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The principle of LOL is simple.

We get ten actors and comedians on set, and the first one to laugh is out.

I have gathered the very best for this second season.

Who will win? Who will be the funniest?

Who...

Sorry.

Hello.

Seriously?

He wants comedy? I'm the best.

This is going to hurt.

You won't last five minutes.

Perfect timing!

Comedy is all about surprise.

One day I could be a pilot, and in a flash, a nun.

Who can resist that?

You have to master comedy.

I'll knock you all out.

Well played! I was out.

But I'm everywhere.

SO COOL SO FUNNY!

There's no limit.

As they say, the sky is the limit!

For me, humor is a matter of elegance,

delicacy, but most importantly, precision.

Sorry, excuse me.

Elegance? Just look at your suit!

-That's true. -Boring grey!

As for precision, you hold it like this.

-Thanks. -That's LOL!

You have to be on target

Laughter isn't an art, it's a science.

That's the level here?

Humor is subtle.

You start with an appetizer.

Then you need some spicy jokes.

And for dessert, a subtle and sophisticated

punchline.

For me, humor is about points of view.

No, that's not me, I was thinking of...

Yes, that's me.

Thanks.

That changes everything.

I'm very technical.

I know how to trick my opponents,

juggle my jokes,

and aim accurately.

Goal!

LOL, YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT

Welcome to season 2 of LOL.

It's great to be here,

and to welcome ten actors and comedians who are more motivated than ever.

Who, me?

-You're not on yet. -Really?

Here's how it works.

In LOL, if you laugh, you lose.

Only the last contestant who doesn't laugh will win €50,000 for charity.

It's really tough.

-I won last year. -I know.

-I was there last year. -Yes, me too.

This year's candidates have even more skits, events, jokes.

They'll be ruthless.

I want to thank...

Push!

Our comedians will be filmed by 50 cameras for six hours.

We have many surprises for them.

Excuse me.

And as a bonus, a surprise guest.

Time for our secret weapon.

Break!

It's Kyan.

Here to mess with us.

We won't miss a thing.

The less funny, the more I laugh.

But I won't be the only one watching them.

I won't be the only...

I will be joined by last year's winner.

-It's your cue. -Okay!

-Surprise! It's me. -It's her.

Come to the control center, Alex.

Let's go.

You'll see. It's impressive.

Ta-da!

Isn't that awesome?

Have you seen these screens?

And all the buttons on the chair.

And they all work... Alex?

-Alex? -Fifi!

Can you see me?

Look, I'm in the painting.

Yes!

Yes, I see, but hurry back. They're coming.

Coming!

It's gonna be tough.

Amazing!

Ahmed Sylla, ladies and gentlemen!

CONTROL ROOM

He's a comedian.

A great showman.

Hi, teddy bear.

You okay? Having fun?

He's an expert impressionist.

Is anyone there?

I think he's prepared a lot of things. He's gonna be a tough one.

I'm the first one here.

My first thought is, I'm playing a game.

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I'm playing to win.

I want to have fun, obviously. We're here to have fun.

But I have one objective.

Just one.

Not to be the first to leave.

Don't laugh, Ahmed.

A dead teddy bear.

Our second competitor is here.

Camille Lellouche.

Stand-up comedian and singer.

She's doing great right now.

I think she'll do great in LOL as well.

I'm breaking the set already.

That's not good.

-I'm already laughing! -Why?

Aren't we allowed to?

-You shouldn't. -Really?

-We didn't start. -It has to start in your head.

-Say hello, bro. -Hello.

I'm glad to see Ahmed. I know him well.

But he can make me laugh at any moment.

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I'm very scared.

-How are you? -Good, and you?

-Where can I put my bag? -Over there.

-Behind the door. -Okay, I'm coming.

I felt reassured.

We've been friends for ages.

But I wasn't born yesterday.

She'll be a tough opponent.

All right.

-Okay. -Okay.

So the set designer had nothing specific in mind.

And didn't know where to park.

Oh, dear.

Here are the cult actors.

They're not together, right?

-They aren't playing together. -Right.

They're opponents.

Two different contestants.

-So this set is supposed to make us laugh. -Yes.

It's hard not to.

It'll be great.

-Look at that. -Damn!

Hello! Welcome to our place.

-Is this your place? -Do you want a drink?

We bought this.

-Nice! -It must be hard to heat.

