

Yeah, that was clear.

Thanks, Ahmed.

Thanks for not doing obvious puns on my name.

Audrey!

Another name pun!

-Oh, man. -Audrey "High Flower."

Mime lovers are having a blast.

Actually, I'm doing two people at once.

Omar Sy and Audrey Fleurot.

It's a reference to...

The Intouchables.

Of course.

Look at Audrey.

Wait, because Audrey...

She's gonna break.

I hope you like it.

-Loved it. -Nice one, Ahmed.

It was moving.

I worked the hardest on this one.

You have to laugh at "Omar Sy and Audrey Fleurot."

You have to because it's beyond unfunny.

It's the worst of the worst.

I want to see...

The last one is an homage

to a man I really like.

Bernard Tapie.

-No. -Bernard Montiel.

-Bernard Montiel? -Ramzy, Ramzy.

-Gérard Darmon! -Another pun with the stinger!

Nice wig.

I'm Gérard Darmon.

-I've been in a few movies. -Is this Gérard?

Gérard wants to fuck you in the ass. Sorry. Just thinking out loud.

I just want to ask all of you

to applaud after I take a bow

in appreciation of this wonderful interlude.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Good job!

That was very brave.

-Good job! -You did it.

-He was great. -Yes.

-The trump card worked. -Yes.

-I didn't laugh. -You did.

I didn't.

I feel bad about this one. Oh, dear.

We have our first elimination.

Here it comes.

No, he has a red card!

-Well done, Ahmed. -Well done.

Lots of cards. Well done.

There were several laughs.

-You have a red card. -Who is it?

It could be me.

I've got really terrible news.

We have the first elimination in the game.

No!

-I told you. -Wow.

They can't be out now. No way.

Push!

TO BE CONTINUED

A chicken wearing a robe.

It's the best trump card ever.

And redhead.

We all want to stay But Audrey, you'll get kicked out

Kicked out Kicked out

I'm in survival mode.

-She laughed! -Yes!

Serves them right.

Time for our secret weapon.

Break!

-I didn't. -Here to fuck with us.

Look, he's trying to get you.

His aim is to get rid of us all.