-It's ok. -How are you?

-You bulked up. -A little.

I did some push-ups.

-Is that all? -At the gym?

You want a sweet?

First mistake!

-God damn it. -Sorry!

Guys! Wow!

Come on. Come over here, Éric.

I'm not going near them.

-Éric. -Damn it! Is it okay to laugh?

-For now, yes. -It's ok for now.

Ramzy and I know each other.

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We can eliminate each other quickly.

So, thank you for the invitation, but we won't be here for long.

I had to say that.

These slippers make me laugh.

-I thought it was a condom. -They're slippers.

-Wow, because my condoms look like that. -Really?

Your dick must be a funny shape.

I'm telling you the truth, mine looks like a carp.

Whenever I show it, people say, "Wow, is that a sole?"

I'm like, "No, a carp."

Freshwater.

Éric makes me laugh

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more than anyone on the planet.

He makes me laugh more than anyone.

Éric is very, very funny.

Another new arrival that I know well.

She played with me in the Babysitting movies.

Alice David!

-Hello. -Hi!

Hi!

-Thanks for that. -Nice to meet you.

-How are you? -Good.

I'm fine. It's already a mess here!

How are you?

-Good. You? -Good. I smell like peanuts.

I didn't dare telling you, right at the start.

I get there and it's already a mess.

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Where the hell am I? I'm in a nuthouse!

What a great start.

That hurts.

Things are getting rough.

I hope they have good insurance.

No! You're playing dirty.

You're playing dirty.

Welcome!

What's his name?

Just Riadh. A big social media star.

A huge social media star.

I have to get a photo with him.

For my followers.

-Nice to meet you. -Same.

He seems like easy prey.

But that's anti-youth prejudice. He's just young.

-We haven't started? -No idea.

You're out already.

You're out again.

Ramzy, let's gang up on Riadh, all the time.

-Until he's out. -Okay.

I'm going to get him.

Just Riadh, I'm coming for you.

Relentlessly.

Watch out now!

Melha Bedia.

-She'll play against her brother. -Her brother Ramzy.

-And her brother's best friend. -Yeah.

Yes!

That's so cool!

Yes!

You won't pester me, right? Be nice.

-You too. -Okay.

-Who's that? -Your sister.

-It's your sister. -It's...

Hey, don't come say hi, Melha.

Éric and Ramzy can make me burst out laughing like nothing.

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They know how to get me. I can't control myself.

I need to stay sharp.

-Hi! -That's such a tiny suitcase!

Payanakata Toyotis.

-So cute! How are you? -Good.

It's Payanamatayato.

He's not even Greek.

Why does he have that name then?

Payanamatayato.

-It's Panayotis. -How's it going?

Panayotis sounds like a flower.

Or a lubricating gel.

"Got any Panayotis?" "Yes!"

Oh boy! Here's an incredible contestant.

A true legend of comedy, Gérard Darmon.

Is this a music quiz?

Yes!

We're dead!

How are you?

You look nice!

-I'm going to say hi. -How are you?

How are you? Let me get your suitcase.

Are you going to laugh?

How are you? I'm scared of you.

I'm scared of you because I never saw you laugh.

-What? Really? -I've never seen you laugh.

We'll see about that.

A yellow card and I'm out.

-You too. -You've got two now.

-Bye! -Bye!

Gérard Darmon will win.

He has a straight face.

He's got a wooden face.

It hasn't moved in 20 years.

I've never seen his teeth.

Éric?

-Oh, my God! -That's great.

That's great, Ramzy!

You have to expect that. I'm not ready.

Look!

The last contestant is here.

-Last but not least. -Audrey Fleurot.

She's scary.

Oh, my God.

-How are you? -Huge potential!

Being locked up with some really funny people

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is out of my comfort zone.

I'm really trying a new experience.

Better believe there's a whoopee cushion in there.

We have the lineup for a really great evening,

except that you can't laugh.

It'll be hard to get to them.

I'm not planning on laughing.

I haven't laughed yet.

I'm not planning on being nice.

So don't get on my nerves.

That goes for you too, Audrey.

It's time to explain the rules.

-Here we go. -Let's go.

The Messiah!

Oh, my God!

It's worse than last year.

-No! -Come on!

I'm disappointed by his style.

We were saying the same.

Disappointed.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to LOL, season 2.

Bravo!

Thanks.

For six hours, you won't be able to laugh,

and much less, laugh out loud.

But you have to do everything to make the others crack up.

The winner will take home €50,000 for his or her charity.

If I catch you laughing, you'll hear this.

-Like a fire alarm. -Exactly.

And I will give you a first yellow card warning.

If I see you laughing again,

it'll be a red card, and you'll be out of the game.

And you all have a trump card that you can use at any time.

If you use the card, you'll have three minutes on this stage

to try to make the others laugh.

-Three minutes is a lot. -Make it less.

I laugh all the time.

At my own jokes, at others people's jokes.

And I have a deep laugh.

It'll be a miracle if I win.

And we have something new this year.

I won't be alone in the control room.

Nice!

I'll be with a comedy special agent.

Her eagle eyes can detect even the slightest smirk from a mile away.

-She's fearsome. -Is she there?

She can't get out.

-Alexandra Lamy! -The winner.

Last year's winner.

-I have one piece of advice. -What?

-Wear jeans. -Not five.

Not four.

Not three, not two. Just one piece of advice.

Don't laugh.

One last thing, when you hear this,

it means we've started.

We wish you luck.

-Don't go, Philippe. -You're reassuring us.

Sorry, just one thing,

who's the guy in the purple sweatshirt next to me?

We haven't started the game.

Audrey!

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Oh, dear.

She's harsh.

Audrey for President! Audrey for President!

Audrey!

I wanted to see if he had a sense of humor because I didn't know.

But as a result, I became his target.

It wasn't a great strategy.

It was right at the beginning.

-See you later. -Good luck.

Marry me!

-Bye. -Bye, Ahmed.

Do a good job.

And don't laugh.

Okay?

This will be good.

-Here we go. -Right.

Here we go now.

Here we go.

This will be a crazy season.

Does that mean we can't laugh anymore?

We can't laugh. It's done.

Look, they're all avoiding each other.

Look, no one's talking anymore!

You hear...

You look round and wonder when it will blow up.

I could feel everyone was focusing. That moment when you're realize

this is going to be hard.

Hey, Ramzy! The producer says we can still laugh.

For sure.

Pana's lost his focus.

-I went back there... -He's lying!

If we laugh it's over.

-It's over. -Listen to me.

The producer says we still have ten minutes.

-He's lying. -They didn't.

Off you go.

No, no, Gérard...

Are you sure I can laugh?

You'll be out.

Look!

-No, he's okay. -This is my poker face.

-Is that the poster for your show? -Yes.

"Éric and Ramzy Don't Laugh Anymore."

Not bad.

Éric and Ramzy get me.

I look at them and I think, "I'm out."

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"It's time to call a taxi to go home."

"I'll be gone in 20 minutes."

I'm going to drink so much.

I'm gonna be so bored.

-Here we go. -I'm drinking.

-They need a lot of water. -Very thirsty.

The game is stressful.

I'm going to eat a lot, as a distraction.

Drink water, eat stuff.

It will be hard, very hard.

-Hey Audrey? -No.

No!

No! Audrey!

-I can see you coming. -Audrey!

-Can't we just talk? -No, I don't see why.

Riadh's out for revenge.

His main aim is to get me out.

Can't we talk, Audrey?

I'm not in the mood.

-Can't we just talk? -No, I don't see why.

Everyone is potential prey.

Everyone. But mainly Audrey Fleurot.

I'm in attack mode.

They are all attacking. I don't know who to watch.

-Dominique Besnehard. -Gérard Darmon...

Gérard Darmon has a classy attitude

Éric Judor.

He's got no hair, but he's a huge talent.

I love him.

-I saw one of his films. -He's great.

-He's a bit below. -Yes.

Did my genitals get you?

-You put your dick on my hand. -Sorry.

Don't worry, it's all good.

-Did it make you hot? -No.

I do a good Sarkozy.

I'm telling you...

Why?

I have nothing to do with Mr. Bismuth.

You can't start a show like that.

Stop it, Gérard. Karine Le Marchand.

-Gérard. -That's better.

They all sound like women, even Sarkozy.

No, because I didn't do this.

-So... -That's funnier.

Non-binary Sarko.

I almost had Éric there.

It was the non-binary joke.

He's squirming.

It's funny. I'll stop if you say it's funny.

-What? -My non-binary Sarkozy.

-It's good. -It's wild.

I almost laughed myself.

I'm joking!

It's a joke!

No effect.

No effect!

Okay.

When people target you, you hide.

You protect yourself. We are at war here.

So at one point, you want to knock someone out.

Watch out, a puppet gag.

Heard the joke about car with no engine?

It's not funny, it doesn't go anywhere.

That's taking a risk.

I'm off.

Audrey told an awful ventriloquist joke.

Then I knew I had to turn around and get away.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence.

Something's wrong, I'm not good with the movements.

You almost made me laugh.

Look at Ramzy's face.

Heard the one about the egg?

Audrey's going for it.

She's crazy.

-Go on. -It cracked up.

She's dangerous.

There.

That's it!

No!

-Why did the alarm go off? -Because of Riadh?

-Why? -You'll see.

It wasn't me, bro.

-It wasn't me. -He's upset.

It's like when the principal comes and you screwed up.

And you know you've been caught.

He's coming, get out!

The replay!

I have very bad news.

Someone laughed.

I don't think it's good news, we want this to go on.

-Let's find out. -Sure!

Heard the one about the egg?

-Go on. -It cracked up.

-Damn! -You laughed big time.

You laughed big time.

That wasn't a laugh. My teeth stick out.

-You laughed. -No.

You laughed!

I suggest we ask Audrey, she was close by.

She clearly burst out laughing.

That's not bursting out in laughter.

That wasn't a proper laugh.

I don't wanna be mean, but your joke was awful.

I can't believe she dropped me in it.

I blame myself.

Five minutes and a yellow card.

What?

That's too much. I'm scared.

Okay, let's focus.

See you later.

They'll talk a lot.

And we're off again.

And we're off.

Make us laugh, without laughing.

-Is it about her hair? -I nearly died laughing.

But I didn't. That's the game.

It's not a joke. Which singer do these look like?

-What? -You're asking me?

They look like a singer.

A singer we know.

Camélia Jordana.

That's not nice.

I said nothing. It was him.

I was calm and cool.

It's not Camélia, it's Chlamydia Jordana.

I'm eating so much Normally I don't eat much

I'm mixing everything, sweets, macarons, crackers.

I haven't gone to the bathroom yet, which is concerning.

Take it easy, Ahmed.

-Take it easy. -It's hard.

-It's really hard. -Yeah.

Damn it!

What am I doing here?

You're told not to laugh. There's nothing funnier than not laughing.

So, I'm afraid I'll break.

If I break, I'm dead.

I'll have to find a loose brick to make the wall fall.

How lovely. That was very philosophical.

Get it? The reference to the wall and bricks?

Ahmed's has something.

Ahmed's attacking.

He's not scared.

Wait, sorry. There's some tap dancing.

Tap dancing!

I love that.

Go, Fred Astaire!

Is it your trump card?

No, it's not, it's an interlude.

An interlude. That's cool.

It's not his trump card, but some are close to laughing.

He's a real danger.

Tap-dancing Shakira.

Look, Riadh and Éric are smiling.

Éric wants to laugh.

You're good.

-I'm good? -A bit scary.

What a disgrace!

Just Tap-Dance!

Just Tap-Dance! Funny.

He'll get them.

He'll get them for sure.

Non-binary Sarkozy tap.

Your Honor.

Your Honor, I didn't do anything.

He makes you laugh.

-Where are you going? -For water.

He did impressions, tap danced...

I was expecting him to tame a tiger too.

He's an excellent showman.

Why are you frowning?

-I'm trying to understand you. -Gérard Darmon tap-dancing.

-That's funny. -That's funny.

-That was funny. -I thought so too.

That was very funny.

I thought so too.

Two Ahmed Syllas would be one too many.

One is perfect.

Trump card!

-Seriously? -No!

Trump card, come on.

You're Éric.

Everyone's scared of you.

And you play a trump card? Not cool.

In my head, I insulted him.

But with respect! There was no respect really.

That wasn't very fair.

That wasn't cool. It'll be tough!

TO BE CONTINUED

Push!

A chicken wearing a robe.

-I want to thank... -Done with the trump card.

It's the best ever trump card ever.

And redhead.

We all want to stay, but Audrey, you're going to get kicked out

Kicked out Kicked out

I'm in survival mode.

She laughed!

Serves them right!

Time for our secret weapon.

-It's Kyan. -Kyan, for us!

Look, he's trying to get you.

His aim is to get rid of us all.